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what are your triggers as an employee or a customer

>> No.12279769
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>>12279763
this

>> No.12279778

People that forget they aren't alone in the fucking store and stop in places that make it impossible to pass

When there are 5 cash registers and only 2 are open and the line stretches half the store

When I'm standing in line and someone pushes me or gets real close to me from behind as if them moving half a meter forward in line will do anything. I bet these are the people that stand in line for 30 minutes to board a fucking plane.

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egg repacks
in this pic each carton has 1 bad egg and 11 need to go into new cartons

>> No.12279796

>>12279763
>"I don't want this ground beef anyways, oh this spot right here hidden behind these sanitary pads is an ideal place to put it"

>"Two lanes of traffic in the aisle? That's perfect, then we can stand side by side for a chat"

"Three pack? But I just need one, oh well I'll just rip it open and bring it along without barcode"

>> No.12279798

People who ditch carts in parking spaces should be publicly executed.

>> No.12279818
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>>12279769
>Buys $12 worth of groceries
>Pays with check during prime time

>>12279796
I was checking the other day and this old guy tried to buy a single stick of butter he took from a box of land o lakes. Also payed with check.

>>12279796
>Lines into aisles
>Service manager in office gossiping with other front end supervisors

Also I just moved to New Mexico from Texas and shit is ridiculously different.

>Get called to the front
>"Anon, this bum is eating out of the trash out front"
>God damn
>He's diving into discarded something
>"Dude you gotta go."
>"FUCK YOU TERRORIST. I'M THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR. I'LL HAVE YOUR JOB."
>Call the police so he'll fuck off
>While i'm on the phone with police, 2 different people just hand him a bag from their carts.
Really disheartened me. In my part of Texas we didn't coddle the violent homeless. I'm not from some liberal shithole like Austin though.

Any grocery boys here? What's your favorite thing to stock? Mine is spices.

>> No.12279841

>>12279818
>Any grocery boys here? What's your favorite thing to stock?
I used to do sodas, it's heavy work and takes loads of time so noone else wanted it, works fine for me, I go into the zone and just stack, sort, label face, and even out pallets.

Total zen and it gave me arms like a machine.

>> No.12279856

>>12279841
>it's heavy work
Is this cause sodas come in 5 liter jugs in the US or what?

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>>12279763
People who plop their hand basket on the belt and immediately fuck off to play on their phone. Fuck you and fuck whoever you're talking to, unload your fucking shit so I can get the lines moving quicker and not waste time grabbing all your unbagged loose produce out of the basket.

>> No.12279910

>tfw self checkout
>tfw dont need to talk or wait to any shithead human beans
>can just walk in, get what I need and get out.

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>>12279818
>people using their own money is a pet peeve

>> No.12279939

>>12279901
Bad take, they're going to take up way more space on the belt leaving basket on belt is optimal

>> No.12279950

>>12279778
>People that forget they aren't alone in the fucking store and stop in places that make it impossible to pass
Fucking this, so many people at the local store will walk three feet past the door and just stop while they figure out which way to go.

>> No.12279971

Obviously line shoppers need to be beheaded, but besides that I just generally dislike it when people let their shitty kids go haywire in the store. Keep those little retards in line, they're fucking with groceries I'm buying.

>> No.12279976

>>12279939
Nah, it takes way too long to grab things from the basket and get them scanned and tossed down to my bagger. And you can't just unload the basket for them because now three other people saw him do it and they plopped their shit right behind his and right behind hers and so on. It slows shit way the fuck down and I'll be fucked if one of you assholes is gonna bring my items scanned per minute below 30.

>> No.12279987

>>12279763
People with no spacial awareness that stop right in front of you.

>> No.12280029

>>12279856
Here they come stacked in mini pallets with 4x6 2 liters bottles in each layer.
Bit of a lift restacking those whey they're full.

>> No.12280039
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>is it cool if you guys hold this stuff for a few minutes while I run home to grab my wallet?

>> No.12280057

>>12280039
I don't mind that.
The real motherfuckers are the ones who realise they forgot something while their stuff is already being scanned so they leave everybody at the till waiting while they go back in the store to grab it.

>> No.12280058

>>12279763
>what are your triggers as an employee
People who try to price haggle or cut deals like I have any fucking control over that.
>or a customer
Other customers.

>> No.12280063

I think the only thing that bothers me is when the check out lines are so long that everybody is standing in a throughway at the front of the store. Then when people take a couple steps back to allow people with carts to pass, a woman aged 40-65 almost always hops right in there and cuts in front of everyone else. Also reblocks the traffic.

>> No.12280079

>>12279763
>what are your triggers as an employee or a customer
boomers who pay with cash. just use a fucking EC Karte you fucking old farts.

>> No.12280081

>>12279939
Nah fuck you, it takes more time to scan all your shit because instead of just being able to seamlessly slide things from right to left over the scanner, you have to reach over and in the basket, and then over and out to the scanner.
Just dump them out haphazardly for all I care, just get it out of the fucking basket you nigger
t. former cashier

>> No.12280083

>>12280079
lol I don't speak dutch faggot

>> No.12280139

>>12279763
Black people

>> No.12280472

>niggers with children that run and scream
If I am walking and there is a child in my way I will walk straight into it. Fuck you and fuck your crotch spawn. I am a god damned adult and I don't step aside for a fucking niglet.
>people who walk down the center of the aisle making it impossible for anyone to go around
>people who stop, leave their cart, and walk 25 feet away to look at something on a shelf, blocking the aisle
>people who stand and have a conversation in any aisle
>people who go through the self check-out only to need the attendant the entire time
I need the attendant to come check my ID or clear the stupid scale for one second, but instead me and everyone else has to wait because the attendant has to babysit some retarded old person.

Basically every grocery store pet peeve boils down to people being inconsiderate, self-absorbed, ignorant, rude, and stupid. Many people are inherently non-conducive to society.

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>>12280472
>Basically every grocery store pet peeve boils down to people being inconsiderate, self-absorbed, ignorant, rude, and stupid. Many people are inherently non-conducive to society.

Like autist that walk straight into children because they think themselves like royalty.

>> No.12280520

I generally like my job, incredibly brainless and it nets me a lot of money because I still live with my parents. We have this incredibly creepy guy who comes into our store every night though (i only work close). Literally spends like 2-3 hours in the store and buys maybe 3 things max. Will just talk to us and touch our hands/arms and make weirdly suggestive comments. If I'm not on the till, when I see him I'll try my best to avoid him, maybe go in the back for a few minutes if he's coming down an aisle I'm stocking or whatever. We've complained multiple times to the store manager but she won't do anything about it. Anyway.
>people who stand in the aisle talking to somebody while i'm trying to stock that section
>people who try to haggle the price on broken produce like I have any say
>people who pay for their shopping with 10 million coins (especially when you count through it all and they're short)
>rude old people/chinese exchange students/indians in general (i swear this job has made me racist. literally 80% of chinese/indian customers are annoying/rude)
>people who can't use the self checkout and get angry at your like it's your fault
>stocking frozen aisles

>> No.12280530

>>12280520
Are you a cute girl? Do you do the dead eyes thing, or do you look scared/uncomfortable? What store is this? If there's a store that lets me feel up cute teenaged girls with no consequences I'd spend hundreds of dollars a month there, not even joking.

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>>12279763
>old people who do their weekly shopping during lunch hour on weekdays
>old people who start complaining about some bs to the cashier

>> No.12280578

People who enter the grocery store from the exit doors and slow everyone trying to leave down because they're so god damn important. And half the people exiting the store walk slow as shit which makes it even worse.

>> No.12280581

>>12280520
You need to talk to a higher up about that. Your manger is shit, and should not allow that bullshit.

t.cashier

>> No.12280692

>>12280472
>>people who stop, leave their cart, and walk 25 feet away to look at something on a shelf, blocking the aisle
I do this all the time but move my cart out of the way and go down multiple aisles to quickly grab a few small things. Much quicker than pushing the cart the whole way. Just move it if you need to get something off the shelf behind.

>> No.12280717

>>12279763
>as an employee
When customers ask me where to find something by walking up to me and just loudly saying the name of the thing they’re looking for like I’m some kind of fucking robot butler. Also when people ask me where something is when it’s literally within 10 feet of where they’re standing.

>> No.12280737

>>12280079
This. It’s 2019, cash is basically obsolete and should only be used to purchase illegal drugs or to get food from sketchy street vendors.

>> No.12280858

>>12280717
>like I’m some kind of fucking robot butler
that's exactly what you are wagie
an npc

>> No.12280965

>>12280737
and their argument is that "muh privacy" ya right. As if the government cares about your ass which will be dead by adding one too many spoons of salt in the food.

>> No.12280968

>>12279769
MERICA

>> No.12281075

>>12280965
t. cianigger

>> No.12281211

>>12279763
The shifty couponsies that come in and try to game the system. Not everyone who coupons are bad though. Use to have a problem where they would come in, buy a bunch of shit, use coupons. Then change their mind on an item, and get you to void it, while the coupon reduction remains. Got good at catching it. Luckily our machines pick that shit up now and make you void the coupon.

My brother does stock clerk. The worst is when people come up to him and just blurt out a food item like, "BREAD". No question, no politeness, just text adventure keyword blurts.

>> No.12281219

I hate not having sex with the cashiers. Most of them are so sexually attractive but none of them will touch my body.

>> No.12281227

>>12279910
>paying money to bag and scan your groceries by yourself
Jesus Christ have some self respect. You’re bragging about doing the work a Grocery store employee does for free. When I go to Kroger I wait in line and make that bitch earn her paycheck.

>> No.12281237

>>12280079
You hate cash? What the fuck is wrong you? Cash is the literal best form of currency ever. You’re an animal and you need to be put down.

>> No.12281240

>>12279935
Retards enabling shithead homeless.
We hand an anti-panhandling campaign that was pretty effective and keeping these fuckers elsewhere. The more motivated ones will go around looking for recyclables. Though that's an issue too when they don't clean up after sifting through garbage.

>> No.12281243

>>12281237
no, i hate boomers who fucking count cents when paying, just give the cashier a fucking 50 euro bill and let them do the counting. fuck damn reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

>> No.12281248

>>12281227
No, grocery store employees are actually paid to do their job. It isn't just a hobby for them.

>> No.12281250

>>12279778
>I bet these are the people that stand in line for 30 minutes to board a fucking plane.

>t. retard who runs around the cabin like a headless chicken because there‘s no more overhead storage space for his dragon dildo filled trolley

>> No.12281256

>>12281243
>Try to pay with card
>There's a minimum limit
>Try to pay with a $20
>She asks me if I have smaller bills
Fucking entitled cashier's, just shut up and do your job.

>> No.12281257

>>12281248
Your reading comprehension is that of a 5th grader. That sentence says that you are doing the work a grocery store employee would do FOR FREE. Fuck, are you the one who posts fucked up food because he can’t read the recipe?

>> No.12281265

>>12281256
>>There's a minimum limit
in big supermarkets i used a card to pay for shit that is like 2 euros.
what sort of shed do you shop from?

>> No.12281269

>>12281265
Yeah, and I just wanted a pack of gum.

>> No.12281278

>>12281257
I'm drunk. You're here sober? I feel sorry for you.

>> No.12281298

>>12279769
This is the stupidest thing i have ever seen, people on food-stamps usually get food-stamps at the beginning of the new month. That's why they buy all this stuff because they don't have any food at home.

>> No.12281314

People putting items where they don't belong, especially perishables. People leaving the refrigerators/freezers open. I have to put things back or close things if I happen to pass any. I get told I'm stupid and 5hat I don't work there, but fuck that and fuck him.

>> No.12281329

>>12279778
This. How can you be so unaware? I go out of my way to make sure I'm closest to an aisle and notice if I'm blocking products for people. Wall faster to not get in the way of others looking while people just take their sweet fucking time.

>> No.12281334

>>12279778
>gets real close to me from behind as if them moving half a meter forward in line will do anything
This irks me in traffic too. Why do people do this?

>> No.12281338

>>12279818
Where'd you move to, my guy?

>> No.12281354

>>12279901
I've never seen anyone unload their basket. When I first started shopping a teen I noticed the employee had to awkwardly reach in. From then I now unload my basket.

>> No.12281378

If I use regular checkout I like to organize my shit when I put it on the belt to make it easier on the employee too. It's yet to be noticed, but that's fine. It's fun and it helps someone else.

>> No.12281408

>>12279987
I treat shopping like driving. I look before I start turning, I stop and look out the aisle perpendicular to me, I don't stop in the middle of nowhere- I park all the way to the right if I stop at all. Can people not think while walking? Why stop?

>> No.12281439

>>12280039
And I bet they walk slow as fuck. I grabbed a tray of chicken that didn't have a barcode so I ran back with toddler in my arms. For someone who doesn't run, that sucked, but I'm not gonna take more time from others and leave my child there and force them to hear her cry. I also have left my card in the car a couple of times and ran back to the car. Fuck people, the eye mostly inconsiderate pieces of shit.

>> No.12281459

>>12279818
I live in nm too and believe me, I fucking hate so much how people here encourage the homeless. Fucking worthless parasites should be shot and rolled into a ditch.

Get out if you can, I am.

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>be me
>standing in line at cashier
>some wetback is behind me with her legion of spawn
>one of her kids literally punches me in the ass
>turn around
>tell her to back the fuck up like five fucking feet
>"hurrr why deys just kids ugh"
>give her kid the finger and walk out

>> No.12281492

>>12279783
you can't just put 1 new egg with the other 11?

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>>12280530
You will die in a house fire.

>> No.12281520

>>12281298
>jigs only buy the basic essentials because they have no food at home
you are an absolute millennial idiot and you know nothing. admit it right now Mommy has bought all your food.

>> No.12281521

>>12279939
I'm autistic when it comes to check out efficiency. This is literally the worst take.
I always line up the items in a single file with the barcode facing the machine. That is optimal.
There is no greater joy than when the cashier catches on and just send all your items sliding with one gentle push. Meanwhile my card info is already put in i just need to accept the total say "No reciept, thanks, bye" I'm outa there.
Boom I'm in and out of the store in 2 minutes. Optimal.

>> No.12281523

>>12280536
I saw some really old guy getting frustrated because his wife was too disoriented to choose what she wanted for lunch. He repeated the options to her over 5 times, getting louder each time before giving up. It made me pretty sad.

>> No.12281536

>>12279818
Good taste.
Definetly Cereal and related aisle items. Spices are a close second fav.

>> No.12281543

>>12281521
kek

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>people who buy boxes of bananas, which slows down the line and always requires the manager to come over and input the 30 second code for each box
>old people who want paper in plastic, thinking it makes the bag stronger. Then wanting you to fill the bag as if it were a reusable one, and complaining to me when it spills in the parking lot.
>people who come to the fast check out lanes with full carts and fucking up my IPMs
>foreigners who try to pay me in their currency and getting pissed that their money is worthless
>people who get stuff from the self serve food bars, don’t close it properly and then spill it on me so I reek of olives and marinara sauce
>retards who are in a hurry and swipe their card 50 times, crashing the system
>people who split paying across multiple forms of payment(I once had an old black lady split payment across EBT, debit card, check, coupons, and cash)

Ironically, because my aisle has a line in it literally all day, each time there was a fuck up was the best time for breaks.

>> No.12281585

>>12281567
I saw a lady with an entire cart filled with bananas. I thought it was a 1 off, but people buy boxes? Wut. When I worked at sonic and we ran out of bananas I'd have to go buy a box, but that was infrequent. What do people do with so many bananas??

>> No.12281587

>>12279763
FUCK the old shitters that sit at the green beans hand picking every single fucking bean as they gather several pounds of them one by one. They will be there literally 15 minutes, not letting anyone else in the beans

>> No.12281610

>>12279769
same

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>nignogs blocking whole alleys
>old fucks going .05 meters an hour
>kids existing

>> No.12281635

Middle-aged ladies monopolizing the meat section for 20 minutes and not letting anyone else take any.

>> No.12281637

>>12281629
>kids existing
You mean
>shit parents

>> No.12281642

>>12281637
I honestly don't remember the last time I saw a kid in public that wasn't a total fucking hellspawn.

>> No.12281645

>>12281378
We notice it, but won’t thank you unless you bring it up. It feels like thanking someone for using turn signals while driving.
It’s also funny as hell when someone brings up a good thing they did. The people behind them always flip out and do the same thing so they don’t seem like assholes. Please bring it up.

>> No.12281647

>>12281642
Again, bad parenting. Either the parents are too lax, don't care about the development of their child or too drugged up to even think about anything but their next fix.

>> No.12281654

>>12279798
>People who ditch carts in parking spaces should be publicly executed.

No, they should be handled by the store properly, either through accompanied carry-out or very frequent pick-ups by employees. Store decides how often to do it at what time, etc. And, the stores that do NOT handle this well? Simply, send the store a message and don't shop there. They don't care about you.

Spaces should be angle parking, anyway, quite easy to see the whole space, and spacious enough it's not going to be a problem of space for doors, no matter what low skillz drivers try to park, whether elderly with a stiff neck, that guy with the suburban or humvee extra wide, or just the stupid driver who has never had to care about their paint job. Just take a cart inside with you, if there's one right there when you park that wasn't yet picked up by the store.

Publix ftw. They've got this down. Do I need a carry-out every time? No, but if I don't use it, they'll think this job should be replaced by me packing my groceries, walking too carriage parks, or wheeling my own cart back. If I'm not feeling that hot that day, or I have melting popsicles, I want the option of a eager bagger to walk out.

>> No.12281656

>>12281298
Why dont they plan their shopping better.

The only other people I see who load up carts full of wood are mountain hicks who live thirty miles from the nearest grocery store

>> No.12281678

>>12280057
>>>12280039
>I don't mind that.
>The real motherfuckers are the ones who realise they forgot something while their stuff is already being scanned so they leave everybody at the till waiting while they go back in the store to grab it.
Why would that bug you? It happens. When you're in a rush, you go to the 10 items or less. At my store, they might offer to run and get it for you.

>> No.12281724

>its crowded in the store
>getting cucumbers, my cart is in front of me blocking the way to the cucumbers
>woman who decides she is too important get off her phone and say excuse me reaches over my cart for a cucumber
>she trips
>falls onto the weight scales
>"Oh! Oh god!" and continues with her convo
>takes the cucumber and scurries off

>Grabbing some lemons
>There's no one else near, so there's a lot of room
>Woman stands right next to me and starts reaching for lemons
>with her face right in my fucking face

Where are your fucking manners? I'm gonna have an autistic fit in the grocery store one way and start wailing on these middle aged women

>> No.12281727

>>12280520
>Literally spends like 2-3 hours in the store and buys maybe 3 things max. Will just talk to us and touch our hands/arms and make weirdly suggestive comments.
It's actually a big deal. You've got a couple approaches you can take with this one. Assume this guy is absolutely not harmless, but a registered sexual offender. The kinds of weird suggestions is textbook 101. Making a person feel creeped out, threatened, whether their job or their person, is part of the sociopath textbook.
Take a big giant step back and do not let any person into your personal space. That's your right, and your job can't deny it. You do not have to smile or act welcoming. If someone could ID him buying alcohol, that would help, memorize the info and tip off the police. Explain to them you think this is a predator that comes into your store, and give a description of the name, the street anything you can find, including the hours he comes by, or take the guy's card, and call them. Nice cops would visit the store off duty to observe a real creeper.
Drop the superrnice act, drop the customer service act to be just curt business. You can answer personal questions with your own questions "Is there something else, you need to find? Let me get the manager for you..." and then just walk away. If he touches you, you take out your phone and snap a picture of them. Then, walk away. Walk directly to the front of the store and make a report and insist someone talk to him, get his name, and let him know he's breaking the law if he touches an employee, and in future, the manager would appreciate it if you he takes all questions to the front of the store, that employees are not to socialize with someone lacking respect.
Talk to an employment lawyer, if it's not handled in the end. It's not quite a grievance, but think of all the waitresses groped, harassment in the workplace, etc. They have advice. Good to know the law.
Be looking over your shoulder, he might have fixated on you

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>>12279798
>>12281654
Alternatively, BLESS the people who leave the rascals in the parking lot, I get to ride in style all the way back to the top.

>> No.12281744

>>12281724
I have a massive erection just thinking about this. Why doesn't it ever happen to me in real life?

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subhumans who cant add how much money they have + how much the stuff they buy cost. locals never do this cos they are white
elderly who forget to weigh their fruits and veggies cos muh alzheimer kicking in.
people who come play betting during rush hours slowing shit down.
retarded store rules. always give the receipt to the customer or always ask do they have a bonus card. fukken retarded and as a customer i hate that shit.

also i did two shifts in shittier area and both times in the morning there was a shitskin kid caught for stealing and cops called on. shitskins should be wiped out.

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>>12281727
In my store there is a fat half retard guy that wears latex gloves to shop. Which he will do for upwards of two hours and will often "forget" to pay for his cart of shit and wheel it out. Management has long since given up on trying to boot him because his fat cunt of a mother will come in on her scooter to make a huge scene and has corporate on speed dial and they cuck out every time. Luckily neither one gets near me and my meat department. I only have to deal with people flopping my meat packages into random spots on the rest of the store so they have to get tossed. Worst was somebody threw a pack of grind on top of a freezer unit and it tucked behind other shit and after like 4-5 days it was found after numerous complaints of a rotting flesh smell by the frozen veggies.

>> No.12281874

>>12281825
>leaving cold food in random spots
I hate this shit. Even more annoying is when people leave items they don't want in the magazine racks or at the front of the belt. I have to asks if its part of the order with them usually saying "oh, sorry I don't want it" with me in my cheerful voice explaining to fucking adults that if they wish to return an item to give it to us.

Seriously we don't get mad or give a shit if there are some things you wanna leave behind, but actually hand it to us and don't try to hide it like a twelve-year-old.

Also fuck you now I want steak.

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>>12281874
Well I'm about to cut up a primal of choice/prime ribeye. How thick of a steak do you want?

>> No.12281902

>>12281637
this

>> No.12281911

>>12281334
To make more space for cars in the intersection?

I can't stand when some asshole is two car lengths away from the car in front of them at the light ahead, so I have to sit at a green light and wait for space to clear.

Or, the same thing, when multiple cars in the left lane refuse to pull up so I can't make the left turn lane past the divider.

>> No.12281924

>>12280737
Considering I cannot trust the niggers that handle my card to not try and steal my info, I’d rather use cash than risk it because shaniqua needs something off amazon

>> No.12281998

I’ve only left raw beef/pork whatever out like twice and I just slide it onto a shelf;wherever I’m at. It’s not like they’re gonna take it back and put it back in the cooler for someone else, at least I hope not for food safety reasons.

There’s normally no worker close by that isn’t already busy. I figure they’ll find it sooner or later, so of course I’m gonna stick this filet of salmon next to the honey oats. Does anyone really care? Low paid service workers always complain about having to do their simple jobs.

>> No.12282001

>>12281998
Lazy fag

>> No.12282051

>>12281585
Smaller caterers do things like that. I worked for a lady who had me do banana box runs a few times a week. They're one of the things you need to buy within a couple days of your events because they spoil. It's easier just to go pick up boxes of them. People like the bananas at catered brunch events.

>> No.12282061

>>12281998
Keep it up and soon you'll have my meat case behind a plexiglass box so your nigger fingers can keep off my shit.

>> No.12282062

>>12280737
> Be cashier
> Too stupid to make change
> Profit?

You are garbage

>> No.12282067

>>12281894
Just a little under an inch thick. I'm still a novice with steak, but find that thickness is hard to screw up in a pan. Medium heat, 4-5 minutes on each side and rest. Get a decent sear, and comes out between medium rare and medium.

>> No.12282072

>>12281471
what crawled up your ass and died?

>> No.12282089

>>12281227
> This
I refuse to check myself out at any store ever. If I am forced to I will never return.
> I didn't go to college to work a cash register.
> I also pay cash everywhere
Fuck Visa and there 2% service fee.

>> No.12282112

>>12279778
>People that forget they aren't alone in the fucking store and stop in places that make it impossible to pass.
THIS.
MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY ALREADY, ASSHOLE.
SO. FUCKING. ANGRY.

>> No.12282206
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>blacks and browns who wont shut their screaming children up, this is the reason i shop at whole foods because i know they cant afford to be there
>people who leave their cart in the middle of the fucking isle
>people who decide they dont want something and put it on the wrong shelf in the wrong isle, seriously people just leave meat and shit out in the open all the time and its just going to go bad
>people who take forever in the self checkout, the whole point of it is that its supposed to be faster

>> No.12282211

>>12280717
get my fucking pickles wagie

>> No.12282218
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>>12282067
There yah go, nice 1/4" steak.

>> No.12282221

>>12280737
>cash is basically obsolete and should only be used to purchase illegal drugs
who the fuck pays for drugs with cash when paypal and venmo exists?

>> No.12282228

>>12279818
When I stocked canned meats I always craved them for some fucking reason despite knowing how nasty those shits are.

Also fuck doing balloons and fuck stores carrying balloons.

t. vendor

>> No.12282235

>>12282206
>implying
I'm brown and I shop at whole foods for 90% of my groceries, deal with it

>> No.12282245

>>12282235
theres always like one or two in the store but they are the domesticated kind brought up like civilized folk. nothing like the dregs in food lion

>> No.12282255

>>12282072
Nobody cares about the spawn that walked out of your gaping vagina, Jennifer

>> No.12282308

>>12282206
>isle
you're as retarded as the brown people, stay the fuck out of whole foods

>> No.12282313

>>12282218
Yay!

>> No.12282472

>>12282235
The one in Memphis is usualy 50% black anytime I've been.

>> No.12282498

>>12281471
>give her kid the finger and walk out
Damn, with that badass impromptu move, I could see a hollywood casting agent immediately signing you up to be a tough bad guy in the next capeshit blockbuster.

>> No.12282499

>>12282308
>oh no auto correct changed what i typed into the wrong word

you should got me, nigger

>> No.12282528

>>12279841
Well I like the Alcoholic Drinks part in my Store, it's way better than the Sodas and Water, they are build up really bad to stock it up. But I usually just stock up non food goods like washing powder which also is a great replacement for the gym.

>> No.12282543

As an employee, WIC checks are fucking awful and I hate doing them. They take several minutes at the best of times, and most of the time the customers will have gotten the wrong items because they don't want to read the fucking WIC booklet that'll tell them exactly what they can get (some scuzzier stores will let you get away with that but I work at a chain supermarket so that shit doesn't fly)
>woman comes in with a WIC check
>she doesn't have the right kind of bread
>ask her to go back and get the right one, point out that she can look in her WIC booklet to find the right kind
>comes back like three times with the wrong bread
>gets angry when I keep telling her to get the right one, tells me to go do it if I know everything
>take one look inside the booklet, get the right bread, and show her that it's literally the first picture in the bread section of her booklet
Fuck WIC

>> No.12282547

>>12279763
As a customer:
-staff who has no idea what their store stocks or where it is
-idiots who talk on their phone in public for non-emergency situations
-parents who don't keep their ill-behaved children under control
-people who block isles for whatever reason
-deli workers who look at me like I'm insane when I tell them I don't want my cheese sliced, I want them to cut me a big piece
-the aforementioned deli workers who need someone to show them how to use a knife or wire to cut blocks of cheese
-whenever the paper flyer or the website advertises something on sale/special, but the store doesn't have that product in stock
-inept cashiers who can't identify common produce and have to ask you what they are

and the worst:
-tons of employees standing around appearing to do nothing, while there are only a handful of registers open and a fuckhuge line at each one.

>> No.12282556

>>12279763
robo poster aka survey poster at it again, same post every week or so.
Answer your own question first before expecting others to do your homework for you.

>> No.12282558

>>12280058
Nah, the worst part is when you explain them that you aren't in charge over that so they want to speak to the manager. Plot twist here, the manager isn't there but these fucktards of customers can't imagine that he is also a human not working 6 days per week, 12 hours a day like a fucking machine.

>> No.12282563

>>12281825
>>12281874

Fresh food put into a freezer, frozen food into a fridge, anything that needs to be kept cold on a regular shelf, it all has to be thrown away because people are fucking lazy.

They may as well steal the shit, at least then someone benefits from it.

>> No.12282572

>>12279763
>employee
I worked produce. Please don't ask me about deli shit, it's on the other side of the store, why are you asking me about the chicken while I'm stacking potatoes. And don't ask me to cut and wrap a bunch of pineapples for you if you're just going to decide against them after I leave and dump them on the watermelon display.
>what's the price
the price tag is right fucking there you ignoramus
>do you have anymore, the shelf is empty
clearly fucking not or it would be there, I'm gonna go back there and pretend to look though to kill a few minutes
>where's <common item>
do you not see the fucking signs above the aisles that list what's in said aisles. bread is in the one labeled bread

>> No.12282576

>>12282543
I sure as fuck don't miss working as a grocery store cashier, I feel you on the WIC bullshit. Stupid faggots always held up the line with their poverty baby shit.

Also is it just me or were Indians always the worst customers to have?

>> No.12282584

A lot of people are complaining about annoying kids in this thread but I barely ever see unruly children when I'm at the store. 95% of the time they're quiet and just walk next to their parent. Maybe twice I've ever seen a kid freaking out while I'm getting groceries. What gives?

>> No.12282593
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People who do what this cunt does. Bonus points if the cunt then gets a queue behind him and you get dirty looks from the people in the queue when you go next.

Just generally people who fuck up queues. Another good one is when a queue bends off to the right, and he ignores that and stands on the left of the bend.

>> No.12282602

>park away from every vehicle so you don't get a SUV full of kids bashing into your car with their doors
>come back to your car after shopping
>huge shitty dented car is parked right next to you, way too close.

Why do people do this?

>> No.12282604

>>12282584
You must shop in a nice neighborhood

>> No.12282606

>>12282576
I don't get very many indians, I think the only ones we get are a family that runs a convenience store in a nearby town so like once a week they come buy in bulk like we're fucking BJs. They also bring in a "service dog" who I'm pretty sure isn't a service dog but we can't really do anything about that. Other than that they're alright.
For me it's usually black women and white men who are the most likely to be really bitchy. Hispanics are alright but many don't speak english.

Also old people are mostly really annoying, and we get a lot of them because we have a few nursing homes nearby. We get these really old ones who take forever to do anything. There's this one lady who always insists on giving exact change, and her hands are so incredibly shaky that it takes her minutes to do it and I get dizzy just watching her, and I feel bad but I also want her to hurry the fuck up. There's also another old dude who comes in occasionally who just reeks of piss.

>>12282584
It'll depend on what shift you work, most kids are in school from around 8am-3pm unless its a holiday, summer or a weekend. It also depends on what kind of store, because most kids won't just walk into a supermarket to buy candy when there's a smaller convenience store or gas station nearby.

>> No.12282609

>>12282584
I feel like when I see them throughout the store, they're generally well behaved, but by the time they're in check-out they're more restless and goofing around just kinda getting in the way.

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>>12279763
Whenever I go shopping, I always make sure to leave my shopping cart as far from the store as possible.

You're welcome, wagies!

>> No.12282614

>>12282593
I've stopped people from doing this to me before by firmly stating that they've cut me in line. Just don't be a line cuck and call the bitch/faggot out.

>> No.12282619

>>12282610
Based, I always liked taking my time grabbing carts so I could be away from the managers

>> No.12282623

>>12282593
Grow a spine and call them out

>> No.12282625

>see someone reducing items that are best before end of today
>Old asian lady is there
>she takes entire stacks of reduced items so no one else can get them.
>Picks up about-to-be-reduced items, hands them to the person doing the reductions to make sure she gets them

I swear it's always the old non-English ladies who act like this. Most people stand to one side, let the staff do their work and don't get greedy if it's clear lots of people want the same items

>> No.12282632

>>12281298

Holy shit, you cannot be this fucking dumb.

>> No.12282638

>>12282614
>>12282623

I'm British, we consider tutting to be the greatest shame you can inflict on another person.

>> No.12282642

>>12279783
>in this pic each carton has 1 bad egg and 11 need to go into new cartons

You what? Put a new egg where the bad egg was, unless the carton is soiled, in which case I understand your pain. However, if the cartons are soiled, swapping 11 eggs still leaves you with a soiled destination carton.

>> No.12282645

>people opening products and starting to eat them before paying for them
I wish we could ban anyone who does this from our store. If you're really that hungry then buy your snacks first and take them with you when you shop.

>> No.12282646

>>12279798

Hanged and quartered.

>> No.12282650

>People on my road live near a Tesco express
>they cart their groceries from the Tesco express to their house
>they leave the shopping cart on the pavement on our road.

I hate living near chavs. Wish the police would charge them with theft. Metal shopping carts are fucking expensive and it would be enough to put them in jail. It's cunts like my neighbours that are the reason supermarkets make you deposit £1 or have lines around the supermarket that force on the brakes if you take a trolley past them.

>> No.12282662

>>12279798
>go to the grocery store in the early AM, still dark out
>see a prime parking spot, the perfect space for my car
>there's a fucking cart there
>slowly pull into the space
>push the cart out of the way with my car's bumper
>it goes rolling off somewhere else in the parking lot
>probably hit somebody else's car who knows
>got my space

>> No.12282664

>>12280500
t. niglet wrangler

>> No.12282668

>>12281654

You clearly don't own a car. Nothing worse than coming back to you car and seeing a scratch because a cart rolled against it.

I've seen someone ditch a cart, immediately start rolling away uncontrollable and I ran to catch it before it fucked up someone's car. It's an extra 20 seconds to put away a cart fuck lazy shits.

>> No.12282673

>>12282668
Sometimes I feel like the only person in the world that doesn't really give a shit if my car has minor scratches and dings on it.
LMAO it still works you baby

>> No.12282675

>>12280472
you forgot entitled. the people gnashing their teeth and pulling their hair out that they have to work around other people in public are entitled little babies. an important point in all this even if they deny it.

>> No.12282677

>carts have multiple notices on them saying not to let kids stand in them
>parents let kids standing them.

I love having whatever shit was on kid's shoes on my food!

Still, jokes on them, the main reason they have those notices is because the kids get injured when the trolley hits something and they topple over the edge or bang their heads on the corners of metal shelves.

>> No.12282680

>>12282677
kek are you one of those faggots who wipe cart handles with baby wipes before using them?
Oh no! The big bad germs are gonna get you anon!

>> No.12282681

>>12282673

I treat my car well, I don't touch other people's cars, I expect other people to at least do the minimum and don't damage it.

>> No.12282688

>>12282662
I've rammed plenty of carts up on the curb out of anger. My 08' Elantra has been long paid off, I give zero fucks about bumper paint. Wish I could ram the people who leave them there instead of the poor carts though.

>> No.12282690

>>12282680
If I'm buying stuff like french baguettes they're partially uncovered, a bit of basic hygiene isn't too much to ask.

>> No.12282694

>>12279763
when I'm looking at something and someone passes me in one direction, then passes back again while I'm still looking. There's no way they're not thinking I don't have autism.

>> No.12282699

>>12281654
All that txt and all you had to say is "i'm a lazy nigger." Put your cart in the corral nigger. I like Aldis because it makes low class subhumans like you put up a quarter.

>> No.12282712

kids

>> No.12282717

>>12282221
>paypal
good goy

>> No.12282731

>>12280500
>Like autist that walk straight into children because they think themselves like royalty.
kek, i'd enjoy seeing that.

>> No.12282744

>>12282499
>oh shit, I got called out for not knowing the difference between isle and aisle, what do
>I know, I'll blame my phone and add another "autocorrect" error
stupid phone posters

>> No.12282747

At Stop and shop today I wanted some Worcestershire sauce they only had 25% less sodium or their store brand version I ended up buying neither pissed me off.

>> No.12282751

>>12282645
Fuck man, I agree with this, and I don't even work in a grocery store. People are scum.

>>12282668
Based
>>12282673
>>12282688
Faggot who don't care about keeping anything in decent shape in their lives, likely fat and single

>> No.12282774
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>overweight white trash mom
>cart full of frozen pizza, pop tarts, and canned ravioli
There's always one.
Feels good to possess the skills to keep my kids from being subjected to junk food. My father's idea of breakfast was either sugar cereal, burned oatmeal, or an egg fried hard.

>> No.12282778

>>12281645
Kek, I'll try to figure out how to bring up sectioning off and organizing my items. Can't think of any way right now without looking like I did it to seem like a pos nice person. Actually just came back from the store and had a great time in line with the cashier and customer. She seemed genuinely happy and nice even though she has to deal with scum.

>> No.12282791

>>12281911
I'm very diligent and aware of where other need to go and will scoot forward if the turning lane is just a few feet from someone's grasp. Or when traffic is packed, I'll pack in more because I know a few cars back there's probably someone with their ass in the intersection. Stop assuming. All that is completely different from a vehicle behind you that keeps inching closer and closer for no reason. The fact that it's done in store shows people are just retarded.

>> No.12282806

>>12282547
>staff who has no idea what their store stocks or where it is
Stock changes so there's no point trying to keep everyone updated, it would waste too much time and no one can remember 100,000 different items
>tons of employees standing around appearing to do nothing, while there are only a handful of registers open and a fuckhuge line at each one.
Not everyone gets register trained

>> No.12282809

>>12282751
Some pretty big generalizations there. The only people i've seen get bent out of shape about a bumper scratch on an 11yr old daily driver are black. And that's because they got it at an 11% interest rate and owe 30 more payments on it. I've got bigger assets to worry about.

>> No.12282813

>>12281998
You honestly can't think of why that's a bad thing? You do understand there's a temperature danger zone and yes, if an employee doesn't care they will put it back where it belongs, only for it to be grabbed by someone with a low immune system or small children that can be affected by your stupidity. Fuck you, you fucking nigger.

>> No.12282837

>>12279778
>People that forget they aren't alone in the fucking store and stop in places that make it impossible to pass
Fat chimp whores with 4 ft wide asses that walk in pairs at 1 mile/hour. Because they have nothing better to do later except go get pregnant with their 6th food stamp baby.

>> No.12282842

>>12282774
My mom is definitely that woman, but fortunately I didn't end up fat and learned what proper food is. I hate seeing her buy food for her grandkids though, who are chubby, and if it's not that it's fast food. Like these type of people just don't get it no matter how much you explain it to them and it's infuriating.

>> No.12282845

>>12282806
those are both shitty excuses for legitimate problems

>> No.12282850

>>12281998
>There’s normally no worker close by that isn’t already busy
how about you walking back youself, you lazy entitled shithead?

>> No.12282852

>>12282791
Everyone should be as squeezed together as much as possible to let more cars in, not just you when you realize there's another car behind. Also, the less space people fill of the front area of the store with their carts, the more others can get around. Stop whining that someone invaded your precious space.

>>12282809
I have a 10 year old daily driver that is paid off, and I don't let it get bumps and scratches, because I care about my things. Just like I wear clothes that aren't worn through, don't let myself get fat, and still fix up spots in my home, even though it was built in the late 90s.

>> No.12282859

>>12282845
Given that the average employee may work in maybe 1-2 departments, why is it a legitimate issue that they do not know the location of every item in the store? It's a consequence of being stuck in 1-2 departments for 8 hours straight then going home.

>> No.12282862

>>12282673
This. My cars have been scratched or dented by others. There's no way to fucking put your shit in a bubble and coddle it. Not to mention rocks, sand, dirt all fucking up the paint as well that you can't control. People who freak about that have some mental problems.

>> No.12282868

>>12279763
my dad harasses anyone he sees eating food while shopping because they started leaving empty containers everywhere and never paying for them

>> No.12282871

>>12282868
Your dad sounds based

>> No.12282872

>>12282859
because shit gets stocked in obscure/wrong places and it's common to be asked where something is. stop making excuses for lazy brainlets who can't remember where shit is

>> No.12282873

>>12282862
Not putting it in a bubble and coddling it doesn't mean I use it to bump carts across the parking lot. Try giving a shit about something for once.

>> No.12282881

>>12282842
It's often a chemical dependency for sugar and carbohydrates. They're drawn to what they know without even thinking about it and rationalize it away with all kinds of excuses, most specifically that it's too expensive or requires too much effort which is completely bullshit.

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>>12282862
>heavy storm
>get off my shift
>see this
>headlight was also busted out

>>12282872
how do you suggest teaching someone the locations of 100,000 items, which are constantly being moved around, rotated seasonally, and discontinued, all while keeping the person confined to one section of the store with consequences if they leave?

>> No.12282894

>>12282852
Property appreciates in value. Generic cars do not. Stop wasting your time armor all'ing the dash of your Honda Accord anon.

>> No.12282900

>>12280079
nur Bares ist Wahres

>> No.12282903

>>12282888
you're over complicating shit on purpose mang. just know the isles for shit and know when shit's not stocked where you would logically look for it. enforcing this policy would quickly get rid of shit being in the wrong place, as stockers would have to give a report, hurr I was a retard and put x where no one would ever look for it

>> No.12282913

>>12282894
My car is nicer than that, but regardless, driving around in a shitty bashed up car is either a sign you're a poorfag or a slob.

>> No.12282929

>>12282903
When I worked at a grocery store I knew the location of a lot of items, but customers would always find a way to ask me about where to find the most obscure bullshit that I'd never even heard of before.
It's impossible for any one employee to know the entire store's stock and locations of said stock. Deal with it faggot, they're low level wageslaves not grocery store indexes.
Same shit when people would ask me for tips on how to cook meat while working in the meat dept of a big grocery store. Bitch, I'm just here to put it on the shelf just because I stock this shit doesn't make me at all knowledgeable about them. Fucking google it for fuck's sake.

>> No.12282939

>>12282903
I don't get what you're saying. Employees putting stuff in the wrong spot is hardly an issue. If they don't know where it goes then they just take it back to the back and someone else deals with it.

>> No.12282943

>>12282929
ok I understand now, you're a lazy faggot who has never heard of a work ethic

>>12282939
it's not technically the wrong spot since it's where they were told to put it but, it's the wrong spot because it's in a place surrounded with things that don't even begin to be similar and there's a whole isle dedicated to it

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>>12282894
what do you have against honda accords faggot

>> No.12282948

>>12282929
I do picking for Walmart's grocery pickup. I know that side of the store plus hba like the back of my hand but everything else is a lost cause

>>12282943
plz explain how ethic teaches you the whole store

>> No.12282957

>>12282943
kek you're expecting far too much from grocery store employees

>> No.12282958

>>12282948
I've already explained you don't need to know the whole store, just where which type of items are normally located and which items are located out of place. stop being a lazy faggot

>> No.12282962

>>12282957
stop lowering the bar, that's how murkatronk got to be a shithole

>> No.12282964

>>12282868
Your dad should mind his own fucking business. He sounds like a dried up husk of an old woman with a corncob up her ass. If he did it to me I'd spit a mouthful of my chicken wings that I snack on when I shop in his face.

>> No.12282968

>>12282964
sure you would tough guy, we believe you

>> No.12282972

>>12282964
my dad is gay so he would like that

>> No.12283000

>>12279763
>>12279763
saw this absolute goddess amazonian woman at the grocery store tonight. we smiled at eachother, i had my son with me and he is super cute and chicks love that single dad vibe.

anyway she was like 6'4" and i'm 5'11, she towered over me, was probably 5-ish years older than me, definitely outweighed me(i weigh 220), but she was very healthy looking.

god boys i cant get her out of my mind, i just moved to a fairly small town where everyone knows eachother so i could probably pursue this somehow if she's single. in my experience shorter women prefer men over 6', but what about tall women? are they comfortable with a man shorter than them?


also i get triggered at the store when i just need to buy 1 or 2 things and i have to wait in line 10+ minutes. self checkouts are a godsend but they're always fucking glitching out and you have to wait for help

>> No.12283008

>>12283000
kek it's never gonna happen bro
Especially not to somebody who doesn't even know how to work the self checkout without it calling for help. It's all about the weights bro. THE WEIGHTS.

>> No.12283017

>>12282806
>Stock changes so there's no point trying to keep everyone updated,
I don't understand. Wouldn't the employees learn where stuff simply because they spend so much time in the store? It seems that I know where shit is far better than most of the employees, and I don't even work there. Sure, I get that stuff sometimes gets moved, or that maybe a customer is asking for some really obscure shit. But when the employees don't know where common stuff is that's fucking absurd

>>Not everyone gets register trained
Sounds like a management mistake to me.
In my case I know damn well many of the employees are register trained because I have seen them work the register before. I suspect it's a management decision to keep only a certain number open for some reason. Perhaps it means less work of some kind for only a few registers to be in use?

>> No.12283028

>>12279818

I like making endcap displays. I have just the right amount of autism to be satisfied when I get everything looking how I intended it.

>> No.12283031

>>12283017
I think I just figured out the register thing. someone was bitching about bringing down their scanned item per minute count. so I bet there's some idiotic corporate policy that if you're on a register you have to have an average of so many scans per arbitrary amount of time or be reprimanded or some shit

>> No.12283044

>>12280079
found the seething Eurofag

>> No.12283050

>>12283000
women love that single dad vibe?
nigguh whaaa, why would anyone love a fat loser no offense

>> No.12283056

>>12283017
If you spend 99% of your time in one department and stuff gets moved around every few months, you're just going to stop bothering trying to learn where every item is at some point. You probably do know where stuff is better than employees since you actually go around the whole store more than most of them do.

>> No.12283062

>>12283031
Could be.
I am pretty sure it's a management decision. In my store it's pretty clear who's who because managers, cashiers, and the normal employees all wear different color uniforms. I know the employees standing around (or doing menial tasks) are register trained because of their uniform. Sometimes a manager will direct one to open another register, which is nice when it happens, but often times it does not. I can't help but wonder if there is some other reason why they don't want other registers open. Maybe they don't want to take out another cash drawer that has to be counted up at some point?

Oh, and I forgot another gripe:
>I specifically pick a checkout lane because that lane has a bagger, or a bagger who I know to be particularly good, only to have that employee wander off or be directed to do something else before it's my turn to check out.

>> No.12283080

>>12283050
I'm a gayfag, but a lone man with a cute kid is incredibly attractive. Makes me wonder if they have a wife or if they're single or an uncle or something, they're caring for a kid so they probably have fatherly instincts, they're probably doing well for themselves or at least making an honest effort if they're able to take care of a kid in the first place. It helps if they're already good looking of course.

>> No.12283088

>>12283056
The "trying to learn" part is what I don't get. OFC I don't expect employees to formally study what is located where. I'm asking why people don't absorb it naturally just by being in the store so much.

I can tell you all about where the different kinds of salad dressing are even though I have never bought a bottle of it in my life, nor do I work there. I've simply seen it because I walk down that isle to get to the dairy section. Ditto for most things in the store. If it's your job to work there and you're walking around the store doing your various tasks how can you NOT know were most things are?

Like I said, sure, there are obvious exceptions: if stuff just got moved or if the customer is asking about obscure stuff. But basic stuff that hasn't been reorganized in the past three years? How on earth can you not know where that is.

FWIW, I have worked retail myself. Hardware store, not grocery store. You bet your ass I knew were nearly everything was, simply because it was my job to help customers in the store, stock and front merchandise, etc. I didn't study it, I just picked it up over a couple months working there.

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>>12282680
>mfw see class 5 obeselord taking their sweet time meticulously wiping down every inch of their carts

>> No.12283122

>>12281514
If you feel that's an unfair arrangement I'd even pay you hundreds of dollars directly just to feel you up and watch you try not to cry. I don't necessarily need to enrich greedy (((shop keepers))), I just want to sexually harass innocent girls in such a way as to make them hate and fear intimacy, and their bodies.

With your consent, of course. Consent is key.

>> No.12283133

>>12283056
>>12283088
Oh, and regarding the "department" thing: of course I don't expect the florist, pharmacist, butcher, or the seafood clerk to know where the balsamic vinegar is. I'm talking about the general employees who work the main part of the store, not the specialized employees.

>> No.12283134

>>12283088
>I'm asking why people don't absorb it naturally just by being in the store so much.
I repeat, many employees spend most of their time in one department. I worked produce department. I only ever left that area to go to the restroom, which was just a short walk down the wine aisle. I can tell you where produce and alcohol stuff is because that's what I see everyday. I can go months without ever walking by the bread, dairy, cereal, juices, or whatever. You seem to think we are all everywhere, but that's not the case. You have to go out of your way to learn where everything is, even just the general stuff. Please ask an employee who you do see everywhere in the store.

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>>12282744

>> No.12283425

>>12282602
I do that because it's hilarious.

>> No.12283444

>>12283425
I do too. Park my old janky 70s dodge ram next to some luxury car or SUV. It is extremely hilarious.

>> No.12283508

>>12283134
And some stores will shift where shit is to "make customers walk around more" and it will fuck with an employee who just memorized where everything was at.

>> No.12283527

>>12283425
>>12283444
You ABSOLUTE MADMEN.

>> No.12283599

>>12283508
Yeah, that's totally understandable. Like I posted above, if shit was just moved then OFC you can't be expected to know where it is, unless you happened to be one of the people who did the moving.

>> No.12283616

>>12283134
I get that your job is to be assigned to be in one specific department. I find it hard to belive that over time you haven't been anywhere else in the store. Haven't you walked around when you were bored? Get asked to help someone elsewhere in the store (be that an employee or customer)? Gone shopping there yourself?

When I worked in hardware I was assigned to the electrical department so I learned that shit quick. But over a few months, being dragged around helping others, I couldn't help but learn where the other stuff was. I didn't care about where the tomato fertilizer, roofing nails, or the toilet parts were, but I just picked it up from my time there.

>> No.12283672

>>12280520
Oh, that sounds like me except for the talking and touching. I do like to look at attractive women, but that's not the entire purpose of the visit. It's just nice to have an excuse to get out of the house sometimes and see the prices and products. Is it really that big a problem? I can stop if it's that unpleasant for your ilk.

>> No.12283732

>>12280717
But thats like, your job man.
I dont know where the fucking jarred star fruit is. It's not in the jam section, not in the canned fruit section or ethnic aisle.
I hate grocery shopping so if I can get you to help me find this thing so I can piss off asap that'd be great. Thanks

>> No.12283882

Selling what should be individual items in bulk. I don't need 12 fucking habanero peppers, asshole. I'm making a curry, not trying to synthesize bear mace. Same goes for Celery, I don't want to waste a whole bunch of celery if I literally only need two sticks for my recipe.

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>>12281654
Jesus fucking christ, you entitled millenial peice of shit. You want someone to wipe your ass for you too?

>> No.12283983

>>12283882
Maybe you should try having friends and family, Nigel.

>> No.12283990

>>12283983
Or learn how to use leftover ingredients, which is as basic as it gets

>> No.12283994

>>12281237
Cash is literally for boomers and rednecks. I can't wait until cashcucks are extinct

>> No.12284053

>>12283994
ok avacado NEET. Never going to happen. Anyway, what's wrong with having cash; to lazy or stupid to count change. wew lad.

>> No.12284081

As an employee:

>People trying to bring back expired stuff for a refund.
>Getting yelled at everyday by customers for mundane shit that you didn't do.
>Blacks yelling in the stores (among other unsavory things).
>Mexicans bringing in their baby carriages and trying to get a five-finger discount.
>Mexican taking their shopping carts back home (wtf).
>The homeless. Sorry, but when you're homeless and you're paying for alcohol instead of food, I just think you're a waste. Also, they smell like literal shit.
>People who open up packages and then put it back just to get the unopened box.
>People who throw their unwanted meats in the unrefrigerated aisles and shelves.
>Lots of food waste that could've went to the aforementioned homeless people. It's a pity.


As a customer:

>Lardasses in those motorized shopping cart taking up the aisle since they won't move to the side. When they back out, it beeps like a truck.
>People in general just chatting and taking up both sides the aisle.
>People who chat with the cashier for 10 minutes.
>Mexicans who cut in line. One person waits and then 10 of his relatives come after.
>Full store with only two cashiers working. Lines like Costco but without the efficiency.
>Taking a bite of fruit and then putting it back. I don't know who would want it now.
>Wrong sales price. Or tags placed on the wrong item.

>> No.12284150

>>12282472
FUCK MEMPHIS
Memphis is the bane of Tennessees good name and I wish we could sell it to Mississippi

>> No.12284192

>>12281654
You want the store to pay someone the whole time they're open to be cart bitch and if they miss a few carts in a 5minute break that you pull up in you don't shop there? I agree with the other dude, you sound entitled as fuck.

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>>12283732
No it's not. My job is to stock, face and fill my section and do a bunch of cleaning for visits that never happen, not memorize the store's entire inventory and every product's specific location and wait around for hippies like you to ask me about your obscure, possibly nonexistent faggot jam.

And while we're on the subject of helping people, does that thing happen to any of you where you go long periods of time where customers don't ask you anything, but the moment someone does finally ask you something, two or three other people beeline towards you and start asking you about shit in completely other parts of the store? They can't be that oblivious. They sometimes cut me off as I'm trying to help out another person argghh

>> No.12284422

>>12284296
Are you frustrated?

>> No.12284443

Not a single white male employee.

>> No.12284468

>>12279763
butcher walking around with a bloody smock

>> No.12284484

>>12281298
did grocery for 7 years. they get a food portion as well as a cash portion. i was always annoyed how much they can just pull out. like a damn atm

>> No.12284518

>>12279763

old people grazing on everything in the store being completely brazen about it because they're old. It's like watching a misbehaved child that will cry abuse.

>> No.12284722

>>12283616
>Haven't you walked around when you were bored?
My cunt boss would absolutely never let me do that, they had me on a leash there. And I don't help out other departments since what on earth am I going to do, I'm not trained in those areas. I just walk straight out the door the second it's my break and only walk to the back or other departments if I really need something. Of course I shopped there a few times (not often, every other store is cheaper) and knew most general stuff for a while, but my last year there they moved everything around every other month, with the reasoning for the last one being "the customers were confused", so I just gave up since I was looking for every excuse to leave anyway. I know other stores that don't mess with their layout anywhere near as much, so I feel like it was my particular store that was a bitch.

>> No.12284747

>>12281257
You're a literal fucking retard, self checkout is hassle free and easy to do and there's hardly ever lines, it's convenient to go grab a few items and get the fuck out of there.

>> No.12284920

>>12284747
https://youtu.be/-jXrGvu-MIk

(you)

>> No.12284978

pickup employee here.
bigass orders piss me off the most. we have one customer who supplies the local public high school with all of the snacks for their meetings/pto/whatever else. lady buys an insane amount of food(336 candy bars, a whole trucks worth of snack cakes, all of our bagels, etc). use pickup services for weekly groceries, not to supply hellspawns with more processed shit in school

also dont use coupons when doing pickup services. it complicates shit.

>> No.12285013

>>12283994
t. literal goy

>> No.12285032

>>12279763
Triggers as an employee?
Customers.

I fucking hate humanity, and wish for a plague daily.

>> No.12285042

>>12285032
E D G Y S E E T H I N G K I D

>> No.12285058

>>12284422
I just wish I had developed a salable skill, that's all.

>> No.12285061

>>12285042
Work retail, mate. It changes you.

>> No.12285064

>>12283080
>gay man
>attracted to a woman-less man in possession of a "cute child"
what? no, stop the presses

>> No.12285070

>the grocery store has self-checkout
>fuck yes I can get through these in like 30 seconds max
>oh wait, everyone ahead in line is a retard who can't follow simple on-screen instructions

>> No.12285075

>>12285061
You are just too damn ugly to serve customers so no one likes you.

>> No.12285079

>>12285064
Hint hint: it's not the grown man that gayfag finds attractive in that situation

>> No.12285097

>>12285079
Yeah, I think you raise a compelling point there. It is so great that the libs are helping them get their hands on children to "rear".

>> No.12286358

>>12282900
das Jahr ist 2019, nutz Karte oder raus gehen. Scheisse boomer.

>> No.12286432

>>12283080

You just jealous she got her vag impregnated with his chad seed, aren't you

>> No.12286461

>>12281521
Saying "no reciept" slows them down because it changes their rhythm. Now they have to throw the reciept away.

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>>12286461
There's this really nice Greek woman who works the deli and gives me discounts on the fresh seafood whenever I go there.
Thank you nice lady at Burwood Coles.
More on topic, I hate when fucking boomer women park their carts in front of a shelf and then just sit on their phone forever. Makes me want to rip their faces off.

>> No.12286729

>in queue with brother
>cashier on other side handling a muslim customer with 4 kids
>mum keeps handing the guy ONLY coins; no cash or card ,just coins.
>cashier sighs slightly forced to count them all
>says they're about 30 short or so
>mum keeps hagggling or trying to find more pennies
>can see cashier let out a sigh and eye roll before we leave
bet those fucking cunts drive luxury cars too, but pay with coins just to be an asshole.

>> No.12286753

>>12282673
nah, I also don't give a shit if your car has scratches and dings on it

>> No.12286766

>>12279763
Basically people that block entire isles, or their kids just getting in the way. Old people moving slow as fuck and blocking shit.

>> No.12286837

>>12282650
>make you deposit £1
patrician
> force on the brakes if you take a trolley past them.
literally 1984

>> No.12286869

>>12279763
I used to work as a nightfiller.
Amount of perishables we have to throwaway is astonishing.
Simply because customers are too fucking lazy to put them back to fridge/freezer and instead, just randomly place them anywhere BUT chilled place.
This makes them spoiled and we have no choice but, to throw everything out. I think the most I've thrown out in single night was around $500 worth of perishables. What a fucking waste.

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>cashier
>ring through parents and their young like 5yo daughter
>scan little thing of lime juice
>little girl asks "can I have that"
>hand it to her
>she opens it up and starts drinking it
>mfw

>> No.12287491

>>12287108
Based little girl

>> No.12287511

>>12280079
Found the cashier

>> No.12287529

>>12279763
>People who INSIST everything need to be in 1 bag that they brought that is barely the size of a plastic bag because they want to be "environmentally conscious"
Your shit doesnt help effect the planet less. For every plastic bag you don't take, theres some fat lardo taking 20 more.

>> No.12288173

>>12287529
every Walmart they use only plastic bags.

>> No.12288212

>wow all those fampak chuck roasts look great sport. Go ahead and grind them all now and seperate them into 5/8 pound packages.

>> No.12288234

>>12287529
also plastic bags are way easier to bag with than anything else

>> No.12288250

>>12280139
loud, rude, aggressive, poorly behaved children, always always always food stamps, playing aggressive rap loudly as they walk through the store, steal, start fights with other customers and employees, threaten staff, probably other things too

definitely black people
literally made me racist working grocery in a city

>> No.12288268

Worker (produce)
>Customers shopping off of the cart that I'm trying to restock shelves with. Have to stand there acting like they're not being a pain in the ass while they feel up every apple in the box.
>People acting personally insulted if they find one moldy berry in a carton.
Customer
>Autistic single men power walking through isles.
>People who can't read body language and step aside without being explicitly asked to.
>People who are traversing the store the opposite direction that it's intended to be.
>People trying to buy alcohol at the self serve things, when there's no cashier available to waive the ID check.
>Tourists that don't know the layout of the store.

Contrary to what some other people have said, I always like when customers ask me where something is in a different department, I usually use it as an excuse to wander off and fuck around for a bit.

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>>12283732
If you can't find it you don't deserve it, you single digit iq fuckhead.

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>>12279763
When people talk to me as I'm stocking shelves.
99% of humans will ignore my existence to the point where they'll walk into me, but there's some sort of telepathically sentient blobs in the single percentage that, for some godforsaken reason, has such little joy in their life that they'll try to strike up a conversation with the minimum-wage slave just trying to fill a fucking aisle of goddamn beans.

>> No.12289511

>>12280520
tits or GTFO

>> No.12289518

>>12282235
There's a big difference between niggers and humans. Humans can be any skin tone. Niggers can also be any skin tone. Its a mentality, its just that the darker the skin, the higher chance of niggering.

>> No.12289533

>>12285075
Have sex.

>> No.12289567

>>12279763
all shoppers need to either 1) keep moving or 2) get out of the way. take your pick.

>> No.12289910

>>12289567
How about no? I'd rather block an aisle so you cant get by. I'm not gonna just move out of the way for you porky. Taking no picks.

>> No.12289947

>>12279763
Dogs that clearly aren't service animals in the store. I saw one piss on some chips once and have seen multiple shitbulls dragging their owners around while wearing one of those stupid fake vests.

>> No.12290052

>>12282712
I work at a grocery store. Kids are strange. You can usually hear them screaming and echoing throughout the store. You'd think that'd be annoying day after day but it actually gets easy to tune out. Like the intercom music.
Kids also stare at me. I doubt I'm the only one this happens to, but I never hear anyone else complain about it or mention it. Every so often while I'm scanning through an order, I like to glance up at my customer's face. I'll skim through a family's faces and the kid is always looking dead at me. Wide eyed and blank-faced. Like something you'd read in a creepypasta about a videogame. It'll trip me up sometimes. It's startling sometimes.

>> No.12290086

>>12289533
>t. greatest comeback of the century

>> No.12290092

>>12290052
Maybe your just ugly?

>> No.12290107

>>12290092
>your
YOUR SURE R RETARD

>> No.12290115

>>12280079
Zoomer wagie who lives on credit cards detected.
No cash of your own to spend?

>> No.12290124

>>12290107
Delete this. I'm retarded as well as being ugly.

>> No.12290129

>>12290115
Who the fuck carries cash anymore

>> No.12290148

>>12289947
I can’t stand this shit and I live in an area where a lot of people do it. If you know anything about legitimate guide/assistance animals you’ll know it take yeatrs and thousands of dollars of investment in training and only a small fraction of dogs even make the cut. These days getting your dog certified as a therapy animal is a complete joke, like getting a medical marijuana card. You just go to some quack and pay him a few bucks. Also it’s illegal for a business to ask for the credentials anyway so it literally doesn’t matter.

>> No.12290149

>>12281471
Wow, what a BIG hero you are........

>> No.12290152

>>12279763
>customer
when you're walking around and find the random shit people have just left in isles they don't belong in because they decided they didn't want to buy it anymore. Just take the fucking 3 minutes to put it back you lazy fat fucks.

>> No.12290158

As a customer. Nothing. If I'm off, it's not my problem, and I generally try not to let things bother me. It's not worth it.

As an employee, not much. Scammers, I guess. Fakes are cool to encounter, but scammers are just annoying because they're pretty much hoping you are either braindead, or apathetic which encompasses 97% of retail workers. I am not either of those. For instance, if they try to buy Gift Cards or Prepaid Debit Cards using store credit. They get annoying with that shit. At Publix, they have store gift cards, which can be bought and reloaded. And they have refund cards, which are practically identical internally, but have a message on the front detailing our mostly lax refund policy. These get handed out for any product returned without a receipt, and their only limits are "no alcohol purchases or gift card purchases"

Now, when a customer tries to purchase a gift card using either a Publix gift card or refund card, the POS can't tell the difference since the only difference is purely visual. The POS stops the sale, and tells the cashier to check his card and run it again. But what customers do is swipe a gift card (usually empty), cashier gets the prompt, checks the card, sees it's an otherwise okay gift card, then okay's it. Then the customer puts the card in their purse and starts using refund cards and plays dumb when I ask them to see EACH card. And when I look at the card numbers and tell them that this is not the same card they used... it's just fucking annoying because now they're starting to get defensive and catch an attitude and they're holding up my line. Now everyone is upset.

I guess fakes count as scammers too technically, but I think they're fun and cool to encounters. We've actually been having a lot of fakes run through my location recently. They're usually obvious, so I don't worry or stress them. I just think they're neat. I've only had one fake ID but it was some old lady so it doesn't count I guess.

>> No.12290163

>>12290149
yeah man then i rode my harley davidson motorcycle with flames shoroing out the exhaust home and fucked my trophy wife shit was cash

>> No.12290171

>>12290158
Why would somebody necessarily want to buy a gift card with a refund card? What’s the scam?

>> No.12290174

>>12290124
Delete yourself.

>> No.12290179

>>12282218
> 1/4" of an inch is just under an inch thick.

The state of millenial mathematics these days.
1/4" is about 6.35 mm thick.

>> No.12290186

>>12290171
in order to exchange store credit for potentially a prepaid visa card, which is just essentially money they could take and use anywhere.

>> No.12290199

>>12282747
Crikey!,
It's Mr Sophisticated.
My heart bleeds for you.

>> No.12290214

>>12290186
Oh. I would never have guessed that would be a frequent enough thing that you would have to look out for it but I’ve learned to never underestimate people.

>> No.12290452

Is there anything more cucked than self serve registers? I always steal one or two high price items every single time I go, the employees don't watch you at all or if they do they're trying to watch ten people at once. It's too easy. Only a single time has someone checked my items and saw I missed one thing and I just said "my bad" and scanned it, they didn't do anything else. It's just free shit.

>> No.12290460

>>12279763
>triggers
>multiple people in line for one order - main shopper, friend(s), spouse, other family members, etc - gtfo, you're just taking up space
>other shoppers who ask you about stuff you're buying - "is that good?" - "no it's shit, that's why i have 2 of them on the belt..."
>people who have to linger, putting shit back into their wallet after their transaction, after the cashier has already greeted me etc
>lazy baggers - "do you want this in a bag" - "yes, that's what i meant by 'please put everything in the bag' "
>impolite workers - just say 'thanks' or something if i say something to you. it's part of your job
>most of the other people who shop at Whole Foods, especially mothers with little kids, but also contractor guys with little kids
>people who eat the bulk food
>people who take all the samples
>shopping carts

>> No.12290468

this thread was comfy until that one autist came who complained about having to do his job (know where stuff is in the store)

>> No.12290477

>>12290468
what's up with that?
i feel like about 95% of the time when i ask for the location of something, the worker will just lead me to the product.
the rest of the time they're usually like 'it's right there' (in front of my face)
maybe some people just have a shitty way of asking for stuff too? i mean besides the insolent lazy worker who just wants to be difficult??

>> No.12290748

6 normal registers open plus one ‘15 items or less’ and they’re stacked six deep- there’s always some fucking boomer cunt housewife in the 15 items lane with a full cart.

>> No.12290766

>>12290452
Yeah, you. Stealing 5 dollar bags of chips like a crackhead nigger, that's just straight up sad.

>> No.12290801

>>12282089
>there
It’s ‘their’, which college did you go to? Clown or barber.

>> No.12290821

>>12279763
Current management
customers putting produce in the freezers
baggers/courtesy clerks putting scan out's back on the shelf
Deli/bakery waiting for the last possible moment to get their shit out of my freezer

>> No.12290855

>>12283957
actually wiping doesnt do much but spread it around. 100k's of people just walking around with poop particles on their ass. i use a bidet and my underwear lasts way longer. girls enjoy the hygeine too.

>> No.12290936

I love stealing shit from self checkouts.

I usually bring two reusable bags with me and put cheap items in one and expansive in another. I only scan the cheap items and even then use a combination of different codes, messing with the scales, and just not scanning certain items.

In 8 months at grocery store I've been doing this at... no one has said/done shit.

>> No.12290947

>>12290936
>I love being a nigger

>> No.12290956

>>12290801
I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton in that manner.

>> No.12290965

>>12290947
> I love being a wage slave

You are literally a 21st century nigger.

>> No.12290969

>>12290965
>not stealing means you're a wagesalve
???

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>>12279818
>payed

>> No.12290981

>>12290936
If you go during busy times it's even easier. I grab two or three of the same item at the same time and just scan one. Or I'll put a small cheap item in front of the barcode of a larger expensive item and scan the cheap one. Sometimes I time a fake swipe exactly at the same time as the person next to me. It's free shit

>> No.12290996

>>12290969

Pretty much... either that or a cuck to massive grocery chains.

Also your moralism is so retarded.

>> No.12290999

>>12280536
>old people who do their weeks shopping during afternoon rush hour, and use self checkouts, and need help with every step, and drive their vehicles around the parking lot like they’re aircraft carriers avoiding mines

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12291033

Parked up close in the parking lot. Plenty of empty spaces 6+ cars down. I come out with a cart and as soon as I go towards my isle, a car stops. Basically blocking 3+ people behind it.
I get to my car and it begins to creep up towards my car. Now I may have issues backing out. Fuck this.
I put it all in my trunk. Put my cart away. Go back inside the store and watch to make sure they dont fuck with my car. Basically they did the same thing next row over but I came back out and left, another guy got the spot.

>> No.12291052
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>>12288268
>Autistic single men power walking through isles.
>People who can't read body language and step aside without being explicitly asked to.
>People who are traversing the store the opposite direction that it's intended to be.
>People trying to buy alcohol at the self serve things, when there's no cashier available to waive the ID check.

Pretty sure it’s you that has autism.

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-when customers don't unpack their basket on the belt when they've had plenty of time waiting in line to do so.
-when customers yell and wave their arms to get your attention from half the store away or from behind you to ask where something is.
-when customers put different types of fruit/veg in the same plastic bag.
-when customers don't even make an attempt to acknowledge you when you greet them to start serving (fucking chinese tourists).

>> No.12291076

>>12290996
>theft is okay because it's a big corporation

>> No.12291087

>>12291076
>I like spending more money because I am good person

Ok. Good luck in life.

>> No.12291104

>>12291065
>when customers put different types of fruit/veg in the same plastic bag.
lol people do this?
btw, are you familiar with the concept of >greentext that we use here on 4chan?

>> No.12291363

>>12279818
>12279769
>>12282602
>so
That's how you store freshly baked bread you dumbass.

>> No.12291434

>>12291076
theft is okay because companies fuck you every day and you dont realize it. money is imaginary and only serves to retard evolution by forcing people to count and chase an arbitrary value assigned to everything. when they started selling water in bottles at a higher price than sugary water in bottles is when i realized money is absolutely horseshit.

>> No.12291438

>>12280500
>t. my wife's son

>> No.12291447

>>12281471
flipping off the child is pretty fucking cringe honestly. you should've told the wetback to fuck off. I bet any of us fat retards could outrun 70% of the moms at the grocery store

>> No.12291452

>>12283122
you're fuckin insane.

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>>12291438
>t.

>> No.12291542

>>12290115
richer than you, Tyrone

>> No.12291992

>>12291065
>-when customers don't even make an attempt to acknowledge you when you greet them to start serving (fucking chinese tourists).
never worked as a cashier but it looks like a soul crushing job. saying "hi" back with a smile is the least one could do to ease your pain. fuck chinks man.

>> No.12293008

>>12281250
last one in the bus, first one out and into the plane. you just outed yourself as an untravelled swine.