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/ck/ webm thread

>> No.12305395
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>> No.12305412

>>12305276
Not gonna lie, would lick the champagne of her tits.

>> No.12305522

>>12305412
why would anyone possibly think you were lying about that you fucking retard

>> No.12305542

>>12305395
i am the eggman coo coo ca choo

>> No.12306467

>>12305395
We wuzz kangs n' shiiet

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>>12305276
WEBM THREAD!

>> No.12306474

>>12305276
>Irreplaceable musical instruments costing thousands of pounds
>Gee, I think I'll just spray this sugary fucking liquid all over the fucking place.

>> No.12306632 [DELETED] 

>>12305395
Reported

>> No.12306648

>>12305395
how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.12306668

>>12306474
>getting so riled up over a non issue because of your chronic fear of women
have sex

>> No.12306686

>>12305522
kek

>> No.12306703

i knew that webm without opening the thread
it looks like she is spitting cum

>> No.12306707

>>12306668
no u have sex

>> No.12306717

>>12306703
wow anon good catch
i didnt know this until after opening the webm

>> No.12306976 [DELETED] 

>>12306632
reported.

>> No.12307501
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>> No.12307513

>>12307501
God I wish that were me

>> No.12307516

>>12305412
doubt.

>> No.12307561

>>12307513
the guy or the dead pigs?

>> No.12307569

>>12307561
Both

>> No.12307652

>>12307501
I wish I could hear the people off camera laughing at this.

>> No.12307695
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>> No.12307825

>>12307695
This is too sad to be posted here

>> No.12308099
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>>12307695
only the good die young

>> No.12308118

>>12307695
Jesus anon

>> No.12308119

>>12308099
This might be the most asshole way of making "gravy" ever invented.

>> No.12308121

>>12307501
i want to do that to a woman

>> No.12308335
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>> No.12308389

>>12305395
>filename
cringe job, anon

>> No.12308402
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>> No.12308420

>>12305395
why does he keep looking into the camera

>> No.12308421

>>12308335
Pretty sure we've had butter sprayers for at least a decade at this point

>> No.12308426

>>12308099
>someone married this person

>> No.12308452
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>>12308421
It's new and improved.

>> No.12308465
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>>12308426
he lives off the woman's income and correct me if I'm wrong but to me that seems pretty goddamn pimp

>> No.12308474

>>12308452
>there are people who will buy this because they're too stupid to sprinkle salt on food in the right amount

This is why the west will fail as a civilization.

>> No.12308478

>>12308402
Other than the meme yaaas and garbage tasty editing format, this is a solid well cooked turkey

>> No.12308499
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>>12308474
>le west is bad meme

>> No.12308500

>>12308452
>honey could you pass me some salt
>sure, let me just load up the app real quick
technology was a mistake

>> No.12308511
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>>12308500
You should learn to work smarter, not harder.

>> No.12308523

>>12306474
>irreplaceable
Wrong, it's not a stradivarius violin or some shit.
A lot of musicians are also alcoholics, so it's not gonna ruin anything.

Fuck those might cost a thousand new but I bet you can get one 2nd hand a fraction of the price, instruments go down in value as fast as new cars.

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>>12307695
Oh no.

>> No.12308543

>>12308523
>strad
>thousands of pounds
How are you posting from the 1940s?

>> No.12308547
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>>12308543
He's talking about the ones they are playing.

>> No.12308559

>>12308511
is this fucking real

this angers me as a joke and a real device

>> No.12308565
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>>12308099
ONLY JACK CAN MAKE SOMETHING SO EASY LOOK SO SHITTY

>> No.12308568

>>12308547
>Tfw boomers think you can only boil it microwave sausage
>Tfw ketchup on hotdogs

>> No.12308574

>>12307695
I ain't gonna say anything because I fucking love me a fried bologna and egg sandwich

>> No.12308576
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>>12308568
Literally nothing wrong with ketchup on hot dogs.

>> No.12308592

>>12308576
You gotta be 18+ to post here friend, please leave

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>>12308592
You have to be not a faggot to post here.

>> No.12308691

>>12305395
That paki fuck eating the hard boiled egg never ceases to piss me the fuck off

>> No.12308697
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>>12307501
>taps knife

>> No.12308707

Someone post webms of Ja/ck/ making an ahegao face to eat food

>> No.12308718

>>12308707
How about you eat my anus instead?

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>>12305276
Nice

>> No.12308896

>>12308547
Why would someone watching buy this instead of doing it themselves with a knife?
Are children even interested in hot dog deconstructions?

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>>12307695

>> No.12308969

>>12307695
Based depression era food

>> No.12309153
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>> No.12309165

>>12308600
Oh god, this is gonna be bad.
Oh no, that looks revolting.
What the fuck are you doing?
WHAT ARE YOU-
AGH!

Oh, shit, that actually looks pretty good.

>> No.12309591

>egg guy hurr durr
>jack fucks up a corndog
>jack slices into undercooked chicken
>jack uses watermelon unitasker the wrong way
>jack flicks away pork fat
>jack slices a pie he's cooked and it's all watery
>that one fucking very high production value commercial of food
>^ but with shots of jack interspersed
>bbq video, you know the one
>girl swallowing a stick of butter
>italian sandwich, one with mushed up french fries, one without
>mexican cuisine webm in multiple parts
>grilled cheese scene from chef
>eel being cooked alive
>epic webm making a hot pocket from scratch, the one that loops and goes :) a bunch of times
>casserole with a bunch of tortilla chips
>italian pasta sauce recipe by mary(?), shot of her rinsing the onion
>how to open a coconut
>glaze being poured over strange desserts
>a gorillion top-down tasty-style recipe webms
>butcher carelessly and really quickly working around a band saw
>corn covered in cheese and crustless bread
what did I miss

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>>12309591

>> No.12309627

>>12308511
I like how her hair will be the defining style for the decade and I can't wait for product to leave

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>>12307569
Screenshot'd for gayness

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>>12309645
I haven't watched the movie. Does he drive up a mountain for the cold or is the Zootown divided into climate zones like in a video game?

>>12309650
You are very new here, aren't you?

>> No.12309668
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>>12309661
It's divided into distinct climate controlled zones. They even show things like massive air conditions cooling Tundra Town and blowing the resulting hot air into Sahara Square. Pretty good detail.

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>>12309661
>You are very new here, aren't you?
Only newfags say that

>> No.12309952

>>12308499
The west isn't bad as a whole, just North America and England which at this point is just parroting what Murrica does.

>> No.12309958

>>12306668
>putting pussy on a pedestal
have sex

>> No.12309986

>>12308897
>fork in non stick pan

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>>12308452
>puts all the salt in the middle of the fucking egg
>prepping food for his wife and her bull
>connected with amazon spying device
>smartphone app for fucking salt

I can hear the trumpets sound.

>> No.12310035

>>12309668
>milky falls
>frigid docks
>rocky humps
>big dunes
>woody slopes
Is this a porn?

>> No.12310050

>>12308335
Interesting. I don't think anywhere but the US has 'sticks' of butter though.

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>>12305276

>I've never drank Champagne before or opened a bottle teehee, here's $150 of Tattinger on the floor bc views teehee

>> No.12310056

>>12308452
Holocaust when?

>> No.12310057
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>>12305276
She's nearly vomiting but still accepts that piece of chocolate without any resistance. This pale skin nice boobs and cute face combined with this submissive mindset, I bet she would be one of the best fucks you could get.

>> No.12310112

>>12309668

Air conditioners dont "blow hot air" as a result of cooling an area. They are typically closed loop systems with the warmer air of an area being sucked back into the unit in order to be conditioned, thus keeping the area under proper pressurization. It's a terrible detail to the movie and I walked out when I saw it.

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>>12308465
he was going to go to prison for making that copper thing explode when the manufacturers sued him

they settled out of court which involved him doing the redo video and a 'private' video for the ceo along with a shit ton of money for spreading lies about the company

no wonder scat scalfani got a second stroke

>> No.12310126

>>12306668
Go dilate.

>> No.12310130

>>12308499
>#beingindianstyle
There is just no way the rest of the world will ever take indians seriously, let alone look up to them.

>> No.12310135

>>12310053
Sorry, but she does a legitimately funny performance there. Three Stooges tier physical comedy. If it offends you that she's a woman, that's your own problem.

>> No.12310167

>>12305395
one day the faggot who posts this in every single fucking thread will pass away(due to his morbid obesity). That day will be the happiest day of my life. How will I know? Trust me, I'l know.

>> No.12310169

>>12305522
kek

>> No.12310182

>>12310050
you can just carve a fitting piece of a block of butter tho

>> No.12310185

>>12307695
10/10 would eat sandwich with grandpa

>> No.12310192

>>12309153
he is so fucking old omg

>> No.12310196

>>12309692
this

>> No.12310197

>>12309617
is this the egg emperor

>> No.12310205

>>12309692
when you only have $299.99

>> No.12310315

>>12308511
This almost has to be a parody for juicero

>> No.12310322

>>12309617
So THAT'S how he gets out...

>> No.12310330

>>12305395
HOW?????

>> No.12310345
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>>12305276

source? name?

>> No.12310348

>>12305522
jej

>> No.12310349

>>12310345

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgigpC-xAB8

>> No.12310385

>>12308511
It just isn't the same without hearing this woman's accent(s)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stTzLmoStsU
I can't imagine any practical reason for this that doesn't involve fleecing VCs.

>> No.12310481

>>12305522
lel

>> No.12310502

>>12308335
>put butter on anything with this new amazing product!
>first take the butter and put it on the food!
>...

>> No.12310506

>>12308335
>[basically anything]
what did they mean by this?

>> No.12310513

>>12307501
>Literally falls off the bone
Nice job overcooking it

>> No.12310523

>>12308452
>my systems detect you already had too much salt dave

>> No.12310530

>>12310385
WHY DOES SHE SAY FRESH WITH AN ACCENT? IT'S AN ENGLISH WORD

>> No.12310534

>>12308897
>those big chuncks of boiled onion
i feel ill

>> No.12310546

>>12310506
look buddy, you wanna butter your girl's asshole up, fine. we're not gonna ask questions

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>>12309591
Cockroach salts his elbows.

>> No.12310722

>>12308335
does this connect to wifi?

>> No.12310731

>>12308499
god they should have nuked india instead

>> No.12310757

>>12310167
This webm is like that hideous hag in /s/'s latex threads. It's unavoidable. You can only accept it and look past it.

>> No.12310774

>>12310112
It still has to release heat to the exterior.

>> No.12310832

>>12308592
>Criticizes and polices the personal tastes of others
>Calls others underaged
You apparently have not matured enough to realize different people have different preferences. I bet you also get heated in discussions about pineapple on pizza.

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>>12306668
>t.

>> No.12310875

>>12308335
do americans really?

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>> No.12310888
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>>12307695
>>12308897
Based and quitegoodpilled

>> No.12310895

>>12309153
He looks really weird now

>> No.12310981

>>12310883
Yup, just had me a handful of flax seed and washed it down with my daily glass of olive oil, garlic, and tumeric. Sure is yummy. SO HEALTHY

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>> No.12311092

>>12306668
get surgery

>> No.12311120

>>12310584
Wait....do cockroaches have elbows?

>> No.12311123

>>12310774
I could feel him killing himself when you posted this.

>> No.12311131

>>12310349
Is it just me or is she actually uggo af

>> No.12311140

>>12311123
Good

>> No.12311330

>>12305276
The oboeist is cuter

>> No.12311357

>>12310119
>copper thing explode
Was that the red appliance with the omelette looking thing popping out? I usually see the WebM with the Dark Souls "You Died" superimposed.

>> No.12311364

>>12311120
yes

>> No.12311398

>>12305395
fpbp

>> No.12311549

>>12306648
He has to sell them all

>> No.12311640

>>12308335
i would be interested in meeting a person who earnestly describes themselves as a "butter lover"

>> No.12311669

>>12310774

No it doesnt fuckface. Air handler units suck back the hot air that is in the airspace into a mixing plenum that brings in a little outside air and then passes that air through a coil that is filled with cold liquid. The only air that is ever "released to the exterior" is exhaust air which typically comes from bathrooms and kitchens.

>> No.12311692

>>12311669
I didn't say that the hot air is released, I said heat is released. Which is usually taken away from the air conditioner by passing ambient air from outside across the condenser, which, guess what, makes the air hot.

>> No.12311720

>>12308335
theyre has to more to life than this

>> No.12311729
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>>12308452
>pass the salt honey
>sorry anon wifi is down

>> No.12311737

>>12308592
mmm sure love me some projection

>> No.12311812

>>12311692

that puts a totally different paint job on things flapjack, I thought you were saying the actual unit was blowing out hot air. I consider you based and redpilled.

>> No.12311969

>>12308499
this has got to be a meme

>> No.12311993

>>12308511
her hair is going to look really shitty in 10 years

>> No.12312112

>>12310385
FDDDDDDESH TORDDDDDDDDILLAS

>> No.12312132

>>12308452
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>> No.12312203

>>12310119
Huh?
Nice fan fiction but I would advise you to have sex.

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>>12312203
ok scat
we know the truth about what happened and you cant delete comments here, so enjoy your ptsd from this copper toilet seat of humiliation

that'll teach you, you obese misshapen buffoon

>> No.12312297

>>12312271
The truth is you should be medicated. Stop stalking people and do something constructive with your life, or at least have sex.

>> No.12312305

>>12310895
He looks good for 71.

>> No.12312317

>>12308099
Wat.

>> No.12312392

>>12310119
Source?

>> No.12312416

>>12306474
You can wash a saxophone. I guess at the absolute worst they'd have to replace the pads if they got sticky.

>> No.12312472

>>12308691
Fuck you hadn't even seen that before, now can't unsee

>> No.12312498

>>12306668
>have sex
ok, bend over then

>> No.12312788

>>12309952
Whiter than u

>> No.12312814

>>12305395
What's interesting is that egg-based dishes are actually one of the healthier dishes to eat from street vendors in India.

>> No.12312856

>>12307695
>>12307825
>>12308118
>>12308542
>>12308574
based featureman. actual multimillionaire producing hq content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo is the peak

>> No.12312875

>>12311729
kek'd

>> No.12312983

>>12312856
>Fork Cartel
10/10

>> No.12312991

>>12309645
This is incredibly adorable.

>> No.12313000

>>12312983
>this is what a spoon looks like

>> No.12313004

>>12313000
omg it gets way better. this was only the beginning

>> No.12313005

>>12305395
this never gets old lol

>> No.12313023

>>12311640
ive heard of ppl eating nothing but hard butter on crackers lol

>> No.12313034

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY9YTf3kVxo
>I remember the bombing of Pearl Harbor

>> No.12313114

>>12308576

Can I have some hot dog with my sauce bun please?

>> No.12313139

>>12308547
this webm makes me happy :)

>> No.12313185

>>12308547

I would let the boys make my hot dog happy :^)

>> No.12313213

>>12310722
based and IoT-pilled

>> No.12313218

>>12305522
maybe he's gay, don't know if it matters

>> No.12313227

>>12306474
>thousands of monies
>irreplaceable

Hmm...

>> No.12313253

>>12305276
need more of this girl. where does she live?

her physical home address?

>> No.12313261

>>12305276
oh my christ i want to fuck that whore

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>>12309591
THE CRAB

>> No.12313288

>>12307695
He cooked it with the plastic ring still on it...

>> No.12313596

>>12310530
It's not even consistent she switches it from time to time

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>>12310167
4chanX has a filter feature where you can filter images by their MD5, which is sort of like a digital fingerprint. Most of these videos and pictures keep their fingerprint when downloaded and re-uploaded. The only way to change it is to make direct changes to the video (compression, resolution, adding audio, etc) so filtering by MD5 is really reliable. It hides the post entirely, not just the text. I recommend giving it a shot. You can also filter commonly used text shitposts like "bump/incel/cringe/yikes".

Pic related. In the last decade or however long, I've filtered 1,425 images.

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>>12310546
Don't do that. It's one of those combinations that cause this funky smell that you wouldn't expect because it smells like neither butter or ass. Like coconuts with raw chicken that's been left out for 2 days.

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>>12308452
My hot water heat has wifi. My microwave has wifi. My coffee maker has wifi. Things are really getting pretty out of control here.

>> No.12313738

>>12311330
The bari sax player is the cutest.

>> No.12313751

>>12308511
>Corn
...
>Water, Stone-ground flour
Oh, so that's where corn comes from.

>> No.12313816
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>>12313658
Da FuK!

>> No.12313875
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>>12310112
>>12311669

>> No.12313914

>>12308452
>attempt to salt steak after wrecking a globalist POS on social media
>you have been banned from the SMALT app for "harassment", access to the salt service is denied
it's bad enough that Silicon Valley lefties control how we communicate, do we have to give them control of our kitchens too?

>> No.12314023
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>>12305395

>> No.12314091

>>12312132
probably the people in charge with directing the advertisement

>> No.12314119
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>> No.12314121
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>> No.12314134

>>12309627
>>12311993
Why the fuck are you faggots talking about hair in a cooking board?

>> No.12314170
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>> No.12314177

>>12314134
>cooking board
kek

>> No.12314195
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>> No.12314201
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>> No.12314205
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>> No.12314207

>>12309153
Holy shit he's so grey now. I haven't seen him in years.

>> No.12314208
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>> No.12314210
File: 2.93 MB, 600x336, The Best Beef Burrito Recipe _ SAM THE COOKING GUY 4K.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.12314220
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>>12310895
That's because he didn't shave. He looked young af when he shaves.

>>12309153
must be such a fun guy

>> No.12314226

>>12314201
It's more a media thing than a female thing, actually.

>> No.12314288
File: 2.85 MB, 600x336, Female American Species Discovers Fast Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12314288

>>12314226
Sure

>> No.12314294

>>12314288
imagine eating food and your companion is doing all this shit
embarrassing

>> No.12314303

>>12314288
Yeah, she was paid to do that. Thanks for proving my point, buddy.

>> No.12314345

>>12314303
>she was paid to do that
>but in dozens of their other videos everyone acts normal
yea shitstain, they don't tell her to make stupid faces so their views can get turned off

>> No.12314346

>>12314288
Mark Wiens called, he wants his crazy face back.

I want to smack this cunt in the face with a fry pan!

>> No.12314445

>>12314121
i no called no showed that place once

>> No.12314453

>>12309627
I've never seen that hairstyle anywhere but in that video, but I do like it.

>> No.12314454

>>12311640
I'm a butter lover, got a problem with that?

>> No.12314461
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>> No.12314478

>>12314461
lets be real, that probably tastes like shit

>> No.12314479

>>12308511
They could have at least designed a machine that makes more than one tortilla at a time.

>> No.12314484
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>> No.12314495
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>> No.12314502
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>> No.12314507

>>12310035
the whole movie is literally fetish bait

>> No.12314546

>>12314502
that fat girl is really cute, i would sex her

>> No.12314562

>>12313914
>have to
Nobody is forcing you to use any of the services. If people are stupid, fuck em.

>> No.12314578

>>12310057
>She's nearly vomiting but still accepts that piece of chocolate without any resistance
Wtf is wrong with you fucking savages

>> No.12314586

>>12305522
xd
>>12306668
eJaCuLaTe

>> No.12314631

>>12314546
Disgusting pig fucker kys

>> No.12314696

>>12313267
Why come?

>> No.12314715

>>12309153
>you will never share a terminator protein shake with arnold on his porch as he tells you stories from all the movies he made

fuck

>> No.12314739

>>12310981
based moron

>> No.12314760

>>12311131
It's not just you btw, /ck/ is just thirsty and most people on 4channel would go crazy for anything in a low cut dress.

>> No.12314798
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12314798

>>12314461
why do americans think its okay to use spongecake for every "custom cake"

its like in cakeboss, EVERY CAKE they make is sponge. talentless fat pieces of shit

>> No.12314805

>>12314798
you dont like sponge?

>> No.12314833

>>12308592
Hot dogs are an abomination anyways, like a roastie, everything is fair game, no matter how depraved.

>> No.12314839

>>12308099
Didn't even cook the flour. THAT IS RAW!!

>> No.12314851

>>12314805
I don't like you FUCKING Americans coming to our website trying to instill your shitty subhuman values and ideas.

>> No.12314905
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>> No.12314931
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>>12314851
hey thats not me, i like americans.

>>12314805
i like sponge, but it has to be a proper sponge, not american sponge, that shit is horrible. i have tried sponge from 4 different states, all basicly the same tasteless chemical cake.

for me its drommekage

>> No.12314938

>>12314905
wha meat

>> No.12314939

>>12314931
whats american sponge? like packet or something

>> No.12314978

>>12314938

looks like ostrich maybe? Some kinda big bird with a long neck

>> No.12314995

>>12314839
yeah but it explicitly tells you on the bag not to eat raw flour and as a lazy man he would not read that

>> No.12315174
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>>12314502
The diets of fat people always astonish me.

>> No.12315260

>>12315174
per week?

>> No.12315265

>>12314288
>it's a media thing
>nuh uh lemme disprove that by posting more mediashit
what was going through your mind here

>> No.12315267

>>12315260
Per day.

>> No.12315330

>>12314210
I can't stand this faggot. Tortilla is way too big for the amount of filling.

>> No.12315367

>>12315174
Those first four items alone could feed me for at least two days. I can't fathom how people think shoveling that much food into themselves is normal, healthy or morally acceptable. Fat people should be put in camps until they become skinny or expire.

>> No.12315372

>>12307501
reeeee his retarded cuts are always so fucking random
t. son of a butcher

>> No.12315387

>>12313253
>>12305276

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgigpC-xAB8

>> No.12315476 [DELETED] 
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>>12305276
where do i find more of these vids? pls

>> No.12315498

>>12305276
who's the singer?
i didn't see her name in the youtube link

>> No.12315507

>>12315498
nevermind it's Dylan C. Moore

>> No.12315534
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12315534

Are you more than 120lbs? Even a 5ft6 125lb woman's BMR is close to 1400 calories a day.

>> No.12315540

>>12315534
to >>12315367

>> No.12315608

>>12309692
>only newfags say that
only newfags say that

>> No.12315658

>>12310992
>tfw no italo-jewish mommy gf

>> No.12315777

>>12306474

This. Also that qt is nice. Would gape her holes.

>> No.12315793

>>12307695

Poor old boyo. Lived all this time and still cooks like shit. Watching him struggle to get it all together made me sad

>> No.12315810

>>12305395
Its unfortunate he died. He was walking when a vehicle struck him and went into a coma. His family had to pull the plug. His son is not continuing the egg business. R.I.P eggbro.

>> No.12315811

>>12315810
source

>> No.12315812
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>> No.12315819

>>12314345
Yes, they do. You think actors express genuine emotions, do you?

>> No.12315825
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12315825

LOLOL EGGS

>> No.12315830
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12315830

HOW

>> No.12315833
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DOES

>> No.12315834
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EGG

>> No.12315836
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DUDE EGG LMAO

>> No.12315838
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12315838

EGGS EGGS

>> No.12315840
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12315840

LOL EGGS

>> No.12315843
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12315843

HE GOES THROUGH THE EGGSIT

>> No.12315844
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12315844

EGG FORT

>> No.12315847
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12315847

BAD FILENAME

>> No.12315849
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12315849

EGG!

>> No.12315853
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12315853

LOL CHAD EGG

>> No.12315859
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12315859

LE EGG FORT

>> No.12315860

>>12315174
Mirin' the bloat

>> No.12315862
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12315862

EGGS?

>> No.12315869
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12315869

egg

>> No.12315874
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12315874

no egg

>> No.12315877
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FUCK EGGS

>> No.12315885
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12315885

We all know Ja/ck/ BBQs the best eggs. webm related

>> No.12315956

>>12315811
contact his family for source koon.

>> No.12315978

>>12315862
>how to ruin egg+bacon.webm

>> No.12316035
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>>12314939
there is a difference in the way it is assembled and american sponge mostly uses margarine/oil instead of butter.
both the assembly method and the addition of butter stem from differences between european and American flours, Because European flours are lower in protein, or gluten, than U.S. ones, flour contributes less to the structure of the cake. Beating whole eggs for a prolonged period over heat with sugar begins a coagulation that keeps air bubbles trapped for rising. Butter is added to increase moisture and tenderness, wich really makes for a better cake in my opnion anon.

>> No.12316036

>>12314905

great i love eating just an entire bell pepper for dinner whilst i have to vicariously enjoy the meat by watching my friends tackle an entire plate of just meat and another eat a dozen lime leaf rolls.

Smiling faggot

>> No.12316213

>>12313738
...that's what I meant. Are they both bari sax players?

>> No.12316237

>>12315843
There must be a better way for them to cook that egg. What about hard or soft boiled or on a rock?

>> No.12316279
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>>12316036
>whilst
>lime leaf rolls
pretty good bait

>> No.12316416

>>12316213
>Are they both bari sax players?
dear brainlet,
the cute girl on the left is on bari - it's a big horn for you
the other female is playing an alto

>> No.12316423

>>12316416
btw, there is no oboe

>> No.12316434
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>>12316416
>the other female

>> No.12316457

>>12316434
o lol sorry
in the full video you can see her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgigpC-xAB8

>> No.12316605

>>12308511
Like, just one tortilla? And just flour and water? No pork grease? No salt?

You're making my mamá cry, lady.

>> No.12316753

>>12315862
>salmonella avocado
>yummy

>> No.12316868

>>12314715
>you will never sit on his porch drinking alcoholic protein drinks while he tells you stories of the movies he's been as if the events in the movies actually happened

>> No.12316913

>>12310112
>goes to a kids movie with talking animals
>anon has fun with his neice, she's clapping and smiling and is all excited
>anon is happy to go outside for once rather than spending another friday night letting his skin bleach from the light of his monitor
>movie starts, anon has to tell his neice to quiet down, she can barely contain herself
>anon smiles for the first time in a long while
>suddenly, admist the light hearted jokes, he sees it
>the airconditioners
>they don't work like they do in real life
>unlike everything else in this movie, that is realistic to a tee
>anon stands up, screeches loudly
>kids start crying
>anons niece asks what's wrong
>none can be heard, for anons screech deafens all sound ever experienced
>amidst his screams, tears flow
>he tries to make a coherent sound, but is unable
>the light switches on
>anon now notices everyone is looking at him
>flushed with embarrasment, he flees the scene
>he returns home, locks his basement door, swears to never leave again
>takes on the noble duty to warn innocent bystanders of the horrors he has seen
>day and night for years he tells people of the air conditioners in zootopia and the dangers they bring
>he tells them people have gone missing, presumed dead, because of them
>no one listen
>but no one understands his pain or his loss
>for it was this horror that forced anon to flee
>and his neice was never seen again

>> No.12316936

>>12315843
this is such bullshit lol, nobody would ever cook an egg that way. Like never. I can't even think of a less efficient / more wasteful way of cooking an egg. You can tell it's for the show by the way the kids are looking on like "what the fuck are they doing?"
My bet is they just poke a hole in the egg and drink from it raw, or, if they want it cooked, bury the whole egg in it's shell in hot sand from the fire. Personally, I would drink that sucker raw and be totally satiated and hydrated for the whole day.

>> No.12317104

>>12316936
Yeah, the webm has cut out a shot from the original video where you can see a bunch of pots and pans hanging in the background.

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>>12316936
>Personally

>> No.12317142

>>12305522
Zozzle

>> No.12317159

>>12308897
Does he have anymore of these fascinating secrets of Hollywood?

>> No.12317960

>>12314119
Was that sour cream or ricotta

>> No.12317974

>>12312132
San Francisco exists in a complete bubble. They have no idea that everyone does not use technology all the time every day

>> No.12317989

>>12305276
kek

>> No.12317998

>>12308452
>hey man, pass the salt
>nah dude the internet is down, it won't work.

>> No.12318020

>>12315838
looks delicious. I'd smash those EGGS. Healthy too; it was cooked very well, yum.

>> No.12318028
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>>12308452
Fuck this gay earth.

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>>12316279
wuuuuut

>> No.12318048
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>>12308335
>butter lovers

>> No.12318050

>>12315849
yiiiiii that's a sleepy teddy aww

>> No.12318058
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>>12308452
so they slapped a bunch of unrelated shit into one product and expect me to waste 50 dollars on it?

>> No.12318063

>>12308452
looks kinda big for an assplug my dude
also fuck SF (so_many fags)

>> No.12318067

>>12308335
>butter
ruined

>> No.12318083

>>12315812
virgin businesslet vs chad eggmaster

>> No.12318084
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12318084

oops im late to the party

>> No.12318087

>>12315885
I can't wait to use this thing when it gets warmer

>> No.12318156

>>12314905
he's a big guy

>> No.12318268

>>12315847
How the fuck do you even overcook boiled eggs that badly ffs

>> No.12318636

>>12317960
ricotta

>> No.12318673
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12318673

>>12317159

>> No.12318739

>>12318268
huh?

>> No.12318751
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12318751

>>12318673
Based.

>> No.12318892

>>12314905
>manly tears cooking a quail

>> No.12319011

>>12305276
Why do I want to punch this ugly cunt in the face and this piss on her face as she lies passed out on the ground?

>> No.12319106

>>12319011
>wannabe alpha Chad detected

>> No.12319172

>>12319011
Sexual repression.

>> No.12319180

>>12317974
We all use technology all the time every day. Are you a nudist? Clothes are a technology. Do you stay outside all the time? Buildings are a technology.

>> No.12319378

>>12306474
Brass is stupid easy to clean.

>> No.12319665

>>12318673
lmao

>> No.12320376
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12320376

>>12307695
didn't need these feels

>> No.12320475
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12320475

>>12316913
nice

>> No.12320876

>>12307561
>pigs

I doubt a turkish restaurant would serve pig

>> No.12321164

>>12309153

>gioddayam, he's old. I'm way better looking than him at 35

All these cringing at his age need to stfu. He's old. What the hell do you expect. At least he had something to show for himself when he was at his prime.

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