Burger King Real Meals™ for when you got the feels

[Anonymous No.12263527]

I thought this was a joke but it's May 1st not April 1st
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjxRUEA0Tdo&feature=youtu.be

[Anonymous No.12263535]

>how do we get the millennial/zoomer audience

idk man depression memes I guess

>perfect

[Anonymous No.12263543]

>>12263527
how is YAAAAS not happy
What exactly is in that retarded meal anyways

[Anonymous No.12263559]

>>12263543
YAASS isnt about happiness its about getting your reparations against white male privilege you BIGGOT

[Anonymous No.12263810]

it's only at select BK locations in Austin, Seattle, Miami, Los Angeles, and New York City. :(
I can't even have a Blue Meal when I need one. Booooooooo hooooooo!

[Anonymous No.12263910]

>>12263527
Now you can really show the world how much of a sad fuck you are for eating fast food.

[Anonymous No.12263921]

>>12263527
Every meal at a Burger King is an unhappy meal

[Anonymous No.12264166]

>>12263527
The CEO of Burger King should be punished.

[Anonymous No.12264174]

Give me a children's happy meal for the sensation that the civilization I grew up with in is infected with a kind of cancer that is rotting it from the inside out, and its only a matter of time until the wheels of this once great civilization fly off and it crashes into a flaming, screaming wreck

[Anonymous No.12264180]

>>12263535
Yeah this is some cynical shit. BK recognizes that swaths of Americans are depressed and realized that "depressed" is an untapped market demographic.

[Anonymous No.12264205]

>muh closed minded town
>proud single mom
lmao

[Anonymous No.12264210]

>#FeelYourWay

[Anonymous No.12264246]

>>12264166
>The CEO of Burger King should be punished.
Come at me bro.

[Anonymous No.12264335]

>>12263527
>Be a mopey faggot
>Go to burger king
>Cashier say i look sad
>Offers me a happy meal for sad people while snickering to himself
>Get fucking pissed
>Cashier says maybe i should get an angry meal too
>Employeess in the back dying of laughter
FUCKING BURGER KING FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.12264347]

>>12263527
XD

[Anonymous No.12264393]

>>12263527
I would not want to be seen with one of these meals, but I'm sure they've kept the regular non-faggot options on the menu too.

[Anonymous No.12264952]

They should have an Incel Burger that comes with lots of extra mayo packets and a girls of BK calendar.

[Anonymous No.12264962]

>>12264174
>been alive for no more than 20 years
>I WAS ONCE PART OF A GREAT CIVILIZATION AND SHIT
fuck off

[Anonymous No.12265063]

I'm boycotting Burger King for life now.

[Anonymous No.12265110]

If I'm bipolar do I get two meals?

[Anonymous No.12265198]

Clown world

[Anonymous No.12265203]

>one yes meal please ma'am!

[Anonymous No.12265213]

>>12264962
Jokes on you nigger im 21

[Anonymous No.12265222]

I don't understand how BK hasn't gone under already

[Anonymous No.12265245]

>>12263559

Yaas isn't about men at all

it's about when you SLAY MAMAAA SLAY QUEEEEN

[Anonymous No.12265255]

>>12265203
Look at that tricep

[Anonymous No.12265263]

>people are already lapping up this shit as good marketing
Why do they praise these corporations when they really don't give a shit about the people? They just want their money.

[Anonymous No.12265267]

i didn't want one until i saw its only in 5 places. now i do

[Anonymous No.12265321]

how do these chink niggers get away with this gook kike shit?

[Anonymous No.12265381]

>>12263527
So it's just a basic whopper meal? That sucks.

[Anonymous No.12265395]

I can't imagine a more perfect use for this image

[Anonymous No.12265721]

>>12265263
because everyone is a retard

[Anonymous No.12265735]

>>12265395
How is that even tangentially related to OP‘s post, you mentally ill poledditor?

[Anonymous No.12265795]

>>12263810
When do we nuke the urban centers?

[Anonymous No.12265824]

>>12263527

I feel that I have a lot in common with these beautiful actors and actresses.

[Anonymous No.12265896]

>>12265735
>A comic on how retarded companies try to use retarded social issues to sell their garbage
>"W-what does that have to d-do with anything YOU EBIL NAZI!!1!!!11!"

Seriously, watching npc's try to think critically is like 90% the reason to come onto this website. It's literally comedy gold especially because they think they're raiding here and changing minds but in reality they're just showing more people how obnoxious they are and how extremely susceptible they are to social engineering.

5 more years, buckos! Then 8 years of whoever Trump backs for the next election :^)

[Anonymous No.12265902]

>>12265896
Not that guy but congrats on being so retarded that you miss the point of your own image.

[Anonymous No.12265933]

>>12265902
>Tranny so btfo he (and I mean HE, mutilating your penis and putting on a dress and then taking drugs does not make you a woman) pretends to be someone else

Kek. No deeper insights to share with us, bro?

[Anonymous No.12265943]

>>12265933
I'm just saying dude. The punchline of your joke is that the burger company doesn't give a shit about selling burgers, just interracial propaganda. Clearly you didn't catch that since in your very next post you talk about using social issues to sell burgers. Keep sperging about le tranny boogyman though.

[Anonymous No.12265954]

>>12265896
MIGA!

[Anonymous No.12265966]

>>12265896
How the fuck do you retards reconcile calling anyone NPC with 90% of your speech being prefab phrases and cookie cutter buzzwords? Fuck me, your comic is about pushing agenda above all while disregarding product sales, the thread is about BK trying to boost sales above all through something as nonsensical as sad mood marketing. They‘re literally diametrically opposed, you single digit IQ broken greentext record.

[Anonymous No.12265969]

>>12265943
The comic is about a boomer-tier company who only cares about profits (hence the "How will this help us sell etc." guy) hiring millenial ad agencies that only want a soapbox to stand on to spread their ideology regardless of how niche and obtuse it is. Seriously mang, you gotta work on your comprehension. It'll make your stay here much better.

And sow your dick back on, your old man is embarrassed of you.

[Anonymous No.12266063]

>>12265969
>sow your dick
ah yes cock sprinkles

[Anonymous No.12266080]

>>12263527
>Real Meal - for when things get too Real™

[Anonymous No.12266167]

>>12266080
kek

[Anonymous No.12266171]

>>12265896
Make sure you have a rope handy for when Trump gets impeached.

[Anonymous No.12266187]

>>12263527
More fast food mind control.

[Anonymous No.12266197]

>>12266187
when you think about it this shit is so weird

[Anonymous No.12266205]

>>12266171
>"DRUMPF will surely be impeached this time for hurting my feelings! I can feel it!" he said, as he removed a greasy ball of pubic hair from his gaping wound and inserted his 10 inch dialator.

[Anonymous No.12266222]

>>12263527
If I get more food in the blue meal for the same price I'm on board.

[Anonymous No.12266228]

Every day we are getting closer and closer to Idiocracy

[Anonymous No.12266323]

this type of advertising makes me wonder if these ad agencies aren't secretly lurking in /ck/ for "inspiration"

[Anonymous No.12266441]

>>12266187
Thanks burger king

[Anonymous No.12266473]

so if you are actually happy and cheerful and have a big smile on your face will they tell you fuck off back to McDonald's?

[Anonymous No.12266568]

Fast Food businesses are weird as fuck.

[Anonymous No.12266636]

>>12266473
No one who is happy with their life is eating Burger King.

[Anonymous No.12266641]

>>12263527
>YAAAS meal
Is this supposed be like the righteous indignation of blacks?
Everything else is targeted at whites because they're the only race in America whose life expectancy is going down, with mounting suicide rates and taxes being collected to pay for the bastard children of blacks and hispanics, who face literally no challenges or difficulties in their lives and get everything for free. Whites are literally the only race who have any reason to be sad, ever, everyone else lives in paradise and uses the white race as slaves. So obviously they couldn't find a negative emotion to target the blacks with and instead just use their constant sense of righteous indignation to sell them fast food instead.
Look at me, I'm black, I don't feel actual emotions because the only thing I care about is rap music and jewelry, all of which is supplied to me free of cost by the white population I have enslaved through taxation. Ooga booga, I'm kang of the village in some dusty meaningless place. Uh oh, I'm getting too hungry to protest, me want food. One Yas Meal please, here's my EBT card, gibs me dat.

[Anonymous No.12266676]

if the pissed meal doesn't come with an Angry Whopper then I'm gonna call bullshit on them for false advertising

[Anonymous No.12266685]

>>12264180
as a depressed fast food eating anon idk what to even think about this, part of me likes it, part of me absolutely hates it. i don't WANT to be the way i am, this shit is like promoting it. pretty smart /biz/ move i guess by bk tho

[Anonymous No.12266708]

>>12266676
They're all the same regular Whopper meal in a different box.

[Anonymous No.12266711]

>>12263527
So when is the Suicide Meal coming out?

[Anonymous No.12266795]

>>12266708

shhh. stop leaking industry trade secrets

[Anonymous No.12266832]

>>12263910
heh nonthing personal kid

[Anonymous No.12266857]

i work at burger king

[Anonymous No.12266953]

>>12263527
yikes

[Anonymous No.12267316]

>>12266711
It's already out, it's called fast food burgers.

[Anonymous No.12267328]

>>12263527
>we want the emotionally stunted millennial crowd
gross.
I'll stick to Jollibee™, salamat po

[Anonymous No.12267452]

>>12264180
>>12266685
>>12263535
I think you guys aren't looking deeply into this enough. It's specifically to target the meme market. Depressed people won't touch this shit, but the ironically depressed crowd who calls themselves cringey shit like doomers will flock to it because it aligns with their identity.

[Anonymous No.12267601]

>>12263527

[Anonymous No.12267615]

>>12264952
or just an extra handful of napkins

[Anonymous No.12268090]

>>12263527
Pretty good idea. People are coming in to get a regular-ass whopper meal because they got some meme cardboard that they can take a picture of and advertise to their friends. I need to do something like this for with my business.

[Anonymous No.12268664]

As cringey as it all is I want to see what the other fast food giants do in order to not appear to be "out of touch" as a response to this

[Anonymous No.12268729]

interesting that there are no white males in the commercial

[Anonymous No.12268772]

>>12263527
And yet McDonald's is the one with the clown mascot.
>>12266187
Imagine being so pathetic that you need a fast food restaurant to validate your existence.

[Anonymous No.12268783]

>>12266676
>>12266708

[Anonymous No.12269444]

>>12265735
Because advertising for food products have nothing at all to do with the food products anymore?

[Anonymous No.12269490]

>>12265735
>HURDUR BURGER KING UNDERSTANDS PEOPLE WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES, SO COME IN AND ENJOY OUR PRODUCTS

[Anonymous No.12269563]

>>12269490

don't worry McDonald's gonna get woke to that soon

[Anonymous No.12269787]

>>12263527
>wait so you're saying we can "banter" with mcdicks and exploit emotionally vulnerable people for profit at the same time?

[Anonymous No.12269804]

>>12263559
>reparations against white male privilege
>not against the 400 years of slavery and 100 more years of system discrimination
try actually listening when people smarter than you are explaining concepts you don't understand instead of just echoing whatever the fuck the latest trend among the 60iq right wing reactionary youtuber crowd is

[Anonymous No.12269933]

>>12265735
Wow leftists really are completely incapable of seeing blatantly obvious things

[Anonymous No.12269947]

>>12267615
Underrated

[Anonymous No.12270253]

>>12263527
>"Oh nothing Diane, eating a bk real meal because I have the feels"
Fuck me

[Anonymous No.12270995]

>>12266197
Yep, every one of those fast food Twitter accounts is fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.12271016]

>>12266641
imagine actually liking niggers

[Anonymous No.12271039]

>>12269804
>boo hoo slavery
literally jews you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.12271331]

>>12265395
Retard

[Anonymous No.12271622]

>>12263535
>someone get Billie Eilish's agent on the phone to do a commercial with The King

>also call up Netflix make sure the kids in 13 reasons why are eating whoppers in the new season

[Anonymous No.12271692]

>>12269490
F

[Anonymous No.12271760]

>>12263527
>Salty
>Not a sea salt variant
What's the fucking point?

[Anonymous No.12271803]

>>12267601
Okay this is a wojak I like for once.

[Anonymous No.12271999]

>>12269804
>not against the 400 years of slavery and 100 more years of system discrimination
Get a job, nigger.

[Anonymous No.12272017]

HONK HONK

[Anonymous No.12272161]

>>12265203
>>12265255
Fucker used to be as strong as an ox, look at that definition.

[Anonymous No.12272175]

>>12266197
>>12266187
>>12270995
Its like some satire film from the '80s came to life, it feels almost trippy to think about.

[Anonymous No.12272187]

>>12266711
The suicide meal doesn't come with a drink to make it easier to choke to death on.

[Anonymous No.12272622]

>>12272187

the suicide would be your plain whopper - you just have to provide some killer condiments gnome sayin?

[Anonymous No.12272780]

>Be Me
>Order a salty meal
>Open it up
>What the fuck, it's all covered in jizz
>Complain
>Well sir, you did order a salty meal
>Leave the knob-goblin fags and never come back

[Anonymous No.12272907]

So what's even in these meals

[Anonymous No.12272911]

>>12263527
This isn't going to work. Nobody wants to sound like a giant faggot ordering a "pissed meal". This might last 3 months before they pull it.

[Anonymous No.12272914]

>>12269804
>t.

[Anonymous No.12272977]

>>12263810
Not everywhere? I'm definitely more depressed now.

I'm surprised DGAF got past the corporate worry warts. Maybe they don't know what it means?

[Anonymous No.12272986]

>>12263527
I thought YAAS was a happy word?

The woman in the commercial is totally getting fired, if she hasn't been already.

[Anonymous No.12273565]

>>12267452
>Depressed people won't touch this shit
yep. Golden corral is where it's at if you want the possibility of death

[Anonymous No.12273575]

>>12269804
>slavery
Funny you mention that

[Anonymous No.12273577]

>>12266187
Welcome to Burger King, I love you.

[Anonymous No.12273587]

>>12268729
White males made the single mom cry, the employee throw a rape tantrum, and the nog get ghosted, they don't have emotions you fucking BIGOT

[Anonymous No.12273591]

>95% of these meals will be purchased by people with IQs below 100

[Anonymous No.12273597]

>>12273591
They know their key demographic and that it's going nowhere.

[Anonymous No.12274499]

daily reminder that burger king doesn't let niggers handle your food.