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12391081 No.12391081 [Reply] [Original]

no eggs edition

>> No.12391084

No crabs edition

>> No.12391090

>>12391084
also a good suggestion

>> No.12391092

>>12391081
iPhonefag here. Can someone give a bried description of what's happening in this webum?

>> No.12391094

>>12391081
just COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKIN EGGS BITCH!

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>> No.12391109
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>>12391096
you messed up big time, tripfag

>> No.12391639
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gonna try doing this soon

>> No.12391947

>>12391639
too gooey for a quiche, basically a pie at that point

>> No.12391957

>>12391947
doesnt look very gooey to me

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>> No.12392179
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HOW DOES EGGS GET OUT

>> No.12392188

post new webms if you're going to spam webm threads

>inb4 no u

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>> No.12392227

>>12392222
Imagine your fork hand shaking from malnutrition as you make a video.

>> No.12392231

>>12392222
Does he have a teeny tiny mouth?

>> No.12392254

>>12392188
i started the thread with oc
and, ahem, no u

>> No.12392367

>>12392179
It's to bad he died. His son left the business and became a faggot so there will be no more egg king stands. His stand has since been dismantled for new vendors to come in. So he has been out, but how does he get out of death?
Cherish his memory by this webm.

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do centipedes feel pain?

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>>12392411
does a beheaded fish feel pain? no.

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>> No.12392454

>>12392179
You had one job.

>> No.12392462

>>12392179
He doesn't. There is no eggscape.

>> No.12392474

>>12392071
that sauce looks like pond water with tadpolls

>> No.12392477
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>>12392417
He's cute.

>> No.12392511

>>12392179
This was eggsactly the webm I came looking for.

>> No.12392555
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>> No.12392579

>>12392511
Eggsellent taste.

>> No.12392589

>>12392579
Eggsactly

>> No.12392674

>>12392579
>>12392589
Eggscellent replies.

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>>12392772
birb thread now

>> No.12392799
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>>12391081
refuse

>> No.12392815

>>12392804
wow what an asshole

>> No.12392820
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>>12392810
At least post something people haven't seen a million fucking times.

>> No.12392827
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>>12392820
>other webms have been posted hundreds of times and nobody says anything
>my web has been posted maybe 4-7 times
>post something else!!!!!
retard

>> No.12392835

>>12392179
how many eggs does this guy need tho? we need to put a limit on high capacity egg showmen before they hurt someone

>> No.12392840

>>12392827
>nobody says anything

Nice history revision. There's a reason why it's a no eggs edition. That's because some retards keeps posting the egg fort guy in every damn webm thread.

>> No.12392863

>>12392840
eggs eggs eggs eggs that's all we need is eggs. They are glamorous and cheap, so versital. Why hate on eggs when you can channel your anger elsewhere. EGGS RULE THE WOURLD.

>> No.12392876

>>12392863
Eggs are pretty good, ok?

>> No.12392899
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>>12392840
I can post whetever the fuck I want OP is a fag

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>>12392899
oy say it to my face pussy

>> No.12392983

>>12391092
they make spaghetti puttanesca but instead of pasta they use pig skin

>> No.12393006

This thread is just eggcessive

>> No.12393019

>>12393006
it is eggciting to have eggstravagance eggthread and OP is a egghead

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>> No.12393820

>>12392179
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.12393862

>>12393820
pasta rasta boi

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>>12392179
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>> No.12393910

>>12393894
u ok m8?

>> No.12393920

>>12392447
What's the point of this?

>> No.12393923
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>>12393820
t.

>> No.12393949 [DELETED] 

>>12392447
Me at age 9: "I wonder what it will be like to be an adult?"
Me at 30: *watches a Big Mac be disassembled underwater at 11pm on a work night*

>> No.12393998

>>12392799
Not his feathers on top?

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>>12393998
Probably not.

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>>12393923
Perhaps getting a large, predatory animal that close to your face is a bad idea. Side note: they have tiny little barbs inside those cups. So if you're going to cry over something smaller than a kitten scratch, don't get it near delicate skin.

>> No.12394137

>>12394113
More tiddy monsters eating please

>> No.12394389

>>12393923
Koreans really are the niggers of Asia. They feel no empathy to animals and are degenerate as fuck

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>>12393910
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>> No.12394675

>>12394670
u ok m8?

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>>12394675
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>> No.12394711

>>12394688
u ok m8?

>> No.12394724

>>12394599
lol, rip buddeh

>> No.12394766

>>12392071
"that will be $58+tip sir"

>>12392981
looks pretty tasty

>> No.12394773

>>12392981
guys with long hair needs to be shot

>> No.12394781

>>12392447
Hang on a second. One meat patty sinks, the other one floats.

>> No.12394783
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>>12392071
this reminds me, i have a littler cup of crab claw meat that I want to deep dry
anyone have a good recipe I should use? want me to try anything and post it to the next dickered cookalong?

>> No.12394791

>>12394783
I want you to make your own thread for whatever you end up trying.

>> No.12394828

>>12394791
k daddy, i'll probably end up trying something similar to the Tennessee hot chicken recipe that some anon posted a day ago.
i like a little kick to my fish from time to time, and i think a spicey deep fry batter would be nice for me to have in my arsenal

>> No.12394848

>>12392179
>Cutting on slate

>> No.12394850

>>12394781
That should be all the info you need not to go eat there.

>> No.12394856

>>12392815
You can't improve unless you know something's wrong. I wish people would be more honest in regards to my cooking.

>> No.12394861

>>12394856
And I for one am sick of not being firmly rejected. It's hard to give up when a shred of hope remains.

>> No.12394876

>>12394861
Sorry to hear that anon. Communication goes both ways, be more frank with the people you're trying to get into a relationship with and let's hope for the best. If they're not frank when you're asking them to be they're not worth the time you invest in them and you should move on. Godspeed.

>> No.12394882

>>12393923
>her face is so fake it's starting to come off.

>> No.12394890

>>12392899
This actually taste good

>> No.12395071

>>12394711
>https://youtu.be/2EAYX7t3YM4

>> No.12395136

>>12392804
>he doesn't have yellow fever

>> No.12395140

>>12393748
>Americans need an infographic to explain how a company can start their own chicken far.

>> No.12395154

>>12395140
You have to be very careful when explaining meat to Am*ricans, their carnist programming makes them get super butthurt and defensive unless you include cute cartoons and not use any trigger words that could be construed as expressing a negative or even neutral sentiment. If the segment had just said "industrial chicken farmers were abusing their monopoly position to supply substandard products at high prices" the carnists would have shat themselves with rage, not at the chicken farmers but at the people producing the video. Then expect an hour long rant about muh B12 and some woman who gave her infant vegan formula and how it died.

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>> No.12395268

>>12393820
This is underrated kinda sad that because it was an anti-bane pasta it never took off.

>> No.12395304

>>12395154

Projecting vegan

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>> No.12395524

>>12392447
>this triggers the amerishart

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>> No.12395576

>>12395515
>burnt
why

>> No.12395582

>>12394599
>Michelin Star Restaurant

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>> No.12396009

>>12395524
obsessed

>> No.12396018

>>12392447
Sauce?

>> No.12396027

>>12392411
Why do they blow up

>> No.12396063

>>12396009
obese

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>> No.12396085

>>12393949
*likes tweet* :^)

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>> No.12396244

>>12392367
>His son left the business and became a faggot
what now?

>> No.12396301

>>12396027
hot oil in the glass

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>>12394773
>t. jealous hairlet

>> No.12396311

>>12396244
it's over for their bloodline. came to a screeching halt when his son turned gay and left the business. His son is now a hair stylist, which that in itself is pretty gay.

>> No.12396357

>>12396311
proof?

>> No.12396380

>>12396357
I'm a local where they used to serve the eggs. I knew the guy and his son on a personal level because back then I used to go to the egg stand a lot.

>> No.12396385

>>12396301
Oh I thought it was some type of alcohol for some reason

>> No.12396416

>>12396097
>Corn Flakes
>not Cheerios
>or even better … regular, large-sized Shredded Wheat

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>>12394113
>needing that much force to cut your food
women are retarded

>> No.12396522

>>12396380
>im local
lmao ok

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>>12396216
>hands are black
unwatchable

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>> No.12396553 [DELETED] 

>>12396216
Seems good but it's unhygienic using black hands to cook food.

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>> No.12396603

>>12392772
>and so i asked "bird what is your wisdom?"
>and the bird said "fuck the Zhao"
and so we went to war

>> No.12396618

>>12396522
I've been living here for over 10 years, faggot.

>> No.12396622

>>12396618
>i've been living in a place and know about people in a webm, trust me guys, no one is full of shit on the internet
(you)

>> No.12396651

>>12396622
>I think I know it all
(you)

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>> No.12396676

>>12396618
Where?

>> No.12396710

>>12395268

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3665324&pagenumber=1

>> No.12396967

>>12396662
Why are people so autistic about macarons?

>> No.12396970

>>12396518
And then she went puking behind the first bush she could find

>> No.12397127

>>12391947
not gooey, like at all. are you blind?

>> No.12397140

>>12394773
seething baldlet

>> No.12397143

>>12396518
cool story incel

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>> No.12397170

>>12392411
god that fucking filter is the worst part of that webm

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>> No.12397177

>>12392810
how do I get in without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.12397181

>>12397140
He's jealous of long hair because he has no baldness?

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>>12391084
CRABS?

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>> No.12397252

>>12397181
no, he is jelly because he is bald. It just sounds stupid to say "hairlet", "baldlet" is much more expressive. Why are you pretending to be more retarded than you already are?

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>>12393923
lmao

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>> No.12397278

>>12397252
I think you need to lurk more, buddy.

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>>12397238

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>> No.12397297

>>12397286
Imagine his emotions that would feel crazy.

>> No.12397299

>>12397286
poor little dude :(

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>>12397286
Similar confusion

>> No.12397325

>>12397319
lmao what the fuck is that faggot wearing

>> No.12397344

>>12392179
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKIN BAAAAAAAASED ANNNNNND REDDDPIIIIIIIILLLLLLED

>> No.12397347

>>12397252
>jelly
summer is here already, FUCK!

>> No.12397359

>>12397286
>>12397296
>>12397321
Why are animals so retarded? Is pollution making them stupid?

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>>12397359
The first two are not retarded, raccoons always wash their food, the dog is probably afraid of messing up whatever bullshit the humans came up with this time because he has been scolded before
The birds are massive retards in general tho

>> No.12397376
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>> No.12397392
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>> No.12397431

>>12395527
>white hands
>sudden niBBa at the end

>> No.12397443
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>> No.12397456

>>12393923
its almost like it didnt want to be eaten alive....

>> No.12397466

>>12394781
one's covered in cheese

>> No.12397472

>>12397275
imagine being so vain its takes you 10 fucking minuets to eat a piece of sushi.

>> No.12397531

>>12397392
I don't understand why someone would make a chicken pot pie without a full crust.

>> No.12397560

>>12392511
>>12392579
>>12392589
>>12392674
I reggret reading these.

>> No.12397635

>>12396097
i thought the filename was "horny crackers" for a second

>> No.12397856

>>12397431
bruh that's Al Roker, he's a national treasure.
Don't use such slurs when reffering to him.

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>>12397359
Some animals are more equal than others

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>>12397376
Beyond unwatchable, what the absolute fuck are you doing?

>> No.12397995

>>12397257
ahh, the LIRR

>> No.12398113

>>12393949
Get run over by a car.

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>> No.12398329

>>12392222
I don't think I've ever seen so little calories put on a plate of that size before. It would be like arranging a full english on a satellite dish.

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>> No.12398352

>>12397286
What happened to all the butter?

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>> No.12398378

>>12398113
u mad?

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>> No.12398557

>>12392222
That will be $45.99, please.

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>> No.12398660

>>12398591
Is that Claire's recipe?

>> No.12398691

>>12393923
I'm surprised it bit her though? I thought those things were poisonous?

>> No.12398709
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>>12398660
I don't know.

>> No.12398713

>>12395515
That looks pretty good. Shame about your inevitable breasts though

>> No.12398714

>>12392981
Jesus christ, Favreau

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>>12398691
I don't think she would eat a squid that's poisonous.
pic related is another squid bite btw.

>> No.12398723

>>12395685
That seems too easy to be true. I will try some day and post the messy failure

>> No.12398732

>>12391109
>not the ja/ck/ version
get out pleb

>> No.12398741

>>12391639
this is a weird 'go'za

>> No.12398823

>>12397265
what the fuck

>> No.12398891

>>12397265
that didnt rip her hair off

>> No.12399003

>>12397257
that's how you keep your immune system strong

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>> No.12399093

>>12397238
could we use a similar machine when circumcising toddlers?

>> No.12399110

>>12396967
spongebob

>> No.12399134

>>12398113
based

>> No.12399145

>>12392799
I can't believe he finally stopped making spaghetti

>> No.12399601

>>12399093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whU1oX3sOTk&t=4m58s

>> No.12399609

>>12398732
How do I make my Scottish eggs yolk runny like that. mine always comes out overdone.

>> No.12399792

>>12395170
>>12395404
>>12395410
>>12395423
etc etc.
Just wanted to say thanks for posting some useful cooking webms. I saved quite a few and plan on trying them out soon.
I think I'll start with the beef and broccoli and move into the more esoteric recipes from there.

>> No.12399826

>>12399090
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime girl.

>> No.12399853

>>12397635
called naughty nat for a reason

>> No.12400137

>>12394856
it depends on the person but typically, yes, you should be honest about that
however it all depends on how you say it.
if my mom cooks something for 2 hours and it's not that good then I'm not going to tell her it's horrible with a shit eating grin on my face

>> No.12400145

>>12397177
you don't.
the egg fort of korea belongs to the queen, and only the queen.

>> No.12400195

>>12392411
>>12396301
>Hot oil fucking spraying all over your face and hands

>> No.12400210

>>12400137
I thought a shit eating grin was a slightly embarrassed smile. So I just looked it up and apparently it can mean either a smug smile or a sheepish one. What a stupid expression.

>> No.12400266

>>12399792
No problem. I don't make the content, I just save the videos from reddit and re-encode them to cut the filesize. I try to only save the ones that look good. My favorite that I've made is the Guinness stew.

>> No.12400314

>>12400145
but how do I marry her if I can't get in?

>> No.12400448

>>12392179
Eggcellent!

>> No.12400469

>>12392179
No need to read the rest ofnthe thread. This is what I came for

>> No.12400758

>>12398653

I fucking hate this. Everytime.

>> No.12401051

>>12397365
>butter
>sugar
>more sugar
>salt
>more butter
>more sugar
baking - what went so terribly wrong?

>> No.12401182

>>12396018
Special, I believe

>> No.12401198

>>12397560
what are you? A chicken!

>> No.12401471

>>12399826

XD

>> No.12401476

>>12392417

Dont they say something about the muscles being stressed makes the meat worse?

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>> No.12401998

>>12393949
Hello fellow 11PM anon. You're not alone in that feel.

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>>12393949

>> No.12402093

>>12397257
jesus fucking christ females are fucking stupid

>> No.12402110

>>12393949
Gross, this guy just reddit'd all over the place

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>>12397873
birbies are great

>> No.12402143

>>12398171
>tfw this guy will never let me sniff his feet

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>>12393949

>> No.12402364
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>>12393949
wtf

>> No.12402794

>>12392411
Asians are not people.

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>>12395520
lol why would I do all that

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>> No.12404418

>>12397281
I prefer the one where she's at a bakery and Ahmed's at the back just staring

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>>12396662
If any of you have ever wanted to try these little things but can't find them anywhere you can think of near you, try a Kroger or food-specific grocery market. There's a Private Selection brand of 4 different flavors in one box that I've tried before. You can find these in the freezer section towards the end of the ice cream.

>> No.12404783

>>12404752
that's gay m8

>> No.12404987

>>12404783
the qt's creamy white ass or the macaroons?

>> No.12405251

>>12397275
I need a girlfriend, if I don't get one by the time I hit the 30s I'm going to kill myself.

>> No.12405347

>>12405251
kys

>> No.12405350

>>12404752
Who let the slavs have photoshop?

>> No.12405479

>>12391947
Are you confusing quiche for a fucking brick? That's perfectly acceptable.

>> No.12405600

>>12396518
Why do Jews always looks like their skin is just slightly the wrong size for them?

>> No.12405658

>>12402364
>>12402155
>>12402143
>>12402110
>>12402060
What did we miss?

>> No.12405665 [DELETED] 

Join our server to share cooking and ideas
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>> No.12406073

>>12397325
Fag-cloths, are you blind?

>> No.12406083

>>12398335
>Pancake mix
Wtf

>> No.12406147

>>12406083
It's just flour and leavening.

>> No.12406350

>>12397275
START EATING ALREADY YOU FUCKING PLASTIC PIECE OF SHIT!

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>> No.12406497

>>12400195
>>12396301
>Hot oil
>In a wineglass

>> No.12406503

>>12406497
How do you drink your hot oil, out of a mug like a savage?

>> No.12406517

>>12406497
Your issue is only a problem when they're putting a hot glass in cold water upside down. You have it reversed. It's bad to put cold water in a wine glasses that was freshly washed in hot water.

>> No.12406531

>>12398487
>taps the knife like a retard

Why do "chefs" do this?

>> No.12406546

>>12392840
What's the egg fort? Someone post it, I wanna see if I've seen it before

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>>12406546

>> No.12406560

>>12406531
Before I answer, I don't consider myself a professional or even very exceptional chef by any means. I've developed a habit of tapping the knife because when you finely cut or dice things they tend to stick to the knife, and tapping it knocks the excess off of it. While I realize it doesn't work for everything, when you cut into small pieces often enough, it becomes habitual to do it after cutting anything and I'd imagine many chefs in the field have developed a similar habit.

>> No.12406566

>>12406560
Extending on this: I do it before cutting things too, to rid the knife of anything that I had previously chopped.

>> No.12406575

>>12406557
Never seen it. How do I get this for my FIFA 19 on Xbox?

>> No.12406579

>>12406560
I don't consider you a professional chef either, but I do consider you a complete and utter faggot.

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>>12406566
>>12406560
Kind of makes sense, but I still dont like it.

>> No.12406585

>>12406557
>eggsthetics in '18
I'm scared bros.

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>> No.12406638

>>12406581
>Kind of makes sense,
No it doesn't. I've spent literally thousands of hours chopping food. I've never once tapped my knife on the board like a tryhard retard attempting to look skilled.

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>>12406638
I mean I understand where he is coming from. Do I think its retarded? Absolutely. Do I want them to stop. Absolutely. But at least they gave me a reason I can understand.

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>> No.12406732

>>12406719
wow, that food looks like it tastes bland

>> No.12406733

>>12406638
You get so angry because you think it's about "looks" when in reality it's probably exactly how it was explained above. So what, you didn't form a habit doing it, others have. You only live once, don't exert your heart getting upset because some people bite their nails, some grind their teeth and some tap their knives.

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>>12395410
>>12397392
>>12397443
>>12398709
Cooklet here, what kind of pots/pans are those? I'm looking to buy a pot that I can use for one-pot dishes. Is this enameled cast iron or what?

>> No.12406739

>>12391109
>non-j*ck version

bless you sir

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>>12406733
Exactly. I still think its fucking stupid, but who really gives a shit in the end?

>> No.12406765

>>12406735
Yea, those look like enameled cast iron dutch ovens.

>> No.12406773

>>12406735
dutch ovens, get one or you're not a cook

>> No.12406784

>>12406735
Yeah, enameled cast iron. Look for Le Creuset and Staub for high end, or Lodge for affordable. I've been using a Lodge for years and it works fine. The higher end ones will have a thicker enamel (more chip resistant) and aren't made in China. The 7.5 quart Lodge I have was about $85, whereas a Le Creuset of equal size will run nearly $400. I'd go budget unless you've got a lot of disposable income. Also be careful with metal utensils regardless of brand, because you don't want to chip the enamel.

>> No.12406806

>>12406784
>>12406765
>>12406773
thanks

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>>12406722

>> No.12407099

>>12406806
>>12406735
Any brand recommendations for a eurofag? Buying Lodge would cost me more in shipping than the oven itself.

>> No.12407116

>>12392367
yes, but how did they get his body out of the stall?

>> No.12407183

>>12392411
What's up with her ultra sharp chin?

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>>12406638
>tryhard retard attempting to look skilled
Jesus, maybe it's just a tic, or it's confirming your proprioception about where the edge of the blade is and not some elaborate planned behaviour for the sake of an audience.

>> No.12407433

>>12395783
Gonna try this.

>> No.12407461

>>12405347
You first

>> No.12407481

>>12407433
I've made it twice. Even better with some chorizo in it.

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