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Has he finally lost the plot?

>> No.12569545

>>12569534
why'd he start doing his hair like justin bieber? mid life crisis?

>> No.12569561

>>12569534
Uh that burger looks perfectly fine.
He could have presented us with the most elegant looking dish and you’d still post this thread because it’s epic angry british chef!!

>> No.12569566

>>12569561
LOL

>> No.12569583

>>12569534
He had lost it for awhile now.

>> No.12569589

>>12569534
Damn, he's getting old fast.

>> No.12569595

>>12569534
God he looks fucking old

>> No.12569597
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>> No.12569601

>>12569534
>not a SMASH burger
0/10 kys gordon

>> No.12569609

You shills are working too hard today, three threads on the same topic is overkill. You won't get paid any more rupees.

>> No.12569612
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burgah

>> No.12569615

>>12569597
For the retards and newfags, Gordon has been known to shit on cooks and restaurant owners on his shows for serving similarly monstrous burgers that are too hard to eat. Now this makes at least two times he’s done it himself

>> No.12569620

What kind of """""man""""" gets Botox?

>> No.12569647

>>12569620
One who can't age gracefully.

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12569652

Daily reminder

>> No.12569655

>>12569615
yes because they looked the same you retarded fuck

>> No.12569675
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>>12569534
His daughter is almost legal

>> No.12569696

>>12569615
>home cooks and restaurants play by the same rules
Are you trying to be this stupid or does it just come naturally?

>> No.12569716
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12569716

>>12569675
blue lipstick

>> No.12569727

>>12569534
It's so tall. How are you supposed to eat it? There's no way you're going to fit that in your mouth.

>> No.12569740

>>12569675
>legal

dropped

>> No.12569993

>>12569716
>>12569675
Looks like she just finished sucking off a smurf.

>> No.12570013

>>12569534
No, that would be you sweetie.

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>>12569727
>There's no way you're going to fit that in your mouth.

>> No.12570047

>>12569534
As another anon said, shit is too tall.

You can't bite all the layers effectively, so you would either
>try to take a huge bite, but the whole thing would just collapse and you'd make a mess
>split it in half in your plate and eat it with a fork/spoon

Both options are non optimal and not true to the burger eating experience.

>> No.12570061

I love that there's so many people here who cant handle eating a thicc burger. Wiping your asses much be a real adventure for you.

>> No.12570078
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>>12569561
>this burg gewd

>> No.12570085

Amphetamine use has caught up with him...

>> No.12570114

>>12569534
that was an tasy burger.

>> No.12570579

>>12570047
hey codetalker

>> No.12570945

>>12569675
Ahh, dahd made a kiiilah blue burguuh!

>> No.12570958

>>12570061
can and want are two different things
just because your gaping anus is 2 inches in diameter doesn't mean you should continue putting cocks up them, faggot.

>> No.12571117

does godron have rosacea
does he cover it with makeup

>> No.12571119

>>12569615
>For the retards and newfags, Gordon has been known to shit on cooks and restaurant owners on his shows for serving similarly monstrous burgers
Wrong

>> No.12571125

>>12569652
J U S T
he used to be hot now he looks like a pineapple.

>> No.12571353
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>>12571119

>> No.12571584

>>12569534
he's just making gross shit on purpose now. he like fries the bun and then dumps cheese on it like a spaz

>> No.12571607

>>12569545
Unironically got hair transplants. If you watch the UK kitchen nightmares you can see his hairline disintegrating further in every episode.

>> No.12572073

>>12569534
>open the grill, and LITERALLY, just put them in the centre
>LITERALLY just chop the bacon up
>and LITERALLY just place the tomato on top
>LITERALLY put the burger on top
>LITERALLY, just, crack the egg into the mushroom
>Season the burgers BEAUTIFULLY
>buns, toasted BEAUTIFULLY
>just season that egg BEAUTIFULLY
>thanks to all of you watching all those INCREDIBLE videos
>I promise I'll always make INCREDIBLE food
>And to celebrate here's an INCREDIBLE burger
All of this is paraphrased to a degree because I can't be fucked going to the video and quoting everything he says, but does he have fucking dementia or something? His vocabulary is shrinking into fucking nothing.

>> No.12572214

>>12571353
That burger isn't all comparable to the one he made. It bulges out to the sides while his is almost perfectly in line with the bun.

>> No.12572219

>>12572073
Early onset dementia or dyslexia. Either way he's old.

>> No.12572270

>>12572214
thats a bad thing?

>> No.12572291

>>12569675

Looks like Gordon needs to lay off the oil. His family is looking greased out.

>> No.12572304

>>12570078
The fuck doe this post even mean?

>> No.12572358
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>>12572304
It means you need an enormous mouth to consume one of Ramsay's burgers.

>> No.12572368

50 foot high burger

>> No.12572380

>>12569675
his daughter is almost retarded

>> No.12572388
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>>12569534
That british cunt never had the plot in the first place unless it was to run around like a chicken with it's head cut off hollaring at people to sell commercial time and his restaurants.

This picture is more entertaining to me than that british fop.

>> No.12572484

>>12569675
which spawn will inherit his empire lads?

>> No.12572503

>>12572484
none. he has confirmed he's leaving his kids nothing at all in his will

>> No.12572542

>>12572503
thats jackie chan

>> No.12572552

>>12572542
I thought jackie chan doesn't have kids because they died.

>> No.12572825

>>12572358
Fucking Saved

>> No.12573227

>>12572073
His newest verbal tick that I noticed in the interview is asking "Okay?" after every other mundane thing he does. Something like
>2 parts mayo one part sriracha ok?
>open the pepper mill to get larger flakes of pepper in there ok?
But I clicked randomly at 1:50 and got both literally and ok within the span of 10 seconds so that was pretty fun

>> No.12573233

Man this guy got some serious groves in his face its like a mountain valley.

>> No.12573236
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>>12570078
>White American male.
Lol does America produce any decent white people anymore or are you all faggots nowadays.

>> No.12573238

>>12572552
Kek I thought he had a lesbian daughter

>> No.12573247

>>12572484
Empire?
Yeah right, that's an empire of dirt to put it lightly.

>> No.12573252

>>12573236
That's hitting below the belt, don't mix up califags/west coast types with the rest of the nation. We don't all go prancing around in vans sucking to hollywood.

>> No.12573293
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>>12573252
I have absolutely no idea of your faggot demographics but all I see on the internet from the states is faggots, prancers and liberal inclusive nonces. They legalised pedophilia there yet?

>> No.12573315

>>12572073
>the most AMAZING burger
>the most AMAZING mushrooms
>the most AMAZING mayonnaise
>the most amazing salad dressing

>> No.12573747

>>12569675
>blue lipstick
what a retard.

>> No.12573762
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12573762

>virtually every post in this thread is just viciously attacking the guy for no discernible reason (mine included)
how did we get to this point?

>> No.12573807

>>12571353
why the fuck is he pretending that he can't fit the burger in his mouth

>> No.12573854

>>12569675
They're all so ugly, the left daughter looks like a reject from the Bruce Willis family

>> No.12573858

>>12569652

his ego has swollen to immense proportions, both figuratively and literally

>> No.12573881

>>12569675
the blue lipstick sticks out like a sore thumb, why is that girl allowed to leave the house looking like that

>> No.12573891

>>12573247
dude's a multimillionaire in assets alone

>> No.12573894

>>12572484
his son, obviously. anything else is cuck pilled

>> No.12573902

>>12573881
wh*toid parents are scared to death of telling their daughters what to do.

>> No.12573904

>>12569534
Literally beautifully literally

>> No.12573912

>>12569534
this is the downward action into obscureness
next stop: gordon ramsay gaming

>> No.12573927

>>12569534
tasty-tier shit, what the fuck was gordon thinking
>memeracha mayo
>bacon
>a whole fucking mushroom
>fried egg on a burger
a stupid fucking gimmick to appease the masses of fucktards on youjew, he's fallen off completely.

>> No.12573933

>>12572358
Those half burgers look fine. The burger from the Nightmares episode is comically unbalanced.

>> No.12573936

>>12569534
my question is what the fuck were the camera crew doing
the lighting is completely off

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>>12569675
how unfortunate

>> No.12573950

>>12569534
>inb4 retarded shill posts "h-he was just to be pretending to be retarded" "h-he made it absurd on purpose because 10 millions"

>> No.12573975

>>12572358
I laugh every time I see this

>> No.12574068

>>12569534
>raw egg
>burnt shroom
>a pint of salt on every ingrediant
no thanks Gordon I'll just have a hotdog.

>> No.12574160

>>12569652
J U S T
F
U
C
K M Y S H I T U P

>> No.12574164

>>12569675
the mom looks unironically better than both her considerably younger daughters

>> No.12574173

>>12569534
Looks like all these high level, 3 star chefs eventually stop giving any fucks and going balls to the walls retarded

>> No.12574178

>>12573762
because people on 4chan make themselves think that they're interesting and special by shitting on things that appear popular

>> No.12574187

>>12574178
It is not that it is popular, it's that Gordon is a retard.

>> No.12574195

>not seasoning every ingredient beautifully
>not keeping it simple and rustic
>not making the most amazing burger
>not making sure the grill is nice and hot
wow... he’s given up

>> No.12574206

>>12569675
>*nglos

>> No.12574208

didn't watch the whole thing, but it looked good sure. let's eat this thing

>> No.12574211

>>12574195
>didn't rapidly switch between taking the patties on and off the the grill while saying ON, OFF each time
it's over.

>> No.12574265

>>12573293
>I only see the most ostentatious people on a media platform that sensationalizes ostentatious people
Wow, who'da thunk it? Of course we're not all like that, you dope.

>> No.12574273

>>12574187
yeah, sure, a board full of bitter, sad amateur cooks know better than a lifelong professional...

the real reason is that people love being a contrarian for the sake of it. pretend you hate the popular thing so you seem edgy and different

>> No.12574290

>>12574273
anyone who isnt a retarded gordon dickrider knows that a whole mushroom cap on a burger is stupid along with the numerous other gimmicks he did in this video. I wouldn't recreate that shit IRL, and neither would the people who pretend to think it looks good.

>> No.12574317

>>12574290
I didn't say his burger was good, either objectively or according to my tastes. My point is that Gordon isn't a retard, and no-one on this board has the skill, talent, qualification or right to call him a retard, and people only call him that for the reasons I talked about earlier

>> No.12574340

Wait, Ramsay is fucking 52? FIFTY TWO? I thought he was about 62, holy fucking shit.

>> No.12574353

>>12574340
working in a kitchen your whole life does that to you

>> No.12574364
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>>12569534
PlayStation 5 is coming.
This nigga still on PS3 level graphics.
baka

>> No.12574560

>>12573950
It's a bit late to post inb4 when there's already nearly 100 replies and not one of them says he's pretending.

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>>12573236

>> No.12574620

>>12569652
why do mem bother to get plastic surgery? It looks even worse than when women do it because men can age well

>> No.12574728
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>>12569652
REQUESTING OC WITH YOUNG RAMSAY ROASTING OLD RAMSAY ON HIS HAIR AND COOKING.

>> No.12574733

>>12569534
He's definitely slipped.

>> No.12574734

>>12569652
White men are slowly going back to powdering their faces. First you-know-who, now Gordon.

>> No.12574748

>>12574594
Me on the left eating some weird brown slop in bunny ears

>> No.12574751

>>12569652
I don't even know what the difference between these two pics except it looks like he grew an extra layer of forehead on the right

>> No.12574754

>>12574594
Does britain have the ugliest white women on the planet?

>> No.12574764

>>12574751
its hard for autists to recognise faces

>> No.12574767
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>>12574754
*steals your soul*

>> No.12574771

>>12572358
Gordon is such a stupid prick

>> No.12574774
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12574774

>>12574764
It's also hard for Asian people. I'm asian.
>inb4 asians and autists are the same thing

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>>12574754
no.

>> No.12574800

>>12574774
what is your take on hongkong

>> No.12574819

>>12574800
I have mixed feelings. My family doesn't like the Chinese government but China is pretty great at creating a homogeneous and unified country with very little crime per capita and good quality of life at the expense of destroying anything that originally made China culturally significant. I support Hong Kong's democracy but I also hope they don't become another dime-a-dozen dumpster country full of disrespectful gwailos and tourists.

>> No.12574833

>>12574734
>you-know-who
Hitler?

>> No.12574854

>>12574754
I've lived in multiple european countries, and from what I've seen, britain definitely has the ugliest women in their 20's and 30's. they don't age as bad as the germans though... oh god they really do turn into beasts

>> No.12574876

>>12574754

I ain't gonna lie to you mate, things are pretty fucking dire over here.

>> No.12574886

>>12569675
wy do they both look Mexican? wtf happened?

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>>12570061
>Wiping your asses much be a real adventure for you.
yeah it's tough these days but I still love a good burger

>> No.12575024
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>>12573933
>Those half burgers look fine. The burger from the Nightmares episode is comically unbalanced.

>> No.12575035

The patty is half butter, it'll compress when you eat, let alone the srhoom and bun.
Or you can just divide it easily into 2 halves and eat it one bun at a time.

>> No.12575042

>>12574754
Not even close.

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>>12575035
>The patty is half butter, it'll compress when you eat, let alone the srhoom and bun. Or you can just divide it easily into 2 halves and eat it one bun at a time.

>> No.12575081

>>12575051
>>12575024
Epic argument

>> No.12575179

>>12569534
>Has he finally lost the plot?

have you?

>> No.12575221

>LITRALLY
just lose the mushroom cap + egg and it's fine

>> No.12575235

>>12575221
Have you tried it tho

>> No.12575272
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>>12574754
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

>> No.12575291

>>12569534
How the fuck are you supposed to eat it? Seriously I am sick of these gourmet burger chefs making burgers that can't fit in your fucking mouth, people always make fun of McDonalds but at least you can physically bite into a McDonald's burger.

>> No.12575298

>>12569696
>Gordon is a home cook
Big brain over here.

>> No.12575316

>>12569534
Why did he use meme sauce (sriracha)?

>> No.12575336

>>12572073
>Two years from now
>Gordon releases another video
>"Beautiful Literally elegant elevated beautiful the most elevated beautiful burger" with parma ham

>> No.12575340

>all these mouthlet niblers ITT
da boigah is too big boohoo

>> No.12575345

>>12575298
Big brain baller brand

>> No.12575351
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who the fuck is this guy?

>> No.12575718

>>12571607
That also means he likely has erectile distinction from the finasteride you need to take and/or worse, gyno.

>> No.12575854

>>12575316
Because it's good and not a meme? Difficult to eat a meme since it's just a concept

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12576110

>>12569534
no

>> No.12576838

>>12575272
>be
Stopped reading right there

>> No.12576853

Is it necessary to salt, pepper, and oil every single part/ingrediant to a burger?

>> No.12576981

>>12569675
CORRRRRR

>> No.12577017

>>12569561
Shut up fag

>> No.12577142

>>12569597
Gordon Ramsay is literally normie tier.

>> No.12577217

>>12574754
On average yes but the American outliers are actually disgusting to look at.

>> No.12577232

>>12569534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-55ZYpTwu1g

>> No.12577249

>>12569675
They all like to oil their faces huh?

>> No.12577253

>>12577249
Anglos are naturally oily

>> No.12577272

>>12569534
Why does he even bother anymore? He has been doing this for 20 years and has several restaurants that run themselves, why not just retire?

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12577287

>>12569534
His burgers look atrocious. This foreigner really has no place telling any American how to make burgers.

>> No.12577290

>>12570047
If the burger cant be eaten in a car its not a burger. Real classic burgers can be eaten just by using one hand so you can have beer in the other while you stand next to the garden grill

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his son is an absolute unit, looks like a 90s jock

>> No.12577326

>>12577312
Dad probably shares some of his test and HGH, like any good rich father would

>> No.12577726

>>12569534
I came here looking for this thread and had I not seen it I would have made it myself.

What do you think he would have said if someone served him those burnt to shit mushrooms on that skyscraper of a burger?

>> No.12577749

>>12574819
>very little crime per capita
Yes, it's not a crime as long as you can pay for it! China is practically run by crooks.

>> No.12577753

>>12577326
And his hairline, unfortunately.

>> No.12578081

>>12569993
Criminally underrated.

>> No.12578327

>>12575718
>finasteride
hair implants are not finasteride you fucktard. also, these are pretty rare side effects

>> No.12578338

>>12578081
>>12569993
reddit go home

>> No.12578346

>>12574317
>>12574290
>>12574273
>>12574187
>>12574178
>>12573762
both of you are "right" to a certain extend but i really dont see the value of arguing about a meme celeb chef online. i mean its entertaining to talk shit about popular culture(thats what 4chan is all about) but having 2 live gordon hate thread is just plain seething.

>> No.12578907

>>12573807
Because it's a scripted fucking TV show with scripted scenes Gordon is supposed to enact because the writers told him to

The fact that a scripted scene lives rent-free in /ck/'s head is absolutely hilarious.

>> No.12580642

>>12574173
Seems like it, but at least someone like Marco does it somewhat nonchalantly and making it clear you should do wtf you like if it suits your tastes. Gordon constantly praising his clearly shitty burger like he's high on coke is incongruous af, especially given how he made a career out of shitting on the tiniest error.

>> No.12580683

>>12574754
Bong women are like 20% 10/10s and 80% irredeemably unattractive ranging from basic bitch slags to fantasy novel troglodytes, and lifestyle plays a major role in determining which category a girl ends up. They don't do middle ground, It's hard as fuck to find an average, girl-next-door-attractive girl there.

>> No.12580685
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12580685

>>12574754
Yes

>> No.12580727

WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT? I don't know how much more of these meme burger videos I can take.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKrKQYddnh4

>> No.12580735

>>12578327
t. seething hairlet

>> No.12581864

>>12569534
unironically worse than doubleswee's crabby patty.

>> No.12581876

>>12569534
He would roast the shit out of that burger if it were served to him on his show.
>>12569615 is right.

>> No.12581881

>>12572380
>almost
she wouldn't look out of place at the Special Olympics.

>> No.12581882

>>12572358
KEK
It's as tall as his fucking face.

>> No.12581886

>>12573227
Usually he says "yes?" not "ok?"

>> No.12581900

>>12569534
e's takin' the fuckin' piss.

>> No.12581988

>>12569534
Have you considered killing yourself?

>> No.12581999

>>12569534
His video editing was fucky, he burned his original buns to hide the burnt ones, and that bacon was the farthest thing from crispy. Good meme video.

If he's shitposting 10/10

>> No.12582002

>>12581999
>he burned his original buns to hide the burnt ones they botched the video*
Fixed

There's a few weird cuts.

>> No.12582038

>make a beautiful, artistic quality burger
>in order to actually eat it, you have to smash it into a flat brick
why do """chefs""" do this?

>> No.12583119

>>12580735
im not even balding you retard

>> No.12583170

>>12581988
Yes, at least once every two hours of every day for the past ten or so years.

>> No.12583236

>>12569675
That blue lipstick hurts my eyes

>> No.12583611

>>12583119
You know a lot about this sort of thing for someone who isnt even balding

>> No.12583627

>>12583611
>says stupid shit
>gets btfo
>lul you sure know more about the subject than I do faglord
i mean you dont have to be a fucking expert to know the difference between fucking hair implants and finasteride

>> No.12583639

>>12583627
whatever fag enjoy your hairplugs

>> No.12583645

>>12583639
why are you proud of being absolutely fucking retarded? also, you are arguing with 2 people

>> No.12583715

>>12580642
the virgin marco:
>this is how i like to cook it, but you can do it different if you want, that's fine
>d-don't forget to add a Knorr™ Stockpot

The Chad Ramsay
>And now I'm going to BEAUTIFULLY cook the most AMAZING burger EVER
*adds an amount of salt which would kill a lesser man*

>> No.12583825

>>12569534
Only faggots like this queer.