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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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No eggfort edition

>> No.12444767

Why does Reddit only like videos of men cooking? Why do they hate women? It's misogynistic.

>> No.12444778

>>12444767
You don't know if that's a man or not.

>> No.12444780

>>12444778
Being transgendered is sexist.

>> No.12444798

>>12444780
Put egg in butt

>> No.12444808
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>> No.12444812

>Notice the fat fuck on the edge of the screen slurping down deviled eggs.

>this video is now ruined for me.

>> No.12444814
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12444814

Clean it up, wagie.

>> No.12444900
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>> No.12444912

>>12444814
;-(

>> No.12444915

>>12444767
Because men are much more entertaining than women outside of sexual shit

>> No.12444931

>>12444814
I wish this fad lasted long enough to see wagies in the news retaliating, was fun while it lasted though.

>> No.12444933

>>12444756
How he in fort when surround egg him?

>> No.12445097

>>12444808
anyone have more info on these? looks interesting

>> No.12445098

>>12444756
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.12445119

>>12444814
that first guy definitely lost a few teeth

>> No.12445124

>>12444756
>filename
kek good one

>> No.12445127

>>12445098
I live with my mother and she never cleans my room herself, how do I get this luxury for myself?

>> No.12445956

>>12444808
>>12445097
what kind of dough puffs up perfectly like that? i'd eat a dozen of those right now

>> No.12445973
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>>12444756
Another epic webm thread, frens.

>> No.12446026
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>> No.12446032
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12446032

How does she wipe with her t-rex arms?

>> No.12446036

>>12446032
Her breasts are prehensile.

>> No.12446040

>>12446032
She doesn't.
You'd have to help her.

>> No.12446056

Any one have the webm if how to cook steak with aluminum foil and clothes iron?

>> No.12446062

>>12444814
the absolute lads

>> No.12446373
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>> No.12446973

>>12446032
Ideal wife

>> No.12447062

>>12444767
Way to assume gender,shit lord!

>> No.12447326

>>12444814
Fucking subhumans.

>> No.12447362

>>12446373
>serving hot food on plastic
what kind of shithole does this

>> No.12447379

Why is his name Surly

>> No.12447391

>>12444814
This is why nobody like millenials.

>> No.12447465

>>12444756
what are those aromatics? looks like shallots (maybe red onion?) and maybe some green peppers? looks like whatever he cooks he only used the shallots. and what's that big red bottle in the foreground? some kind of ketchup or hot sauce?

man, i'd the shit out of this guy's sandwich

>> No.12447485

>>12445119
god i hope so

>> No.12447497

>>12446026
that lumpy chocolate sauce

get a double boiler, faggot

>> No.12447515

>>12444814
based gallon smashers

>> No.12447526

>>12446373

honestly wish this was my wife, she probably gets as much done as my current wife but at least she has a reason.

>> No.12447527
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>>12444756

>> No.12447900

>>12445973
>Curved device
>The curved side has a serrated edge
>Jack knows it's for a melon
>That is what he does with it
You couldn't write comedy like this.

>> No.12447934

>>12447900
pisses me off just how fucking stupid that guy is

>> No.12448248

>>12444900
What am I looking at?

>> No.12448260

>>12447362
It's probably thermally stable and bpa free.
Also I think it's Korean, the second dish looks like tteok.

>> No.12448483

>>12444756
But how does he get out?

>> No.12448532

>>12444756
How does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>> No.12448549

>>12447900
What how exactly do you use that thing

>> No.12448643

>>12447900
what really pisses me off is that he couldn't take two seconds to remove the bottom of the watermelon so that it would sit flat

>> No.12448694

>>12444814
As much as I want to hate the shithead kids that do this type of thing, there's something absolutely cathartic about watching this.

>> No.12448749
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>>12444756
how get...uhhhh how get....uhh......out?

>> No.12448757
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>>12445119
actually broke his jaw if i remember correctly.

>> No.12448765

>>12448248
One of the many reasons it takes so god damned long for a woman to be "ready" to go anywhere.

>> No.12448793

>>12448549
flip it around 180deg so you can press it in and make the vertical cuts of the semi-circle - then just go along the edge.

>> No.12448806

>>12444808

I have no idea what this is but holy fuck I want to try it.

>> No.12448826

>>12446032
She's a deformed, not a retarded

rename

>> No.12448869

>>12446026
guys a fucking geniuos

>> No.12448886
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>> No.12448890
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>> No.12448895
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>> No.12448907
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>>12444814
>that frantic 'slipping' at 1:02

>> No.12448925

>>12448886
It amazes me how much people don't know how to use a hotsauce bottle

>> No.12448938

>>12446026
That last one with the poopy diarrhea sauce kills me every time. The presentation looks super nice at first and he just takes a patented Jack shit all over it. There will never be another like him

>> No.12449205

>>12446032
endearing and she's really beautiful in her own way =(

>> No.12449223
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>>12448907

>> No.12449230

>>12448886
I'm Aries and I don't like red peppers that much.
I especially am not a fan of peppers with eggs though.

>> No.12449237

>>12444756
he has to eat all the eggs xddd

>> No.12449246
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>> No.12449263

>>12445973
>>12447900
he sliced his hand doing this shit, there is no one as uniquely retarded as jack

>> No.12449264

>>12446040
C-can I do it with my tongue?

>> No.12449269

>>12449246
>lay a turd in there
>now a biem shit sprayer
>use instead of mace on people you don't like, their furniture, cars, pets, front doors

>> No.12449276

>>12448890
>cancer
LOL

>> No.12449281

>>12446032
Serious question: could she give head without biting your dick off?

>> No.12449289
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>> No.12449297

>>12444814
Shit like this is why we need to bring back corporal punishment in schools

>> No.12449305
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>> No.12449317

>>12444756
Something I've always wanted to know about His Surly Majesty: why does he put the pot of eggs on thr fire at the end?

>> No.12449326

>>12446026
What's his endgame?

>> No.12449336

>>12449276
Watch the pisces one too.
Flowers in your avocado toast
That's some real hipster kitsch mom shit.

>> No.12449342

>>12449246
Why not just make clarified butter and put it in a 50 cent spray bottle?

>> No.12449472

>>12445973
holy shit, that's deeply impressive
profoundly affecting

>> No.12449478

>>12449305
Was that bear shit?

>> No.12449479

>>12446032
perfect tits
beautiful face
adorable
would dump loads of semen into this demon

>> No.12449937

>>12449269
Top post

>> No.12450334
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12450334

>>12444756
behold!

>> No.12451287

>>12448248
wife material

>> No.12451295

>>12448826
she has cerebral palsy

>> No.12451363

>>12444814
what a waste of milk.
I fucking hate vegans.

>> No.12451806

>>12446032
I love Cooking With Cerebral Palsy, I wonder what's wrong with her though

>> No.12451810

>>12444814
I want to see a woman do this.

>> No.12451820

>>12451806
>I wonder what's wrong with her though

She's retarded

>> No.12451852

>>12451806
>I love Cooking With Cerebral Palsy, I wonder what's wrong with her though

Confirmed fucking retard detected. Do you think Cerebral Palsy is her name?

>> No.12451857

>>12444814
ENJOY EXPLAINING THAT SHIT ON CAMERAS DUMB ASSES, REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>> No.12451899

>>12446032
no one would ever give this a second look if it was a man. it's been reposted 5000000 times though.

>> No.12451912

>>12451899
>no one would ever give this a second look if it was a man. i

or a fat chick

or an ugly chick

>> No.12451931

>>12449326
To spite /ck/ for all eternity

>> No.12451934

>>12448938
That jump cut to where it's surrounded by strawberries.

>> No.12451935

>>12449305
>instead of doing your job as a parent buy this goy

>> No.12451941
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>>12449342
>DON'T BUY UNITASKERS

>> No.12452017
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>>12444814
Why?

>> No.12452575

>>12450334
That nigga should put a cloth under his cutting board

>> No.12452792

>>12445956
It's called puff pastry (Blätterteig in German)

>> No.12452940

>>12446032
She's so cute!

>> No.12453050

>>12444814
i hope someone kidnaps this faggot and then uploads videos of him getting tortured.

>> No.12453802

>>12451852
>Woosh~!
Confirmed fucking retard detected. Do you know what a joke is?

>> No.12453870

>>12447465
Made these at home with Ciabatta bread. To die for

>> No.12454001

>>12449246
they made a giant vape for butter?
>>12449269
think it only works with stuff that melts when its warm
>>12449342
clarified butter still turns semi solid if you leave it at room temperature

>> No.12454046
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>> No.12454107

>>12454046
What am I looking at here?

>> No.12454131

>>12454107
Ancient cheese where instead of waxing it, they cover it in animal skin? @

>> No.12454134
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>>12452575
my aunt told me that a few weeks ago

been a godsend

thanks auntie

>> No.12454145

>>12448757
that dude just got out of prision

>> No.12454149

>>12446036
>prehensile
lol nice

>> No.12454217
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>> No.12454232

>>12454217
This is so cute and pure.

>> No.12454244
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>> No.12454255

>>12453802
Not when made by an obviously very agressive deranged individual.

>> No.12454301

>>12454244
Fucking asians got me feeling bad for a bug.

>> No.12454910
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12454910

>>12444814

when the first kid breaks a tooth is hilarious

>> No.12454991

>>12449305
i hate people enough to actually buy this

>> No.12455011

>>12454244
>>12454244

truly fucking subhumans

>> No.12455091

>>12447391
Nice try, zoomer