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Mummy, I hate veggies!!!! Give meh chocolate ice cream!!!!

>> No.12547852

>>12547848
Who are you, kid? Leave me alone.

>> No.12547859
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12547859

DYLAN!

YOU JUST!

HAD!

A BANANA!

>> No.12547861
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>not forcing your little shit to go on a field trip with you to the big box store in the shittiest part of town so he can see the obeasts waddle around, gasping for air and wishing for an end to their miserable lives
>not leaning over and whispering "these people ate chocolate ice cream instead of veggies"

>> No.12547950
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12547950

Fine.
>gets a bowl of chocolate ice cream and mixes the cold broccoli and celery into it
Enjoy, you little shitstain.

>> No.12547968

I was the opposite. I fucking hated (and still hate) chocolate ice cream and love broccoli.

>> No.12547973

>>12547950
is that before or after you pop the opioids to put on a cheery face for your abusive husband and three hellspawn kids?

>> No.12547982

I used to eat ice cream for breakfast every day, because my parents wanted to sleep in and wouldn't monitor what I ate at that time. I only got fat after I stopped doing that as an adult.

>> No.12548118

>>12547973
Nah I put those in the ice cream too

>> No.12548543

>>12547848
Veggies or starving. The choice is yours, dumbass.

>> No.12548550

>>12547968
Same here but we were probably amongst the lucky ones whose parents weren't lazy and/or uneducated fuckers.

>> No.12548565

>>12547982
Interesting. Kind of the same thing happened here. Entire life I ate frozen dinners and lots of candy. Always thin. Only recently began eating healthier and cut out soda because I get a discount on insurance. Now I'm gaining weight go figure.

>> No.12548568

>>12548550
Not him, but I grew up with such shitty parents I started craving vegetables.

>> No.12548581

hush honey, or do you want me to call my boyfriend jamal?!

>> No.12548591
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12548591

>>12548568
I'm sorry for you anon but proud that you turned out okay.

>> No.12548593

Milk chocolate >>>>>>> dark chocolate

>> No.12548601

If you wheren't a terrible parent your kid wouldn't be hooked on sweets to begin with. Why would a 7~ year old even need to know what ice cream is? Fuck I don't even eat ice cream myself for shit sake. If a kid wants something sweet he'd be asking my for blue berries not frozen sugar water.

>> No.12548638

>>12547848
Did I tell you your father wanted me to have an abortion?
Bonding 101

>> No.12548647

>>12548601
>Why would a 7~ year old even need to know what ice cream is?
Were you chained in your basement as a kid?

>> No.12548653
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12548653

>>12547848
YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'LL SHOW YOU

>> No.12548659

>>12548593
You're wrong and that's probably okay

>> No.12548715

>>12547861
This sounds like an actual idea that I will do to my children if they give me issues with healthy eating. Thanks, pal.

>> No.12550529

>>12547861
Enjoy your autistic kid then.

He'll be a skelly with no Friends and on the verge of Rabbit starvation, but Hey, at least he eats veggies.

>> No.12550565

>>12548653
Femdom is kinda my fetish.

>> No.12550570

>>12548581
Yes! I love uncle Jamal!

>> No.12550576

>>12547848
I will comply with your demands despite them being disadvantageous to you and my responsibility as your adult guardian to make the correct decisions for your immature mind because I have the incorrect notion that love is equal to being nice and I wouldn't love you if I made you do something that you don't like.

>> No.12550588

>>12548581
>>12550570
Jamal bought me a switch.
Jamal plays fortnite with me.
Jamal cooks me tendies.

The only reason Jamal isn't my dad is because you're just an old lady now.

>> No.12550783

>>12550529
I can just tell that the person who posted this is a disgusting hambeast

>> No.12550808

>>12550783
You bring about exxegeration, I bring back exxageration.

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>>12550529
post bmi

>> No.12551110

>>12550529
Sounds sexy

>> No.12551115

>>12547848
This reads like those weird pony torture comics that used to get shitposted on /b/ a lot

>> No.12551124

>>12547848
"If you don' t shut your mouth I am gonna slap you into Kingdom Come!"

>> No.12551197

>>12551115
It's the same caliber of retard who posted it.