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12334225 No.12334225 [Reply] [Original]

Which fast food chain has the best mascot?

>> No.12334228

Fuck off already.

>> No.12334246
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After several accidents and one death allegedly caused by the 30 Minute Guarantee policy,Domino's Pizza was sued for many millions of dollars in damages in several cases dating to the 1980s. In 1993, after a jury awarded more than $78 million dollars to a woman injured when a Domino's delivery driver ran a red light, Domino's announced the 30 Minute Guarantee promotions were terminated.

On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, entered a Domino's restaurant inChamblee, Georgiaarmed with a.357 Magnumand held two employees hostage for over five hours. After telling the employees that Domino's ownerTom Monaghanhad stolen his name, he forced them to call Domino's headquarters and demand $100,000 and a white limousine as getaway transportation. After offering to exchange one hostage for a copy ofThe Widow's Son, Noid reneged on his offer after a police officer brought him the book. Noid eventually became hungry and forced the employees to make him two special pizzas and a salad. While Noid ate the pizzas with his gun in his lap, the hostages escaped. Noid surrendered to the police shortly after. After the incident, Police Chief Reed Miller told reporters, "He's paranoid."

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>> No.12334609
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>it's true

>> No.12334613
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Can this be a crazy food industry incidents thread?

>> No.12334617

Jollibee of course, but who's paying attention to mascots when you can get a hot fresh crunchy fried chickenjoy, spaghetti yum and yumburgers for 5.99 at my local Jollibee????

>> No.12334623

>who thought the ads were a personal attack on him
>After telling the employees that Domino's ownerTom Monaghanhad stolen his name
I feel like I'm missing something important

>> No.12334634
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>> No.12334637

There was a dominos pizza mascot named the Noid in the 90s you dumb zoomer

>> No.12334643

Wow rude, I'm not getting any fried chicken from you.

>> No.12334645

>Kenneth Lamar Noid
underage b& if you don't get it

>> No.12334646
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5.99 what? 5.99 bananas? Apples?

>> No.12334650 [DELETED] 

yep gonna sage and report this advertising thread again

>> No.12334655

Why don't you go to the restaurant and find out you dumb lazy nigger. Stupid jungle ape. Filipinos are the MOST POWERFUL RACE and based President Duterte will ANNEX AFRIFA from LAZY JUNGLE NIGGERS

>> No.12334689

No world leader alive is interested in annexing any part of africa

>> No.12334715

>Dept. Drone
>not worker bee

>> No.12334766

African will serve as a training base for based Filipino liberarional shoulders who will defeat world leaders with Kung Fu and superior Filipino cuisine. Join the revolution and get a hot crunch chickenjoy and white rice combo for $2.99!

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>> No.12334777

This, lost potential

>> No.12334934

China is.

>> No.12335711
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>> No.12335716

I want her to pegg me

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only if you do your homework, tyrone.

>> No.12335758

The chic fil a cow is the tastiest of the mascots.

>> No.12335769

This is what you get for being a dumb schizo and misinterpreting shitposter memes as marketing. If you hadn't these shitposters would've gotten bored and moved on to some other topic a long time ago.

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>> No.12335796
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What’s his endgame?

>> No.12335810

This, but I do like the mascots face.

>> No.12335838

i'm glad those two domino's employees were able to avoid the noid in the end

>> No.12335852

Pretty sure the shitposters have to take a fair bit of the blame, anon.

>> No.12335853
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>wanting this
>not wanting Ms. Aiba to teach you how to properly address the fuhrer.
This fucking site

>> No.12335856

Pinay powers activate!

>> No.12335864

Stay noided.

>> No.12335883
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fuck you

>> No.12336557


in the Philippines you can be eating a chickenjoy at a Jollibee while an underage hooker grinds in your lap

>> No.12336566
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wow its another soybean lover posting their meme threads!

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I dunno but I can get my shit off super easy with pics of Wendy or the Starbucks girl.

>> No.12336585

woah....nice pic....mind if i save it?

>> No.12336596
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Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

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The McDonald shills are out in full force today! They're seething because JOLLIBEE® is far superior to their bullshit faggot food.

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>> No.12337571

i want her to spit on my food

>> No.12337581

If 4chan existed back then imagine Noid spamming this board about his theories of how Domino's is attacking him. Probably would have generated some nice copy pasta

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youre just mad short haired asian girl are kinda cute

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>> No.12337955

>Send a shitload of your own soldiers to Africa
>they get their asses handed to them by a bunch of warlords
Some world power China is.

>> No.12338150
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Hail to the King

>> No.12338366
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What will you enjoy today?

>> No.12338410

I know where Im going for holiday!

>> No.12338493

this woman's spit. i'll pay extra.

>> No.12338501

Based and noidpilled

>> No.12338524
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Wienerschnitzel, they gave him a terrified look on his face because he knows he will be eaten very soon because he is so delicious

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>mfw /ck/ can't get rid of the BEE

>> No.12338661
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it's obvious

>> No.12338671

fuck this place so much

>> No.12338672

fuck you

>> No.12338676

Fuck off, pedo

>> No.12338687

Listen here you little shit

>> No.12338693

that looks like a grown woman to me. also the person it's based on is 57 years old

>> No.12338733

>But she's a 10000 years old demon!
I see through your tricks, dirty child diddler

>> No.12338739
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you're right! omg look at this innocent, undeveloped child! for shame!

>> No.12338919

>those prices
Nothing apparently. That's even worse than the overpriced KFC. Rather go there at that point and get a bowl.

>> No.12339337


what the fuck?

>those prices


>> No.12339382
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It's just sad when people are even more poor than flips. Spend the extra dollar and buy better fried chicken?
That's the name of a noodle. I've been told the sauce tastes a little strange, not bad, but not generic "marinara". Btw, pic is 6.49 at Fazoli's, a fast food chain, 510 calories.

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What do you guys think about this Jollibee?

>> No.12339554

The Starbucks logo gets me horny every time I see it.

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>> No.12339646

cute but where are her antennae?

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>> No.12339662

I like how they waste ad bucks on a shitty forum where mostly americans post and they have like 3 stores in the US so nobody will be able to eat there even if they wanted to.

>> No.12339685

Where Jollibee inevitably rampages across the United States, beheading fast food chains left and right, you can be sure I'm gonna get me a bucket treat just because of these threads.

>> No.12339702

>Jollibee inevitably rampages across the United States
maybe if we get taken over by the flips.
you really think people in flover land are going to choose that shitty ass joint over mcdonalds?

>> No.12339736

>When Congress inevitably subsidizes McDonald's.

>> No.12339742
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Better jump on the jolli train while you still can. It's like Roko's Basilisk; Jollibee is an eventuality and all who don't help it attain its rightful place as America's favourite fast food joint will SUFFER. You'll see.

pic unrelated

>> No.12339768

Jollibee is looking more and more like a cult than a fast food chain.

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>> No.12339797
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I wanted to eat there so I went

>> No.12339810

How was it, Anon?

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What about the pancit

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Fuckin good. I've been twice now but first time I went I forgot to take a pic of the infamous spaghett

>> No.12339818

I would actually eat the fuck outta that

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It was so good.

Chicken is GOAT tier.

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They have a burger steak covered in gravy and the gravy also comes with their chicken

>> No.12339852

the sauce is a bit on the sweet side, iir

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Can confirm it was pretty sweet. I really regret not getting a pic.

>> No.12339918

this is a boy, right?

>> No.12339927

>those fingernails

>> No.12339935

I do not trust that happy insect. That smile reads "I am plotting to destroy humanity".

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He's the only bee I like

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>> No.12339963

A little too jolly if you ask me

>> No.12339964

chicken dippers!

>> No.12340078
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He will make things right. It is inevitable.

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>in navy
>surrounded by dirty filipinos
>hurrr jollibee is better than zaxbys

>> No.12340117

It's like banana ketchup and some brown sugar and other shit. Being part flip my mom used to make it a lot.
There's like one jollibee close to me. My friends keep begging me to take them there after coming across the menu one day and making fun of it.

>> No.12340120

You need crack to overcome the filipinos?

>> No.12340757

Leftover Jolibee chicken is best ingredient for creating the authentic Philippine dish known as pagpag. Truly an undertated classic on par with many world famous dishes.


>> No.12340782

Did reviewbrah ever do a jollibee review?

>> No.12340784

No, he's a cuck

>> No.12340786

I thought he was well liked around here?

>> No.12340928

He is. I personally don't understand the hype.

>> No.12340943

the chicken has no flavour lads

>> No.12340952

god DAMMIT /ck/ the mere sight of the fucking bee cracks me up these days. i swear if i ever came across that shit in real life i'd break down laughing

>> No.12341026

Those prices indeed.
Context: In the Philippines, C1 costs around PHP 200 ($5.00). Yum Burger costs PHP 50 ($1.00). Bucket Treat A costs around PHP 700 ($14.00)

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*blocks your path*

>> No.12341067

Completely untrue

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>desperate McDonald's/KFC shill trying to claim they deflavour chicken somehow
Give it up. Your corporate headquarters failed to police individual locations, you cut costs like hell and made your products shit, and now you have competition that's just outright better for fried chicken, burgers, and outright atmosphere.

I don't even eat there. I just enjoy real capitalism at work breaking up shitty establishments. I hope it spreads and rapes other chains without losing too much quality. Quality is what drives it, and because it has kept quality overseas and I think it will be able to maintain it here.

>> No.12341146

Please don't tell me you're stupid enough to think things should cost the same after adjusting for exchange rate? You'd have to be one of the dumbest English speaking people I've talked to this week, aside from the woman who couldn't find her way out of the parking lot.

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My mistake. I've disregarded cost of living. Sorry that everything costs more there.

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You're being an uneducated twat. Shit is immensely complex and fluctuating.

Since you insist on being retarded I'll remind you there are local climates of: food cost, labor cost, taxes (?), license (?), utilities, maintenance, building and land, permits (?), insurance, uniforms (are these individually owned?), advertising, etc etc etc. Fuck me.

If you don't think prices should change country to country you really need to see if you can get free money for your disability. The world is not one uniform place environmentally, socially, politically, etc; and shit will always be priced different.

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Posting more Jollibee.

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The Noid was out of his god damn mind. If you had a pizza, you wanted to avoid that crazy mother fucker at all costs.

>> No.12342412

where the fcuk did the name Chloe Ched even come from

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>> No.12342423

The Noid was unjustly persecuted by the Dominoes marketing department. His reputation was so completely ruined that he ended up committing suicide. It's really a sad indictment of the lengths people will go to just to sell pizza.

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ok retard

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>my shitty shitpost thread is STILL on page 1 for almost a week, right at the top of /ck/

>> No.12344390

It's a good thread, m8

>> No.12344396

Thanks m9, when this one dies ill make another one

>> No.12344454

Jollibee shitposting is giving me a lot of joy

>> No.12344653

Not him but thanks Lori

>> No.12344678

All of them are, they're just not allowed to

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so I'm another anon that just went to Jollibee's for the first time EVER today for lunch. A late lunch - it was a bit after one so it wasn't too crowded to sit down. The drive-through, however, had a line with more than ten cars in it - both when I got there and after I left. I got the Chickenjoy 6 piece bucket and a Jolly Spaghetti and a Mango Peach Pie. I was actually pretty full after the spaghetti and several pieces of chicken so I have dinner taken care of and also the pie since I was too stuffed to eat that. Had a side of corn as well. Corn was definitely nothing worth mentioning. Spaghetti was a little on the sweet side with what tasted like chopped hot dog in it. I can live the rest of my life quite fine without ever having that again - not sure why folks rave about it. Maybe if I grew up as a kid eating that I'd like it more. The chicken, on the other hand, would make me do the 40 minute drive again. Batter was pretty crispy and tasty but the meat beyond the batter was very well seasoned as well. A lot of fried chicken places do the batter really well but beyond that the chicken is dry and bland. So I agree that their chicken is a contendah! I would actually get Jollibees instead of KFC if they were located right next to each other and I had to choose. That said, Jollibees never seem to be located outside of Filipino neighborhoods so world domination won't happen unless they start taking chances and they start putting them in other neighborhoods as well. pic = much bucket of lunch AND dinner.

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glad you enjoyed your meal, anon

>> No.12345092

>this meme was brought to you by manletgang

>> No.12345274

The girl looks so much like that drawing it's unreal. Same hair and everything

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He's happinoy to see you

>> No.12345293

can i get the original pic w/o the caption

>> No.12345493

this is like a norm macdonald joke

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Sorry Beerother I don't have the original, you can try reverse image search maybe?

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>$8.49 for a drumstick, ketchup sketti, and soda

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I never see the Kang anymore

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>lol @ westerners not being able to savor this

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put your fucking hands down, fuckin idiots

>> No.12346193

Shits disgusting, imo. The filling can sometimes turn runny, and the chocolate tastes artificial as fuck.

>> No.12346200

Why do the jollibee menu items have such retarded names?

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>> No.12346227

I love the mascot of my local McDonald’s, he’s a white man who sells crack behind the restaurant.

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i remember living near a wienerschnitzel in burbank, ca, literally in the same block, it was dirty, but for that cheap price, it was my go to every night during my neet days. now that i think about it, this was depressing

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Anime Wendy

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I bet you fags don't even have a giant robot with matching cute pilot.

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Refrigerate them. They're better served cold.

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fuck off mcdonalds shill

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No love for Twirlie?

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>> No.12347302

why does philippeans start with ph but filipino starts with f

>> No.12347703

Memes are marketing, even if it's shitposting.

>> No.12348506

A guy did this in my town once, flew through the machine and landed 112 feet away on the street. He lived, and was just fine because all the blood went to his feet through the ride, and he lost conciousness, so none of his body was tense or tight.

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>why do people from Switzerland not speak Swiss?
>why can't you speak American when you're in America?
>why don't people in Ethiopia speak Afrikaans? isn't Ethiopia in Africa?
>do they really drink Foster's in Austria?
>what's a ghana? a kind of dog?

>> No.12349290

As a frequent visitor of this board, but on a more recent basis, is it really popular enough on /ck/ for fucking fast food restaurants to actually shill here? And if Jollibee is so fucking amazing, why are there no fucking locations anywhere?

>> No.12349342

Do want some of that fried chicken.
He knows what he wants.

>> No.12349369

based image, thanks anon

>> No.12349836

for somebody who tries to be as eloquent as a 1st year liberal arts student, it's surprising that you don't know how to use google.

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See >>12347339
And there aren't just enough Filipino expats in your place.

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>a wienerschnitzel in burbank, ca,
this one?

>> No.12350616

>next eddie murphy movie
I think this image may be a little dated.

>> No.12350656

>shitty ketchup spaghetti and drink
Yeah fuck that. The bee has officially been swatted from my mind.

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>hamhock with a sharp nail

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Definitely not working at taco bell

>> No.12351646

they're from the same artist doofus

>> No.12351658

Why is /ck/ being spammed with Jollibee? There's no Jollibee in America.

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>> No.12351692

Write a letter to your local member and demand Jollibee in America.

>> No.12352247

I live in ph and McDonald's now has milk tea. I think Jollibee will have one too

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i've never seen a wienerschnitzel in a nice area. they're always set up in skid row-ish places where you can cop heroin 5 feet away.

>> No.12352720

I had never even heard of Wienerschnitzel until people mentioned it on /ck/.

>> No.12352795

I'm unfamiliar with this meme

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>> No.12353103

Thanks for joining us tonight, anon

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Too bad that the warlords still get their resources taken away.

>> No.12353591

>they get their asses handed to them by a bunch of warlords
When was this?

>> No.12353855

I don't know one European who was brought up on ancient traditions, and carries them on, let alone cares about them. Who made this? You're kidding yourself if Europeans, at least Western Europeans, on average are any physically different than North Americans. A decade ago, maybe, but not these days.

t. flemish

>> No.12354939

avoid the noid

>> No.12355370

Wendy (but only portrayed by Nick Swardson)


>> No.12355394

Fun fact about the Noid Dominos mascot from the 80's: Some psychotic nut named Noid thought the chain pizza restaurant started the campaign to make fun of him. He took a number of hostages at a local Dominos and threatened to kill them all. The chain had since retired the Noid, but there was a pretty good NES game we got out of it.

Shitty pizza is serious business.

>> No.12355436

Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.[13][14] Noid spent time in a mental institution, but eventually committed suicide in 1995.[15] This incident has been insinuated to have caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot,[16] though this has been rejected by the company and the advertisers.[17]

Return of the Noid
Domino's brought the Noid back for a limited run of 1,000 T-shirts in December 2009.[18] On May 4, 2011, the Noid was brought back as a promotional figure by Domino's to be used in a campaign on their Facebook page,[19] and made a brief appearance as a stuffed toy at the end of a May 2011 commercial promoting a one-topping pizza deal. The 25th birthday of the Noid mascot was marked with the video game The Noid's Super Pizza Shootout, a tribute to Avoid the Noid.[20]

In June 2016, Spooky Pinball LLC announced the release of their new licensed pinball machine, Domino's Spectacular Pinball Adventure[21] prominently featuring The Noid character.

During 2016, the Noid appeared and was referenced in some Domino's commercials, as part of their USA "Pizza Payback" campaign.

The Noid was seen tattooed on the arm of a winner of shares of Domino's stock, in a commercial aired during the NFL playoffs, January 15, 2017.

In August 2017, a fan made sequel to Yo! Noid was created for the New Jam City 2017 game jam.[22][23]

The Noid can be seen briefly in the background of a 2017 Domino's ad.[24]

...I've literally never heard of this mascot before today.

>> No.12355444

>Clad in a red, skin-tight, rabbit-eared body suit with a black N inscribed in a white circle, the Noid was a physical manifestation of all the challenges inherent in getting a pizza delivered in 30 minutes or less.

What did the black N stand for?

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>yfw you're stuck in traffic because the rival fast food joints are having a showdown in the middle of the fucking street

>> No.12355536

noid is short for negroid

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>> No.12355585

The Noid backstory makes Game of Thrones seem like Cat in the Hat.

>> No.12355601

Straight the fuck up. Every time I walk into supply I get earfucked with Tagalog frog-speak.

>> No.12355641

>naval base in another country
how many bases do americans have in other countries? wtf

>> No.12355657

Every country.

>> No.12356812

About 600 according to Wikipedia

>> No.12356837

A drone is a bee

>> No.12356851

If you pull the N off will he die?

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>> No.12356873

God I've busted so many nuts to Peacock rule 34.

>> No.12356875

read, unwitting advertiser

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>> No.12357671

Not that I would willingly eat any other fast food in here, but I always thought that Jollibee was one of the shittiest ones.
Hopefully you morons will have some standards and just make your food at home or go to a local eatery.

>> No.12357674

It is taking McDonald's shitposting to the next level. There's nothing wrong with that. Soon we will be shitposting about even more esoteric hole in the wall fast food chain wannabes. It will be glorious.

>> No.12357829

quit replying to bait

>> No.12357861

Literally every nato countries.

>> No.12358194

Filos are the biggest cucks in Asia. They are chinas bitch

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