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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.12485252


That's not a wemb, it's a webbum. You can't trick me. You too, Mr. >>12485234. I've got my eye on you.

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>> No.12485288
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somewhat threadly reminder that our 4cc team returns to action in a months time in the summer cup.

if you have any changes you would like to see made to our team (players, music, aesthetics) or would like to help out in the running of the team hit me up.

>what is this
>everything you need to know about our team

>> No.12485291

I want you to learn how to play gud.

>> No.12485324
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well there is not that much room to improve after winter but i will try anyway

>> No.12485327

- Ja/ck/ player
- /pol/ chef
- /fit/izen chi/ck/en poster

>> No.12485329

Homo demon

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>> No.12485512

>please god no
>actually a good idea, but how do you encompass all of /fit/'s /ck/ posting in a single player?

>> No.12485521

>how do you encompass all of /fit/'s /ck/ posting in a single player?

>> No.12485524
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forgot the webm

>> No.12485531

How do the eggs break out of the man without leaving all of him?

>> No.12485545

I second the request for ja/ck/

>> No.12485551

All of these were in the last thread. This is boring.

>> No.12485561

I third the request for no jack shit.

>> No.12485567

Now you know how it feels browsing /wg/.

>> No.12485571


But I didn't want to know that.

>> No.12485603
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>Now you know how it feels browsing /tv/.

>> No.12485625
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>> No.12485635

Someone should send him that. He was a football player before he became a chef.

>> No.12485638
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>> No.12485639

I feel compassion for anything held in captivity like this, I would still enjoy it's juicy flesh without second thoughts though.
I hope one day someone no country's my forehead and enjoys my juicy flesh, though I know I will probably live to a ripe old age of 53 before the climate change fookin kills everyone.

>> No.12485648

I don't know why but these are my favorite ck wembs

>> No.12485654
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just do it
@ him on the twitters or something

because they are good

>> No.12485659

Was the Fort built around him?

>> No.12485717
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>just do it
I don't have a twitter, or else I would do it.
Can you imagine the amount of rage posting here he would engage in if he came here and read some of the posts?

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>> No.12485828

Is being so swole you can't even wipe your ass a common problem?

>> No.12485839
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>> No.12485849


I love this guy, he is super cheese. What the fuck is he cooking though, a dinosaur?

>> No.12485852
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>> No.12485868

yeah I'm gonna need to know what that is.

>> No.12485923

it's in the filename idiot.

>> No.12485944

This movie was dumb, but I appreciated it.

>> No.12485952

fucking retard

>> No.12485973

lol it's so random, just like in 2005


love you guys

>> No.12485983

You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12485985

this kills the frog

>> No.12485986


No, he's just having a sleep. Inside out. And in a pan.

>> No.12485994

fucking soulless chinks

>> No.12486015

i really fucking hate koreans

>> No.12486021
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Please don't be racist.

>> No.12486029


>> No.12486032

when will they try American BBC?

>> No.12486035
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Fixed that for you.

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>> No.12486052

man I wish i had some shit like this as a kid

>> No.12486057

>please don't be racist
asians are the most racist race though?

>> No.12486061

Korean whores sure love American meat.

>> No.12486422
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yuro diet.

>> No.12486451

that's the stupidest fucking thing I've seen.

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>> No.12486575

Why did he orient it that way, only to too slowly try to orient it back? If he'd just slid it out, banked it to just before it started slipping, then flipped it in a single motion, there would have been no problem. At the start, it looked like that was what he was going to do.

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>> No.12486715

It's to bad this poor man died. Save this webm in his honor. it may be low quality but this egg man has always given his customers the best quality food. I ate there many times before his passing RIP egg king

>> No.12486729

Should have just sandwiched it between two grates and flipped it that way.

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>> No.12486735

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he didn't have more grates. He's already using two smaller ones instead of one larger as is.

>> No.12486736

that guy you responded to seemed mad, like someone hurt him.

>> No.12486743

If try it but I'm sure it's nothing special.

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And I'm sure they are asking like $40.00 for the plate of three.

>> No.12486810

I would laugh, shake my head, and walk away plus no tip.

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>> No.12486864

who ever made this webm needs help and was probably hurt by someone.

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>> No.12487149

This is you on Baki

>> No.12487163

Probably Chinese or something

>> No.12487204

soulless insects for ya

>> No.12487230

>that will be 30$plus tax plus tip

Quail eggs suck

>> No.12487253

Two Wongs don't make it right.

>> No.12487260

Incel fantasy.

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>> No.12487276

Eh, there's not many kinds of meat I wouldn't eat but the presentation just makes this look awful.

>> No.12487281

Pretty based
I hate frogs

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>> No.12487677

Why don't you Americans just hold the can's opening over your mouth without sealing it to create a vacuum? There's no reason to make an extra hole.

>> No.12487804

never seizes to make me cry

>> No.12487808

That dad has some rockin'-ass hair

>> No.12487838

Subscribe to candito training.

>> No.12487850

Nevermind, this is pretty based! I love this website, how do I upvote this post?

>> No.12487892

I'm glad that the kid has rich parents and friends, but at the same time i pitty him.
Jesus Christ this gives me a heart attack just looking at it

>> No.12487898

Both are equally disgusting, but while the guy on the left deserves a punch the guy on the right just needs a hug

>> No.12487907

The right was staged.

>> No.12487920

>eating the garnish

>> No.12487930

He's not wrong

>> No.12487937

I'm in gookland ck, show me some webamnida so I an go to the location and time stamp videos

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>> No.12488099

What triggers me the most is that she's standing while eating and holding the plate in her hand

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>> No.12488135

If she puts that in her mouth imagine what she puts up her vagina.

>> No.12488141

not your dick like any other girl :^)

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>> No.12488159

what is the liquid in the glass? is this some kind of weird asian fondue?

>> No.12488161

I mean frogs legs are perfectly fine, why does having an animal slowly dying on your plate affect the fucking flavour at all?

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How're you going to manage that?

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>> No.12488234

Why the fuck is this not just called fried tofu? Vegan fish? Fucking what? If you want to make it fishy at least use some seaweed like wakame or nori.

And those hand gestures are like the epitome of the "please like me" kid.

>> No.12488244

This is the worst thread ever

>> No.12488249


It's almost identical to the last one.

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>Here is your septic shock bro

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>> No.12488285

>vegan "Same shit, different presentation" dish 34950

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>> No.12488347

Holy shit, the wind up punch at 0:19 where he simultaneously hits one in the face and gets another one with the elbow. That's some jackie chan shit, I was expecting them to flail away furiously rubbing their noses.

>> No.12488356

have fun with those little aluminium splits

>> No.12488377

that's good shit

>> No.12488444

its breddy cute

>> No.12488446

It's like marinating chicken in a dream

>> No.12488534

this keke

>> No.12488588

mask guy looks like he was trying his best to look gay, but he still paled in comparison with the tattoos guy

>> No.12488731

Wew, I never thought of that, but you're totally right, dream mechanics are really all just non-newtonian. Huh.

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>> No.12488887

why did they do this

>> No.12488893

to make amerimutts mad
>muh big mac being wasted oh no!

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>> No.12488906

Probably gonna feed a gator or something.

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>> No.12488918

this guy stonie or w/e his name is is a fake. he always uses large cups to spit away the food.

>> No.12488922
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You got any proof to back up that outrageous and false claim?

>> No.12488931

even in this clip you can see he is using dark liquid or cola to hide the debris he spits out and drinks just the liquid as he is doing that. man, this guy is outrageously fake and not fooling me.

>> No.12488934

So you have no proof. Thanks for playing.

>> No.12488944

you have no proof that hes a fake, yw.

>> No.12488951

Right, there's no proof that he's a fake. I'm glad we agree.

>> No.12488956

wtf are you talking about

>> No.12488964

You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12488974
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Matt Stonie is a fake. LA Beast is a chad.

>> No.12488975

Don't you have something better to do, Shoenice?

>> No.12488991

Lol nice try loser

>> No.12488998

>samefaggin this hard

>> No.12489004

He doesn't sound mad at all. You genuinely have aspergers

>> No.12489014

You sound hurt, did someone mad you?

>> No.12489017


>> No.12489025

inability to accurately assess emotion is a quality of autism fren

>> No.12489048

it's just beer. it makes the centipede go into a shock and release all the air inside it with great pressure.

>> No.12489052
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he is cooking an Emo, as pictured.

>> No.12489057

Apparently it's very hot cooking oil.

>> No.12489059

it's actually warm vegetable oil

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at least he tried his best

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>> No.12489074

Cement trowels are very versatile.

>> No.12489078

The amount of liquid in the cup decreases every time he drinks from it.

>> No.12489314

Lol stfu

>> No.12489605

If you or the webm tells me where it is, as long as it's not too rural, I can use my cell phone and a sticky note.

Everyone legitimately looks the same here by the way, with the occasional kdrama tier dark skinned thug gook.

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I'll be fucking amazed if you manage to Sherlock Holmes the location of any of these webums, I have no idea where most of them are from.

>> No.12489842

Is this the slav bee guy?

>> No.12490110

what a fucking hassle

>> No.12490114
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This is one of the gayest and most reddit things I have ever watched.

>> No.12490121

Actual people are playing? the games I thought you guys were just pitting AI against AI.

>> No.12490124

The coaches decide formations, what players to run, and can adjust tactics during the game. There's obviously quite a bit of randomness due to the AI but there is a reason why you have shitty teams like /ck/ who never win and amazing teams like /mlp/ who always win.

>> No.12490127

Based gooks.

>> No.12490128

Please be gay, or just don't have kids. The world doesn't need more idiots.

>> No.12490145
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Because that's just pouring a beer into your mouth, *and* it's slower than shotgunning because air is trying to exit from the same hole the beer is coming out from.

>There's no reason to make an extra hole.
The point of the hole is to let air escape. Same reason you poke two holes in canned broth or other canned liquids when you pour them out.

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>> No.12490151

How do you even buy things at a stand like that? You tell the person that you want 3 pounds of chicken feet and they reach over everything and bag it for you?

>> No.12490157

That's just the right cat for this medieval recipe:

>> No.12490166

Centipedes? It's more likely than you think.

>> No.12490172


>> No.12490547

jESUS CHRIST what the hell is this shit

>> No.12490567


>> No.12490909

How can I make webms on a mac? I have a few I would like to make.

>> No.12490914

Run Windows.

>> No.12490917


>> No.12491211

Run Linux.

>> No.12491330

Is this a beef cow or some kind of show cow?

>> No.12491412

It's a /fit/ cow

>> No.12491454

Is that a kfc?

>> No.12491496

Holy guacamole are those raw eggs?

>> No.12491510

Yes, the best nutrition is in the shell.

>> No.12491513


>> No.12491555

I think that is what the universe is like. Where it expands and everything gets farther apart.

>> No.12491570
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The absolute state they leave their table in

>> No.12491593

bone gainz baby!

>> No.12491643

last I heard /mlp/ have 5 or 6 full-time managers that put decisions to a panel, because they're a bunch of autistic min-maxxing tryhards.
then you get small teams who only have 1 manager who shows up only half the time or are just in it for the drunk/high lulz.

>> No.12491687 [DELETED] 

Those are some good-looking pajeets, not gonna lie.

>> No.12491710

Nigga finna slice his esophagus.

>> No.12491713

I'll probably find something similar if I can't get hanguel or a good search out of these. But I will try my friend.

>> No.12491734

McChicken will goal again! Have faith. Statistically the min-max theory was proven wrong many years ago.

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>> No.12491937

Koreans and Thais are the most based asians

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>> No.12492100

gwyneth really lost her mind after calling out Weinstein

>> No.12492172

>Koreans struggling to drink booze
they have the highest stomach cancer rate because they're rampant drunks

>> No.12492196

it's a Belgian Blue.


>> No.12492241

Yeah but it's worth it. From looking at the brand, its probably 20 month old parmesan reggiano.

>> No.12492289


>> No.12492339


Yep thats basically it.

>> No.12492393

Why is he constantly looking from side to side?

>> No.12492427

Has a real professional soccer player ever scored a goal in one of these before or since?

>> No.12492468

Sandra Bullock was in Judge Dredd?

>> No.12492475

No, she was in the prequel.

>> No.12492489

There's a prequel?

>> No.12492635

you sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12492668

Soju has no flavor, unlike vodka it could literally be water. That is why they are drunks. American alcohol tastes so fucking bad.

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>> No.12492734

Surely they could have just spread their eyelids open with their own fingers. The way they went about this was very disturbing. I don't think I will sleep well tonight.

>> No.12492741

Is this wagyu

>> No.12492793


>> No.12492897

It wont kill you that quickly anon, not if youre a fag

>> No.12492972

koreans are the perfect autism race

>> No.12493001

that title, every time

>> No.12493011

why the fuck do chinks eat with their mouths open? absolutely disgusting

>> No.12493012

how else would it be related to /ck/? stupid cunt

>> No.12493026

>still posting this shit webm in current year
that garbage cg hurts to look at

>> No.12493029

that's not the surly king

>> No.12493032

>literally no food safety
>handling money while making food
yep that's India

>> No.12493121

Who is she? This girl is so cute

>> No.12493245

yeah ill rather just buy Kraft from the supermarket instead

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>> No.12493342

Throw it in ffmpeg if you're handy with the terminal.
ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -ss 00:00:10.000 -to 00:00:20.000 -c:v libvpx -crf 10 -b:v 500K -vf scale=640:-1 -an output.webm

>> No.12493382

Nigga just pulled out a whole ass t rex

>> No.12493464

No wonder these fuckers allied themselves with the nazis. America should've kept nuking them out of existence.

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>> No.12493493

Open mouth

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>> No.12493548

>how do I sound as smart as possible about cornstarch

>> No.12493582

I share these people's opinion.
I don't get whiskey, it's just bitter. The only interesting part is that it slightly burns. But I don't see what's so good about that either.
It seriously just tastes like medicine.

>> No.12493640

Disgusting, street food, bare hands, people, newspaper ink contamination.

>> No.12493662

Use tool grade steel wire.

>> No.12493680


>> No.12493691

Are either of these available with sound?

>> No.12493695

absolute fucking unit

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>> No.12493736

This is probably bait, but the movie is Demolition Man.

>> No.12493920

based brainlet

>> No.12493925
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Not bait, thanks

>> No.12493948

Conspicuous consumption. Having food is very prestigious in China so they show off that they're eating some.

>> No.12493970

241 / 61 / 112 / 1


but I'm also not gonna contribute lol

>> No.12494035

its obviously a woman

>> No.12494241
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whew...my sides, on /ck/ of all places

>> No.12494253

use a whisk asshole

>> No.12494333

>how to get parasites, a short guide
Where are these frogs coming from? They are probably filled with all sorts of nasties.

>> No.12494619

How is it dudes like this are thin

>> No.12494660

They don't eat like that every day. And I would imagine that the body is not capable of deriving anywhere near full nutrition from a meal like that. It just passes back out.

>> No.12494683

It's called lifting. Look into it.

>> No.12494685

Not gay but that actually looks pretty good

>> No.12494877

You put a splash of water in until it's at the level that it doesn't burn and you can actually taste it.

>> No.12495081

Why is Grimes selling rat burgers in the future?

>> No.12495188

>He doesn't know how to use the three seashells

>> No.12495273

Imagine being such an attention-seeking faggot that you wear a helmet in the kitchen just to ensure people are looking at you.
Oh yeah, that makes sense.

>> No.12495350

Still, why not just use a bigger knife?

>> No.12495373

What whisky's have you tried?

>> No.12495690

You probably are tasting cheaper whiskies. Aim for a best for your dollar whiskey instead.
you probably are not used to higher proof alcohol, so it comes off as too much of a shock to you and overpowers everything. I don't know how to get past this part without just drinking liquor until it doesn't taste horrible.

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>> No.12495738


I was wondering why he didn't use a wire myself, but I guess it's a traditional Italian thing.

Do you think that cheese is made in slices? Someone or something had to portion the cheese.

>> No.12495761

Hey, guy, he wants to take a photo with it, not put it in your mouth!

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>> No.12495981

No, look at the frame and hands.

>> No.12495988

you can blame the japs for that one actually

>> No.12496143

He's pretty experienced with what he does and knows his limits. I know he's eaten whole pencils before

>> No.12496240

you, with your idiocy.

>> No.12496410

Actually quite nice

>> No.12496418

I couldn't find mint choclate Vienetta this past summer :(

>> No.12496779

I think that's right
kinda spooky to think about

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>imagine the smell

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Lobsterfu coming through!

>> No.12497043

its like that chili picture but in video form

>> No.12497203

Chinese chicks are the real slavs.

>> No.12497730

Thank you natty catty.

>> No.12497810

Baesd Jack poster

>> No.12497817


>t. Assmad weeb

>> No.12497935

>pathetic youtuber eats gross shit for personal gain
"jesus, what a cuck"

>psychopath chinese girl rapid-cooks/eats bugs for personal gain
"this must be how all chinese are, I JUST KNOW IT"

>> No.12497989

t. chinese

>> No.12497993

>I was wondering why he didn't use a wire myself, but I guess it's a traditional Italian thing.

My guess is that so it makes a nice, clean, natural split on the rind.

>> No.12498088

Holy shit she boiled it alive without even a care. They really are sadists, aren't they?

>> No.12498122

You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>> No.12498168

>destroying wagyu meat with butan gas
Truly a numale gimmick.

>> No.12498177

Everyone boils lobsters alive without a care.

>> No.12498244

deadmau5 fanboy

>> No.12498252

I'm not even American

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>> No.12498295

Get out of here nigger

>> No.12498304

i hate that they pretend to be slightly dumb and a dither, fucking soulless

>> No.12498360

>that quake tier torror towars the end

>> No.12498383

this a gmo cow that was made to have a crazy amount of muscle mass

>> No.12498404

If you go to India, prepare to get sick.
I've never met a whitey european that's gone there who didn't get sick.

>> No.12498406

that's marshmello, you faggot

>> No.12498407

I have. You just don't get street food. It's not a stupid meme for once. Do not eat street food in India. The same applies to many SE Asian countries.

>> No.12498421

>adds a whole truckload of sugat

>> No.12498477

daft punk wanna be

>> No.12498602

amerifats can't be this retarded

>> No.12498725

>two strogg cakes to go

>> No.12498740

Where's this from?

>> No.12498742


>> No.12498749

>ywn have an Indian man use his bare hand to mix and prepare your food
Life is good.

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>> No.12498877

No way the meat on a lobster that big tastes good. She literally cooked this to eat the body, objectively the worst part of the lobster.

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>> No.12498943

Look at that fuckin cuck getting up to help the women. He didn't give a damn when 5 of them were beating the shit out of someone.

>> No.12498978

where can I get my hands on the bucket at the end?
asking for a friend

>> No.12499091

whats this? ice cream?

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>dives in to defend the girl in blue getting beat up
>comes back and pummels her as soon as she gets up

>> No.12499142

>mentally assigning no-go zones to the food you just fucking bought

>> No.12499172

Climate change used to be called global warming, and before that it was called global cooling. It's all a scare tactic to keep the piggies on the farm. Worry about your cholesterol, that's significantly more likely to kill you.

>> No.12499181

>t. never had Soju or vodka before
I'm never going to understand what drives some of you compulsive liars to post but the least you could do is bait with it.

>> No.12499366

No you just don't eat street food. There's proper local eateries you can go to that actually observe basic hygiene and sanitation conditions for handling food. I've been to India twice and never got sick.

>> No.12499373

which one is the poop hand again?

>> No.12499395

Christ, /ck/.. It has been months. It's REALLY not funny anymore.

>> No.12499456

You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.12499479


>> No.12499516

iirc the guy on the right had just done a 10 year stint in prison.

>> No.12499564

you sound mad son, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12499585

no it was staged. another anon has the pics and posts them regularly

>> No.12499669

He doesn't sound mad at all. You genuinely have aspergers

>> No.12499695

You mad too? Need to vent, it's ok I'm all ears for you. It's ok to feel saaaad.

>> No.12499732

inability to accurately assess emotion is a quality of autism fren

>> No.12499756

It's ok to be mad and sad and feeling hurt, just vent it out bro.

>> No.12499767

that guy you responded to seemed mad, like someone hurt him.

>> No.12499779

the guy 2 posts up? yeah he seems pretty assmad to me bro.

>> No.12499813


You need it to break by itself, it is rather crumbely inside so you want it to form a natural crack.

As to slices, no. but after you opened it and then quartered the cheese you cut chunks and pieces which are suitable for grating/shaving! Good day!

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>> No.12499832

this guy here, the post: needs help. he seems mad, sad, hurt and in denial about issues. you can check into a hospital before issues leads to violence. get help bro.

>> No.12499845

>t. schizo poster

>> No.12499965

Based science

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God fuck the oil that is dripping down on the ones below. I seriously unironically have more empathy towards the suffering of those getting cooked alive than I have towards chinks dying in a bizarre way that is then captures by some security cam and uploaded online.

>> No.12500358

It's been over three years. You're here forever.

>> No.12500392

this is retarded why not just cut it in half with a larger knife.

>> No.12500644

You want to cut as little as possible and have cheese break apart naturally. Fuck you.

>> No.12500724

You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12500744

Get you a hammer, you idiot

>> No.12501166

Because you can't?
By hand I mean, it's to heavy and hard to cut by hand.

>> No.12501229

Yes, your ignorance did.

>> No.12501320

She wasted a lobster that probably was older than 100 to make a stupid video.

>> No.12501417

I remember reading here that any fisherman with a shred of integrity will release large, old lobsters. But why is that?

>> No.12501430

absolute unit

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