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>go to local sandwich shop
>order sandwich, get it toasted
>sandwich maker asks what toppings I want before sandwich comes out of toaster
>refuse to tell her then because I know she'll forget, just fucking wait when you're ready
>asks again, impatiently, what I want while the sandwich is still toasting
>tell her what I want
>gets my sandwich out of the toaster, places it down, and asks, now you wanted what again?

>> No.12225852

100% unfiltered autism.

>> No.12225860

>>12225840
>buying a sandwich
Why not make it by yourself?

>> No.12225870

>>12225840
I MADE A THREAD WHERE I MADE BELIEVE THAT I WAS A FROG LOL!@ WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY?

>> No.12225878

>>12225840
Lies. Frogs only go to sandwich shops hiding in the salad.

>> No.12226146

>stare at sandwich girl while she's working
>analyze the way she looks, work ethic, what she says and when she says it, etc
>i need something for the imageboards come on baby
>maybe if I stare unflinchingly and be stern like the chads in those movies she'll break
>she creams her pants and ask me the same question twice, HA HA!
>i get rock hard and walk out the store
>I made her so nervous desu... God she wants me, but I would never give a sandwich-making thot my virginity! How many guys do you think she services a day? Probably in the hundreds...

>> No.12226168

>>12226146
Upvote

>> No.12226176

>>12226146
I got hard reading this. Be my bf?

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>>12225870

>> No.12226296

>>12225840
You made the mistake of going to Subway. Subway has the most uppity employees out of any fast food place.