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>Sprinkles nutmeg on your post

>> No.12608669

O_____ F___

>> No.12608722
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Sprinkle some Sneed on that shitpost

>> No.12608791

can‘t wait until his daughter becomes a whore to the bbc OwO

>> No.12608795

*drinks a tall cold refreshing glass of cum*

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with that guy. Barley water? What the fuck

>> No.12608800

>combines ??? of spelt and ??? of cornmeal with "some" water to make a fucking ball of sand
>leavener is a chunk of petrified dough from an unleavened batch made years ago
>puts loaf on some ashy bricks under a campfire, puts a pot over the dough, and lights a bunch of sticks and leaves on fire on top of the pot
>takes it out a couple of hours later
>beautifully split, browned loaf with god tier crust and excellent flavour

Meanwhile, with the power of digital scales, proofing schedules, steam pans, constant autonomous electric temperature control and monitoring, steam pans, actual yeast, and baking soda, I can only produce oily cement-dense welcome mats with a fingernail crust.

How does he do it?

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>>12608800
Space magic

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>>12608657
nutmeg a shit! SHIT!!!

>> No.12608891

>>12608830
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Jas. Townsend is known to be THE most hung guy in indiana, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like a copper flagon", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours of churning, getting herself buttery enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with james barely able to force it past the knob, her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have nutmeg'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the nutmeg would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on james throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

>> No.12608898

>>12608891
this is a great copypasta translation. Well done

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>>12608843
This founding father carried nutmeg seeds and a grater everywhere he went. A known rake, he would fit the description trump gave for Epstein as well: "It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it -- Jeffrey enjoys his social life."

>> No.12608985

It’s bullshit. If he made a video called Brown Fool in 2009 he would have been crucified. Orange Fool? No problem.

>> No.12609023

>>12608891
John is the guy you see in all the videos. James is his dad