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12289523 No.12289523 [Reply] [Original]

>cut habanero
>pick my nose
every time. I'm such a retard

>> No.12289529
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12289529

>>12289523
>cut ghost pepper
>touch the head of my dick

>> No.12289539

>cutting habaneros instead of buying pre-cut
Kek enjoy wasting your time faggots

>> No.12289545

>>12289539
based

>> No.12289546

>>12289523
don't worry anon I was drunk as fuck and cut up a habanero, mixed it into my meal and went down to eat without washing my hands. At some point I rubbed my eyes, had to just sit there eating with my eyes closes for like 20 minutes. at bdubs I got the blazing sauce on my dick going piss and I'm uncut

>> No.12289555

>cut habenero in half
>use it as a little hat for my dick
every goddamn time I'm such a retard

>> No.12289561

>cut peppers
>touch girlfriends daughters lips with my fingers
>masturbate

>> No.12289584

>>12289523
kill yourself gaynigger

>> No.12289596

>>12289546
Holy shit same thing happened to me and I was also at bdubs

>> No.12289684

>>12289596
class action lawsuit they should have warned us

>> No.12289963
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12289963

Wear gloves

>> No.12289975

>>12289539
Not OP but some people grow their own. Where I live, stores only started growing habaneros recently, and they're only whole. Also, if you grow your own, you can make them grow hotter by giving the plants less water

>> No.12291297

>>12289523
at least you didnt fall for the Kleenex Jew

>> No.12291304

>>12289963
why doesn't he glove the other hand too, defeating the whole point to the glove?