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Confess thy food sins /ck/

>> No.12468229
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I like Texas Pete.

>> No.12468232

I eat ass

>> No.12468234

me too anon

>> No.12468472
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ive eaten too many not dogs lately and gained 5 pounds.

>> No.12468616

I probably have an eating disorder that i am ignoring

Ive gone through so many diet fads

I dont know why

>> No.12468636

I think Little Ceasars pizza is unironically the best pizza, and it just so happens to be super cheap.

>> No.12468644

i eat the crusted cum spots on my wifes blanket.

>> No.12468656

Lunch is the only meal I eat most of the week. I work in a kitchen, ironically

>> No.12468755

Throwing food away is apart of my job and I hate it so much.

>> No.12468762

Sometimes I cook some specific dish just so I can eat the side that goes along with it

>> No.12468785

I enjoy buying the shittiest dollar general food to see how bad it all really is.

The bologna wasn't half bad, to be honest.
frozen burger tasted like high school caeteria govt food.

>> No.12468788

I eat chocolate meant to be used as cake topping. I buy the 2lb bars to always have chocolate:(

>> No.12468798

I do this all the time. I'll buy a nice ribeye and then be more excited about the baked potato I'm gonna eat with it

>> No.12468804
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For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>> No.12468805

I order Uber Eats like 5 days a week for dinner

>> No.12468854
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nearly 50% of my daily calories comes from peanut butter

>> No.12468866

Yesterday i got food delivered to my house for every meal because i was too lazy to cook

>> No.12468921

i've been living off of several 2 kilo bags of pelmeni for the past month

>> No.12468931

I easily spend over $50 a week on shitty whole foods pizza slices because i tend to go when drunk and need more limes

>> No.12468955

i rarely cook any new recipes out of my comfort zone and current skill set

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More like TURDmeric

>> No.12469021

I wish I could have this problem

>> No.12469035

I quite enjoy frozen pizza for those long after-work days.

>> No.12469171

I can't stop eating foie gras. It's like all my life I've been looking for this flavor and now I want it in everything. I had a fucking foie gras donut last weekend. I don't think that's normal.

>> No.12469177

I have an intense craving right now for Spaghettios and will probably pick up several cans later

>> No.12469184

i put salt on my macaroni salad

>> No.12469190

I legitimately haven't eaten a single thing in 8 days and don't plan on stopping lol

>> No.12469453

That sounds like the most gluttonous thing I could imagine

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>foie gras donut

>> No.12469490

As a dumb kid I did the following food sins that I still cringe with embarrassment over.

I used to dip plain Lay's potato chips in ketchup.
I would dip strawberries in sugar, lick off the sugar, and dip the strawberry back into the sugar.
I would eat kraft mac & cheese with ketchup.
I would eat canned ravioli with canned mushrooms.
I thought that spaghetti-o's and dunk-a-roos tasted so amazing that I would throw fits and tantrums about getting them.

I still feel these sins on back. I ask for forgiveness.

>> No.12469502

I post pol bait on a cooking forum and reply some form of "based" and "pilled" to give myself meaning .

>> No.12469523

I recently discovered fasting and have been going overboard with it

Deep down, I can remember as a kid I never really liked eating
But adolescents have that crazy hunger so I couldnt not eat forever. Then I started intense physical training so I had to eat even more.
Now that I am turning 26, I have rediscovered my disdain for mastication
Good part is I got really fat ever since I stopped working out so thats going away
Bad part: I don't know why i hate eating so much, or why it disgusts me, and I think thats gonna take therapy which I am averse to

>> No.12469526

I have eaten out for the pass 5 days

>> No.12469562


I work in a fine-dining establishment but when I'm at home, I mostly eat hot dogs (no bun) and store made fried chicken.

My home kitchen is also a mess, roughly 80% of the time.

>> No.12469574

I unironically like tofu and you cannot stop me, Father.

>> No.12469673

I cook ranch into my pizza so I can eat the leftovers cold.

>> No.12469692

Went to the USA and didn’t get chickfila

>> No.12469697

I have a Redwall cookbook signed by Brian Jacques right before he died. Never made anything out of it because the recipes all look like a total pain in the ass. I will someday.

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I can't stop eating at cookout, I eat it 4-5 times a week. I get a bacon cheeseburger tray (sometimes a cajun grilled chicken tray) with a cajun wrap and cajun fries on the side and a cheerwine every time.
I'm afriad it's going to kill me

>> No.12469705

based and starvepilled

>> No.12469709

Me too. Is that bad?

>> No.12469710

i get that or the two hotdog tray all the way with a chicken quesadilla and cajun fries, its either the cheewine or sweet tea for me, i'd say we're both in the same boat, brother

>> No.12469716

I worked there a few years ago and it was a huge deal to get everything as cheap as possible. Like while I worked there they changed to cheaper pepperoni and cheese

>> No.12469717

The only thing holding me back from killing myself is my dog. I don't want to leave him at a shelter and I don't have any family or friends to give him to.

>> No.12469726

I have not eaten breakfast in 11 years

I usually eat one massive 2k calorie meal at 7:30 every night

>> No.12469735

based snake diet poster

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>> No.12469992

None of those sound too horrible desu anon. The canned ravioli thing doesn’t sound bad

>> No.12470002

I have eaten yo mama out for the pass 5 days

>> No.12470054

I'm too lazy to look up recipes and usually improv my way through cooking.

>> No.12470062

...so just anything that isn't a dog? You're lucky you haven't gained more weight.

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>> No.12470077

I slipped a hot dose to Anthony Bourdain. Oops.

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>> No.12470097

no you dont

>> No.12470101

how do yiu afford this? what do you get?

>> No.12470110

Girlfriend's mom's fiance just grilled some baller steaks. Slapped it between two slices of his mom's homemade bread with butter. Girlfriend and her sister went *gasp* and acted like I was the asshole.

>> No.12470116

I strongly dislike mushrooms. The texture doesn't sit well with me.

>> No.12470139

Same. I do drink coffee in the morning though

>> No.12470141

I'll take it to the shelter for you

>> No.12470144

Why are you even on this board?

>> No.12470146

Reddit tier humor pls go

>> No.12470147

I eat cold oatmeal.

>> No.12470153

why is a six year old posting on /ck/

>> No.12470154

>I used to dip plain Lay's potato chips in ketchup.
Fries + Ketchup is fine, so I don't see how this is bad.
>I would dip strawberries in sugar, lick off the sugar, and dip the strawberry back into the sugar.
Acceptable if you're a really young kid. Wet cheetos and all that aren't that uncommon.
>I would eat kraft mac & cheese with ketchup.
>I would eat canned ravioli with canned mushrooms.
This is the most shameful one here. Pretty gross desu, I bet you still do it
>I thought that spaghetti-o's and dunk-a-roos tasted so amazing that I would throw fits and tantrums about getting them.
Normal kiddo behaviour

Not that bad anon. Don't beat yourself up too bad

>> No.12470186

I do too. Overnight oats>>>hot oatmeal

>> No.12470207

I'm so sorry that I don't eat fungus you absolute chode.

>> No.12470219

Not my fault you had a typo in your post.

>> No.12470231

Cold pizza is my all time favorite breakfast food,right outta the fridge.Fight me

>> No.12470244

How is that a sin?

>> No.12470259

Are you my boyfriend? Get the hell off 4chan Steven

>> No.12470260 [DELETED] 

That's right, you should be sorry, and you should also kill yourself.

>> No.12470281

That's right, you should be sorry, and you should also kill yourself.

>> No.12470371

Because I like writing long anecdotes on here and people are receptive to them

>> No.12470381

I scoop up a handful or two of chocolate chips to get my fix sometimes. You aren’t alone.

>> No.12470386

My favorite homemade sandwich is tuna salad with two slices of turkey deli meat and an American cheese slice and cheap white bread

>> No.12470399 [DELETED] 

I love all pate. I usually can't find fois gras, but I've enjoyed all other pates I've tried. I like to make my own from chicken liver and freeze chunks of it for later.

>> No.12470403

I think LC is a very good pizza, even compared to 20 dollar ones at actual italian places in LA that normies claim is delicious, but much cheaper and easier to get so I prefer LC.

>> No.12470422

shut up faggot

>> No.12470425

based and mushroompilled

>> No.12470426

It's definitely better than frozen pizza. Every frozen pizza brand is dogshit. LC's lunch combo is incredible

>> No.12470493

I enjoy cold uncooked hotdogs right out of the fridge, with ketchup.

>> No.12470504

They come fully cooked so that you can do that

>> No.12470518

I love crispy chicken skin and can't stop eating it. I went to KFC yesterday and got a total of 10 extra crispy pieces and tore the skin off and ate it. I didn't even eat the meat. With the leftover crumbs, I mixed them into gravy and then mashed potatoes and spread that on a biscuit.

>> No.12470525

Nah, but you should visit the Rickety Stool and Rope Store and an hero yourself, faglord.

>> No.12470536

what in the absolute fuck

>> No.12470548

I forgot to mention it was the buffet. I waited a few minutes and it felt awkward because they never brought out any more extra crispy chicken so I figured they were onto me eating only the skins so I left.

>> No.12470549

Same but I don't count coffee bc I pee it out of my butt

>> No.12470550

just ate White Castle when I was supposed to be on a diet.

>> No.12470556

if they sold buckets of skin only i would always get it

>> No.12470560

Ok the buffet makes more sense actually I might do something like that if I was drunk

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>> No.12470584

I've tasted my own cum and think it's not that bad

>> No.12470649

Screamin' Sicilian.

>> No.12470666

I'm a 30 yr old man and I enjoy pizza lunchables.

Bring back the sauce spreader.

>> No.12470668

I buy food but end up not using it half the time and throwing it away.

>> No.12470716

I make tacos from a seasoning packet far more often than I would like to admit.

>> No.12470727

Are they yours or someone else’s?

>> No.12470730

Forgive me, father, for this evening I not only ate, but served to another Italian sausage with Indian rice, and a tomato-based vegetable stew that would best be described as Irano-Mexican.

>> No.12470733

On rare occasions, I get childhood nostalgia cravings for shit like canned spaghettios/raviolis with a bunch of cheese and hot sauce dumped in it.

>> No.12470736

I can't tell the difference between chain pizza places. People tripping over themselves to call Dominos gross like Pizza Hut and Papa Johns are some sublime thing.

>> No.12470757
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When I first starting living on my own I once made a box of mac and cheese for myself, and I forgot to check before making it if I had any milk left. Turns out I didn't have any and the box called for 1/4 cup of milk and 1/4 cup of butter. The most logical thing would have been to just not make the cheese sauce but I did it anyway, substituting the milk for more butter. I literally ate an entire box of mac and cheese, in one sitting, that contained an entire stick of butter in it. It tasted awful and the cheese sauce was pretty much just cheesy oil and it put me off eating any kind of cheese for a couple months afterward.

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>> No.12470822

I have diagnosed gout, meaning I shouldn't eat: red meat, shellfish, fatty fish like tuna, any organ meat, beer and should avoid soda.
I still eat most of the things on that list and suffer for it. If I don't fix my diet and keep getting flare ups I might have permanent damage to the joints in my feet.
I probably won't fix anything.

>> No.12470935

Fuck off back to facebook, fag

>> No.12471192


>> No.12471222
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If I'm eating spaghetti with tomato sauce at home, and no one else is here, I put cheddar cheese on it instead of parm. I'M NOT SORRY, IT TASTES FUCKING GOOD. I've never done it in front of anyone, though. I hide my shame.

>> No.12471254

I enjiy liver casserole with a large amount of strawberry jam.

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>> No.12471391

worst one itt

>> No.12471400

You don’t have to apologize. Many cheeses go great with pasta. Just like how cheddar tastes good in chili, it’ll taste good in any pasta with a tomato base.

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>> No.12472047

I've just eaten 4 chocolate digestive biscuits and im about to eat number 5

>> No.12472103

I used to put chocolate syrup on my burgers because I saw it in a Scooby Doo movie as a kid.

>> No.12472115

This. I eat breakfast only when I'm visiting my parents for few days, which happens like 2 or 3 times a year.

>> No.12472125

I chew tasty unhealthy stuff to a paste then spit it out in the trash, you get the taste and satisfaction with no calories

>> No.12472130

I dip my freezer nuggies in Kewpie mayo

>> No.12472988

Same. I would sometimes roast a chicken for the potatoes that cook in its fat. I've also hosted a barbecue because I felt like making coleslaw, but didn't want to make a small batch, because I dunno what to do with the rest of the cabbage

>> No.12473113

It's 11am and I'm drinking decaf

>> No.12473315

As much as this site loves to makes fun of the country, Indian food is the best food.

>> No.12473343

how do street shitters have such tasty cuisine?

>> No.12473356

I’ve thought about doing this but I feel that a lot of the satisfaction from eating food that tastes good comes from the feeling of actually swallowing it, maybe it’s some evolutionary thing to prevent us from doing just what you’re describing or maybe I’m just full of shit.

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forgive me father for I have sinned

>been eating like shit for too long
>give in to keto diet fad
>stick to it for a couple days
>feel great now that my body can actually process the food I’m eating
>day 3
>eat bread
>it all comes crashing down from there

I forgot how hard it is to get back on a diet because my body starts to crave all the salty fatty carb-filled shit I’m used to eating. A few months back all the fast food Ive been shoving in my face would be revolting to me but now it’s like crack.

feels bad man

>> No.12473452

i failed my meal prep
i didn't cook enough chickoeas for the week
i didn't cook the meat
i am buying shit at the convenience store

>> No.12473459

I work in a kitchen and barely know how to cook

>> No.12473470

what do you do in the kitchen specifically?
How long have you been there?
Do you feel you’re learning or in over your head?

>> No.12473477

I boil my burgers

>> No.12473499

i make ramen without everything that goes in it, sometimes even without the noodles

>> No.12473547

Started as a dishwasher about 5 years ago and got moved to being a salad/prep cook about 3 months after starting. Recently I got moved up to line cook, I think it was about 8 months ago now.
I do feel like I'm learning, when I started I really didn't know anything about cooking, it's just that I get mentally blocked too easily and seeing these guys who've worked in kitchens all their lives bust out awesome looking dishes just makes me feel like I'm there to pick my ass and chop lettuce.

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Forgive me father, but I ate an entire pizza on my own. I also made a pickle and mayo sandwich and loved it. I also put chips on my sandwich because I like the flavor and crunch it adds. I'm so ashamed.

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>> No.12473563
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I love cheap meat. Canned shit. Smoked shit. Sausages and cheap lunch meat slices. All of it. It's bad for me, I know, but I love them so.

>> No.12473581

pickle and mayo is a very good combo, i eat that every morning

>> No.12473609
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Sometimes I don't snack the way I should..

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i did that this morning, a half slice of sour dough toasted, homemade chick-fil-a sauce, ice berg lettuces, and 2 pickle chips. It was good i might even make another one with the other half slice of bread

>> No.12473779

I’ve drank mouthwash and cooking wine before to get drunk. The mouthwash was better.

>> No.12473802


I once for drink on shao xing wine that was in the kitchen for cooking. I knew it would make me sick, and it tasted so bad I could hardly swallow it but I drank about a litre.

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>> No.12473850

I wish I could say I value my health too much for that, but I've done other things to lower my tolerance to the alcohol to ensure a buzz. Getting liquor hot before drinking seems to improve the effect, and make you taste less of the awfulness of drinking cooking wine.

>> No.12473890

when i was 13yo i went to the store to steal a bottle of vanilla extract to drink, but in my paranoia i accidentally stole mint extract. Me and my buddy tried to drink it anyways... it was bad so we made a mixer with some diet lemon lime soda...then it became really bad and gave us wicked headaches. Also not sure why i felt it necessary to steal a $3 bottle of extract

>> No.12474395

I love Vienna sausages. I grew up poor and eating them floods me with warm nostalgia.

>> No.12474631

have you ever consider suicide?

>> No.12474925

I don't eat cereal anymore. It tends to end up getting all soggy and unappetizing. I've also started to ditch popcorn after almost choking on it.

>> No.12475051

The only good cereal is honey bunches of oats

>> No.12475070

That’s pretty cool, I don’t think the recipes schools be too hard because Redwall was for kids.

>> No.12475251

I go through three gallons of strawberry milk a week. I'm not even a woman

>> No.12475375

I don't eat whole oats, I eat instant oatmeal
I once ate sugar straight out of the jar
I reuse the same tea bag 3 times
The only coffee is drink is instant
Sometimes I'll cook a frozen pepperoni pizza, and then fold it onto itself when it's cooked, created a pizza sandwich
I prefer dinosaur nuggets over any other frozen tendies
I've used a nuwave oven

>> No.12475404

Thank you, Anon.
Not Canadian but I raised in Iowa so maybe a little.
Instead of eating canned ravioli and canned mushrooms I compromise by having freshly made cheese ravioli in a brown butter and mushroom sauce. So, I guess you're right. I do sort of still eat this.

>> No.12475649

I enjoy adding pink salt to boiling water to have it boil faster regardless of sodium content in ramen.

>> No.12475704

When I was little I put ketchup on my pizza

>> No.12475730
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That's fucking disgusting.

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>i wish i could have a colostomy bag attached to my neck

>> No.12476241

>not using water

>> No.12476394

Literally the breakfast if champions

>> No.12476411

There definitely noticable differences but not one is any worse or better then the other. Each chain has its speciality although ill admit my overall favorite is probably papa johns, pizza hut has amazing stuffed crusts, and dominoes makes a mean thin crust

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>> No.12476423

Why the fuck did you not just use water you turbotard

>> No.12476432

Since they gave up their sense of smell due to street shitting, they had to evolve their food to stimulate taste to the extreme since taste and smell are so intertwined.

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I'm laughing so hard I'm about ready to vomit, but yes, spices do well to hide the smell of poo hands and spoiled everything. That's why a lot of cultures stew and curry things to flavored babyfood.

>> No.12476505

>Greased up the burner on stove
>made a grilled cheese by just cooking it straight on the electric burner

Forgive me, father.

>> No.12476520

No confession needed, strawberry milk is very delicious.

>> No.12476543

Yogurt is disgusting to me, the smell and taste makes me gag.

>> No.12476548

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Jacked off on a corpse again.

>> No.12476559

Hey Mark Wiens

>> No.12476564
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imagine the smell

>> No.12476603

I.. I have.. an.. INSTANT POT

>> No.12476686

Mustard sandwich, I'm sorry.

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I only wash my hands before cooking if people can see me

>> No.12478249

What is that like half a fucking jar?

>> No.12478270

Real talk. Why the fuck do people do this? Who thinks "man nothing gets me off more than putting my tongue in your hole where shit comes out of" or "oh baby please tongue the shit out of my anus"?

I'll never understand these fetishes. It seems literally psychotic to me.

>> No.12478375

me too

>> No.12478429

femanon? do you not lick pussy? because the ass hole ain't far behind. shit happens

>> No.12478541

Of course I eat pussy, but that's a generally clean, and contains sexually stimulating nerve endings. Fecal shit poop literally comes out of assholes, and assholes aren't sexual organs. How hard is this to understand?

>> No.12478665

I eat 1 donut almost every day.

>> No.12478689

>He eats pussy

>> No.12478772 [DELETED] 

I cut raw chicken on the same wood cutting board as everything else for that meal without washing it.

>> No.12479081

I love rc cold and pepsi more then coca cola

>> No.12479118

im a vegan but i have lately sinned and eaten some chicken in secret... still vegan but 1 day i just craved it. does this reset my veganism?

>> No.12479130

I'm a vegan but I eat eggs. I figure eggs don't count since snakes and birds eat eggs as well.

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>> No.12479493

If a piece of food falls on the floor, i'll eat it. Unless the food isn't solid or something. That's all I got really. Oh, and I really have an urge to eat unwrapped candy that's fallen on the floor, but I know better

>> No.12479578

>Fecal shit poop
hhahaahaa ha ahh whew

>> No.12479586

I remember moving into a house when I was a kid and I found a bunch of M&Ms in a closet on the ground and I ate them.

>> No.12479597

nice find! I remember finding some sprite in the fridge of a house i moved into. Still tasted good.

>> No.12479645

Assholes are definitely sexual organs, on both Male and Female

>> No.12479904

Asserting it doesnt make it so, sodomite. Go eat some dookey butt

>> No.12479918

I normally go on 3 day alcohol and cocaine benders where I don't eat anything at all and then spend like the next 3 days eating non stop and I think that's why I've actually gained weight with a Coke problem

>> No.12479961

I prefer Aunt Jemimah over maple syrup on my pancakes and waffles

>> No.12479978

I unironically really enjoy eating regular Cheetos (not hot Cheetos or Cheeto puffs or anything) with Oreos ice cream (not cookies and cream, specific Oreo brand icecream)

>> No.12480039

Sometimes I put crackers on a plate, slice extra aged cheddar onto them and microwave and eat them

>> No.12480098

I'm a vegetarian, I used to be a vegan, I think fast food is fine, I like avocados, I like most of the sauces you guys call memes.

>> No.12480453

Ms Butterworth or GTFO desu

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i want to bash your brains right-the-fuck in

>> No.12480840

I purposely use my vegetarian roommates cutlery and chopping boards when making meat based dishes
and put them back without cleaning them only wiping anything off with a dry cloth that would get me caught.

>> No.12480849

That's just unsanitary as fuck

>> No.12480884

You bet your ass its unsanitary

>> No.12481179 [DELETED] 

I remember finding a chocolate chip on the kitchen floor as a kid around 5 years old as I was leaving the house with my mom. I picked it up and ate it, but it turned out to be a piece of cat food. I was too embarrassed to admit I had just put a piece of cat food in my mouth, so I ate it pretending to enjoy it. My mom was probably laughing her ass off on the inside but didn't say anything to me about it.

>> No.12481198 [DELETED] 

I returned to my shared apartment in college only to find out that the leasing company housed me with 2 niggers. When I opened the fridge it was full of rotting produce, moldy pizza in the box, and bugs. I confronted them, but they didn't really care. My white roommate and I cleaned everything up, and luckily they didn't pull that shit again.

>> No.12481251

I've tried every type of steak, with marination and no marination and I still prefer Well Done steak with ketchup.

>> No.12481266

As a form of self torture i added mayo to my ramen noodles and its been haunting my stomach ever since

>> No.12481290

just gorge and purge, works for me

>> No.12481370
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I tried to make homemade yogurt and gave my whole family a food poisoning

>> No.12481409

the last time i paid more than $15 for a restaurant meal was 2010.

>> No.12481766

I enjoy barbecue sauce pineapple bacon pizza.

>> No.12481773

I ate a few sugar cookies a few hours ago even though I said I wouldn't because I'm dieting. Yes I'm fat.

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>> No.12481787

i like Bananas dipped in ketchup

>> No.12481996

I work the award winning foodtruck in lesbiansville virginia. I hate everyone and the poser truck the most. If I had my way I'd pitfight lesbians in maga hats.

>> No.12482143
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i dumpster dive a lot

>> No.12482181

i ah helkped the enemie and now my family no longer exists and well they dint die happly ither idk
im tyred i want to go home but the aliens woulnt let me die now soo im trully at a lost

>> No.12482209

I mash potatoes in a mortar and pestle.

>> No.12482219

The secret to my mac and cheese is a can of Campbell's cream of cheddar stirred into the sauce but I'll never admit it to anyone I know. Sounds trashy

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>> No.12482549

I put salami and a bit of olive oil on frozen pizza and then bake it

>> No.12482652 [DELETED] 

Sounds like a good way to make a frozen pizza taste better.

>> No.12482670

I made biscuits and gravy with over 1lb of sausage and multiple pillsbury biscuits(10)

I ate it all and entered a 16 hour food coma

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>> No.12483159

Who are you?

>> No.12483166

I live a 5 minute drive from Del Ray lol, no idea what food truck you're talking about though

>> No.12483172

I regularly buy too much food, and let it spoil in my fridge because I'm too lazy to cook it.

>> No.12483197

I only like green bananas. I hate the taste of ripe ones outside of baked goods.

>> No.12483442

Wolfe? Is that you?

>> No.12483576

For the last three months, my diet has gone down the drain and I've ate so much pizza that I can't even count it on my fingers. I'm not a fat slob, I'm skinnyfat as it is atm, but I was weak and hate myself for it. Now I'm looking to change that and will trim that fat in no time thanks to working my ass off during the summer every single day.

>> No.12483634

I can only eat cereal dry, I stopped drinking milk when I was a kid but I still like cereal so I'll just eat it plain. People give me shit for it but I don't give a fuck

>> No.12483653

Neither should you, but how can you eat them dry? I like my cereal crunchy, but a bit softened by either milk or yogurt. Can't eat them dry at all.

>> No.12483678

People always ask that, "well how can you eat it dry?" I guess it's just been so long that I've grown used to it, I like crunchy stuff too so dry cereal is pretty much right up my alley.

>> No.12483694

So it's the different strokes for different folk kinda deal, eh? Aight, you do you bud.

>> No.12483698

Im addicted to shitposting. I drop into threads and take quotes at random and underline them all with
>Do Americans..?
and many more. I want to stop but its the third best (You) farming technique Ive found

>> No.12483757

I go to KFC just to buy the gravy

>> No.12483786

Occasionally I say "Americans... So strange..." except I'm American.
I just like making fun of flyovers for their shitty food hahahahahahahahaha.

>> No.12483836
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Why live in pain for the rest of your life, once you start experimenting with different foodstuffs you will see what a world of flavor you were missing. Don't destroy yourself anon, you can still indulge yourself just in new ways.

For example I used to think all Asians were skeletal or fat, now I know.

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Why are these sins?

Son I eat an entire pizza every time I order plus sides and that is nothing compared to my college years.

Pickle mayo is best base for a sandwich, add crumbled feta cheese, pitted sliced black olives and some sweet tomatoes and you got my favourite sandwich.

Also a mayo and chip sandwich is staple in England.

(in case you were wondering this is normal stuff for my group of acquaintances, most of us aren't overweight either)

>> No.12484109

Chicken tenders and strawberry applesauce as the dip is so fucking good

>> No.12484123

>mayo and chip

Usually salad cream, not mayo. And crisps not chips. Unless you mean a chip butty. Not a staple though, more something working class kids eat.

Nothing wrong with pickles in a sanger though.

>> No.12484130

I'm heading to Jollibee for the first time in an hour. I drove over 500 miles for this.

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>> No.12484294

I like Subway's fake bread smell.

>> No.12484325

I have once lived a whole week off only beer and ass.

>> No.12484371

I used my spatula to cleave in two a poo that wouldn't flush. I still cook with it

>> No.12484488

I hate olives, I feel bad because of the baby palate meme but I just hate the weird meatiness and brininess

>> No.12484518

Are you the Mexican that taught me to prep cook?

>> No.12485277

this is a good post

>> No.12485281

Nope, purebred Slav here that these days only lives off red meat, zywieck and camels.

>> No.12485317

I like olives but I can understand this. They are better complimenting other foods than by themselves

>> No.12485700

Did he died

>> No.12485926

I haven't realy cooked for quite some time.
My diet is pretty bad, I don't hit my macros and gained 2 kg over the last two months, 58 kg now.
My diet mainly consists of:
>Nutella toast
>pasta/pizza (free pizza at work)
>lean cottage cheese with fruit
>orange juice
There are more toxic chemicals than food in my fridge.

>> No.12485949

That's delicious

>> No.12485958

>tfw I often cook, quite varied things too
>but generally quite hearty, lots of meat, lots of carbs, lots of dairy
>still fat
a-at least I'm healthily fat r-right guise?

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>I have rediscovered my disdain for mastication

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I take swigs of Worcestershire from the fridge
I mix bread crumbs and American cheese into instant ramen

>> No.12486356

i ate an entire bowl of peanut butter once

then i ran out

so i ate a bowl of butter

>> No.12486582

I like to cut a hot dog horizontally into thin discs so it's like I have a bunch of tiny bologna slices, then I fry them in a pan with a little butter to make them nice and crispy. And to add an extra crunch factor, I pour some plain Cheerios on top of my plate while I eat them.

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I put sriracha on anything I can get away with, I've been addicted to the stuff for years.. Eggs for breakfast, can of beans or can of 'dines for a snack, any delivery, and most anything you'd cook for dinner. Salad? Sriracha is a 0 calorie salad dressing. If it's not sweet, I'll probably put some sriracha on it. (yes I know Sriracha is sweet itself, however I don't frost cakes with it) The stuff tends to lose flavor over time, I go through bottles fast enough mine do not.

If I had a purse I'd carry a bottle around with me.

(Fuck I posted this in the wrong thread and wasted some sweet quads)

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I despise their sauce, so I am not a fan of their pizza, but holy shit I love pic related. 5 buck god tier choice.

>> No.12487152

I have garlic bread in the oven

>> No.12487154

i will buy a dozen donuts for the office, but i always buy an extra dozen that i keep in my car for myself.

>> No.12487161

I love spam and I eat straight sauce

>> No.12487164

its your own house just cook the side

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>> No.12487368

Damn son. Why

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when i have leftover curry i will always eat it for breakfast

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>> No.12487381

Exactly, working class is staple, and I did mean the mayo and chip although crisps are a perfectly acceptable alternative.

>> No.12487389

I don't suck the head.
I put banana peppers on vanilla icecream
I regularly overcook my steaks by accident despite my best efforts
I eat so slow sometimes I have to microwave my meals several times before I finish them
I rarely go into meal preparation with a plan
I'm broke so all my ingredients are substandard
I use meat sometimes as late as a week after the printed expiration
I have a carton of eggs in my fridge over a month old
That I have been eating the past few days

>> No.12487397

>weak stomach, feel terrible
>skip next meal

>> No.12487398

Anon, I...

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>> No.12487416

yo homie you ok there bud?

>> No.12487886

i drink coffee creamer more than i actually use it in my coffee

>> No.12487948

>I eat so slow sometimes I have to microwave my meals several times before I finish them

This blows my mind, I am the opposite and eat too fast

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>> No.12489136

Best doujin

>> No.12489221

Between this or louisiana, the cheap shit hot sauce often rivals the expensive specialty kinds imo

>> No.12489228

Same. Every time they're on sale for a dollar I get five of them and eat them when I get too drunk to make real food. The red stick is a choking hazard for little fucks that don't know not to eat it. Just use the pepperonis as a sauce spreader tool.

>> No.12489471

Go back to the Farm Null.

>> No.12490146

prepare yourselves anons

Pesto is the best condiment on toast, but any are fine
Black pudding should be essential on full English breakfasts
Streaky bacon and pancetta/lardons are the only types of bacon that should exist
Poached eggs taste better with jalapeño-green Tabasco sauce
Peri-peri cuisine is incredibly overrated
Poached eggs are amazing on pizza
Toasted bread is better when seeded
Grapefruit juice is amazing
Cranberry juice is amazing
Pineapple juice is shit
Pineapple as a whole is overrated
Chips should be mandatory with mayonnaise along with ketchup (but only if the mayonnaise is Heinz)
Beans on toast is horrible
Oysters are horrible
Tomato and basil soup taste better with balsamic vinegar and Parmesan
Linguine is better than spaghetti

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not my sin but a good friend of mine mixed oatmeal with canned tuna

>> No.12490197

I can't stop putting msg in literally everything I make

>> No.12490924

You might be healthy now, but all the fat strains your body and makes you unhealthy over time.
58 kg put me at an BMI of 21, wich is still well within the healthy range.
I suggest you better lose that weight if you want to stay healthy, eat less and work out more.

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I can't eat regular pizza anymore.

>> No.12490976

Why is a bottle of soap (?) on your desk?

>> No.12491279

What do you find it to enhance most?

>> No.12492423

Oh you sweet summer child

>> No.12492834

No, seriously what is it for?
Is it to whipe away cum-stains or something?

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>not eating the hot n spicy mcchicken

>> No.12492904

steak sandwich is king tier

>> No.12493005

my shitty mcdonalds only carries the hot n spicy, I wish they would carry the original

>> No.12493031

My shitty mcds only carries the regular. Can we swap

>> No.12493089

Veganism is no religion, it's not like some secret council will smite you. Set the rules to yourself.
If you do it for the environment, there will be nothing wrong with eating meat rarely.
If you do it for the diet and trying to be more considerable with food, there is also nothing wrong with eating a little meat.
If you do it because you think consuming animals is wrong, i guess it could be called wrong.

>> No.12493093

Just accept that you are Vegetarian then

>> No.12493097

I mashed up red kidney beans with peanut butter, salt and vinegar. Then I stirred it into some spaghetti and called it Legumenese.

>> No.12493105

>I purposefully use my roommates toothbrush to brush my nails and put them back without cleaning them only wiping anything off with a dry cloth that would get me caught
This isn't even about the meat or him being vegan, you're just an unsanitary dickhead

>> No.12493242

Sometimes I eat my own cum and precum when I'm really horny. Doesn't even taste bad, just salty.

>> No.12493266

Ate a mcvalue family box for dinner tonight

>> No.12493272
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chicken royale is orgasm in a sandwich

>> No.12493279

im 300lbs

>> No.12493392

I like the impossible burger better than any other burger except the filet o fish

>> No.12493398

I ate 360 calories of chocolate in one sitting than threw the rest of the 5$ bar away

>> No.12493401

How is he unsanitary when he's doing it on purpose to fuck with his roommate?

>> No.12493404

One of my favorites too but I can't help that it taste like soap or some shit every time.

>> No.12493419

>300 lbs
Seriously, lose weight.

>> No.12493422

Sounds like he's gonna make it

>> No.12493427

I actually go out of my way to get it and can't go back to meat burgers. Also ditched cheese. I still like ketchup and mayo though

>> No.12493625
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i went for a walk

>> No.12493644
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Bratwurst tastes best with spicy brown mustard and pressurized cheese from a can.

>> No.12493788

It's not soap retard it's lotion and anon uses it while fapping to sombra r34

>> No.12493805

>Cut raw chicken
>Just wipe off the knife lol
>Roommate uses same knife to cut veggies which he then eats raw
it's cross-contamination 101 anon

>> No.12493846

Is there are multiple "confess" faggots across all boards or is it the power of a single autist?

>> No.12493918
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>be me
>live with parents *i buy my own meals
>food addiction
>buy food to pig out on while they are at church
>for whatever fucking reason they don't go to church
>they're literally just sitting in the dining room on their phones right now
>in my room seething that i can't have an orgasmic meal to myself without judgement

>> No.12494047

if i show up with just half of a box, it's obvious that i ate a bunch of the donuts. i show up with a full box and get credit for being generous like santa claus and i don't stress about everyone taking my favorite donuts, because i have my own private box of my faves in the car.

>> No.12494205

Why use lotion to fap?

>> No.12494274

I don't give a shit about cooking. Every couple weeks/months I pick a random board to shitpost on because I don't like shitting up my main board (/g/). This month's pick is /ck/

>> No.12494323

whenever someone says "wow this chicken/turkey is so juicy" like it's a good thing i want to cave in their stupid faggot skull because bird meat tastes better dry
why the fuck would i want to bite in to meat to discover an excess of water and grease fuck you

>> No.12494332

going for a walk =/= exercise

>> No.12494343

i like to eat a small part of the ingredients that i prepare my food with. i love bouillon cubes (especially the seafood variety). i also like to eat raw bacon and raw honey marinated chicken. although clearly i can't eat lots of those.

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>> No.12494430

just stop for gods sake

>> No.12494469

What is the point of using lotion?
It probably makes a mess...

>> No.12494612
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What do you use?

>> No.12494649
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femanon? do you not understand how masturbation works? the lotion is the least messy part

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Pretty much the only cocktail I drink is whiskey sour.
I kinda feel like I've wasted some pretty good booze on a very basic cocktail in my time, but it really tasted better that way.

Am I retarded guys? What other cocktails would you recommend if I like the taste of whiskey sour?

I don't wanna keep ordering it, I'm afraid it'll lose it's magic for me.

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GF is vegan (not preachy), but I think she kinda expects me to change over someday.

I did say I was considering it, maybe vegetarianism at least since I do care about the environment and well, there are supposed to be health benefits to plant based diets, but I realized that I love meat and dairy way more than I thought.

>> No.12495794

I chop onions way too small.
By the time I'm done, it's essentially a liquid paste made of onion rather than actual bits of onions.
I cannot bring myself to end this habit. I just fucking like cutting onions for what ever reason.

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