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File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, Patient Prince of the Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Webm Thread Anonymous Fri Jun 28 18:59:23 2019 No.12556993 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 19:01:20 2019 No.12556998 File: 2.99 MB, 854x480, Gallon Smashers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12556993

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 19:02:38 2019 No.12557003 >>12556998 Imagine seeing a woman do this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 19:04:38 2019 No.12557006 File: 2.90 MB, 360x360, Ethiopian Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 19:12:01 2019 No.12557032 >>12556993 Le ebin how does he het out? SNEED lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 19:13:25 2019 No.12557040 >>12556998 gallon smashing was the dumbest thing I ever heard of.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 19:14:00 2019 No.12557045 File: 2.90 MB, 300x300, Cast Iron Paella.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 19:18:20 2019 No.12557058 File: 2.67 MB, 640x640, USA USA.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 19:18:24 2019 No.12557059 >>12557045 >salting one side >salt and pepper the other side >pepper the first side Yikes. And I bet the bottom of that pan looked shitty as hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 19:30:59 2019 No.12557104 File: 1.59 MB, 240x320, Extreme Watermelon Carving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 20:45:06 2019 No.12557416 File: 3.00 MB, 853x480, 12350854358.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 20:46:59 2019 No.12557422 File: 2.02 MB, 576x1024, 10645788445.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 20:48:56 2019 No.12557432 >>12556993 There's more than one. Wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 20:53:10 2019 No.12557443 File: 1.92 MB, 320x180, 16987543.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 20:55:09 2019 No.12557447 >>12557432 I see you're new to the eggman mythos. Welcome to the club. You're in for a treat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 21:03:47 2019 No.12557467 >>12557422 How can someone be retarded enough to try and use a lighter upside down

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 21:16:08 2019 No.12557493 >>12557467 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gER7xe11nz8

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 21:42:46 2019 No.12557568 >>12557040 It's not the dumbest thing you've ever seen?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 21:57:20 2019 No.12557618 File: 2.54 MB, 1024x576, 1965358864.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 21:58:18 2019 No.12557621 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, Bullshots.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 22:34:15 2019 No.12557706 >>12557058 This is in Britain though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 28 23:58:10 2019 No.12557913 File: 2.48 MB, 1024x576, 10987534689.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 00:04:09 2019 No.12557919 >>12556993 how do they get out?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 00:10:15 2019 No.12557933 >>12557621 cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 00:17:53 2019 No.12557953 >>12557621 I love these

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 00:35:00 2019 No.12557992 >>12557568 Eating Tide pods was more stupid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 00:39:12 2019 No.12558006 >>12557992 you saw something that never actually happened?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 00:41:14 2019 No.12558017 >>12558006 It was a dumb trend for a while https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/why-teenagers-eat-tide-pods-2018013013241

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 00:44:06 2019 No.12558029 File: 982 KB, 285x171, Freedom boner.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12557058

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 00:45:13 2019 No.12558034 File: 2.54 MB, 640x360, Apple pull aparts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12558017 they didnt actually do it though, it was like rainbow parties

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 00:48:12 2019 No.12558042 >>12558034 Yes they did retard, when it was trending there was many hospitalized for detergent poisoning. I bet you're trolling but I bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 00:48:51 2019 No.12558047 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Braided bread How to.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 00:49:57 2019 No.12558052 File: 2.69 MB, 640x360, Buffalo Chicken Pull Apart Bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 00:51:21 2019 No.12558058 File: 2.93 MB, 384x480, Non-Newtonian Noodles (480p_30fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 01:04:37 2019 No.12558107 >>12558047 Does being braided better the bread's taste?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 01:10:45 2019 No.12558119 >>12558107 makes it fluffier and tastier

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:59:40 2019 No.12558365 File: 2.54 MB, 406x720, Dumplings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:03:50 2019 No.12558379 >>12558119 So why isn't it done all the time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:03:56 2019 No.12558380 >>12557006 looks delicious

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:34:26 2019 No.12558458 >>12558107 if you want his dead skin cells aka dust all over your bread, then maybe. so much contact with his hand over and over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:35:45 2019 No.12558466 >>12558380 it actually does but... >nigg hands no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:43:21 2019 No.12558484 >>12558380 I would highly recommend trying Ethiopian food with some friends. >>12558058 Neat as hell. What's the name of those noodles and where are they from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:46:06 2019 No.12558489 >>12557422 >failed chad struggles with lighter while based boomers smugly watch on and sip

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:50:30 2019 No.12558501 >>12557058 AAAAAAAAAH That roller is just making a mess WTF

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:54:21 2019 No.12558512 >>12558501 Welcome new friend! Sit in and relax. and enjoy your time here!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:16:46 2019 No.12558571 >>12558379 Doesn't slice as easily.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:25:04 2019 No.12558595 Somebody post the egg webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:26:00 2019 No.12558599 File: 2.92 MB, 480x270, How To Cook An Emu Egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12558595

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:27:47 2019 No.12558604 >>12557104 >modding skyrim heh..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:29:06 2019 No.12558605 >>12558599 EGG

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:37:48 2019 No.12558614 >>12558599 the fuck is that black shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:39:47 2019 No.12558621 >>12556993 Post some gifs too, these shitty webbums don’t work in Safari

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:41:10 2019 No.12558624 File: 2.65 MB, 360x360, Pasta.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12558621

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:54:26 2019 No.12558647 File: 185 KB, 1920x1080, 1541379613223.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12558621 ahaha how the fuck did they catch on fire and explode look at this shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:57:05 2019 No.12558651 File: 2.00 MB, 250x142, Guiness Deal With It.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12558647 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 05:09:25 2019 No.12558669 >>12558647 Thats an epic webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 05:17:43 2019 No.12558674 >>12558042 only after the main stream media started reporting on it https://youtu.be/KOC7clogG6s

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 05:21:57 2019 No.12558681 >>12557006 I used to eat this (lived with an ethiopean girl). it's fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 05:23:03 2019 No.12558682 File: 2.89 MB, 1280x720, 1544211230688.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12557058 >amerilards

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 05:25:45 2019 No.12558687 >>12557058 >>12558682 And they say we have no culture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 05:29:08 2019 No.12558693 >>12558681 What are the wraps made of?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 05:30:32 2019 No.12558697 >>12558682 kek is that a vanilla shake or a massive cup of ranch

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 05:31:18 2019 No.12558699 >>12558697 he's dipping food in it and drinking it, so I don't know which would be worse, ranch or milkshake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 05:33:54 2019 No.12558701 >>12558647 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:05:21 2019 No.12558740 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Tasty Fish And Chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:07:29 2019 No.12558743 >>12558740 why does salt always have to be kosher?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:08:06 2019 No.12558744 >>12558743 It absorbs juice and oil better, producing a better flavor as it dissolves

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:11:36 2019 No.12558752 >>12558744 That makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:11:59 2019 No.12558753 >>12558752 The shape of the crystals make them more absorbant

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:12:11 2019 No.12558754 >>12558744 how the fuck does it do that "better" than other salt?

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:13:13 2019 No.12558758
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>>12558753
>The shape of the crystals make them more absorbant
are you retarded? I have sea salt the same size and shape as that. you don't think different salts are exclusively in different sizes... right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:14:56 2019 No.12558761 >>12558758 It's like coffee grounds, kosher salt is less finely ground so it's got larger more irregular crystals

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:15:46 2019 No.12558763 >>12558754 It dissolves slower

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:18:16 2019 No.12558767 >>12558761 >>12558763 all the things you retards name has nothing to do with kosher salt...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:20:29 2019 No.12558773 File: 2.88 MB, 300x300, Upside Down One Pan Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:28:41 2019 No.12558792 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Vegan Tiramisu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:31:38 2019 No.12558799 >>12557045 fuck peas

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:36:16 2019 No.12558807 >>12558682 enjoying life. based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:37:43 2019 No.12558812 >>12558773 this might be the stupidest thing I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:43:28 2019 No.12558822 >>12558807 dying of diabetes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:52:52 2019 No.12558835 >>12556993 The bluepilled virgin egg loser vs. the based egg chad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:56:47 2019 No.12558843 >>12558799 What's wrong with peas?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:58:23 2019 No.12558844 >>12558647 holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 06:59:20 2019 No.12558846 >>12558647 Delete this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 07:13:12 2019 No.12558864 >>12557443 why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 07:15:08 2019 No.12558869 >>12558864 why not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 07:17:11 2019 No.12558872 >>12557913 God imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 07:21:07 2019 No.12558876 File: 2.88 MB, 300x300, The Ultimate Recipe For Brain Health By Max Lugavere.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 07:25:58 2019 No.12558883 >>12557045 This is a shitty paella. Benidorm tier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 07:27:13 2019 No.12558886 >>12558058 the length of those will be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 07:29:17 2019 No.12558893 >>12558458 nigga u covered in skin stfu tbqhf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 07:32:36 2019 No.12558897 >>12558699 I think it's a milkshake. Sometimes I dip my mcd's cheeseburger in my shake, it's based

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 07:42:34 2019 No.12558918 File: 2.91 MB, 532x300, Chocolate Peanut Butter CBD Cups.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12558897 dire

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 07:45:49 2019 No.12558926 >>12558647 how does he keep getting away with it /ck/ros?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 08:00:10 2019 No.12558950 >>12558918 DuDe WeEd lOl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 08:02:15 2019 No.12558956 >>12556993 Should I feel proud that I made that webum

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 08:06:37 2019 No.12558969

>>12558918
I'm talking one cheeky dunk once in a blue moon, not pouring an XL shake over multiple menu items and shoving them down my gullet and all over my face in public. Try it, it's based. Anyway, I only ever dine in with friends, and not being red faced food guzzling lardasses it would be funny if one of us did that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 08:23:14 2019 No.12559023 >>12558950 Weed is actually pretty fucking epic because it makes the bad thoughts go away. Also it's completely non addicting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 08:24:55 2019 No.12559029 >>12559023 Yeah, all those lazy potheads could stop being lazy potheads whenever they want.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 08:26:44 2019 No.12559038 >>12559029 Exactly also we are funny as fuck. When we "weed" (that's how we call it when we take weed) we always listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 08:36:06 2019 No.12559063 >>12559038 >song about weeding the ganja >bleep the word blunt uncool youtube

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 08:39:29 2019 No.12559072 >>12556993 Forever a beta to the sarly kang's alpha!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 08:45:15 2019 No.12559085 >>12558687 Yes. Yes they do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 08:53:19 2019 No.12559097 >>12556993 This was setup to look like this you can see in the beginning when the "alpha" gives the camera man the cue to pan over to him. That's when he pretends to be busy and have customers coming in for his sandwiches

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 08:53:48 2019 No.12559098

>>12558767
>>12558763
>>12558761
>>12558758
>>12558754
>>12558753
>>12558752
>>12558744
>>12558743

"kitchen" salt is called kosher, or koshering salt in North America. It is coarser than table salt, but obviously sea salt or rock salt can and probably will be coarser. One defining characteristic (as compared to fortified table salt or unrefined sea salt) is its purity - there is nothing added to kitchen or kosher salt, especially the iodine and fluoride may be added to (fortified) table salt. Another is the size and shape of the crystal - they are a coarser grade than table salt, usually having been pressed, or reconstituted via steam to achieve their flaky irregularity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:00:35 2019 No.12559107 >>12557913 I like the decor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:04:03 2019 No.12559110 >>12558058 I've never seen these does anyone know what they are called?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:16:21 2019 No.12559133 >>12559110 非牛顿面条

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:21:21 2019 No.12559137 File: 21 KB, 540x281, u cheeky cunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559133

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:34:02 2019 No.12559162 File: 2.86 MB, 532x300, The Easiest Way To Prep Great BBQ Ribs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:34:42 2019 No.12559166 File: 2.79 MB, 532x300, The Easiest Way To Cook Great BBQ Ribs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559162

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:36:25 2019 No.12559168 File: 2.10 MB, 1920x1080, Knife Skills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:37:44 2019 No.12559171 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, Knife Safety.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559168

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:41:25 2019 No.12559175 >>12558918 Those will just taste like weed flavored chocolates. What's the point

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:42:42 2019 No.12559179

>>12559168
Is this guy's appeal that his showing off is just pointlessly murderfucking his food? When I show off - usually followed by pretending I've cut off a finger or lit my face on fire - all of the food is still usable, and there's little or no salt on my forearms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:43:24 2019 No.12559184 >>12559175 CBD oil is the panacea, it cures all ailments, so so literally every company on earth would have you believe. In the intro to the video some fat weed farmer claims the chocolates will help your arthritis and shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:44:53 2019 No.12559189 >>12559184 It definitely has a general anaesthetic quality to it... Some people toke just to take the edge off of their pain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:45:57 2019 No.12559194 >>12558647 >the cat every time, in orbit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:46:02 2019 No.12559195 >>12557045 where did you all get from that paella has chorizo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:47:23 2019 No.12559200 >>12559195 It's what they serve the working class scum from Britain when we go on holiday to Benidorm and Shagaluf. The Americans learned it from us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:51:15 2019 No.12559213 File: 3.00 MB, 1280x720, Allen ice cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:51:46 2019 No.12559218 >>12559200 good keep the good recipes secret spread the misinformation it'll all come in handy in the upcoming food wars

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:52:19 2019 No.12559223 File: 2.26 MB, 1280x720, 600lb of salt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:53:24 2019 No.12559225 File: 2.17 MB, 1280x720, fish market.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:54:27 2019 No.12559228 File: 1.02 MB, 632x351, double frap.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:54:54 2019 No.12559230 >>12559223 he's adding salt to mcdonalds. american mcdonalds. more salt. jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:55:56 2019 No.12559237 >>12559228 i'm leaving the thread now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:57:29 2019 No.12559242 File: 1.19 MB, 748x576, Xena Surprise.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559237 shut up and eat your cake

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:57:51 2019 No.12559243 File: 2.78 MB, 720x404, breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559237

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:59:47 2019 No.12559250 >>12558773 >black hands in one shot wtf..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 09:59:56 2019 No.12559251 >>12559243 >couple strawberries Nice to see it's a balanced diet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:00:06 2019 No.12559254 >>12558047 >how to do people not know how to make braids? that's the only extra step here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:01:50 2019 No.12559259 File: 993 KB, 500x365, cheeselab 2021.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559243 Inb4 people comment about how she's not even that fat because they didn't watch the whole thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:02:27 2019 No.12559262 File: 495 KB, 973x1400, biUGjwY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12558058 I just had to i'm sorry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:14:48 2019 No.12559289 >>12559223 Why would someone do such a thing? Does being fat makes your tongue go numb or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:16:53 2019 No.12559296 >>12559242 the cake is a lie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:23:09 2019 No.12559307 >>12559289 Fatties sweat, his brain is screaming for more salt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:23:56 2019 No.12559309 >>12557045 Complete waste of saffron. You would never be able to taste it through the chorizo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:25:57 2019 No.12559316 >>12558682 based on that outfit that guy likely just got out of prison

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:31:12 2019 No.12559331 >>12558682 Personally I think this guy was just released from prison after 20 years or something. I know this is what I'd do in that situation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:34:25 2019 No.12559341 File: 2.48 MB, 350x386, gordon burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:34:28 2019 No.12559342 >>12558484 >>12558886 >>12559110 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=440WXHIZJzs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:35:19 2019 No.12559343 >>12558599 "I have to cook it in the little one. Thats my egg pan" Jesuis Chris, dude at least get a lid for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:36:46 2019 No.12559349 >>12559342 Does that woman in the yellow coat know that her government is oppressing her? Does she care as long as she has noodles?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:37:59 2019 No.12559353 >>12558773 is this how australians making pizza?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:38:48 2019 No.12559355 File: 1.99 MB, 272x480, 30 minutes or free wagecuck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:42:45 2019 No.12559365 >>12558647 bahahahahhaha

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:42:54 2019 No.12559367 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, chicken lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559225 cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:44:38 2019 No.12559373 >>12558682 there's no way this is real

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:45:03 2019 No.12559374 File: 2.92 MB, 852x480, curry eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tried this a few times and it came out too sweet, I think I need to adjust some of the ingredients

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:45:19 2019 No.12559375 >>12558034 >they didnt actually do it though, it was like rainbow parties T. Never got his dick sucked in high school

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:47:11 2019 No.12559383 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Korean unification crab vending machine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559373 he just got out of jail and hadnt had a good meal in years

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:53:16 2019 No.12559395 >>12558773 what is the point of spraying pam on the cast iron, isnt it supposed to be non stick already? i thought that was the point of cast iron

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:54:51 2019 No.12559398 >>12559395 Cast iron is not non-stick You have to use copious amounts of oil to prevent most foods from sticking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:55:41 2019 No.12559402 File: 66 KB, 600x450, it was staged. Everything is a lie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559373 It's not >>12559383 Good job regurgitating shit you read on Reddit. You sure are a smart one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:58:00 2019 No.12559410 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, watermelon and chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559402 I heard that on v not reddit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:58:49 2019 No.12559412 >>12559402 Spoil sport

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:58:49 2019 No.12559413

>>12559395
... no... and even non-stick needs some lubrication, especially when cheese or dough is involved.

The "point" of cast iron is that it retains heat, is oven safe, and is nearly indestructible. After building a patina/crust on the inside, it can be about as non-stick as smooth teflon, but certain things (eggs, unoiled meat, starch) will always stick, and acidic sauces will eat at the coating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 10:59:20 2019 No.12559416 File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, can knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559410 I hope you don't believe that's any better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:00:13 2019 No.12559420 >>12559110 have you never mixed cornstarch and water?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:00:57 2019 No.12559424 >>12558647 6 houra and this hasn't been deleted yet haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:01:29 2019 No.12559428 File: 2.88 MB, 666x374, strawberries from strawberry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559416 I just want you to get your facts straight

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:02:45 2019 No.12559437 >>12559374 Stewed eggs are delicious. I've only ever had it in cajun form though. A nice thick cajun roux gravy with boiled eggs stewed in until they're nice and brown....try it folks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:03:20 2019 No.12559441 >>12559428 what the absolute fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:03:26 2019 No.12559442 >>12558042 >believing everything on the news yikes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:03:26 2019 No.12559443 >>12559413 so basically it cant actually do anything a normal pan can do? sounds like a stainless steel is just a better option as it is oven safe and you can cook eggs in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:08:12 2019 No.12559457 >>12558647 fucking lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:09:13 2019 No.12559463 File: 991 KB, 720x900, strawberry flower.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559441 never had a strawberry before?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:17:09 2019 No.12559485 File: 2.40 MB, 1280x720, homemade italian.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:18:14 2019 No.12559489 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:19:28 2019 No.12559493 File: 967 KB, 360x360, honey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:19:51 2019 No.12559494 >>12559489 I always thought lasagna was missing something. This chick knows what she's doing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:21:58 2019 No.12559502 File: 2.89 MB, 1280x720, cookino1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:23:04 2019 No.12559507 File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, cookino2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:26:53 2019 No.12559525 >>12558647 Mooooiiiidddsss!....!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:27:41 2019 No.12559529 File: 835 KB, 404x720, cooking ni.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:28:54 2019 No.12559536 wow i have to say all of this is pretty crazy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:29:43 2019 No.12559538 >>12559225 they really ARE just sea doggos...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:32:46 2019 No.12559551 >>12559507 >>12559502 whether you like the show or not, you have to admit they knew how to present the food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:34:35 2019 No.12559557 File: 2.39 MB, 1280x720, cookino3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559551 yeah the production and such was really well done

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:36:24 2019 No.12559564 File: 2.29 MB, 960x1154, fresh meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559228 "Why am I not losing weight? Caffeine is a fat burner"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:38:14 2019 No.12559573 >>12559564 what is this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:38:19 2019 No.12559575 >>12559564 Try squeezing a living things muscle's that way and watch how they spasm erratically, this webm is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 11:41:29 2019 No.12559590 >>12559575 The fact that you know what's going on in it makes it stupid? You set the bar pretty low for yourself, don't you?

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 12:02:02 2019 No.12559690

>>12559443
Once the patina's on, it's like a more bakeware version of stainless. Very good for meat, especially braising something that you want to get a good crust on first... I still wouldn't recommend eggs in stainless without a bit of a patina and some solid lubrication.

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 12:11:36 2019 No.12559741

>>12559551
The only thing that bothers me is that it looks like an actor is prepping the food - it's a little too affected: very slow, deliberate movements, that cork-test sniff on an open bottle of wine.

I get that the maniacal movements of someone slicing and dicing for the billionth time aren't the most camera friendly thing, but that's what slow-mo is for. Mads/stunt hands always looked like he's cooking everything for the first time after being coached by an expert.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 12:11:41 2019 No.12559744 >>12558647 Can someone describe this one for us mobile users?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 12:16:01 2019 No.12559760 >>12559489 do germans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 12:16:28 2019 No.12559761 >>12559744 A man is filling pastries from a nitro-can, steps off screen, and comes back with a long barbecue match. He lights one pastry, and they all explode. The end result looks like a gourmet version of a cannibal corpse album cover.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 12:16:44 2019 No.12559765 >>12559744 If you press and hold on the pic a list of options will come up. Select "Open in new tab" and it will run in a new tab.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 12:19:15 2019 No.12559773 >>12559761 In the background, a cat snaps to attention, terrified by what must have obviously been a loud pop. He begins walking toward the table holding the still smouldering pastry - maybe some hit the floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 12:21:23 2019 No.12559782 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, steak dinner 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 12:28:18 2019 No.12559801 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, steak dinner 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 12:30:33 2019 No.12559807 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, cordon blue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 12:35:27 2019 No.12559826 >>12559801 >>12559782 Aren't steaks always for dinner?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 12:52:45 2019 No.12559898 >>12559098 You can still find declumping agents in some kosher salts, e.g. Morton

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 13:00:02 2019 No.12559924 >>12559801 that seems really overly complicated for what it turned out to be

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 13:02:15 2019 No.12559934 >>12559924 you can say that about a lot of high end cooking

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 13:03:27 2019 No.12559939 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, chicken parm.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559826 a steak dinner refers to the whole meal, including the sides

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 13:03:56 2019 No.12559940 >>12559502 >sniffs wine >doesn't taste it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 13:45:59 2019 No.12560095 File: 2.89 MB, 532x300, Japanese Cheesecake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 13:49:58 2019 No.12560106 >>12556998 I would unironically beat the shit out of these little shits so badly if I worked there. Go ahead and send me to jail, see if I fucking care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 13:53:36 2019 No.12560121 File: 2.86 MB, 1067x600, kay pancake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559940 He bought a wine he knows and only sniffs it to make sure it's not corked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 13:54:16 2019 No.12560125 >>12560106 >flexing those muscles behind your screen bruh, we know you wouldn't tuff guy. >t. virgin pretending to be a chad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 13:56:59 2019 No.12560135 >>12556993 i bought 15 dozen eggs for 5 dollars. I was a egg prince once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 13:58:08 2019 No.12560140 >>12558693 speltiirc

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 13:59:28 2019 No.12560148 >>12559898 Generally finely ground rice. It helps non-Asians math better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:01:02 2019 No.12560157 File: 29 KB, 400x366, 2Yni481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12560106

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:10:36 2019 No.12560190 >>12557006 I was expecting a joke webm where the plate would stay empty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:11:33 2019 No.12560194 >>12559316 >>12559331 >making up excuses for some fat fuck >he was starving and somehow still obese as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:12:57 2019 No.12560199 >>12559373 do not underestimate the amerilards. >>12559383 this is fake as fuck, he never went to jail. it's just what americans tell themselves to COPE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:15:25 2019 No.12560207 File: 2.91 MB, 900x506, VirginBiteVsChadChomp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:19:03 2019 No.12560220 >>12558740 Why do you have to put potatoes in cold water?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:21:45 2019 No.12560230 >>12560220 To remove the excess starch. They actually missed a step because you're supposed to boil them first and then put them in the freezer to evaporate any excess water before you double fry them. Google triple cooked chips

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:29:52 2019 No.12560260 >>12559262 Even the Acne got into her face wtf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:36:33 2019 No.12560292 >>12559807 >sauce mornay on cordon blue vomiting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:40:57 2019 No.12560314 File: 92 KB, 720x498, IMG_20190629_133955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12559826 Never had steak and eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:50:00 2019 No.12560350 >>12558647 HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:58:28 2019 No.12560377 File: 164 KB, 344x333, 1467095013625.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12557045 >add saffron to microwaved stock

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 14:59:56 2019 No.12560381 >>12558682 >the Chad feast

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 15:15:24 2019 No.12560440

>>12560106
Unless another customer saw it, and decided to snitch, your first reaction would be to help them up and make sure they were okay. Then you'd get the shop cleaned up, so noone else slips in the milk.
If you later, for whatever reason, happened to look at the surveillance tapes and realized the retards did it on purpose, you'd get mad and not before.

t. supernarket clerk closing in on his 20 year anniversary

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 15:25:05 2019 No.12560464 >>12560121 90% oil 10% pancake

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 15:29:07 2019 No.12560481 >>12559744 no

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 15:45:38 2019 No.12560551 >>12559485 whats this youtube account again kinda gold

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 15:48:31 2019 No.12560561 >>12560551 It's just not the same without the audio https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1561837694969.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 15:49:22 2019 No.12560565 >>12560561 based human

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 15:51:34 2019 No.12560577 File: 36 KB, 170x200, Triggering Intensifies.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12560561 >homemade italian tomata sauce >we start with canned tomata sauce

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 15:52:25 2019 No.12560578
File: 3.85 MB, 472x10000, Maries Sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12560551
all I can find is a reupload of the tomato sauce one, there used to be one where she made greasy overseasoned meatballs that looked like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-I2LEB_AxY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 15:52:57 2019 No.12560579 File: 13 KB, 480x480, 1481340004010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12560561 >using a dull table knife to chop onion

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 15:56:13 2019 No.12560591 File: 30 KB, 500x339, Time To End It.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12560578 >that video

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:00:02 2019 No.12560601 >>12560578 god she cooks like a fucking neaderthal grog chop garlic! >slices through shell and all ???

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:00:43 2019 No.12560603 >>12560579 Those knife skills gave me severe anxiety

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:04:07 2019 No.12560617
File: 429 KB, 640x640, Awkward Silence.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12560578
>cook badly chopped onions in a gallon of canola oil
>pour the gallon of oil into the sauce
>sift out the onions themselves and discard them
>mention that you should skim the oil before dishing up the sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:05:54 2019 No.12560625 >>12558647 HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:08:31 2019 No.12560637 >>12560578 Here is the complete Marie playlist, with her meatball video too (not my uploads)

>>	OP Sat Jun 29 16:08:49 2019 No.12560639 >>12558599 local TN man buys emu egg and cooks it in his trailer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:08:55 2019 No.12560640 >>12560637 Try again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:09:00 2019 No.12560642 >>12557621 after seeing the beer you know it's just bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:09:35 2019 No.12560645 >>12560637 forgot the link https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:10:25 2019 No.12560649 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Ice Cold in Alex.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12560642

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:16:14 2019 No.12560662 >>12560645 based, the meatball one is actually getting me a little angry it's been a while since I've seen it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:25:00 2019 No.12560709 >>12560645 >that meatball video I...I think I hate her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:38:55 2019 No.12560770 >>12558624 God I wish that was me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 16:56:15 2019 No.12560824 File: 492 KB, 640x640, Crabicide.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God I wish that was me.

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:05:23 2019 No.12560866

>>12559741
I think it fits with his character on the show though that he would take the time to savor the experience of cooking. Sure, a professional chef would be much more efficient with their movements, but he wants to savor the experience of cooking people, so he's really taking his time with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:06:22 2019 No.12560870 >>12560824 stupid fucking crab, kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:09:30 2019 No.12560877 >>12559342 You just know that they use gutter oil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:13:30 2019 No.12560891 >>12558647 Do iPhones still not play webms? Really? So it means that we are essentially free from appledrones in these threads?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:14:16 2019 No.12560897 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Crab Rollercoaster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12560870 Silly crab's tiny fish brain mistook the oil for water and safety Daft little crab-brained crab

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:16:35 2019 No.12560908 >>12560897 yeah, nature did it to him F. i don't really like crab cakes, stuffed crab is ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:17:44 2019 No.12560921 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Vegan Crab Cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12560908 >i don't really like crab cakes,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:18:13 2019 No.12560923 >>12558792 That actually looks pretty interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:18:26 2019 No.12560925 >>12558599 >whole onion >dash of salt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:20:00 2019 No.12560933 File: 2.39 MB, 1283x540, tendie time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:20:34 2019 No.12560935 >>12560897 >this kills the crab and the crab and the crab and the crab and the crab and the crab and the crab and the crab and

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:24:20 2019 No.12560948 >>12557045 >chouriço in paella >peeled and deveined shrimp >shellfish only added at the end and not used in some form to flavour the rice What a fucking abomination.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:24:36 2019 No.12560950 >>12558792 Why wipe the pan before you're done putting icing lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:27:33 2019 No.12560961 >>12558876 >mysterious brown paste isn't named or mentioned Ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:28:29 2019 No.12560964 >>12559223 I loved him in Austin Powers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:29:08 2019 No.12560969 >>12559162 Do Americans really put as much sugar in meat as they do in sweet pastries? What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:30:57 2019 No.12560975 >>12559243 >box of hot pocket potatoes N-nani??

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:33:14 2019 No.12560978 >>12559262 I honestly kind of wish I could this once in my life, just press on my skin and have all the pores expel this shit. Just once, I don't want to be grease face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:33:37 2019 No.12560981 >>12560961 mustard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:35:27 2019 No.12560987 >>12560969 Yes. American BBQ is disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:36:48 2019 No.12560993 >>12560969 Sugar makes stuff taste better

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:38:29 2019 No.12561000 >>12559493 That looks amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:41:03 2019 No.12561011 >>12559502 I remember my late grandma teaching me to flour a big chunk of meat before passing it lightly on the pan to finally get it in the oven to be baked. Based grandma knew some great tricks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:50:37 2019 No.12561038 >>12560993 No, it doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 17:57:18 2019 No.12561060 File: 230 KB, 1125x1774, 7C7B3278-646B-4937-BF67-27211526FEFA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12558647 >>12560891 I still see thumbnails, retards. And webms are easily viewed with VLC

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 18:09:08 2019 No.12561097 File: 2.93 MB, 852x480, eel cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 18:10:46 2019 No.12561107 >>12558599 >puts the egg in before the onion >barely bothers to mix this shit >whole onion >pinch of salt >tiny pan without a lid Why though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 18:33:29 2019 No.12561186 >>12558599 >cracked yolk Stopped watching right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 18:41:42 2019 No.12561215 >>12558918 CBD is completely ineffective if digested. You can only absorb CBD sublingually or by inhaling it. This is a good idea for weed chocolates though I guess if you used THC oil

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 18:43:17 2019 No.12561220 >>12561097 why are gooks so heartless?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 18:43:26 2019 No.12561221 >>12559189 >>12559184 You can't get any non-placebo effects from eating CBD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 18:46:35 2019 No.12561231 >>12557104 expert DF player

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 18:59:50 2019 No.12561272 >>12559341 I'm glad somebody made this comparison. Gordon's a hypocrite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 19:01:03 2019 No.12561278 >>12558792 wtf, a TASTY recipe that looks legit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 19:08:33 2019 No.12561307 >>12561220 that thing has no head the movement is not "conscious"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 19:19:31 2019 No.12561355 >>12556998 good way to get a vandalism charge while making your peers cringe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 19:26:43 2019 No.12561368 >>12558682 >tfw lunch before seeing the probation officer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 19:29:55 2019 No.12561376 >>12560969 You don't understand how sugars react with fats and proteins during the cooking process, do you? Of course you don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 19:37:30 2019 No.12561398 File: 69 KB, 775x837, 1556038918853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12560897 this shit is straight out of a hellraiser movie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 19:40:33 2019 No.12561407 File: 36 KB, 640x361, 1561777505738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12557913

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 19:52:00 2019 No.12561432 >>12561097 >When the meat is so fresh that the soul still remains.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 20:05:59 2019 No.12561483 File: 2.97 MB, 634x360, 1561784561954.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 20:07:56 2019 No.12561492 File: 1006 KB, 640x352, 1546005874490.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 20:08:03 2019 No.12561494 >>12557045 >Chorizo >Onions on paella >not letting tomato cook with the rest of vegetables >Mixing chorizo with seafood >fucking lemon juice >no socarrat not a single step is properly done

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 20:16:37 2019 No.12561537 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, 1531984994751.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 20:25:11 2019 No.12561576 File: 2.49 MB, 640x360, coquina.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 20:28:27 2019 No.12561590 File: 589 KB, 1280x720, squid feeding.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here is a based squid eating, semi-related I just like it >>12561576 this is pretty awesome anon I'd love to see it in real life on a beach

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 20:34:13 2019 No.12561606 >>12558052 I want

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 20:58:42 2019 No.12561683 >>12560969 >>12560987 Why are Euros so obsessed with everything Americans do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 21:02:25 2019 No.12561689 >>12561492 How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 21:09:31 2019 No.12561708 >>12557913 It's like an alter to deliciousness.

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 21:13:22 2019 No.12561721

>>12558034
The GOAL was to not actually do it.

The problems came when the stupid kids accidentally gagged and inhaled the detergent. THAT is when their insides got thoroughly obliterated.

They didn't have problems because they actually ate it, they had problems because they fucked up in their game of pretend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 21:16:39 2019 No.12561730 >>12561590 you can make stew or something out of them. never personally had it but I've also never heard anyone say anything good about it either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:14:04 2019 No.12562198 >>12556998 Capitalism was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:21:46 2019 No.12562222 >>12557443 This sucks on all levels. Like it isn't even interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:24:05 2019 No.12562228 >>12562222 Checked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:34:51 2019 No.12562258 File: 2.94 MB, 320x320, Big Dish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:35:02 2019 No.12562259 >>12559225 Thats a pretty cute ocean dog, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:36:09 2019 No.12562264 >>12560095 >cheesecake >cornstarch wtf americans

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:36:29 2019 No.12562265 >>12562198 it is because of capitalism that milk is in such abundance

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:40:24 2019 No.12562270

>>12559243
...do...do these fat fucks ever think about the world straining under their horrendous gluttonous lifestyle? I mean shit, even disregarding "the starving African children" the third worlders who made meager pence off of that, the child laborers who picked the avocados, fucking cripes. Sickening shit, burn it all, just burn and don't start again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:42:26 2019 No.12562276 >>12559355 Hellworld? Hellworld.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:43:35 2019 No.12562283 >>12561483 Are those whole fucking vanilla beans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:45:54 2019 No.12562292 >>12562258 I'd pay this guy to cook for my wedding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:46:55 2019 No.12562294 >>12560897 is this a QUAKE 4 reference

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:48:59 2019 No.12562301 File: 2.94 MB, 480x480, Cooking-2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 00:57:19 2019 No.12562531 >>12562222 isn't that the description of most ck webms ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 01:06:18 2019 No.12562558 >>12557058 >Burguers cuisine

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 01:41:15 2019 No.12562634 >>12562558 and yet it's from the UK, hahahahahha

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:27:46 2019 No.12562889 Why is it in such a wierd shape?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:29:25 2019 No.12562892 >>12559493 >>12562889 forgot to reply

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:30:03 2019 No.12562894 File: 2.85 MB, 360x360, Stuffed Fried Pickles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:32:18 2019 No.12562897 File: 2.92 MB, 1080x1080, beer ramen-2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:35:53 2019 No.12562904 >>12562894 https://invidio.us/watch?v=NzEemp1SLOM

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 04:06:38 2019 No.12562965 >>12561683 Why are Americans so obsessed with Euros they automatically assume all criticism must be from them, even though it's much more likely to be from literally any other place on earth?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 04:09:53 2019 No.12562979 >>12562198 >I prefer famine socialists are weird..

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 04:17:30 2019 No.12563000 File: 91 KB, 255x144, 1560260621729.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12562258 >the sides survive after piledriving the whole fucking pan on the table.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 04:21:53 2019 No.12563009 >>12562894 Do they put cheese in everything just to have a stringy cheese end shot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 04:24:26 2019 No.12563016 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Mac ‘N’ Cheeseballs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12563009 yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 05:48:08 2019 No.12563266 >>12558740 >salt and pepper to taste >on raw fish Aight senpai, you do you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 08:11:06 2019 No.12563573 File: 27 KB, 355x355, 71F5Cx5E87L._SY355_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12556998 >when people say that white people have no culture Ummm, think again sweetie

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 08:50:20 2019 No.12563686 >>12557621 so they're drinking dish soap in the commercials? ew

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 08:56:20 2019 No.12563705 >>12559341 F R A U D E X P O S E D

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:01:41 2019 No.12563913 File: 159 KB, 360x203, trump1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12557059 >>12558799 >>12558883 >>12559195 >>12559309 >>12559309 >>12560948 >>12561494 Care to post a better paella?

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