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12229167 No.12229167 [Reply] [Original]

is there a real reason for dolphins not being used as food? I've heard they taste like pig.

>> No.12229174

Anyone know of an archived version of that web page where the guy talks about having sex with dolphins?

>> No.12229185

>>12229174
your_dads_blog.com

>> No.12229188

>>12229174
you can eat it or fuck it, not both. we are not some desert tribe.

>> No.12229194

>>12229167
dolphins are bros, they love people. it'd be like eating a dog.

>> No.12229210

>>12229194
dolphins rape people

>> No.12229283

>>12229167
They are used as food. Watch "The Cove."
Those village nips were harpooning them and eating them, even putting them in the school lunch. The whole town is full of mad hatters because of the mercury. So yeah, the mercury is why it's better to fuck them instead of eating them.

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>>12229167
How dare you want to eat flipper!
You're going to burn in hell!

>>12229174
I think that was dolphinlove.com and it's not even on archive.com anymore, that was like 20 years ago or something.

>> No.12229303

The Japs do it, but I refuse to eat anything with enough wherewithal that it can knowingly commit suicide

>> No.12229316

https://nypost.com/2014/06/10/the-dolphin-that-fell-in-love-with-a-human/

>> No.12229337

>>12229174
There was an interview with the website creater from about 20 years ago on either Howard Stern or Opie & Anthony, with enough searches you could probably find the interview online.

>> No.12229340

>>12229302
I found it in 2006.

>> No.12229347

>>12229283
how do they get mercury in their bodies? wtf?

>> No.12229349

>>12229340
The interview or the website?

>> No.12229354

>>12229347
Probably by eating smaller fish that eat even smaller fish and is just collects as the food chain gets to bigger fish.

>> No.12229356

>>12229354
... bigger fish and mammals, dolphins aren't fish.

>> No.12229360

>>12229349
The website.

>> No.12229363

>>12229360
It's too bad none of us saved the address or did a website scrape on it. It's super easy to do that kind of thing now with firefox or wget.

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>>12229356
>um akchualy....

>> No.12229454

>>12229363
How are you this bad at the internet?

>> No.12229510

>>12229167
They're smart. If they saw we started hunting them they would go on a rape filled crusade against all swimmers.
You don't want that. They rape enough people already.

>> No.12229521

>>12229210
I mean, so do some dogs.

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>>12229510
>you wouldn't rape him

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>>12229174
I'd fuck a girl dolphin if I got the chance

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>>12229546
>not being gay

>2019

>> No.12229561

>>12229210
So do people and we don't eat them either

>> No.12229565

>>12229510
Whales are smart, too. And they live a long time. There are whales out there today that see a ship and remember when we would routinely slaughter their kin.

God I wish they were malicious enough to rape me with whale dick.

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>>12229174
A dolphin raped Araki's foot but he hasn't said much about it at length. I wish he would write a oneshot about it.

>> No.12229581

>>12229510
Pigs and birds (except turkeys) are also smart and we still eat them frequently

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>>12229575
>I stripped off my shorts and gently pulled her into the shallows until sh-
Was he tripping balls with Don Rio Isabanco?

>> No.12229626

>>12229575
Why would you admit to this?

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>>12229626
Me admitting I want to read a Araki/Dolphin oneshot or Araki admitting his encounter?

>> No.12229664

>>12229167

Is this what retards do in their spare time? Just go on internet and ask why can't we eat (insert animal)? Are you really such a primitive ape nigger the first thing you can think of when looking at some sort of non human creature is eating? Find a hobby and no hunting and prepping your wife's bull do not count.

>> No.12229677

>>12229645
One of the admirable qualities about some writers and actors is the ability to stay quiet and courteous about their deranged fans. People in the service industry often comment that rich people would never survive our horrors, and in many cases they'd be right, but some of these guys and girls have the patience of a saint.

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>>12229167

>> No.12229700

>>12229167
Taste like tuna ;)

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>>12229575