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>> No.12427034

EGG

>> No.12427035

There is a webum of a surly looking guy trapped in an egg fort and all he does is make egg sammiches. I wish i could find it. I wonder how he gets out without breaking any eggs.

>> No.12427046

The thing about nuking slopes is that you just want to nuke them again a half hour later.

>> No.12427063

EGG

>> No.12427071

I wish General MacArthur nuked these chinks. Seemed to do Japan some good

>> No.12427073

>>12427035
Ha, ha, ha, I've seen it too, Mary.

>> No.12427188

>>12427026
why are they exploding

>> No.12427203

>>12427188
its hot oil

>> No.12427206

>>12427188
Hot cooking oil

>> No.12427213

>>12427203
>>12427206
yo what the fuck i thought that was white wine and their acid reacts or osme shit

>> No.12427316

What is this nightmare are those fucking centipedes?

>> No.12427328

>>12427316
Cannibalism

>> No.12427961

>>12427203
>>12427206
According to the comments, it's actually nitric acid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7sOOzHKkpw

>> No.12427986

>>12427203
>>12427206
Fucking retards

>> No.12428028

>>12427961
>>12427986
Oh ok I guess that makes it ok to torture an innocent living creature and then eat it alive in front of a camera for thotpoints

>> No.12428055

>>12428028
Cringe

>> No.12428058

Chinamin are fucked in the head.

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>>12428028

>> No.12428120

>>12427026
Fuck these soulless chink insectoids

>> No.12428135

asians are soulless sociopaths. theres millions of videos of them walking over other dying or dead chinks

>> No.12428183

>>12428028
I guess you never kill ants/flies/mosquitoes then, never put out poison for any vermin, in fact never wash your hands or body because that kills bacteria. Sorry but I don't feel empathy for a fucking insect.

>> No.12428192

Why does this Webm trigger so many people? It's just insects in the end, and It's not like most people here care about how animals treated in the meat industry.

>> No.12428249

>>12428192
Upvote or fuck off, cunt.

>> No.12428281

>>12428192
the funny thing is, if it were people this was happening to everyone would be enjoying it.

>> No.12428290

>>12428192
People will come to /ck/ and literally pour over every single letter in a post in order to find some way that they can be right. Then they post how they are right. This is the most important thing to them in their lives. They aren't really accomplishing a whole lot in said lives, but for a moment in time, they got to go "Gotcha!" on the internet with a smarmy quip that their university professor taught them.

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>> No.12428335

>>12428290
this is textbook projection btw

>> No.12428336

>>12428192
>Why does this Webm trigger so many people?
they´re called redditniggers, the only people bothered by it.

>> No.12428342

>>12428330
the wypipo tacos were bad, admittedly, but everything else was goof

>> No.12428358

>>12428028
>creature with no central nervous system or way to experience any sort of pain
>torture

I mean it's fucking gross and weird but calling it torture is absolutely retarded. It's a fucking bug.

>> No.12428388

>>12428290
Looks logical but totally wrong.

It's just a bunch of miserable social outcasts, with the mindset of edgy-kid-wannabe, making up all the edgy comments, only said on internet, ANONYMOUSLY, so they can irresponsibly feel better about their helpless, irreversible social life.

Right or wrong has nothing to do about this site, it's all anonymous.

>> No.12428389

>>12428358
>torture small meat machine good
>torture large meat machine bad

>> No.12428390

>>12428330
>ranch on everything

Who actually does this? I only ever eat ranch on salad or with hot wings for the carrots and celery and that's not very often.

>> No.12428398

>>12428389
It's not torture you fucking idiot. Am I torturing all the microbes on my hands when I wash with disinfectant? Those poor living creatures.

>> No.12428399

>>12428192
It triggers me because it's an ugly bugeyed woman with play-dough on her chin thinking people want to see her stupid face eating centipedes. I'd throw that hot oil at her face just to see all the make up and clay fall right off.

>> No.12428404

>>12428388
>has nothing to do about this site
*nothing to do with

>> No.12428422

>>12428290
It's "pore over".

>> No.12428426

>>12428183
>>12428358
>>12428398
retards thinking insects are conscious are unironically reddit tier

>> No.12428428

>>12428399
>every thing women do triggers me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuckin yikes, you gotta be 18+ to post here faggot. take a hike

>> No.12428450

>>12428399
>getting this mad over insects being eaten

>> No.12428453

>>12428422
it has nothing to do with my pores

>> No.12428456

>>12428428
>every thing women do triggers me
I never said that
>you gotta be 18+ to post here
Says the beta male uttering "yikes"
>>12428450
Not even mad, just stating my discomfort.

>> No.12428466

>>12428456
C L A S S I C S E E T H I N G

>> No.12429959

>>12427961
According to my Chinese 2nd language processing brain where I hear her say let's fry it in hot oil in Chinese I deduce it is hot oil.

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>> No.12430202

>>12428399
Have sex, please

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>>12430140

>> No.12430236

>>12430197
>premade dough mix

>> No.12430275

>cute girl eating land shrimp

Nothing wrong with this at all.
>>12430204
Mantis shrimps are so good.

>> No.12430313

>>12430275
>cute girl
Where?

>> No.12430326

>>12430140
>stabs gall bladder
>bile everywhere
for what pvrpose?

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>>12428183
No reson to kill flies, but mosquitos on the hand are actually trying to prey on me, so I kill them. But these centipedes would never be there to begin with, in natural conditions.

Also: https://www.sciencenews.org/article/medical-mystery-reveals-new-host-rat-lungworm-parasite

>> No.12430354

>>12430275
>>12430313
I mean the dude see those lobsters are mantis shrimps, I don't think you should trust his blind ass to assess a girl's cuteness

>> No.12430425

>>12428330
alright this ruined my night. I would like to have just a quick word with whoever made this.

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>>12428192
>>12428183
>>12428358

It's reflective of a particularly unique social norm of Asia where the belief is it's best to consume or eat food as fresh as possible, this includes all meat, seafood, livestock. This is all really part of a more deeper cultural-spiritual practice in Asia.

Its interesting because its almost as if the West deliberately seperates and masks the production process in processing livestock, while the East doesn't try to hide anything at all whatsoever.

You will note there can tend to be a social norm in having little or no emotional sympathy for the apparent amount of suffering inflicted in the pursuit of consumption/livelihood/gain. I find it interesting relative to Eastern belief systems, The West developed ideas such as Halal, specific spiritual rituals, to bless meat products for consumption, as did the Jews and Native Americans.

This is the only real conflict here. The particular social norm depicted here unique to Asia is a spiritually deprived sense of Consumerist Capitalism blind and ignorance to suffering, well suited for this age and the plans that pure evil has for the world.

What better than for tomorrows Capitalist culture conditioned to be completely deprived and blind to all suffering in the pursuit of ones own gain and livelihood. This is exactly what Satan wants for China, to usher in all these horribly hellish social norms to accept, and its all quite too coincidental, now isn't it ?

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>>12430436
>The West developed ideas such as Halal
heh

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>>12427026
Everything about this female insectoid pisses me off, especially after watching the original source where shes speaking really thick mandarin.

>> No.12430717

>>12430436
nah bro it's as easy as this: eating bugs is fucking gross

>> No.12430752

>>12430436
Never seen someone spend so much effort and text to admit they're too much of a pussy to accept that meat used to be alive.

>> No.12430789

>>12427026
>insect eating insects
Isn't that basically cannibalism tho?

>> No.12430814

>>12428330
>hot sauce on vanilla ice cream
nuke mexico

>> No.12431150

>>12428428
you have to go back.

>> No.12431328

>>12427026
Wow great cooking webm thread you have here. Got so many tips and techniques from it. I wish you were that centipede

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Are there really people here defending fucking bugs?

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>> No.12431553

>>12427026
All you petafags have a point, yes, senseless cruelty etc., etc.
But you don't comprehend the true horror of these creatures (not talking about the chink here).

Any entomologist who has ever worked with the cursed scolopendra know that these are the most aggressive fuckers in the arthropod world.

They will attempt to eat anything they can overpower.
Their venom has been described as worse than a bullet, and worse than childbirth (coming from that subset that can speak on both). They inject through two hypodermic needles disguised as legs, some species might have multiple legs acting as injectors l, meaning that stings as it walks on you.

Death to the infirm, elderly and small children. Pain like a burning sledgehammer to everyone else (depending on the species).

They seem to just grow larger and larger until they in term get killed. They can live for 10 years (!! Wtf kind of bug lives for a decade!?)

Everyone in Asia is scared to death of the larger, tropical kinds and it is customary to kill the fuck out of them through the only surefire method, since their armor is thick: cut them in half from a distance.
They're quick as a flash and will chase you.

Fuck these things. They're not bugs, they're demons. Closest thing we have to the " perfect specimen" that was the xenomorph from Alien. Hasn't changed much in gorillions of years.


Kill them before they sting you and attempt to feed.

>> No.12431697

>>12428330
OH MIE GAWD WIPIPLPLE SO BAD ERRITANG LOLOLOL!

>> No.12431846

>>12428028
>>12430436
Lol cool story incell

Have sex

>> No.12432005

>>12431505
What the fuck?

>> No.12432064

>>12428330
Have black people and mexicans ever loved spices so much that they waged countless wars and conquered the world to get them?

>> No.12432070

>>12431505
This is way worse than the centipedes. Rodents probably have some rudimentary conscious concept of fear and pain.

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>> No.12432123

>>12432118
I feel lije I've been raped

>> No.12432143

>>12428330
>Salud
>after shitting on whitey for the whole thing
oh, you.
Also I use the tortillas the restaurant gives me to make tiny little tacos when I get a mess of beans/rice/meat.

>> No.12432147

>>12430197
>get too much hot frosting fucking everywhere
but why?

>> No.12432161

>>12431509
how the fuck am I supposed to eat this?

>> No.12432168

>>12430814

Mexcrement American here. This isn't actually a thing that is commonly done. The video is just trying to make le quirky epic point.

Normies valen verga.

>> No.12432172

>>12427071
Seething Amerifat

>>12427026
Nothing wrong with eating bugs, but this is just dumb

>> No.12432178

>>12428135
>>12428120
>>12428058
I wonder just how deranged the people making these comments are

>> No.12432181

>>12431505
Not gon clic thAt. What happens?

>> No.12432183

>>12428192
Lots of special snowflakes on this board, and not the SJW kind

>> No.12432192

>>12428336
It's the exact opposite though, it's exclusively poltards and stormniggers getting triggered over bugmen

Redditors = Jewish slaves, eat soy and bugs
Polacks =carnivore alpha males

>> No.12432198

>>12428399
People DO want to see her, though

When people see YOU on the other hand, they look away

I wonder where your anger comes from.. hmmhm...

>> No.12432206

>>12430326
Seems like it was completely intentional, what the fvck

>> No.12432214

>>12430436
Only good post ITT

>> No.12432224

>>12431553
Good ass post my nogga.

>> No.12432225

>>12430436
>well suited for this age and the plans that pure evil has for the world.
>This is exactly what Satan wants for China

Damn, I was actually learning from this post but then you went full retard

>> No.12432238

>>12432198

I don't want to see her

>> No.12432244

>>12427188
blessed wine, cursed centipedes

>> No.12432245

>>12427961
>nitric acid
nitric acid is no joke. holy shit how is this edible?

>> No.12432249

>>12432070
Probably? They're fucking mammals, of course they do.

>> No.12432251

>>12428281
this guy knows where he is right now

>> No.12432259

>>12429959
isn't it bad when you get sprayed on the face with hot oil? are you sure it isn't just wine and the centipede chemically reacts with it?

>> No.12432262

>>12432070
so fucking what? You eat meat every day. That meat suffered too, the only difference is that is wasn't in front of you.

>> No.12432265

>>12430192
>puts it in a bag
>doesn't even boil it in a bag
what's the point?

>> No.12432292

>>12430436
You might be interested in what Joseph Campbell has to say about mythology and meat eating among whites vs Natives. Which is that whites don't have one so they try and separate meat production from their conception of food. It's why a lot of people who do witness how meat is produced become vegetarians. Their brain couldn't handle the horror of it all because there isn't an appropriate cultural story to address it properly in an age where tons of people who have eliminated religion from their conception of the world

>> No.12432296

>>12431445
nobody is defending chinamen

>> No.12432299

>>12431509
anon it's only supposed to look like shit after you digest it

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>>12431553

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>>12431553
So, the solution is to get close enough to them to handle them and then eat them?

>> No.12432340

>>12428422
Thank you

>> No.12432348

>>12432181
Chinaman eating live mice. Not really gory.

>> No.12432486

>>12432249
I'm not even sure the lowest percentile of humans do, nevermind mice

>> No.12432587

>>12430192
>jewlish
>jew
>has no gold on it
into the trash it goes

>> No.12432601

>>12431509
This looks like such a hassle. I'd take a plate of sliders over this shit any day.

>> No.12432613

>>12432262
A slaughterhouse destroying the brain of a cow doesn't compare to eating something alive.

>> No.12432696

>>12432340
No problem, bud

>> No.12432777

>>12431505
Fucking disgusting. Those rats still have their guts and shit in their bodies. How fucking violently ill did this make him?

>> No.12432784

>>12432259
She can just get more plastic surgery with all the money orbiters pay to watch her eat bugs

>> No.12432875

>>12431505
This man has balls of steel

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>>12431509
>here is your giant pile of grease with ketchup
>that'll be 49.99$ plus tip

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>> No.12433020

>webm thread
>100+replies
>16 images
Excuse me what the fuck

>> No.12433037

>>12428399
Show flaps.

>> No.12433075

>>12432064
*yawn* Reddit talking point.

>> No.12433077

>>12432118
Anyone have a mirror of the Hambeanurger?

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>>12430789
Centipedes are arachnids, not insects

>> No.12433091

>>12433075
>using asterisks to emote

>>>/GaiaOnline/

>> No.12433099

>>12433091
*yawn* Try harder.

>> No.12433101

>>12433099
Go on, git.

>> No.12433150

>>12430140
Big fan of the decision to break their jaws so it looks like they're screaming

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>>12427026
Just curious...why don't we just start these threads in /gif/ so that we can have actual audio to go along with them.
Any way to create a cross thread that wouldn't die on /ck/?

>> No.12433409

>>12430629
looks like a chill guy, it's a shame what happened to him

>> No.12433414

>>12433226
/wsg/ usually has a "webms for other boards" thread

>> No.12433427

>>12427035
Faggot...you copied my post from a previous thread.

>> No.12433441

>>12433226
On /gif/ ? Probably not cuz the porn and rekt threads. Could possibly work on /wsg/ (blue board). I don’t think we’ll get webm audio support on this board. Potential to abuse is to high with all these mouth breathers here.

>> No.12433450

>>12433414
>>12433441
Good to know. I usually only browse /ck/, /v/,/gif/ never explored enough to know there was a work safe board with audio. Appreciated thank you.

>> No.12433580

>>12431509
At this point might aswell use the friend mac and cheese as the bun

>> No.12434277

>>12433226
>>>/wsg/2871469

>> No.12434313

>>12430436
Don't try to pretend it's deep. They want food as fresh as possible simply because it has less chance of being spoiled. Same deal with hot water in China. If your water supplies are contaminated, it makes sense to boil it, thus the association to hotness.

They have no empathy because they are a soulless race. They don't even have empathy for any human being that is not part of their immediate family, except if it can benefit them in some way.

>> No.12434316

>>12427026
Why do Asians eat weird shit like this? Who would want to eat that?

>> No.12434352

>>12431509
wa la

>> No.12434356

>>12434316
I'd try it.

>> No.12434530

>>12428192
shes smiling while killing a living thing. you are supposed to show somber respect when a animal dies at your hand. its a sacred moment, its not an LOL moment.

>> No.12434553

>>12434530
>swat a fly
>always make sure to hum a small dirge afterward
liek if u cri evrytim

>> No.12434558

>>12434530
Except for pingpongs.

>> No.12434562

what is the cost of lies

>> No.12434669

>>12434530
>swat a fly
>always make sure to hum a small dirge afterward
liek if u cri evrytim

>> No.12434829

>>12428330
I guarantee you some whitebread mfer made this

>> No.12434957

>>12427961
>nitric acid
What do you do if you get nitric acid on your skin?
So, if you are splashed with nitric acid, and you flush the skin with water, you will only create more nitric acid, and burn the skin even more! As for the answer to your test question: NaHCO3 or sodium bicarbonate, is amphoteric, which means it reacts with acids and bases in that they accept H+ ions readily.

>> No.12435539

>>12434530
I bet you are a psychopath.

>> No.12435656

>>12432999
I never noticed the fatty with the classic greek profile looking on stoically at the start of this webm before.

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>>12432123
kek

>> No.12435848

>>12427026
So, I got questions just about basic science here.

>Be me.
>Finish frying things.
>Time to do dishes.
>Bump into fryer.
>Glass thermometer comes off of fryer and starts to fall towards water.
>Reach for thermometer.
>Miss.
>Know what's going to happen but hope somehow it doesn't.
>Hot thermometer lands in cool dish water.
>CRRRRRRACK!!!!

How tf does her glass-o-boilin' oil not shatter?!

>> No.12435853

>>12431509
Just give me a platter of all those things separately, come on.

>> No.12435859

>>12428342
Tamale for breakfast is a 'wipipo' thing?

Get fucked.

>> No.12435866

>>12435848
Maybe she heated glass before adding the oil? Or maybe it's about to shatter any minute but she has no fear.

>> No.12435868

>>12435866
Because her face is padded out by like 4" of makeup so she won't feel anything LOL.

>> No.12435886

>>12432198
Leave the seething madboi alone, please.

>> No.12435891

>>12433088
>Centipedes are arachnids
centipedes are myriapods

>> No.12436030

>>12435848
did you drop out of special ed or what

>> No.12436067

>>12430436
it's more the fact that they're superstitious as fuck and believe lots of retarded things, including eating things stupidly fresh, including alive, is good for them. i'd like to see you monologue beside a boiling pot where an animal is dropped to die in agony in front of them, while they look on with dead eyes.

>> No.12436072

>>12435891
>centipedes are myriapods
>centipedes
>myriapods
both words mean literally the same just in different languages...

>> No.12436213

>>12428330
Mexicans get Taco Bell all the time.

>> No.12436291

>>12427206
Cooking oil is not going to stay boiling hot in a glass container

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12436536

>> No.12436542
File: 1.86 MB, 540x302, guide to pasta shapes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436542

>> No.12436543
File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, Lea & Perrins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436543

>> No.12436550
File: 2.96 MB, 1154x632, Braised Beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436550

>> No.12436557
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Cheesemaker's mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436557

>> No.12436564
File: 2.88 MB, 710x400, Martha's mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436564

>> No.12436570

>>12430192
>>12430197
I had a really fat coworker that used to look at these every time they went on facebook, triggered the fuck out of me because they'd lecture everyone else about good eating habbits then eat a block of chocolate every day

>> No.12436572
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, how to get a coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436572

>> No.12436584
File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, how to open a coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436584

>> No.12436640

There's a certain lack of Joey .webms in this thread

>> No.12436650

>>12436415
why jerk?

>> No.12436657

>>12436487
ribs looks good, but sandwich seem like the wrong way to eat them

>> No.12436659

>>12436492
>knife so shitty it can't even cut a balloon

>> No.12436664

>>12436524
wala

>> No.12436669
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Japancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436669

>> No.12436676

>>12436572
based manlet

>> No.12436677
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, lemon brown rice with garlic and thyme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436677

>> No.12436679

>>12436584
all these years using my head

>> No.12436686
File: 2.81 MB, 518x518, Chicken Cordon Bleu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436686

>> No.12436694

>>12430197
why the fuck would you use a spoon to tuck it under when you're just going to immediately flip it over anyway?
t. cooklet

>> No.12436696
File: 2.87 MB, 640x480, Pav Bhaji.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436696

>> No.12436704
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, chicken stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436704

>> No.12436705

>>12436543
I love how stuff that looks like rotting garbage turns into one of the most delicious sauces in the world.

Also interesting is that the sauce has it's origins in the Chinese sauce "kei-chap" which is where we get "ketchup" from.

>> No.12436709

>>12436686
damn that looks good. my family loves cordon bleus, so i might use this recipe.

>> No.12436714
File: 2.85 MB, 460x460, Chicken Pot Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436714

>> No.12436720

>>12436696
This is my favorite webm

>> No.12436721

>>12436650
he was mean to me, once

>> No.12436722
File: 2.92 MB, 670x670, Guinness Beef Stew with Herb Cheddar Dumplings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436722

I need to re-encode this one.

>> No.12436725
File: 2.93 MB, 1080x1080, Oatmeal Cream Pies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436725

>> No.12436741
File: 2.86 MB, 600x600, Bacon Beer Cheese Bread Boat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436741

>> No.12436749
File: 2.89 MB, 854x480, Lobster Bisque.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436749

>> No.12436760
File: 2.98 MB, 854x480, Fried Green Tomatoes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436760

>> No.12436766
File: 2.85 MB, 540x540, Jalapeño Popper Pigs in a Blanket.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436766

>> No.12436774
File: 2.89 MB, 600x600, Steak au Poivre.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436774

>> No.12436781
File: 2.84 MB, 960x532, Foccacia with Onion and Tomato.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436781

>> No.12436785
File: 2.88 MB, 600x336, Chocolate Macarons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436785

>> No.12436789
File: 2.88 MB, 500x500, Hamburger Buns.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436789

>> No.12436795
File: 2.91 MB, 540x540, Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436795

>> No.12436800
File: 2.83 MB, 540x540, Beef and Brocolli Stir-Fry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436800

>> No.12436811
File: 2.92 MB, 700x392, Chicken Francaise.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436811

>> No.12436823
File: 2.94 MB, 960x528, Onion Fritters.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436823

>> No.12436830
File: 2.93 MB, 854x480, Beer and Cheddar Soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436830

>> No.12436837
File: 2.89 MB, 854x480, Crawfish Etouffe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436837

>> No.12436841

>>12427034
haha but how????

>> No.12436846
File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, Goat Cheese Quiche with Caramelized Onions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436846

>> No.12436852
File: 2.88 MB, 350x350, Honey Crackles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436852

>> No.12436858
File: 2.89 MB, 800x450, Hot Crab Dip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436858

>> No.12436864
File: 2.92 MB, 540x540, Mushroom Mac and Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436864

>> No.12436868
File: 2.89 MB, 540x540, Queso Blanco.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436868

>> No.12436870
File: 2.92 MB, 480x480, Smoked Gouda Cheese Balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436870

>> No.12436872

>>12433409

but what happened

>> No.12436876

>>12427026
Αυγο

>> No.12436880
File: 2.83 MB, 720x404, Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436880

>> No.12436888
File: 2.84 MB, 700x392, Lemon Blackberry Cheesecake Bars.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436888

>> No.12436903
File: 2.88 MB, 720x720, Lemon Butter Scallops.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436903

>> No.12436910
File: 2.48 MB, 960x540, Raspberry Dutch Babies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436910

>> No.12436915
File: 2.89 MB, 540x540, Charred Corn and Chorizo Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436915

>> No.12436922
File: 1.64 MB, 854x480, Bananas Foster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436922

>> No.12436931
File: 2.91 MB, 640x640, Chili Lime Steak Tacos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436931

>> No.12436935
File: 2.86 MB, 518x518, Cinnamon Rolls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436935

>> No.12436942
File: 2.87 MB, 720x404, Corn Tortillas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436942

>> No.12436949
File: 2.81 MB, 540x540, Crispy Breaded Tofu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436949

>> No.12436971
File: 2.89 MB, 540x540, Gyoza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436971

>> No.12436979
File: 2.83 MB, 960x540, Crispy Garlic Butter Parmesan Smashed Potatoes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436979

>> No.12436983
File: 2.88 MB, 720x404, Lady Baltimore Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436983

>> No.12436997
File: 2.91 MB, 720x404, Lamb Ragu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12436997

>> No.12437010

>>12431509
am i colourblind or is that beef undercooked just a bit?

>> No.12437021
File: 2.86 MB, 954x534, Onion Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12437021

>> No.12437036
File: 2.88 MB, 854x480, Tacos al Pastor.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12437036

>> No.12437041
File: 2.90 MB, 360x360, Skirt Steak with Mustard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12437041

>> No.12437044
File: 879 KB, 875x850, pepe_puke.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12437044

>>12437021
>any vegetable on pizza that isn't olives or mushrooms

>> No.12437049
File: 2.59 MB, 640x640, 23 Layer Chocolate Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12437049

>> No.12437055
File: 1.17 MB, 640x640, Cacio e Pepe with Truffles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12437055

>> No.12437070
File: 2.90 MB, 720x398, Chicken Teriyaki.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12437070

>> No.12437080

>>12436072
yes, well done, but that didn't change the fact that centipedes belong to the subphylum myriapoda

>> No.12437083
File: 2.91 MB, 720x404, Kozhi Milagu Varuval (Chicken Pepper Fry).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12437083

>> No.12437086

>>12436030
Huge amounts of intense heat causes thin glass to shatter, dude.

>> No.12437091

>>12437044
onions and tuna is top tier pizza

>> No.12437093
File: 2.84 MB, 720x480, Terminator Protein Shake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12437093

That's all I've got. Hope somebody saves some.

>> No.12437120

>>12432999
Nice trips and nice webm

>> No.12437121

>>12428330
Im Mexican and this shit was pure cringe

>> No.12437127

>>12428330
>different countries eat different food
really makes you think

>> No.12437134

>>12430436
Have sex.

>> No.12437178

>>12436067
>they're superstitious as fuck
>whereas saying "bless you" after someone sneezes makes complete logical sense in any cultural context
>whereas believing 13 is an unlucky number makes complete logical sense in any cultural context
>whereas addressing a deity and thanking him for the food that you actually bought yourself before you eat it makes complete logical sense in any cultural context
really makes you think

>> No.12437189

>>12437178
Nobody even does those last two things anymore. Are you a recently awoken frozen man from the 1960's?

>> No.12437190

>clearly not enjoying eating it
Why do chinks do this

>> No.12437294

>>12437189
Try to find the 13th floor in a building. Protip: In the US there will never be one. Also inbred southerners are still stupid enough to do the last one.

>> No.12437315

>>12437294
>buildings that were built in the 30's have no 13th floor
Say it ain't so! Modern buildings built from the ground up higher than 13 stories have a 13th floor, idiot. And saying grace is rare as fuck even in the South.

Also, seethe more about the South. Literally rent free.

>> No.12437320

>>12437294
I will argue on his behalf that I have been in a lot of tall buildings and all of them had a 13th floor.

That's some old ass shit from buildings that are no longer standing present day. You would have to look very hard to find one.

>> No.12437425

>>12430326
>>12432206
It drains out slowly without ruining the internal flavor with bitterness.

>> No.12437430

>>12437315
No the elevators jump from 12 to 14 like in Asia a lot of buildings jump from 2 to 4. A lot of times it wasn't just a placebo thing, that floor would host all the HVAC equipment

>> No.12437445

>>12437041
I'm gonna make this

>> No.12437447

>>12437430
The ones that do that are old buildings. More recently built ones do not skip the 13th floor.

>> No.12437818
File: 146 KB, 700x600, mehican.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12437818

>>12428330

>> No.12437977
File: 8 KB, 490x490, grace.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12437977

>>12437189
Way more people than you'd expect still say grace, or at least claim they do when asked by a researcher.

>> No.12438041

Hey man, if you're going to dump the same exact webms every time, at least do it in a different fucking order

>> No.12438544

>>12437977
Do americans really do this?

>> No.12438900

>>12437021
More in common with Alsatian Flatbread than Pizza. Cheddar is out of place.

>> No.12439023

>>12436415
>that much 5 spice
why?

>> No.12439040

>>12431445
spurdo is a bug

>> No.12439344
File: 2.41 MB, 640x360, you-vs-spics.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12439344

>>12428330

>> No.12439351

>>12437294
Fun fact: The WTC towers had a 13th floor. Look how that turned out.

>> No.12439352

>>12439344
No one eats the shit on left, christ.

>> No.12439367
File: 202 KB, 507x387, g507387.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12439367

>>12439351

>> No.12439445

>>12439351
Bullshit. I attended a business conference with stock brokers on the 60th floor in 1999 and remember remarking to my associates that there was no 13th floor. I lost many good friends on that day of horror.

t. jewish financial analyst

>> No.12439463

>>12439445
How do I know you're a Jew and not a Brit pretending to be Jewish for the purpose of attaining an American trophy wife sugarbaby?

>> No.12439474

>>12437044
>any vegetable
>mushrooms
retard

>> No.12439503

>>12437010
It's probably rare or medium rare, should be okay if the meat was ground fresh.

>> No.12439513

>>12427026
are the chinese a sub-species?

>> No.12439520

>>12439513
Just look at any video of them and you can see the answer is yes

>> No.12439605

>>12428290
Based & psychology pilled
>>12428388
Retard & reddit pilled

>> No.12439764
File: 2.76 MB, 512x288, 1531856422648.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12439764

>> No.12439830

>>12437044
olives aren't bell peppers...

>> No.12439949

>>12432613
it's also relevant that chinese people are essentially all sociopaths, eating animals alive, regardless if factory farming is bad or not, is a sign you're fucked in the head and have no sympathy

>> No.12440318

>>12428330
wtf I love me

>> No.12440342

How does one go about buying centipedes

>> No.12440592
File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly the egg faggot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12440592

am I late LOL

>> No.12440612

>>12439605
Go suck a dick you brain dead faggot.

>> No.12440617

>>12428330
I'm Mexican and would much rather have the "American" corn than the Mexican one, because most street corn vendors use mayo instead of table cream, and mayo is fucking disgusting. Gansitos are the shit, though. Especially if you freeze them.

>> No.12440626

>>12440612
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12440634

>>12437977
>>12438544
I wonder how many of those people say grace because we don't have a secular expression to use right before a meal like a lot of other countries. Like when someone sneezes, we say "bless you" even if we're not religious because we don't have anything else to say, and it's considered socially rude to say nothing.

>> No.12440674

>>12440626
underage and cringe pilled

>> No.12440693

>>12440617
>frozen gansito
At last, my eyes are truly open

>> No.12440696

>>12440674
did someone hurt you?

>> No.12440720 [DELETED] 

>>12440696
Why you sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12440725

>>12432118
god i love joey

>> No.12440740

>>12437093
What a fucking gift this man is

>> No.12440776

>>12432118
why does he vomit literally everything

>> No.12440800

>>12440720
did someone hurt you?

>> No.12440850

Stupid bot, spamming the same shit over and over again.

>> No.12440855

>>12440850
>hurt sweaty?

>> No.12440896

>>12428290
Thats because /ck/ has a lot of reddit crossposters

>> No.12440902

>>12440896
did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.12440917

>>12440902
>redditfag reveals himself

>> No.12440921

>>12427026
I would still shag her, also why the fuck is her chin so pointy what the fuck? is she part alien or something?

>>12427071
but the chinese Kuomintang were on the allied side in WW2, and they literally held veto power in the UN Security Council alongside the US, Britain, France, and the USSR

>> No.12440923

>>12436520
>taps knife

>> No.12440925
File: 1.20 MB, 384x480, DASH_480.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12440925

>> No.12440928 [DELETED] 

>>12440917
did someone harm you recently?

>> No.12440937
File: 2.63 MB, 800x450, who the fuck needs a crouton machine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12440937

>> No.12440939
File: 2.26 MB, 700x392, tortilla.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12440939

>> No.12440940

>>12440592
how do they eat all the eggs without letting him escape?

>> No.12440943

>>12440937
nothin like some fresh 'tons to start the day

>> No.12440946

>>12440940
he did escape, but to heaven unfortunately.

>> No.12440947
File: 2.82 MB, 608x852, steeper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12440947

>> No.12440951
File: 2.12 MB, 700x392, roller.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12440951

>> No.12440961
File: 2.93 MB, 384x480, Non-Newtonian Noodles (480p_30fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12440961

>> No.12440970

>>12428330
im also mexican and honestly fucking hate taptatio and prefer taco bell over our genuine tacos.

>> No.12440987

>>12440970
Tapatio isn't Mexican, it's made in LA. I don't even think it's LA proper, I think it's one of the shittier cities, like Commerce or Downey.
>and prefer taco bell over our genuine tacos.
That's clearly because you prefer cock.

>> No.12441001

>>12440928
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12441018

>>12441001
did some person at some point hurt you?

>> No.12441052
File: 1.72 MB, 400x708, io5qxg06men21.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441052

>> No.12441064
File: 1.32 MB, 460x542, fireball.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441064

>> No.12441076
File: 1.96 MB, 720x900, egg thing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441076

>> No.12441082
File: 1.23 MB, 720x1080, edgelord.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441082

>> No.12441084
File: 1.89 MB, 700x392, Croissant (1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441084

>> No.12441086
File: 2.16 MB, 700x392, Croissant (2).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441086

>> No.12441088
File: 2.10 MB, 700x392, Croissant (3).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441088

>> No.12441092
File: 2.37 MB, 700x392, Croissant (4).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441092

>> No.12441098
File: 2.27 MB, 720x1280, AjarPeskyCaudata.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441098

>> No.12441102
File: 1.70 MB, 1280x720, Bakon Cake Decorator 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441102

>> No.12441107
File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, Bakon Cake Decorator 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441107

>> No.12441110
File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, Bakon Cake Decorator 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441110

>> No.12441112
File: 2.79 MB, 1280x720, Bakon Cake Decorator 4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441112

>> No.12441114
File: 2.12 MB, 1280x720, Bakon Cake Decorator 5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441114

>> No.12441119

>>12441092
>croissant
>is not crescent shaped
Stop doing this.

>> No.12441147

>>12439023
the cook is a jerk

>> No.12441150

>>12439764
too much suger

>> No.12441154

>>12440634
>a secular expression to use right before a meal like a lot of other countries
Hail Darwin and FUCK sky daddy?

>> No.12441157

>>12440925
nice but looks like a lot of work

>> No.12441159

>>12440961
>stop hitting yourself!

>> No.12441163

>>12441064
>letting a sorcerer prepare your food or drinks
not the best of ideas

>> No.12441165

>>12441082
i don't think chink-palm makes a great spice

>> No.12441235
File: 2.98 MB, 480x270, 1534217314763.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12441235

>>12440937
this kills the bread ;-;

>> No.12441314

>>12441235
based basedboy

>> No.12441350

>>12441314
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12441610

>>12432123
yeah same. gona take a shower now :'(

>> No.12441613

>>12432321
stop posting this fuking tomato

>> No.12441691

>>12439344
i love how many seething /pol/tards got triggered by this webm. Talk about being obsessed lol

>> No.12441698

>>12441076
whats the fucking point

>> No.12441816

>>12430275
>>12430354
Those are not mantis shrimps. Those are just big river shrimps.

>> No.12442135

>>12441691
Took me literally five minutes to make. It would have taken two but I was too seething to focus

>> No.12442139

>>12437044
check this

>> No.12442458

>>12439023
>the hands

>> No.12442548

>>12436997
I'm not sure about adding pasta water to it after cooking but otherwise this looks really good

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