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Kuali Edition

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>> No.12295303

Why is it im Chinese?

>> No.12295304

How do they get out

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>> No.12295707

These are nice.

>> No.12295726

That would look a lot better with some colour correction.

>> No.12295737

Not even wearing safety goggles.

>> No.12295805

lol baldy

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>> No.12296020

>put fuck ton of soy sauce
>another whole teaspoon of salt
what the fuck

>> No.12296025

The fuck is he trying to fry that's popping that much?!

>> No.12296032

What the fuck is he cooking, live grenades?

>> No.12296035
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I found a new webm. Have a look!

>> No.12296053

>having a deep fryer on a boat
Is it really that important?

>> No.12296071

I don't see the problem

>> No.12296086
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post the animal cruelty ones. they're my fav

the ones with animals being eaten or prepared alive

>> No.12296091

The future of war is looking cheesy and delicious.

>> No.12296103

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.12296137

I don't think he's cooking anything since there's no flame on that stove.

>> No.12296238

thats a million dollar idea

>> No.12296325

I like the Hairy Bikers, but what the fuck is that?

>> No.12296330

Summer pudding, you pretty much just smush old white bread and fruits into a bowl and leave it overnight.

>> No.12296360

>feed pizza to frontline
>frontline gets lethargic and tired
>frontline dies
>the enemies laugh as they eat their pizza in victory

>> No.12296386

fuck off, gook

>> No.12296429

it's an american boat after all

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>> No.12296440

genuinely thought it was a box full of live bees

>> No.12296456

he uses the eggsit, lol

>> No.12296461

that is daddy tier recipe.

>> No.12296474

raw honey is so amazing. fuck the crap that they sell at the super market.

>> No.12296520

>he doesn't sprinkle salt on his hard/soft boiled eggs

Try it before you whine please

>> No.12296536

My dad keeps bees and home"made" honey is truly the best. It's a great Christmas gift for extended family.

>> No.12296548

sounds comfy, how difficult is beekeeping?

>> No.12296571

I haven't researched and gotten into it like he has and he has barely scratched the surface, really. Turns out bees are very complicated and finicky little dudes. Also, it's very intimidating when, even wearing the bee suit, you open up the hive and piss off about 50k bees. Dad's hardly been stung at all but they will follow him back to the house dive bombing his helmet. But if you don't fuck when them (like opening up the hive) then they're chill. I use a loud riding tractor to cut the field the hive is in and I can roll right past them in their flight lane and they just cruise on by. It's kinda cool standing right in their flightpath in and out of the hive and watching like 50 bees per second whizz by your head.

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Here's an attempt fucking around with ffmpeg.

>> No.12296678

I hate this fucker

>> No.12296724

the part where the butter is being spread on the corn followed by the milk getting poured feels extremely good.

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the file name

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>> No.12297013

good edit anon

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>> No.12297037

>he doesn't show the egg virgin

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>> No.12298143

you're stuck in a metal tube with a bunch of sweaty dudes sharing the same bed months on end
it's the little things that stop you from going insane

>> No.12298156

well that was a abrupt ending

>> No.12298181

Those are japs and they take their mid-afternoon half-rotten produce sales very seriously.

>> No.12298275

insane? i will be sucking dick non stop

>> No.12298295

is like comedy, there is a buildup, an expectation and then a twist

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>> No.12298334

yes, that would make you insane

>> No.12298344

no, that will be paradise

>> No.12298408


That looks like way better food than I would expect to get on a submarine.

>> No.12298507

Fuck this dude sucks at peeling eggs.

Depends on how much gets absorbed, but you're right, I doubt that spoonful made fuck all of a difference. I bet it's 2000mg of sodium per egg if it's just coating the outside.

>> No.12298679

>yet another plain looking faggot that does self facing camera vlogs

>> No.12298695

Cant watch because am on mobile. Can you tell what the video is about? And is that the borger man?

>> No.12298697

It really is. It's perfect. It's like that gif trying to put food in his mouth and he keeps missing.

>> No.12298856

That's what I'd do desu, squirrels are kimoi.

>> No.12298923

>asian salmonella

>> No.12298955

this unironically made me feel good. based Slavic subhumans

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>> No.12299226

Fucking retard, your mind would be broken from the pleasure.

>> No.12299249

based Koreans

>> No.12299498

>iphone poster
whats it like being a 14 year old girl?

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>> No.12299629

Happy Valentines day,honey.
Now eat all the eggs.

>> No.12299634

Is this cooking with Jack?

>> No.12299646

It might as well be.

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jack could not do this both skill wise and physically with his dead fish arm

>> No.12299715

sounds like a lazy version of bread pudding, might as well make that

>> No.12299729

Babushkas did the same thing in WWII to Red Army units in their yards, except they'd bring big vats of boiling fat

>> No.12299762

How are those already fried onions not just completely burnt to a crisp by the time the thing is cooked through?

>> No.12299793

it's definitely just a thin, thin outer coating. these are the kind of eggs you get if you order ramen, makes sense now. always wondered why they tasted like that, though the sweetness stands out more than anything else.

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>> No.12299837

That's not how we make potato salad in germany.

>> No.12299863

Finally one of these things that doesn’t look stupid

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>> No.12299919

Looks good

>> No.12299926
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Fuck off

>> No.12299931

Hehehehehehe lizard is all I see

>> No.12299944

>dinner for one
How fat?

>> No.12299955

in Japan they have more active salmonella treatment for the chickens, mostly since it's normal to eat raw eggs, and also somewhat undercooked chicken.
I personally eat raw eggs all the time when I'm there, almost on a daily basis. I scramble one up and pour it over a ricebowl mostly. If I'm using eggs in cooking too I like it if it's still at least somewhat runny. Half-boiled is good on almost anything, and udon or soba with a raw egg cracked in is nice. If I'm hungover or in a hurry sometimes I'll just drink an egg or two from a cup and eat a banana. I did that in America too though, since salmonella really isn't as easy to get as most think it is. It's a matter of getting used to it and getting over the idea, which isn't really that gross in the first place.

>> No.12299961

none of this ingredients are properly cooked

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>> No.12299974

what a stupid way of making a porpetonne

>> No.12299983

is this real or parody?

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>> No.12299989
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I wish we had some JOLLIBEE® webms

>> No.12299992

Bitch got a body tho

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imagine the taste of pure coal

>> No.12300006

Not everyone eats an entire pizza like you

>> No.12300007

This is how all women should be treated, all the time. Utter playthings. Objects.

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>> No.12300098
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Boneless With Stuffing, sounds Good.

>> No.12300107

Doesn't look like it. The oil is hotter than room temperature.

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Meant for

>> No.12300122
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The Competition.

>> No.12300159
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>> No.12300164

I hate this Jollibee spam, but holy shit are their commercials amazing.

>> No.12300201

Got imagine signing up for the navy and just being the designated slut. Your only job is to suck dick and take it up the ass. They give you a really nice cabin which doubles as a pleasure palace. Guys line up every day and you just drain their balls one by one.

>> No.12300209

Fucking hate it when cooking vids do that creampie shot at the end like its meant to be appetising and not just remind you of a pussy thats been jizzed in.

>> No.12300215

My man, sambal ikan bilis is my jam.

>> No.12300221

ahahahaaaaa no. More likely a carrier.
Subs aren't known for cavernous wasted interior space.

>> No.12300236

wow cool gagjet, i give this gagjet a 9/10 boom

>> No.12300262

why do things like this bring me back to a time where i wasn't even alive yet

>> No.12300264

i fukd yor dad in hes boom

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>Pride Runs Deep: CNO SITREP 13 (1978)

>> No.12300305

it's cooked perfectly, how's there any salmonella?

>> No.12300317

it's a parody. you would have to be the trashiest white trash there is

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>> No.12300358

holy shit. based.
nice projection. maybe you didn't see how much pizza he was giving to those soldiers though... nice try, cutie.

>> No.12300360

Absolutely disgusting.

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>> No.12300425

And that was the best meal they ever had. All because it was on camera.

>> No.12300431

Based Koreans on roof tops during the LA riots. Defending their property.

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Needs beer and you have perfect dinner.

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Imagine sucking the meat and juice out of those claws.

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>ill never have a gf to wear latex and and pretend to be a robot for me

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>> No.12300469

you'll never feel your uncle's fist in your dickhole either but here we are

>> No.12300482

>"Raw," "organic," "unpasteurized," shit being sold in Japan
>All signage is in English
White tourists are so fucking predictable.

>> No.12300486

t.porn addict

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>> No.12300537

A potato stuffed with bacon and cheese is considered vegetables in 'murrica.
No wonder you're all obese.

>> No.12300546

>stuff with BACON

I mean... at least Americans aren't so retarded they think that bacon and cheese are vegetables.
No wonder you're all so ignorant and obsessed

>> No.12300550

your dick is missing the end of it because a jewish guy 5000 years ago said to do it

>> No.12300558

my dick is in fact intact. and thats not the reason why most americans are missing the tips of their dicks. we have a tiny percentage of jews. people arn't getting their dicks cut off to follow religion from a "goy 5000 years ago"
i love that you tried to move goalpost to dicks because you're so retarded you think americans consider bacon and cheese "vegetables". while also suggesting that a potato is not.

>> No.12300573

>Tortilla Wall.webm
cooking with Trump?

>> No.12300576

steven hawking is another US vegetable and he was missing the end of his dick

Check. M8. M8.

>> No.12300581

>pizza is vegetable in 'murrica

>> No.12300584
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>cooking cauliflower
god fucking damnit, i hate how it taste when its cooked but like when its raw

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Stephen Hawking was British.
Is this really considered "bait" now a days? Pathetic.

>> No.12300638

at least you responded and it passed some time. cheers

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>> No.12300661

>still using this weird doglike thing meme
It's nearly a new decade. Shape up fast. asshole.

>> No.12300662 [DELETED] 

>weird doglike thing meme
fucking zoomers man i swear to god

>> No.12300665

Just pay an escort.

>> No.12300670

There is absolutely no joy in people satisfying any of your urges for money. They have to be doing it out of love or desire. I don't know how prostitutes earn any money at all.

>> No.12300675

>people who cook your food have to be hungry or there's no pleasure in it

>> No.12300695

Not gonna lie, thought the first 15 seconds were leading into a pineapple fleshlight. Would've preferred that.

>> No.12300697

Peculiarly unintelligent, even for 4channel.

>> No.12300698

thanks for acting retarded on the internet so I could feel better about my life, correcting someone thinking they're pretending to be retarded.

>> No.12300717

Based edit, ty

>> No.12300725

I changed my mind, pinoys are subhuman

>> No.12300855
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But then you wouldn't be being lazy.

>> No.12300871

... howWWW?????

>> No.12300900

Based and romancepilled.
Wow, you completely missed the point.

>> No.12300909

whoops, I meant >>12300900 for (you), fag

>> No.12300914

Where are you from?

>> No.12300918

Ew, I'm the exact opposite.

>> No.12300920

>oliver oil
H-how do you extract that

>> No.12300925

I will never understand the appeal of bread pudding. Bread is crispy only on the top, rest is just mushy shit and it’s also 80% carbs.

>> No.12300978

You know videos like that are absolute zero effort, right?

>> No.12300998

>potato salad

what in the goddamn fuck is this abortion?

>> No.12301090

what is that supposed to be?

>> No.12301110

Why? Why would you stick your FINGERS in perfectly good honey?

>> No.12301114
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>That one guy who just eats the skin and breading off the chicken

American white men eat like children

>> No.12301141

This looks pretty retro.

>> No.12301142

This is the type of shit that is going to take over the world

>> No.12301147

That's honestly amazing presentation in terms of colour. Really could use more spices, though.

>> No.12301173

The amount of fat, dear lord

>> No.12301269

You make do with what you have.

>> No.12301497

gonna need sauce on this cow.

>> No.12301553

>Sex is non-reciprocal

>> No.12301567

You got a big Navy? What? No? Didn't think so.
Fuck off, you unimportant shitty country festered with cunts.
Nice gif though.

>> No.12301581

>Literally no oil visibly jumping out

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>> No.12301604

>marinating eggs in cola
do nipfats really do this

>> No.12301692

No I agree. Soy has a fuck ton of sodium so wtf is the difference.

>> No.12301697

I'm from Reddit and I find this utterly amusing! upvote for you!

>> No.12301700

Their in a submarine in the deep sea so it makes sence.

>> No.12301735

t. weeaboos soyboys

>> No.12301737

Ideally its something to do with old stale bread

>> No.12301835

You just described the appeal in your complaint.

>> No.12301904

Oh this is terrible at least kill the little fuckers beforehand come on

Blueballs: The Video

>> No.12301955

Hot as fuck

>> No.12301970
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>> No.12301980

What is this fetish even called?

>> No.12302005

itoddler btfo

>> No.12302088

I bake my own bread and after 5-6 days I just toast it lightly and it’s perfect again.

So people just like soggy bread.
Might as well just eat water sandwich with sugar.

>> No.12302097

>he's never had a frosted squiggy

>> No.12302166

Gallotines are good af and can make for some pretty interesting presentations.

>> No.12302174

alura jenson

>> No.12302327

fried mozzarela is also a vegetable in muttrica

>> No.12302419

it was my first attempt at making one on this computer, i forgot what i used to use to convert them. obviously that wasnt it.

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>> No.12302463

>he doesn't know about the iOS clover clone

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Quality edit anon.

>> No.12302813

In the original video, the narration talks about how the meals are effectively the only thing they have to look forward to for months on end, so they go to a lot of effort to make them actually good.

>> No.12302921

This is basically playing with your food I mean come on seriously? The ingredients don't even compliment each other.

>> No.12302935

Send this right back to hell this instant

>> No.12302981

oh my fucking god why

>> No.12302993

redpilled filename

>> No.12303154

this is wholesome

>> No.12303220

if it wasnt for the silly cake presentation and the fucking wieners this would be a decent side dish, for like, wiener schnitzel or something
but holy fuck

>> No.12303254

meme but not that bad

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>> No.12303273

this but unironically

>> No.12303297
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who do you think feels more desire towards you and gives you more pleasure and affection?

some chick who gives you a half-assed blowjob in a pubs bathroom for two pints

or a professional with years of experience in making their clients feel special

seriously, use your mind for a fucking second
having a gf is good and all, but if you feel like shit, hiring an escort is a *very* wise decision

>> No.12303308

It's weird that you would be racist about the wrong group. These are Chinese.

>> No.12303661

I watched the first segment of the webm and those are japs.
Insectmen in general scurry about like this and they're disgusting.

>> No.12303746

Pineapple pizza is just the precursor to shit like this.

>> No.12303766

I don't usually have an issue with people eating meat but that's just disrespectful.

>> No.12304072

looks delicious

>> No.12304082

I don't think either of those options are worthwhile scenarios to participate in.

>> No.12304542

oh fuck im in love


>> No.12304626
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>> No.12304766

little do you know

>> No.12305008
File: 2.84 MB, 720x480, Arnold’s Schnapps Protein Shake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.12305018
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Chicken Lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.12305023
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Spaghetti In A Meatball.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.12305038

>sausage hands

>> No.12305046
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Cauliflower Bake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.12305057

>Protein powder
Alcohol literally inhibits your body's ability to use protein

>> No.12305086
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>> No.12305097
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>> No.12305132

its clearly a cheeseburger, this poster is just a mongoloid retard

>> No.12305144
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>> No.12305151
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Swahili Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.12305181

Shit.. Im getting turned on

>> No.12305184

Because they are historical records of a time when you weren't alive yet, I guess.

>> No.12305198


>> No.12305222

Classy, they held fondue parties

>> No.12305263

Does that thing look like Alkaizer or am I just autistic?

>> No.12305286

looks really good but why the fuck is it called a pizza

>> No.12305297

Those look a lot better than the savory version.

>> No.12305359

O yea i get that, its falls to the people in power over the years for allowing this to happen. And in that sense, they are subhuman

>> No.12305450

Huh, That's really well done. Care to share your technique? I pretty much don't know anything about color editing, but I'm fascinated with the result.

>> No.12305466

I hereby shun this.

>> No.12305469

You are what you eat

>> No.12305502

>no ring

definately not jack

>> No.12305506


>> No.12305738

You're a faggot for not editing out the girl

>> No.12306028
File: 8 KB, 349x370, curves.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

Sure, it was just using the curves tool in photoshop really, then a bunch of trial and error with ffmpeg. I bet this sort of thing is piss easy with proper video editing software. ffmpeg can use a curves preset as a filter, so I opened a few screenshots and messed with the tool until white things like the milk and plates looked balanced (mostly just needed a bit more red and blue, pic related), then saved the preset as an acv file. Then the command is:
>ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -vf "curves=psfile=curves.acv" -c:a copy -pix_fmt yuv420p output.mp4
(-pix_fmt because ffmpeg converts the video to rgb to run the filter)

This video needed a couple different curves for different scenes, which you can do by using "enable" and listing the start and end times, eg:
>-vf "curves=psfile=curves1.acv:enable='between(t,0,10)',curves=psfile=curves2.acv:enable='between(t,10,20)'"
I ended up exporting the individual frames to figure out the exact timestamps for that, but there's probably a smarter method.

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>> No.12306422

>german STYLE potato salad

ah okay, so basically not german

>> No.12306441

Hahaha what a fucking retard

>> No.12306481


>Puts garlic and rosemary awkwardly around the steak instead of directly beneath it after the initial sear.

Never gonna make it.

>> No.12306497


>Puts the chicken in the pineapple


>Puts bacon around the pineapple

What the fuck and gross

>Skewers the inedible fucking top and bottom of the pineapple back onto the unholy abomination


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>> No.12306583

God that sounds so good

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>> No.12306589

Now that the kids have ordered, what do you want?

>> No.12306596
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>> No.12306602

Do want

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>> No.12306640

>egg guy hurr durr
>jack fucks up a corndog
>jack slices into undercooked chicken
>jack uses watermelon unitasker the wrong way
>jack flicks away pork fat
>jack slices a pie he's cooked and it's all watery
>that one fucking very high production value commercial of food
>^ but with shots of jack interspersed
>bbq video, you know the one
>girl swallowing a stick of butter
>italian sandwich, one with mushed up french fries, one without
>mexican cuisine webm in multiple parts
>grilled cheese scene from chef
>eel being cooked alive
>epic webm making a hot pocket from scratch, the one that loops and goes :) a bunch of times
>casserole with a bunch of tortilla chips
>italian pasta sauce recipe by mary(?), shot of her rinsing the onion
>how to open a coconut
>glaze being poured over strange desserts
>a gorillion top-down tasty-style recipe webms
what did I miss

>> No.12306641
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>> No.12306645
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That's all I've got.

>> No.12306651

Protip. Eggs in the US undergo more or less the same treatment and inspection. The chance of getting salmonella from an egg in the US is literally 1 in a million. Even then, salmonella will only kill you if you're a child or have a compromised immune system.

>> No.12306658

>breaking the law
I bet you do the margawana too, you degenerate.

>> No.12306853

¥ is only used domestically in china retard, in japan they'd use 円

>> No.12306873

Yes yes that's right goy, US food industry inspection very good. Now you better eat all those raw eggs so you can spend thousands of dollars on treatment when you get sick, us Americans have the greatest freeest healthcare system after all.

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>> No.12306937
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>> No.12306992

I love this dude

>> No.12307178

this is so comfy. Imagine explaining to people in the 1800s or earlier that we have an underwater boat with enough delicious food on it to feed its entire crew for months while they have to hunt/farm/scavenge to survive every day

>> No.12307314
File: 1.42 MB, 1400x787, 1552771360178.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

Dumps parsley all over the plate.
>it's garnish!
>I'm like a professional! XD

>> No.12307530

Isn't that basically non-fried enchiladas rellenas?

>> No.12307768

isnt she able to eat with her mouth closed? its disgusting, like she is trying to be gross, no manners at all

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