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Kuali Edition

>> No.12295244
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>> No.12295303

>>12295255
Why is it im Chinese?

>> No.12295304

>>12295290
>>12295241
How do they get out

>> No.12295335
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>> No.12295393
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>> No.12295430
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>> No.12295449

>>12295430
excellent

>> No.12295707

>>12295400
>>12295430
These are nice.

>> No.12295726

>>12295400
That would look a lot better with some colour correction.

>> No.12295737

>>12295393
Not even wearing safety goggles.

>> No.12295805

>>12295393
lol baldy

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>> No.12296020

>>12295255
>put fuck ton of soy sauce
>another whole teaspoon of salt
what the fuck

>> No.12296025

>>12295241
The fuck is he trying to fry that's popping that much?!

>> No.12296032

>>12295241
What the fuck is he cooking, live grenades?

>> No.12296035
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12296035

I found a new webm. Have a look!

>> No.12296053

>>12295400
>having a deep fryer on a boat
Is it really that important?

>> No.12296071

>>12296020
I don't see the problem

>> No.12296086
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12296086

post the animal cruelty ones. they're my fav

the ones with animals being eaten or prepared alive

>> No.12296091

>>12295430
The future of war is looking cheesy and delicious.

>> No.12296103

>>12296035
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.12296137

>>12296032
I don't think he's cooking anything since there's no flame on that stove.

>> No.12296238

>>12295430
thats a million dollar idea

>> No.12296325

>>12295335
I like the Hairy Bikers, but what the fuck is that?

>> No.12296330

>>12296325
Summer pudding, you pretty much just smush old white bread and fruits into a bowl and leave it overnight.

>> No.12296360

>>12295430
>feed pizza to frontline
>frontline gets lethargic and tired
>frontline dies
>the enemies laugh as they eat their pizza in victory

>> No.12296386

>>12296086
fuck off, gook

>> No.12296429

>>12296053
it's an american boat after all

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>> No.12296440

>>12295393
genuinely thought it was a box full of live bees

>> No.12296456

>>12296103
he uses the eggsit, lol

>> No.12296461

>>12296330
that is daddy tier recipe.

>> No.12296474

>>12295393
raw honey is so amazing. fuck the crap that they sell at the super market.

>> No.12296520

>>12296020
>he doesn't sprinkle salt on his hard/soft boiled eggs

Try it before you whine please

>> No.12296536

>>12296474
My dad keeps bees and home"made" honey is truly the best. It's a great Christmas gift for extended family.

>> No.12296548

>>12296536
sounds comfy, how difficult is beekeeping?

>> No.12296571

>>12296548
I haven't researched and gotten into it like he has and he has barely scratched the surface, really. Turns out bees are very complicated and finicky little dudes. Also, it's very intimidating when, even wearing the bee suit, you open up the hive and piss off about 50k bees. Dad's hardly been stung at all but they will follow him back to the house dive bombing his helmet. But if you don't fuck when them (like opening up the hive) then they're chill. I use a loud riding tractor to cut the field the hive is in and I can roll right past them in their flight lane and they just cruise on by. It's kinda cool standing right in their flightpath in and out of the hive and watching like 50 bees per second whizz by your head.

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>>12296456

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>>12295400
>>12295726
Here's an attempt fucking around with ffmpeg.

>> No.12296678

>>12295393
I hate this fucker

>> No.12296724

>>12296656
the part where the butter is being spread on the corn followed by the milk getting poured feels extremely good.

>> No.12296732

>>12296656
comfy

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>>12296433
the file name

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>>12295335

>> No.12297013

>>12296656
good edit anon

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>> No.12297037

>>12296035
>he doesn't show the egg virgin

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>> No.12298143

>>12296053
you're stuck in a metal tube with a bunch of sweaty dudes sharing the same bed months on end
it's the little things that stop you from going insane

>> No.12298156

>>12295994
well that was a abrupt ending

>> No.12298181

>>12297033
Those are japs and they take their mid-afternoon half-rotten produce sales very seriously.

>> No.12298275

>>12298143
insane? i will be sucking dick non stop

>> No.12298295

>>12296978
is like comedy, there is a buildup, an expectation and then a twist

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>>12296433
>filename

>> No.12298334

>>12298275
yes, that would make you insane

>> No.12298344

>>12298334
no, that will be paradise

>> No.12298408

>>12295400

That looks like way better food than I would expect to get on a submarine.

>> No.12298507

>>12295255
Fuck this dude sucks at peeling eggs.

>>12296020
Depends on how much gets absorbed, but you're right, I doubt that spoonful made fuck all of a difference. I bet it's 2000mg of sodium per egg if it's just coating the outside.

>> No.12298679

>>12295393
>yet another plain looking faggot that does self facing camera vlogs
ok

>> No.12298695

>>12295393
Cant watch because am on mobile. Can you tell what the video is about? And is that the borger man?

>> No.12298697

>>12298295
It really is. It's perfect. It's like that gif trying to put food in his mouth and he keeps missing.

>> No.12298856

>>12297019
That's what I'd do desu, squirrels are kimoi.

>> No.12298923

>>12295255
>asian salmonella
>voila
lmao

>> No.12298955

>>12295430
this unironically made me feel good. based Slavic subhumans

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>> No.12299226

>>12298344
Fucking retard, your mind would be broken from the pleasure.

>> No.12299249

>>12296086
based Koreans

>> No.12299498

>>12298695
>iphone poster
whats it like being a 14 year old girl?

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>> No.12299568

>>12296433
QT3.14

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>> No.12299629

>>12295290
Happy Valentines day,honey.
Now eat all the eggs.

>> No.12299634

>>12299571
Is this cooking with Jack?

>> No.12299646

>>12299634
It might as well be.

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>>12299634
Scrumdiddlyumptious

>> No.12299686

>>12299653
Disgusting

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>>12299686

>> No.12299709

>>12299634

jack could not do this both skill wise and physically with his dead fish arm

>> No.12299715

>>12296461
>>12296330
sounds like a lazy version of bread pudding, might as well make that

>> No.12299729

>>12295430
Babushkas did the same thing in WWII to Red Army units in their yards, except they'd bring big vats of boiling fat

>> No.12299762

>>12299571
How are those already fried onions not just completely burnt to a crisp by the time the thing is cooked through?

>> No.12299793

>>12298507
>>12296020
it's definitely just a thin, thin outer coating. these are the kind of eggs you get if you order ramen, makes sense now. always wondered why they tasted like that, though the sweetness stands out more than anything else.

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>>12299691

>> No.12299809
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>> No.12299837

>>12299653
That's not how we make potato salad in germany.

>> No.12299863

>>12299809
Finally one of these things that doesn’t look stupid

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>>12299863

>> No.12299919

>>12295255
Looks good

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>>12296086
Fuck off

>> No.12299931

>>12299180
Hehehehehehe lizard is all I see

>> No.12299944

>>12299809
>dinner for one
How fat?

>> No.12299955

>>12298923
in Japan they have more active salmonella treatment for the chickens, mostly since it's normal to eat raw eggs, and also somewhat undercooked chicken.
I personally eat raw eggs all the time when I'm there, almost on a daily basis. I scramble one up and pour it over a ricebowl mostly. If I'm using eggs in cooking too I like it if it's still at least somewhat runny. Half-boiled is good on almost anything, and udon or soba with a raw egg cracked in is nice. If I'm hungover or in a hurry sometimes I'll just drink an egg or two from a cup and eat a banana. I did that in America too though, since salmonella really isn't as easy to get as most think it is. It's a matter of getting used to it and getting over the idea, which isn't really that gross in the first place.

>> No.12299961

>>12299566
none of this ingredients are properly cooked

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>> No.12299974

>>12299571
what a stupid way of making a porpetonne

>> No.12299983

>>12299653
is this real or parody?

>> No.12299986
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>>12299837

>> No.12299989
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I wish we had some JOLLIBEE® webms

>> No.12299992

>>12299691
Bitch got a body tho

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>>12299696
imagine the taste of pure coal

>> No.12300006

>>12296360
Not everyone eats an entire pizza like you

>> No.12300007

>>12299691
This is how all women should be treated, all the time. Utter playthings. Objects.

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>> No.12300090

>>12300081
why

>> No.12300098
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Boneless With Stuffing, sounds Good.

>> No.12300107

>>12299634
Doesn't look like it. The oil is hotter than room temperature.

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>>12300098
Meant for
>>12300090

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>>12299989
Voila

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>>12300122
The Competition.

>> No.12300159
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>>12300084

>> No.12300164

>>12300122
I hate this Jollibee spam, but holy shit are their commercials amazing.

>> No.12300201

>>12299226
Got imagine signing up for the navy and just being the designated slut. Your only job is to suck dick and take it up the ass. They give you a really nice cabin which doubles as a pleasure palace. Guys line up every day and you just drain their balls one by one.

>> No.12300209

>>12299571
Fucking hate it when cooking vids do that creampie shot at the end like its meant to be appetising and not just remind you of a pussy thats been jizzed in.

>> No.12300215

>>12295244
>>12295249
My man, sambal ikan bilis is my jam.

>> No.12300221

>>12295400
>submarine
ahahahaaaaa no. More likely a carrier.
Subs aren't known for cavernous wasted interior space.

>> No.12300236

>>12295393
wow cool gagjet, i give this gagjet a 9/10 boom

>> No.12300262

>>12295400
why do things like this bring me back to a time where i wasn't even alive yet

>> No.12300264

>>12300236
i fukd yor dad in hes boom

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>>12296433

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>>12300221
>Pride Runs Deep: CNO SITREP 13 (1978)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFe307PHJlQ

>> No.12300305

>>12298923
it's cooked perfectly, how's there any salmonella?

>> No.12300317

>>12299983
it's a parody. you would have to be the trashiest white trash there is

>> No.12300341
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>> No.12300358

>>12300000
holy shit. based.
>>12300006
nice projection. maybe you didn't see how much pizza he was giving to those soldiers though... nice try, cutie.

>> No.12300360

>>12300051
Absolutely disgusting.

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>>12300079

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>>12300070

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>> No.12300425

>>12295400
And that was the best meal they ever had. All because it was on camera.

>> No.12300431

>>12296086
Based Koreans on roof tops during the LA riots. Defending their property.

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>>12299809
Needs beer and you have perfect dinner.

>> No.12300446
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>>12300420
Imagine sucking the meat and juice out of those claws.

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>>12299691
>ill never have a gf to wear latex and and pretend to be a robot for me

>> No.12300468

>>12298181
Untrue.

>> No.12300469

>>12300465
you'll never feel your uncle's fist in your dickhole either but here we are

>> No.12300482

>>12295393
>"Raw," "organic," "unpasteurized," shit being sold in Japan
>All signage is in English
White tourists are so fucking predictable.

>> No.12300486

>>12300209
t.porn addict

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>>12296456

>> No.12300537

>>12299809
A potato stuffed with bacon and cheese is considered vegetables in 'murrica.
No wonder you're all obese.

>> No.12300546

>>12300537
>a POTATO
>stuff with BACON
>and CHEESE

I mean... at least Americans aren't so retarded they think that bacon and cheese are vegetables.
No wonder you're all so ignorant and obsessed

>> No.12300550

>>12300546
your dick is missing the end of it because a jewish guy 5000 years ago said to do it

>> No.12300558

>>12300550
my dick is in fact intact. and thats not the reason why most americans are missing the tips of their dicks. we have a tiny percentage of jews. people arn't getting their dicks cut off to follow religion from a "goy 5000 years ago"
i love that you tried to move goalpost to dicks because you're so retarded you think americans consider bacon and cheese "vegetables". while also suggesting that a potato is not.

>> No.12300573

>>12299604
>Tortilla Wall.webm
cooking with Trump?

>> No.12300576

>>12300558
steven hawking is another US vegetable and he was missing the end of his dick

Check. M8. M8.

>> No.12300581

>>12300537
>pizza is vegetable in 'murrica

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>>12299909
>cooking cauliflower
god fucking damnit, i hate how it taste when its cooked but like when its raw

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>>12300576
Stephen Hawking was British.
Is this really considered "bait" now a days? Pathetic.

>> No.12300638

>>12300608
at least you responded and it passed some time. cheers

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>>12300638

>> No.12300661

>>12299926
>2019
>still using this weird doglike thing meme
It's nearly a new decade. Shape up fast. asshole.

>> No.12300662 [DELETED] 

>>12300661
>weird doglike thing meme
fucking zoomers man i swear to god

>> No.12300665

>>12300465
Just pay an escort.

>> No.12300670

>>12300665
There is absolutely no joy in people satisfying any of your urges for money. They have to be doing it out of love or desire. I don't know how prostitutes earn any money at all.

>> No.12300675

>>12300670
>people who cook your food have to be hungry or there's no pleasure in it

>> No.12300695

>>12300051
Not gonna lie, thought the first 15 seconds were leading into a pineapple fleshlight. Would've preferred that.

>> No.12300697

>>12300675
Peculiarly unintelligent, even for 4channel.

>> No.12300698

>>12300638
thanks for acting retarded on the internet so I could feel better about my life, correcting someone thinking they're pretending to be retarded.

>> No.12300717

>>12296656
Based edit, ty

>> No.12300725

>>12300140
I changed my mind, pinoys are subhuman

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>>12299715
But then you wouldn't be being lazy.

>> No.12300871

>>12296035
EeeEeeEEEEggG!
... howWWW?????

>> No.12300900

>>12300670
Based and romancepilled.
>>12300670
Wow, you completely missed the point.

>> No.12300909

>>12300675
whoops, I meant >>12300900 for (you), fag

>> No.12300914

>>12296330
>smush
Where are you from?

>> No.12300918

>>12300584
Ew, I'm the exact opposite.

>> No.12300920

>>12299809
>oliver oil
H-how do you extract that

>> No.12300925

>>12300855
I will never understand the appeal of bread pudding. Bread is crispy only on the top, rest is just mushy shit and it’s also 80% carbs.

>> No.12300978

>>12299961
You know videos like that are absolute zero effort, right?

>> No.12300998

>>12299653
>potato salad

what in the goddamn fuck is this abortion?

>> No.12301090

>>12300651
what is that supposed to be?

>> No.12301110

>>12295393
Why? Why would you stick your FINGERS in perfectly good honey?

>> No.12301114
File: 1.99 MB, 540x750, 1548806206943.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12301114

>>12296656
>That one guy who just eats the skin and breading off the chicken

American white men eat like children

>> No.12301141

>>12300051
This looks pretty retro.

>> No.12301142

>>12300122
This is the type of shit that is going to take over the world

>> No.12301147

>>12300113
That's honestly amazing presentation in terms of colour. Really could use more spices, though.

>> No.12301173

>>12300404
The amount of fat, dear lord

>> No.12301269

>>12300725
You make do with what you have.

>> No.12301497

>>12300651
gonna need sauce on this cow.

>> No.12301553

>>12300675
>Sex is non-reciprocal

>> No.12301567

>>12301114
You got a big Navy? What? No? Didn't think so.
Fuck off, you unimportant shitty country festered with cunts.
Nice gif though.

>> No.12301581

>>12295241
>Shirtless
>Literally no oil visibly jumping out
Cringe

>> No.12301584

>>12295290
Cute!

>> No.12301604

>>12295255
>marinating eggs in cola
do nipfats really do this

>> No.12301692

>>12296020
>>12296520
No I agree. Soy has a fuck ton of sodium so wtf is the difference.

>> No.12301697

>>12296456
I'm from Reddit and I find this utterly amusing! upvote for you!

>> No.12301700

>>12296053
Their in a submarine in the deep sea so it makes sence.

>> No.12301735

>>12299955
>>12300305
t. weeaboos soyboys

>> No.12301737

>>12300925
Ideally its something to do with old stale bread

>> No.12301835

>>12300925
You just described the appeal in your complaint.

>> No.12301904

>>12300341
Oh this is terrible at least kill the little fuckers beforehand come on

>>12295994
Blueballs: The Video

>> No.12301955

>>12299691
Hot as fuck

>> No.12301970
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Babybel Sweets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12301980

>>12299691
What is this fetish even called?

>> No.12302005

>>12298695
itoddler btfo

>> No.12302088

>>12301737
I bake my own bread and after 5-6 days I just toast it lightly and it’s perfect again.

>>12301835
So people just like soggy bread.
Might as well just eat water sandwich with sugar.

>> No.12302097

>>12302088
>he's never had a frosted squiggy

>> No.12302166

>>12300090
Gallotines are good af and can make for some pretty interesting presentations.

>> No.12302174

>>12301497
alura jenson

>> No.12302327

>>12300537
fried mozzarela is also a vegetable in muttrica

>> No.12302419

>>12301904
>>12298156
it was my first attempt at making one on this computer, i forgot what i used to use to convert them. obviously that wasnt it.

>> No.12302429

>>12300051
CHAOS IS STRONG

>> No.12302463

>>12299498
>>12302005
>he doesn't know about the iOS clover clone
ISHIGGY

>> No.12302495
File: 781 KB, 235x277, 1553407363634.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12302495

>>12296656

Quality edit anon.

>> No.12302813

>>12298408
In the original video, the narration talks about how the meals are effectively the only thing they have to look forward to for months on end, so they go to a lot of effort to make them actually good.

>> No.12302921

>>12300113
This is basically playing with your food I mean come on seriously? The ingredients don't even compliment each other.

>> No.12302935

>>12299653
Send this right back to hell this instant

>> No.12302981

>>12299696
oh my fucking god why

>> No.12302993

>>12296433
redpilled filename

>> No.12303154

>>12295430
this is wholesome

>> No.12303220

>>12299653
if it wasnt for the silly cake presentation and the fucking wieners this would be a decent side dish, for like, wiener schnitzel or something
but holy fuck

>> No.12303254

>>12299909
meme but not that bad

>> No.12303256

>>12299566
>pickles
wtf

>> No.12303273

>>12300665
this but unironically

>> No.12303297
File: 368 KB, 1024x682, melina_mason_julesjordan_com-6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12303297

>>12300670
who do you think feels more desire towards you and gives you more pleasure and affection?

some chick who gives you a half-assed blowjob in a pubs bathroom for two pints

or a professional with years of experience in making their clients feel special

seriously, use your mind for a fucking second
having a gf is good and all, but if you feel like shit, hiring an escort is a *very* wise decision

>> No.12303308

>>12298181
It's weird that you would be racist about the wrong group. These are Chinese.

>> No.12303661

>>12303308
I watched the first segment of the webm and those are japs.
Insectmen in general scurry about like this and they're disgusting.

>> No.12303746

>>12300051
Pineapple pizza is just the precursor to shit like this.

>> No.12303766

>>12299571
I don't usually have an issue with people eating meat but that's just disrespectful.

>> No.12304072

>>12303766
looks delicious

>> No.12304082

>>12303297
I don't think either of those options are worthwhile scenarios to participate in.

>> No.12304542

>>12300651
oh fuck im in love

mommy

>> No.12304626
File: 2.96 MB, 1162x720, Family Fun.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12304649
File: 2.29 MB, 708x710, Baesed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12304654
File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, Beans On Toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12304683
File: 2.96 MB, 702x688, Bacon Avocado Bomb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>>12300209

>> No.12304708
File: 2.35 MB, 1920x1080, 5432.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12304766

>>12300469
little do you know

>> No.12305008
File: 2.84 MB, 720x480, Arnold’s Schnapps Protein Shake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12305008

>> No.12305018
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Chicken Lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12305023
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Spaghetti In A Meatball.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12305038

>>12305023
>sausage hands
Everytime

>> No.12305046
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Cauliflower Bake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12305046

>> No.12305057

>>12305008
>Protein powder
>Alcohol
Alcohol literally inhibits your body's ability to use protein

>> No.12305086
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Burrito Lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12305086

>> No.12305095

>>12300914
Somalia

>> No.12305097
File: 2.86 MB, 720x360, Potatoe Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12305097

>> No.12305132

>>12299566
>>12303256
its clearly a cheeseburger, this poster is just a mongoloid retard

>> No.12305144
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Sonny Gets Hustled, So Egg Review.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12305144

>> No.12305151
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Swahili Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12305151

>> No.12305181

>>12300201
Shit.. Im getting turned on

>> No.12305184

>>12300262
Because they are historical records of a time when you weren't alive yet, I guess.

>> No.12305198

>>12296035
How?

>> No.12305222

>>12299729
Classy, they held fondue parties

>> No.12305263

>>12304708
Does that thing look like Alkaizer or am I just autistic?

>> No.12305286

>>12305151
looks really good but why the fuck is it called a pizza

>> No.12305297

>>12301970
Those look a lot better than the savory version.

>> No.12305359

>>12301269
O yea i get that, its falls to the people in power over the years for allowing this to happen. And in that sense, they are subhuman

>> No.12305450

>>12296656
Huh, That's really well done. Care to share your technique? I pretty much don't know anything about color editing, but I'm fascinated with the result.

>> No.12305466

>>12299571
I hereby shun this.

>> No.12305469

>>12296433
You are what you eat

>> No.12305502

>>12299634
>no ring

definately not jack

>> No.12305506

>>12298955
kek

>> No.12305738

>>12300071
You're a faggot for not editing out the girl

>> No.12306028
File: 8 KB, 349x370, curves.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306028

>>12305450
Sure, it was just using the curves tool in photoshop really, then a bunch of trial and error with ffmpeg. I bet this sort of thing is piss easy with proper video editing software. ffmpeg can use a curves preset as a filter, so I opened a few screenshots and messed with the tool until white things like the milk and plates looked balanced (mostly just needed a bit more red and blue, pic related), then saved the preset as an acv file. Then the command is:
>ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -vf "curves=psfile=curves.acv" -c:a copy -pix_fmt yuv420p output.mp4
(-pix_fmt because ffmpeg converts the video to rgb to run the filter)

This video needed a couple different curves for different scenes, which you can do by using "enable" and listing the start and end times, eg:
>-vf "curves=psfile=curves1.acv:enable='between(t,0,10)',curves=psfile=curves2.acv:enable='between(t,10,20)'"
I ended up exporting the individual frames to figure out the exact timestamps for that, but there's probably a smarter method.

>> No.12306407

>>12298102
Impressive

>> No.12306422

>>12299653
>german STYLE potato salad

ah okay, so basically not german

>> No.12306441

>>12304708
Hahaha what a fucking retard

>> No.12306481

>>12299809

>Puts garlic and rosemary awkwardly around the steak instead of directly beneath it after the initial sear.

Never gonna make it.

>> No.12306497

>>12300051

>Puts the chicken in the pineapple

Gross

>Puts bacon around the pineapple

What the fuck and gross

>Skewers the inedible fucking top and bottom of the pineapple back onto the unholy abomination

No.

>> No.12306512
File: 2.89 MB, 854x480, Lobster Bisque.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12306516
File: 2.86 MB, 600x600, Bacon Beer Cheese Bread Boat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306516

>> No.12306526
File: 2.93 MB, 1080x1080, Oatmeal Cream Pies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12306532
File: 2.92 MB, 670x670, Guinness Beef Stew with Herb Cheddar Dumplings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306532

>> No.12306533
File: 2.85 MB, 460x460, Chicken Pot Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12306538
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, chicken stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12306547
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, how to get a coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12306549
File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, how to open a coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12306553
File: 2.87 MB, 640x480, Pav Bhaji.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306553

>> No.12306557
File: 2.81 MB, 518x518, Chicken Cordon Bleu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306557

>> No.12306560
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, lemon brown rice with garlic and thyme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12306564
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Japancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306564

>> No.12306580
File: 2.88 MB, 710x400, Martha's mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306580

>> No.12306583

>>12306553
God that sounds so good

>> No.12306588
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Cheesemaker's mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306588

>> No.12306589

>>12306580
>>12306588
Now that the kids have ordered, what do you want?

>> No.12306596
File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306596

>>12306589

>> No.12306599
File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, Lea & Perrins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306599

>> No.12306602

>>12306512
Do want

>> No.12306607
File: 1.86 MB, 540x302, guide to pasta shapes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306607

>> No.12306611
File: 2.92 MB, 426x426, weird desserts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12306613
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, that'll be $120 plus tip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12306617
File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, light snack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12306625
File: 2.93 MB, 400x400, puff pastry shapes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306625

>> No.12306634
File: 2.66 MB, 256x256, Vaginal Thanksgiving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306634

>> No.12306637
File: 1.79 MB, 690x388, folded 30,000 times.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306637

>> No.12306640

>egg guy hurr durr
>jack fucks up a corndog
>jack slices into undercooked chicken
>jack uses watermelon unitasker the wrong way
>jack flicks away pork fat
>jack slices a pie he's cooked and it's all watery
>that one fucking very high production value commercial of food
>^ but with shots of jack interspersed
>bbq video, you know the one
>girl swallowing a stick of butter
>italian sandwich, one with mushed up french fries, one without
>mexican cuisine webm in multiple parts
>grilled cheese scene from chef
>eel being cooked alive
>epic webm making a hot pocket from scratch, the one that loops and goes :) a bunch of times
>casserole with a bunch of tortilla chips
>italian pasta sauce recipe by mary(?), shot of her rinsing the onion
>how to open a coconut
>glaze being poured over strange desserts
>a gorillion top-down tasty-style recipe webms
what did I miss

>> No.12306641
File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Homemade Oreos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306641

>> No.12306645
File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, BBQ rib sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306645

That's all I've got.

>> No.12306651

>>12299955
Protip. Eggs in the US undergo more or less the same treatment and inspection. The chance of getting salmonella from an egg in the US is literally 1 in a million. Even then, salmonella will only kill you if you're a child or have a compromised immune system.

>> No.12306658

>>12300665
>breaking the law
I bet you do the margawana too, you degenerate.

>> No.12306853

>>12303661
¥ is only used domestically in china retard, in japan they'd use 円

>> No.12306873

>>12306651
Yes yes that's right goy, US food industry inspection very good. Now you better eat all those raw eggs so you can spend thousands of dollars on treatment when you get sick, us Americans have the greatest freeest healthcare system after all.

>> No.12306917
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Buey Black Angus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12306931
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Unique Sour And Frankincense.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306931

>> No.12306937
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Roasted Pork Head Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12306937

>> No.12306992

>>12306549
>>12306547
I love this dude

>> No.12307178

>>12295400
this is so comfy. Imagine explaining to people in the 1800s or earlier that we have an underwater boat with enough delicious food on it to feed its entire crew for months while they have to hunt/farm/scavenge to survive every day

>> No.12307314
File: 1.42 MB, 1400x787, 1552771360178.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12307314

>>12299809
Dumps parsley all over the plate.
>it's garnish!
>I'm like a professional! XD

>> No.12307530

>>12305086
Isn't that basically non-fried enchiladas rellenas?

>> No.12307768

>>12296433
isnt she able to eat with her mouth closed? its disgusting, like she is trying to be gross, no manners at all

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