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What do?

>> No.12337730

>>12337724
How do I leave without eating all the eggs?

>> No.12337732

Build a fortress and become a tired and played out gag on a mongolian underwater taxidermy forum

>> No.12337741

Make a youtube channel where u just smash an egg in every video. U will get 10 million subsbcribers trust me

>> No.12337742

Make yeast

>> No.12337746

>>12337741
>try to subvert expectations and smash a tomato in a single episode
>accidentally create your magnum opus and fail to ever reach that level of comedy ever again

>> No.12337748

Creme brûlée or any other kind of custard pastry creme thing

>> No.12337749

>>12337724
>find a passed out girl
>let her sleep in your bed (dont bugger her)
>when she wakes up tell her she needs to eat all the eggs or she cant leave
>profit $$$

>> No.12337756

>>12337741
This.

>> No.12337757

Eat a few every day soft-boiled for breakfast
Make some lemon curd
Meringue
Freeze egg whites and yolks separately
Hollandaise
Home made mayo
Deviled eggs
Throw them onto your enemies' houses
Spanish tortilla

>> No.12337850
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12337850

>>12337757
>lemon curd

K

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>>12337850

>> No.12337856

Custard, OP. That shit is like ice cream but creamier(?), thicker, yet smoother. Also practice your omlette skills. Use them for breading. Poach them in beef broth and then add some mandu (buy store bought dumplings or just fold seasoned pork (add anything like garlic onions chopped boiled eggs etc) inside wonton wrappers) >>>/fit/ might help you

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>>12337850
>>12337855

>> No.12337866

>>12337724
Frittata.
Pickle.
Cake.

>> No.12337868
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>>12337855
Tedious

>> No.12337872

>>12337850
OP is not a faggot this thread round

>> No.12337878
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>>12337868
That bowl was too small.

>> No.12337885

>>12337866
Oooooh frittata...

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>>12337878
I didnt read the recipe first and ruined it . What do with all this shit just dumped in a bowl and heated?

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>>12337886
cook it and eat it, no going back now

>> No.12337893

>>12337886
what did you add so far?

>> No.12337902
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>>12337893
3/4 A cup of white sugar
little less than 1/3 cup lemon juice
two ish teaspoons of lemon zest
three eggs.

I tastes good but what wouldnt with that much sugar.

>> No.12337905

That's a double boiler, right? It should get thicker at some point. Whisk and keep cooking. At the end don't forget to put it through a sieve. Should be still fine I guess.
Also, clean your fucking stove, m8.

>> No.12337908

>>12337902
Add some milk or whipped heavy whipping creme, some cocoa powder, and vanilla extract. Improvised chocolate custard anon.

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>>12337908
If only I had milk.

>> No.12337916

>>12337915
Whats in the pitcher? If you refrigerate the egg mix or leave it on the stove but cover it, you should be able to run out quick.

>> No.12337922

>>12337724
frittata

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12338179

>>12337757
Re-rolling

>> No.12338183
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12338183

>>12338179
Deviled eggs

>> No.12338215

>>12338183
they don't really look that "deviled" are you sure you're doing it right

>> No.12338216
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>>12338183
The filling

>> No.12338219

>>12338215
No Im not sure.

>> No.12338224

>>12338219
oh well

>> No.12338239

>>12337724
build a fort

>> No.12338250

>>12338216
Put an anchovy in there! Or some capers.

>> No.12338264
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>>12338250
Ill do the capers next time forgot about those.

>> No.12338272
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>>12338264
NOT CREAMY ENOUGH!!!

>> No.12338271

>>12338264
hmm, looks kind of dry
did you mayhaps forgotten certain ingredients?

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>>12338271
>>12338272
Whats done is done. But I agree it was too dry.

>> No.12338283

>>12337724
give some to your neighbors

>> No.12338329

>>12338281
make cookie dough or some other sweet

>> No.12338351

>>12338281
Make a giant omelette filled with veggies or cheese or whatever you have.

>> No.12338399

>>12337724
pee on the eggs

>> No.12338408

>>12338399
+1 for piss

>> No.12339013
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12339013

>>12337902
made a lemon bar

>> No.12339026

>>12339013
How about you make real lemon bars? https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/03/sunny-lemon-bars-recipe.html

>> No.12339165

>>12337724
>you have to eat all the eggs

>> No.12339432

>>12339165
cannot believe it took this long for someone to post this

>> No.12340211

>>12339013
hey anon
I think you might've accidentally wiped your lens' with a greasy hand

>> No.12340316

>>12337724
some polish guy on /pol/ freezes eggs in bulk

>> No.12340333

>>12337730
>mongolian underwater taxidermy forum
>a tired and played out gag
The ironing in this post is amazing.

>> No.12340353

>>12337724
Hard boil them, then obviously make them into beet pickled eggs

>> No.12340490

>>12337724
Mix them all then freeze them raw in tupperware.

>> No.12340499

>>12339432
only reason I opened this thread was to make sure someone posted it

>> No.12340538

>>12337724
wash them off you dumb ass

>> No.12340542

>>12337724
Try to get out?

>> No.12340546

>>12337724
Eat them all

>> No.12340551

>>12337749
>bowl of eggs
that's what you must present to her.

>> No.12340559

>>12337868
>>12337878
>>12337886
>>12337902
>>12337915
>>12338179
please, i hope, you cleaned the stove. shit is gross bro.

>> No.12340582

>>12337724
scrambled or pan fried eggs for breakfast every morning, omelettes if you have dressings for it

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>>12337724
Force feed them to the girl you found passed out on the street.

>> No.12341260

>>12338281
have you tried boiling them in virgin boy urine?

>> No.12342005

Beat them all up like you're making an omlette then put in a lasagna dish and put in the oven, bake it until golden brown on top and cooked inside, and hey presto you have egg bread to snack on.

>> No.12342009

PICKLED EGGS!
PICKLED EGGS!
PICKLED EGGS!

>> No.12342668

>>12337724
eat all the eggs

>> No.12343786

>>12338264
Congratulations, you somehow managed to make deviled eggs – literally one of the most basic recipes ever – look unappetizing.