Tapeworm in my sardine?!

[Anonymous No.12322333]

I was eating some sardines straight out of the tin and I found myself biting on this stringy thing!

Is it a tapeworm?! Please help me I'm freaking out and not sure if I ingested anything.

If they're in a tin they're cooked right? Does that kill the eggs?

[Anonymous No.12322337]

>>12322333
Nope, you're infested now.

[Anonymous No.12322359]

>>12322333
damn, dude. i was just thinking about cracking open a can of deenz in mustard. thanks for killing that idea.

[Anonymous No.12322365]

>>12322333
it is dead stupid

[Anonymous No.12322373]

>>12322365
They can live inside a can of sardines for years. This guy is fucked.

[Anonymous No.12322374]

>>12322359
Sorry. Seafood is good for you and you should be fine if it's cooked. I can't find anything specifically on the tin that says "cooked" or not.

I think it's mostly a psychological thing I'm grossed out by it had a pic related reaction to biting on a tapeworm. (That is a tapeworm, right?)

[Anonymous No.12322379]

>>12322333
retard

[Anonymous No.12322390]

>>12322365
Yes it wasn't moving fortunately... but the eggs inside aren't viable right?

[Anonymous No.12322394]

>>12322333
Fish are infested with parasites, after being caught they are usually placed under a UV lamp and those parasites removed before being sold to the consumer public, occasionally a couple get missed

[Anonymous No.12322399]

>>12322333
I think it's some kind of tendon or connective tissue, I've noticed them in my sardines, too. But yes, if it was a parasite it would have been killed by cooking.

[Anonymous No.12322401]

F

[Anonymous No.12322421]

>>12322399
Hmm this might be the case actually. I still have it with me and it's dried out. When I pick it up it's stiff and doesn't bend or anything.

[Anonymous No.12322465]

>>12322421
The pic you posted looks like it has protrusions, whereas worms are smooth and segmented. Protrusions would make sense if it's connective, but I'm not an expert in parasites nor fish anatomy, can only share that I've noticed them before and assumed them to be normal. From googling worms in sardines it seems the parasites are typically much smaller. And in any case, they'd be killed by cooking.

[Anonymous No.12323279]

Are all of you literally retarded? It's a fucking bone.

[Anonymous No.12323448]

>>12323279
Yeah I guess so. I've never seen it before and it scared me.

[Anonymous No.12323465]

>>12322374
It's not a tapeworm. It's not alive. You aren't being parasitized. You're fine.
Though I wouldn't blame you for avoiding deenz for a long time, I have a sensitive stomach myself and shit like that would put me off a food for a few months, at least.

[Anonymous No.12323467]

>>12323279
Yes

Dear god yes, we are.

[Anonymous No.12323489]

>>12323279
>carnies
>”oh no there are corpse pieces in my corpse pieces”

[Anonymous No.12323491]

Please stop calling me a retard and other mean words!

I am eating sardines and I find myself biting this white, stringy, soft, segmented thing. I'm not a parasitologist so I kind of freaked out and thought it was a tapeworm.

Now I realize it's probably some connective tissue and the segments are probably matching the spinal discs which they were attached to. Now I know.

[Anonymous No.12323494]

>>12323489
Well I wasn't sure if it was a parasite or eggs that could grow and reproduce inside me. I think it's understandable to differentiate between that and fish meat, which isn't going to latch onto the side of my intestines and siphon nutrients.

[Anonymous No.12323496]

>>12323279
If he's eating sardines that fucking big, he deserves a tapeworm.

[Anonymous No.12323502]

>>12322333
That's the poop tube

[Anonymous No.12323504]

>>12323496
Wtf why would you wish a parasite on me?

[Anonymous No.12323508]

>>12322333
Zoologist here,
Not a tapeworm
Also checked

[Anonymous No.12323525]

>>12323504
It was a joke. A "sardine" that big is even less likely to be an actual sardine (bristling sprat in my opinion) than the smaller ones, and bigger ones have worse texture, flavor, and health benefits. They should be labeled as kippers or herring or whatever.

[Anonymous No.12323526]

>>12323508
Thanks. If I did hypothetically find a tapeworm in canned fish would it be dangerous to eat or have viable eggs?

[Anonymous No.12323529]

>>12323526
Nah, canned foods are pastuerized. It's deader than dog shit.

[Anonymous No.12323539]

>>12323496
>>12323525
How big are you pretending that to be in your little autism fantasy world? Look at it again compared to the paper towel. It's only an inch or two.

[Anonymous No.12323556]

>>12323526
The worm itself would certainly be dead, however eggs are always iffy.
Fish carry many types of potential parasites and the eggs can last years despite being heated and canned.
The chances of being infected via deenz are low due to the canning process, however if you do see a worm in your food chances are there are eggs

[Anonymous No.12323559]

>>12323556
rest in pepsi OP

[Anonymous No.12323563]

Man, I fucked up my perspective of the image, and thought that was a fucking meter long son of a bitch on a mattress. Was about to ask how the fuck that was in a sardine, but no, you're probably fine. Looks like a tendon or something.

[Anonymous No.12323565]

>eat sardines
>freak out over a spine
Maybe you should stick to tuna, OP.

[Anonymous No.12323569]

>>12323565
it always makes me laugh when rookie deenerz try to play in the big leagues without training on tuna first

[Anonymous No.12323572]

>>12323565
A spinal chord? Because the spine doesn't look like that. The spinal chord is a good source of B vitamins and the bones are good for calcium and vitamin D

[Anonymous No.12323615]

>>12323565
Hell, I enjoy the spine discs, they're crunchy. This was weird and stringly.

[Anonymous No.12323618]

>>12322390
Are the things hermaphrodites? if not 50/50 you ate tapeworm babies.

[Anonymous No.12323637]

For people wondering about the scale.

[Anonymous No.12323639]

>sardines
Enjoy brain rot and death

[Anonymous No.12323642]

>>12323637
You're fucked. You have all your affairs in order right?

[Anonymous No.12323646]

>>12323637
>2 inches
Oh fuck, rip you anon

[Anonymous No.12323650]

>>12323539
It must be the frequency of the paper towel pattern. On mine that would be like four or five inches, but it looks like the answer lied between:
>>12323637
About 3 inches laid out properly.

[Anonymous No.12323658]

>>12323650
In addition to looking much drier, and thus smaller, than when it was originally posted.

[Anonymous No.12323659]

>>12323650
Cope.

[Anonymous No.12323662]

>eat can of sardines
>get pic related in eye

[Anonymous No.12323668]

>>12323659
If that's what you have to do, go ahead. It's 3 inches spread flat, even dessicated.
My estimation was essential equidistant.

[Anonymous No.12323674]

>>12323508
You need to get mental treatment, fucking animals is sick.

[Anonymous No.12323675]

>>12323668
The cope continues.

[Anonymous No.12323683]

>>12322333
Went on a fishing trip to Alaska when I was a kid and caught a Halibut, went to filet it and the thing was completely infested. Was one of the most horrific things I had ever seen.

[Anonymous No.12323684]

>>12323637
What's an inch in modern, unretarded measuring units?

[Anonymous No.12323685]

>>12323683
Do you know what kind of worms?

[Anonymous No.12323691]

>>12323685
Wiggly

[Anonymous No.12323694]

>>12323685
Nah, didn't know then and don't remember other than it looked like a scene from a horror movie.

[Anonymous No.12323700]

>>12323637
>Inches

[Anonymous No.12323705]

>>12323675
If you don't have a counterargument you can just come out and say it. Everyone is anonymous here.

[Anonymous No.12323711]

>>12323684
Why aren't you smart enough to use both, or even use a search engine?

[Anonymous No.12323712]

>>12323705
Haha look at the retard cope

[Anonymous No.12323713]

>>12323712
Seethe harder.

[Anonymous No.12323716]

>>12323713
Cope harder.

[Anonymous No.12323717]

>>12323572
>spinal chord
>chord
Major or minor? Personally I prefer a C major 7th in my sardines. Nice and soft.

[Anonymous No.12323726]

>>12323711
>2019
>Using inches

I'm not googling that shit, wouldn't want Roko's basilisk taking the piss eternally.

[Anonymous No.12323730]

>>12323717
>he corrects typos on 4channel

[Anonymous No.12323731]

>>12323716
You know, you're completely right.
I should give your mother another chance. The dingleberries weren't that bad.

[Anonymous No.12323735]

>>12323726
>Muh redundant, and inefficient AI is mean and EBIL hypothesis
Roko's Basilisk is a human centric narcissistic thought experiment made by brain lets who think AI will have human emotions and seek vengeance, an inefficient human construct and emotion

[Anonymous No.12323740]

>>12323731
You're mom had to cope with you hanging out of her ass
>>12323735
t. general AI

[Anonymous No.12323741]

>>12323735
Says the inchlet

[Anonymous No.12323742]

>>12323730
Is that big chungus? Never expected to see a high tier irony meme on this shit website

[Anonymous No.12323755]

>>12323740
You mom had to cope with my hung going into her ass.

[Anonymous No.12323762]

>>12323755
>He fucks a dingleberry crusted anus
Gross anon, cope harder

[Anonymous No.12323764]

>>12323762
If you think the dingleberries are bad, you should see the hemorrhoids. Your mum's asshole looks like a vineyard.

[Anonymous No.12323803]

>>12323705
>>12323731
Advanced cope.

[Anonymous No.12323809]

>>12323764
Nothing but self depreciation and cope anon

[Anonymous No.12323819]

Congrats OP.
Now you won't be so fat.

[Anonymous No.12323834]

>>12323803
>>12323809
One time, her veinal ganglia of bulging, protruding blood vessels got stuck in my pubes. It was pretty awkward at first, but she bucked like a bronco before cumming so hard one off the inflamed protrusions burst.
It was pretty cash.

[Anonymous No.12323867]

>>12323819
sometimes parasites will make you gain weight, since they cause micro nutrient deficiencies and you eat more calories to compensate, especially to fight symptoms of fatigue and mood swings

[Anonymous No.12323879]

>>12323834
>It was pretty cash.
Shit was SO cash!!!

[Anonymous No.12323883]

>>12323717
I'm a phone posting faggot and swiping chord and cord is literally the same path, but yeah you got me, still not going to proof read casual 4chan posts

[Anonymous No.12323888]

>>12323742
that's bulking bugs, a meme from /fit/, they use it to poke fun when people are getting fat

[Anonymous No.12323927]

>>12323834
How's junior high going, kid?

[Anonymous No.12323933]

>>12323927
She also has this wierd frenulumesque taint flap, and you have to tweak it just right to make her reach climax.
Your mother is complex, even for a woman.

[Anonymous No.12323965]

>>12323819
I'm 130 lbs and 5'10" (59kg and 178cm for the Euros)

[Anonymous No.12324003]

>>12323888
it was actually "geez bugs, lay off the carrots" from when /bant/ was just starting out but im sure it was quite obscure then

[Anonymous No.12324216]

>>12323717
I like F sharp minor 11 flat 5 desu.

[Anonymous No.12324228]

Get medication asap to be on the safe side

[Anonymous No.12324233]

>>12324003
I remember it on /co/ before that

[Anonymous No.12324245]

>>12324233
it appears chubby bugs has been passed around

[Anonymous No.12324283]

>>12322333
trips confirmed
you are now a dad

[Anonymous No.12324947]

>>12323539
Tbh I thought ut was on a mattress or something

[Anonymous No.12324967]

>>12323684
>europoor thinks hes smarter for dividing by 10
>isnt smart enough to use google when hes confused

[Anonymous No.12325006]

>>12324967
Why on Earth would I use a modern tool to convert kababish units. I know an inch is around 25mm, I want your backward fuckers to use your brains.
>Inches
Fucking really? this is why you ain't no superpower anymore, the chinks dethroned your cracker assed motherfucking fat faced shart in a cart mongaloid fucks

[Anonymous No.12325193]

>>12322333
No man, those are not safe to eat at all, get the tin, take photos, call a lawyer and get in contact with consumer support, sue the living shit out of these fucks for all they are worth!

Imagine if it was a fucking rusty nail or something, these fuckers could infest your brain causing permanent neurological damage! You are entitled to have all your medical expenses paid for as a result of this, as well as financial compensation for the moral and physical damage this has caused you.

[Anonymous No.12325199]

>>12325193
>could infest your brain
Oh no, that poor 4chan user!

[Anonymous No.12325261]

>>12323489
have sex

[Anonymous No.12325287]

i would eat it to lose weight

[Anonymous No.12325289]

>>12322333
Its a bone autist

[Anonymous No.12325320]

>>12325289
It's "bon appetit" you retard

[Anonymous No.12325340]

>>12323637
>>12323637
OP do you still have it? It could feasibly be the spinal cord that has been pulled out of the sardine, but only if you were eating a huge motherfucker of a sardine.
It's hard to tell whether it's segmented or striated.

If you soak it in a little water to "rehydrate" it, does it become slippery and frail, or does it become rubbery? Can you cut it and give us a view of the cross section?

It frankly doesn't look like a tapeworm nor a spinal cord.

[Anonymous No.12325364]

>>12323491
cute!!

[Anonymous No.12325409]

>>12322333
enjoy your neurocysticercosis

[Anonymous No.12325411]

>>12322333
What brand?
Please don’t tell me it was King Oscar

[Anonymous No.12325711]

>>12323717
Here's your gold kind sir! This totally made me chuckle and show my African-American disabled pansexual partner how cultured I am for reading Reddit.

Edit: rip inbox

[Anonymous No.12326288]

>>12325340
Yes I still have it. I'm thinking of using my microscope and taking a picture.

>>12325364
Thanks

[Anonymous No.12326602]

>>12323684
For countries that have not been to the moon: 1 inch = 2.54 cm

[Anonymous No.12326892]

>>12324283
>OP impregnated by a sardine
diamonds

[Anonymous No.12328028]

Op, i thought your pic was the "tapeworm" on your matress. At first i was like "how the fuck did something that big get inside a sardine?" Then i thought "how fucking retarded is this guy that hed lay it out on his matress to take a picture?"

[Anonymous No.12328057]

>>12325261

[Anonymous No.12328270]

>>12322333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s

[Anonymous No.12328292]

>>12328028
based idiot poster

[Anonymous No.12328305]

At least your not that fucker from /k/ that ate armadillo and now probably lives in a leper colony.

[Anonymous No.12328320]

>>12328028
you arent alone anon. i thought that was a cat on the bed too

[Anonymous No.12328432]

>>12323700
>doesn't use both
Pleb. I bet you can't even convert between Celsius, Fahrenheit and Kelvin without using an online conversion tool.

[Anonymous No.12328486]

>>12325287
NICE

[Anonymous No.12328683]

>>12328320
you thought a lump of a chewed up sardines was a cat?

[Anonymous No.12328838]

I have parasitology classes tomorrow morning, I can ask a professional if you want

[Anonymous No.12328970]

>>12322333
top is a tapeworm
bottom is sardine bone

get to the hospital.

[Anonymous No.12328973]

It's the spinal cord, you fucking faggot.
Not the spine, but the soft nervepart of the inside of it.
Was this your first can of deenz ever?

[Anonymous No.12329019]

>>12328970
Get to the hospital for eating a sardine bone?

[Anonymous No.12329053]

>>12325006
blow it out your ass

[Anonymous No.12329068]

>>12323502
Underrated

[Anonymous No.12329071]

>>12329068
How do you figure?

[Anonymous No.12329159]

MAMA MIA
My linguini!

[Anonymous No.12329268]

>>12323735
Roko's Basilisk is also pre-Ash Mewtwo.

[Anonymous No.12329314]

>>12328838
Do that and report back

[Anonymous No.12329375]

>>12323662
oh god no no, this is horror movie tier shit.

[Anonymous No.12329433]

>>12323684
An inch.

[Anonymous No.12329461]

>>12325289

What separates a bone autist from a normal one?

[Anonymous No.12329575]

what if you can grow tapeworms and process them to create keto noodles?

[Anonymous No.12329587]

>>12328057
What's this weapon called?
Really cool that you can kill something without potentially screwing up a bit of meat with an actual bullet.

[Anonymous No.12329592]

>>12329587
>What's this weapon called?
a bow

[Anonymous No.12329598]

>>12329592
Oh.
They come with lights and shit?
I didn't know that kthxsry

[Anonymous No.12329606]

>>12329598
yeah, you can get nocks with lights on them for easier retrieval

[Anonymous No.12329751]

>>12328057
Nice hit. One shot, one kill.

[Anonymous No.12330807]

>>12322333
dude, actually go to the doctor! serious! you don't want to be pulling a seven foot one of those out of your asshole! That shit ain't a joke

[Anonymous No.12330978]

>>12329587
Death ray

[Anonymous No.12331288]

>>12322333
ahhhh, nature's diet pill

[Anonymous No.12331521]

>>12330807
>>12331288
Is it a parasite? I think it's just cartilage/nerve attached to the spine (notice the protrusions that I think are for wrapping around the spinal disks)