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/ck/ webm thread

>> No.12305395
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>> No.12305412

Not gonna lie, would lick the champagne of her tits.

>> No.12305522

why would anyone possibly think you were lying about that you fucking retard

>> No.12305542

i am the eggman coo coo ca choo

>> No.12306467

We wuzz kangs n' shiiet

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>> No.12306474

>Irreplaceable musical instruments costing thousands of pounds
>Gee, I think I'll just spray this sugary fucking liquid all over the fucking place.

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>> No.12306648

how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.12306668

>getting so riled up over a non issue because of your chronic fear of women
have sex

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>> No.12306703

i knew that webm without opening the thread
it looks like she is spitting cum

>> No.12306707

no u have sex

>> No.12306717

wow anon good catch
i didnt know this until after opening the webm

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>> No.12307501
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>> No.12307513

God I wish that were me

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>> No.12307561

the guy or the dead pigs?

>> No.12307569


>> No.12307652

I wish I could hear the people off camera laughing at this.

>> No.12307695
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>> No.12307825

This is too sad to be posted here

>> No.12308099
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only the good die young

>> No.12308118

Jesus anon

>> No.12308119

This might be the most asshole way of making "gravy" ever invented.

>> No.12308121

i want to do that to a woman

>> No.12308335
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>> No.12308389

cringe job, anon

>> No.12308402
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>> No.12308420

why does he keep looking into the camera

>> No.12308421

Pretty sure we've had butter sprayers for at least a decade at this point

>> No.12308426

>someone married this person

>> No.12308452
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It's new and improved.

>> No.12308465
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he lives off the woman's income and correct me if I'm wrong but to me that seems pretty goddamn pimp

>> No.12308474

>there are people who will buy this because they're too stupid to sprinkle salt on food in the right amount

This is why the west will fail as a civilization.

>> No.12308478

Other than the meme yaaas and garbage tasty editing format, this is a solid well cooked turkey

>> No.12308499
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>le west is bad meme

>> No.12308500

>honey could you pass me some salt
>sure, let me just load up the app real quick
technology was a mistake

>> No.12308511
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You should learn to work smarter, not harder.

>> No.12308523

Wrong, it's not a stradivarius violin or some shit.
A lot of musicians are also alcoholics, so it's not gonna ruin anything.

Fuck those might cost a thousand new but I bet you can get one 2nd hand a fraction of the price, instruments go down in value as fast as new cars.

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Oh no.

>> No.12308543

>thousands of pounds
How are you posting from the 1940s?

>> No.12308547
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He's talking about the ones they are playing.

>> No.12308559

is this fucking real

this angers me as a joke and a real device

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>> No.12308568

>Tfw boomers think you can only boil it microwave sausage
>Tfw ketchup on hotdogs

>> No.12308574

I ain't gonna say anything because I fucking love me a fried bologna and egg sandwich

>> No.12308576
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Literally nothing wrong with ketchup on hot dogs.

>> No.12308592

You gotta be 18+ to post here friend, please leave

>> No.12308600
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You have to be not a faggot to post here.

>> No.12308691

That paki fuck eating the hard boiled egg never ceases to piss me the fuck off

>> No.12308697
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>taps knife

>> No.12308707

Someone post webms of Ja/ck/ making an ahegao face to eat food

>> No.12308718

How about you eat my anus instead?

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>> No.12308896

Why would someone watching buy this instead of doing it themselves with a knife?
Are children even interested in hot dog deconstructions?

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>> No.12308969

Based depression era food

>> No.12309153
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>> No.12309165

Oh god, this is gonna be bad.
Oh no, that looks revolting.
What the fuck are you doing?

Oh, shit, that actually looks pretty good.

>> No.12309591

>egg guy hurr durr
>jack fucks up a corndog
>jack slices into undercooked chicken
>jack uses watermelon unitasker the wrong way
>jack flicks away pork fat
>jack slices a pie he's cooked and it's all watery
>that one fucking very high production value commercial of food
>^ but with shots of jack interspersed
>bbq video, you know the one
>girl swallowing a stick of butter
>italian sandwich, one with mushed up french fries, one without
>mexican cuisine webm in multiple parts
>grilled cheese scene from chef
>eel being cooked alive
>epic webm making a hot pocket from scratch, the one that loops and goes :) a bunch of times
>casserole with a bunch of tortilla chips
>italian pasta sauce recipe by mary(?), shot of her rinsing the onion
>how to open a coconut
>glaze being poured over strange desserts
>a gorillion top-down tasty-style recipe webms
>butcher carelessly and really quickly working around a band saw
>corn covered in cheese and crustless bread
what did I miss

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>> No.12309627

I like how her hair will be the defining style for the decade and I can't wait for product to leave

>> No.12309645
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>> No.12309650
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Screenshot'd for gayness

>> No.12309661
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I haven't watched the movie. Does he drive up a mountain for the cold or is the Zootown divided into climate zones like in a video game?

You are very new here, aren't you?

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It's divided into distinct climate controlled zones. They even show things like massive air conditions cooling Tundra Town and blowing the resulting hot air into Sahara Square. Pretty good detail.

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>You are very new here, aren't you?
Only newfags say that

>> No.12309952

The west isn't bad as a whole, just North America and England which at this point is just parroting what Murrica does.

>> No.12309958

>putting pussy on a pedestal
have sex

>> No.12309986

>fork in non stick pan

>> No.12310025
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>puts all the salt in the middle of the fucking egg
>prepping food for his wife and her bull
>connected with amazon spying device
>smartphone app for fucking salt

I can hear the trumpets sound.

>> No.12310035

>milky falls
>frigid docks
>rocky humps
>big dunes
>woody slopes
Is this a porn?

>> No.12310050

Interesting. I don't think anywhere but the US has 'sticks' of butter though.

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>I've never drank Champagne before or opened a bottle teehee, here's $150 of Tattinger on the floor bc views teehee

>> No.12310056

Holocaust when?

>> No.12310057
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She's nearly vomiting but still accepts that piece of chocolate without any resistance. This pale skin nice boobs and cute face combined with this submissive mindset, I bet she would be one of the best fucks you could get.

>> No.12310112


Air conditioners dont "blow hot air" as a result of cooling an area. They are typically closed loop systems with the warmer air of an area being sucked back into the unit in order to be conditioned, thus keeping the area under proper pressurization. It's a terrible detail to the movie and I walked out when I saw it.

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he was going to go to prison for making that copper thing explode when the manufacturers sued him

they settled out of court which involved him doing the redo video and a 'private' video for the ceo along with a shit ton of money for spreading lies about the company

no wonder scat scalfani got a second stroke

>> No.12310126

Go dilate.

>> No.12310130

There is just no way the rest of the world will ever take indians seriously, let alone look up to them.

>> No.12310135

Sorry, but she does a legitimately funny performance there. Three Stooges tier physical comedy. If it offends you that she's a woman, that's your own problem.

>> No.12310167

one day the faggot who posts this in every single fucking thread will pass away(due to his morbid obesity). That day will be the happiest day of my life. How will I know? Trust me, I'l know.

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>> No.12310182

you can just carve a fitting piece of a block of butter tho

>> No.12310185

10/10 would eat sandwich with grandpa

>> No.12310192

he is so fucking old omg

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>> No.12310197

is this the egg emperor

>> No.12310205

when you only have $299.99

>> No.12310315

This almost has to be a parody for juicero

>> No.12310322

So THAT'S how he gets out...

>> No.12310330


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source? name?

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>> No.12310385

It just isn't the same without hearing this woman's accent(s)
I can't imagine any practical reason for this that doesn't involve fleecing VCs.

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>> No.12310502

>put butter on anything with this new amazing product!
>first take the butter and put it on the food!

>> No.12310506

>[basically anything]
what did they mean by this?

>> No.12310513

>Literally falls off the bone
Nice job overcooking it

>> No.12310523

>my systems detect you already had too much salt dave

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>> No.12310534

>those big chuncks of boiled onion
i feel ill

>> No.12310546

look buddy, you wanna butter your girl's asshole up, fine. we're not gonna ask questions

>> No.12310584
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Cockroach salts his elbows.

>> No.12310722

does this connect to wifi?

>> No.12310731

god they should have nuked india instead

>> No.12310757

This webm is like that hideous hag in /s/'s latex threads. It's unavoidable. You can only accept it and look past it.

>> No.12310774

It still has to release heat to the exterior.

>> No.12310832

>Criticizes and polices the personal tastes of others
>Calls others underaged
You apparently have not matured enough to realize different people have different preferences. I bet you also get heated in discussions about pineapple on pizza.

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>> No.12310875

do americans really?

>> No.12310883
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>> No.12310888
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Based and quitegoodpilled

>> No.12310895

He looks really weird now

>> No.12310981

Yup, just had me a handful of flax seed and washed it down with my daily glass of olive oil, garlic, and tumeric. Sure is yummy. SO HEALTHY

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>> No.12311092

get surgery

>> No.12311120

Wait....do cockroaches have elbows?

>> No.12311123

I could feel him killing himself when you posted this.

>> No.12311131

Is it just me or is she actually uggo af

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>> No.12311330

The oboeist is cuter

>> No.12311357

>copper thing explode
Was that the red appliance with the omelette looking thing popping out? I usually see the WebM with the Dark Souls "You Died" superimposed.

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>> No.12311549

He has to sell them all

>> No.12311640

i would be interested in meeting a person who earnestly describes themselves as a "butter lover"

>> No.12311669


No it doesnt fuckface. Air handler units suck back the hot air that is in the airspace into a mixing plenum that brings in a little outside air and then passes that air through a coil that is filled with cold liquid. The only air that is ever "released to the exterior" is exhaust air which typically comes from bathrooms and kitchens.

>> No.12311692

I didn't say that the hot air is released, I said heat is released. Which is usually taken away from the air conditioner by passing ambient air from outside across the condenser, which, guess what, makes the air hot.

>> No.12311720

theyre has to more to life than this

>> No.12311729
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>pass the salt honey
>sorry anon wifi is down

>> No.12311737

mmm sure love me some projection

>> No.12311812


that puts a totally different paint job on things flapjack, I thought you were saying the actual unit was blowing out hot air. I consider you based and redpilled.

>> No.12311969

this has got to be a meme

>> No.12311993

her hair is going to look really shitty in 10 years

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>> No.12312132

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>> No.12312203

Nice fan fiction but I would advise you to have sex.

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ok scat
we know the truth about what happened and you cant delete comments here, so enjoy your ptsd from this copper toilet seat of humiliation

that'll teach you, you obese misshapen buffoon

>> No.12312297

The truth is you should be medicated. Stop stalking people and do something constructive with your life, or at least have sex.

>> No.12312305

He looks good for 71.

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>> No.12312416

You can wash a saxophone. I guess at the absolute worst they'd have to replace the pads if they got sticky.

>> No.12312472

Fuck you hadn't even seen that before, now can't unsee

>> No.12312498

>have sex
ok, bend over then

>> No.12312788

Whiter than u

>> No.12312814

What's interesting is that egg-based dishes are actually one of the healthier dishes to eat from street vendors in India.

>> No.12312856

based featureman. actual multimillionaire producing hq content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo is the peak

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>> No.12312983

>Fork Cartel

>> No.12312991

This is incredibly adorable.

>> No.12313000

>this is what a spoon looks like

>> No.12313004

omg it gets way better. this was only the beginning

>> No.12313005

this never gets old lol

>> No.12313023

ive heard of ppl eating nothing but hard butter on crackers lol

>> No.12313034

>I remember the bombing of Pearl Harbor

>> No.12313114


Can I have some hot dog with my sauce bun please?

>> No.12313139

this webm makes me happy :)

>> No.12313185


I would let the boys make my hot dog happy :^)

>> No.12313213

based and IoT-pilled

>> No.12313218

maybe he's gay, don't know if it matters

>> No.12313227

>thousands of monies


>> No.12313253

need more of this girl. where does she live?

her physical home address?

>> No.12313261

oh my christ i want to fuck that whore

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>> No.12313288

He cooked it with the plastic ring still on it...

>> No.12313596

It's not even consistent she switches it from time to time

>> No.12313658
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4chanX has a filter feature where you can filter images by their MD5, which is sort of like a digital fingerprint. Most of these videos and pictures keep their fingerprint when downloaded and re-uploaded. The only way to change it is to make direct changes to the video (compression, resolution, adding audio, etc) so filtering by MD5 is really reliable. It hides the post entirely, not just the text. I recommend giving it a shot. You can also filter commonly used text shitposts like "bump/incel/cringe/yikes".

Pic related. In the last decade or however long, I've filtered 1,425 images.

>> No.12313719
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Don't do that. It's one of those combinations that cause this funky smell that you wouldn't expect because it smells like neither butter or ass. Like coconuts with raw chicken that's been left out for 2 days.

>> No.12313737
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My hot water heat has wifi. My microwave has wifi. My coffee maker has wifi. Things are really getting pretty out of control here.

>> No.12313738

The bari sax player is the cutest.

>> No.12313751

>Water, Stone-ground flour
Oh, so that's where corn comes from.

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Da FuK!

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>> No.12313914

>attempt to salt steak after wrecking a globalist POS on social media
>you have been banned from the SMALT app for "harassment", access to the salt service is denied
it's bad enough that Silicon Valley lefties control how we communicate, do we have to give them control of our kitchens too?

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>> No.12314091

probably the people in charge with directing the advertisement

>> No.12314119
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>> No.12314134

Why the fuck are you faggots talking about hair in a cooking board?

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>> No.12314177

>cooking board

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>> No.12314207

Holy shit he's so grey now. I haven't seen him in years.

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That's because he didn't shave. He looked young af when he shaves.

must be such a fun guy

>> No.12314226

It's more a media thing than a female thing, actually.

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>> No.12314294

imagine eating food and your companion is doing all this shit

>> No.12314303

Yeah, she was paid to do that. Thanks for proving my point, buddy.

>> No.12314345

>she was paid to do that
>but in dozens of their other videos everyone acts normal
yea shitstain, they don't tell her to make stupid faces so their views can get turned off

>> No.12314346

Mark Wiens called, he wants his crazy face back.

I want to smack this cunt in the face with a fry pan!

>> No.12314445

i no called no showed that place once

>> No.12314453

I've never seen that hairstyle anywhere but in that video, but I do like it.

>> No.12314454

I'm a butter lover, got a problem with that?

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>> No.12314478

lets be real, that probably tastes like shit

>> No.12314479

They could have at least designed a machine that makes more than one tortilla at a time.

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>> No.12314507

the whole movie is literally fetish bait

>> No.12314546

that fat girl is really cute, i would sex her

>> No.12314562

>have to
Nobody is forcing you to use any of the services. If people are stupid, fuck em.

>> No.12314578

>She's nearly vomiting but still accepts that piece of chocolate without any resistance
Wtf is wrong with you fucking savages

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>> No.12314631

Disgusting pig fucker kys

>> No.12314696

Why come?

>> No.12314715

>you will never share a terminator protein shake with arnold on his porch as he tells you stories from all the movies he made


>> No.12314739

based moron

>> No.12314760

It's not just you btw, /ck/ is just thirsty and most people on 4channel would go crazy for anything in a low cut dress.

>> No.12314798
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why do americans think its okay to use spongecake for every "custom cake"

its like in cakeboss, EVERY CAKE they make is sponge. talentless fat pieces of shit

>> No.12314805

you dont like sponge?

>> No.12314833

Hot dogs are an abomination anyways, like a roastie, everything is fair game, no matter how depraved.

>> No.12314839

Didn't even cook the flour. THAT IS RAW!!

>> No.12314851

I don't like you FUCKING Americans coming to our website trying to instill your shitty subhuman values and ideas.

>> No.12314905
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>> No.12314931
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hey thats not me, i like americans.

i like sponge, but it has to be a proper sponge, not american sponge, that shit is horrible. i have tried sponge from 4 different states, all basicly the same tasteless chemical cake.

for me its drommekage

>> No.12314938

wha meat

>> No.12314939

whats american sponge? like packet or something

>> No.12314978


looks like ostrich maybe? Some kinda big bird with a long neck

>> No.12314995

yeah but it explicitly tells you on the bag not to eat raw flour and as a lazy man he would not read that

>> No.12315174
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The diets of fat people always astonish me.

>> No.12315260

per week?

>> No.12315265

>it's a media thing
>nuh uh lemme disprove that by posting more mediashit
what was going through your mind here

>> No.12315267

Per day.

>> No.12315330

I can't stand this faggot. Tortilla is way too big for the amount of filling.

>> No.12315367

Those first four items alone could feed me for at least two days. I can't fathom how people think shoveling that much food into themselves is normal, healthy or morally acceptable. Fat people should be put in camps until they become skinny or expire.

>> No.12315372

reeeee his retarded cuts are always so fucking random
t. son of a butcher

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where do i find more of these vids? pls

>> No.12315498

who's the singer?
i didn't see her name in the youtube link

>> No.12315507

nevermind it's Dylan C. Moore

>> No.12315534
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Are you more than 120lbs? Even a 5ft6 125lb woman's BMR is close to 1400 calories a day.

>> No.12315540

to >>12315367

>> No.12315608

>only newfags say that
only newfags say that

>> No.12315658

>tfw no italo-jewish mommy gf

>> No.12315777


This. Also that qt is nice. Would gape her holes.

>> No.12315793


Poor old boyo. Lived all this time and still cooks like shit. Watching him struggle to get it all together made me sad

>> No.12315810

Its unfortunate he died. He was walking when a vehicle struck him and went into a coma. His family had to pull the plug. His son is not continuing the egg business. R.I.P eggbro.

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>> No.12315819

Yes, they do. You think actors express genuine emotions, do you?

>> No.12315825
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>> No.12315830
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>> No.12315833
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>> No.12315834
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>> No.12315836
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>> No.12315838
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>> No.12315840
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>> No.12315843
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>> No.12315844
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>> No.12315847
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>> No.12315849
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>> No.12315853
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>> No.12315859
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>> No.12315860

Mirin' the bloat

>> No.12315862
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>> No.12315869
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>> No.12315874
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no egg

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>> No.12315885
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We all know Ja/ck/ BBQs the best eggs. webm related

>> No.12315956

contact his family for source koon.

>> No.12315978

>how to ruin egg+bacon.webm

>> No.12316035
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there is a difference in the way it is assembled and american sponge mostly uses margarine/oil instead of butter.
both the assembly method and the addition of butter stem from differences between european and American flours, Because European flours are lower in protein, or gluten, than U.S. ones, flour contributes less to the structure of the cake. Beating whole eggs for a prolonged period over heat with sugar begins a coagulation that keeps air bubbles trapped for rising. Butter is added to increase moisture and tenderness, wich really makes for a better cake in my opnion anon.

>> No.12316036


great i love eating just an entire bell pepper for dinner whilst i have to vicariously enjoy the meat by watching my friends tackle an entire plate of just meat and another eat a dozen lime leaf rolls.

Smiling faggot

>> No.12316213

...that's what I meant. Are they both bari sax players?

>> No.12316237

There must be a better way for them to cook that egg. What about hard or soft boiled or on a rock?

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>lime leaf rolls
pretty good bait

>> No.12316416

>Are they both bari sax players?
dear brainlet,
the cute girl on the left is on bari - it's a big horn for you
the other female is playing an alto

>> No.12316423

btw, there is no oboe

>> No.12316434
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>the other female

>> No.12316457

o lol sorry
in the full video you can see her

>> No.12316605

Like, just one tortilla? And just flour and water? No pork grease? No salt?

You're making my mamá cry, lady.

>> No.12316753

>salmonella avocado

>> No.12316868

>you will never sit on his porch drinking alcoholic protein drinks while he tells you stories of the movies he's been as if the events in the movies actually happened

>> No.12316913

>goes to a kids movie with talking animals
>anon has fun with his neice, she's clapping and smiling and is all excited
>anon is happy to go outside for once rather than spending another friday night letting his skin bleach from the light of his monitor
>movie starts, anon has to tell his neice to quiet down, she can barely contain herself
>anon smiles for the first time in a long while
>suddenly, admist the light hearted jokes, he sees it
>the airconditioners
>they don't work like they do in real life
>unlike everything else in this movie, that is realistic to a tee
>anon stands up, screeches loudly
>kids start crying
>anons niece asks what's wrong
>none can be heard, for anons screech deafens all sound ever experienced
>amidst his screams, tears flow
>he tries to make a coherent sound, but is unable
>the light switches on
>anon now notices everyone is looking at him
>flushed with embarrasment, he flees the scene
>he returns home, locks his basement door, swears to never leave again
>takes on the noble duty to warn innocent bystanders of the horrors he has seen
>day and night for years he tells people of the air conditioners in zootopia and the dangers they bring
>he tells them people have gone missing, presumed dead, because of them
>no one listen
>but no one understands his pain or his loss
>for it was this horror that forced anon to flee
>and his neice was never seen again

>> No.12316936

this is such bullshit lol, nobody would ever cook an egg that way. Like never. I can't even think of a less efficient / more wasteful way of cooking an egg. You can tell it's for the show by the way the kids are looking on like "what the fuck are they doing?"
My bet is they just poke a hole in the egg and drink from it raw, or, if they want it cooked, bury the whole egg in it's shell in hot sand from the fire. Personally, I would drink that sucker raw and be totally satiated and hydrated for the whole day.

>> No.12317104

Yeah, the webm has cut out a shot from the original video where you can see a bunch of pots and pans hanging in the background.

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>> No.12317159

Does he have anymore of these fascinating secrets of Hollywood?

>> No.12317960

Was that sour cream or ricotta

>> No.12317974

San Francisco exists in a complete bubble. They have no idea that everyone does not use technology all the time every day

>> No.12317989


>> No.12317998

>hey man, pass the salt
>nah dude the internet is down, it won't work.

>> No.12318020

looks delicious. I'd smash those EGGS. Healthy too; it was cooked very well, yum.

>> No.12318028
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Fuck this gay earth.

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>> No.12318048
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>butter lovers

>> No.12318050

yiiiiii that's a sleepy teddy aww

>> No.12318058
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so they slapped a bunch of unrelated shit into one product and expect me to waste 50 dollars on it?

>> No.12318063

looks kinda big for an assplug my dude
also fuck SF (so_many fags)

>> No.12318067


>> No.12318083

virgin businesslet vs chad eggmaster

>> No.12318084
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oops im late to the party

>> No.12318087

I can't wait to use this thing when it gets warmer

>> No.12318156

he's a big guy

>> No.12318268

How the fuck do you even overcook boiled eggs that badly ffs

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>> No.12318751
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>> No.12318892

>manly tears cooking a quail

>> No.12319011

Why do I want to punch this ugly cunt in the face and this piss on her face as she lies passed out on the ground?

>> No.12319106

>wannabe alpha Chad detected

>> No.12319172

Sexual repression.

>> No.12319180

We all use technology all the time every day. Are you a nudist? Clothes are a technology. Do you stay outside all the time? Buildings are a technology.

>> No.12319378

Brass is stupid easy to clean.

>> No.12319665


>> No.12320376
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didn't need these feels

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>> No.12320876


I doubt a turkish restaurant would serve pig

>> No.12321164


>gioddayam, he's old. I'm way better looking than him at 35

All these cringing at his age need to stfu. He's old. What the hell do you expect. At least he had something to show for himself when he was at his prime.

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