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post american cuisine

>> No.12221477
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mhmmm now im hungry

>> No.12221487

>>12221474
>>12221477
>>12221481
are they human?

>> No.12221489

>>12221477
mmm oil and oil.
honestly, if you're gonna meme-fry like this bullshit at least use some good oil or tallow

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Staple of post-American society

>> No.12221526

>>12221477
wtf

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>> No.12221598

>>12221534
lol

>> No.12221611

>>12221474
>post american

It will be glorious.

>> No.12221634

>>12221534
Unironically would try.

>> No.12221635

>>12221487
Judging by the food they eat they're pigs.

>> No.12221637

>>12221474
Ok it's impossible to eat but I don't see anything wrong with it. Better than ramen and corn chips.

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>>12221611
Shut up, commie!

>> No.12221647

>>12221534
whats bad about this?

>> No.12221649

>>12221637
Anon, every single ingredient is wrong, either because of it's quality or cause it doesn't belong.

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unironically

>> No.12221667

>>12221637
Its seriously a slop o shit. They just piled whatever they had lying around on a bun

>> No.12221670

>>12221477
This made me a little sick

>> No.12221676

>>12221649
>>12221667
>Hot dogs
>Cheese
>Onion
>Sauce
Sounds like they go together fine to me, it's just put together in a really dumb way.

>> No.12221682

>>12221676
>>Hot dogs
>>Cheese
>>Onion
>>Sauce
>Sounds like they go together fine to me, it's just put together in a really dumb way.
Those buns, Hot dogs, american cheese and the sauces are inherently awful. The only thing I would ever use is the onion.

>> No.12221695

Why do I get the feeling OP's webm is from somewhere in South America like Mexico or Brazil

>> No.12221704

>>12221695
of course it is. bunch of random shit + a litre of sauce is a hallmark of spic cuisine. burgers would drown the shit in cheese and use bacon instead of veggies

>> No.12221709

>>12221474
Those tomatoes look like absolute shit

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>> No.12221729

>>12221728
What is the brown sauce?

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>> No.12221750

>>12221729
beef gravy. It's poutine - fries, cheese curds and gravy.

>> No.12221754

>>12221682
Well I've never tasted legit american ingredients, I'm only comparing it to the types of bread and sausages we have here.

>> No.12221767

>>12221474
that would have been perfect until they put all the meat and potatoes and all that extra shit on it, why did they have to ruin it?

>> No.12221774

>>12221767
Spics ruin everything

>> No.12221778

>>12221474
What's the powder?

>> No.12221779

>>12221778
Ashes with vinegar

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>> No.12221802

>>12221534
Would try. I'd throw an onion and some carrots into it but sounds pretty damn good.

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>> No.12221814

where are you people getting all this false information lmao

>> No.12221822

>>12221800
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA

>> No.12221826

>>12221795
That's one thing I like about american cuisine. Funnily enough where I live we used to have superior crawfish just about 50 years ago but because of some assholes that brought american crawfish to our water + commie factory pollution they're now an endangered species. I'm from Poland.

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Typical cookout I do when I'm at Sterling.

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>>12221474
>Not posting the second part of the webm

>> No.12221921

>>12221908
I've only seen shit as disgusting as that from Mexico.

>> No.12221932

>>12221477
the ketchup makes it inedible

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The amount of subhuman seething in this thread fills my Burger soul with glee.
Try being born in a country that matters in your next life.

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>> No.12222021

I first read it. Post-American cuisine.
Not sure where I'm going with this.

>> No.12222023
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My favorite American food.

>> No.12222036

>>12222023
yes but magpul furniture gets stuck in my teeth. Hard to digest.

>> No.12222042

>>12221985
Damn, I need to make this with a nice peppery gravy, some smashed new potatoes, and maybe some roasted broccoli with garlic.

>> No.12222092

>>12222023
>can't even make a kill shot with an assault rifle
Nice gut shot faggot, enjoy your tainted meat. Go learn marksmanship instead of practicing your militia tactics at the paintball course and masturbating to SOF magazines.

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All cuisine is american cuisine bc we do it better
all it takes is ONE "X" food estabilishment in NY or LA to become AMERICAN (and be better)
lamo@euro/asian/african/southmerrrican fags

>> No.12222192

>>12222023
Where the fuck were you aiming?

>> No.12222246

>>12221908
If some asshole would serve this disgusting shit to me I would seriously consider shooting him

>> No.12222261

>>12221728
isn't this Canadian food?

>> No.12222299

>>12222023
Delicious shit tainted meat.

>> No.12222312

>>12222182
Better then the pig shit you eat every day =/= good. Lmao@amerifat

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>>12221493
>Staple of post-American society

Socialism & Welfare for everyone!!!

>> No.12222337 [DELETED] 

>>12222320

Jesus. Retarded 'mericans can't even pay for their current welfare & debt but they want even more Socialism? lol

'merica is a shithole for math illiterate losers, rednecks, & welfare niggers.

>> No.12222338 [DELETED] 

>>12222320
>Socialism & Welfare for everyone!!!
US national debt is in USD, so the Fed can print it out...

not saying Obummer isn't a nigger faggot commie

>> No.12222342

>>12222023
Cringe and yikespilled, reddit

>> No.12222347

>>12222337
t.even more retarded faggot than poster above

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>>12222337
>'merica is a shithole for math illiterate losers, rednecks, & welfare niggers.

Well, at least we're not Africa...

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>>12222338
>US national debt is in USD, so the Fed can print it out...
> JUST PRINT MORE MONEY!!!!!

Holy shit you illiterate 'merican niggers are fucking stupid.

>> No.12222370 [DELETED] 

>>12222351
Can someone explain to me what the "net interest" means in the graph thanks.

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>>12222351
>Holy shit you illiterate 'merican niggers are fucking stupid.
Nice non argument faggot
>>12222370
Net interests are interests on the debt itself
which-shocker!-the Fed can ALSO print out

lamo@cucked non amerikans

>> No.12222394 [DELETED] 

>>12222370
>Net Interest - Net interest is the only part of future spending that cannot be reduced by legislative action because it is money that must be paid to service the U.S. debt.
>Net interest payments today make up over six percent of the federal budget, but that percentage could increase if interests rates rise.

>> No.12222402 [DELETED] 

>>12222370
>"net interest"
> Outgoing interest from debt - Incoming interest from loans = net interest

Basically, by 2050, every tax dollar you pay will have $0.50 go towards interest payments, while only $0.50 goes towards your services, welfare, healthcare, defense, etc, etc.

Half of all your tax payments will be for nothing.

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>lmao u just jelly of our cheesebergers

>> No.12222410 [DELETED] 

>>12222351
Jesus, Americans are fucked. Why the fuck would you dumbshit american millenials want socialism and even more debt?

Do you want your future kids to grow up in shit & filth like Venezuela?

>> No.12222422 [DELETED] 

>>12222410
>Why the fuck would you dumbshit american millennials want socialism and even more debt?
Because they've never experienced it, yet they love it when they hear about people on TV tell them that they will get free stuff under socialism.

>> No.12222424

>>12222092
>assault rifle
It's not select fire. It's not an assault rifle.

>> No.12222427

Go back to /int/ and /pol/ with this garbage.

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>>12222410
>Why the fuck would you dumbshit american millenials want socialism and even more debt

Because the leeches & parasites (millennials) believe that they can get away with it while paying little taxes... pushing the burden to Gen Z & the children of millennials.

>> No.12222437 [DELETED] 

>>12222427
> illiterate 'Merican trailer trash nigger detected

Don't worry Tyrone. You still gets yo welfae on!

>> No.12222440 [DELETED] 

>>12222402
I'm not privy to econ terms much, but what is outgoing interest from debt?

>> No.12222452 [DELETED] 

>>12222440

The US gov loans money as well as borrows money. They just borrow way more than they loan out. That should answer your question.

>> No.12222466 [DELETED] 

>>12222452
Okay, thank you I understand it more now. I don't want to ask about economic policy to people on /pol/ or /int/ because they're mostly stupid as fuck and as a non-American I want to know some of the objective fiscal facts about your country not some autistic redpilled virgin telling me how he feels

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>>12222466

In short, the americans who think they can simply print their way out of economic trouble are just as dumb as the Niggers of Zimbabwe who tried to print their way out of debt.

>> No.12222522 [DELETED] 

>>12222466
>objective fiscal facts about your country

Our country is in massive, unsustainable debt thanks to Obama's 10 TRILLION of debt in 8 years. Printing our way out of trouble via hyperinflation is not a realistic viable option.

>> No.12222534 [DELETED] 

>>12222092
>>12222192
Everyone saying gut shot, I think that is unlikely. If you gut shot a deer with a caliber as small as a .223, you’d be very lucky to find it. Chances are it’d Run off and die a day later and you’d never see it again. It’s much more likely that the wound on the stomach is just from where he gut it and field dressed it and you’re looking at it from a weird angle. Don’t forget that bullet holes are often hard to find from the outside. Especially from small calibers. I shot a deer with a .300 Jarrett... basically a .30-06 on steroids and even then I couldn’t find the entry hole until I cleaned the deer and looked at it’s rib cage from the inside. It was very apparent then.

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>>12222513
>In short, the americans who think they can simply print their way out of economic trouble are just as dumb as the Niggers of Zimbabwe who tried to print their way out of debt.
>imegen being this financially illiterate

HOLY FUGGGG ahahahahahhahahah

>> No.12222539 [DELETED] 

>>12222522
>Printing our way out of trouble via hyperinflation is not a realistic viable option.
what is a legislatively viable option to reduce government mandatory spending and debt in the USA? Reduce expenditures on healthcare by educating Amerisharts to not be obese fucking niggers at a grassroots level for long term benefits in healthcare spending as well as reducing military spending by slowing down arms procurement and maintenance?

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>>12221474

>> No.12222546 [DELETED] 

>>12222522
>Our country is in massive, unsustainable debt thanks to Obama's 10 TRILLION of debt in 8 years.
top kek imagine being such a fat fucking retard you think O'Bummer was responsible for this

>> No.12222565 [DELETED] 

>>12222320
WTF are you merican niggers doing? How do you spend 10 trillion fucking dollars in 8 years?

>> No.12222572 [DELETED] 

>>12222320

To be fair, Obama did take the opportunity in 2008 to take money from your taxpayers and give it to the 1%, the auto executives, the bank executives, & the other heads of failing companies who eventually closed or moved their manufacturing to Mexico.

Obama was like the opposite of Robin Hood. Take from the middle class & give to the rich.

>> No.12222576 [DELETED] 

>>12222572
>Obama did take the opportunity in 2008 to take money from your taxpayers and give it to the 1%, the auto executives, the bank executives, & the other heads of failing companies who eventually closed or moved their manufacturing to Mexico.
source?

>> No.12222578 [DELETED] 

>>12222572
>Obama was like the opposite of Robin Hood. Take from the middle class & give to the rich.

This. GM & Ford ended up moving most of their manufacturing to Mexico & China anyways. The only people benefited from Obama's bail out were the CEOs & top tier management.

>> No.12222582

>>12222021
The new global superpower, so Chinese food?

>> No.12222587 [DELETED] 

>>12222572
>the auto executives, the bank executives
carmakers all moved their manufacturing while 2 big banks literally went under. Obama's corporate "bailout" of 2009 literally saved no jobs while protecting the pockets of the rich.

>> No.12222590 [DELETED] 

>>12222565
big city socialism. and of course blaming trump for the next 4 years for immigration issues that happened in 2009-2016.

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>> No.12222615 [DELETED] 

>>12222320
>>12222348
>>12222351
>>12222428
>>12222572

lol. You 'merican niggers have zero right to lecture any other country about fiscal responsibility & monetary policy.

>> No.12222621

hello im american and like to eat the chëëseburger

>> No.12222623

>>12222615
also I am from Greece

>> No.12222634

>>12222623
hello im american and like to eat the gyro (pronounced like jye-row haha)

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>>12222634
Shut the FUCK UP you retard merifat the g is pronounced like the y in "yiff" because us greeks are fucking idiots that can't even spell their foods correctly before going to the Anglophone market (and we will cry about it too without changing the spelling).

Also I am greek

>> No.12222645 [DELETED] 

>>12222320
2000-2008 is 5.7 to 10m, 75% growth
2009-2016 is 11.9-19.7m, 65% growth

That's a big think there.

>> No.12222648

>>12222643
*also I am Gayreek

>> No.12222662

>>12222643
okay thakns

>> No.12222681

>>12222643
jokes aside, in what country do people pronounce the letter G like Y? Only Greeks?

It's dumb

>> No.12222688 [DELETED] 

What a waste of money. And the bailouts didn't even do much since Lehman sold itself, Bear Stearns & Myrril Lynch sold themselves, and Goldman & Morgan Stanley all fired 1/3 of their bankers.

And the auto bail out was even more of a cluster fuck. Ford now manufactures only in Mexico and no longer makes cars. GM is basically headquartered in China now. Chrysler sold itself to fucking FIAT lol

All that money down the drain... or more accurately in the pockets of the wealthy.

>> No.12222732

>>12221474
>>12221908
those sauces look like fucking plastic

>> No.12222734

>>12222643
I never understand why languages WHICH DON'T EVEN USE THE SAME ALPHABET get transliterated so they don't remotely sound the way they're spelled in English. It's not like you're stuck carrying over the same-looking letter that has a different sound. (I'm looking at you, Chinese.)
If it's pronounced "yeero," they why the fuck would you spell it in English so an English speaker would pronounce it "gyro"? Especially when gyro was already an English word? Makes no sense.
Same thing with the yogurt you've decided to spell as if it's pronounced "phage" when you actually want it pronounced "fay-yuh." Just stupid.

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>>12222734
>to spell as if it's pronounced "phage"
The correct pronunciation is "fag"

>> No.12222752

the next redditnigger that say "unironically!", im going to backtrace you and rape your faggot face.
Ill unironically backtrace you, unironically pull out my hard dick, and unironically rape your face. unironically.

>> No.12222758

>>12222750
the e at the end is silent so "faggot" is the correct way to pronounce it

t. greek

>> No.12222760

>>12221474
That isnt american fatfuck food. I would know.


What the fuck is that. Are the germans responsible for this? Or the mexicans?

>> No.12222766

>>12222752
(You)'re unironically a faggot

>> No.12222769

>>12222760
looks like a lot of those toppings were those you see from those mexican junk food vendor .webms (the ones where people put in a ton of shit in a bag of doritos).

>> No.12222792 [DELETED] 

>>12222320
wtf i bet trump has taken care of that and lowered the debt because he isn't a dirty african commie

>> No.12222970

>>12222752
unironically...
you better have a bbc in your pants

>> No.12222995

>>12221843
ever take a shit in one of those BBqs?

>> No.12222998

>>12221534
it's a wisconsin stroganoff

>> No.12223041

>>12221474
>american cuisine
>post taconiggers making their trademark mountain of slop

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>>12221474
>>12221908
its the mexicans again isnt it

>> No.12223263

>>12221746
based. I drove from Northern Mexico to Mission in Texas just to go to Whataburger. Almost cried with joy, one of the defining moments of my life. Food perfection.

>> No.12223275

>>12223249
Watch to the end Mexican is eating it.

>> No.12223315

>>12221534
>when the soup section is full of dented cans.

>> No.12223333

>>12221750
>>12221728
>Friends from UK come to Canada, show them poutine
>ewww what is this? gravy and cheese on chips?
Yea it's good
>Gross, I'll try w/e.

>Go over to visit them, watch rugby match in Cardiff, go drinking after.
>end up in 'chip alley'.
>Hey lets go get some and gravy!
Literally just weak probably mass produced shitty grey looking gravy spooned over chips and chopped up hot dogs

And poutine is gross?

>> No.12223346

>>12223249
It's Brazil, you can tell by the combination of corn, numerous lines of mayo, and the most telling ingredient, farinha.

>> No.12223350

>>12223263
Why? We have tons of them in Albuquerque

>> No.12223361

>>12222182
don't lamo@ me ever again, fatty

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>>12222023
>magpul furniture
>that shot placement
Yup, checks out.

>> No.12223365

>>12222995
I grilled a furbie in one and pissed in it when I was a kid

>> No.12223419

>>12221754
Hot Dogs and standard sausages are relatively different. Hot Dogs are totally smooth in internal texture and are rather bland in flavor. The skin however is identical, although proper hot dogs are served with the skin moderately charred all over.

American Cheese is bland in flavor but melts very well. Its not great to look at, nor is it very good pre-melting.

American Buns are light in texture and dry. There is little chew and little overall taste, but they are good as vehicles for other flavors.

>> No.12223434

>>12221474
theres no such thing

with the exception of native americans, we all come from somewhere and so does our food. deal with it

>> No.12223436

>>12222023
Learn2Shoot scumbag.

>> No.12223465

>>12221778
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farofa

>> No.12223530

>The late Roman cookbook of Apicius (c. 400), appears to list the ancient Romans' first use of deep frying to prepare Pullum Frontonianum, a chicken dish.[6] The practice of deep frying spread to other parts of Europe and Arabia in the following centuries. Deep-fried foods such as funnel cakes arrived in northern Europe by the 13th century,[7] and deep-fried fish recipes have been found in cookbooks in Spain and Portugal at around the same time.[8] Falafel arrived in the Middle East from population migrations from Egypt as soon as the 14th century.[9][10][11]

ITT: self loathing german anons

>> No.12223547

>>12223350
>eating whataburger anywhere but in texas
cringe and heresy

>> No.12223608

>>12221634
>>12221647
Well, it's pretty weaksauce as far as slow-cooker beef stews go. They're kinda wasting the stew beef by not searing it somehow beforehand, you're not gonna get any benefits from the Maillard reaction. And there's no seasoning involved whatsoever, the only seasoning is what's already in the condensed soup and soup mix, and that's going to be primarily salt. The salty onion cheddar cheese taste is going to completely overpower the taste of the beef, it's not really the preference of a discerning palate.

Factor in that it's a stew with no root or aromatic vegetables, and it's not impressive. Kinda ridiculous to dub it 'manly' beef stew when it appeals to a pretty immature sense of taste.

It's not terrible, as far as Purina Bachelor Chow goes. I prepared similar recipes when I first started cooking entirely for myself. But it could be a lot better with a little more effort.

>> No.12224150

>>12222023
Hope you enjoy eating some bullets

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First of all, fuck you op

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>>12221474

>> No.12224229

>>12221477
>undercooking ground "bacterial" beef
madre de dios

>> No.12224305

>>12221477
>putting fries on the burger
Why haven't the predator species located our radio waves and eliminated us already.

>> No.12224410

>>12221477
i'd eat it if they got rid of the macaroni and cheese and replaced it with queso frito, cooked the fucking burger and not pour ketchup al over it

>> No.12224430

Test

>> No.12224600

How do even eat that? If you take a bit off the top you're essentially just eating sauce

>> No.12224625

>>12223419
>American Buns are light in texture and dry.

there is no such thing as an "american bun", at any burger joint these days you can get a pretzel bun, brioche bun, lettuce bun, whole what bun, what the fuck ever.

>> No.12224653

>>12221477
$40 plus tip

>> No.12224666

>>12222023
>using a round designed for wounding but not killing
you're an asshole, you made it suffer

>> No.12224671

>>12224666
762 is more than enough for durr

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>>12224671
>7.62 Tokarev is enough for deer
it's called fucking animal abuse idiot

>> No.12224777

>>12222023
>imagine being proud of this shot
Jesus christ anon, go to the range some time you're making us look bad you massive faggot

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>>12221474
THE DUKES AND ROYALS SHALL BE HONORED TO FEAST WITH OUR AMERICAN GUESTS, POST HASTE !

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O SAY CAN YOU SHART
IN THE LOCAL WALLMART

>> No.12224922

>>12221474
this is Brazil

>> No.12224945

>>12224430
welcome back

>> No.12224951

>>12224757
>7.62x25 is 7.62x39
The fact that you know about that pistol ammo tells me you're a troll.

Not that it matters, .223 could take down even a white-tail if he wasn't a shit shot. I wonder how far he had to chase it down.

>> No.12224953

>>12222023
>gutshot with a scoped AR
Jesus Fuck. I've lungshot a buck in full sprint during a push. What the fuck happened here?

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>>12221474

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>> No.12225089 [DELETED] 

>>12222222

>> No.12225164

>>12225088
possibly the most boring 81 seconds of my life
was waiting for an explosion

>> No.12225244

>>12223333
ultra get

>> No.12225325

>>12222023
That’s a baby buck. What as waste. Learn to hunt.

>> No.12225684

>>12221908
What a fucking pig.

>> No.12225688

>>12221477
Why.

>> No.12225700

>>12221649
What if that’s the recipe? How can you claim it’s wrong like that without knowing?

>> No.12225704

>>12225700
Wrongness from seeing something that shouldn't exist. That sort of wrong.

>> No.12225712

>>12222246
If some asshole served that to you ya because you ordered it. So shoot your self and save us the trouble, hombre

>> No.12225724

>>12224757
You tell that deer to press charges then and I’ll face the consequences lmao

>> No.12226360

>>12222681
Technically, it is a "G" it starts with, "γύρος" the first letter is gamma. But for some reason depending on exact context it can be either a hard G or a Y sound.

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>> No.12226571

>>12221534
>no browning on beef
>all pre-made ingredients
>no seasoning at all
>served with no vegetables and two different carbs
Do flyovers really eat this?

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>> No.12226583

>>12226582
you're acting like these actually existed outside of advertisements

>> No.12226584

>>12226520
>>12226524
>>12226527
>>12226530
>>12226534
>>12226541
>>12226546
>>12226549
>>12226565
>>12226572
>>12226578
The '50s were a weird fucking time. That said, aspics aren't that uncommon in some parts of the world even today.

>> No.12226586

>>12226571
>two different carbs
So?

>> No.12226587

>>12226549
This sent shivers down my spine. Imagine being served this by someone that thinks they did a good job.

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>> No.12226632

>>12223608
Your last paragraph sums it up (though most of the people 'praising' that stew are memeing). It's food for someone with an un-discerning palate.

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>> No.12226645

>>12221908
that guy has donald trump hands

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>> No.12226651

>>12221985
ONLY if the meat is properly prepared. Only.

>> No.12226656

>>12226584
Other parts of the world don't do this kind of autistic shit with aspic though. Kholodets is good because it doesn't seal an entire pantry's worth of ingredients in an aspic prison.

>> No.12226659

>>12221477
I ordered a burger at a restaurant only once and I had to eat it with a knife and fork. Never again will I order such monstrosity. Is that how they are supposed to be eaten?

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>> No.12226682

>>12226670
I bet you this one is honestly not that bad

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>>12222023
>your hit
>your furniture
>spikes lower
bruh.mp3

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>> No.12226716

>>12226656
Nobody in the US has done these for at least 50 years either, anon.

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Canned stuff is crucial in the event of a nucular holocaust faggot

>> No.12226736

>>12226692
>Corn, bread, milk, egg mix that forms a tasty loaf
>With SPAM
Honestly, that doesn't sound bad. Nice interplay of the sweet and fluffy with salty and savory.

>> No.12226741

>>12226699
>why is everything in cans
Because the post-war era was obsessed with it because canning enabled people access to stuff they wouldn't be able to get before. You are taking our ability to get fresh food from California and Mexico constantly for granted.

>> No.12226764

>>12226716
I know, just pointing out that though aspic is used in other countries it doesn't mean they use it in this way.

>> No.12226804

>>12221800
Proof that Americans make better pizza than Italians

>> No.12226863

>>12221921
i think it's brazil.

>> No.12226866

>>12221989
like israel?

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>>12226520

>> No.12227266

>>12226731
>nucular
sounds American

>> No.12227476

As a kid, my daycare was serving this mayonnaise(?)/butter(?) rice in cups that I initially refused to eat because I was 100% sure it'd be disgusting. But then I gave in because I was hungry, and it surprisingly tasted good. Whatever it was, it might have fit into this thread.

>> No.12228323

>>12225724
ok I will

>> No.12229134

>>12221638
>>12221746
>>12221795
>>12221800
>>12221804
>>12221985
>>12221993
>>12221998
>>12224204
Yummy

>> No.12229503

>>12226520
>>12226584
>>12226656
>>12226716
>>12226764
i call this Fallout food. like the game. lol, you can clearly see the propaganda on the labels

>> No.12229524

>>12221989
>american insecurity

your cuisine is like if a third world economy suddenly was given a massive boost and the end result of food is what the third worlders came up with. your food is unrefined, uncultured, is incredibly calorie dense, poses a massive health risk, and for most of the world, is unpalatable, get over it and stop shitposting. mong

>> No.12229531

>>12222023
>that fucking shot placement

cruel at best and animal abuse at worst. i'd beat you purple for such a terrible kill if i were your father.

>> No.12229535

>>12222005
based as fuck

>> No.12229547

>>12222023
nigger i can see that you washed your terrible shot placement before taking the picture. how long did you chase that juvenile buck before it bled out? is that even a legal tag? jesus christ kill yourself you fucking prick.

>> No.12229560

>>12226679
>Its digestible
LOL fuckin whew

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>> No.12229573

>>12222023
u suck!

>> No.12229578

>>12224857
colorado the fittest. colorado the best weed. go figure.

>> No.12229599

>>12226549
aaa
aaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>12229503
>I call this fallout food

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the best ale in the world, california only. be mad all you like, it won't improve your mastery of hops horticulture or pairing, nor will it unpoison your disgusting used up euro-soil full of the droppings of centuries of totally unregulated industry

i think go to one of our totally untouched and picturesque national parks and drink my perfect beer, perhaps i'll visit the many stands of trees older than jesus christ

lol eurosavages

>> No.12229634

>>12221795
Kids, this is called a "crawfish boil". It's also done with lobsters or clams or shrimp. Usually there are more potatoes and maybe sausage.

>> No.12229639

>>12221908
This isn't American you dumb cunt

>> No.12229646

>>12224666
why do you think 5.56 is designed for wounding? where are you getting this information? Because its wrong.

>> No.12229653

>all these babbybitch faggot hunters crying about shot placement
Lmao you autistic retards, hunting itaelf is atrociously cruel. We have plenty of meat you just wanna feel completely safe while satisfying your urge to feel powerful and kill something. If you eat meat at all you're unironically supporting practices that are horrendously cruel, almost to a hilarious extent. That retarded faggot's couldn't hold a candle to it if he tried (which it seems like he did.)

t. proud cruel meat eater

>> No.12229691

>>12222023
Disgusting, learn to shoot before you abuse your prey retard

>> No.12229702

>>12222023
Reddit tier shot placement anon

>> No.12229823

>>12229632
Cringe and redpilled

>> No.12229847

>>12229653
Hunting is a necessary action to cull the population of shit we allowed to get out of control. Its not cruel unless you go and shoot something in the fucking gut like a drooling retard.

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>>12221474
post european food

>> No.12230192

>>12221908
Why...

>> No.12231228

>>12221487
No

>> No.12231287

>>12229572
unironically looks like shit

>> No.12231288

>>12221477
>0:20
>some fucker is taking photos of that monstrosity
>"Good job Jeremy, this is pure art right there, PURE ART, LET ME TAKE A PROFESSIONAL PICTURE OF THIS BEAUTY HMM YES VERY GOOD"
Sometimes you want to vomit when you're the audience witnessing the horror some people are capable of. I must say that I transcended this state and I became the vomit itself.

>> No.12231291

>>12224305
too easy, not enough sport

>> No.12231298

>>12221993
tried peanut butter once, didn't like it

>> No.12231307

>>12231298
most retards don't

>> No.12231315

>>12226659
any "sandwich" you can't fit your mouth around should not be considered valid

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>>12226549
Saved

>> No.12231317

>>12224857
you should compare this to the amount of mexican immigrants that have entered the country since 1985 as well.

>> No.12231319

>>12226648
Unironically would eat

>> No.12231369

>>12229632

just kys famalam

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>>12230065

>> No.12231384

>>12229623
me on the left

>> No.12231447

>>12231317
>g-guys america is running a 40% obesity rate but it's because of a minuscule percent of the population
Keep trying to cope, Fatty McFatfat, lol!

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>>12226541
>weight watchers
lmao

>> No.12231492

>>12221474
That's Mexican street food, though.

>> No.12231497

>>12226645
Biden is the true handlet. Tiny as fuck.

>> No.12231499

>>12224857
>the amerifat is slimmer in the last picture than in the one before it
4/10

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>>12226866
>>12229524
>surely seething more will prove him wrong!

>> No.12231514

>>12229632
Your piss beer isn't nearly one tenth as gay and shit as you.

>> No.12231521

>>12231447
He's not wrong. Mexico is one of the few places fatter than the US, and it's not a tiny fraction. We have tons of goblinos now.

>> No.12231527

>>12226572
I'm not seeing what's wrong with this one.

>> No.12231658

>>12231521
As of 2019, US is 12th most obese country in the world and Mexico doesn't even make the top 25. Stop burying yiur head in the sand and blaming hispanic immigrants, the majority of which are working long hours at back breaking manual labor that would cause 98% of whites to faint dead after 2 hours and couldn't gain weight if they ate 4000 calories/day. Put the blame where it belongs. You even elected the most obese president since Taft who serves fast food at state dinners. Go figure.

>> No.12231664

>>12231658
*forgot source

http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/most-obese-countries/

>> No.12231678

>>12231658
Huh, they must have lost weight. They were fatter than us in 2013.
Also, dealing drugs, gang banging, and collecting welfare are not back breaking labor, leddit.

>> No.12231690

>>12231678
>Also, dealing drugs, gang banging, and collecting welfare are not back breaking labor, leddit.
Nice meme with no basis in facts. Go back to sucking Trump's dick.

>> No.12231698

>>12231690
Cry more bitch redditourist:
>Obesity affects some groups more than others. Hispanics (47.0%) and non-Hispanic blacks (46.8%) had the highest age-adjusted prevalence of obesity, followed by non-Hispanic whites (37.9%) and non-Hispanic Asians (12.7%).

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>>12231690
>but le fruit pickers!

>> No.12231702

>>12226572
I don't see an issue here.

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>>12231690
>le no one is illegal! Race is le construct!

>> No.12231711

>>12231698
>>12231701
>Retards posting fake, unsourced numbers and crying "hurr le leddit" when called out

>> No.12231715

>>12231711
>facts hurt my feefees so you're a doodoo head!
You tried. Kind of.

>> No.12231717

>>12231708
>Retarded triple-down

>> No.12231728

>>12231717
Look it up yourself. FBI statistics and census numbers are publicly available. Including citizenship next census. So watch out Paco.

>> No.12231790

>>12231664
>bunch of countries with a smaller population than the city i live in crowding the list
gay shit man.

>> No.12231832

>>12223249
>>12221908
It's brazillian. My cousin watches him, it's a channel called velberan. Also, that hotdog is like 10 bucks.

>> No.12231851

>>12231728
All the citizenship question will do is fuck up the census, because non-citizens, legal or otherwise, will fear it as a first step in being attacked.

But you know that, and you know you're full of shit.

>> No.12231854

>>12231728
>citizenship next census
>hey guys, everyone is making fun of the US since the census shows whites declining rapidly and we'll be @ 56% in the 2020 census, any ideas?
>yeah, ask if you're a US citizen so millions don't respond to the census and aren't counted!
>dat's it man! It'll look like we was still kangs 'n shite!

>> No.12231890

>>12231851
>implying criminals shouldn't live in fear

>> No.12231897

>>12231854
>don't respond
>Knock knock
>Who's there
>ICE

>> No.12231906

>>12231890
>>12231897
>/pol/ thinks this is actually true

>> No.12231913

>>12231906
>anything I don't like is much /pol/
Put the boogeyman away, newfaggot.

>> No.12231917

>>12231906
It is true, that's why the Democrats are shitting their pants about it. Otherwise they wouldn't care.

>> No.12231952

>>12231832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2s175Jn-EU
You get a month of free hotdogs if you manage to it all in one sitting. The hot dog has 4kg.

>> No.12232002

>>12231913
>>12231917
>Says the "hurr reddit" fag

Maybe because it's an attempt to steal political power from typically blue states, as well as the fact that undercounting individuals will fuck over how federal funding planning is made. It's almost as if the entire citizenship question is an intentional power grab tactic.

>> No.12232017

>>12222261
Right American. They are in the continent North America.

>> No.12232032

>>12232017
You'd probably get punched for calling a Canadian American, though you'd get a polite warning the first time.

>> No.12232073

>>12232002
>you dont have the right to know if someone is in the country illegally or not because we will lose all our precious illegal voters
cry more reddit

>> No.12232079

>>12232032
That doesn't make sense. They are American just like the people in Mexico are American. You clearly need to study your geography.

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>>12221477
Yikes

>> No.12232105

>>12232073
>Implying that's the purpose or intent of the question
Don't take my word for it, take the word of an expert: https://www.truthdig.com/articles/robert-reich-the-gops-obscene-power-grab-is-nearly-complete/

>>12232079
>Being this dim
Only the people of the United States of America use "American" to refer to themselves, nitwit.

>> No.12232112

>>12232105
>Only the people of the United States of America use "American" to refer to themselves, nitwit.
Of course, but you don't find that puzzling? We're not ignorant of the common practice, we're trying to understand the how-and-why behind it.

>> No.12232122

>>12232112
Because every other country has its own name. Why is this such a difficult concept for you to parse?

>> No.12232169

>>12232105
>dont take my word for it, take this clinton person's word
no you are an idiot listening to even bigger idiots

>> No.12232170

>>12226527
This one is pretty good if you use cooking bananas.

>> No.12232173

>>12232122
Yeah but that didnt matter in the OP and you cant really explain why it's wrong by saying "because it is" so clearly you don't know what you're talking about.

>> No.12232182

>>12232169
>Hurr durr experts dun cunt
Anti-intellectualism at its finest.

>> No.12232211

>>12232173
You don't really want an explanation, though. You just want a reason to go "hurr Americans r dum."

>> No.12232219

>>12231897
It's the opposite which is why they won't respond. No one is stupid enough to believe this administration when they say they won't turn over the information to ICE.

>> No.12232268

>>12232002
If the "powergrab" is stopping one party from profiting off the actions of criminals then that's a good thing. Illegals shouldn't vote.

>> No.12232270

>>12232182
>trust the experts that got us into this mess in the first place
how about you take a second and think before you post

>> No.12232284

>>12232219
They should turn the info over to ICE. These people are criminal illegals. If they live in fear maybe they will self deport and save the taxpayers the money.

>> No.12232289

think i got grilled cheese down. It's mainly just keep adding butter. little pepper.

>> No.12232290

>>12232268
>Illegals shouldn't vote.
They don't. Nobody's ever found evidence they do. Not even your favorite president's personally assigned committee to prove that "three million illegal votes fur hullaree!" could prove that there was more than a trivial number of illegally cast votes.

>>12232270
Why don't you take a few steps back and go fuck yourself. We're in the shitty place we are now because anti-intellectual non-experts keep being given power.

>> No.12232304

>>12232290
>>Why don't you take a few steps back and go fuck yourself. We're in the shitty place we are now because anti-intellectual non-experts keep being given power.
You are repeating yourself and saying the same thing but now you are angry. These "experts" are the people who caused this mess and you are the useful idiot they count on to defend them. You need to stop being retarded and use some critical thinking skills for once.

>> No.12232306

>>12223333
>Friends from UK come to Canada, show them poutine
>ewww what is this? gravy and cheese on chips?
I'll take "shit that never happened" for 200, Alex. Brits fucking love chips, gravy and cheese, it wouldn't be an alien concept to them, let alone one they'd turn their nose up at.

>> No.12232310

>>12232290
Illegals are allowed driver licenses in California, and that's all you need to vote there.
Either stop playing or being so dumb, reddit.

>> No.12232313

>>12232304
>Keeps repeating complete bullshit without proof
Thank you for proving my point.

>> No.12232315

>>12232182
>SWALLOW THIS PROPAGANDA OR YOURE AN ANTI INTELLECTUAL!
Nah, fuck off.

>> No.12232318

>>12232313
Don't project.
>>12232219
The information should be handed over to ICE. It's a good thing.

>> No.12232324

>>12232313
>>Thank you for proving my point.
The only think proven here is you're absolutely braindead. You can thank yourself for that.

>> No.12232328

>>12232324
thing*

>> No.12232329
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12232329

>>12232310
>Hurr durr I know itz false but imma sey it neweiz
That's not how it works, you know it, and you're saying it for the express purpose of spreading disinfo to push a bullshit narrative.

>> No.12232333

>>12232313
>>12232315
>>12232324
>Hurr yurr wrung cuz ai sez yu iz

>> No.12232337

>>12232333
You ok bud you sound angry? Just get some water and calm down.

>> No.12232338

>>12232329
No, that's the truth. The California DMV themselves admitted it. I'm not sure why you insist on projecting so heavily whilst you spew lies.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/oct/8/non-citizens-illegally-registered-vote-california-/

>> No.12232340

>>12232337
Suck my dick.

>> No.12232350

>>12232338
>The DMV said about 1,500 people may have been incorrectly registered between April 23 and Sept. 25 because of a “processing error.”
>Incorrect registrations will be canceled by the secretary of state, DMV spokeswoman Jessica Gonzalez said.

Wow, it's fucking nothing and the opposite of what you're claiming.

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>>12232340
uhhh yeah you are pretty mad, just relax it's going to be ok

>> No.12232355

>>12232350
That's just what they tell you. A follow up investigation found out it was actually 23,000.
You are automatically registered to vote when you get a driver's license and they can't even not that you are an illegal in their records.
>The voter registration application asks for your driver license or California identification card number, or you can use the last four numbers on your Social Security card. If you do not have a driver license, California identification card or Social Security card, you may leave that space blank. Your county elections official will assign a number to you that will be used to identify you as a voter.
Pull your head out of your ass.

>> No.12232356

>>12232353
Don't you have a tiki torch rally to get to?

>> No.12232361

>>12232355
can't even note*
Also, it's even worse than the text I quoted now that it's autoregistration.

>> No.12232363

>>12232355
>Has no evidence of this, just a Washington Times piece that doesn't support his claim

>> No.12232367

>>12232363
Are you illiterate? Work on your reading comprehension.
Playing dumb only makes you look foolish.

>> No.12232372

>>12232363
https://www.latimes.com/politics/la-pol-ca-dmv-voter-registration-error-20180905-story.html
23,000. Now imagine all the ones swept under the rug in a state that lives illegal voters.

>> No.12232376

>>12232372
loves*

>> No.12232378

>>12232356
hey it's ok you're mad, you don't have to keep responding, you know that right?

>> No.12232385

>>12232105
Robert Reich specifies "residents – not just citizens", but the census clause of the constitution makes no such distinction. Section 2 of the 14th amendment contradicts him <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution#Text>..
>But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors... is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such State, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such State.
This can, and likely will, be argued to suggest that if a significant portion of a state's population is comprised of illegal aliens who do not have the right to vote then the state's representation in congress should be adjusted to reflect that. Here's the relevant portion of the constitution <https://www.census.gov/history/pdf/Article_1_Section_2.pdf>

Even moving beyond the matter of legality and constitutionality there remains a question of what is "right" or what "should" be done. It is not the purpose of the federal government to serve the interests of illegal immigrants, so they're presence within the nation should have no bearing on the apportionment of federal power and federal funds.

>> No.12232387

>>12232367
>>12232372
I like how you keep posting articles that literally say it was neither intentional nor that it actually allowed illegals to vote.

And you call me "illiterate."

>> No.12232396

>>12232385
Except you're not just counting illegals, the question only counts "citizen or not" which includes legal non-citizens. But you don't like to count them because it doesn't fit your narrative, right?

>> No.12232397

>>12232350
Even the ones we do catch are a big deal. Bush won Florida by less than 600 votes. And no one with a brain is buying this "teehee, just a bug not a feature" bullshit.
According to you no illegals are voting, so why do you care if they are prevented from voting instead of assisted in voting? It should make no difference by your logic, so why do you care?

>> No.12232401

>>12232396
See
>>12232397

Legal residents shouldn't be voting either. That's still illegal. You have to be a citizen.

>> No.12232410

>>12232396
A legal non-citizen has no reason to fear that question being present on the census. A legal non-citizen should still be counted for the purposes of determining federal representation since they would fall under the category of "those bound to service" or "free persons", same result either way. Don't put words in my mouth.

>> No.12232421

>>12232397
>>12232401
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/08/doj-finds-19-illegal-voters-not-millions.html
19. 19 fucking illegal voters. That's a rounding error, not a trend.

Per Republican Chris Kobach:
>[N]o state has uncovered significant evidence to support the president’s claim, and election officials, including many Republicans, have strongly rejected it.

That's nowhere near the smoking gun you are claiming.

>> No.12232426

>>12232421
>surely these "sanctuary" cities and states that illegally harbor and protect illegal aliens wouldn't illegally help them vote and turn a blind eye
I can't even imagine being this blindingly stupid.

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>>12222023
>hunting with an assault rifle

>> No.12232439

>>12232426
You know, you keep getting proven wrong, then immediately jumping to another meme. How exactly is California "helping" them vote? They're giving IDs that are labelled as invalid for federal use, especially voting. The registrations that did happen were voided and admitted as a processing mistake.

But the fact is, you don't care about the truth. You have a dogmatic belief, so you're going to push that at the expense of facts no matter how many times someone who's actually arguing in good faith shuts you down. Hell, your own damn side proved that illegal immigrant voting is so rare as to be functionally non-existent, yet you keep this up.

>> No.12232441

>>12232439
>I'm a useful idiot, that makes me smarter than you!
Try using a little critical thought some time. You can't prove a negative, moron.

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12232444

>>12232432
>not knowing what an assault rifle is

>> No.12232446

>>12232439
I thought that in California you don’t even need an Id to vote, and if you do you don’t need any documents to get a voter id?

>> No.12232447

>>12232439
So, since illegal aliens aren't voting, you'd be okay with federal voter ID for proven citizens only, right?

>> No.12232448

>>12232432
It’s not an assault rifle.
Retard.

>> No.12232450

>>12232446
You need a driver's license, that's it, which illegals aliens can get. The DMV is not allowed to ask or record that they are illegal.
This retard is basically parroting California themselves.
>Well, they checked yes for citizenship, everything's legal here!

>> No.12232460

>>12232441
>>12232446
>>12232447
>Repeating bullshit because they know they can't argue on the merits

>>12232450
See the picture in >>12232329 dingus. The license as issued to non-citizens literally says it can't be used to vote front and back.

>> No.12232468

>>12221474
god, mexicans are disgusting

>> No.12232474

>>12232460
I accept your concession. Clearly you are incapable of reading.

>> No.12232479

>>12232460
That's nice an all, but it doesn't really work when you just don't mention you are illegal to begin with. Again, the DMV isn't allowed to ask.

>> No.12232482

>>12224666
a 75gr BTHP is not even close to a M193. Shot placement is far more important.

>>12224757
7.62 Tokarev is known for over penetration since its ball ,so yea if you shot a whitetail in the heart it would have no problem going straight through and stopping it in its tracks

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12232507

>>12232444
>>12232448
>ar-15 is not an assault rifle
/k/eddit, please go

>> No.12232517

>>12232329
>If this is your first time voting and you are registered by mail without giving your California driver’s license or state identification number or the last four digits of your social security number, then you may need to show photo identification (e. g. valid driver’s license or state ID) or a paycheck, utility bill, or government document that shows your name and address.
Oh boy, a utility bill? Those are hard to get a hold of.

>> No.12232519

>>12232517
And note "may." You're just being completely ignorant if you think illegals don't vote.

>> No.12232524

>>12232507
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle

>> No.12232525

>>12232517
Further, California doesn't even follow federal regulations, why would they even bother to follow their own lax regulations?
https://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article223442635.html

>> No.12232536

>>12232474
>I'm going to declare victory when proven wrong!
Just, fucking wow.

>>12232479
No, they're allowed to check citizenship status, and non-citizens get the no-vote version. Unclog your brain already, this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.

>> No.12232539

>>12232517
>>12232519
>>12232525
>All these "what-ifs" that don't actually prove anything
Again, the Kobach report. You're making a claim your side has already proven isn't happening.

>> No.12232544

>>12232536
I can't seem to find a source saying one way or the other. Regardless, see:>>12232517
And again, you can't prove a negative you collosal retard. Especially when the state politicians themselves have a vested interest in illegal votes.

>> No.12232545

>>12232524
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ArmaLite_AR-15

>> No.12232549

>>12232460
Answer the question:
>>12232447

>> No.12232556

>>12232544
Except your side is claiming a specific positive. That illegal voting is happening en masse. That has never been found true, even by a Trump-appointed committee. You're arguing "could be's" and "I want to believes" against hard facts.

>> No.12232555

>>12232539
Stating the law as written isn't a "what if."

>> No.12232558

>>12232536
>proven
only in your mind

>> No.12232561

This was such a good shitty thread and all these /pol/ & reddit faggots just turned it into a shitty-shitty thread with their invaders and "they aren't invaders" routine. Take it to /v/ or something, shit.

>> No.12232564

>>12232556
Yeah, and youre saying it's proven not to exist, which in addition to being factually false is an indicator to your lack of comprehension of scientific method.

>> No.12232571

>>12232561
>good thread
>on 4channel
just come back tomorrow and you will find another thread with the same webms

>> No.12232575

>>12232549
Sure, if it's free, the process to get one is easy, and remediation of problems that prevent legitimate voters from getting an ID are an inherent part of the system.

What has happened with voter ID laws is engineering by Republicans to disenfranchise legitimate voters instead.

>>12232555
It's a weak interpretation. Individual voter fraud is extremely rare, and the benefits gained (having cast a single vote among 100 million plus) are extremely tiny compared to the penalties (up to 5 years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000 for citizens and possible deportation for non-citizens).

>> No.12232586

>>12232558
>>12232564
I've posted my sources and the actual quotes from in your own links that disprove your claims. But then again, that's the problem with a dogmatic idea. Nothing can ever disprove it in the mind of the believer, only reinforce it.

>> No.12232588

>>12232575
>What has happened with voter ID laws is engineering by Republicans to disenfranchise legitimate voters instead.
How do? You're just making shit up at this point. Wouldn't it disenfranchise both parties demographics equally.
Lots of crimes with less personal benefit than voter fraud carry hefty punishments, and people still commit them all the time.

>> No.12232596

>>12232586
You haven't disproven or proven anything, mate. Step out of your fantasy world and ease up on the projection about dogma.

>> No.12232613

>>12232586
Yeah you haven't answered any questions and just gloss over the details you dont like. That isnt proof of anything.

>> No.12232615

>>12232545
Anon's weapon is not select fire, none of the AR-15s manufactured today are select fire due to the Firearm Owner's Protection Act of 1968. Your own source says the weapon was produced from 1959-1964. When someone nowadays says they've purchased an AR-15 or are hunting with an AR-15 the weapon they're referring to is not what you referenced, nor is an assault rifle.

>> No.12232623

>>12232588
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/courts_law/inside-the-republican-creation-of-the-north-carolina-voting-bill-dubbed-the-monster-law/2016/09/01/79162398-6adf-11e6-8225-fbb8a6fc65bc_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.135aa2359544

Just ignore your own party's actions, right?

>>12232596
>You haven't proven anything because I say so because it conflicts with my beliefs!
Please actually provide some evidence that actually counters anything I've presented, because so far the only things you've shown are deliberate misrepresentations and outright lies.

>> No.12232625

>>12232615
Depending on the law, it might be considered one.
That said, "assualt weapon" is a term made up by fearmongering politicians.

>> No.12232626

>>12232613
>I'm going to ignore everything presented and pretend nothing has been

>> No.12232629

>>12232626
Yeah that's what you are doing. Thanks for playing :^)

>> No.12232634

>>12232623
You completely ignored the 25k illegal votes I sourced. That's 50 times more voters than G W Bush won Florida by, and those are just the ones California was forced to admit to, as loth as they are to.
You're just arguing in bad faith.
And since when is Carolina a federal entity?

>> No.12232641

>>12232623
>Washington Compost
Lel, just no, dude.

>> No.12232647

>>12232625
There are definitely laws out there which classify a modern AR-15 as an assault weapon. If you want to argue assault weapon is a vague term with little practical use beyond pushing policy then you're preaching to the choir. I don't know of any laws which identify a modern AR-15 as an "assault rifle" but I'd be interested to see them if you could provide a source.

>> No.12232684

>>12232634
>You completely ignored the 25k illegal votes I sourced
No, your article literally said they were processing error added registrations, not votes, that were removed shortly after discovery. But that's inconvenient to your claims.

>>12232641
>Hurr yurr surce duyddn't cunt cuz I dun liek it

>>12232629
I've pretty thoroughly demolished all of your claims, but OK.

>> No.12232697

>>12232684
>>I've pretty thoroughly demolished all of your claims, but OK.
only in your mind :^)

>> No.12232717

>>12232684
>LE DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS!
Maybe they should stop casting such a gigantic shadow of propaganda, then.
You fags always bitch about fox and brietbart despite them being closer to center than just about any leftist media outlet.
And don't pat yourself on the back too hard, you've convinced no one but yourself with the constant stream if bullshit.
Classic pigeon playing chess technique.

>> No.12232734

>>12232717
>You fags always bitch about fox and brietbart despite them being closer to center than just about any leftist media outlet.
Only if seen from the perspective of far further to the right of them. They're both just propaganda outlets at this point.

>And don't pat yourself on the back too hard, you've convinced no one but yourself with the constant stream if bullshit.
So you're admitting that you have nothing to actually counter with, but just refuse to admit the truth.

>Classic pigeon playing chess technique.
Good description of this post you just made, you can't with on the facts so you shit on the board, like >>12232697

>> No.12232743

>>12232734
Project all you want, dude. Again, the only person youre fooling is yourself.

>> No.12232751

>>12232743
I don't have to project, because the facts back me, and I've actually sourced my claims with material that backs me, while the only sources from you...also back me up.

>> No.12232752

>>12232734
This is just pseudo intellectual ramblings. You have been BTFO but your brain can't register it yet.

>> No.12232758

>>12232734
Surely none of the millions of illegal immigrants would ever take advantage of this:
>The problem with California is there is no separate verification of citizenship on voter registration, said Charles Bell, Jr., a partner with California-based Bell, McAndrews & Hiltachk, LLP, a law firm that specializes in election law. Applicants can check a box affirming they are citizens, and this is not checked against any other government database such as federal immigration records.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/experts-california-voter-registration-system-highly-susceptible-to-fraud

Spew as much bullshit as you like, just don't expect people other than your fellow useful idiots to swallow it.

>> No.12232759

>>12232623
If someone can't handle a little inconvenience in casting their vote they shouldn't be voting in the first place. Not everyone's voice should be heard. Democracy is overrated.

>> No.12232764

>>12232751
If you don't have to project, why do you keep doing it?
And by that logic, thanks for congratulating me on my sourced facts.

>> No.12232768

>>12232752
>>12232758
>>12232759
>Can't argue on the facts so yet again fall back into dogmatic rambling

>Not everyone's voice should be heard. Democracy is overrated.
And there's the open fascism.

>> No.12232770

>>12232751
>One concern, said Jessica Vaughan, director of policy studies for the Washington D.C.-based Center for Immigration Studies, is that California issues driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants, allowing them to automatically be registered to vote under the federal “motor-voter” laws. Since the AB60 law went into effect in 2015, 806,000 illegal immigrants have received a license.
B-bu-ut muh little text on the card!

>> No.12232773

>>12232764
>If you don't have to project, why do you keep doing it?
Because I'm not?

>> No.12232774

>>12232768
>>Not everyone's voice should be heard.
right, just citizens and you dont even know what fascism is

>> No.12232777

>>12232768
>ignores facts he doesn't like
>declares victory
Yeah, okay, bud. Take your meds.

>> No.12232781

>>12232770
Text that says "not allowed to vote." Why is this a difficult concept?

>> No.12232794

>>12232781
Because they are still registered to vote. This isn't a difficult concept if you aren't retarded.
Law enforcement officials can't even arrest you for voting illegally because it's considered discrimination for them to do so based on that text. So it's literally meaningless puffery.

>> No.12232803

>>12232774
You literally just said its fine if legal voters get excluded because "not everyone's voice should be heard."

>>12232777
You've yet to present any facts.

>> No.12232808

>>12232803
Ignoring them doesn't mean they don't exist, sweaty.

>> No.12232812

>>12232794
They aren't, though. That was a mistake by the DMV that quickly rescinded those registrations, and there's no evidence they ever actually voted. Your own damn linked articles said so.

>Law enforcement officials can't even arrest you for voting illegally because it's considered discrimination for them to do so based on that text.
Now that's a full-on lie.

>> No.12232819

>>12232808
Then actually present them instead of saying they exist because you say they do, while ignoring actually linked sources.

>> No.12232827

>>12232803
>>You literally just said its fine if legal voters get excluded
Only in your mind :^)

>> No.12232829

>>12232812
No, they are registered even without the bug, which was only announced because it messed up other information:
>>12232770
You're point is moot, regardless.
Want to vote in California? Register to vote with no ID, bring a utility bill to the poll, and they "may" ask to see it.
You're so far up your own ass reality is a foreign concept to you.

>> No.12232836

>>12232819
Read the thread again and this time don't ignore the parts you don't like. Simple as that.

>> No.12232857

>>12232827
>>12232829
>>12232836
Welp, we're clearly into the "delighting in arguing in bad faith" stage. Enjoy your circlejerk.

>> No.12232870

>>1223285
Well, you obviously are.
So slink off with your tail between your legs

>> No.12232886

>>12232857
I'm gay btw, not sure if that helps.

>> No.12232914

>>12232870
>Accuses others of projection
>Then does it himself
This is what bad faith argument looks like.

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>>12232914
Huh? You're not making as much sense as you think you are. Here have an Oilet Bangs it might cheer you up.

>> No.12233241

>>12232284
>>12232318
Except it violates the law to divulge specific respondent household census information to other government agencies, including bootstrapping federal "law" enforcement like ICE. But we all know how little regard this administration has for laws or in fact the Constitution.

>> No.12233291

>>12233241
>you're breaking the law by identifying the lawbreakers and letting those responsible know about it
good luck with that argument

>> No.12233368

>>12233291
>People who claim they want rule of law want neither letter nor spirit of the law followed if it means what they want happens

>> No.12233377

>>12233368
You're defending people who dont follow our laws or even fall under the protection of our laws. They are still citizens of the country from which they came from. They are subject to those laws and as such should be returned. It is about following the law but you are a liar and dont actually want anything but to erode the laws that are being broken.

>> No.12233395

>>12222005
only good thing to ever come out of hawaii

>> No.12233420

>>12233377
>even fall under the protection of our laws.
Nope, everyone living in the US, regardless of status, is guaranteed due process under the law.

>> No.12233435

>>12233420
They have no status, that's the point. That only applies to people who haven't broken laws to begin with. Again you are trying to extend the rights of citizens to the world if they just touch US soil and that isn't remotely legal.

>> No.12233439

>>12221534
omg its probably so salty holy fuck

>> No.12233501

>>12226804
italians make crackers and rub tomato on it
so flavorful

>> No.12233529

>>12233435
That's not how it works, at all. For someone who claims he wants the law followed, you sure are ignorant of it.

>> No.12233557

>>12233529
But it is how it works. Just because you dont like it doesn't make it wrong.

>> No.12233568

>>12233557
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/what-constitutional-rights-do-undocumented-immigrants-have

>> No.12233603

>>12233568
>we interviewed this yale professor and they said we should give them rights
You tried.

>> No.12233612

>>12233603
>Law expert details what their rights are
>Hurr dudnt count cuz I dun wunt it too

>> No.12233617

>>12233612
>the word of this yale professor is not to be questioned
give it a rest your just making a fool of yourself

>> No.12233644

>>12233617
Yale Law, which means she's a full-fledged lawyer qualified to teach the subject to future lawyers.

You say I'm making a fool of myself while being this dumb, it's hilarious.

>> No.12233660

>>12233644
>college professors and lawyers cant be wrong ever and you're stupid if you question that
Yea you are an idiot. As I said you are trying to give the rights of citizens to anyone who touches US soil, and that will never be leagal no matter how many so called "experts" are trotted out. Also if you dont think universities are filled to the brim with people who harbor anti-US sentiments you haven't been paying attention.

>> No.12233677

>>12233660
This is anti-intellectualism at its finest.
>I believe this thing, and no experts saying otherwise can convince me because the have to be wrong because they're experts!

>> No.12233693

>>12233660
Also a reminder: The constitution is clearly written to define the difference between people who are under its jurisdiction, and those rights exclusive to citizens.

Do you know why Guantanamo Bay prison exists? Because if they were brought onto full US soil they'd have been subject to US legal protections.

>> No.12233695

>>12233677
>just swallow the propaganda or you are anti-intellectual
again you're making a fool of yourself

>> No.12233711

>>12233693
>prisoners of a country fall under the laws the prisoners fall under
I'm all for that but the illegals who have no status have to be prisoners (the status that they qualify for but dont have) first so we have to identify them in order for that to happen, which you are against. Keep being a moron.

>> No.12233716

>>12233695
>Propaganda
Fucking hell you're a complete twat.

>> No.12233722

>>12233711
>first so we have to identify them in order for that to happen, which you are against.
Why do you feel the need to lie about everything?

>> No.12233731

>>12233722
>>Why do you feel the need to lie about everything?
lol silly thats you

>> No.12233748

>>12233716
huh?

>> No.12233775

>>12233731
>>12233748
See, but I can actually back what I say, while you keep resorting to "I want it to be's" and rejecting any evidence to the contrary just because it doesn't agree with you.

But at this thread will die soon.

>> No.12233784

>>12233775
>>but I can actually back what I say, while you keep resorting to "I want it to be's
Why do you always feel the need to lie?

>> No.12233862

>>12233784
Your entire post chain is rejecting actual legal experts in favor of how you think things should be, it's not a lie.

>> No.12233885

>>12233862
Dude just stop, you are posting propaganda written in an attempt to subvert the laws of the US. You don't have a leg to stand on to call anyone a liar.

>> No.12234147

>>12233241
>this new law is illegal!
Dude, how much brain hemorrhaging do you have?

>> No.12234177

>>12233862
He's not even me, you complete fucktard. At least try to pretend it's not your first day on 4chan.

>> No.12234200

>>12233677
Retard of the day goes to this poster.

>> No.12234208

>>12232914
>I don't care, but
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get that microdick wet, homie.

>> No.12234223

>>12233568
Trump was right, as much as I dislike him. Defund PBS and NPR. The government shouldn't be paying for anti white partisan propaganda like dickless anglos or swedes.

>> No.12234230

>>12233241
Do you mean the constitution including the bill of rights where the authors explicitly said the amendment was meant to only apply to former slaves and no one else?