/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12301257]

Y'all use this while shopping?

[Anonymous No.12301260]

I use self checkout so no.

[Anonymous No.12301262]

>>12301257
I use this and I’m black

[Anonymous No.12301267]

>>12301257
Anyone who doesn't put a divider behind them is a fucking asshole.

[Anonymous No.12301275]

>>12301257

I live in Germany, almost everybody does here. The few who don't earn my disapproval.

[Anonymous No.12301278]

>>12301257
It's for the cashiers sake

[Anonymous No.12301279]

>>12301257
It's considered rude not to use it.

[Anonymous No.12301281]

>>12301262
>I'm black

[Anonymous No.12301283]

The one time I didn't use it the cashier grabbed a bunch of the stuff the person behind me put on the belt.

[Anonymous No.12301303]

>>12301257
is there anything that groids won't try to use as some device to humiliate huwytz?
i guess having the forethought to avoid delays from the cashier is now mired in racist undertones.
it's a known fact that some people exist solely in the here and now—thinking about the future is not part of their everyday life. to some, the idea of a mistake by the cashier has no effect on them, but for others, we have the cognitive ability to anticipate problems and take corrective action to avoid them. guess when you have nowhere to be or nothing to do certain things become less important, such as time.
also, if the cashier doesnt make any mistakes, you have no opportunity to milk something 'for free.'
honk honk

[Anonymous No.12301347]

>>12301303
Your ancestors wanted cheap cotton or dye or spices. This is the price you pay for it. Blame them.

[Anonymous No.12301364]

>>12301347
>my ancestors
nice try, im not jewish. my family was in england until the 1900s.

[Anonymous No.12301383]

>>12301257
I saw an Archie digest at the check out lane and it was god damn $7.99
what the fuck
I used to get a double digest for $3 after tax
I know they're "jumbo" but what's the fucking point? They're all reprints, make it maybe $4 if it's that many more pages, not twice that

[Anonymous No.12301388]

>>12301257
LMAO YPIPO

[Anonymous No.12301393]

>>12301364
Because England never had slaves or killed of entire indigenous populations across the world.

[Anonymous No.12301411]

>>12301364
Spoken like a true member of the Labor party

[Anonymous No.12301427]

>>12301347
>I act like a nigger becuz Old Whitey a bajillion years ago made pappy and mammy slaves!
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.12301438]

>>12301427
>implying he's actually a nigger and this isn't, as usual, a shitty bait thread
I bet he's an asian canadian or a latino

[Anonymous No.12301444]

>>12301257
>y'all

[Anonymous No.12301503]

>>12301257
>fucking white people trying to help make other peoples' jobs a little easier
Imagine being so insecure that you look for things this inconsequential to try and be smug about.

[Anonymous No.12301540]

>>12301444
this freak angers me every time i see it. how does it deal with what its done to itself?

[Anonymous No.12301548]

I once got my Greek yogurt mixed up with someone else's shit. From that day forward, I use the stick.

[Anonymous No.12301571]

I leave everything to the servants. if they want to put the stick down, they can. Also I don't bother sorting items as they go on the conveyor belt, such as grouping items by temperature, or fragility. I leave that to the professionals, partially because I want to test their competence.

[Anonymous No.12301577]

>>12301257
Hell yeah I do. I've had way too many people shove their shit right up against mine and confuse the checker.

[Anonymous No.12301583]

>>12301577
lel, you're pretty pathetic aren't you? Is it so hard to say to your checkout opponent:

>better figure out where the stick goes, or I'll start buying your items too

Though in reality, I wouldn't say this, I'd just let events take their course and assume my opponent would protest when they saw me buying their items out from under them.

[Anonymous No.12301590]

>>12301583
Who want's that kind of pain in the ass when you're just trying to get your groceries and get the fuck out? Only someone with serious issues would purposely look for a chance to start shit in the fucking checkout line. I'm assuming you're into masochism.

[Anonymous No.12301600]

>>12301583
>grocery store checkout
>opponent
You have serious issues my man.

[Anonymous No.12301601]

I don't think I've ever seen anyone NOT use the divider. No one can be that much of a lazy asshole, can they?

[Anonymous No.12301612]

>>12301590
I am aware that I do not affect the currents of time, or the flow of events. I just watch the proceedings before me. If it is destiny for the belt to continue increasing my bill even though my selected items have ended, I will not interrupt this as it plays out.

I behave similarly when I receive incorrect orders at restaurants.

[Anonymous No.12301619]

>>12301612
>anime poster is narcissistic
who would have guessed

[Anonymous No.12301621]

>>12301600
what other word could possibly be used to describe the opposing party in a stick showdown

[Anonymous No.12301629]

>>12301619
Narcissism would describe an individual the displaying the opposite actions at the check-out as I do. They would be very obsessive and controlling over their items on the conveyor belt, whereas I am more like a fellow who just allows the belt to move forward with no interruptions.

so is everyone of course, but most don't know it

[Anonymous No.12301630]

>>12301619
nihlistic, there is a difference. not that guy btw

[Anonymous No.12301635]

>>12301612
>anime poster
>i do not control anything
>implying you haven't watched an anime where little japanese boys have taken control of their destiny and clapped

[Anonymous No.12301640]

>>12301267
Put it there yourself and throw in some of those single candy bars or gum packets.

[Anonymous No.12301669]

>>12301583
>Ha I bought stuff I didn't want, I win again ;)

[Anonymous No.12301675]

>>12301629
>>12301630
it can be both
he's narcissistic because he can't stop saying "me" and "i", everything is about him.

[Anonymous No.12301681]

>>12301275
>don‘t put dividers before or after my stuff
>place bottles on both sides so they immediately start to roll into others‘ produce
>arrange everything else in a tall pile between bottles, so shit falls over far away even after angry betas put dividers in place
>enjoy autistic Spießer SEETHE on the inside while struggling to maintain their fake middle class facade of friendly nonchalance

[Anonymous No.12301694]

>>12301257
I only use it if the person ahead or behind is a cumskin. I don't want their garbage food style products accidently touching my real food.

[Anonymous No.12301695]

>>12301257
>one person in line ahead of me
>i only have two items
>put them at very end of conveyor
>don't need to use a stick, pretty obvious the items are mine
>cashier finishes scanning other customers products
>my shit rolls all the way to the front
>cashier: uhhhhh are these yours too?
minimum wage is too much for these retards, too bad self-checkout is a massive jew or id use it every time.

[Anonymous No.12301703]

>>12301438
You don't need to be melanin-enriched to be a nigger, you dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.12301705]

>>12301669
>winning
>losing

[Anonymous No.12301711]

>>12301675
Individualism is not narcissism, collectivist scum.

[Anonymous No.12301721]

>>12301681
>while struggling to maintain their fake middle class facade of friendly nonchalance
This is how I know you're full of shit.
Customers at grocery stores don't "pretend" to be polite, not even in rich white neighborhoods. You'd get your fucking ass blasted out for this.

[Anonymous No.12301722]

>>12301257
of course. I shop at aldi where their things are super long, and if you dont' use it they'll quickly grab and scan it when it's not yours.

[Anonymous No.12301740]

>>12301711
No man is an island, individualist scum. A united group of people with a common purpose always beat the lone wolf.

[Anonymous No.12301787]

>>12301711
cringe
>>12301740
basado y rojopillado

[Anonymous No.12301944]

Can you imagine getting your thoughts on the behavior of an entire race of people from a meme lmao

[Anonymous No.12301948]

>>12301740
>multiple people beat out one guy
woah no way socrateyes, got any more stellar revelations for us? How about how power tools beat regular tools too? Both of you fuck off with your faggy false idealism, no one cares about your pseudo intellectual debates.

[Anonymous No.12302257]

>>12301257
Every time I see someone coming up behind me in line, I'll place a divider for them, but I always make sure they see me do it. The thanks I get from them is one of the few ways of interaction I have left.

[Anonymous No.12302264]

>>12301364
based retard

[Anonymous No.12302277]

>>12301257
well, I certainly do like segregation

I'm white btw if that matters.

[Anonymous No.12302279]

>>12301257
black people steal the stick

[Anonymous No.12302335]

>>12302257
>”thanks”
>n-no problem

Damn I’m in the same boat as you brother. Maybe one day one of us will place the divider behind us for the other and we will become friens

[Anonymous No.12302348]

>>12302335
no fuck you
i will throw the divider right at your head fucker
fuck you this is my special thing

[Anonymous No.12302367]

>>12301347
But I'm mostly polish

[Anonymous No.12302393]

>>12301695
this

[Anonymous No.12302411]

>>12302348
i put the divider behind me everytime as i dont want the food im about to eat to come in contact with any shit you've touched.

[Anonymous No.12302412]

does anybody like black people at this point in time, i would be surprised if they did

[Anonymous No.12302418]

>>12302412
black people dont even like black people
they are the ones that sold them into slavery to begin with

[Anonymous No.12302427]

>>12301721
>Customers at grocery stores don't "pretend" to be polite, not even in rich white neighborhoods.
maybe in muttland but not BASED EVROPA

[Anonymous No.12302440]

>>12302412
I had black friends when I was a kid, but when they became teenagers they turned into stereotypical niggers

[Anonymous No.12302465]

>>12302348
Good joke fuckin FITE me irl

[Anonymous No.12302490]

>>12302465
alright buddy im gonna make you cum with the divider

[Anonymous No.12302505]

>>12302490
I love sounding. You gotta nice on the sounding stixx to get my goo going

[Anonymous No.12302523]

>>12301257
I use self checkout, exclusively. I bought 90 dollars of groceries at self checkout today, I don't give a fuck, I'm not going to pay someone to scan barcodes for me, especially when i end up bagging half my own shit anyway. Baggers might be faster in some scenarios but you can fit three or four self checkouts in the space it takes to have one register, so unless they are three times faster, they aren't even breaking even.

[Anonymous No.12302531]

>>12301540
It's probably jewish so it never had a calm mind to begin with.

[Anonymous No.12302547]

>>12301257
I put a stick in front if the person in front of me doesn't and then i put one behind so the person behind me doesnt have to.

[Anonymous No.12302587]

>>12301257
I don't. I feel it insults the intelligence of the wagie ringing me up. There is usually a space between items anyways and they do have peripheral vision and a brain.

[Anonymous No.12302591]

>>12301681
>not placing your bottles upright, so they fall over once the belt starts moving
2/10 there was an attempt

[Anonymous No.12302603]

>>12301695
self checkout is based. you can claim back your wages for scanning your own shit by scanning all of the expensive produce as potatoes.

[Anonymous No.12302618]

>>12301257
It's actually courteous to the cashier so they know when one customer ends and the next begins. Disliking it is fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.12302627]

>>12301257
>white ppl love tht stick

Yeah, imagine that, Americans of European decent have manners and courtesy. We also love excelling in everything we do.

[Anonymous No.12302628]

>>12301721
Not everyone lives in a segregated third world shithole full of angry landwhales, sweaty.

[Anonymous No.12302640]

>>12301427
Which is Ironic since so few African Americans today can claim to have slave ancestory.

[Anonymous No.12302656]

>>12301257
>implying that I would ever shop or live in an area with niggers

[Anonymous No.12302692]

>>12301257
>acting civilised
>wypipo be like lmao yalls whypipo wierd mayne
the memes write themselves

[Anonymous No.12302697]

>>12301364
The term "holocaustum" was invented in England. You weren't legally allowed to be a Jew there until 1753 you fag

[Anonymous No.12302706]

>>12301257
>>12301257
black ppl love these burgers

[Anonymous No.12302757]

>>12302523
Based. The last thing I wanna deal with is some downie picking his nose in between handling my shopping.

[Anonymous No.12302767]

>>12301257
based banter, hope both of them had a chuckle

[Anonymous No.12302778]

lmao whitey sure love being civilized and shieet mmhhmmm bix nood s m h

[Anonymous No.12302782]

why do wh*Toids do this???????????

[Anonymous No.12302801]

Never touch those sticks. They're fucking filthy and never get washed. I always bring my own divider stick.

[Anonymous No.12302807]

>>12301257
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1xodLXvrEyC

[Anonymous No.12302810]

>>12302782
>tfw share a race with these people

[Anonymous No.12302820]

>>12301262
Same. Why the fuck would someone not use the divider?

[Anonymous No.12302823]

>>12302807

[Anonymous No.12302836]

i just slap my 40cm dick down on the belt between my shit and whoever's too negligent to put one down themself

[Anonymous No.12302892]

>>12302412
I'm black and I kind of don't lol. It's shitty, honestly.

[Anonymous No.12302910]

>>12302782
That's their own fault. They've been warned a million times not to relax.

[Anonymous No.12302938]

>>12302782
>>12302782
>>12302782
So five of those retards couldn't cause a single ounce of damage to one dude or his girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.12302996]

>>12302697
>oy, nigel, I'm getting rather tired of these jewish blokes
>well, james, you need to holocaustum
>bloody brilliant, me chap

[Anonymous No.12303005]

>>12301383
I saw that too. What kind of dirty shit do you think Archie did to Veronica? She seems like an ATM kinda girl.

[Anonymous No.12303010]

>>12302996
He means the actual word holocaust. Sho'ah is what Jewish people call it.

[Anonymous No.12303019]

>>12303005
Veronica wouldn't do ATM. She's too high class. Betty, that sweetheart, however is a total pleaser type. She'd be wild in bed; way more likely to be a freak.

[Anonymous No.12303114]

>>12301262
This

[Anonymous No.12303140]

>>12302782
The police at the end makes it all worthwhile

[Anonymous No.12303147]

>>12302892
Don’t be like that yo. Read some Malcom X or whatever

[Anonymous No.12303198]

>>12302782
What a bunch of weak little pussies. All those dudes and all that aggression, and they couldn't even keep him down for more than a couple seconds. One on one he'd have fucked any of them up.

[Anonymous No.12303275]

>>12301283
No way?

[Anonymous No.12303342]

>>12301257

Using it is civilized behavior, not using it is being a fucking chimp that belongs in a zoo. Pick which isde you belong on.

[Anonymous No.12303348]

>>12302996
they wrote in latin back then you dumbass jfc

[Anonymous No.12303413]

>>12301444
his top actually has good advice

[Anonymous No.12303423]

>>12303413
>his

[Anonymous No.12303463]

>>12301262
You Uncle Tom

[Anonymous No.12303575]

>>12301393
The British were the First Nation on earth to outlaw slavery, you fucking moron. And please name one ‘entire indigenous population’ they killed.
t. Australian Aboriginal

[Anonymous No.12303587]

>>12303575
Oh go suck on a fucking jerrycan.

[Anonymous No.12303595]

>>12302412
I like how they are funny but that's about it
they are really funny though

[Anonymous No.12303598]

>>12303348
imagine not getting an obvious joke

[Anonymous No.12303599]

>>12303019
Veronica wouldn’t swallow and Betty would have a deep creampie fetish. That’s how is plays out in my head anyway.
Midge would be the real freak, short hair? Bet she’s a cutter with a bunch of piercings.

[Anonymous No.12303701]

>>12303587
You need to be more careful how you express yourself online. Sometimes simple carelessness can come across as a bit insulting. You wouldn’t want to accidentally cause offence now, would you?

[Anonymous No.12303807]

>people be like doin (literally anything) lmfao smdh man whoda fuck
that face when you can't kill yourself cause it's too cringy

[Anonymous No.12304302]

Every single time I opted out of using it, the retarded bagging lady asks if one of my items belongs to the person in front of me. Every fucking time no matter how far away I keep my shit.

So now I just swallow my pride and use it like a white person I guess.

[Anonymous No.12304331]

>>12301347
My dad is from Australia and my mom is from México, but because I look white I can guarantee millions of niggers would still blame my ancestors for slavery.

Also, only rich farm-owning whites had slaves, blaming all white peoples ancestors is like blaming all English/German/French/etc for the crimes of the nobility. It’s the kind of thinking that only ignorant, retarded niggers would use.

[Anonymous No.12304333]

>>12302697
im sure you thought this was great at the time.

[[e-mail] No.12304348]

>>12301262
criminal record or gtfo

[Anonymous No.12304357]

Used to steal these as a kid by shoving them down my pants. No, im not black.

[Anonymous No.12304380]

>>12304357
>No, im not black.
You're still a nigger, you nigger-faggot.

[Anonymous No.12304383]

>>12303275
Yeah it happened. But in the defense of the cashier it was at anAldi and they try to grab stuff as quickly as possible

[Anonymous No.12304392]

>>12303587
The term jerrycan came from WWII during the North Africa theater because the Germans would try to steal gas from the British after their supply lines were cut off.

[Anonymous No.12304394]

>>12301257
wait, i've never lived in a ghetto neighborhood, is non-white people not using those even a thing? Never heard anything like this before

[Anonymous No.12304400]

why the fuck is 4chan in a reddit layout?

4chanx being retarded?

[Anonymous No.12304403]

>>12301303
Is that you Lars?

[Anonymous No.12304411]

>>12304357

you're trash

There are "niggers" in every race, you're one of them

[Anonymous No.12304414]

>>12304394
No it's not a thing dumbass

[Anonymous No.12304419]

>>12304411
>There are "niggers" in every race

no, it literally is a derogatory word for blacks

>There are spics in every race

[Anonymous No.12304423]

>>12304419
Nigger is a feeling

[Anonymous No.12304433]

>>12304419
It used to be. Now it's mostly used by niggers themselves that want to feel superior because of their race

[Anonymous No.12304438]

>>12304433
>it used to be
>I think I can change definitions of words because I am a faggot that doesn't like the real definition

there are chinks of every race

[Anonymous No.12304440]

>>12304438
>I don't understand connotations

[Anonymous No.12304443]

>>12304423
No, being a faggot is a feeling

[Anonymous No.12304446]

>>12304440
>there are blacks of every race, not all black people are black people

[Anonymous No.12304450]

>>12304446
>I still don't understand connotations

[Anonymous No.12304453]

>>12304450
>Why won't he let me misappropriate a word, muh connotations oy vey let me subvert language you fucking goy!

fuck off kike.

[Anonymous No.12304461]

>>12301257
Is that really offensive? I was behind a black girl today in line and I used one of those separators and I didn't notice any hostility. I tried to get really close to her to smell her greasy smelly black girl essence but I smelled nothing unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.12304465]

>>12304453
if you think using a word based on it's connotation is hijacking a word then you read things far too literally and probably don't have a creative bone in your body

[Anonymous No.12304474]

>>12304465
t. oven dodger

[Anonymous No.12304482]

>>12304474
Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Anonymous No.12304491]

>>12304482

all blacks are niggers, some niggers are better than other niggers.

[Anonymous No.12304532]

>>12302523

but the weighing mechanism is fucked and the platform is not large enough

[Anonymous No.12304538]

>>12304348
Kek

[Anonymous No.12304617]

>>12304419
Nigger is a state of being, All races except the black has whitness in them to various degrees, whites of course having the most, then the honorable samurai, followed by the jew, etc and once the path off niggery is initiated, all Whiteness is dragged from your body and replaced with nig. What was once a white man, or an Asian woman, is now a filthy disgusting nigger.

[Anonymous No.12304624]

>>12304617
DUDE WEED LMAO

[Anonymous No.12304689]

>>12304624
yes, dude weed lmao

[Anonymous No.12304847]

>>12304392
Incorrect. The Comonwealth fuel cans (known as 'flimsies') were thin-walled and fragile, comfortable to carry, difficult to fill or use without a funnel, and prone to splitting. They actually looked a lot like large food oil cans we have today (pic related, middle two cans).
German fuel cans (which are what we think of now 'Jerry cans') were far superior, and greatly prized by Commonwealth forces, who dubbed then Jerry cans because 'Jerry' was literally slang for 'German' in the Commonwealth forces.

[Anonymous No.12304852]

>>12304847
*uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.12304947]

>>12301257
Yes because it's proper etiquette and I'm not a subhuman. Not using it is the equivalent of shitting on the walls of a public stall or being born chinese