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New thread starting with fresh Sam

>> No.12232400


>no webms

>> No.12232419

>Its a Sam rants about Youtube commentators episode

>> No.12232427

>Inb4 surly egg kang.

>> No.12232481

based Sam

>> No.12232490

Eat a dick, fag fags

>> No.12232591
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>> No.12232604
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Cheesemaker's mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.12232611
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>> No.12232653
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>> No.12232894

this is the third cheesy macaroni webm itt, can you burgers stop obsessing over this mundane dish

>> No.12232946

As a huge bakerfag, I can just watch these for hours

>> No.12232947

Mac and cheese is offensive enough as is, but these webms make it seem even worse.

>> No.12232959

Can you stop obsessing over America? No, you can't.

>> No.12232994

God desserts are the worst

>> No.12233014

i've made this and it is fuckin great but it will kill you if you eat it often enough

>> No.12233019

imagine the braps

>> No.12233026

my theory is that baked mac and cheese is just complicated enough for people who are retarded in the kitchen that they can make it and feel proud of themselves

>> No.12233031
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>not smoked
>rubbed once without a rest to dry brine


>> No.12233174

I made this once, turned out pretty good, I used a loaf of french garlic bread instead and added slices of pepper jack, it's definitely something you can't make too often without dying of a heart attack though.

>> No.12233265

Weird stuff. Imagine penis turkey.

>> No.12233471


>> No.12233692
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saving this one

>> No.12233717
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>> No.12233879
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>Imagine penis turkey

>> No.12233897

Th-th-this is a blue board Anon

>> No.12233950

I can say i watched this

>> No.12233959
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>spending hundreds of dollars on a "food processor"

>> No.12233969
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>> No.12234073

Needs sour cream and quacamole then I'd eat the shit out of that desu

>> No.12234092
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americans really eat this?

>> No.12234099

They ruin the aftertaste of the meal and are always bad. Sugarbutter isn't fucking good.

>> No.12234103

Simply chop your onions into small pieces and this thing will then chop it into smaller pieces.

>> No.12234107

Where do you come from that mac and cheese looks disgusting to you?

>> No.12234112

Yes but I use cream not just milk and skip the roux because of the cream. I also don't bake it afterwards and ruin the pasta texture by then overcooking al dente pasta for the sake of a stupid crust.

>> No.12234114

spain, it's just too fucking much cheese for me

>> No.12234120

fair enough amigo

>> No.12234204
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Which one is /ck/?

>> No.12234215

/ck/ is equal parts pretentious limp-wristed fags who substitute masculinity for embittered vitriol and boorish ravenous fatasses

>> No.12234237
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uuuuuh yeah that seems about right

>> No.12234298
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More Sam !!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12234332

Thought the same thing when he made those

>> No.12234670

Looks like he got out of prison. Thats how they dress ya.

>> No.12234796

What's the name of this sorcerous device?

>> No.12234803

In public I'm the left side, in private I'm the ravenous.

>> No.12234837
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>British "cooking"

>> No.12234876

It's a staple side dish in American cuisine.

>> No.12234883

This dude seems like a really insufferable California cocksucker.

>> No.12234891

Fuckin absolutely disgusting.

>> No.12234893

you seem like a regular old insufferable cocksucker

>> No.12234919

You can get a perfectly acceptable food processor that about the same size as this for like 60-70 dollars. I know your post was kind of a joke though.

>> No.12234925

Typical cocksucking Californian response.

>> No.12234933

just like a regular old cocksucker to assume california is in play

>> No.12234941
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>> No.12234953

To have cocksucking in mind this much, no wonder neither of you can keep the cocks out of your mouth

>> No.12234961

keep up that tone and I swear I'll suck your testicles right out through your dick

>> No.12234972

it always makes me lole out loud when ppl say "imagine the braps" or post a gif of some sort of sniffing animation lole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u r funny

>> No.12235034
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>> No.12235060

Well he solely makes Cali fusion food, in California, with Californian everything. Down to his avatar having a soul patch.

Don't know what else you'd expect.

>> No.12235073
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I once masturbated to a cute girl eating strawberries and bananas, who then puked it all up and drank it. Your webm is somehow the worst thing I've ever seen.

>> No.12235079

Jack White isn't a cute girl.

>> No.12235085
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well the difference is the strawberry banana girl is actually cute, the woman in the other webm looks like a haggard 28 year old journalism student

>> No.12235091
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You take that back.

>> No.12235099

I love desserts, but getting "artsy" with them is just outright faggy.

>> No.12235104
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eugh she's trying so hard to be edgy, she looks way too old for her age

>> No.12235105

what are some good /ck/ youtube channels?

>> No.12235106

>loving desserts
you're already at balls-touching levels of fag, you might as well go all in

>> No.12235137
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>> No.12235144

chef john and townsends are literally all you'll ever need
this is good further reading though

>> No.12235158

ugh my gfs cousin looks like a chubby version, I want to dick her so bad.

>> No.12235226

If she's chubby, odds are you could probably dick her w/o much effort.

>> No.12235240

Oh I'm fuckin' CUMMING

>> No.12235246

the clip on the right is staged

>> No.12235277

how long you spend looking at a thesaurus for this comment you faggot

>> No.12235278

everyone always says this but I never see proof

>> No.12235284

I didn't, I can use big boy words at will

>> No.12235285

keep studying for that GED there buddy

>> No.12235302

>limp-wristed fag
>substituting masculinity for embittered vitriol
Yep, checks out. Someone struck a nerve.

>> No.12235311

it took me 3 seconds to recognize that this bitch is psychotic

>> No.12235329

hahahaha holy shit imagine being upset about a comment that wasn't even directed at you

>> No.12235340

lol this nigga finna cry

>> No.12235355
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>bring to a boil

>> No.12235359

Nice filename

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>> No.12235598

Sam has to be making bank right? That's a fucking nice setup he has in his backyard. Unless his wife his bringing in the dough that is.

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>> No.12235647
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>> No.12235648

>need knife to prepare onion for second device that only does what the knife can do on its own

>> No.12235649
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You wouldn't eat an anime

>> No.12235651
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>> No.12235652

He's a local celebrity is San Diego. I live in sd and I've been seeing him regularly since like 2001. He's always on the local channels and radio stations.

>> No.12235653
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Would you?

>> No.12235654

>When the Choux hits.
Please refer to reply >>12235240

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>> No.12235667
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>> No.12235827

>gordon ramsay vs ps3 graphics

>> No.12235869
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>> No.12235906

I think he's been on TV in San Diego for longer, since at least the mid-90s.

>> No.12235959
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>> No.12235978

how did he get in there to begin with?

>> No.12235982

A hatch in the floor leading to the eggcave

>> No.12235988
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This is probably a retarded question, but is there anything that actually gets smaller when it bakes?

>> No.12235995

Your brain (on weed)

>> No.12236032

he stood there and people put all the eggs and tables around him

>> No.12236045

It's good to know even top chefs can have bad days.

>> No.12236052

Reminds me of that age old jackass episode where one of the guys eats the ingredients for an omelette, pukes it out, fries it and eat it.

>> No.12236056

>Daddy issues, The Webm.

>> No.12236167

'Round my neck of the woods they just call that a pasty.

>> No.12236186

>no acid of any kind
into the trash

>> No.12236189

I'm gonna give my girlfriend the ol' rigatoni later if you know what I mean

>> No.12236191

That flip was slick desu

>> No.12236212

>this kills the crab

>> No.12236220

>you just know I'm having fun because I'm sticking my tongue out periodically

>> No.12236224


>> No.12236240

Rest of the world.

>> No.12236324

Anything that has lots of liquid in it. Vegetables, meatloaf.

>> No.12236342

whiny summerfag

>> No.12236351

>webm older than time and reposted to exhaustion

>> No.12236446

Perfect for hatefucking.

>> No.12236452

> she looks way too old for her age
She's 32? Have you ever met a 32 year old?

>> No.12236504

thats fucking hot. imagine your sister making you a meal like this and not even knowing it.

>> No.12236544 [DELETED] 

It's kinda like how I make salad without using a knife, but rather tearing the vegetables into small pieces with my hands, without washing the vegetables nor my hands first, then serve it to others.

>> No.12236548

not nearly as erotic without the saliva

>> No.12236554

Crab anon, which parts of the crab can you eat and not eat?

>> No.12236555

He just needed someone to cut it in half maybe that's what he was doing?

>> No.12236562

hes funny af

almost as based as chef john

>> No.12236564
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>> No.12236667

The American food industry is so fucked up, when the country got into a skim milk craze because everyone wanted to reduce their fat intake, the milk industry found itself with a surplus of dairy fat. It used that fat to make "cheese" and started ad campaigns to label cheesy dishes as staples of American cuisine. Grilled cheese sandwich, mac and cheese. They're just means to sell the leftover fat from skimming milk. And while the consumers felt super healthy from their low-fat milk, they stuffed their gullets with American "cheese".

>> No.12236706
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What kind of communist doesn't like cheese?

>> No.12236745

meats. like people said, baking will remove liquid so it shrinks

>> No.12236774

they dress you like a Mormon?

>> No.12236783
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When you go to jail, you typically only go in with whatever you have on you, and a lot of time you're going straight from the court house to jail. So you dress in a nice shirt for court, and that's the shirt they give you back when they let you go.

>> No.12236788

He's talking about baked goods. cakes and shit.

>> No.12236810
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Well he didn't specify. Learning to communicate clearly is an important life skill.

>> No.12236820

I know 40 year olds who look younger. They haven't done much drinking in their lives and have probably never done other drugs, though, which makes a huge difference.

>> No.12236831

The patty in the top video is stupidly oversized. The ones he made are easy to eat normally.
You are a retard.

>> No.12236835

Compare the size of the patty, it's obvious the amount not under a bun is what's ma->>12236831
oh fuck you

>> No.12236840

And learning to critically think and analyze the context of what others are saying is an even more important skill.

Anon asked in a reply to a baking webm if anything gets smaller when you bake. Hmmm.

>> No.12236841

And what does the word "anything" mean?

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>> No.12236869

Stop being an autistic and thinking in the literal sense.
>is there anything that actually gets smaller when it bakes?
It can mean yes, anything in the world of baking shit. But when asked in replying to a webm of baked goods like pastries and shit, what do you think anything means?

The world of cooking, baking refers to usually bread, deserts and pastries. The method of baking is a broad term used when you cook something in an oven.

If someone says they are going to do some baking on the weekend, what does it imply? They are going to bake a shit load of broccoli or something? No, it's assumed it's going to be bread, pastry, or deserts.

>> No.12236875
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>The world of cooking, baking refers to usually bread, deserts and pastries.
>All types of food can be baked, but some require special care and protection from direct heat.

Please feel free to get off my board.

>> No.12236880

Nigger read the first fucking section it's using bread and deserts as the main example.

>> No.12236882

meat is roasted, not baked

>> No.12236884

you're not going to get very far in life if you don't try to figure out what people who are bad at communicating mean

>> No.12236906
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Most people don't use the terms correctly anymore. Pic related is what roasting looks like. If it's in an oven it's technically baking even though many people still call it "roasting". And the modern term "pot roast" refers to a braise.

>> No.12236943

That's what spit roasting looks like. Cooking it in an oven is also roasting. Any method that relies on radiant heat is roasting.

>> No.12236950
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Which is true, though imprecise.

>> No.12237028

I can feel heart disease through webm

>> No.12237035
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Aside from the tiny bit of mayo, it's just chicken and "corn meal". It really isn't that bad.

>> No.12237188

What's the source on the left? I've seen it tons of times but have never thought to ask until now. Is it satire or what?

>> No.12237203

so much effort to make this basic and unhealty recipe....

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>> No.12237323

le how does he le get out

>> No.12237330

>so much effort
What? It's literally just basic bechamel with cheese in it mixed with cooked storebought pasta and baked, it's super easy

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>> No.12237403

kek @ 0:35 Sam cutting his thumb.

>> No.12237433

That looks awesome. I might have to try that, but I'll make a smaller one. That's too much for 2 people.

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>> No.12237445

American zuchinni is too wet for this, it would just break down and release water everywhere before the cheese melted and browned around the edge like that.

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>> No.12237515

Makes me want crab

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Well I know what I'm making tomorrow, but what to do with the zuchinni flesh?

>> No.12237600

Zuchini is pretty decent for muffins.

>> No.12237624
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What is wrong with that. It could feed 3 people, making it worth 20 bucks.

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>> No.12237640

I closed out because I didn't want to see gore

>> No.12237655

Why does this one piss people off?

>> No.12237656

And yet he still uses pre sliced cheese.

>> No.12237673

i remember being impressed by him when he chugged a gallon of olive oil in one sitting

glad to see he has advanced further than that now

>> No.12237713

He's a professional chef making a standard cheese toastie but pretending he's doing something amazing.

>> No.12237741
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There's no gore, he eats them safely.

>> No.12237776

This is just disgusting. How can anyone eat this without vomiting after the first bite? Why the fuck do you need to use that much goddamn butter?

>> No.12237792

>burger literally soaking in a puddle of liquid fat

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>> No.12237853

man puking up a gallon of pure tabasco sauce must hurt like hell

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>> No.12237873

Shove it in your mouth, it's good for you

>> No.12237958

read more books

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>> No.12238182


I don't think those things have enough shit on them yet....

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>> No.12238270

Pic on the left is showing how not to eat pizza like an asshole. Pic on the right is staged. What's the point here.

>> No.12238273

This is in the top five most vile /ck/ webms I've ever seen.

>> No.12238292

That's pretty metal when you think about it.

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>> No.12238307

Absolutely mad

>> No.12238320

This is count as Illegal to post on the internet

>> No.12238325

What did this anon mean?

>> No.12238336

Can we have this for the next Banner contest?

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>> No.12238341
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>> No.12238370

Whats the best way to get into a coconut? Wrap it in a towel and give it the hammer?

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>> No.12238402

The two retards pretty much get it right in the end of that clip.
Whack the coconut around the equator with a hammer or the back or a cleaver or something and it'll come apart in halves quite nicely. You don't have to hit it all that hard either if you just keep going.

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>> No.12238429

Put in pecans with those breadcrumbs and it turns out fuckin dynamite.

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how does he get out

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>> No.12238485
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>3 people

I'm eating all this shit by myself negro

>> No.12238495

We're always mad all the time, it's about finding a catalyst

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me on the right

>> No.12238526

This one is fucking dreadful.

>> No.12238532

That is a lot of capers

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thats fucking retarded and hilarious at the same time

>> No.12238577

Being locked in a freezer for an hour to chill you out is neither humane nor quick. Just freeze them straight or something.

>> No.12238669

shut the fuck up you big bitch, who gives a shit about some dumb sea bug.

>> No.12238715

Is this halal if I face it east?

>> No.12238753

>we wuz sputnik

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Genuinely based

>> No.12238848

What happens to the second lemon?

>> No.12238947

Even Papa Nurgle felt too disgusted and just erased it from reality

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What an insufferable cunt

>> No.12239672

He really is

>> No.12239774

What is this?

>> No.12240029

That'll be 4 bucks, baby. You want fries with that?

>> No.12240345


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>> No.12240386

He's also a jew. Despite all that he's still cool

>> No.12240617
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>sprinkles gold on top

>> No.12240623

>Black hand
Closed that webm so fast

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>> No.12240659

Matt Leblanc on the right

>> No.12240661

>flour tortilla
See me after class.

>> No.12240663

>fermented tennis balls
>shark vomit

>> No.12240666

how about s o y milk

>> No.12240672

We really dont. Although the KFC Shit is much worse and plenty of Americans eat that.

>> No.12240684

learn how to read the filename faggot

>> No.12240691

Thanks Crabnon.

>> No.12240774

i actually really like sam, it's a good entrypoint for people who have never cooked.

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>> No.12240795

>the green meat
nigga ew

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>"Stop crying. You have to eat it, anon."

>> No.12240807

It pisses me off because he doesn't butter and toast the inside of the bread.

>> No.12240810

I agree, the key to grilled cheese is quality cheese (not presliced), buttering the inside and lightly toasting it, and mayo on the outside where it will touch the pan.

This is amateur shit.

>> No.12240812

The green meat is considered a delicacy in a lot of places

>> No.12240813

Don't get this shit started in April.

>> No.12240815

Sorry, please try your post again.

>> No.12240824

Conchiglie > all

>> No.12240839

fucking amateur moron, mayonnaise adds a richness to the toasting process that cannot be rivaled by butter.

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Richness is provided by cheese. Don't @ me again.

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>> No.12240860

Can you please not? 4channel is not an anime website.

>> No.12240874

It seems like his channel has blown up over the last couple of months.

>> No.12240880

The tomahawk wellington today was honestly pretty interesting, I didn't think he could pull it off.

>> No.12240897

Youtube rewards autistic consistency with a billion feed recommendations. Just gotta keep at it and keep your watchtime ratios up. If your popularity isn't spiking there's an issue with what you're uploading or how.

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You stupid, stupid motherfucker.

>> No.12241045

go back to r*ddit

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I want to see a cross section of that unholy end result.

>> No.12241327

Can't knock it til you try it. I once added butter to my grilled chicken sandww, with mozzarella cheese and a smear of mayo/Ketchup/hotsauce mixture.... The butter unleashed such amazing flavors. I had to stop eating it because I knew it'd make me blow up.

>> No.12241359

Disgusting kikes.

>> No.12241391

you can actually eat glass without hurting yourself, if you know how to chew it correctly

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Based Achewood poster

>> No.12241409

>Watch this movie
>Looks intriguing
>Put White Castle on my goals for an eventual trip to the USA along with other chains
>Years later actually travel to the USA
>Too strict of a schedule
>Can't go out to search for one
>Go on a bus ride from Vegas to Washington DC
>We make a stop along the way at White Castle
>It's too early in the morning for consuming meat
>Too exhausted from nosleep
>Order smoothie
>Never got the chance to have a WC burger and know what Harold and Kumar foodgasmed over

>> No.12241427


Sweet Jesus, no.

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>> No.12241432

it's a literal ad and you almost fell for it

>> No.12241435

you're not supposed to butter the inside retards

>> No.12241443

what a fool

>> No.12241458

The meat in the top image is clearly way bigger though

>> No.12241479

these type of fucking retards deserve to have heart attacks

>> No.12241624

Imagine the snake shits

>> No.12241631

they say that crab feel no pain, but i feel pain for crab

>> No.12241676

post other 8

>> No.12241906

the blackest hands they could find

>> No.12241940

>white people

>> No.12241956

why do people do this? why do people waste resources making something far inferior to the original. an original which by the way, costs like $3.

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>> No.12241979

nice bait m8

>> No.12242058

never understood or liked this meme. if you're so fond of disproportionate amounts of meat, just get a steak.
I don't see chefs putting 1/2in slices of pepperoni on pizza either

>> No.12242090

is it key to dress up like a cave man on acid?

>> No.12242105

actually seen that video. retards didn't even put the pizza centered on the nozzle, so they still had shitty lopsided slices

>> No.12242122

Scots in the US south is where we got our fried culture, so it's no surprise they're just as bad or worse.

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>> No.12242151

how much sodium is on that shit?

>> No.12242169

I always feel like the texture of these artsy pancakes would be subpar. Cool trick though.

>> No.12242178

Do americans really do this?

Eat meat that's both burnt on the outside and undercooked on the inside?

What the fuck is wrong with you fat idiots?

>> No.12242182

Back to the mud hut, Sadeek.

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>> No.12242212

This is a good idea but I don't see it lasting more than a couple years

>> No.12242322

He looks so joyfull

>> No.12242428

*Door busts open*
Get a load of these cock suckas!


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>vegan egg? wtf vegans dont eat egg
>its just tofu and polenta shaped into a egg
why put so much effort into imitating that which you wish nobody ate

>> No.12242845

Without a doubt, but he seems like a genuinely chill guy. It's always fun to watch the Beast because he knows he does dumb shit but he's always so carefree about it and does everything only at his own expense.

>> No.12243059

you need education

>> No.12243206

he's enjoying his life and getting paid for it
a food is someone who went to college and works some boring office job 5-6 days a week and still doesn't make enough money to buy a house

>> No.12243215

americans need to walk 2 blocks just to eat white castle, it's not much of an add when we already know it's there

>> No.12243850

making homade cookies with real dairy is not inferior to oreos you fag

>> No.12243857

do you actually think that isnt real cheese?

>> No.12243874

So McDonald's never advertises because everybody knows it exists?

>> No.12243887

I don't know. Why do you think? Do you have a brain to think with? I think you'd stupid, by the way. I do know, because the answer is obvious, but you don't deserve the answer because you're not smart enough to understand anything at all.

>> No.12243968

That's not what they were going for, are you from /tv/?

>> No.12244157

never did catch this movie.
I might.

>> No.12244387

Nice try Gordy boy.

>> No.12244392

Fuck okonomiyaki is so good.

>> No.12244415

animation is hypnotizing but tomato already diced and lime coming from the back is something he shouldn't ignore

>> No.12244428

what a waste of layers just for a coconut this small

>> No.12244436

>16 minutes
thanks, now my pizza is cold

>> No.12245692

>has no white friends so he has to use a puppet

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