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>Reimagine plating fr-
No. Fuck off.

>> No.12224164

I like this kind of stuff honestly. It's just more raw experimentation to feed my unending hunger for new

>> No.12224176

>>12224138
Trying new things is great but being pretentious about it makes me run a mile from the place.
Anything that uses the word "reimagine" for their bullshit is just being pretentious.

>> No.12224180

>>12224164
i like it because it triggers poor fags (like op)

>> No.12224182

>>12224138

>Serve people raw ingredients on a pile of silica compounds
Wa la, here's your deconstructed sandwich on a decontructed ceramic plate

>> No.12224184

>>12224180
>>12224164
I hate it because it's gay

>> No.12224200

>>12224180
>poor fags
The portioning is almost nothing.
You're triggered because you have money and you probably eat this shit and want to kill yourself.

>> No.12224210

so when i lick the plate clean can i sue you for the glass shards cutting the corners of my mouth?

>> No.12224211

>>12224200
>I-I'm not triggered y-you are!
Cringe

>> No.12224240

>>12224184
I love it because it's gay

>> No.12224242
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>>12224240
Cringe and hellbound

>> No.12224244

>>12224164
>I have ADHD

>> No.12224262
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>>12224138
I would politely chuckle, stand up from the table, do a 360 and walk out if I were served this.

>> No.12224271

>>12224262
This except I laugh with contempt, do a 720 and then backflip out of the nearest window (I'm assuming we're 3 or 4 stories up) to my death.

>> No.12224275

>>12224138
>picks up plate
>slices open hand
>18 stitches
this fucking shit can't be real

>> No.12224278
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>>12224138
>nom

>> No.12224308

>>12224200
It’s part of a 10 course meal you fucking idiot. I can just tell you have never been to a nice restaurant in your life.
>sour grapes

>> No.12224413

>>12224308
>"""""nice""""" restaurant
>serves broken plateware
goodbye insurance
>10 courses
>10 bite sized morsels on broken plates
DROPPED

>> No.12224431

>>12224138
I hate chicANOs so goddam much

>> No.12224476

>>12224308
>it's okay becuase it's 10 courses!

Why is this always the go to cope.

10 times a peice of shit is 10 pieces of shit.

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>>12224308
Bourgeois food is genuinely disgusting

>mushy vegetable
>burnt potato
>meat morsel
>speckles

that will be $900 dorra

>> No.12224489

>>12224476
>>12224482

Do you honestly think it doesnt taste really good?

>> No.12224500

>>12224489
It's fucking mole and potatoe.

It's literally cheap (although pretty authentic) mexican food.

>> No.12224515

>>12224500

Do you honestly think it doesnt taste really good? I think the plate is stupid too unless maybe it was set down pieced together on a larger wood plate and divvied out to each person so they got their portion on a piece of plate. Otherwise its stupid and complicated to eat

>> No.12224530

>>12224180
tru

>> No.12224558

>>12224138
>cut myself on edge of broken plate
>sue

>> No.12225320

Live down the street from that place. They suck

>> No.12225334

>>12224262
Can I m-m-milk you?

>> No.12225339
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12225339

Anyone know a good book about plating?
Actual plating, not the IG-bait bullshit.

>> No.12225344

>>12224138
Nothing wrong with stuff like this unless you're desperately autistic and uncomfortable with novelty. I just wonder how they keep chips of ceramic out of it. I presume it's broken in advance, plated, and then separated, but the edges will still be brittle and prone to having pieces break off.

>> No.12225358

>>12224182
Underrated

>> No.12225364

>>12224180
Imagine paying a single cent to eat from a shattered plate.

I might as well open a restaurant and apply people to fart in people's mouth while they eat, so i can rip off "the i have more money than brain and i'm proud of it" idiots like yourself.

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>>12225364
We both know people would pay for that, anon.

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12225586

>nomknowledge

>> No.12225595

>>12224138
I'd rather not eat it like this but whatever tbqh

>> No.12225664

>>12225339
You clearly dont know about the food industry if you dont understand the "ig bullshit"

>> No.12225668

>>12225664
I understand it, but I don't like it.
That said, I never claimed that I "know the food industry" anyway. I'd just like to pick up a book that can help me make my meals look nicer on the plate.

>> No.12225687

>>12224180
i hate it because it encourages literal faggots like you to praise it because you like sucking dicks and all

>> No.12225774

>>12224138
Anything goes in art and since haute cuisine is by definition art, it's appropriate. As evidenced here, only a tiny percent of the population can comprehend the nuanced meanings underlying art or haute cuisine. It's a reflection of their own inadequacies. Pity, really.

>> No.12225778

>>12225774
Save it for your drum circle, hippy.

>> No.12225779

>>12225339
I’ll give you a simple guide.
Step 1. Cook food.
Step 2. Put on plate.
And that’s it! Like, comment, subscribe if this helped.

For real tho what’s the obsession with plating? Will your autism not let you eat something if it’s not at a 45 degree angle? Is your cheese facing the wrong way? Did the sauce get poured upside down?

>> No.12225789

>>12225774
You’re so far up your own ass eating cheap food on a broken plate you’ve lost your grip on reality. I’m sorry anon.

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>>12224164
for new what? new depth of exemplifying how easily entertained you are, you fucking retard?

>> No.12225864

>>12225774
It's shattered plate m8. Where's the art at?

They better be serving drinks in the same manner, otherwise they're just half-assing it.

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>>12225779
There's no obsession with plating, mate.
I only share pics of my cooking on /ck/ and I've had people here tell me to work on my plating.
I read a lot anyway so I figured I'd ask if someone knew a good book on the subject. I don't fucking care what my food looks like.
Sorry I asked.

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>>12226126
That looks dank

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>>12226126
looks pretty tasty anon

>> No.12227228

>>12225864
On one level, it could be the chef representing the attitude manifested in this thread over haute cuisine by the untermensch as a kind of fit that leads a hysterical woman to break a plate. On another level it could be the chef demonstrating the shattering of conventional notions of food through his creations. On another level, it could just be he had a bunch of broken plates he didn't want to replace, in which case it's a representation of the unscrupulous, miserly business owner screwing his customers for profit.

Open your mind to the possibilities. Art is your personal relationship to the abstraction.

>> No.12227585

>>12224138
THIS IS RATARTED AND I DONT LIKE IT. I WANT TO EAT AVOCADO GOOP OFF OF A NORMAL PLATE NOT A BROKEN ONE.

>> No.12227646

>>12224138
So did someone accidentally smash a plate and instead of throwing it out tried pandering to hipsters instead?

>> No.12227656

>>12225364
This one, hire this one

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>> No.12228733

>>12224515

I dont even think you can that for safety reasons as all it takes is 1 retarded customer to get a massive cut from the giant shard of porcelain you just served them to put you through legal hell

>> No.12228758

>>12226126
that looks splendid
is that a sauce of some kind on the bottom or a gravy?

>> No.12228921

>>12228733

Depends. I dont think you can sue a place for user error. Like if you were to choke on food or whatever

>> No.12228943

>>12225364
Nigger, do you know where you are? If you open a restaurant where girls with big asses farted in the customers mouth you would actually just make a fucking killing.

>> No.12229068

>>12228921
they can if they are not informed that the plate is sharp.
I suppose you could get away if you have a sign that says "caution, our plates are sharp and may cut you" in a prominent location or have the customer sign a waiver but if anything that just highlights how fucking dumb the idea is in the first place

>> No.12229082

>>12229068

Idk. Why is somebody manhandling the playe? Depends what its made out of also, some ceramic can be sharp as fuck sure but that doesnt look bad

>> No.12229504

Who the fuck wants minimalism at dinner?

>> No.12229591

>>12225774
Triggered brainlets can’t handle this post