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/ck/ webm thread

>> No.12320561

What a bad start.

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>> No.12320588

Silly anon, that's not a webm.

>> No.12320595

beautiful, who is she?

>> No.12320596 [DELETED] 
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Is this?

>> No.12320598 [DELETED] 

Porn is so fucking weird, why is literally all of it stuff like this. Who finds this hot

>> No.12320601

The hell is up with her neck? Does she have fucking fishing line tied around it?

>> No.12320604 [DELETED] 

Nope, still not a webm. Just a boring porn gif.

>> No.12320611


>> No.12320613 [DELETED] 
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Are you more of a jav man?

>> No.12320630 [DELETED] 

I'm more of a cute amateurs that aren't lard asses kind of guy.

>> No.12320631 [DELETED] 

the guys body is so unmasculine like a little child

its also basically impossible to have sex like this unless your dick is like 4 inches long

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>the guys body is so unmasculine like a little child
Well, he's Japanese

>its also basically impossible to have sex like this unless your dick is like 4 inches long
Well, he's Japanese

>> No.12320647 [DELETED] 
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>he doesn't like fat ass ethnic and bigger bitches
Just laughing at your life

>> No.12320655

*nigger bitches

>> No.12320657

It's a shirt

>> No.12320660 [DELETED] 

People who dont have a healthy sex life. Amateur porn is great though.

>> No.12320661 [DELETED] 

man i havent fucked a girl in the ass in so long

tfw 9 year girlfriend wont give me the booty

lets me eat her ass at least

>> No.12320662 [DELETED] 

Well, I'm not a nigger so naturally I don't like fatties. Not living in a hungerstriken shithole for centuries means evolution didn't have to hardwire me that way.

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>9 year girlfriend

>> No.12320672

Why would you date a girl for nine years and not get married. Fuck lol. Either have a family and be an adult or fuck other bitches who like stuff in their buttholes.

>> No.12320674

we don't want kids and she doesn't want to be married because her parents divorced nastily

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Eww, tattoos. That makes her look so trashy.

>> No.12320679

If she doesn't want to have children she is literally a worthless hole. Fuck other women who want kids or ones who don't. Either way devoting yourself to a genetic dead end is literal insanity.

>> No.12320681

>t. will marry the first vagina he sticks his dick in
hope you dont like money

>> No.12320690

I have fucked literally 34 women and got married at 30. Try again.

>> No.12320691

i don't want to have children.


why do you people infect *every other* board? you don't belong here, you never did, and you weren't wanted. just stay in your containment subsite.

>> No.12320696

Not him but I don't want someone who makes retarded life choices like you here either. A gf of 9 years... kill yourself

>> No.12320700

cool story bro

>> No.12320706

Shut the fuck up genetic dead end retard freak. Enjoy your girlfriend with obvious daddy issues. I bet she fucked her dad during that messy divorce and loved it.

Imagine dating someone so immature they let their parents divorce define their life.

You are a fucking faggot. Get off my board.

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>everything i don't agree with is /pol/

>> No.12320710

Have sex.

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>> No.12320719

You offering?

>> No.12320729

Imagine being so „mature“ that you autostically sperg out and project your perverse incestual fantasies on random people on the internet.

>> No.12320749

embarrassing child


>> No.12320755

hehe aren't women so stupid, all they are for is my superior white male genetics to be deposited in

>> No.12320759

This but unironically

>> No.12320762

Nice typing. Great grammar.

>> No.12320767

Daddy daughter is not perverse and 4channel does not tolerate kink shaming. Enjoy your ban.

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>> No.12320878

this but yes precisely

>> No.12320882

i hate this world

>> No.12320884
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>> No.12320901

I'm also an incel btw

>> No.12320904

Based dog

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>> No.12320914

Holy fuck that's gay.
Imagine wasting all that time

>> No.12320919
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Yeah, they should spend their time on something worthwhile like us instead, fellow fourchanner

>> No.12320928

>posting animal abuse
fucking why?

>> No.12320939
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They're freeing it, you fucking retard.
You didn't even acknowledge my hilarious Scarface reference. Fuck you.

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>> No.12321085

yeah fuck eating that.

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People unironically find this shit attractive now. Makes my fucking blood boil

>> No.12321094

They have always been mentally ill and blacks that found this attractive

>> No.12321101

Based doggo didn't want his friend the cat to be scared.

>> No.12321102
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He said people

>> No.12321108

>not Jack

how is this possible? does Jack have a doppelganger

>> No.12321111

Is there a version with Ja/ck/'s ring shooped in?

>> No.12321119

>final boss of Ookami

>> No.12321125
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This is genuinely painful to watch.

>> No.12321145

>that one little drip of butter that rolls off her tongue

I want to do that thing where she hangs her head upside down off the side of the bed and I fuck her in the throat as brutally as possible

>> No.12321162

>9 year girlfriend


>> No.12321163

The hell is up with this poster, is he just pretending to be retared?

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The mods should ban your underaged ass for your poor reading comprehension.

Yeah, it was a joke. Relax, man.

>> No.12321186

Agreed, he just wanted to drag his dead friend around with him until he died

>> No.12321196


>> No.12321199

on a scale of 1 to Pink Sequence Pants, how many shit particles are in that food?

>> No.12321274

my girlfriend has a lot of tech support indians at her work (like everyone else)

one day this guy she works with a lot on reports walked by and was like "do you want some pistachios" and took raw pistachios out of his jean pocket and put them on her desk

she said this old black guy who sits across from her looked like he was turning red he was trying so hard not to laugh

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>> No.12321304

>9yo girlfriend
Lucky fucker.

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>> No.12321354

What a based man

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>she said this old black guy who sits across from her looked like he was turning red he was trying so hard not to laugh

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>> No.12321387
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The man is a comedic genius.

>> No.12321392

it's yeyo you cheeky fucker

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No, it's actually not.

>> No.12321470

Fucking retarded

>> No.12321533

nobody knows who she is? i want more vidyas

>> No.12321541

Absolutely based

>> No.12321617

for the dubs, Taylor Hill

>> No.12321668

well when the site you are disagreeing with is covered in /pol/ that's not a crazy thing to say or believe you dumb incel have sex cuck lmao NPCfag

>> No.12321715

Wasn't there a TV show that had a plot line like this? Wringing sweaty socks into lemonade?

>> No.12321746

You're covered in /pol/?

>> No.12321762

Because of how they cut the antlers off there's a good chance it will bleed out through the cut. They should have cut the other deer's antlers. For that reason, it is best to cauterize antlers or horns when removing them.

>> No.12322120

underrated post

>> No.12322165

you're on the one site on the internet that is no more than a click away from videos of people getting dismembered in industrial accidents, tentacle rape, intense discussion on a pregnant anne frank leading the confederacy to victory in the american civil war, or why people who enjoy big stomping robots are secretly gay furfags
but people who like obese landwhales is what triggers you

>> No.12322177

acclimating to new cultures takes time anon

>> No.12322209

You nails don't bleed when you cut them faggot

>> No.12322234

fairly oddparents
they were magic socks

>> No.12322274

Rockos modern life did this but with coffee

>> No.12322444

I want to lick her eyebrows

>> No.12322551

Fug I thought that donut was a raw liver or something at first

>> No.12323189

get surgery

>> No.12323208

God she's ugly

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>> No.12323319

Fuck off

>> No.12323542

>american grocery stores

>> No.12323554

I love this one. And the trips too

>> No.12323715

This needs subtitles. I'm just presuming she's saying something interesting. If not, this is a bad webm.

>> No.12323737
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>I'm just presuming she's saying something interesting
She's not. She has never had to.

>> No.12323746

She's obviously acting for something. It all depends on whoever wrote her script.

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>> No.12323761

How does he get out?!

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>> No.12324054

Thank god, someone posted it

>> No.12324058

Wow! I'm so hard I'm going to explode! How did Rawvana lose so much weight so quickly???

>> No.12324061

Is this what I have to look forward to when i'm old?

>> No.12324072

If you're lucky.

>> No.12324088

faggot eating eggs on the right is the most disgusting man in this thread.

>> No.12324130

Second most disgusting man at worst. I won't reveal the things that I do, but they're probably worse than you can imagine.

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WTF, I love london now !

>> No.12324246

>story time
I'm all ears, fren

>> No.12324251

add few drops of semen on top of that

>> No.12324295


She's in porn. I don't have a link on hand, but I recognize her easily.

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>> No.12324466

South Park did this but with hamburgers in ass

>> No.12324533
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the best WebM you'll ever see

>> No.12324538

she looks like she has really bad neck goiter after the 5 sec mark

>> No.12324547
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I keep forgetting how goddamn big those fellas get.

>> No.12324582

>blind once in the entirety of that 49 second wemb
jacks eyes are probably as dry as that cake bar

>> No.12324583

Based dog BTFOing that stupid zoomer's attempts to scare the cat

>> No.12324593
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He keeps them healthy with regular flushings of cayenne water.
I wonder who could have given him that idea.

>> No.12324652

I want those scallops

>> No.12324653

You just blow in from stupid town?

>> No.12324727

Do women actually eat food???

>> No.12324728

>stupid boomer opinions regurgitated by zoomers with no life experience

>> No.12324846

>Is this what I have to look forward to when i'm old?
Probably, the guys wife most likely died and used to make all his food for him and this is all he knows.

>> No.12324865

speedrunning food prep

>> No.12324878

Is he cooking some water?

>> No.12324909

>tfw no Taytay gf to eat doughnuts with

>> No.12324927

Not that anon but it's 40% of trans people admit to having suicidal thoughts; not that they kill themselves.

>> No.12324972

Would you eat raw water, retard?

>> No.12325305

>I made this so long ago
Why am I still here

>> No.12325308

I wanna eat her doughnut, if you know what I mean

>> No.12325309

It couldn't have been that long ago. If it was you'd know that once you're here, you're here forever.

>> No.12325310
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Here's a lobster taytay for your trouble

Make some new ones. We sure could use them.

>> No.12325319

I had a 3 month addiction where I made / dumped all manor of garbage webm (can someone find my tard making mashed potatoes or my lobster vending machine). Will do again since I've been approved for snappys. Might as well start cooking

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>> No.12325487

it would be extremely hairy

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>> No.12325702

there is no eggscape

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Sauce me.

>> No.12325842

It's the new Captain Marvel

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This is, without a shred of doubt, THE worst webm thread in the history of /ck/. Time to bring some chemo to you retarded shitposting cretins.

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>> No.12325915
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Making this tonight. Been on the stove simmering a couple hours.

>> No.12325921
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>> No.12325927

Looks good buddy, what time's din din?

>> No.12325933
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Will continue dumping later.

Probably in about an hour.

>> No.12325941

Ridiculous honestly

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extremely gay and faggotty

>> No.12326201

no wonder she's so skinny she doesn't know how to eat

>> No.12326213
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If you don't like beef stew with dumplings, fuck off back to Africa.

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>> No.12326227

You're also a worthless hole
II hope you win a darwin award

>> No.12326232
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>> No.12326238

Pink sequence pants

>> No.12326240
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>> No.12326245

12$ an hour.

>> No.12326248
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>> No.12326257
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>> No.12326303


The only time a black turns red is after hes been shot by a cop (or another black)

>> No.12326308

Physically impossible because it's not 95% jacktards circlejerking themselves

>> No.12326329

visibly not done in the middle and not how japanese pancakes are made/not fluffy.

>> No.12326333

you sound like a very angry, sad man.

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>> No.12326357

needs meat

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>> No.12326431

I still can't pronounce this. Is it

>> No.12326432

Name ten(ten) people that don't have fishing line tied around there neck.

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>> No.12326443

Well that was a funny post,thank you.

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>> No.12326447
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extremely based

>> No.12326448

The nice thing about /ck/ is that food and cooking tend to be apolitical by their very nature, so it's not easy to pollute this board in particular.

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>> No.12326510

This should be called the suicidewich. Heart attack guaranteed after the first bite or your money back.

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>> No.12326675

yikes too much work

>> No.12326693

And you faggots say American food is fattening

>> No.12326701
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>pancake mix
what the fuck is pancake mix, anyways?

>> No.12326724

Fucking BASED dog being tired of his "owner"'s shit.

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>> No.12326766

>not panko
looks good though

>> No.12326798

Give birth.

>> No.12326818

low IQ post

>> No.12326821

You're not suppose to pronounce the first r. It's more like wuss-tuh-shuh

>> No.12326839


>> No.12326870

just before niggers truly chimp out they go into song/dance mode and they sort of shuffle around screaming incoherently.

>> No.12326871

Jackie Chan

>> No.12326888

I see entire comedy movies today without a single thing in them as funny as this routine. This is Keaton-esque poetry.

>> No.12326891

I kinda want to eat that sandwich, but with some raw onions and mustard

>> No.12326894

>the one where he throws the scallop away

>> No.12326900

He took a bite with the plastic ring still on it. He probably is just a shitty cook.

>> No.12326911

wtf they wasted so much of it

>> No.12326913

I noticed that too, but he does in fact put the scallop in the bucket, just very fast.

>> No.12326925

>here's this sandwich, i'll put it in a wrapper so you don't get your hands dirty
>gets the wrapper dirty
for what reason

>> No.12327154

based al yankovic

>> No.12327252

This is a lot. Wow. I’d of enjoyed the show

>> No.12327254

This video is pretty good, to be honest

>> No.12327260

Every woman deserves to go to a ball

>> No.12327262

By blacks I think you mean Jamaicans. They love big bitches.

>> No.12327291

Very good video

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>> No.12327668


knife goes in, guts come out

>> No.12327709 [DELETED] 

have sex

>> No.12328141
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>> No.12328182
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>this is what keeps white men awake at night.

>> No.12328192

Amurican cuisine

>> No.12328210
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Trash belongs together

>> No.12328218

she will be a single mom or dead at some point.

>> No.12328238


We'll all be single moms or dead eventually.

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>> No.12328263

dose it?

>> No.12328274
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Behold the king of /ck/

>> No.12328280

Nice cat meme you instagram zoomer.

>> No.12328301

>a lobster died for this vapid wench

>> No.12328309

>imagine being so mad you are wanting to someone to die because shes marrying someone who is black

lmao. p.a.t.h.e.t.i.c

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>> No.12328315

Pretty sure that's a langoustine but at any rate that's not a lobster. That looks like a shit meme restaurant. What kind of shithole just plops one of those things down like that?

>> No.12328316

I'd say it's more irritating that he's shorter and fatter than her. I'm pretty sure she'd have a better chance of beating some ass if they were in danger.

>> No.12328318

Ehh, I might try out the dumpling part actually.
Just gotta find out what the fuck "self raising flour" is. Just flour with bakingpowder mixed in for lazy yanks?

>> No.12328323

>Just gotta find out what the fuck "self raising flour" is. Just flour with bakingpowder mixed in for lazy yanks?


It also has some salt in it.

>> No.12328327

ok chipbutty

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Don't listen to the angry /pol/ babies anon. They got lost on their way home from the grand wizard's house and they aren't very smart.

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The post is amusing because of her spherical shape!

Oh, and FUCK the jannies for getting my deer antler webm deleted. There was nothing wrong with it you sensitive little cunts. Maybe watch the whole thing because throwing a bitchfit next time.

>> No.12328355

wow hes still alive?

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Pretty sure that footage is from a zoo.
Observe the chimp hilariously seated next to Taytay as though it were a person.

>> No.12328366


I wish she'd peel my lobster if you know what I mean

>> No.12328368

Extremely lame. Your sense of humor is so boring. Surely you've realized by now nobody wants to listen to your shit.

>> No.12328369

The Proud Family did this with lemon bars and grandma jamming her foot in the mix.

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Thanks. I was pretty sure it was something an actual retard could mix at home instead of buying.
I don't expect everybody to be an expert chef, but fucking hell, man. Learn to make pancakes without buying "pancake mix". Goddamn.

>> No.12328374

That show was fucking weird.

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Not based
It's just a joke, you whiny baby. Not every slightly racist joke on 4chan is posted by an actual nazi.

>> No.12328393

the mohel at work

>> No.12328536

No, I'd vape it these days.

>> No.12328539

>Your sense of humor is so boring. Surely you've realized by now nobody wants to listen to your shit.

I do. This is why I am on 4chan.

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>> No.12328549

almost every weird ass cartoon did something like this

>> No.12328566

Claire really is bae

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>it's another "newfaggot doesn't know about 4chan's history with cat memes" episode

>> No.12328755

ironically /v/edditors are both the biggest newfags who stick out like sour thumbs and want to desperately fit in

>> No.12328927

this actually looks bretty gud

>> No.12328945

now that looks like something i could eat

>> No.12328987

that blasted hedgehog

>> No.12328992

>I'm fat because MUH GENETICS

>> No.12328995

do those expensive blenders not have a pulse setting?

>> No.12329002

It's more an issue of the expensive Youtube chefs not having any practical knowledge

>> No.12329015

this guy definitely is a boomer chad.

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into the oven you go

>> No.12329134

She doesn't even swallow it. She's hiding the food in the corner of her mouth. What a complete waste of time.

>> No.12329142

baste, thats actually a good technique once you realize what he is doing

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flavor saver, you know what that means right?

>> No.12329165

Whoa, youre right. That looks really weird. It looked so obvious i thought she was just gonna messily continue chewing while talking and that would be the gag, but no she literally chews it twice and shoves it away. Weird.

>> No.12329168

Has been a thing here before reddit even existed

>> No.12329178

>the average al/ck/ poster

>> No.12329230

based IPA user

>> No.12329305

What manner of autism is this?

>> No.12329332

>fake thicc eyebrows
boner killer

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Same grill.

How the fuck

>> No.12329399

Simple. Her jaw is extended with food in her mouth or when she is chewing or talking. When in natural resting position that's how she looks like normally

>> No.12329401

Blueberry swastikas

>> No.12329507

the comedic timing of this webm is fucking astounding

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>> No.12329569

Someone post party cheese please

>> No.12329623

>chopped herbs
yeah that's fucking helpful. god fuck these stupid fucking meme videos shot at the fps of a powerpoint presentation recorded directly birds eye view. they're all fucking bad

>> No.12329660

It's too much

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>the sag in the bench

>> No.12329937

I wish I was that donut

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>> No.12330104

what the FUCK is wrong with her neck

>> No.12330122

Notice how she doesn't chew or swallow the food. nobody in any movies or television does. They are all on strict diets and wouldn't dare eat a donut.

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It doesn't have my dick shoved down it

>> No.12330178

Fucking white people.
They act like they're above the "shitskins" but then reveal themselves to be the worst of them all when they think nobody's watching.
It would be funny if they didn't cause so much suffering to everyone on earth.

>> No.12330193

nice bait

>> No.12330195

Quite possibly the lowest effort b8 I've seen in quite some time.

>> No.12330199

>he's been through such brainwashing that he can't see how whites are universally hated (and rightly so)
POLtards never fail to amaze me

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I know you're just trolling for one of the many many other webms I have of coloureds doing something like that, but I don't mind indulging you.

>> No.12330223

The difference is that Black people grow up in unpriviledged contexts so they're forced to act like that out of necessity, while whites can easily affort to buy all the candy they want yet still decide to steal it because they think the entire world is owed to them and don't give a fuck about anyone else.
How much are you willing to bet that the house that the whites stole from is a minority family?

>> No.12330259

>/Leftypol/ """""trolling."""""
This is beyond pathetic.

>> No.12330264

I see you have no rebuttal.
Pathetic as always.

>> No.12330290

There are poor people of all races m8.

>> No.12330319

Sure, just like there are people born with 4 arms.
Doesn't mean they're not an exception and statistically irrelevant.

Besides, priviledge goes way beyond money.
A black person will hav a much harder life overall than a white person with the same income.

>> No.12330384

yeah life is hard when you have half the iq of the avg person

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>this blatant racism
>made up "facts"
You're not worth the time.

>> No.12330397

Ofcourse they will.They were born inferiour.In intelect,skin tone and facial features.It sucks but It's reality.Blacks are just much more useless,mentally handicapped than any other race.

>> No.12330398

Refer to >>12330393

>> No.12330405

That cat gif is like 15 years old, you fucking newfag.

>> No.12330410

yeah let those niggers go back to climbing trees, theyre a waste of space and have no place in society

>> No.12330416

should let them go back to picking cottons then, its what they do best!

>> No.12330420

fuck off

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I wonder what your average South Central negro is a genius at.
Is must be something if (((Einstein))) said it. He was himself an expert on genetics and sociology, right?

>> No.12330427

are those even whites?

>> No.12330458

Where did Black people ever get the chance at a normal life like whites always had?
Where did Black people ever get to have the same opportunities as whites to study and develop an intellect like whites can?
In Africa they can't because colonialism completely fucked it and put it in abject poverty and corruption, with white land owners and countries still exploiting Africa today.
In America they've been enslaved, killed, and kept as second-class citizens, and even though those things are now a memory of the past, its effect still persist today, as well as the systemic racism that prevents Blacks from advancing in their lives.
In other countries they migrated to from Africa, they're still mistreated and marginalized like they are in America, because of racism.

It's easy to achieve good things in life when you have everything given to you on a silver platter.
Try growing up as a Black person and you'll see how hard it is to get good grades, good employment, or a clean criminal record.

>> No.12330472

Fuck you all racists and nazis
I'm closing this thread.
Enjoy the sad pathetic little life you have. All that hatred will probably kill you sooner than you can see your cunt president lose in 2020 lmao.

>> No.12330477

lmao back to your safespace

>> No.12330479

they never structured themselfs. If it wasnt for the whites helping them out to be civilized, they'd all still be hut savages. Now they live a comfy life in America on welfare.
I bet you're a white dumbfuck that goes to rallies yelling "fuck white people"

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Are you sure your standards are low enough there?
Why not put them in diapers while you're at it?

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>> No.12330529

Stew with dumplings is like all they eat in Africa

>> No.12330549

And what exactly is he doing?

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>> No.12330628

the nose knows

>> No.12330640

As a black person that grew up in Texas, I turned out semi-normal. Growing up was not what you would call hard, just average.
>Single mother is a vet and retired deputy
>never been to jail, haven't had problems with racism aside from online, picked on for big lips in grade school and subtly at one job. Teachers were kind. Authority figures were kind.
>Don't smoke, rarely drink
>no kids by choice, have been with the same person for 10 yrs
>no siblings but my cousins are military, religious or in medical field
What you said isn't entirely wrong but half the blame falls on other blacks as well. They need to be taught by other black people not to grow up to be hoodrats and idolize a gangster lifestyle. In fact, I got the most "racism" from other black people who said I was too white. Your heart is probably in the right place, but you should really meet more people and stop looking at numbers.

>> No.12330695

In America maybe

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>Fucking white people.
do americans really do this?

>> No.12330767

preach brudda

edit: wow thanks for the gold guys

>> No.12330858

Nigga what?! See they got you thrown. Do you realize the history of our people and how real inherited trauma is? You sounding disconnected af right now.

>> No.12330862

As a matter of fact I suggest you read Cornel West race matters. Maybe a Harvard nigga would get through to you since you want to dismiss us. Race matters and it always will.

>> No.12331090

Your moms a fucking cop and a part of the machine that oppress us on a national level. What would make a black person want to join the police who systematically make it clear that when dealing with black people it’s shoot first. How many bodies she got?

>> No.12331350


even in captivity it just seems like such a bad idea. bears do not give any fucks and they're made of destruction

>> No.12331375

shamefur dispray

>> No.12331441

Off with his head! I’ve never seen something so fucked up

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