/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12411720]

Your last meal?

[Anonymous No.12411730]

20lbs of cute loli cunny :) haha just kidding i want some in and out like my cooking idol gordon ramsey!

[Anonymous No.12411751]

>>12411720
a last dose of diarriah from my local poop dealer

[Anonymous No.12411763]

>>12411720
Bread and water

[Anonymous No.12411767]

>>12411720
man ass with mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.12411781]

Laxative and prunes

[Anonymous No.12411782]

>>12411720
An entire cow

[Anonymous No.12411795]

Commissary chili with lots of extra garlic and onion, lots of asparagus with butter, salt, pepper, and more garlic. Scrambled eggs with onions and garlic.

I may die, but at least my final shart will smell like death.

[Anonymous No.12411830]

Probably meatloaf (made by my mother, no exceptions) with mashed potatoes and sauteed brussel sprouts.
I know it may seem a bit underwhelming to some but It's a childhood favorite of mine and i still look forward to it when I visit home.

[Anonymous No.12411831]

A thanksgiving turkey with all the fixings. Bottle of ranch. 1/2 Gallon of cranberry sauce, 2 glasses of orange juice, and a loaf of Italian bread.

[Anonymous No.12411840]

>>12411795
>tfw the mortician who had nothing to do with your sentencing pays the price for this and not the dicks that axed you right after you ate.

[Anonymous No.12411854]

>>12411840
Don't like poopy buttholes?
Don't become a mortician.
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.12411867]

>>12411720
Fleshlight full of macaroons

[Anonymous No.12411882]

>>12411720
my last meal was a bagel with cream cheese

[Anonymous No.12411891]

My ex gf's poosee

[Anonymous No.12411941]

>>12411795
>he doesn't know they butt plug you just before they execute you to avoid that issue

[Anonymous No.12411959]

>>12411854
Just cut off the butthole beforehand.

[Anonymous No.12411961]

>it's this thread again

[Anonymous No.12411973]

>>12411720
why the fuck are americans so fucking obsessed with crime and breaking the law
boggles the mind
sick people

[afatoldman No.12411996]

Here in TN the State just put a $20 max on final meals. That’s just low.

[Anonymous No.12412001]

Something that will give me a severe allergic reaction so they have to treat me just to kill me later

[Anonymous No.12412020]

>>12411973
Why are Europeans obsessed with Muslim cock? The world may never know

[Anonymous No.12412052]

>>12411830
sounds excellent

[Anonymous No.12412065]

Garlic bread
Filet mignon rare
Seasoned fries
Beer
Green beans

[Anonymous No.12412082]

>>12411973
>why the fuck are Americans
>do Americans really
>Americans ACTUALLY
why are there so many seething eurocucks

[Anonymous No.12412087]

>>12412020
Of course not, because you just made that up. That's what americans do. Movies and comics are your only actual export product.

[Anonymous No.12412100]

>>12412082
Uh oh, the non-seething 'murrican is ready to blow.
Plz don't bomb.

[Anonymous No.12412129]

BBC

[Anonymous No.12412144]

>>12411996
Well that's just rude. $100 would be more reasonable. Can't order anything stupidly expensive but can still eat well.

[Anonymous No.12412156]

>>12411720

I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then while they're out looking for it, I'd make my escape!

...hmmm. But then I'd miss out on eating the world's rarest truffle. Tough call.

[Anonymous No.12412168]

>>12411973

[Anonymous No.12412177]

My last meal was just some calamari.

[Anonymous No.12412179]

>>12411720
a bullet, never get taken alive

[Anonymous No.12412218]

>>12411720
Fried chicken + Gravy, Poutine, BBQ Ribs and some buns + hot sauce. Few jalapenos. Choco-banana ice cream. Coke Zero + lots of ice. All whilst watching Twin Peaks. (or whatever the fuck I feel like at the moment).

[Anonymous No.12412220]

>>12411751
based normie poster

[Anonymous No.12412221]

daddies' cumMIES slurp SLURP ZLURP yum

[Anonymous No.12412230]

>>12411996
>State just put
>just
To think people have actually been discussing this recently.
Seriously, what expensive shit were the people ordering to make that decision necessary? fugu? Did they take their own lives in a last act of rebellion?

[Anonymous No.12412259]

>>12411996
>$20 max
20 mcchickens

[Anonymous No.12412303]

>>12411830
I'll take this same thing, but with some fried shrimp, and a couple of chicken legs.

[Anonymous No.12412318]

>>12411730
>20lbs of cute loli cunny :)
OP is last meal before execution, not what you did to get the death sentence fag

[Anonymous No.12412325]

I made some patties out of salmon and made some burgers

[Anonymous No.12412329]

>>12411996
>$20
Fuck. I guess an $18.50 ribeye from the grocery store and a can of coke then

[Anonymous No.12412425]

>>12411996
The inbred "christian" southern red states are the cruelest "people" on earth. They would literally be perfectly at home in Taliban controlled Afghanistan.

[Anonymous No.12412428]

>>12411720
For me its fish & chips

[Anonymous No.12412434]

>>12412425

[Anonymous No.12412439]

>>12411996
should just do away with final meals altogether. Send em out with an empty stomach, it'll be easier to clean up after them.

[Anonymous No.12412445]

>>12411720
Contadina Sauce
Spaghetti and Meatballs

[Anonymous No.12412448]

>>12412425
Instituting a price cap on a prisoner's last meal is a far cry away from stoning women for being raped, wouldn't you say? I don't think they even offer last meals in Afghanistan.

[Anonymous No.12412472]

>>12412425
Taliban is based

[Anonymous No.12414673]

Imagine being a chef responsible for cooking last meals. Would you feel a strong sense of duty to make them as good as possible? Or would you not give a shit because fuck those people?
The whole ritual of it would probably make me try really hard

[Anonymous No.12414796]

>>12411763

>seeded bread

Even that is too fancy.

[Anonymous No.12414823]

>>12411720
Sous vide hotdogs

[Anonymous No.12414832]

>>12414673
I'd put various body fluids in the food then watch the execution so I could jack off to the thought of it all later

[Anonymous No.12414878]

>>12412425

[Anonymous No.12414895]

>>12412425

[Anonymous No.12414916]

>>12414832
>>12411720
Fried shellfish, a donut, and some barleywine style ale

[Anonymous No.12414919]

>>12412425

[Anonymous No.12415193]

>>12411720
>Large pepperoni pizza
>2 double bacon cheeseburgers
>Regular french fries
>Bacon ranch cheese fries or chili cheese fries
>Fried chicken
>Biscuits and gravy
>Warm chocolate chip cookies
>Salted Caramel vanilla ice cream
>2 liter bottle of coke
>Cold whole milk to dip cookies in

[Anonymous No.12415241]

>>12411720
anyone got a link for the rest of these? I know that there's a million websites with these lists but I'm looking for these specific pics

[Anonymous No.12415266]

>>12411720
>two number 9s
>a number 9 large
>a number 6 with extra dip
>a number 7
>two number 45s, one with cheese
>and a large soda

[Anonymous No.12415574]

>>12411720
Loempia van de Chinees

[Anonymous No.12415586]

>>12411720

[Anonymous No.12415605]

>>12411996
200 burger king nuggets

[Anonymous No.12415673]

>>12411840
>right after
The Last Meal is usually served a day or two before the show starts, since people tend to loose their appetite on the big day.

>>12411996
Most places has had it capped at 50$ ever since that guy who ordered a bunch of shit, licked on everything and then said he wasn't hungry. That was like 2 decades ago.

[Anonymous No.12415943]

>>12411720
PB&J sandwich, and 2 hours of privacy. I'm allergic, so if I go, I'm going out on my own terms a red ballooned mess.

[Anonymous No.12416314]

>>12411996
>a bloo bloo bloo muh poor death row inmates
The fact they get anything other than gruel is a miracle, faggot. These aren't innocent people.

[Anonymous No.12416555]

>>12411751
>diarriah
Cant even spell poop juice right. Get off this ride kiddo

[Anonymous No.12416577]

>>12416314
Free will is a delusion, faggot, as is morality. There's no such thing as innocent or guilty people, just people experiencing the feelings of their meat machines. Compassion is understanding this.

[Anonymous No.12416595]

>>12416314
>these aren’t innocent people.
In a lot of cases they quite literally are

[Anonymous No.12416616]

>>12416595
>>12416577
>Compassion
>Being weak pussy who think crime shouldn't be punished
Pick one.really they don't need a last meal,it's not like that's the norm in the world.if I was cooking last meals for prisoners I'd fuck there food up and spit in it because I feel compassion for their victims.

[Anonymous No.12416623]

>>12416616
That being said:cheeseburger,spaghetti ,and Texas toast with a Coke.

[Anonymous No.12416624]

>>12411795
Turning your final moments into a boring, unoriginal joke hardly seems worth it just to maybe, possibly, make some prison employees slightly uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.12416631]

>>12416616
Why reply to me if you’re not even gonna refute my point? A good chunk of people pre 50s who got executed ended up being exonerated later. It’s declined in recent years, but we still have lots of death row inmates being exonerated and at least 5 post Mortem in the US and UK

[Anonymous No.12416634]

>>12416616
If their victims had compassion they would forgive the one's who wronged them and not want them to suffer. People blinded by their feelings of being wronged aren't good moral arbiters.

[Anonymous No.12416642]

>>12412428
Bongers don't even have the death penalty

[Anonymous No.12416645]

>>12416555
You can't spell it correctly either why dont you kill yourself

[Anonymous No.12416660]

ITT 2 anons desperately craving (You)s.
One is pretending to be an edgy 12 year old nihilist with a wicked sense of humor.
The other pretends to be an internet badass with a chip on his shoulder and an axe to grind.
Who will give in first, and will they eventually fuck?

Find out this summer in Extreme Bait 2: The Baitining - Directors Cut - The Musical - On Ice.

[Anonymous No.12416664]

>>12416660
Dont think ive ever seen a more reddit post

[Anonymous No.12416673]

>>12411720
a gallon of donkey semen.

[Anonymous No.12416676]

>>12416660
>edgy 12 year old nihilist
Wanting compassion for people and not wanting them to suffer isn't "edgy". Also, what you're calling the "12 year old nihilist"-shtick is just The standard academic perspective, very few people in modern sciences or philosophies believe in spooks like free will.

[Anonymous No.12416729]

>>12415673
>>12411996
>prisoners cost over $30000 to maintain per year
>they may spend decades on death row
>execution itself isn't free
>25 people were executed last year so hardly anyone needs a last meal
>"durr let's save money by cheaping out on last meals"
It doesn't hurt my feelings whether or not death row inmates get what they want but it's still a retarded way to cut costs

[Anonymous No.12416776]

>>12416729
Executing someone on death row is 9x more expensive than keeping them for life.

The reason is due to the appeals process.

[Anonymous No.12416793]

>>12416676
Free will isn’t a spook unless you allow it to be one. I know I’m just reacting to stimuli in different and advanced ways, but ultimately I feel I can try to resist what my base instinct is. I appreciate the complexity if it, even if it may not truly be free

[Anonymous No.12416796]

>>12416577
Free will is real, only people that don't want to accept that their failures are their own disagree.

[Anonymous No.12416804]

>>12416634
Forgiveness of the victim does not free the criminal from their punishment. The punishment is not for the victim its for society as a whole.

Regardless, forgiveness is overrated, many people do not deserve it.

[Anonymous No.12416813]

>>12415943
I reckon they'll likely know your allergies and the like from doctor's records.

[Anonymous No.12416850]

>>12412448
fuck off todd im not buying your game

[Anonymous No.12416913]

>>12411720
Pic related,with lots of soy wasabi and pickled ginger.
Washed down with ice cold ginger ale and vodka.

[Anonymous No.12416970]

>>12411720
A big bowl full of Persian saffron rice topped with beef salpicon, a cheesy potato soup, a plate of baklava, tea, water and a 2 litter bottle of Aloe Vera drink. I wanna watch K-On will I eat my meal.

[Anonymous No.12417004]

>>12411720
My last meal will be a cold MRE eaten in a dark bunker while the bombs fall.

[Anonymous No.12417167]

>>12411751
LOL

[Anonymous No.12417210]

>>12416793
You only feel that way because the information is sent through a parallel pathway that gives the illusion of agency.
Your decisions are made before you're even aware of them. Your awareness is not a requisite for processing inputs.

[Anonymous No.12417222]

>>12411720
Mine would be 4 hot pockets, two wendy’s spicy chicken sandwiches and fries, 2 liter of Canada Dry ginger ale on ice and half a lemon cake with a side of vanilla ice cream.

[Anonymous No.12417312]

>I want this and that and this and that
The fuck? Just get something you'll finish, huh?

[Anonymous No.12417321]

>>12412318

[Anonymous No.12417339]

I don't think convicted murders should get a last meal request. The people they killed weren't given such a courtesy to choose their last meal - so why should they? I don't care if they're about to die - you don't need food in hell.

Oatmeal mush and water. The end.

[Anonymous No.12417376]

Hope you're not expecting a last meal in texas.

[Anonymous No.12417818]

>>12416645
I did spell it correctly, what are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.12417901]

>>12412100
Ahmed, you dont get to make those jokes

[Anonymous No.12417969]

>>12411751
we spotted the normalfag

[Anonymous No.12417980]

>>12411882
god this guy's an idiot

[Anonymous No.12417998]

>>12417222
you must be a fat fuck irl

[Anonymous No.12418011]

>>12411961
this

[Anonymous No.12418048]

>>12411882
god this guy's an genius

[Anonymous No.12418062]

>>12414673
>pic
I was just beating off to a tankoban with this story in it.

[Anonymous No.12418080]

>>12416634
Huh? That would mean following christ's teachings which the evangelical red states reject preferring the Hammurabi revenge legal system. Why do you think almost no 1st world country has the death penalty and instead it's the muslim countries and the US? The US christian has the morals and ethics of radical muslims, pure and simple.

[Anonymous No.12418245]

>>12411751
Diarriah currye

[Anonymous No.12418284]

5kg of bramble shark... I would be shitting my underpants lava for at least three days.

[Anonymous No.12418293]

>>12411996
20 bucks worth of mcnuggets

[Anonymous No.12419337]

>>12418080
>The US christian has the morals and ethics of radical muslims, pure and simple.
Did I ever imply otherwise?

[Anonymous No.12419369]

FOR ME IT IS THE MCCHICKEN THE BEST LAST FOOD SANDWICH

[Anonymous No.12419393]

>>12411720
A cyanide pill

Fuck electric chairs, fuck gas chambers, and fuck lethal injections

[Anonymous No.12419402]

>>12412156
Shut up, Dale

[Anonymous No.12419412]

100 seagulls still alive and im covered in popcorn heaven or hell either i get a last meal of the taxpayers get to save some money

[Anonymous No.12419437]

>>12416314
Even murderers and rapists deserve one last bit of human decency before they're rightfully taken away from this world. Theres no telling what comes after death

[Anonymous No.12419446]

>>12411996
I mean if theyre not after profit 20$ isnt that low, but I really think we could spare like 25-30$....

[Anonymous No.12419453]

>>12416624
Yeah better to eat a garbage sea insect because it's "fancy" despite the fact that it'll almost certainly be cooked by a moron who has no idea what he's doing who ruins it.

[Anonymous No.12419455]

>>12412220
>>12417969
what the fuck
do "normal people" eat poop now

[Anonymous No.12419457]

>>12416314
Imagine a civilised nation killing its own citizens. This is some ISIS shit right here.

[Anonymous No.12419463]

>>12412428
Based. Wheres the mush peas tho lad? Cant 'ave a good fish n chips withowt the mushy peas

[Anonymous No.12419473]

>>12416577
Theres the feelings of the meat machine, and then theres the decision to act on the impulses of the meat machine, like how you chose to write this dumb post. I get the sneaking suspicion you are a rapist trying to make it seem not so bad

[Anonymous No.12419524]

>>12419473
There's no such thing as "decision", that's what it means for free will to not exist. The feeling that you have that you "decided" to do something is itself just a feeling, no different than any other feeling. The reality of the situation is that science is sophisticated enough to deterministically leave no room for anything inside you that "decides.", no spooks. I didn't decide to write that post and you didn't decide to write yours either, because no one "decides" anything, but we both feel like we do because the right chemical machinery in our brains was triggered near the same time as the chemical triggers that cause us to see the action of this automaton that we're all experiencing.

Your body moves it's arm, you are the experience of that arm moving, but "you" don't actually do anything, you can only experience. You're witnessing the movie that the biological automaton you're tied to is playing out in reality. You're not the director.

[Anonymous No.12419541]

>>12411720
18 of pic related

[Anonymous No.12419707]

>>12419524
Still stuck on Newtonian physics, I see. There's nothing wrong with that, we all have to start at the beginning, but you should really avoid preaching about it before you've developed your understanding of quantum mechanics.

[Anonymous No.12419741]

>>12411882
how was it

[Anonymous No.12419753]

>>12419707
The non-determinism of quantum mechanics happens on a such a relatively small scale that biology might as well be considered deterministic. Saying that science can only predict biological phenomena with 99.9999999% accuracy vs 100% doesn't invalidate my point. If you're looking for spooks in the last fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent, than you're delusional.

[Anonymous No.12419758]

>>12411720
fried chicken hand picked by the darkest man in Atlanta, coated in flour and lemon pepper wet, and then farted on by the random homeless.
I would pick the bones out and stomp the chicken >>12411751 fucking normalfag, anyways, I would stomp the chicken into the floor as the cucklet guards watch me and do nothing.

[Anonymous No.12419771]

>>12418080
>t. Shithole dweller
Enjoy that muzzie cock. Your euroshithole will have the death penalty soon enough once sharia law takes over

[Anonymous No.12419773]

>>12419753
Just wrong. It's like you think Nietzsche is a scientist. But at this point it needs to be taken to >>>/sci/ New jannies here have been quite vigilant of recent and I don't want to be banned again.

[Anonymous No.12419787]

does it have to be food? could i request they print out a picture of my waifu (its a futa pony) so i could jerk to her one last time

[Anonymous No.12419791]

>>12411720
If I had an unlimited budget, or...?

>Fried deer backstrap
>2 biscuits covered in gravy
>two plain biscuits
>Packets of different fruit jelly
>Bacon
>Real Scrambled Eggs
>Order of purple hull peas
>Hunk of cornbread

[Anonymous No.12419807]

>>12411996
three pizzas and a bottle of coke

[Anonymous No.12419824]

>>12419773
Imagine someone saying that the motions of the planets is fully understood and you retorting with "b-but muh de Broglie wave." That's how absurd your response is. Anyway, I'm done.

Anyway, last meal would be one of these boys.

[Anonymous No.12419871]

I'd order twenty McDoubles (cost effective so the prison would actually agree to order it) and then stuff myself until I couldn't move. fuck it