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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>>12485234

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>> No.12485252

>>12485243

That's not a wemb, it's a webbum. You can't trick me. You too, Mr. >>12485234. I've got my eye on you.

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somewhat threadly reminder that our 4cc team returns to action in a months time in the summer cup.

if you have any changes you would like to see made to our team (players, music, aesthetics) or would like to help out in the running of the team hit me up.

>what is this
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ
>everything you need to know about our team
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/

>> No.12485291

>>12485288
I want you to learn how to play gud.

>> No.12485324
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>>12485291
rude

well there is not that much room to improve after winter but i will try anyway

>> No.12485327

>>12485288
- Ja/ck/ player
- /pol/ chef
- /fit/izen chi/ck/en poster

>> No.12485329

>>12485251
Homo demon

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>> No.12485339

>>12485288
>>12485324
>>12485327
pi/ck/le

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>> No.12485512

>>12485327
>please god no
>no
>actually a good idea, but how do you encompass all of /fit/'s /ck/ posting in a single player?

>> No.12485521

>>12485512
>how do you encompass all of /fit/'s /ck/ posting in a single player?

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>>12485512
>>12485521
forgot the webm

>> No.12485531

>>12485243
How do the eggs break out of the man without leaving all of him?

>> No.12485545

>>12485327
I second the request for ja/ck/

>> No.12485551

All of these were in the last thread. This is boring.

>> No.12485561

>>12485545
I third the request for no jack shit.

>> No.12485567

>>12485551
Now you know how it feels browsing /wg/.

>> No.12485571

>>12485567

But I didn't want to know that.

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>>12485567
>Now you know how it feels browsing /tv/.
FTFY

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>> No.12485635

>>12485625
Someone should send him that. He was a football player before he became a chef.

>> No.12485638
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>> No.12485639

>>12485524
I feel compassion for anything held in captivity like this, I would still enjoy it's juicy flesh without second thoughts though.
I hope one day someone no country's my forehead and enjoys my juicy flesh, though I know I will probably live to a ripe old age of 53 before the climate change fookin kills everyone.

>> No.12485648

>>12485625
I don't know why but these are my favorite ck wembs

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>>12485635
just do it
@ him on the twitters or something


>>12485648
because they are good

>> No.12485659

>>12485243
Was the Fort built around him?

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>>12485654
>just do it
I don't have a twitter, or else I would do it.
Can you imagine the amount of rage posting here he would engage in if he came here and read some of the posts?

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>> No.12485828

>>12485524
Is being so swole you can't even wipe your ass a common problem?

>> No.12485839
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>>12485828
DYEL?

>> No.12485849

>>12485839

I love this guy, he is super cheese. What the fuck is he cooking though, a dinosaur?

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>> No.12485868

>>12485839
>>12485849
yeah I'm gonna need to know what that is.

>> No.12485923

>>12485868
it's in the filename idiot.

>> No.12485944

>>12485731
This movie was dumb, but I appreciated it.

>> No.12485952

>>12485868
fucking retard

>> No.12485973

lol it's so random, just like in 2005

PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI hahaha

love you guys

>> No.12485983

>>12485952
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12485985

>>12485251
this kills the frog

>> No.12485986

>>12485985

No, he's just having a sleep. Inside out. And in a pan.

>> No.12485994

>>12485251
fucking soulless chinks

>> No.12486015

>>12485394
i really fucking hate koreans

>> No.12486021
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>>12486015
Please don't be racist.

>> No.12486029

>>12486015
based

>> No.12486032

>>12486021
when will they try American BBC?

>> No.12486035
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>>12486032
*BBQ
Fixed that for you.

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>>12485983

>> No.12486052

>>12486037
man I wish i had some shit like this as a kid

>> No.12486057

>>12486021
>please don't be racist
asians are the most racist race though?
https://livestreamfails.com/post/52084

>> No.12486061

>>12486035
Korean whores sure love American meat.

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yuro diet.

>> No.12486451

>>12485852
that's the stupidest fucking thing I've seen.

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>> No.12486575

>>12485330
Why did he orient it that way, only to too slowly try to orient it back? If he'd just slid it out, banked it to just before it started slipping, then flipped it in a single motion, there would have been no problem. At the start, it looked like that was what he was going to do.

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>>12485243

>> No.12486715

>>12486697
It's to bad this poor man died. Save this webm in his honor. it may be low quality but this egg man has always given his customers the best quality food. I ate there many times before his passing RIP egg king

>> No.12486729

>>12486575
Should have just sandwiched it between two grates and flipped it that way.

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>> No.12486735

>>12486729
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he didn't have more grates. He's already using two smaller ones instead of one larger as is.

>> No.12486736

>>12486729
that guy you responded to seemed mad, like someone hurt him.

>> No.12486743

>>12486733
If try it but I'm sure it's nothing special.

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>>12486743
And I'm sure they are asking like $40.00 for the plate of three.

>> No.12486810

>>12486745
I would laugh, shake my head, and walk away plus no tip.

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>> No.12486864

>>12486849
who ever made this webm needs help and was probably hurt by someone.

>> No.12486870

>>12486849
source

>> No.12487149

>>12485524
This is you on Baki

>> No.12487163

>>12486870
Probably Chinese or something

>> No.12487204

>>12485394
soulless insects for ya

>> No.12487230

>>12486733
>that will be 30$plus tax plus tip

Quail eggs suck

>> No.12487253

>>12486057
Two Wongs don't make it right.

>> No.12487260

>>12486849
Incel fantasy.

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>>12485394

>> No.12487276

>>12485839
Eh, there's not many kinds of meat I wouldn't eat but the presentation just makes this look awful.

>> No.12487281

>>12485251
Pretty based
I hate frogs

>> No.12487527

>>12485524
BEEFCAKE

>> No.12487654

>>12486715
Where?

>> No.12487677

>>12485394
Why don't you Americans just hold the can's opening over your mouth without sealing it to create a vacuum? There's no reason to make an extra hole.

>> No.12487804

>>12485245
never seizes to make me cry

>> No.12487808

>>12485234
That dad has some rockin'-ass hair

>> No.12487838

>>12485839
Subscribe to candito training.

>> No.12487850

>>12485251
>japs
Nevermind, this is pretty based! I love this website, how do I upvote this post?

>> No.12487892

>>12486037
I'm glad that the kid has rich parents and friends, but at the same time i pitty him.
Jesus Christ this gives me a heart attack just looking at it

>> No.12487898

>>12486559
Both are equally disgusting, but while the guy on the left deserves a punch the guy on the right just needs a hug

>> No.12487907

>>12487898
The right was staged.

>> No.12487920

>>12486422
>eating the garnish

>> No.12487930

>>12486745
He's not wrong

>> No.12487937

I'm in gookland ck, show me some webamnida so I an go to the location and time stamp videos

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>> No.12488099

>>12488068
What triggers me the most is that she's standing while eating and holding the plate in her hand

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>>12485330

>> No.12488135

>>12488068
If she puts that in her mouth imagine what she puts up her vagina.

>> No.12488141

>>12488135
not your dick like any other girl :^)

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>>12488135
>>12488099

>> No.12488159

>>12488151
what is the liquid in the glass? is this some kind of weird asian fondue?

>> No.12488161

>>12485251
I mean frogs legs are perfectly fine, why does having an animal slowly dying on your plate affect the fucking flavour at all?

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>>12487937
How're you going to manage that?

>> No.12488189

>>12488172
antibiotics?

>> No.12488234

>>12485852
Why the fuck is this not just called fried tofu? Vegan fish? Fucking what? If you want to make it fishy at least use some seaweed like wakame or nori.

And those hand gestures are like the epitome of the "please like me" kid.

>> No.12488244

This is the worst thread ever

>> No.12488249

>>12488244

It's almost identical to the last one.

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>>12485234
>Here is your septic shock bro

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>>12485373
excellent

>> No.12488285

>>12485852
>vegan "Same shit, different presentation" dish 34950

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>>12486849

>> No.12488347

>>12488292
Holy shit, the wind up punch at 0:19 where he simultaneously hits one in the face and gets another one with the elbow. That's some jackie chan shit, I was expecting them to flail away furiously rubbing their noses.

>> No.12488356

>>12485394
have fun with those little aluminium splits

>> No.12488377

>>12488292
that's good shit

>> No.12488444

>>12485394
its breddy cute

>> No.12488446

>>12488263
It's like marinating chicken in a dream

>> No.12488534

>>12488446
this keke

>> No.12488588

>>12485852
mask guy looks like he was trying his best to look gay, but he still paled in comparison with the tattoos guy

>> No.12488731

>>12488446
Wew, I never thought of that, but you're totally right, dream mechanics are really all just non-newtonian. Huh.

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>>12485330

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>> No.12488887

>>12488857
why did they do this

>> No.12488893

>>12488887
to make amerimutts mad
>muh big mac being wasted oh no!

>> No.12488904

>>12488893
RENT FREE

>> No.12488906

>>12488887
Probably gonna feed a gator or something.

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>>12488857

>> No.12488918

>>12488907
this guy stonie or w/e his name is is a fake. he always uses large cups to spit away the food.

>> No.12488922
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>>12488918
You got any proof to back up that outrageous and false claim?

>> No.12488931

>>12488922
even in this clip you can see he is using dark liquid or cola to hide the debris he spits out and drinks just the liquid as he is doing that. man, this guy is outrageously fake and not fooling me.

>> No.12488934

>>12488931
So you have no proof. Thanks for playing.

>> No.12488944

>>12488934
you have no proof that hes a fake, yw.

>> No.12488951

>>12488944
Right, there's no proof that he's a fake. I'm glad we agree.

>> No.12488956

>>12488931
wtf are you talking about

>> No.12488964

>>12488956
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

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>>12488956
Matt Stonie is a fake. LA Beast is a chad.

>> No.12488975

>>12488964
Don't you have something better to do, Shoenice?

>> No.12488991

>>12488964
Lol nice try loser

>> No.12488998

>>12488991
>samefaggin this hard

>> No.12489004

>>12488964
He doesn't sound mad at all. You genuinely have aspergers

>> No.12489014

>>12489004
You sound hurt, did someone mad you?

>> No.12489017

>>12485330
retard

>> No.12489025

>>12489014
inability to accurately assess emotion is a quality of autism fren

>> No.12489048

>>12488159
it's just beer. it makes the centipede go into a shock and release all the air inside it with great pressure.

>> No.12489052
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>>12485839
he is cooking an Emo, as pictured.

>> No.12489057

>>12488159
Apparently it's very hot cooking oil.

>> No.12489059

>>12489048
it's actually warm vegetable oil

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>>12488820
at least he tried his best

>> No.12489072
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>>12488931

>> No.12489074

>>12489067
Cement trowels are very versatile.

>> No.12489078

>>12488931
The amount of liquid in the cup decreases every time he drinks from it.

>> No.12489314

>>12489014
Lol stfu

>> No.12489605

>>12488172
If you or the webm tells me where it is, as long as it's not too rural, I can use my cell phone and a sticky note.

Everyone legitimately looks the same here by the way, with the occasional kdrama tier dark skinned thug gook.

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>>12489605
I'll be fucking amazed if you manage to Sherlock Holmes the location of any of these webums, I have no idea where most of them are from.

>> No.12489842

>>12489067
Is this the slav bee guy?

>> No.12490110

>>12485638
what a fucking hassle

>> No.12490114
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>>12485852
This is one of the gayest and most reddit things I have ever watched.

>> No.12490121

>>12485291
>>12485324
Actual people are playing? the games I thought you guys were just pitting AI against AI.

>> No.12490124

>>12490121
The coaches decide formations, what players to run, and can adjust tactics during the game. There's obviously quite a bit of randomness due to the AI but there is a reason why you have shitty teams like /ck/ who never win and amazing teams like /mlp/ who always win.

>> No.12490127

>>12486057
Based gooks.

>> No.12490128

>>12488918
Please be gay, or just don't have kids. The world doesn't need more idiots.

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>>12487677
Because that's just pouring a beer into your mouth, *and* it's slower than shotgunning because air is trying to exit from the same hole the beer is coming out from.

>There's no reason to make an extra hole.
The point of the hole is to let air escape. Same reason you poke two holes in canned broth or other canned liquids when you pour them out.

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>>12488446
>>12488263

>> No.12490151

>>12488172
How do you even buy things at a stand like that? You tell the person that you want 3 pounds of chicken feet and they reach over everything and bag it for you?

>> No.12490157

>>12490145
That's just the right cat for this medieval recipe:
>>12478357

>> No.12490166

>>12488135
Centipedes? It's more likely than you think.

>> No.12490172

>>12485245
neat

>> No.12490547

>>12488068
jESUS CHRIST what the hell is this shit

>> No.12490567

>>12488068
MOAR

>> No.12490909

How can I make webms on a mac? I have a few I would like to make.

>> No.12490914

>>12490909
Run Windows.

>> No.12490917

>>12490914
No.

>> No.12491211

>>12490909
Run Linux.

>> No.12491330

>>12485524
Is this a beef cow or some kind of show cow?

>> No.12491412

>>12491330
It's a /fit/ cow

>> No.12491454

>>12486849
Is that a kfc?

>> No.12491496

>>12488974
Holy guacamole are those raw eggs?

>> No.12491510

>>12491496
Yes, the best nutrition is in the shell.

>> No.12491513

>>12491496
yeah

>> No.12491555

>>12489782
I think that is what the universe is like. Where it expands and everything gets farther apart.

>> No.12491570
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>>12488292
The absolute state they leave their table in

>> No.12491593

>>12488974
>>12491496
bone gainz baby!

>> No.12491643

>>12490124
last I heard /mlp/ have 5 or 6 full-time managers that put decisions to a panel, because they're a bunch of autistic min-maxxing tryhards.
then you get small teams who only have 1 manager who shows up only half the time or are just in it for the drunk/high lulz.

>> No.12491687 [DELETED] 

>>12485234
Those are some good-looking pajeets, not gonna lie.

>> No.12491710

>>12488974
Nigga finna slice his esophagus.

>> No.12491713

>>12489782
I'll probably find something similar if I can't get hanguel or a good search out of these. But I will try my friend.

>> No.12491734

>>12491643
McChicken will goal again! Have faith. Statistically the min-max theory was proven wrong many years ago.

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>>12486697

>> No.12491937

>>12486015
Koreans and Thais are the most based asians

>> No.12491969

>>12489004
Based

>> No.12492100

>>12486422
gwyneth really lost her mind after calling out Weinstein

>> No.12492172

>>12486021
>Koreans struggling to drink booze
they have the highest stomach cancer rate because they're rampant drunks

>> No.12492196

>>12491330
it's a Belgian Blue.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Blue

>> No.12492241

>>12490110
Yeah but it's worth it. From looking at the brand, its probably 20 month old parmesan reggiano.

>> No.12492289

>>12490547
Cannibalism

>> No.12492339

>>12490151

Yep thats basically it.

>> No.12492393

>>12485603
Why is he constantly looking from side to side?

>> No.12492427

>>12485625
Has a real professional soccer player ever scored a goal in one of these before or since?

>> No.12492468

>>12485731
Sandra Bullock was in Judge Dredd?

>> No.12492475

>>12492468
No, she was in the prequel.

>> No.12492489

>>12492475
There's a prequel?

>> No.12492635

>>12492241
you sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12492668

>>12492172
Soju has no flavor, unlike vodka it could literally be water. That is why they are drunks. American alcohol tastes so fucking bad.

>> No.12492719
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>>12492393

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>>12486021
>>12485394

>> No.12492734

>>12492722
Surely they could have just spread their eyelids open with their own fingers. The way they went about this was very disturbing. I don't think I will sleep well tonight.

>> No.12492741

>>12485524
Is this wagyu

>> No.12492793

>>12492734
Fag

>> No.12492897

>>12485639
It wont kill you that quickly anon, not if youre a fag

>> No.12492972

>>12485394
koreans are the perfect autism race

>> No.12493001

>>12486849
that title, every time

>> No.12493011

>>12488151
why the fuck do chinks eat with their mouths open? absolutely disgusting

>> No.12493012

>>12493001
how else would it be related to /ck/? stupid cunt

>> No.12493026

>>12489782
>still posting this shit webm in current year
that garbage cg hurts to look at

>> No.12493029

>>12491926
that's not the surly king

>> No.12493032

>>12485234
>literally no food safety
>handling money while making food
yep that's India

>> No.12493121

>>12488151
>>12488068
Who is she? This girl is so cute

>> No.12493245

>>12492241
yeah ill rather just buy Kraft from the supermarket instead

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>> No.12493342

>>12490909
Throw it in ffmpeg if you're handy with the terminal.
ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -ss 00:00:10.000 -to 00:00:20.000 -c:v libvpx -crf 10 -b:v 500K -vf scale=640:-1 -an output.webm

>> No.12493382

>>12485839
Nigga just pulled out a whole ass t rex

>> No.12493464

>>12485251
No wonder these fuckers allied themselves with the nazis. America should've kept nuking them out of existence.

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>> No.12493493

>>12485245
Open mouth

>> No.12493501
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>> No.12493548

>>12488263
>how do I sound as smart as possible about cornstarch

>> No.12493582

>>12486021
I share these people's opinion.
I don't get whiskey, it's just bitter. The only interesting part is that it slightly burns. But I don't see what's so good about that either.
It seriously just tastes like medicine.

>> No.12493640

>>12485234
Disgusting, street food, bare hands, people, newspaper ink contamination.

>> No.12493662

>>12490110
Use tool grade steel wire.

>> No.12493680

>>12485245
:O

>> No.12493691

>>12486559
Are either of these available with sound?

>> No.12493695

>>12490145
absolute fucking unit

>> No.12493702

>>12493548
>REEEEEE
>STOP HAVING FUN

>> No.12493736

>>12492468
>>12492489
This is probably bait, but the movie is Demolition Man.

>> No.12493920

>>12493548
based brainlet

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>>12493736
Not bait, thanks

>> No.12493948

>>12493011
Conspicuous consumption. Having food is very prestigious in China so they show off that they're eating some.

>> No.12493970

241 / 61 / 112 / 1

sad

but I'm also not gonna contribute lol

>> No.12494035

>>12488588
its obviously a woman

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12494241

>>12492722
whew...my sides, on /ck/ of all places

>> No.12494253

>>12485234
use a whisk asshole

>> No.12494333

>>12485251
>how to get parasites, a short guide
Where are these frogs coming from? They are probably filled with all sorts of nasties.

>> No.12494619

>>12488907
How is it dudes like this are thin

>> No.12494660

>>12494619
They don't eat like that every day. And I would imagine that the body is not capable of deriving anywhere near full nutrition from a meal like that. It just passes back out.

>> No.12494683

>>12494619
It's called lifting. Look into it.

>> No.12494685

>>12493501
Not gay but that actually looks pretty good

>> No.12494877

>>12493582
You put a splash of water in until it's at the level that it doesn't burn and you can actually taste it.

>> No.12495081

>>12485731
Why is Grimes selling rat burgers in the future?

>> No.12495188

>>12493925
>>12492468
>He doesn't know how to use the three seashells

>> No.12495273

>>12485852
Imagine being such an attention-seeking faggot that you wear a helmet in the kitchen just to ensure people are looking at you.
>woman
Oh yeah, that makes sense.

>> No.12495350

>>12492241
Still, why not just use a bigger knife?

>> No.12495373

>>12493582
What whisky's have you tried?

>> No.12495690

>>12493582
You probably are tasting cheaper whiskies. Aim for a best for your dollar whiskey instead.
you probably are not used to higher proof alcohol, so it comes off as too much of a shock to you and overpowers everything. I don't know how to get past this part without just drinking liquor until it doesn't taste horrible.

>> No.12495709

>>12485253
LOL ROFLMAO

>> No.12495738

>>12495350

I was wondering why he didn't use a wire myself, but I guess it's a traditional Italian thing.

>>12490110
Do you think that cheese is made in slices? Someone or something had to portion the cheese.

>> No.12495761

>>12485245
Hey, guy, he wants to take a photo with it, not put it in your mouth!

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>> No.12495981

>>12494035
No, look at the frame and hands.

>> No.12495988

>>12485994
you can blame the japs for that one actually

>> No.12496143

>>12491710
He's pretty experienced with what he does and knows his limits. I know he's eaten whole pencils before

>> No.12496240

>>12485983
you, with your idiocy.

>> No.12496410

>>12493276
Actually quite nice

>> No.12496418

>>12493925
I couldn't find mint choclate Vienetta this past summer :(

>> No.12496779

>>12491555
I think that's right
kinda spooky to think about

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>>12485524
>imagine the smell

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Lobsterfu coming through!

>> No.12497043

>>12485852
its like that chili picture but in video form

>> No.12497203

>>12488068
>>12488151
>>12496993
Chinese chicks are the real slavs.

>> No.12497730

>>12490145
Thank you natty catty.

>> No.12497810

>>12485373
Baesd Jack poster

>> No.12497817

>>12486021

>t. Assmad weeb

>> No.12497935

>pathetic youtuber eats gross shit for personal gain
"jesus, what a cuck"

>psychopath chinese girl rapid-cooks/eats bugs for personal gain
"this must be how all chinese are, I JUST KNOW IT"

>> No.12497989

>>12497935
t. chinese

>> No.12497993

>>12495738
>I was wondering why he didn't use a wire myself, but I guess it's a traditional Italian thing.

My guess is that so it makes a nice, clean, natural split on the rind.

>> No.12498088

>>12496993
Holy shit she boiled it alive without even a care. They really are sadists, aren't they?

>> No.12498122

>>12497989
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>> No.12498168

>>12486733
>destroying wagyu meat with butan gas
Truly a numale gimmick.

>> No.12498177

>>12498088
Everyone boils lobsters alive without a care.

>> No.12498244

>>12485852
deadmau5 fanboy

>> No.12498252

>>12498122
I'm not even American

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>>12485288
>>12485324

>> No.12498295

>>12498122
Get out of here nigger

>> No.12498304

>>12485394
i hate that they pretend to be slightly dumb and a dither, fucking soulless

>> No.12498360

>>12493925
>that quake tier torror towars the end
wtf

>> No.12498383

>>12491330
>>12492741
this a gmo cow that was made to have a crazy amount of muscle mass

>> No.12498404

>>12493032
If you go to India, prepare to get sick.
I've never met a whitey european that's gone there who didn't get sick.

>> No.12498406

>>12498244
that's marshmello, you faggot

>> No.12498407

>>12498404
I have. You just don't get street food. It's not a stupid meme for once. Do not eat street food in India. The same applies to many SE Asian countries.

>> No.12498421

>>12493477
>adds a whole truckload of sugat
woowaawee

>> No.12498477

>>12498406
daft punk wanna be

>> No.12498602

>>12486810
>Tipping
>england
amerifats can't be this retarded

>> No.12498725

>>12498360
>two strogg cakes to go

>> No.12498740

>>12485717
Where's this from?

>> No.12498742

>>12498740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>> No.12498749

>>12485234
>ywn have an Indian man use his bare hand to mix and prepare your food
Life is good.

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>>12496993

>> No.12498877

>>12496993
No way the meat on a lobster that big tastes good. She literally cooked this to eat the body, objectively the worst part of the lobster.

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>>12485868

>> No.12498943

>>12488292
Look at that fuckin cuck getting up to help the women. He didn't give a damn when 5 of them were beating the shit out of someone.

>> No.12498978

>>12493925
where can I get my hands on the bucket at the end?
asking for a friend

>> No.12499091

>>12493925
whats this? ice cream?

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>>12488292
>dives in to defend the girl in blue getting beat up
>comes back and pummels her as soon as she gets up

>> No.12499142

>>12487920
>mentally assigning no-go zones to the food you just fucking bought

>> No.12499172

>>12485639
Climate change used to be called global warming, and before that it was called global cooling. It's all a scare tactic to keep the piggies on the farm. Worry about your cholesterol, that's significantly more likely to kill you.

>> No.12499181

>>12492668
>t. never had Soju or vodka before
I'm never going to understand what drives some of you compulsive liars to post but the least you could do is bait with it.

>> No.12499366

>>12498404
No you just don't eat street food. There's proper local eateries you can go to that actually observe basic hygiene and sanitation conditions for handling food. I've been to India twice and never got sick.

>> No.12499373

>>12485234
which one is the poop hand again?

>> No.12499395

>>12485243
Christ, /ck/.. It has been months. It's REALLY not funny anymore.

>> No.12499456

>>12499395
You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.12499479

>>12485253
kek

>> No.12499516

>>12487898
>>12487907
iirc the guy on the right had just done a 10 year stint in prison.

>> No.12499564

>>12498122
you sound mad son, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12499585

>>12499516
no it was staged. another anon has the pics and posts them regularly

>> No.12499669

>>12499564
He doesn't sound mad at all. You genuinely have aspergers

>> No.12499695

>>12499669
You mad too? Need to vent, it's ok I'm all ears for you. It's ok to feel saaaad.

>> No.12499732

>>12499695
inability to accurately assess emotion is a quality of autism fren

>> No.12499756

>>12499732
It's ok to be mad and sad and feeling hurt, just vent it out bro.

>> No.12499767

>>12499756
that guy you responded to seemed mad, like someone hurt him.

>> No.12499779

>>12499767
the guy 2 posts up? yeah he seems pretty assmad to me bro.

>> No.12499813

>>12490110
>>12495738

You need it to break by itself, it is rather crumbely inside so you want it to form a natural crack.

As to slices, no. but after you opened it and then quartered the cheese you cut chunks and pieces which are suitable for grating/shaving! Good day!

>> No.12499819

bump

>> No.12499832

>>12499767
this guy here, the post: needs help. he seems mad, sad, hurt and in denial about issues. you can check into a hospital before issues leads to violence. get help bro.

>> No.12499845

>>12499832
>t. schizo poster

>> No.12499965

>>12498383
Based science

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>>12488151
God fuck the oil that is dripping down on the ones below. I seriously unironically have more empathy towards the suffering of those getting cooked alive than I have towards chinks dying in a bizarre way that is then captures by some security cam and uploaded online.

>> No.12500358

>>12499395
>months
It's been over three years. You're here forever.

>> No.12500392

>>12485638
this is retarded why not just cut it in half with a larger knife.

>> No.12500644

>>12500392
You want to cut as little as possible and have cheese break apart naturally. Fuck you.

>> No.12500724

>>12500644
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12500744

>>12496993
Get you a hammer, you idiot

>> No.12501166

>>12500392
Because you can't?
By hand I mean, it's to heavy and hard to cut by hand.

>> No.12501229

>>12500724
Yes, your ignorance did.

>> No.12501320

>>12496993
She wasted a lobster that probably was older than 100 to make a stupid video.

>> No.12501417

>>12501320
I remember reading here that any fisherman with a shred of integrity will release large, old lobsters. But why is that?

>> No.12501430

>>12485524
absolute unit

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