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What is the worst food you have ever seen or could imagine?

>> No.12419111

>>12419071
>sandwich of your dreams
my nightmares maybe

>> No.12419120

>>12419071
As a kid I wrapped pickles in cold cuts as a snack. I think this sounds pretty good

>> No.12419140

>>12419071
Pickle mega fan here, this is fucking stupid

>> No.12419153

>>12419071
Burger King Whopper

>> No.12419171
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>> No.12419173

Dominos

>> No.12419244
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I'd totally try that sandwich, it can't be that bad. Anyway, now post actual food gore and "wifey" materials

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>> No.12419270

>>12419140
i think it might be a keto thing

>> No.12419271
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>> No.12419281

>>12419071
have ketards gone too far????

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>> No.12419730

>>12419171
The fuck is it then, nut or meat?

>> No.12419742 [DELETED] 
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Nuke new jersey. Do it now. I'm ready to go. Launch. Do it. For the good of humanity.

>> No.12419743

>>12419730
Neither. It's legume. It's basically peanuts made into a loaf.

But the origin of the word "meat" simply meant "food," so I dunno.

>> No.12419769

>>12419259
Sopa

>> No.12419790

>>12419377
what the fuck

>> No.12419808
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>>12419259
UMA

>> No.12419814

>>12419271

>beans and Yorkshire pudding

Honestly the most offensive thing about it.

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>> No.12419870

>>12419171
>Nutmeat
it's a funny name, i'll give it that.
>>12419250
It looks like a shitty cake with tuna in it.
>>12419377
Is this for people who want to eat Peanut Butter but are allergic to nuts or some sort of scifi nightmare bullshit?

>> No.12419875

>>12419870
>some sort of scifi nightmare bullshit?
this one

>> No.12419878

>>12419071
>eating pickle + lunch meat is food gore
grow up

>> No.12419882

>>12419870
it's diet peanut butter dude. there are plenty of nut-butter alternatives that aren't some kind of synthetic calorie-free grease with peanut flavoring.

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>> No.12419891

>>12419883
i don't know what's least appetizing about this picture; the aesthetics the whole thing, the ingredients in it, or the fact it's made by some guy with the word "scat" in his name.

>> No.12419894

>>12419071
>gigantic pickles
do americans really do this?

>> No.12419902

>>12419120
That was the bomb

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>> No.12420025

>>12419259
SOPA DE BEBE

>> No.12420160

>>12419244
I'm a sucker for ramen and I'd totally try that sandwich.

>> No.12420170

>>12419071
The third world is capable of some pretty nasty shit. Looking at you Brazil

>> No.12420186

>>12419934
That's just pancakes with some yogurt or something. Can't be that bad

>> No.12420193

>>12419865
california needs to die

>> No.12420211

>>12419250
>bbq sauce
>vegan

>> No.12420212

>>12419259

MY BODY
MY CHOICE

>> No.12420222

>>12419259
fake and gay
my email got spammed with this image and others back in 1998 along with the bonsai cats. Everyone and their mothers learned how to pirate and use photoshop and created shock viral mails, I cant believe its been almost 2 decades since I saq them for the last time

>> No.12420323

>>12419250
Reminds me of that nutraloaf stuff they feed to unruly prisoners

>> No.12420384

>>12419120
what may be tasty in small amounts may be nauseating in large amounts

>> No.12420390

>>12420186
Eating nerds candy with pancakes sounds foul. Look at that thing is giving me the beetus

>> No.12420394

>>12420222
Nah it's real. Some psycho chinese artist ate a couple of aborted fetsus. It's easily found through google. Not sure why he did something about proving humanity has no morality? I dunno.

>> No.12420419

>>12419377
NATURAL PEANUT FLAVOR

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>>12419250
>Plus I didn't even get sick!!

What a ringing endorsement that it.

>> No.12420448

>>12420323
I asked my brother about that when he got out of Leavenworth KS (he fucked up while in the army and then fucked up worse inside). It's eating wet sawdust. You'd dream of instant ramen noodles after a week of it.

>> No.12420583

>>12419934
>>12420186
>>12420390
I had this at ihop before when I was a kid. Candy wasn't nerds, but I don't remember exactly what they were. Shit was cash to young me but if I ate that today my organs would shut down.

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>> No.12420814

>>12420633
What am I looking at? Pasta and ground meat wrapped in bacon?

>> No.12420817

>>12420814
exactly that.

>> No.12420834

>>12420817
Looks like there's some cheese in there as well. I guess it could work as a novelty idea, but it looks pretty dry, doesn't look like the pasta is coated in anything.
I often eat ground beef and pasta as a lazy meal, so this isn't that far off except being more effort for a worse result.

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>What is the worst food you have ever seen or could imagine?
pic related

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>>12420852
Eggs are great, and almost impossible to ruin.

>> No.12420933

>>12419244
I make "sandwiches" like this all the time when eating instant noodles

>> No.12420945

>>12420633
even if it tastes alright that pasta is nightmare fuel

>> No.12420953

>>12420915
>almost impossible to ruin
you can overcook them pretty easily

>> No.12420957

>>12420915
>impossible to ruin
did you even see the eggs in the picture

>> No.12421000

>>12420394
I wrote a paper on the guy a few semesters ago for art history class, and I found out that he used baby dolls for the art piece. He might have only said that it was fake to avoid persecution from the Chinese government, though. I concluded that the intent of the piece was actually anti-cannibalism via reverse psychology.

He's done some other crazy shit after this fiasco, however, so I'm still a little skeptical about the whole thing. I can't remember if it was the Chinese or Koreans, but some Asian country used dried up aborted fetuses ground into dust as anti-aging pills. Therefore, it wouldn't have been too difficult for Zhu Yu to get real fetuses if he wanted to be authentic.

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>>12420852
>not posting the rare soy eggs

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>>12421016
that pan is amazing for bringing out the soylent flavors of everything it cooks.

>> No.12421074

>>12421061
Any update on that guy? Is he still alive

>> No.12421111

>>12421074
who the pan guy?
hopefully hes hiding in shame for an eternity

>> No.12421138

>>12419742
this. i'm not surprised it's the fucking wops that came up with food aberration

>> No.12421614
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>> No.12421625

>>12420384
Not really a large amount though. It's one pickle and some meat

>> No.12421629

>>12420933
You're fucking gross then.

>> No.12421685

>>12421016
Haha, wow, epic. I love memes :-)

>> No.12422151

>>12419377
I unironically use Walden Farms pancake syrup. It tastes very similar to regular old syrup while managing to be essentially 0 calories. Just water, thickening agents like xantham gum, and maple extract. I wouldn't recommend any of their other products, which terrifyingly includes 0 calorie salad dressings and fruit spreads.

>> No.12422209

>>12421000
I mean I hope they're fake but I dunno hes really chowing down on those things so to make something so convincing he can simulate pulling the meat off of I mean I hope so. And I do remember the aborted fetus pills. Probably the same people who think poop wine has benefits.

>> No.12422257

>>12419171
it's literally ground nuts with some flavor what could be gross about that

>> No.12422841

>>12420915
Until I was 16 I thought I didn't like eggs because my mom was a horrible cook and would burn scrambled eggs

>> No.12423093

>>12422209
>poop wine
That'd be Korea.
Eastern medicine is pretty weird. Chinese also eat eggs boiled in little boys' pee. That's apparently a remedy as well. There's probably even zanier shit, like foetus pills.

>> No.12423141

>>12419270
I don't think cucumbers are keto.

>> No.12423166

>>12420915
That's a huuuuuge bitch!

>> No.12423435

>>12419071

>> No.12423441

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHRzwB-gGRo

>>12423141
they're fine retard

>> No.12423446

>>12420633
That is a good idea for a Halloween spread

>> No.12423472

>>12423093
The piss eggs are exclusive to Dongyang (fitting name) only, it's ludicrous to associate that shit with the entire country.

>> No.12423474

>>12420193
Even worse, a fucking aussie invented it

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>>12423093
>foetus

>> No.12423480

>>12421614
Hey I remember you from the /edhg/ thread.

>> No.12423487

>>12423476
'Foetus' is the British spelling of 'fetus'.
I know, it's retarded, but at least it follows the same logic as the pronunciation of 'phoenix'.

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>>12423487
>Phoenix

>> No.12423512

>>12423472
Fair enough, China is massive, but it's still a weird folk remedy

>> No.12423519

>>12423487
phenix

>> No.12423521

>>12419931
What's wrong with rare chicken? Am I missing something?

>> No.12423544

>>12423487
>>12423476
We're brought up on British English and studies require to adhere to the style.

>> No.12423552

>inb4 jackposting

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>>12419071
Certainly not gay anal sex.

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>> No.12423563

>>12419071
honestly, if it was just a slice and not an entire fucking sandwich, i'd try it

>> No.12423577

>>12423441
No need to be hostile.

>> No.12423582

>>12423521
yes, try chicken tartare!

>> No.12423598

>>12423441
lewd

>> No.12423624

>>12419071
Don't know why everyone is shitting on this

>> No.12423631

>>12423560
I find it interesting that a lot of her food involves extra sugar and then vinegar to cut it. It's literally sugar addict tactics

>> No.12423632

>>12419259
UMA

>> No.12423643

>>12423624
Because its stupid novelty garbage that disregards all consideration for whether it might actually be nice to eat just to get a quirky article out of it and idiots to buy the product because it's so fun and exciting and don't you just LOVE. PICKLES.

>> No.12423684

>>12423643
I do like pickles though. Would eat

>> No.12423687

>>12423631
It's like the seedball of food.

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>> No.12423929

>>12423892
>american cuisine.jpg
You'd think this would be classified as German cuisine judging by its appearance of literal shit.

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>>12423892
>american cuisine

>> No.12423951

>>12423519
based

>> No.12424103
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american "mexican" food is disgusting

>> No.12424110

>>12423892
Tommy's good

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>>12424103
Actual Mexican food is disgusting.

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I hope bourdain anon is still posting. Aside from this stupid shit his posts were actually pretty interesting.

>> No.12424164

>>12419865
>no toast to dip in

>> No.12424167

>>12419865
>yfw this started as a joke on social media and the next day someone came into the cafe and ordered one

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>>12424117
i didnt recognize half of the stuff he put in there. for all i know those are really delicious.

id much rather try those than eat a chipotle burrito bowl

>> No.12424173

>>12424117
this is literally what happens when drug cartels control the food trade

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>>12419934
Hey, Horton Hears a Who :)

I remember having this there for that...

>> No.12424659

>>12424117
>puts clamato in there

*BARFS*

>> No.12424961

>>12424131
that's not food gore
that's food cute

>> No.12425001

>>12419271
are those fries and nasty uncooked, peeled potatoes on the same plate? what the actual fuck

>> No.12425013

>>12419891
scathatch is a figure in Irish mythology, you uneducated swine. are you even white?

>> No.12425028

>>12423892
I fucking love Tommy's after a long night of striking out at the bars. I used to live in Long Beach Ca and there was a Tommy's right outside the Iguana Lounge bar and I'd eat dihirreha chilli dogs and burgers with spicy peppers all fucking night. Better than a woman most of the time.

>> No.12425241

>>12425013
should have known that green abomination was made by an irishman

>> No.12425372

>>12419377
Walden makes some good shit. Not this though. Or their mayo. Everything else is "edible" to "I like this over the 'real' thing".

>> No.12425418

>>12419171
Anything with those tin lid ripples in the top is disgusting.

>> No.12425627

>>12419250
This looks unironically awesome

I wonder what it tastes like? All the brisket I'm sold is delicious but dry as fuck, this might be the solution to my problems. Tho wtf is a jackfruit.

Except Dickies BBQ, that's what good brisket is supposed to be like. But none in my area unfortunately.

>> No.12425641

>>12419250
>Plus I don't feel gross after eating it!

What a fag lol

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>>12425627
>that's what good brisket is supposed to be like
Are you shitting me? Where do you get your brisket? That shit looks like what I use to scrub pots with, not something that should be edible. Real brisket is tender and juicy, with a good bark on the outside that melts in your mouth without being mealy.
This is the brisket we did two days ago, still not dry.
t. Texan

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>>12420633
NO!

>> No.12425686

>>12419071
If someone bought me one of these id eat it, but I sure as fuck wouldnt go out of my way to buy one.

>> No.12425841

>>12423521
a brain

>> No.12425866

>>12419377
How can something be calorie free?

>> No.12425873

>>12419883
Nothing wrong with some broccoli

>> No.12425874

>>12419250
>i managed to recreate meat with only these 6 ingredients from 4 continents

>> No.12425900

>>12420193
Don't worry. The Bubonic plague is gonna take care of them

>> No.12425941

>>12425013
Were the Irish the precursors to the first brap and scatfags?

>> No.12425979

>>12425627
>This looks unironically awesome
(You)

>> No.12425989

>>12423929
cringe

>> No.12425994

>>12424131
>eggs with legs
this is fucking great

>> No.12426008

>>12420633
Is trypophobia the new meme? I think it looks pretty good, honestly.

>> No.12426012

>>12426008
Is ten years old new to you?

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Anything off Cooking for Bae circa 2012-13

>> No.12426028

>>12421625
It's a large amount everywhere outside of murrica m8.

>> No.12426070

>>12424117
Chips, diced cheese?, beans of some sort, ________, pickled beets, pickled beets again?, mystery sauce 1 and 2, and 3?, looks like a chili powder or hmmm....salt or garlic, butter?, hot sauce, clamato.

I would add lucky charms, sawdust, brown rice, eggo waffles, beef stock, 23 eggs, a deflated basketball, a live cobra, salt water, yogurt, maple syrup, concrete, lint, and cilantro.

>> No.12426139

>>12426012
Actually, that's like yesterday to me.

t. boomer

>> No.12426179

>>12419153
Burger King as a whole has become so awful. Liked it as a kid, but now I don't understand how they stay afloat.

>> No.12426191

>>12419934
Looks like the scene in Killer Klowns From Outer Space when they melt the guard with acid pies.

>> No.12426212

>>12420633
i'm not laughing anymore, anon

>> No.12426221

>>12424117
that looks delicious, retard

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>>12426070
>cilantro

>> No.12426298

>>12425866
It's made of nothing but indigestible material.

>> No.12426344

>>12419071
I'd eat the almighty fuck out of that, I love pickles

>> No.12426382

>>12419071
That looks great

>> No.12426387

>>12421000
They do those pills in America too, quite legally. They also use foreskins

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>>12419244

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>>12426013

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>>12419071
Someone PLEASE post the recipes of that black woman who put literal dead bees in pasta dishes and stuff

>> No.12426562

>>12426028
Maybe the rest of the world should grow a pair

>> No.12426653

>>12423560
>>12420915
These webms aren't just the same without the heavy fucking breathing...

Does anyone have that awful woman that butchered an onion and garlic with a steak knife...?

>> No.12426683

>>12426535
Uhh what?

>> No.12426702

>>12425013
>Irish
>white

>> No.12426727

>>12419071
This is actually pretty choice.

>> No.12426934

>>12426013
Why do these people always try to make their food look as sad and disgusting as possible?
Just take the picture with some natural light instead of at night with the flash of their cellphone as the only light source. Makes me expect gore or something else you‘d only photograph at night with closed blinds. I don‘t even go on /p/ but this much should really be common sense.

>> No.12427285

>>12419071
That looks so good

>> No.12427298

>>12419071
How the fuck do you get pickles that big?

>> No.12427607

>>12423560
This would probably be okay with plain yogurt base instead of shit tons of mayo and sugar

>> No.12427624

>>12427298
>he doesn't know pickles come from regular cucumbers

>> No.12427647

>>12420915
Simply Sara is still alive?
Props the the US healthcare system.

>> No.12427847

>>12426653
was it that tomato sauce video

>> No.12427855

>>12426934
i forgot /p/ was an actual board

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>>12425989
On your break from your shitty forklifting job, Hans?

>> No.12427934

>>12427298
Grow cucumbers

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>>12419071
pickled eggs, sushi, anything topped with raw onion

>> No.12428159

>>12420583
>>12420390
It's not Nerds. They're candy-coated mini chocolate chips. "Candy-coated" like M&Ms.

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>> No.12428228

>>12419377
Really ironic that this is made by "Walden Farms" considering what the Walden book was about.

>> No.12428248

>>12419931
This looks like what I ate at my birthday barbecue this weekend after everyone got too drunk off my buddy's homebrewing experiment to grill properly.

>> No.12428285

>>12420852
Oh I finally realized what's wrong with this. When I crack an egg into a nicenhot pan and the yolk breaks, I quietly chastise myself and thank God my parents aren't around to see what a failure I've become.

>> No.12428833

>>12428056
You're retarded

>> No.12428894

>>12419883
Legit looks like somebody jizzed all over it

>> No.12428934

>>12423892
Fuck yeah! Tommy's is the shit.

>> No.12429052

>>12419377
>second ingredient vegetable fiber
>0g fiber
is this just dirty saltwater?

>> No.12429064

>>12429052
The fiber is not digestible, so it doesn't count in the nutrition facts.

>> No.12429070

>>12419377
Oh god this company makes the most disgusting artificially sweetened seltzer

>> No.12429230

>>12423560
what the fuck is wrong with her

>> No.12429243

>>12424169
Jalapeno chips, either diced onion, jicama, or cucumber, japon peanuts, candy, what appears to be beets, some kind of fruit, what looks to be Worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, and chamoy, Tajin, salt and pepper, lime juice, hot sauce, and Clamato. There is no way that's tasting good.

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>> No.12429269

>>12424117
This started as trash they sell at the border to people waiting on line with their cars and then made its way into tj like it s actual food

>> No.12429276

>>12426221
yeah pickled beets and clamato juice, excellent

the fuck out of here you tasteless dipshit

>> No.12429356

>>12429260
i feel like you aren't supposed to be able to fuck up this bad.

>> No.12429363

>>12429260
if that's baked/crisped parmesan on those I unironically want them

>> No.12429368

>>12429260
>>12429363
or is it JUST baked parmesean with chips in it?

>> No.12429394

>>12420186
Pancakes with yogurt is a+. Syrup is for fags.

>> No.12429451

>>12429052
>>12429064 is wrong, it's likely because the fiber is less than 1/60 by weight, so it gets rounded down. This would make sense since the items that come right after it are sea salt, corn starch, and xanthan gum, which are present in very small percentages typically.

>> No.12429504

Anyone have that video of some woman making spaghetti where she unleashes an ungodly loud, wet fart and pretends like it didn't happen?

>> No.12429517

>>12419883
I was expecting a cookie covered with mold from the thumbnail

>> No.12429548

>>12419071
>Pickles paired with salt cured meat
Really makes you think

>> No.12430181

>>12419071
My mom's home cooking. Let me share her recipe for "hamburgers and gravy":
>brown and crumble 1lb ground beef. Do not drain. Draining takes effort, and you're just biding your time until you get the next hit of meth.
>Add one jar of Heinz gravy. What sized jar? Who gives a shit. If it's too little the grease will make it up, if it's too much it will cover the grease. Win-win.
>Serve over un-toasted white bread. Like shit on a shingle, but much more like actual shit

I taught myself to cook, at 11. Out of self-defense.

>> No.12430212

>>12419071
As long as they’re dill brined I’m perfectly okay with this.

>> No.12430290
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>>12419171
>GOOD SOURCE OF PROTEIN

>> No.12430321

>>12419883
>mint is green
>browcoli is green
>they must go together just fine

>choco is black
>pineapple is white
>makes good contrast

cooking by color 101

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>>12423521

>> No.12430344
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>>12420915

>> No.12430428

>>12429260
This happened to me when I used to suck at baking. Looks like shit, but ends up caramelizing on the bottom, so you basically end up with delicious, ugly candy.

>> No.12430477

>>12420222
>Admitting to being alive in '98
Boomers are absolutely embarrassing

>> No.12430521

>>12423892
Slop o' shit.

>> No.12430570
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>>12420633
kinda reminds me of a shitty thai noodle sausage

>> No.12430720
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12430720

>>12419934
>>12420583
Speaking of IHOP. Check their website. They’ve putting fucking pancakes on burgers. twitter.com/IHOP/status/1135539235061215232

Holy shit this is how you kill a brand. This is the worst fucking case of food gore I’ve seen within the past year.

>> No.12431135

>>12427866
I make more than you
also, not german

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>>12425627
Where are you from? I wouldn't even feed death row inmates Dickies.

>> No.12431390

>>12430720
This isn't an awful idea, but is unnecessary. It's like a Big Mac.

>> No.12431436

>>12426402
this has me in tears

>> No.12431441
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12431441

> those completely overcooked eggs
> even the deviled eggs have a green tint

Imagine the smell - unironically. This must be one hellhole of hydrogen sulfide.

>> No.12431455

>>12431441
Meant to quote >>12420915

>> No.12431458

>>12430720

https://www.ihop.com/en/specials/ultimate-steakburgers

You're an idiot.

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>>12419071

>> No.12431813

>>12419250
I want to die

>> No.12432053

>>12430181
>I taught myself to cook, at 11. Out of self-defense.
God damn this is a feel.

>> No.12432069

>>12425873
>mint chocolate
>broccoli
>pineapple
kys

>> No.12432079

>>12419171
>ground and dehydrated nuts
Well, I eat peanut butter so-

>> No.12432084

>>12419250
I'd try it at least.

>> No.12432093

>>12426653
>>12427847
If anyone has any of her other videos, I want them. I remember watching the meatball one back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-I2LEB_AxY

>> No.12432102

>>12421614
thank god I stopped smoking weed

>> No.12432106

>>12432093
why is she screaming at me

>> No.12432116

>>12426535
Oh shit- I remember.
Didn't she think bees were magic and somehow related to KANGS?

>> No.12432121

>>12425627
Arby's brisket sandwiches don't count, pleb.

>> No.12432204

>>12432106
She's used to screaming at her children. That's why Amy isn't in the videos any more.

>> No.12432227
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>>12432093
https://youtu.be/s37u_o-pJzQ
Here's the meatball one.
As far as I know, there were only those two.

>> No.12432236

>>12420211
>bbq sauce
>not vegan

>> No.12432250

>>12423480
I fucking hate EDH so much, which is why I bitch in that thread

>> No.12432261

>>12420633
I am physically uncomfortable

>> No.12432308
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>>12430321
>pineapple is white

>> No.12432324

>>12425866
Made entirely of indigestible fiber, water and artificial sugars.
Also, it's probably not actually 0 calories. It's less than 5 though.

>> No.12432533

>>12431572
Poor Lil guy...

>> No.12432827

You know how school/cafeteria food is often under seasoned or not seasoned at all? When I was a kid I was forced to eat pumpkin pie as part of a daycare thing I went to. I'm almost positive they put no cinnamon, no nutmeg, nothing in it. Just straight fucking pumpkin. The pumpkin was probably old too. I started gagging after the first bite. They thought I was exaggerating for attention and forced me to keep eating it until I threw up.

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>>12429276
>>12426070
>>12429243
Enlightened mexican here, what you think are beans are japanese peanuts, the "cheese" is jicama, it's like cucumber but harder and actually has some flavor.
The "pickled beets" are rielitos and serpentinas de tamarindo, both candy with a little bit of chilly flavor.
This is not something anyone would eat as a meal, it's a snack commonly sold on parks and streets as a snack to eat while walking around the city or some shit.
Mexico sucks, but we aren't indians either.

>> No.12433063

>>12432308
whiter than you, mohammed

>> No.12433085

>>12419281
We haven't gone far enough, one day we will put vegans in death camps.

>> No.12433201

>>12433055
>Mexico sucks, but we aren't indians either.
Based and beanpilled

>> No.12433211

>>12433055
>This is not something anyone would eat as a meal
There are enough calories in that thing that it qualifies as a meal. Unless you split it among 6 people or something.

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>>12433211
I have never seen one as big as the one in the webm, and yes indeed, that thing was made to share, the base of the whole thing is a bag of family sized chips, usually we use a bag of individual sized tostitos as the base. It's called tostilocos, pic related.
They can defenitely fill you up, but no mom would let their kids eat that shit instead of an actual meal.

>> No.12433412

>>12432533
Thought the same thing.

>> No.12433488

>>12423929
R E N T F R E E
E
N
T
F
R
E
E

>> No.12433517

>>12419931
do not do this it gives you sam and ella

>> No.12433535

>>12426562
of extra chins?

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>>12432227
Such a good movie.

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>>12433055
>Mexico sucks, but we aren't indians either.
I'll give you this, but it's like bragging about being a triple amputee instead of a quad.

>> No.12434141

>>12433818
East europeans can cope by being taller
Africans can cope by having big dicks
Asians with big brains
South americans can only be happy by comparing ourselves to lowest of the lowest, let me enjoy that.

>> No.12434154

>>12434141
South Americans are like Asians without the social retardism.

>> No.12434161

>>12432227
Why does she say "egg" like that? Is it a common pronunciation in that accent?

>> No.12434166

>>12434154
Racially yes, native americans have more in common with asians than with any other major ethnic group, but culturally we are very very different.

>> No.12434189

>>12425642
looks tough
you a steer or a queer?

>> No.12434192

>>12430477
dumb zoomzoom

>> No.12434214

>>12434161
Not particularly common. The “ayg” pronounciation is wrong and annoying as hell

>> No.12434323

>>12433407
That looks like kung pao chips.
I'd take a bite

>> No.12435116

>>12432236
Most have some amount of Anchovies or the like in them.

>> No.12435860

>>12434141
Cuck

>> No.12435875

>>12433818
Jesus fucking christ this might be the most revolting webm I've ever seen in my life. I'd take gore over seeing this obese shitskin eating food like a fucking Neanderthal. No wonder India will always be a 3rd world country

>> No.12435987

>>12433818
Literal barbarians.

>> No.12436009

>>12419865
what the fuck is this

>> No.12436012

>>12436009
They're using empty peels as receptacles for coffee. It's not that outrageous. Better than using disposable coffee cups, which can't be recycled.

>> No.12436014

real talk: clamato juice
who the fuck mixes clams and tomatoes into a juice
what is this monstrosity

>> No.12436017

>>12436012
reasonable, I thought it was some sort of nightmarish avocado/pudding/semen mixture. thanks.

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>>12436009

>> No.12436365

>>12436330
Coconut latte actually kinda sounds alright.

>> No.12436366

>>12436330
The cadbury egg one sounds pretty great.

>> No.12436373

>>12423521
>chickens naturally harbor lots of pathogens that can easily transfer to humans, unlike cows
>chicken farms keep chickens in extremely dense living conditions, further exacerbating disease buildup
>chicken meat is much less dense than hard-to-penetrate beef
Chicken isn't like beef where you can basically eat it raw if it's not coming from a garbage-tier farm, raw chicken can and will make you extremely sick, maybe even kill you.

>> No.12436393

>>12433055
>Mexico sucks but we aren't Indians
Its like comparing my cup of diarrhea to your to ropey log of shit

>> No.12436403

>>12419071
yikes

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>>12433818
>eats all that shit with hands.
Okay kinda gross but whatev-
>drinks handwash water

>> No.12436616

>>12428185
UMA

>> No.12437505

>>12430290
You don't think it is?

>> No.12438517

>>12436330
Do americans really

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>>12433818
>eat like this.
>wonder why other nations look down on you.

>> No.12438924

>>12424117
Now you know why heart disease and hypertension is so prevalent in Mexico. A couple of mexicans can down this whole concoction along with a half-liter coke as a complete meal or to complement their gizzard tacos from earlier as part of a complete breakfast.
Lazy adolescent mothers are to blame for this sort of shit

>> No.12438996

>>12438924
That sounds delightful

>> No.12439006

>>12422257
Peanuts are not nuts.

>> No.12439114

>>12435860
Which of the lines activated the seethe sub-routine?

>> No.12439129

>>12419377
Tried it the other day for my cut
Fucking terrible

>> No.12439142

>>12423521
chickens carry pathogens that will make you fucking beg for death. as in sitting on a toilet screaming while your body tries to literally shit your intestines out. use a meat thermometer and cook chicken to 175F internal temp my dude.

>> No.12439153

>>12439142
I'm too lazy to use a thermometer, but the classic method of "If it ain't pink and it don't stink" has always worked for me.

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>>12419071
>new j*rsey

is there any worthwhile food from there aside from pork roll?

>> No.12440198

>>12439114
the cucked one

>> No.12440281

>>12440196
>pork roll
You mean taylor ham

>> No.12440287

>>12440281
i'm from philadelphia and i've never heard anyone use the phrase 'taylor ham'

>> No.12440293

>>12440287
not in philadelphia, no, it's a flyover expression

>> No.12440311

>>12426008
>Is trypophobia the new meme?
Only if you've never used a computer until today.

>> No.12440352

>>12427647
>US
>healthcare

nice oxymoron

>> No.12440373

>>12424110
>>12428934
The Hat is better.

>> No.12440402
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12440402

It tastes bad.

>> No.12440404

>>12420448
Sounds tasty.

>> No.12440653

>>12435875
super power by 2020 asshole...just wait to see what this year brings

>> No.12440744

>>12438924
That's because NAFTA fucked over Mexicans. Processed foods ain't their fault.

>> No.12441131

>>12428248
Kek,
>best friend was cooking for a kickback >made like 5lbs of drum sticks
>the ones on the edges of the oven dish were okay but the ones towards the middle were very undercooked.
>one of his friends shows up late, already super cross faded.
>everyone had already eaten the cooked chicken
>all that was left was still pink inside.
>after introductions, some more party favors, the dude just starts smashing on the pink drum sticks
>pounding down one after the other, >even told my buddy how fucking good they were
Apparently he threw up and shit himself like crazy, he's been vegan for like 5 years now.

>> No.12441380

>>12440744
>the North American Free Trade Agreement prevented mexicans from making sensible dietary choices and not eating the worst shit to blight the earth

>> No.12441519

>>12425627
Jackfruit is a very large, sweet, delicious fruit from the tropics. Unless you live in South Florida, Southeast Asia, or Latin America, it's bound to be expensive. The unripened variety can be used as a substitute for shredded meat, if you want, but I'd rather eat the ripe fruit. It's like a mix between banana, mango, and pineapple when it comes to flavor. Plus, it's the inspiration for Juicy Fruit gum.

>> No.12441521

>>12433055
Damn mestizos

>> No.12441522

>>12441519
I've ordered foods with jackfruit in them before, and none of them were sweet at all. I've always assumed jackfruit is not sweet on this basis..

>> No.12441550

>>12441522
If you're vegan, vegetarian, or just curious enough to try the former two's foods, you've probably had the unripe jackfruit meant to be placed in savory food. If it was meant to be in something sweet and it still wasn't, then I recommend trying to get it fresh yourself. None of that canned crap.

>> No.12441590

>>12423624
>MASSIVE SALT CONTENT

>> No.12441614

>>12441519
My favorite viet restaurant does a jackfruit shake, it's cash

>> No.12441624

>>12425013
You fucking fog niggers ain't even Aryan, why the fuck should we know your dumbcuck Celtic shit

>> No.12441628

>>12441624
5
6

>> No.12441638

>>12430181
Why would you drain all that meaty goodness?

>> No.12441654

>>12433055
Only Indian Street food is actually delicious and whatever that abomination was is not.

Also I dislike Indians but at least they have some culture and history. Get of your high horse subhuman.

>> No.12441662

>>12436577
I find it interesting that you are so retarded you missed the satire. Nigga was exaggerating for humor's sake.

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>>12441662
Okay rakesh. Whatever you say. How many months left to superpower again? Not looking good is it, shitfingers?

>> No.12442248

>>12423892
how are you supposed to eat it, though?

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12442307

>>12420633
FUUUUUCCCCKKK

>> No.12442525

>cutting the cucumber lengthwise

>> No.12442542

>>12419808
That's disgusting

He didn't even use a plate to stop drips from staining the table

>> No.12442547

>>12419865
How bout you avocadont

>> No.12442757

>>12419931
for some reason it was always the "veges" that got me

>> No.12442944

>>12423560
Have made a similar salad. Quite good.
Mine is broccoli, sour cream, cranberries, bacon and pecans. Sugar, grapes, vinegar would overwhelm the subtleties. Might try the sunflower seeds...

>> No.12443242

>>12431572
it's been years since i saw this image

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12443246

>>12438517
>americans

>> No.12443482

>>12433818
Christ. At least East Africans have the decency to eat with flat bread as their utensil.

>> No.12443674

>>12420915
How do you cook eggs until they turn green?

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12443892

>>12440402
That sounds awful.

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