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>> No.12589723

I dont understand

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Delivery guy stole shoes, before he left.

>> No.12589770

>LUFKIN, Texas (KTRK) -- A girl from San Antonio has been identified as the suspect seen licking a Blue Bell ice cream tub and then placing it back in a store freezer, police said.

On Friday, Lufkin Police Department said the juvenile suspect's identity is not being released and the case is being turned over to the juvenile courts. She is not expected to face adult charges.

>> No.12589772

Do americans really

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How to get free burgers from McD's

>> No.12589836

Was it still alive, because of the brain?

>> No.12589869

She's likely a poster on this site, lol!

>> No.12589898

Wow, a whitey makes pico de gallo. This definitely needed to be made into a webm

>> No.12589906

Too young for my love. Disappointing.

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Love that WebM you posted ...

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>> No.12590161

>Always tip.
Lol, no.

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>always tip
more like always have the security cameras rolling.

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>> No.12590217

I love that americans give this more attention than the countless gun murders going on daily because they're fat and go into a rage at the thought of someone meddling with their frozen high fructose corn syrup.

>> No.12590218

It’s always niggers isn’t it

>> No.12590249

>the layers of filter are so heavy its blurring her legs and feet out of existance
She's not even trying to hide how hideous her body must look. At least make it believable with a few layers of makeup and a light filter

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>> No.12590294

If you call attention to those murders you're a racist.

>> No.12590295

this is exactly why you don't tip

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>> No.12590417

Someone post Tasty recipes, I want to hurt myself.

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>> No.12590498

Based boomer

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>> No.12590520

nah, just 52% of the time

>> No.12590524

Imagine the shit you would take

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>> No.12590531

he should have poured it into the shoe

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>> No.12590582

>Crock pot with extra steps

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Simply the best.

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Ok that is horrifying.

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>> No.12590658

how can he even get out of this literal "egg-fort"?

>> No.12590659

Jesus how horrifying

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He should have smashed the bottle and slit his faggot hipster throat with the shards.

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>> No.12590707

No that's not how any living creature works.
a bloo bloo

>> No.12590708

your inferiority complex appears to have consumed your identity. i love it when america conquers the mind of its enemies.

>> No.12590725

your fat rolls appear to have consumed your penis

>> No.12590745

what? how is he a hipster because he drinks wine? are you ok, retared?

>> No.12590753

i just realized i'm talking to an 11 year old britbong.

carry on, guvnah.

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>> No.12590809

That sounds vile.

>> No.12590824

>That sounds vile.
But there was no sound in the whole webm...

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>> No.12590849

So I assume the blanching is what actually loosens the feathers, all the spinning barrel thing does is rinse them off, as far as I can tell it's just spraying them with high pressure water.

>> No.12590855

i now dont believe any caviar is anything but spherificated poop

>> No.12590860

Wait, is your poop NOW spheres?

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Rubber things rip the feathers off, I think?

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>> No.12590943

this is fucking retarded on multiple levels

>> No.12591053

Oh you mean like Jazmine Barnes, the 7yo black girl shot in sitting in the family car, four witnesses claimed a 40yo white man in a red pickup speeding off, but when they investigated they found out it was two 20yo niggers who shot at the car thinking it was someone they got into an argument with the night before at the club and the media went silent?
That kind of attention?

>> No.12591115

Or the nigger that fell asleep in his car in a Taco Bell drive through and was savagely gunned down by 6 police officers. A lot of media outlets kept "forgetting" to mention that the officers ran his plate and found out he had a rapsheet longer than John Holmes dick, he had a gun in his lap which he reached for despite the officers telling him not to, and he had another stolen and illegally modified gun in the glovebox.

>> No.12591134

yes those would be examples of gun crimes, good job geniuses you figured it out

>> No.12591144

I think the point he was attempting to make was that America doesn't have a gun problem, it has a nigger problem.

>> No.12591151

>Mistaking a 7yo for someone they argued with at a club
Just how fucking blind can you be before you start thinking there's something wrong with your vision

>> No.12591155

and my point is you lard asses are more concerned about a fucking carton of ice cream

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>> No.12591163

Wow where does that come from? It would destroy our inferior flesh

>> No.12591173

t. media intern
You ignored the bit about the media not wanting to report on crimes if certain people are involved, but having no problems doing so if certain other people are involved.

>> No.12591174

it literally is how it works

>> No.12591177

Can both of you off topic faggots fuck off?

>> No.12591180

Looks very dinnerly

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A reminder that NEETs will pay good money for her canned farts.

>> No.12591221

yes, blanching makes it really easy to defeather. it's still a pain in the dick though.

t. shoot almost anything in my front yard.

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.12591255

That's fucking brutal

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My thoughts as well. His behavior has a distinct assburgeresque quality.

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>> No.12591340

What makes these people think that their so-called recipe deserve a video ? It's litterally just putting random stuff in a can of beans on the stoves. I do it but it's lazy shite and nobody should think it's a good thing to do that.

>> No.12591371

he's not actually swallowing it anon

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>> No.12591395

interesting technique

>> No.12591405

Based retard

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>molecular gastronomy

>> No.12591432

Have you considered you're understanding of the American lifestlye is influenced by the American media you expose yourself, too, you fucking retard ? How would you even quantify the amount of attention these incidents garner. Not even bold enough to state his nationality,despicable

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This. If I had the power of God, the creator of that vid and everyone who saw it would die in 20 seconds

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I guarantee you that guy uses that same funnel to bong her runny shits later.

>> No.12591525

What a fucking god

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Aren't you an edgy little poor person.

>> No.12591570

Imagine being this devoid of joy. You guys belong on /b/. /ck/ is for fun people.

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>> No.12591581

I was gonna make fun of people who just leave bowls out for halloween for being in the spirit but when I saw all those niggers I understood. Id rather just leave my house and put candy out than have to open the door for a bunch of nigs every 5 mins.

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>This will go perfect next to my flatev SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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One day you'll have a job and can afford the finer things in life.

>> No.12591622

Jesus Christ yuppies really do just fill the emptiness in their soul with overpriced techy junk.

>> No.12591637

I too like watching people talking without audio. Faggot. So since your webm is literally useless, mind telling us what it actually fucking does?

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Really? You've never used a Kuvée? I feel bad for you.

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If I have to explain it, you don't deserve one.

>> No.12591653

Juvenile? Jesus, in my day kids looked like kids. Nowdays 15yos look 20. Fucking hate it.

Can't hook up on tinder without asking for ID

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Juvenile is a code word, like "youth".

>> No.12591676

I would have jammed the chopsticks down that dogs throat. What the hell.

>> No.12591681

Your comment is worth posting why? This is retarded, that is retarded, we are retarded, that man over there is a fucktard, that lamp is a reject, that poster is retarded. When does it fucking end?

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The yuppie holocaust is over due.

>> No.12591711

Do you want to fucking throwdown, brother? I would have an intellectual tussle with your ass. You think you can just pounce and not expect an inquisitive mind to start tearing this shit apart? Haha, you are seriously FUCKING mistaken.

>> No.12591732

Is that what you want? I saute and water boil like an aspiring michelin chef. No fucking oil. Don't tell me you fry up meals in teflon under 30 minutes, olive oil bitch.

>> No.12591760

black and scorched

>> No.12591766

Why does he keep making the white power hand gesture?

>> No.12591793

I would shoot you in the head and sleep like a baby that night.

>> No.12591811

Do you even know how to obtain a gun you zoomer edge lord?

Ill jam the chopsticks in its eyes now, just for you baby

>> No.12591834

Chop shit. Put into bowl. Mix. Voila.

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Because they are amateurs.

>> No.12591897


ugh, you damn carnivores. foie gras is so cruel

>> No.12591909

It's outlawed in many places. Plant-based diets are the way to go.

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>> No.12591943

Oh, shit. I stumbled into /pol/ by accident again.

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>> No.12592058

Why can't he keep his mouth closed while chewing when he's putting such small amounts of food in at a time?

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>> No.12592142

>Too retarded to actually pour the salt on his own.

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