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the colonel fears the BEE

>> No.12310619

>>12310615
The colonel fears how autistic these jolly threads are.

>> No.12310622

>>12310615
Why does the mascot always look stoned?

>> No.12310623

>>12310615
buzz buzz

>> No.12310642

Bring back the Taco Bell threads

>> No.12310652 [DELETED] 
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They ALL fear the BEE. Watch the KFC and McDonald's shills pouring in.

>> No.12310659
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>>12310615
Popeyes knocking all of your autistic asses out.

>> No.12310782

>>12310615
>KFC cowers at the thought of being replaced as the US's worst fast food restaurant
Yeah, no shit

>> No.12310830

>>12310615
mmm chickenjoy

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>>12310615

>> No.12311142
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>>12310615
Reminder that in the Philippines, KFC serves its chicken with spaghetti and rice

>> No.12311152

>>12311142
So what you're saying is KFC is happy to assimilate in a shithole country while Jollibee's is unwilling to adjust their menu for the US market.

>> No.12311318
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Why does Jollibee have the best commercials?

>> No.12311713

>>12311318
holy shit, is that the whore from pornhub with that fucking amazing ass that does ASMR videos?

>> No.12311717

>>12311318
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT? I HATE JOLLIBEE NOW!

>> No.12311761

>>12311318
wtf

>>12311713
which one? I need to do some research

>> No.12312715

>>12310659
jollibee is better than popeyes

>> No.12312723

>>12311318
Holy shit that is some high grade cuckcore.

>> No.12312731

>Fazoli's combined with KFC
Can it possibly get worse than this?

>> No.12312811

>>12312731
And worse than both

>> No.12312824

>>12310615
He shouldn't, that food looks sickly

>> No.12312827

>>12311318
well its official
jolliebees is the restaurant for cucks

>>12310615
doubt it, they dont exist in most of the US

>> No.12312831

>>12310615
>colonel has his own holiday in Japan
>bee has nothing but these threads

sad

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>>12311318
I knew something was coming, but damn.

>> No.12313359

>>12310619
IT'S JUST THAT ONE GUY OK

#NOTALLJOLLIS

>> No.12313373

>>12311717
>he hasn't seen the other jollybee commercial

>> No.12313393
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>>12313373
Jollibee 2: Electric Boogaloo

>> No.12313404

>>12311318
>>12313393
what the FUCK is with these jollibee ads

>> No.12313415

>>12313404
is oneitis a common trait among flips?

>> No.12313421

>>12311318
>>12313393
this is some No Exit shit right here

>> No.12313443
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https://youtu.be/UNDpEUCBYkk

>> No.12313454

>>12313393
>>12311318
fucking hell jollibees what the fuck

>> No.12313469

>>12313404
I think their commercials are like mini movies/storylines. I don't know if it's a Jollibee thing or a Philippines thing, but the Youtube videos are longer than the webms and there are clear arcs, etc. It's weird as shit but amazing.

>> No.12313880
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12313880

>Another thread for the BEE.

>> No.12314075

>>12313404
>>12313469
Flips are big on cheesy unrequited love stories, they're probably aimed at young moms who are going to be feeding their kids, the kids are going to ask for it anyway so just gotta get mom on board

>> No.12314098

Just a reminder that jolibee makes the best chicken pagpag in the philipines.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c7gDBVmgIRA

>> No.12314100

>>12313880
What a big deal!!!

>> No.12314101

>>12314098
What the hell

>> No.12314110

>>12311152
it kinda distinguishes them so why change

>> No.12314126

>>12314101
Kfc is merely "finger lickin good," while jolibee is so good that it's worth eating leftover cartilage out of a flip landfill the next day. Yummers

>> No.12314257

>>12313393
Fast food is for escaping the agony of real life, not embracing it.

>> No.12314619

pasta and rice with fried chicken seems like a terrible combo honestly. their past looks disgusting as well

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Press S to spit on grave

>> No.12314634

>>12314619
>their past looks disgusting as well
so does yours. full of failure, mistakes, and cringe. but unlike the BEE your present is also the same

>> No.12315312

>>12311318
FUCK

>> No.12315324

>>12310615
They're both shit.

>> No.12315375

>>12311318
>>12313393
they get damn good actors, I'll say

>> No.12315727

>>12310622
Stoned? he looks like he is planning some evil shit in OP

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Gentlemen

>> No.12316229

>>12311318
this is your life, /ck/

>> No.12316242

>>12314098
DELET THIS

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>>12311152
>unwilling to adjust their menu for the US market.
because amerilards eat nothing but lard and HFCS. It's not easy to adapt to such tragedy of a palate

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apparently eating KFC during christmas is kind of thing in japan

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>>12315961
*blocks your path*

>> No.12316670

>>12310642
This. Jolybee isn't even fun because they have like 3 locations in the US total. Probably like only 5 people on this board have eaten there.

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>white rice as a side at a fast food restaurant

Are the flips just poor or do they do this intentionally?

>> No.12316728

>>12316712
I've never thought of white rice as an indication of poverty. It's pretty standard with chinese food. Also fuck the "brown rice is healthier" meme. I just want regular soft white rice.

>> No.12317444

>>12316500
apparently your mom being a fucking whore is kind of a thing around the world

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>> No.12317490

>>12316712
It’s intentional. Asians just prefer rice over fries.

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>>12310615
Nobody can stop Popeye the Sailor Man, not even the bee.

>> No.12318320

>>12315961
Their tendies are unironically the best I've ever had at a fast food place. I'm pissed the one by me went under after only a few years.

>> No.12318402

>>12316712
you just outed your stupidity now stop posting,

>> No.12318415

>>12316246
Where on the doll did the American touch your crush?

>> No.12318444

>>12317490
Well fries are full of fat and loaded with salt, rice is probably healthier

>> No.12318588

>>12311318
plot twist: that's her sister

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>>12313393
Okay now we need a commercial featuring another guy watching the girl that's watching the original guy with the original girl

>> No.12318888

>>12310659

I wish but after they got acquired by RBI their quality declined significantly.

>> No.12318903

>>12311318
That's not even a commercial, that's a horror short.

>> No.12319320

>>12316670
I ate there a few times in the Philippines. It's incredibly shitty, which confirms that people are being paid to post these threads.

>> No.12320552

>>12311318

Post part two you double nigger

>> No.12320560

>>12319320

I eat there sometimes, I live in Cebu. Its OK, I stay away from the spaghetti though.

>> No.12320756

>>12320552
>>12313393

>> No.12321039

>>12311142
And they don't Jew you when it comes to gravy and other sauces.

>> No.12321048

>>12316246
Immediately dropped. Learn how to spell.

>> No.12321198

>>12313393
Now this one is sad. The dude from the first video had a good thing, but the good thing didn't make it known that she wanted him. Both parties are at fault.