/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12367341]

"I don't understand why I'm fat, I only eat salad..."
>adds 3 pounds of mayo on top of it

[Anonymous No.12367368]

I'm surprised /ck/ doesn't have Fat People Hate threads, considering food is what makes fat people.

[Anonymous No.12367369]

>>12367368
those are on /fit/
here, we ARE the fat people

[Anonymous No.12367374]

Gluttony is SIN.

[Anonymous No.12367378]

>>12367369
never trust a skinny chef

[Anonymous No.12367381]

>drinks 14 sodas and day and has stashes of candy everywhere
day of the fat lying sociopath rope soon

[Anonymous No.12367383]

>>12367368
We should have ck/fph/
Someone please use this as an opportunity to become the best OP

[Anonymous No.12367391]

>>12367369
Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.12367397]

>>12367378
Exactly

[Anonymous No.12367405]

>>12367397
>>12367378
Fatties detected. Ever notice how literally every top chef in the entire world is fit? Never trust a fat chef.

[Anonymous No.12367408]

>>12367378
meaningless platitude

[Anonymous No.12367415]

>>12367378
overweight chefs don't necessarily make the best food. it's not too uncommon to see them loading everything up with some kind of fat and no acidity to balance it out, so everything will just taste too greasy.

[Anonymous No.12367417]

>>12367405
id say day of the rope again but the rope would just break. gonna need a flamethrower or wp grenade fuckin holy shit.

[Anonymous No.12367420]

So what does /ck/ eat for pre-breakfast?

[Anonymous No.12367423]

>>12367369
Don't forget al/ck/oholics.

[Anonymous No.12367427]

>>12367397
Never trust an anime faggot.

[Anonymous No.12367429]

>>12367415
>he thinks acidity balances fat

[Anonymous No.12367435]

>>12367420
>2016 ncaa
holy fuck i wonder how fat this whore is now

[Anonymous No.12367436]

>Average fat chef

[Anonymous No.12367439]

>>12367405
god I wish she'd make videos again

[Anonymous No.12367441]

>>12367429
but it does, it helps to neutralize the greasy feel fat can leave in your mouth

[Anonymous No.12367444]

>>12367405
FUGGGGG

[Anonymous No.12367447]

>>12367444
>>12367436
Both of you, knock it off.

[Anonymous No.12367448]

>>12367368
I've seen this webm before. I guess if it were in a week no big deal although not healthy. The fact that it gets posted over and over though, that must mean this is in a day? How is that even possible? If it were a competition I guess but this person is just putting away that much food casually? I dont get how you could get to that point.

[Anonymous No.12367455]

>>12367405
>tfw imagine hitting it from the back while smashing her face into the cake until she stops moving

[Anonymous No.12367457]

>>12367448
It is in one day. And the human body is amazing once it is trained to do something.Eat enough and get big enough and you can just keep eating more.

[Anonymous No.12367466]

>>12367368
>Implying it will last
Have you seen all the fast food threads on this board? /ck/ is filled with fatties who can't cook.

[Anonymous No.12367499]

>>12367457
At least this guy is doing it as a competition. He's fit. This other person is just doing what she does on a random Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.12367516]

Yeeeaaaah, I have a cousin who has "tried everything" except actual diet and exercise. I watch her chew on an Arby's roast beef sandwich the way a great white shark's eyes will roll back as it's eating a dead whale. It's horrific.

[Anonymous No.12367528]

>>12367516
>Lady I work with started eating salads at lunch to "lose weight"
>Covers salads in mayo and cheese
>Still pounds down three of these a day
>Doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight
Fatties are literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.12367531]

>>12367457
I don't think it can be in one day, and if it is it's not something done regularly or the person would be like 2000 lbs. It must be over 20k calories in that list.

[Anonymous No.12367536]

>>12367368
they're played out and reddit tier desu

[Anonymous No.12367539]

>>12367531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7BMBJR9P4
One day.

[Anonymous No.12367559]

>>12367448
Hedonism is a hellevua drug.

[Anonymous No.12367611]

>>12367539
That's not proof of the person doing it, just a show that thrives on drama saying something dramatic.

If a 160 lb man needs about 2500 calories to maintain weight, then that means eating 30k calories per day would put you at around 2000 lbs. She's obviously not that big. Don't believe everything people say, especially someone like Dr. Phil who thrives on drama.

[Anonymous No.12367624]

>>12367611
Look faggot, if you're not going to believe anything that's posted then don't believe it and just shut the fuck up. You're contrarian "lol we can't know" bullshit is not clever.

[Anonymous No.12367635]

>>12367624

[Anonymous No.12367653]

>tfw seeing people eating burger and fries with a milkshake as their drink

[Anonymous No.12367665]

>>12367611
That's not how that works
More mass needs exponentially more calories

[Anonymous No.12367714]

>>12367665
30k calories every day would still put you at over 1000 pounds even if that's true and she's still not that big

[Anonymous No.12367732]

>>12367653
does it contain krill oil?

[Anonymous No.12367743]

>>12367714
You keep stating these numbers. Cite your fucking source. Show your math.

[Anonymous No.12367820]

>>12367714
Quit being retarded

[Anonymous No.12367975]

There are easy ways to lose weight.

[Anonymous No.12367995]

>>12367653
>five minutes ago outside drinking a beer, smoking and browsing /ck/ at the hotel
>hear some beast literally snorting and gasping for air approaching
>500 lb amerilard comes waddling up, out of breath from the 50ft walk from his car to the hotel door
>bag FULL of burgers and a shake in his hand

I'm no /fit/ bro but I certainly felt like it in my tank top watching this mammoth go by.

[Anonymous No.12368008]

>>12367539
how the hell do they pay for all this food

[Anonymous No.12368031]

>>12367995
There's always a bigger fish.

[Anonymous No.12368062]

>>12367975
Holy fucking fatty in denial shit. Only a seriously obese lunatic could read 737 calories into 40 calories. No wonder they think they can break the laws of thermodynamics.

[Anonymous No.12368077]

>>12368031
I laughed. Knew it was going to happen from the filename but disappointed there wasn't more of a fight with one more person.

[Anonymous No.12368088]

>>12368031
Thank you for the (you), you made me laugh so now have yours.

[Anonymous No.12368093]

>>12368008
the fucking government pays for it. this is why socialist nanny shit needs to fuck off up out of america.

[Anonymous No.12368118]

>>12367714
you need almost 10 calories per pound to make weight. My mom is 300 lbs and if she didn't eat anything she would lose a pound a day

[Anonymous No.12368170]

>>12367341
Have you ever heard a fat person say “I don’t know why I’m fat, all I eat is grilled chicken and vegetables!”? Me neither. Stupid fucking butter behemoths are too proactive in their fatness to take a measly 15 minutes to educate themselves about nutrition.

Fat “””people””” will make a “””salad””” with iceberg lettuce, croutons, cheese, maybe some fruit, fatty dressing and they will be completely unable to comprehend that their meal isn’t healthy or nutritious or low calorie or good for them in any way.

[Anonymous No.12368181]

>>12367341
>adds 3 pounds of mayo on top of it
>Also eats 3 or 4 other meal sized portions of non-salad food but inexplicably forgets about it or refers to it as a "snack"
Really the only thing that can help people like this is locking them in a room and controlling exactly what they're able to eat each day. Starting with no food at all for the first month.

[Anonymous No.12368188]

>>12367341
Fat women are so fucking pathetic. They should just be put out of their own misery. It especially pisses me off when they rant about abortion rights, particularly under cases of rape. Like, no one is going to ever touch you, not even with a 10 foot pole, you revolting sow. Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.12368204]

>>12368093
>herp derp it's all welfare
In no way will getting rid of government aid get rid of fat people. Bringing back body shaming might.

[Anonymous No.12368205]

>>12368188
>It especially pisses me off when they rant about abortion rights, particularly under cases of rape. Like, no one is going to ever touch you, not even with a 10 foot pole, you revolting sow.
Yeah, I remember back at uni every time without fail when I was out drinking with friends there would be one girl expressing concern about getting raped while walking on campus back to her room and invariably whichever girl mentioning this would be the ugliest, heaviest, least likely to be raped female of the group. It's like some sort of roundabout way of complimenting themselves to put out there the idea that men want to have sex with them.

[Anonymous No.12368236]

Joke's on you; I love food, I love being fat, and I fucking hope I die of a heart attack ASAP just so I can get off this shit planet.

[Anonymous No.12368261]

>>12367653
Is it that weird to get a milkshake with a burger and fries? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.12368281]

>>12368261
Fat

[Anonymous No.12368284]

>>12368261
Not if you do it once in a while and have ok BMI. The 500lb behemoth I witnessed earlier should at least opt for a damn unsweetened tea with his overloaded sack of burgers. But fuck it, i'm an alcoholic so let the good times roll.

[Anonymous No.12368308]

>>12368261
It’s ok as a rare treat. It’s never ok to get a huge 96oz one though.

[Anonymous No.12368321]

>>12368204
>In no way will getting rid of government aid get rid of fat people.
Oh yes it will.

[Anonymous No.12368394]

>>12368321
Anyone who believe in a magic bullet should be shot with an ordinary one. Fatties are worse than meth addicts and calories are the cheapest thing possible in America. You know damned well they'll find a way to gorge, a lot without working.

[Anonymous No.12368421]

>>12367420


>>12367435
Oh fugg I know this girl, I talked to her on Feabie before. She's still fat

[Anonymous No.12368450]

>>12368394
>no u so die!
ok lenin

[Anonymous No.12368540]

>>12367341
Don't forget all the snacks and multi-portioned meals they have when no one is watching so it doesn't count

[Anonymous No.12368547]

>>12368540
>Don't forget all the snacks and multi-portioned meals they have when no one is watching so it doesn't count
Yeah, I like how it's a mystery why they're gaining weight until you put them in a controlled hospital setting and control how many calories they get. Then all of a sudden their "metabolism" is magically functioning at a normal rate and they lose exactly as much weight as you'd predict based on calories.

[Anonymous No.12368638]

>>12367444

Steve?!

[Anonymous No.12368675]

>>12367341
Goddamn I love fat bitches

[Anonymous No.12368681]

>>12368421
>Feabie

Why am I not surprised.

[Anonymous No.12368708]

>>12367378
Fatsos shove anything down their mouth for the quick adrenaline rush of food.

Good chefs actually care about quality over quantity

Remember the food critic from Ratatouille?
>"you're thin for someone who likes food." >"I don't like food, I love it. And if I don't love it I don't swallow."

[Anonymous No.12368765]

>>12367975
You can't get to 60 calories with that, but if you use Stevia and unsweetened Almond Milk you could probably get to 100 or so.

[Anonymous No.12368801]

>>12368708
yea and remember how he was a shitty stuck up cunt? And remember how at the end of the movie, when he wasn't being such an asshole, he gained weight? Because he learned to actually love food instead of just being another shitty critic.

[Anonymous No.12368831]

>>12368450
Trying to avoid turning things to godwin's law after one post? Trying real hard not to address the extreme address to the issue of a simple fix to a complex problem?

[Anonymous No.12369566]

>>12367405
beautiful, she's the perfect size, I don't get the food thing though but that's just me, 9/10

[Anonymous No.12369672]

>>12368236
based and fatpiled

[Anonymous No.12369685]

>>12367341
fat isn't fattening if you just eat it at meals. To get fat like that you need to eat fat like 10 time a day, probably in chocolate/snacks form.

[Anonymous No.12369691]

>>12367457
calories are dumb, he's gonna shit out all the fat on that meal.
that amount of carb and energy drink is actually killing him though. no amount of funny face on camera will save him in 5-6 years from now.

[Anonymous No.12369692]

>>12368801
Well doe rey me, nigga.

[Anonymous No.12369696]

>>12367975
calorie != Calorie

[Anonymous No.12369703]

>>12367743
Just going by calorie needs for people at average weights and using calorie calculators. Seems odd that you might be getting upset over basically saying Dr. Phil isn't 100% honest.

[Anonymous No.12369704]

>>12369703
So you won't post your numbers or citations, got it. Thank you for playing.

[Anonymous No.12369705]

>>12367417
Lmao

[Anonymous No.12369725]

>>12367457
>>12369691
He got testicular cancer, lost one testicle, it came back and got the other testicles a couple years later.

[Anonymous No.12369737]

>>12367743
>You keep stating these numbers.
>>12367820
>Quit being retarded
Are you just trolling him? It's 10,000 calories for a literal 1 ton (2,000lb) woman to maintain her weight.
https://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html?ctype=standard&cage=30&csex=f&cheightfeet=5&cheightinch=10&cpound=2000&cheightmeter=180&ckg=65&cactivity=1&cmop=0&coutunit=c&cformula=m&cfatpct=20&printit=0&x=69&y=24
It's literally impossible for that woman to be eating 30,000 calories per day unless she's vomiting after eating, abusive massive amounts of laxatives, and has tapeworms.
>>12369691
>calories are dumb, he's gonna shit out all the fat on that meal.
Calories aren't dumb. They're extremely effective as a metric for predicting weight gain / loss. Fat people just like to focus on whatever out of the ordinary exception cases they can come up with because otherwise they'd have to face the reality that weight is completely under their control and requires straightforward consistency and discipline rather than some fad diet trick to transform their metabolism into a "fat burning furnace."

[Anonymous No.12369743]

>>12369704
Well, 160 lb man needs about 2500 calories. 30k/2.5k=12, so 160x12 means 30k calories should put you at around 2k lbs body weight.

https://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
This calculator says an average height woman at 2k lbs with no exercise only needs 12k calories per day to maintain that weight, which is a lot less than what the person in the Dr. Phil video claims to eat every day. It says 30k calories would put you at about 6k lbs.

This person >>12368118 says 10 calories per pound which is even a pretty low estimate considering a 160 lb male needs more than 1600 calories, and it would still put you at 3k lbs if you eat 30k calories.

Of course there are other factors like how many calories you can really absorb and if your body just starts pushing food out without digesting it if you're piling that much in there. But someone eating 30k calories would still be way bigger considering that there are still people around her size not eating that much. Even going by half of the lowest guesses above would still put her at 1k lbs.

>Thank you for playing.
You're a twat. Phil, and your show is Jerry Springer-tier.

[Anonymous No.12369747]

>>12369743
>Well, 160 lb man needs about 2500 calories. 30k/2.5k=12, so 160x12 means 30k calories should put you at around 2k lbs body weight.

[Anonymous No.12369756]

>>12369696
>calorie != Calorie
It's assumed when you're talking about food that you mean food calories. That's why they're called food calories. Almost no one intentionally means to refer to "calorie" as in 1/1000 of a food calorie. That's not even something someone involved in chemistry / other technical fields would use since they have joules for that.

[Anonymous No.12369757]

>>12369747
I'm not claiming to know exactly how it works and be 100% correct about everything, but it's at least the best way I can think of to estimate how big someone would be if they actually ate that much every day. Do you have anything that shows I'm wrong other than greentext and memes? Because defending this shit makes you seem naive like you think a dramatic TV show wouldn't lie or not fact check if it kept people watching.

[Anonymous No.12369763]

>>12369757
>I'm not claiming to know exactly how it works and be 100% correct about everything
I accept your apology, fatty.

[Anonymous No.12369764]

I'm not even fat but a bowl of ranch dressing topped with a garden salad is one of my favourite meals and I'm not letting anyone take that from me.

[Anonymous No.12369838]

I don't mind if when people have a little extra weight, but fuck me I hate fat people, 2/5 family members are above 120kg and it makes me sick

[Anonymous No.12369856]

>>12368031
She probably got a pretty significant injury from this causing her to become even more immobile and more obese.

[Anonymous No.12369873]

>>12369856
Yeah, that right wrist probably broke when she landed...

...good.

[Anonymous No.12370088]

Fukk i know some nasty ass mexican bitches who use mayo as a condiment for some delicious mexican food but damn how can you just desecrate a good plate of mexican food like thatit pisses me off and makes me want to vomit. if you ever see someone throw a glob of mayo on refried beans dont ever ask what their thoughts on the complex godly flavors of certain foods

[Anonymous No.12370137]

>>12367378
>t. Paula Deen

[Anonymous No.12370146]

>>12370088
I notice a lot of poor or lowerclass Mexicans make horrible food. I'm talking about bland and bizarre food combos like diced hot dog and pinto beans or cheap fatty cuts of meat with minimal or no seasoning and a complete absence of vegetables.

[Anonymous No.12370152]

>>12370146
This could also be why Mexicans are so fucking fat. I swear only 1 in 20 Mexicans are at a healthy weight

[Anonymous No.12371121]

>>12367368
>tilde.png

[Anonymous No.12371139]

>>12367374
So is not loving your neighbor as you love yourself.

[Anonymous No.12372576]

>>12370088
Mexicans are not people.

[Anonymous No.12372596]

butter chicken pizza has all the essential oils your body needs to keep fat from sticking to your muscles.

Ever seen a fat indian? thought so.

[Anonymous No.12372610]

>>12372596

[Anonymous No.12372622]

>>12372610
I did not see one slice of BCP.

I remain unconvinced.

[Anonymous No.12372624]

>>12372622
That wasn't the question. Go back to your designated street.

[Anonymous No.12372631]

>>12372624
If his diet was correct, he would not be fat. I'm not following you.

[Anonymous No.12372636]

>>12372631
>Question: Ever seen a fat indian
>Answer: Yes, I have. Here is one
Do I need to draw a diagram?

[Anonymous No.12372650]

>>12372636
My argument was that if his diet included butter chicken pizza, he would be a healthy weight

why are you trying to suppress indian culture?

[Anonymous No.12372654]

>>12372650
Why won't you learn to use a fucking toilet?

[Anonymous No.12372660]

>>12368236
I hope you die too, Anon.
You're making the species look bad.

[Anonymous No.12372671]

>>12372654
the media lies

I thought this was known in america

[Anonymous No.12373318]

>>12372671
Fat people lie. This is known.

[Anonymous No.12373402]

>>12373318
>Is it usually a healthy start to the day for you?
>Yeah, that's what I think.
>Pours a mixing bowl full of cereal, not milk and cereal, but heavy mixing cream and cereal.
Oh god fuck everthing else he put in there what the fuck.
>It's a low calorie cereal, innit?

[Anonymous No.12373412]

>>12367341

I just ate one like that.

[Anonymous No.12373461]

>>12369763
32oz of pepsi? That's like half a litter? Jezzuz

[Anonymous No.12373473]

>>12367341
People need to learn that salads are just a base, and what makes them healthy or unhealthy is whst you put on it. Of course you'll get fat eating salads if you're going to dump a lot of calorie dense and carb heavy shit on it. It's why McDonald's salads are one of the worst items you can order there despite them being marketed as healthy.

[Anonymous No.12373506]

>>12373318
nothing makes you feel worse about your diet than weighing your food to find out how much of a fat fuck you really are

[Anonymous No.12373511]

>>12373461
Diabeetus in a drum!