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12569106 No.12569106 [Reply] [Original]

oh god he’s cooking fucking burgers again

>> No.12569110

Jesus Gordon just how much fucking seasoning and olive oil do you need. I think he's memeing

>> No.12569113

>>12569110
Pretty sure he is trying to preserve those burgers with all that salt.

>> No.12569122

Kek he used to hate celebrity/TV chefs yet marks out over YouTube views. Pewdz and T-Series better watch out for THE MOST AMAZING BURGAHS

>> No.12569161
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12569161

How the fuck are you supposed to eat this?

>> No.12569167

someone post this webm

>> No.12569172

B U R G A H

>> No.12569182
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12569182

>grated frozen butter in the burger

>> No.12569186

why do you care about this guy he sucks

>> No.12569195

>>12569161
If he was served this on a Kitchen Nightmares episode he would proclaim "fuckin ell" and refer to it as "ghastly".

>> No.12569200

>>12569122
Say what you want but he's always been ahead of the curve when it comes to promotion

>> No.12569203

>>12569161
>>12569195
brainlets not understanding he's just doing a burger as extreme as possible to celebrate 10 mil

>> No.12569220

it was a good burgah, until hewent full retard with the double layer bacon,shitty greens and sriracha mayo shit

>> No.12569223

>>12569161
This is fucking awful.

>> No.12569224

>>12569106
>>12569110
>>12569113
>>12569122
>>12569161
>>12569186
>>12569195
>>12569220
Cringe. None of you fags can do better and if GR served you a burger you'd eat that shit and enjoy every bite

>> No.12569225

>Anonymous 07/01/19(Mon)12:23:48 No.12569224
You should be banned for mass replies.

>> No.12569230
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12569230

the burger would have been kino without the mushroom and egg and that's a fact

>> No.12569232

>>12569230
It would have been better, but it still had many problems.

>> No.12569236

>>12569232
like what? the ruccola + bacon + sriracha mayo works well

>> No.12569247

>>12569236
Stop talking.

>> No.12569301
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>> No.12569341

>>12569110
The secret to a lot of gourmet food is just excessive amounts of fat and seasoning. I went to a french restaurant and everything was in pools of butter and salt. I was shocked that it was being served because the amount actually made it bad to me.

>> No.12569355

>>12569341
>>12569341

Stick toMcDonald's tenders then m8

>> No.12569367

>>12569224
Chill out Gordon.

>> No.12569373

>>12569161
>juice pours down your arm

>> No.12569386

>>12569161
>here's your burger bro

>> No.12569392

>>12569203
10 million what?

>> No.12569399

>>12569392
Jews.

>> No.12569451

>>12569161
how nice of him to list the kcal on it aswell

>> No.12569456

>>12569106
Does grating frozen butter into the burger patty really work?

>> No.12569465

>>12569301
this will never not be funny

>> No.12569486

Holy fuck all that salt.

>> No.12569496

>>12569486

my tongue turned into a pepperoni stick just watching this. Terrible!

>> No.12569518
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12569518

what did Gordon mean by this?

>> No.12569552

>>12569518
No self-insight, common trait in narcissists

>> No.12569802

>>12569518
these ps3 graphics

>> No.12569809

>>12569518
>>12569802
I'm impressed someone took the effort to make this.

>> No.12569872

>>12569518
The first sensational show is made for uncultured fat American swines who go "haha its too big!' while gobbling up their greasy over processed shit in front of the television and only have a couple spoons.

The second is for people who enjoy good food and recognize that a good burger can be eaten with a knife and fork.

>> No.12569926

>>12569518
He's an absolute faggot. Possibly the worst faux reality cooking star to ever corrupt the airways.

>> No.12569938

Okay, I'm gonna say what we've all been thinking for year:

Why in the hell would you order ground beef rare?

>> No.12569939

>>12569872

>a good burger can be eaten with a knife and fork.

You're a limp wristed faggot.

>> No.12569956

>>12569938
If you prep and grind it yourself it's great. If not, it's as dangerous as eating it uncooked.

>> No.12570005

>>12569939
Fat uncultured retard spotted.

>> No.12570014

>>12569938
Because you live in a first world country where it actually tastes nice and don't get parasites from it.

>> No.12570022

>>12569938
I don't know why you'd ever order it rare. Rare has an unpleasant pasty texture.

Medium rare, however, is fucking fantastic and gives you a nice contrast in texture between the crust on the outside of the patty and the more tender interior.

>>12570014
this.

>> No.12570028

>>12570005
Pussy ass bitch that cant eat a sandwich without utensils because they might get some mustard on their petticoat spotted.

>> No.12570077

>>12570028
I never talked about not being able to eat those small feminine burgers you like so much with my bare hands. It's you who apparently can't deal with eating a man-sized burger.

>> No.12570112

>>12570077
Says the queer who practically bragged about eating a burger with a knife and fork. Back peddle faster dipshit.

>> No.12570453

So who’s going to count how many burgers there are and when they disappear this time?

>> No.12570460

>>12569938
Have you tried steak tartare?

>> No.12570550

>>12570460
Nope. Never will either. Have you tried being human?

>> No.12570561

>>12569399
Wow. That Holocaust tally gets bigger every year.

>> No.12570575
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>>12570112
>Back peddle

>> No.12570586

>>12569518
cutting the burger in half makes it possible to bite after you rotate it

>> No.12570594

>>12570586
>cutting the burger in half at the widest point reduces how wide it is
wew

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>>12570586
Have you invented a new form of geometry?

>> No.12570650

>>12569106
does he almost break reality in this one again like the last one?

>> No.12570668

>>12569161
is that cum on that burger, holy shit

>> No.12570676

>>12570609
>The United States needs some theology and geometry, some taste and decency. I suspect that we are teetering on the edge of the abyss

John Kennedy Toole, "Confederacy of Dunces."

There is no better illustration of a typical 4chan poster than Ignatius J. Reilly. Toole was far ahead of his time.

>> No.12570729

>>12569456
I don't see why not. try it and find out

>> No.12570737

>>12569486
A lot of that salt falls off during the cooking process

>> No.12570750

>>12569938
People who order their burgers rare are doing it for show
t. medium master race

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12570783

>>12570586
Is anon onto something?

>> No.12570804
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>>12570783
fake news

>> No.12570826

>>12569518
top burger
>has an out of proportion patty that looks dry and bland
>veggies look like they came straight from Walmart; no care given to the layering and they just slide off the patty
>bun not toasted
bottom burger
>meat to bun ratio is perfect
>bun is toasted
>cheese is perfectly melted
>veggies are layered perfectly; melted cheese helps keep them from sliding off patty
>cut in half to make eating it easier

>DURRR THEYRE LITERALLY THE SAME DURRRRRR

>> No.12570833

>>12570586
Holy shit

>> No.12570869
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>>12570826
WORKED

>> No.12570877

>>12569224
>mass replying
die in a hole

>> No.12570880

>>12570869
>make retarded claim
>get proven wrong
>LOL WORKED HAHA GOT EM
kys

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>>12570880
as an /asp/CHAD I'm leaving to go post for BASED WWE Monday Night RAW

>> No.12570890

>>12570783
Kek

>> No.12570913
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12570913

gordon ramsay has no idea what he's doing when it comes to burgers
stick to scallops gordy
leave burgers to us

>> No.12570922

>>12570586
it's for aesthetics you mong.

>> No.12570923
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>>12570913
this

>> No.12570928

>>12570783
cringe

>> No.12570931

>>12570913
>jewish made uzis

appropriate

>> No.12570936

>>12570931
Thats a fucking Mac10 you stupid fucking retard.

>> No.12571188

Why didn't I ever think to cook an egg in a mushroom for my burger. Thats genius and I am going to try it out this summer along with the shaved cold butter in the burger.

>> No.12571219

>>12570923
>using non-food tools to apply or serve foodstuff
this meme needs to FUCKING STOP. If you buy it in a hardware store, it ISN'T meant to be used in food preparation. It isn't SAFE. You fucking hipster faggots.

>> No.12571238
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12571238

>It isn't SAFE.

>> No.12571244

>>12569518
Isn't this because the restaurants are using too much beef in their burgers and therefore losing money?

>> No.12571260

He's a fucking troll. I'm convinced. I wasn't buying his bullshit before now, either, but the minute he fucking SALTED THE BUNS, I could have facepalmed myself to death. I fucking hate that wrinkled little goobershit.

>> No.12571273
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>> No.12571282

>>12569161
Looks like my girlfriend's pussy when im finished with it

>> No.12571315

>>12571238

>doesn't even know how to reply to a post
Really pathetic my man.

>> No.12571327

>>12571282
why?

>> No.12571675

>>12571327
>beef chunks with messy cum dripping everywhere

>> No.12571686

>>12571273
Lincoln be like
>hmm... that's a lotta burgs... hmmmmm...

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>>12569872
bro you just posted cringe bro

>> No.12571879

>>12570923
the worst part about this is watching this retard molest the burger with a paint roller

>> No.12571908

>>12571879
>paint rollers use incredibly cheap and toxic synthetic fibers
>hipsters use it to rub condiments all over their foods
What fucking idiots. If it isn't made for food applications, don't fucking use it.

>> No.12571963

>>12570826
In that episode, the restaurant admitted that they had run out of oversized buns for their specialty giant burger (likely because so few people actually order the fucker, it's a gimmick item that no one ever got).

>> No.12572018

>>12571875
um sweaty I think you posted the cringe

>> No.12572546

>>12571686
kek

>> No.12572588

>>12569938
>>12569956
>>12570014
>>12570022
>>12570750
Burgers should only be cooked well done and as thin as possible. If you want more meat just stack more patties.

>> No.12572851

>>12569106
>goes for a thicker patty and overcooks it
>toasting on buns is uneven
>seasons the buns, fucking what? then turns them face down on a grill so it all immediately falls off anyways
>bacon isn't crispy even though he says it is 20 times, puts way too much of it on
>says "get the bacon really nice and crispy" after he's done cooking it and is chopping it up like the cutting is going to make it crispy
>is he a retard?
>way too busy with the giant mushroom and egg
>arugula is completely pointless
>why sriracha?
>can already see the bottom bun squished and completely sodden in the last shot
and notice how there's no footage of it being eaten or even a cross section. it's an unwieldy, sloppy mess with poorly cooked components

>> No.12572922

>>12572851
>overcooks it

this, it's obviously a cribbed together video of a truly shit burger. he started the bacon lightyears after the patty and had it sitting up top in the grill "resting" for at least 5-7 minutes. good example of post-production saving something

>> No.12572963

>>12572588
Sure, if you're using ground beef from a supermarket, I agree that your method is ideal, delicious, and my go-to for burgers during winters in New England. For summer, I like to grill thick burgers from a ~80/20 chuck/shortrib mixture that I grind myself. My family likes ours medium and haven't been ill as a result.

>> No.12573033

>>12569225
You should be banned for being a retard

>> No.12573039
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>>12569106
Perfect ______ according to Gordon Ramsey:
Butter
Olive oil
Add some butter
Caramelize the butter
Now add some Olive oil and boil it
Now add the butter inside the _____
Season all that
Now season the pan
Now season the table you are cooking on
Now season the spatula (chef tip here)
Now pour some butter over ____ so that it boils in the butter and takes all the flavor from the butter
Caramelize the butter again
And add some Olive oil on the plate
And serve with a sprinkle of butter and bread and butter on the side
Bam
Now shout the name of the plate, like you are tired of people doing it differently than you, making viewers believe they are wrong

>> No.12573040

>>12571273
although i fucking hate trump i would still go there and eat some burgers, then milkshake him.

>> No.12573049

>>12570931
>>12570936
/k/ approved

>> No.12573051

>>12570936
You mean an ingrams and it's a fucking Uzi you stupid fuck

>> No.12573063

How many times does he say
>beautiful/beautifully
>literally
>nicely
?

He also mumbles half of the time, doesn't look into the camera enough, his cooking is sloppy, and the recipe is outdated. Bad lighting too.

This is Gordon losing a step tbqh.

>> No.12573066

>>12572588
>Burgers should only be cooked well done and as thin as possible.
fuck off with your beef fritters, I want a damned hamburger

>> No.12573106

>>12573066
Exactly, you want a hamburger so don't go making a ground steak sandwich.

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>>12570923

You call that a cheese burger?

>> No.12573179
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12573179

>>12573040

> get a free lunch
> throw tantrum like a baby

>> No.12573182

>>12569451
>egg
>beef patty
>bun
>vegetables
yes im sure its loaded with enough calories to make a horse obese dumb fuck

>> No.12573324

>LITERALLY put the burgers in the centre
>the most AMAZING bacon
>LITERALLY chop the bacon
>a couple slices of the most AMAZING tomatoes
>and just LITERALLY put the tomato on top
>the most AMAZING mushrooms
>and LITERALLY just crack the eggs in the mushroom
>season BEAUTIFULLY
>buns toasted BEAUTIFULLY
>meat browned BEAUTIFULLY
>the most AMAZING burger

>> No.12573366

>>12573324
you wouldn't think a world class chef would break his neck sucking himself off like that for the kind of food you see at the average tailgate party

>> No.12573551

>>12571963
>know Gordon Ramsay is coming to your restaurant
>oops we ran out of buns oh well lol
i don't think so. their burger is just shit.

>> No.12573680

>>12571327
Black meat in it

>> No.12573704

>>12569518
The bottom video is making that burger look larger than it is. It is significantly smaller than the top one. Also the patty in the lower burger is the same size or slightly smaller than the bun. The problem with the top one is the patty is 25% larger than the bun, and the patty itself looks more like a meatloaf than a burger patty, not to mention it is meant to be a gourmet burger but is using a bog standard white bread bun and the condiments all look like crap.

>> No.12574229

>>12570783
I do not cut them in half. I will use a fork and knife on occassion though.

>> No.12574375
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>>12573051
No you hilariously ignorant dipshit. Its not an Uzi, its a FUCKING Mac-10.
>look at me, I called the firearm the wrong name and think I'm smart because its the creators name.
You're such a little smug faggot! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
MAC-10 stands for "Military Armament Corporation Model 10" btw, you ignorant dipshit. Not "ingrams".
Holy shit, only an actual Cawl o' Dooty little faggot kid would try to deny reality this hard.

>> No.12574552

YOU FUCKIN DONKAY

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>>12574375
>cuckime

>> No.12576537

>>12569224
gordon shill detected
go rim some other celebrity chef soyboy

>> No.12576544
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>All the Amerangutans who insist they're the only ones who know to make a burger

laughing at this.

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>>12574859
what?

>> No.12578031

>>12569161
>this is an """""""""""expert"""""""""" chef
Yeah, I'll take my five guys double cheese, fuck this slop o' shite.
My grandpa makes better burgers than this hack.

>> No.12578290

>>12570877
thats not even mass replying newfag

>> No.12578293

>>12569224
this

>> No.12578297

>>12570112
>Back peddle
fucking mutts i swear

>> No.12578303

>>12570550
>>12569938
>being a tastelet
>being this smug
stick with chicken tendies you dumbass

>> No.12578381

>>12570804
he looks so happy to be eating and serving people all that mcdonalds.....like a an old european grandma who is sharing her favourite food from back home with dozens......i love trump bros....

>> No.12578392

>>12569195
this

>> No.12578396

>>12576544
>no replies to this golden image

we need to purge the sharts from this board.

>> No.12580598

>>12569106
>season errything, even the buns
>everything overcooked and poorly timed
>'Imma literally going to chop this bacon'
>says 'on' even when it makes no fucking sense
>'okay okay okay okay okay okay okay'
Is this the early onset of Alzheimer or has he finally succumbed to the junkie genes he shares with his brother, I'm honestly worried bros

>> No.12580618

>>12569225
this

>> No.12580633

>>12570826
>they're literally the same
he was bitching that it was too big to take a bite out of, dumbshit

>> No.12580636

>>12569938
this, ground beef should be cooked done. It's not the same as a steak.

>> No.12580655

>>12570923
Why do people make food that nobody is going to eat?

>> No.12580749

>>12576544
>>12578396
>people still post this believing it's real
Or, or, or... product testing isn't the most consistent benchmark in the food industry