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I've done a 180 on Morocco at this point, recreating recipes from taste is cool as fuck. Still acts weirdly faggy, but I wish I had a palate like his

>> No.12397510

>>12397509
Stop shilling this channel

>> No.12397521

>>12397510
No it's one of the few good channels with a big enough budget and scope to provide a constant stream of content and maintain variety. It's better than some retard putting white wine in everything and coming up with retarded food-hack psuedoscience shit in his home kitchen. Or another "grossly overweight faggot eats 40 mcchickens". Or another "effeminate autist reviews McDonald's toilet water".

>> No.12397523

>>12397509
Fuck off.

>> No.12397530

>>12397521
I don’t care about the other shitty channels you brought up. Just stop shilling this channel

>> No.12397544

>>12397510
>>12397523
>>12397530
Eat shit, fuckface. This is a cooking board to discuss food and cooking.

>> No.12397557

>>12397544
Exactly, a YouTube channel isn’t food or cooking

>> No.12397567
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>>12397557
You're retarded.

>> No.12397569

>>12397557
this is like going on /tv/ and saying movie/tv reviews aren't television and film.

>> No.12397580

>>12397557
Drooling fucking retard. Please fall on a sharp knife.

>> No.12397589

>>12397567
I wish I could have kissed her and made it all better.

>> No.12397598

>>12397589
Same. The vegan extremism is a little much but I would have wifed her, tbdesu.

>> No.12397672

>>12397557
A video about a guy recreating a recipe while blindfolded seems pretty food and cooking related to me

>> No.12397820

I would have done it better

>> No.12397909

>>12397509
He’s straight and married.

>> No.12397920

>>12397909
Elton John was married once.

>> No.12398118

>>12397920
I think legit all NYC men act like that

>> No.12398154

>>12397509
Chris>Brad>Claire>Gaby>>>Molly>Carla>Andy

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>>12397509
....he completely fucked this one up. He didn't even come close. The trash he presented at the end is blown wide open and half the ingredients are missing! It's a disgusting looking monstrosity!

>> No.12398247

>>12397521
>some retard putting white wine in everything
i fucking hate that guy

>> No.12398349

>>12398239
all he was missing was bay leaf. he included red wine vinegar and thyme so i don't know why they counted those against him.

no excuses for not knowing how to deal with steam explosions in pastries, though.

not gonna lie i was kinda turned on when he was able to tell the beef was seared by the way it felt when he was tearing it.

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>>12397509
Legit kawaii

>>12398154
I disagree with placing Molly below Gabby but otherwise looks about right.

>>12397672
This. Also
>"I don't get the bay (leaf) in there
If unironic super-taster Chris can't detect that leaf, should I ever bother buying it again?

>> No.12398533

Claire is a fucking qt.

>> No.12398829

>>12398459
No, Bay Leaf is a complete meme. Use Kaffir Lime in any recipe that calls for it

>> No.12398845

>>12398349
What are you actually supposed to do about the steam explosions? I would have no idea how to prevent that

>> No.12399455

>>12398349
>he included red wine vinegar and thyme so i don't know why they counted those against him.
Weren't they in a different part of the dish?

>> No.12399477

Chris is so incredibly fucking gay. There is no way he doesn't come out within 5 years.

>>12398154
>Making Andy a bottom

>> No.12399579

>>12398154
molly>chris>brad>claire>>andy>>>>carla>gaby>actual shit>rick

>> No.12399594

>>12398459
>If unironic super-taster Chris can't detect that leaf, should I ever bother buying it again
bayleaf has to be simmered for hours to extract full flavor
didn't watch the vid btw

>> No.12399673

>>12397509
Reminder that they are confirmed redditors and probably shill here too

>> No.12399708

>>12398459
>>12398829
The only time ive ever noticed Bay leaf is when i put like 4 in and even then it was subtle. One of these days i need to make 2 stews or something with and without and compare.

>> No.12399718

>>12398829
I have a bay leaf tree and a kaffir lime tree.

>> No.12399720

>>12399708
Because you aren't using fresh leaves. Use more, use fresh.

>> No.12399723

>>12397909
Proofs? He has gayvoice.

Also, you can be married to another man now.

>> No.12399729

>>12399723
He talks about his kids sometimes, like in the katsu video

>> No.12399730

>>12399720
But ive heard fresh leaves taste like menthol

>> No.12399771

>tfw no supertaster bf

>> No.12399836

>>12398459
It either needs to be fresh bay leaf or simmered for at least an hour if using dried.

>> No.12399913

>>12399729
>that video where he mentions his wife
>the entire comments section is everyone losing their shit over him being married to a woman
>no one mentions how good the salad he made was

>> No.12399974

>>12397909
>>12399729
>>12399913
Definitely just trolling the audience

>> No.12400133

>>12399723
I’d go by how comfortable the women are with the guys letting them touch them. Don’t know the name of the guy but the one where Claire let him message her midway through....the instant ramen video I think? 100% gay. That’s some super creepy behavior unless he’s rocking the ol’ pole position.

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>>12397521
>"grossly overweight faggot eats 40 mcchickens"

That one was a pretty entertaining and wild ride for while desu it's a shame he made a recovery and got back together with his buttbuddy

>> No.12400492

>>12400167
>that cat

>> No.12400514

He definitely knows his stuff. Hopefully they make more.

>> No.12401397

>>12398349
He used Red Wine Vinegar the first time, but dropped it for cognac in the final sauce

>> No.12401414

For me it's Kay.

>> No.12401498

Would you let him taste and judge your cum /ck/?

>> No.12401516

>>12397521
>>12397509
Fuck off you shameless shill

The only worthwhile YT channels are complete autists perfecting to their craft out of pure passion, without any commercial benefits. People like Henry, Mr Curd Nerd, I'll even make an exception for Bruno Albouze, that is REAL quality content, not your BuzzFeed-esque late capitalist charade.

Also, ALL the girls on BA fucking suck aside from Gaby.

>> No.12401527

>>12399913
Because NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FOOD. It's about their shitty personalities, those are what they market to you. 4chan is also marketing BA with daily waifu threads, unpaid of course.

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>>12401527
>>12401516

>> No.12401552

>>12397509
Is he still alive? I thought he died of AIDS weeks ago.

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>>12401498
Am I masterbaiting in a cup or is he sucking me off?

>> No.12401569

>>12401561
Depends, do you want him to judge your dick taste as well?

>> No.12401580

>>12398459
>bay leaf
A lot of the brine recipes call for 1 or two of these shits to float on top. Fuck that you can't taste it.

>> No.12401585

>>12401527
Your opinion literally does not matter. Never post here again.

>> No.12401656

It's alive brad=chris=Claire>Andy>Carla>Random vid brad>molly>rick

>> No.12401740

>>12401516
The fuck are you talking about? curd nerd sells the cheesemaking kits and stuff.

>> No.12402045

Are we getting a red pesto video from Molly? That sounds better than the cheese and oil shit Carla put together

>> No.12402714

The only person worth watching on this fag channel is mommy Claire

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>>12402714
>the only person worth watching is the least competent chef

>> No.12402989

>>12402735
Isn't that the blonde chick? They seem to give her all the simplest recipes.

I like the Iranian? guy, his recipes are always the most interesting.

>> No.12403078

>>12402989
Molly is a lot more skilled because she has range
Claire only seems to bake, which is fine, but she can't even temper chocolate

I used to defend her, but it's been at least a year and she still quivers with sexually charged fear at the BBC (Big Bad Chocolate)
She's supposed to be a professional chef, but she can't handle chocolate

>> No.12403109

>>12403078
>Add additional baking time to Doritos right at the end of the process
>wtf why did they over cook this is too hard I'm going home
Claire is genuinely retarded

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12404879

>>12403109
Retarded, you say?

>> No.12404889

>>12397509
>Recreating from taste
If you nigger can't identify a Beef Wellington by touch, smell and taste after working decades in the cooking industry you're fucking retarded.
That's why he even threw in the "Oh what is Wellington anyway" line.
Because any semi-trained cook can do it if they've had it once before, it's literally just a puff pastry wrapped filet with duxelles.

>> No.12404895

>>12402989
Andy is great, though I suspect he's gay which reduces my opinion of him

>> No.12404915

>>12398845
put holes in the crust, literally have to do this every time you bake anything dough related

>> No.12404922

claire sad fits

haha get it? because she's always giving up on whatever she's doing and she has to cry to brad or chris to do her job for her.

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12404924

>>12398845
>How do I let steam escape from a closed vessel
Have you tried putting holes in it

>> No.12404991

>>12397521
based

>> No.12405002

>>12404895
He's gay, wrote a piece about it on their website

>> No.12405008

>>12405002
Why are gays always so easily spottable

>> No.12405013

Why does Andy act so bitchy and stuck up? It’s not cute and being the “sassy” gay is old by now

>> No.12405030

>>12405013
gays live in a totally different world. they literally have their own TV networks, zip codes, and stores you've never even heard of.

>> No.12405237

>>12405013
You know Andy isn't gay, right? I mean, he's latino.

>> No.12405745

>>12404915
>>12404924
But he did that and it still made a mess

>> No.12405816

>>12397509
I want to eat out Claire and Molly.

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>>12398239
>The Wellington looked disgusting--duxelles protruding--in its cracked pastry before the camera. Very very disrespectful.

>> No.12405836

>>12405237
The Iranian is gay as fuck. He admits being gay as fuck. Same with that Hispanic faggot that wears nail polish. At least Andy is tolerable and doesn't flaunt his faggotry all the time or complain about ORANGE MAN BAD like the taco.

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>>12401516
>late capitalist charade
Unironically neck yourself you waste of flesh.

>> No.12405846

>>12399729
Gay men can have kids from prior heterosexual relationships, surrogacy, or adoption. Again, being married or having kids is not exclusive to heterosexuals.

>> No.12405855

>>12400167
this was a work I assume

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>Married with kids
>Constantly flirts with Andy

>> No.12405990

>>12403109
>doesn't add seasoning while the corn chips are still wet from the oil
>WTF WHY IS IT SO DUSTY

>> No.12406060

>>12405990
I think it's ingrained into her, from icing, to wait for baked products to cool before doing anything to them, but that's obviously wrong in this case

>> No.12406074

>>12406060
It was baffling. Seasoning them while they were still wet seemed intuitive to me based on the texture of Doritos when I've eaten them. There's a certain slickness to them not present if you just dust them. And I know nothing about cooking so if I had considered it I don't understand how her or the prep crew didn't.

>> No.12406191

>>12406074
The prep crew gives her bad advice. As a joke.

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Molly is the best because you can tell that she would do anything you ask her to do in the bedroom. I wanna fuck Carla too for some reason. I still can't pinpoint exactly why she's attractive to me, but id love to clap those cheeks. Claire is dating the faggot who does the ''x food cooked y ways'' and that to me just tells me that shes a nasty bitch and not in a good way. The men are all equally great, and by all the men I mean Brad, Chris and Andy. Gaby is boring and I don't enjoy her sense of humor. Priya needs to fuck off with her faggot dad. I don't care about what he thinks, I don't want to see his poo mug and I certainly don't want him to tell me how to cook food tbqhimhofrfrnocap

>> No.12406255

>>12406250
>liking Andy
Even Brad doesn't like Andy. Did you see them working together on the pizza sauce?

>> No.12407026

>>12404879
Used to love Clair, but the longer I watch her, the more I realize how inept she actually is.

>> No.12407067

>>12406250
>Claire is dating the faggot who does the ''x food cooked y ways''
Claire is fucking the boss? lmao no wonder she still has a job.

>> No.12407166

>>12407067
Rapoport didn't do those

>> No.12407229

>>12407166
Amiel? He's married to "Laura Schaefer". Otherwise I don't know who you're talking about. I had to look up Amiel.