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12551567 No.12551567 [Reply] [Original]

>order a baconzilla combo from the local checkers
>"and what drink would you like, sir?"
>glance over at the soda fountain
>"bang's root beer" and start grinning

>> No.12552135

>>12551567
>open soy bottle for a sauce
>laugh like a retard for a whole autistic minute
I-is it just me?

>> No.12552140

>>12551567
For me, it's Barg's

>> No.12552243

when i talk about root beer, I actually call it Bark's and nobody knows except me because it sounds the exact same

>> No.12552254

>>12551567
I don't find this funny because I'm not 4 years old
>2019, adult, still orders fast food
>2019, adult, still drinks soda
>2019 not knowing it's BARQ'S
jfc anon

>> No.12552265

>>12552254
You have as much sex as the average 4 year old

>> No.12552268
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12552268

>>12551567
For me, it's oliet bangs

>> No.12552277

>>12552265
I have a girlfriend who I have sex with regularly tyvm. Unlike you fastfood eating virgins.

>> No.12552281

>>12552265
So everyday?

>> No.12552306

>>12552254
Every age group and income group thinks fast food is for people younger than them and poorer the them. They also all eat fast food.

>> No.12552309

>>12552254
he knows it's barq's though. that's the joke, dummy

>> No.12552319
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12552319

>>12552268
make sure you get the real deal and not the knockoffs

>> No.12552332

>>12552277
>larping this hard

>> No.12552351

>>12552332
I'm not dressing up in costume playing make believe, I'm posting on the internet, how is that LARP-ing?

>> No.12552362

>>12552351
>taking buzzwords this seriously

>> No.12552366

>>12552362
Ain't no bees here.

>> No.12552370
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12552370

>>12552265
GOT
EEM
Holy shit dude

>> No.12552382

>>12551567
>Going to Checkers and NOT getting a Mr. Pibb or banana milkshake
0/10

>> No.12552464

>>12552268
>not cliet barp's