Pig Out Day

[Anonymous No.12559620]

Ok gang. Today is the day. No going back. I am depressed, exhausted, and there is no hope for me. I have subconsciously gained 30lbs over the course of the past year. And it's time to up my game and fastforward my death. What will my eating regimen look like today? I'm thinking...


>Breakfast

3 scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, hashbrowns, grilled cheese sandwich, Dr Pepper

>Lunch

12 pack of taco bell doritos locust tacos, fries, double bacon cheese burgers and a brownie

>Dinner

Large double cheese, double pepperoni, double bacon, double sausage pizza from dominoes with ranch sauce and a dozen wings, and some nachos and spicy salsa

>Dessert

Chocolate cheese cake and oreos.


Am I missing anything?

[Anonymous No.12559622]

WOW! thats pretty crazy

[Anonymous No.12559628]

>>12559622

Hey I got a crazy appetite big man

[Anonymous No.12559655]

>>12559620
>Am I missing anything?

Alcohol and soft drink

[Anonymous No.12559657]

Kek loving the thread op

[Anonymous No.12559659]

>>12559620
Are you gonna post the picture of your meal or this is just one of those fantasy thread?

[Anonymous No.12559662]

>>12559620
Lunch

12 pack of taco bell doritos locust tacos, fries, double bacon cheese burgers and a brownie

>Dinner

Large double cheese, double pepperoni, double bacon, double sausage pizza from dominoes with ranch sauce and a dozen wings, and some nachos and spicy salsa

I don't believe you. Post a picture of your stomach right now.

[Anonymous No.12559732]

>>12559620
Where did you find this picture of me?

[Anonymous No.12559778]

>>12559732

Reddit

[Anonymous No.12559794]

>locust tacos

lol is this the year 2055?

[Anonymous No.12559796]

That shirt is absolutely amazing.

[Anonymous No.12559850]

>>12559620
>that fucking pic

[Anonymous No.12559865]

>this is your average polposter
Teaching boomers how to use computers was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.12559904]

>>12559794

YES

[Anonymous No.12559918]

>>12559620
>only 30
pussy, after I stopped lifting last year I put on 40lbs.. I'm 6'8'' though so it's fine I'm sure no one notices.

I'm eating 6 hard boiled eggs and some strawberries for breakfast. Eat lots of chips, like family sized bags in one sitting, multiple bags. Easy.

[Anonymous No.12559952]

>>12559918
hello my fellow marfan's man

[Anonymous No.12559976]

>>12559620
peak boomer.

[Anonymous No.12559990]

Veggies, sweetie.
Reconsider your options. You may be a brainless caveman, but you can turn your life around with water, healthy veggies and exercise.

You can do it!

[Anonymous No.12559991]

What an infinitely based Dad.

[Anonymous No.12560048]

>>12559990

I need to put the veggies on bread with cheese and toast it. Is this ok? I'm thinking onions, olives, green peppers, seranos, tomato and some garlic. Then some shredded mozzarella or cheddar on either sourdough or french baguette. I need your input right now.

[Anonymous No.12560146]

>>12559918
Hi. Where can I find more of this

[Anonymous No.12560167]

>>12560048
No.

[Anonymous No.12560443]

>>12560167

I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.12560487]

>>12560443
Stop being a bitch, you don't need the empty carbs from bread you fat fuck. And stop being a swollen balloon of a person by eating cheese. Spice your veggies and they will taste great.

[Anonymous No.12560496]

>>12559620
Tomorrow try and cook an entire dozen eggs for breakfast instead of a measly three. You have to set goals for yourself.

[Anonymous No.12560510]

>>12560487
Fuck off. OP is doing God's work. We need some photos, though.

[Anonymous No.12560793]

>>12560510

My dinner the other day

[Anonymous No.12560796]

>>12560793
Good work, OP. Will you take this into consideration? >>12560496

[Anonymous No.12560865]

>>12560796

Yes but I will make it in a sort of "frittata" style with bacon, sausages, chillies, and other stuff in my fridge. I feel like trying to scramble or make an omelette out of 12 eggs would just be really shitty whereas a frittata with extra cheese and stuff is relatively simple to do. Basically it's a quiche but without the crust.

What other good fat ideas do you have? I was thinking of making pepperoni pizza salami sandwiches. Basically take a slice of pepperoni pizza, layer salami, herb cream cheese, crisp fries and stuff then flip another slice on top. Maybe throw it under the sandwich press to make it all come together.

[Anonymous No.12560903]

Behold the master race, I swear this board is infested with these disgusting pigmen who can't cook without slathering shit in grease butter and cheese. Fast food posts need to be banned.

[Anonymous No.12560913]

>>12560865
>Yes but I will make it in a sort of "frittata" style with bacon, sausages, chillies, and other stuff in my fridge. I feel like trying to scramble or make an omelette out of 12 eggs would just be really shitty whereas a frittata with extra cheese and stuff is relatively simple to do. Basically it's a quiche but without the crust.
Damn, that sounds really good, OP. Take a picture of this if you decide to make it.

>What other good fat ideas do you have?
I'm not as creative as you, but you could always make a decadent cheese burger but instead of buns you use two grilled cheese sandwiches. This has been around awhile so I'm sure you've already done it. Maybe you could eat this as a mid-day snack in between lunch and dinner.

>I was thinking of making pepperoni pizza salami sandwiches. Basically take a slice of pepperoni pizza, layer salami, herb cream cheese, crisp fries and stuff then flip another slice on top. Maybe throw it under the sandwich press to make it all come together.
You just keep coming up with amazing ideas.

[Anonymous No.12561020]

>>12560913

Thank you, it means a lot and honestly I'm just going to get lost in the world of good food for the rest of 2019. My goal is to eat whatever I'm craving whenever and more. I've also developed some pretty significant drinking habits. I want to drink at least a bottle of something everyday. What is your liquor recommendation to pair with the grilled cheese guns double bacon cheeseburger?

[Anonymous No.12561110]

>>12561020
>I want to drink at least a bottle of something everyday. What is your liquor recommendation to pair with the grilled cheese guns double bacon cheeseburger?
I'm not really a fan of pairing liquor with food since I want to savor the flavor of my meal and liquor tends to overpower most things (in my opinion). However, sometimes I drink beer while eating and I find that porters tend to pair well with cheese-heavy burgers.

[Anonymous No.12561135]

>>12561110

Hmm good point and beer is quite calorie dense too which is ultimately what I am looking for

[Anonymous No.12561583]

>>12559778
Why were you on reddit, bro?

[Anonymous No.12563533]

>>12560913

Hey! I made it! I ended up eating 3 fried eggs and bacon as a snack before going to sleep so I only had 9 eggs to make the frittata. I used dill, a lot of cheese/cream cheese, tomatoes and some chillies and olives. WAH LAH

[Anonymous No.12564047]

>>12563533
Looks good, OP.

[Anonymous No.12564059]

>>12559620
>taco bell doritos locust tacos

[Anonymous No.12564130]

>>12564047

Thanks anon it was really tasty! I ate it with half a block of melted cheddar on garlic bread with a cup of coffee and orange juice. I can't wait for lunch. For lunch I am thinking of getting butter chicken and naan and a burger with fries or a chicken parmesan with fries and a side of meat lasagna with garlic bread. What do you guys think I should get?

[Anonymous No.12564168]

>>12559620
I salute you.

[Anonymous No.12564513]

>>12564168

Thank you good sir! Look at what I just picked up for my afternoon snack! On sale only 3 bucks! What a steal!

[Anonymous No.12564524]

>>12559655
This get buzzed before lunch

[Anonymous No.12564631]

>>12564524

I had some vodka and a couple beers.

[Anonymous No.12565032]

>>12564059

kek

[Anonymous No.12566019]

>>12559620

PIG DAY

[Anonymous No.12567279]

Bump for Ms. Piggy

[Anonymous No.12568498]

>>12567279
Thanks

[Anonymous No.12568613]

Based. Post pictures

[Anonymous No.12568630]

>fat ass retard making a thread about wanting to kill herself eating is also a leftist
No surprise here

[Anonymous No.12568661]

>>12568630

Right wingers are retards. Leftists fuck hotter women too.

[Anonymous No.12568709]

>>12559620
godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.12568715]

>>12568709
this has to be edited. my mind rejects this

[Anonymous No.12569958]

I got pretty depressed a couple of months ago, started cooking less, and stopped exercising. I gained 15 pounds in about two month. It only took a week and a half of my old routine to drop 9 pounds.
Eating well and exercising will make you feel great really fast.

[Anonymous No.12569984]

>>12568715
It's not. They get so fat surgeons reject them because they won't survive the operation. When they tell them to lose weight so they can survive the procedure and tell them to simply cut calories but not too fast, giving them the ability to count them out, they'll get caught gorging ordering pizzas. It's a mental disorder.

[Anonymous No.12570006]

have a drink instead fatso, just don't drive