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>> No.12621396

>>12621390
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.12621407
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>>12621390
Why would two egg sandwitch vendors be right next to eachother?
They need to spread out and cover more ground

>> No.12621413

>>12621396
>How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

He jumps through the hole like black panther

>> No.12621416
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>>12621396
like that

>> No.12621430

>>12621416
I always watch this when I see it posted, truly a master of his craft

>> No.12621438

09312621>>
?sgge eht gnikaerb tuohtiw ereht fo tuo teg eh seod woH

>> No.12621464
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>>12621407
thats his son

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>>12621416
>>12621430
>not having the saute' "towelhand"
>grabbing a cooking pan with bare hands
>not deglazing
good flip though
bet he is in the black on his buckethut

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>> No.12621505

>>12621482
>deglazing egg
Is this actually a thing

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>> No.12621522

>>12621505
you can deglaze anything with sugars, its not much, but its just such a habit to deglaze and hit with butter to make a quick pan sauce with it

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more eggs

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>>12621582
>place ice cream on table
>place buttons on the table
huh?

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>>12621503
Are the bees part of the dessert or why are there half a million of them flying around?

>> No.12621854

>>12621710
I would do some nasty ass shit for a chance to eat this guy's food.

>> No.12621916

>>12621522
>implying the king of the egg fort has time to make pan sauce and feed all his hungry subjects too

>> No.12621951

>>12621582
>>12621584
There's a huge difference in these two.
Thre first one has artistic merit, the second is just two people throwing food on a table contemptively

>> No.12622056

>>12621951
yh the second one may as well be an Eton Mess dropped onto the table from 20 feet

>> No.12622093

>>12621916
feel free to call me retarded but isnt deglazing simply pouring water and swishing it around to get all the oil and other shit out and also bring down temp

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>> No.12622178

>>12621710
Is this the Duke of the Egg kingdom

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>> No.12622211

>>12621710
>mumbai disco fry
baste

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noodles

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>>12621584
that guy at the end who just smashes the shit out of everything

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>>12622291
holy moly

>> No.12622690

>>12621468
Where is this from? One of the only webms to make me literally gag

>> No.12622699

>>12621520
do americans really

>> No.12622700

>>12621582
lol modern art

>> No.12622706

>>12622163
who milks the moose?

>> No.12622709

>>12622163
>the virgin beluga caviar
>the chad bottle of water

>> No.12622740

>>12622163
How to make money off food. Meme it with gold flakes.
Fuck people being so god damn retarded.

>> No.12622774

>>12621710
>a new contender has emerged
That nod in the beginning brings me back. Remember trying to order a cheese sandwich from a stand like this in Mumbai. Ended up getting a 'hard cheese-melted cheese-egg-butter-nutella'-sandwich instead. Was so hungry I ate it anyways but goddamn it was bad. These sandwiches might look tasty but they're greasy as fuck

>> No.12622837

>>12622156
that trick with the dish soap is pretty baller, gonna use it next time

>> No.12622870

>>12621582
>>12621584
It's all so tiresome

>> No.12622879

>>12622163
>most expensive chocolate is 250usd
I very much doubt that.

>> No.12622970

>>12622156
gonna try these tips and tricks for sure

>> No.12622993

>>12621494
This is a blueboard. Reported.

>> No.12622994

>>12621464
what a proud father he must be to have his son following in his footsteps. the surly prince that was promised.

>> No.12623005

>>12622700
that's exactly what it is

>> No.12623191

>>12621390
How does he live with the existential dread knowing that he cannot leave the egg booth without breaking the eggs

>> No.12623248

>>12623005
that's why i'm laughing

>> No.12623283

>>12621584
>World's shittiest mafia thugs threaten restaurant to give them protection money

>> No.12623287

>>12621584
do americans actually eat that? or is it just for looking at it?

>> No.12623299

>>12621710
This the new egg God?

>> No.12623472

>>12621710
>Indian handling your food without gloves
do you risk it?

>> No.12623486

>>12621636
americans actually eat burnt meat

>> No.12623858

>>12623486
It's not burnt. Slow cooked meat always has a dark crust you absolute barbecuelette.

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>>12623486
stfu

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>>12622690

>> No.12624144
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>> No.12624201

>>12621527
how do i get in without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.12624210

>>12622156
>the absolute state of american beer

>> No.12624237

>>12621512
New content, thank you

>> No.12624238
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>> No.12624292

>>12621390
How does he get in there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.12624309

>>12623486
>meat is murder
is the bait we were looking for. you lose $800. try again.

>> No.12624314

>>12621416
He is so fucking cool.

>> No.12624340

>>12621547
This basically gave me a semi.

>> No.12624583

>>12624136
>that splatter when he chops into the pizza slice
it's a culinary train wreck, can't look away

>> No.12624655

>>12624238
ruined it with sprinkles

>> No.12624708

>>12623287
I guarantee this started in Frogland

>> No.12624750

>>12621715
it's a sales tactic to advertise the superior honey content of your confectionery. if bees know one thing it's honey so if they can't get enough of that dessert you know it's gotta be good

>> No.12624761

>>12621520
>europe.webm

>> No.12624776

>>12621479
I blame Epic Meal Time for perpetuating stupid shit like that.

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>>12624144
I'd rather have one of these space apples.

>> No.12624855

>>12622163
I'd honestly prefer a plain roasted Okinawan sweet potato over most of that.

>> No.12624869

>>12621520
So this is the power of coastie "haute cuisine"

>> No.12624877

>>12621710

I love how dirty literally every surface in that shit hole is. The mess everywhere. The cross contamination and salmonella. The way the little bit of cleaning that hot plate sees is with your bread. The little micro plane of cheese and epithelials that he lovingly puts on top at the end...

A true suicide sandwich.

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>>12621520
>MFW the second scoop

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>> No.12624908

>>12621547
...wait, bacon can come in SHEETS!???

>> No.12624982

>>12624761
We dont make your fluffy pancakes here.
They are great, but that is amerilard.webm

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>>12622740
lol stop being poor.

>> No.12625380

>>12623486
So is this bait or just never seen bbq before

>> No.12625429

>>12622837
I'm pretty sure for commercials it's illegal to do these, you need to show the actual real product. using other products in it and trying to show it off as the actual product isn't allowed.

>> No.12625432

>>12625297
Disgusting.
I get the people doing it, just not the retards that pay 2.5k on a mediocre drink you could get easily under 100$ (and I think that could be even lower) just cause "muh gold wow very cool" literal retardation.

>> No.12625439

>>12625429
Most of these do tho.
Take the soup, its all there, just a bowl inside.
The pie, I assume the cream isnt bought with unless its restaurant.

>> No.12625491

>first three webms are the egg faggot
im going to delete this thread

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>>12625429
>I'm pretty sure for commercials it's illegal to do these
It's not.
t. /p/hotofag

>> No.12625532

>>12621636
>*taps knife*

>> No.12625539

>>12625511
I think that's fine because it's using all of the same ingredients, but for something like beer, adding soap to it to give it a bigger head would be illegal since you are adding stuff to it.

>> No.12625565

>>12621512
eggnado

>> No.12625567

>>12625500
>Damascus steel to cut an avocado for hipster burger
The faggot level is to much.

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>>12625539
Every ice cream every photographed commercially is actually mashed potatoes because real ice cream would melt during the shoot.

>> No.12625611

>>12621715
This. Answer pls.

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>>12625583
Why not just film in a cold location?

>> No.12625629

>>12625532
ty for also verbalizing my rage

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>> No.12625839

>>12624895
The eyes of fish are extremely high in vitamins such as iron. Although disgusting there is a benefit to eating them.

>> No.12625846

>>12624292
Teleportation

>> No.12625852

>>12625839
My morning shit is extremely high in vitamins such as iron. Would you like to try some?

>> No.12625877

>>12625687
mexicans can work fast, but the quality is retard-tier

>> No.12625887

>>12622706
I never noticed that before. That deserves a Great Big Story or something similar.

>> No.12625914

>>12621396
He doesn't.
Spoiler alert, he died of cholesterol issues.

>> No.12625930

>>12623287
Honestly, who cares.

>> No.12625939

>>12624877
How can they be that oblivious?

>> No.12625948

>>12622248
God fucking damn, that's funny.

>> No.12625958

>>12621390
how fast would eggs spoil in this heat?

>> No.12625971

>>12621479
ew, mayo

>> No.12625988

>>12625297
Doesn't seem like it would even taste good.

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>> No.12626021

>>12621505
No he's just a retard who thinks he's an expert cook because he heard the word deglaze somewhere

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>> No.12626161

>>12621951
Yeah, say what you will about the first one, but I imagine it's pretty hard to freehand a circle that well with drops of chocolate syrup

>> No.12626182

>>12624750
How are people supposed to buy or bite one if they're surrounded by a fucking shit storm of bees? Do chinks just casually carry beekeeping suits with them?

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>> No.12626236

>>12621527
I'd fertilize her eggs if you know what I mean

>> No.12626240

>>12626187
nice

>> No.12626242

>>12624750
Bees make the honey, not collect it from other sources. They want sugar water and shit.

This just seems like the roller not giving a flying fuck during bee season, not that any of this shit was planned.

>> No.12626272

>>12626236
No Anon I don't know
>What you mean.

>> No.12626278

>>12626187
>from Top Gear
>to this

>> No.12626282

>>12625614
The lighting for a photo shoot is really intense and would probably melt the ice cream anyway unless you're working in some -20 to -30 freezer. And even then, that's debatable since it's going to be a bigass freezer that'll be excessively expensive to run while you and your camera crew keeps moving around / filming. The lighting heat would be much closer to the ice cream than the cooling vents so you are just fighting a losing battle.

Stuff like ice cream I'd give a pass, maybe, just because it's logistically difficult otherwise.

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>>12626278
All of the Top Gear guys do funny side gigs when they aren't filming Grand Tour.

>> No.12626288

>>12625958
Outside of the US, eggs are kept at room temperature and they are fine for days because they have the protective coating that keeps salmonella and shit out of the eggs until they're cracked open.

The US on the other hand, requires eggs be washed in such a way that the coating is gone so they have to stay chilled to keep bacteria away.

>> No.12626295

>>12626182
If the bees aren't stinging, they're just swarming. This is basically just them hanging around for the sake of hanging around between migration flights. There's no hive to protect so they basically don't give a fuck. Doesn't make it less annoying/terrifying to have all the bees up in your shit.

>> No.12626366

>>12622291
Omg a sharp pointy object can pierce through a mm thick sheet of aluminum?!?!?!? This changes everything HOLY FUCKING shit

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>>12626366
Bottle are better. Then again, this webm is soda pressing.

>> No.12626393

>>12626375
What point are you even trying to make retard

>> No.12626396

>>12626393
What point are YOU trying to make, JOE?!?

>> No.12626402

>>12626366
Did you miss the part where it was a decapitated fish?

>> No.12626429

>>12625839
Do they have vitamin E or C or something akin to beta carrotine? AKA stuff good for your own eyes? Or is that idea of ocular cannibalism too much for the human body?

>> No.12626524

>>12625611
hai. i know answer but pls dont make me reveal secrets

>> No.12626600

>>12624144
it's cute, but looks more like something your grandma would make as a nice detail than something out of a restaurant

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>>12621396

>> No.12626632

>>12621710
>>12623299
No way, with that black silk shirt he going on a tender date, may I c ur vagine

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>> No.12626657

>>12626366
It's more the fact that it is exerting enough force as a muscle memory even when dead.

>> No.12626684

>>12626649
Googled this restaurant and they are the epitome of expensive restaurants that barely feed you

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>>12625500
Look at it, look at the fucking mess you made.

>> No.12626695

>>12626649
Why do people pay top dollar for this? Is it the "unique one-in-a-lifetime experience" meme?

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>>12626695
I can think of worse things to piss away a thousand bucks on.

>> No.12626751

Does anyone have the webm of the faggot soyboy eating pizza next to the CHAD devouring some in and out

>> No.12626781

>>12625511

they actually can take the time to make them look not squished and place the pattie in the direct centre of the bun, it's just normally they toss it in the box.

https://youtu.be/ArLtWU19u6A

>> No.12626814

>>12626748
What is that guy wearing a chef's outfit if they don't cook for their guests?

>> No.12627028

>>12626285
James May is very handy.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuh7fLkPCszJ3AQOHNccGow/videos

>> No.12627190

Why are eggs so funny?

>> No.12627198

>>12627190
It isnt, but these .webm threads attract reddit tier shitposting and you are just making 4chan a bit more cancer :^ )

>> No.12627200

>>12627198
Okay

>> No.12627203

By what means does this baron evacuate his eggen estate without shattering the walls and having run.

>> No.12627216

>>12626034

Based roach

>> No.12627222

>>12621547
too much meat

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>>12626814

>> No.12627251

>>12622179
kino, what's it from?

>> No.12627408

>>12622291
That's the head of a wolf fish. A huge part of their diet is lobsters, so it's not unusual that it could bite through something like a can. Weirdly enough, when they're alive, wolf fish are actually friendly toward divers.

>> No.12627414

>>12624800
The director said "Let's have her eat a space apple. It will let people know she's a space asshole."

>> No.12627423

>>12627251
south korea

>> No.12627438

>>12626034
i would have dropped him if he pulled this shit on me

>> No.12627449

>>12626748
it's a fucking fried egg

>> No.12627461

>>12624881
(Formerly First)

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obligatory

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>>12627449
Perhaps sir will enjoy our seasonal vegetable course: Old Carrot.

>> No.12627505

>>12627486
do americans really

>> No.12627511

>>12627486
that touch of cheese at the end made me kek for some reason
>>12627501
is this a joke video?

>> No.12627519

>>12627501
what sort of scam is this guy running?

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>>12627438
>i would have dropped him if he pulled this shit on me

>> No.12627525

>>12621390
>>12621416
Why would anyone ever pay to eat this?

>> No.12627526

>>12626034
>The ice cream is so-so, but they taunt me with cones after taking my money.

Wow, what a beautiful and vibrant culture.

>> No.12627530

>>12626034
>people actually want to endure this bullying because they think it's entertaining

is this what it's like to be an extrovert?

>> No.12627544

>>12627519
People will buy all sorts of bullshit if there's a high price on it.

>> No.12627545

>>12623287
How ignorant and obsessed would you have to be to think this is an American thing? It reeks of Euro snobbishness. See also >>12624144

>> No.12627551

>>12624136
>literally looks like vomit

for me, it's LA food culture

>> No.12627552

>>12627545
That first one is Alinea which is in Chicago.

>> No.12627554

>>12627545
Insecure much?

>> No.12627560

>>12626748
>>12627501
Do Americans really eat this shit? Is this what American chefs are coming up with?

>> No.12627564

>>12627554
I hate America, but I also hate Europe. Anyone who acts like one is better than the other is a retard.

>> No.12627566

>>12626019
>>12626025
Glad you finally made it. Can someone give me a rundown of all the shit the first guy is dumping on there?

>> No.12627571

>>12621390
never realized how often he looks at the camera until i saw the webm in reverse

>> No.12627592

>>12621390
How does he feed without breaking the sneed?

>> No.12627593
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>>12627544
>>12627519
It's all about telling the right story.

>> No.12627603

>>12627566
I have shown these videos to my father-in-law, who came from Mexico legally not long ago and he goes back once a year. Even he had no explanation for what's going on in these webms

>> No.12627604

>>12622706
Your mom.

>> No.12627613

>>12627593
>you put ingredients together and suddenly it's a meal
really makes you think

>> No.12627630
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>>12621582
i actually like the way this looks, it's got that 90s windows clipart vibe to it

>> No.12627634

>>12627564
Humans are pretty shit everywhere, and it will never change. If you procreate, you are causing future atrocities.

>> No.12627636

>>12627613
we live in a culinary society

>> No.12627904

>>12626242
the vendor's honey is so good it made the bees literally quit their job. that's a ringing endorsement if ever i heard one

>> No.12627914

>>12624895
god i wish that was me

>> No.12627921

>>12624982
i was referring about your demographics

>> No.12627939

>>12625297
>rose syrup
what a waste

>> No.12627961

>>12625297
do black people know that they're clowns?

>> No.12627967

>>12625432
Some people have so much money that they have to find ways to spend it. Other people want to pretend that they do. It's not that deep.

>> No.12627974

>>12625611
They are just hanging

>> No.12628008

>>12627961
Do you?

>> No.12628485

>>12622156
what kind of a fucking beer doesn't make a foam when poured like this?

>> No.12629611

>>12627593

Who is this guy, coz i fucking hate him. I want to dig his eyes out and cook them on a hay stove and wrap them in a tortilla.

>> No.12629678

>>12624895
I recently got over my unwillingness to eat the eyes of the fish. It's actually good.

>> No.12629723

>>12621464
lmao if only the sons stall could be just a bit smaller
>dont buy my eggs or my sons eggs ever again

>> No.12629732

>>12621547
waste of porchetta

>> No.12629739

>>12621951
they're both similar in that they're both stupid as fuck

>> No.12629750

>>12621512
here's your newspaper

>> No.12629756

>>12621582
that fucking wrapped candy
>wat

>> No.12629771

>>12625582
posting this faggot should be a bannable offense

>> No.12629786

>>12626242
bees will collect honey if they have access to it
bee colonies will raid weaker bee colonies of their honey if they have a chance

>> No.12629817

>>12622248
Seriously, have they ever even tried any of the stuff they make?

>> No.12629826

>>12622326
They're cheaper than chicken in some places too.

>> No.12629834

>>12624655
It's for jks, they like that.

>> No.12629873

>>12622156
>Keeps garnish on top
Who the fuck uses a whole cherry tomato as a garnish? And who thinks it would just float in soup?

>> No.12630542

>>12627593
>...which is why I feel I can charge 50 euros for one of these

>> No.12630607

>>12621582
"That'll be $300 + tip"

>> No.12630823

>>12621520
>When the server tells you to say when

>> No.12630859

>>12622291
God I wish that were me

>> No.12630963

>>12630607
Given that this is probably the 4th or 5th course if not even later, that isn't a terrible deal all told.

>> No.12630999

>>12626034
>imagine all of the different hands that have touched the cones with all the switcheroos he does

>> No.12631008

>>12627525
probably tastes good

>> No.12631037

>>12627530
Imagine thinking that this is bullying.

>> No.12631061

>>12627560
This is a Danish Restaurant.

>> No.12631070

>>12631061
Shut the fuck up Denmark is American territory.

>> No.12631080

>>12626649
There are worse ways to waste $500 dollars than eating here. I'd like to try it one day, but I can't justify going all the way to Denmark to do it.

>> No.12631084

>>12631070
I know that, but the Danes might not.

>> No.12631094

>>12626748
I can't believe this is real

>> No.12631125

>>12626187
Best midge

>> No.12631135

>>12631094
Whats all that wrong with it? Its a cute little intermission. You're probably getting 4-5 courses here over a couple of hours, so taking the time to have fun with your friends in the middle of it doesn't seem so bad.
Its analogous to the chef's antics in a hibachi grill.

>> No.12631138

>>12621390
>filename
no effort lazy fuck

>> No.12631155

>>12627525
It's probably dirt cheap and tastes good.

>eggs
>onion
>green peppers
>S&P
>toasted bread

I bet that's better than lobster thermidor while hammered at 3AM

>> No.12631163
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12631163

>>12621584
>watching this webm thinking "This has to be Alinea" the whole time
>fucking Grant Achatz shows up at the end

>> No.12631182

>>12626285
>cookingeggsforamecians.webm

>> No.12631202

>>12622179
Did they fuck?

>> No.12631208

>>12627408
>wolf fish are actually friendly toward divers
Show them that video, they should know what assholes we are.
>Hey man, we're gonna cut off your head just to crush a coke can in your postmortem mouth for giggles.

>> No.12631231

>>12627593
>30, 40, 50 euros for a bowl of spaghetti
Fucking no you won't. Even expensive-ass restaurants will charge 25-30, tops, and more like 15-20, if not cheaper.

>> No.12631365

>>12621584
I bet the name of this dish is....

The..

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

special

for only

$10,000,000 dollars and 99cents

>> No.12631419

>>12627438
no you wouldn't you faggot

>> No.12631483
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>> No.12631733

>>12622150
She's actually hiding 400lbs below that table

>> No.12631764

>>12622163
You forgot this one: Eat bread withh God= pricesless.

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>>12622248
Can you imagine how many racoons died only to get the ingredients?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYUeeyzfwmc

>> No.12631793

>>12624761
this is yank shit

>> No.12631804

>>12631155
>>12631008
This. God I miss Asian street food after barhopping or after a long day at college.
>That feel of standing close to and eating with strangers just as tired, drunk, and hungry as you were after a hot bustling day.
>A place where you can eat quietly or strike up a quick conversation and feel no pressure to do either.
>See faces your recognize here and there at the ones who sell food you really like.
>All while spending literal pocket change and a few extra minutes on the commute home

Top comfy. Definately one of those top nostalgic feels for me.

>> No.12631815
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12631815

>>12626649
>fruit leather

>> No.12631825
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12631825

>>12631231

>> No.12631831

>>12627438
>anon tries to get the vendor in a headlock
>suddenly realises he's just grabbed a giant ice cream cone

>> No.12631878
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12631878

>>12631483
i can understand using this in restaurants, but not for home use.

>> No.12631917

>>12624655
Are you American? Most countries, especially Scandinavia they use that kind of sprinkles on just bread. It's way more buttery and rich in flavor than In America where it's just hardened sugar. It's like the rest of the world's version of nutella that you don't have to spread.

>> No.12631942

>>12631831
>Tfw Anon tries again
>Tfw he catches him.
>Tfw the man was made of ice cream this whole time.

>> No.12631948 [DELETED] 

>>12626649
>I served you a plate of inedible things, and I include one thing that is edible, and it's called fruit leather, so basically it's the skin of a piece of fruit and I broiled it. You're looking at about 2 calories here. That'll be $500, good day to you.

>> No.12631955

>>12631948
Fruit leathers are broiled?

>> No.12631963

>>12627242
why did the first one get lots and the second one half

>> No.12631975

>>12627566
packet of chips (obviously)
chopped onions
pinto beans?
black beans or shredded meat?
no fucking idea what those discs are
olives?
bbq sauce
tomato sauce
hot sauce
salt
lemon juice
more sauce?
tomato juice idk

>> No.12631977

>>12626748
this is one of the most stupid fucking things ive ever seen and ive seen lots of stupid things

>> No.12631978

>>12631955
>>12631948
M8, they're dried either in the open or in a dehydrator. What are you on about?

>> No.12631980

>>12621547
I made something similar for dinner last night
>chorizo
>smoked pork belly
>fried halloumi
>rocket for greens

>> No.12631982

>>12621582
this is what giving people too much money looks like. become a socialist today. down with the bankers & billionaires.

>> No.12631998

>>12631982
can i still be racist?

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>>12627634
Yeah we don't need future atrocities, we already have you.

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>>12631733
its all in her thighs

>> No.12632006

>>12631804
This spirit of street food is really dying in the US.
Street food is meant to be a quick snack, something that you just stop for on the way to work, eat a bit, and be on the way. The "ultra mega taco sundae" and those retarded ass things are making street food lose its meaning. Street food has always been about very inexpensive food that you can have on the go. Street food vendors are supposed to provide inexpensive food and their earnings should come from the volume of goods sold, not the per unit cost

This is one of the things I miss from my time in Vietnam. Taking shelter from rain below a tin shed, which is in front of a little noodle shop. Eating with literal strangers, while bitching about the weather, politics, talking about dumb shit all the while waiting for rain to stop. Now that's what street food should be like

>> No.12632019

>>12631998
I mean, technically you aren't supposed to be racist and a socialist, maybe keep it on the downlow?

>> No.12632021

>>12631483
the texture of caviar or roe balls exploding when I bite down makes me want to fucking puke

>> No.12632023

>>12621416
I love how, at the end, he places the full pot of raw eggs on the fire. It's almost cartoonish.

>> No.12632030

>>12632019
but the nazbols said it was fine

>> No.12632032

>>12631231
The guy clearly has no concept of restaurants that are not in the ultra expensive, michelin star ranked level. He most like really thinks that the average person is paying 50 euro or a bowl of spaghetti on average. Completely out of touch.

>> No.12632068

>>12621710
why does he do the headshake?

>> No.12632071

>>12631878
one can have fancy meals at home with guests

>> No.12632088

>>12632023
aren't those steamed eggs?

>> No.12632096

>>12631999
oil nice and COLD

>> No.12632105

>>12627921
Do you yanks have absolute zero self-awareness?

>> No.12632113

>>12631483
>>12631878
I wish I had this at home but it's too expensive and I doubt I'd use it often enough to justify having it.

>> No.12632176

>>12632006
Hell, yeah man. I'd do about the same almost everday waiting for the right bus. It's a real shame about the US being like that. From what I've seen from visiting. Lines are too long, food is almost 10$ in some places, and there's no sense of familiarity to the point you can go up and serve yourself and drop the right change. I never stopped at one. But travelling to other SEA countries it's just like home.

>> No.12632178

>>12631878
God I want to impregnate Naoto

>> No.12632218
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>> No.12632240

>>12632218
Interesting method, but I'd replace the bacon with vegetables or just add them.

>> No.12632254
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>> No.12632268

>>12632254
this looks and feels like a joke video but i can't find it

>> No.12632295

>>12632254
did we really need a closeup of how the smoke extractor works?

>> No.12632300

>>12632254
why all that precum coming out of the burger at the end

>> No.12632310
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>>12627242

>> No.12632365

>>12624895
When it's cooked, fish eyes aren't particulary horrible.

>> No.12632412

>>12627486
Did Jack die recently?

>> No.12632435

>>12632412
No, why would you think that?
He had a second stroke a while back, maybe half a year or so? But it didn't kill him; just his channel.
His speech is a little slurred and his right arm has reduced function, thought it's not fully paralysed. He's really bad at incorporating the arm, though, so I doubt it'll be getting better.
I even told him in the comments to keep training it, but I knew he was too lazy for a long term effort like that.

>> No.12632436

>>12632412
>>12632435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNGuhhGBGdY

>> No.12632445

>>12632435
I mean I supposed he would die soon because it's Jack, but yeah thanks for sharing this info.

>> No.12632463

>>12632068
Brain parasites

>> No.12632475

>>12621512
what the hell

>> No.12632507

>>12632310
Imagine working this hard at a minimum wage job lmao

>> No.12632517

>>12622326
crazy to see such a magnificent creature get sliced in half so effortlessly, they seem so robust and tanky, but i bet you could just snap its legs off super easily

>> No.12632526

>>12625297
>its alright man
bartender eternally btfo

>> No.12632555

>>12631963
might not be the same pizza type

>> No.12632810

>>12627251
Cook Up a Storm (2017)

>> No.12633171

>>12625500
Ketards are truly the worst people.

>> No.12633202

>>12624776
It was the obvious next step in american cooking, desu.

>> No.12633230

>>12627449
No it's not. It's a raw egg.

>> No.12633238

>>12627593
Woah woah woah woah woah.
Slow the fuck down?
You can put things INSIDE a tortilla and then like, they all merge together to become one thing?
Fuck man, that's crazy.

>> No.12633243

>>12627545
Grant Achatz literally appears at the end of the video you fucking ignorant shit. Keep to fast food threads only if you don't know shit about chefs or restaurants.

>> No.12633261

>>12631483
>Buy a McBurger
>Scrape out all the ingredients except bread into a bowl of water
>Blend it up
>Turn into pearls
>Put pearls back in the bread
If this isn't on Youtube already it soon will be and will probably get infinite reposts on Facebook.

>> No.12633273

>>12632218
>Fill a container with a half gallon of oil
>Dip the meat in
>Throw the rest away
Anyone who is afraid to massage ingredients into their meat needs to be forcibly removed from the kitchen. Imagine being so afraid of touching raw meat that you waste a whole bottle of oil. And don't give me that hygiene shit. If you don't know how to wash your hands then that's on you.

>> No.12633294

>>12622326
I wanna pet it

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>>12621390

>> No.12633401

>>12631998
If you are down to be a Nazbol? See >>12632030

>> No.12633470

>>12625297
If you ever put gold in your body to digest/eat. You deserve to get raped by a spiked golden dildo.

>> No.12633475

>>12625500
They aren't bold enough to show how someone actually holds that piece of shit of a sandwich.

>> No.12633492

>>12627438
That turk would split your head open, and everyone around would start laughing at you.

>> No.12633499

>>12627530
>>12627526
Actual autist that don't know to take a joke.

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>>12621464

>> No.12634118

>>12632068
He's gots the gays

>> No.12634265

>>12627593
As a Mexican I fucking hate this guy, a tortilla is supposed to be cheap not expensive

>> No.12634339

>>12632507
You should no matter what your job is. If youre getting money you agreed on, just buck up and do what you promised. He should be working somewhere more high end though. His bosses probably have him manning his shifts mostly alone.

>> No.12634432

>>12633881
Genius

>> No.12635056

>>12626695
It's intended for people with so much money that they don't what to do with it, so they spend it on silly shit like this because the ludicrous price tag doesn't even factor in for them.

It's intended for those richfags, and the dopes that will inevitably try to visit the place because the aforementioned richfags did, thus making it high-status and something to emulate

>> No.12635079

>>12631831
lmao

>> No.12635097

>>12627501
This guy has to be taking the fucking piss, no way this isn't just some big prank

>> No.12635109

>>12627525
It's like a Denver Omelette sandwich, why the fuck wouldn't you eat?

>> No.12635126

>>12627545
Imagine falling this fucking hard for stale and obvious bait. No wonder doamericanposting is still going strong with dolts like (you) biting.

>> No.12635212

>>12621710
He's too aggressive, no respect for the egg

>> No.12635296

>>12623486
It's smoked you absolute buffoon