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>> No.12644398

The King has arrived

>> No.12644955

>the video is ruined for me because I noticed the fat fuck on the edge of the screen who gulps down like 8-10 deviled eggs over the course of the 60 second video

I'd be giving that guy the side eye too. What a disgusting glutton.

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>> No.12645437

With that shiny shirt and larger set up, he seems like the villain in an Indian Egg Stand movie.

>> No.12645446

he's definitely giving the side eye to the guy recording.

BTW how did he get out without breaking any eggs?

>> No.12645464

Id watch it

>> No.12645512

Nah, it just looks like he's showing off, its a performance for him while the king does it just because, just because he's the king
Like those faggot japanese bartenders with their look at my efficient movement I am a robot what is your order domo arrigato shit
He's a pretender

>> No.12645526

>Ruining it with grated cheese

>> No.12645553

blocks your path

>> No.12645600
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So basically this movie. Except it takes place entirely in India and it mainly focuses on eggs.

>> No.12645637

This man clearly doesn't understand or respect the egg like the eggman does

>> No.12645655

>While you worked out at the gym i studied the egg

>> No.12645846

>only surrounded by a couple dozen eggs

>> No.12645864

thought it looked cool how effortlessly he grated it though

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>> No.12646618

Jesus Christ Egg Fort King it’s just an egg sandwich

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filthy conditions, greasy pajeets

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>> No.12646786

My Liege.

>> No.12646889

no, he is not the true king!
with that face and gate up he looks like a faggot of the egg fort.

>> No.12646891

the fuck do you think you're doing? Delete your shit thread, and then do it right.

>> No.12646896

tell me how i know you wash your hands after taking a shit

>> No.12646911

Will I ever make it to the egg fort or has my whole life been a lie.

>> No.12646947
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Those JP bartenders are trained. I work in an Agricultural school and about a sixth of the students here are in food service training. They are crazy practiced at pouring tea properly and serving cakes the "right" way. It's intense.

>> No.12646957

>Cooking in a silk shirt
Why do poos do this?

>> No.12646960

#not my king

>> No.12646968

The dark emperor of eggs

>> No.12647049
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Wife beater total chad look

>> No.12647199

I'm only 20 seconds in.
Does he not know the process of making charcoal?

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>> No.12647497

fucking gimmick. people who fall for this shouldn't be allowed to vote.

>> No.12647502

I think that's satin

>> No.12647509

Why do they put those pots of eggs on the heat?

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*blocks your egg*

>> No.12647570


My man

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>> No.12647587

Never noticed that radio says "Jesus is my Leader".

>> No.12647596

>the dirtiness of the stand
>the constant quick useless movements
>using the bread as a mop for the leftover pieces of food
>no gloves
>unnecessary touching of the food
oh fuck I'm cringing

>> No.12647602

thats a helmet not a radio

>> No.12647611

>tfw you will never be humiliated and dominated by dairy qt

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>> No.12647624

wtf is that.

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>> No.12647887

Wtf is wrong with it? Is this botulism?

>> No.12647906

Jack 2.0

>> No.12648119
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>ywn have this chick smiling at you while giving you a handjob then stop to wave at you

>> No.12648150

This usurper will never have the love of the people.

>> No.12649009

Big pylori bacteria trying to escape.

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After seeing that pic over and over I got curious and decided to test how many penne I could load into a standard 5.56 STANAG magazine.
I expected them to get crushed but they actually held up really well. The shape made them hop out out of the mag after the first 20, though.

>> No.12649121

I hate it when a girl has tattoos.

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>> No.12649393

I like how he tries to scoop up that piece of egg that broke off and it falls of. Then he doesn't even try to get it again

>> No.12649395
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>when you're not as good as the egg king so you have to try to be flashy to make up for it

>> No.12649398

Something about salt causes muscle spasms

>> No.12649402

Could he not afford two of those shitty grates?

>> No.12649406

>cleans the pan with your food.

>> No.12649409

It's an omelette
You're being triggered of an omelette

>> No.12649426

What's wrong with it?

>> No.12649476
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gib milkies now!!!

>> No.12649605

Now point it at your head and summon a persona

>> No.12649804
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Maybe I'll point my dick at your mum

>> No.12649815

I like how they looked around and checked for people nearby but didn't check for cameras.

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It's almost as if they are unintelligent apes, isn't it?

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>> No.12649894

god i wish that were me

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why do I have so many webms of people cooking eggs saved to my computer

>> No.12649989


Kid never had a chance with that for a role model

>> No.12649995

shes trying her best

>> No.12650038

>no physically autistic gf to complement my mental autism
why even live

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>> No.12650061


Racism exists for a reason.

>> No.12650100

aren't all of these blossom videos horse shit?

>> No.12650165

Yes they are.

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>> No.12650255

Who the hell keeps posting this without the "pasta la vista" caption?

>> No.12650303


>wonder if it would be nice to try
>eggs probably shit quality
>veggies probably laden with flies and their eggs
>probably some cheap shitty gutter oil used to cook the egg
>salt probably laced with some cheap alternative like asbestos
>have to smell pajeets/sweat/poop while eating food

>> No.12650313

it's not based on that video, but this bitch calls out a bunch of their horseshit in another one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0

>> No.12650318

This is something that has always confused me about the USA.

On the one hand, they're a country where everyone distrusts each other, they all have to be armed and ready to kill at all times, just in case someone randomly tries to murder them. They put cameras into their kids' schools because they assume that strangers might enter the schools and molest their kids, or that the 12 year olds might start dealing drugs. They have so many nanny laws like not allowing people under the age of 21 to drink.

But then at the same time, they just leave money laying around in the open and assume it's perfectly safe.

>> No.12650458

All those hyper-viral videos are turbo bullshit, because they are nothing but the evolution of the tabloid. Never trust anything they say. They are on the same tier of retardation than those indians and their fucking charlies and baby sharks.

>> No.12650491

imagine they let russians into your country how long would it take to go to shit? thats what its like living in america

>> No.12650507

I'm fairly certain they make the videos dumb on purpose. Because being wrong generates controversy, and people proving it wrong generates word of mouth and curiosity.
These people absolutely know what they're doing. The videos are carefully constructed to make people angry at them.

>> No.12650521

>Because being wrong
Nobody checks them. They make it wrong because it is "interesting", so the average smoothbrain internet user can watch it on the social media dozens of times and share it to their friends.

>> No.12650544

>average smoothbrain internet user
To be fair, most of it is literal children who are younger than adblock.

>> No.12650545

this webm was made 30 years ago, do you think he still works in an egg stand

>> No.12650550

At least Slavs have a weird inclination towards math and science

>> No.12650562
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Based anon putting the /k/ into /ck/

>> No.12650571

People DO check them - and they make public videos of them disproving them, and these public videos get massive amounts of traction and popularity.
See >>12650313
The video debunking it has 3,000,000 views, which it wouldn't have if there was nothing dumb to debunk.

>> No.12650635

He's too aggressive, no respect for the egg

>> No.12650641

also i dont like his shirt

>> No.12650769

>kid takes one piece, steps back
>mom starts loading up bags
he's fucked

>> No.12651171

Just some meatworms is safe just cook medium rare its fine.

>> No.12651491

Brazil is the future of America if you keep voting Democrat.

>> No.12651839

The irony of this statement is that natural born and "white" Americans are just as bad if not worse than the stuff you burgoids complain about with people of colour. It's hilarious to see American racism. You're all so stupid.

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>> No.12651907

It's to make sure that the germs on the egg shells are killed.

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>> No.12652181

this is retarded

>> No.12652265

thanks for sharing your opinion. here's your upvote +1

>> No.12652313

Be cause its eggciting ;)

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>> No.12652444

trust was very high in the past and there's lots of cultural relics from that time that haven't yet faded out

>> No.12652449

>outside charred to hell
>inside raw

>> No.12652491

I live in a nice area of chicago next to a shitty black area and when we first moved here our neighbors told us if we were going to be around for Halloween then we needed to buy 10 pounds of candy because all the black people come by from the next town over and really take advantage of the generosity. I thought they were joking but they were dead serious. My favorite guy so far had on a durag and a wife beater with a lit cigarette in his mouth, a pillowcase in one hand and a literal infant in the other. Nobody was dressed up

I was just shaking my head

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>> No.12652763

Urgh, arm hair is so disgusting. You just know he's going to ruin that meal by having his disgusting arm hair fall into the plate. That's why I always shave my arms. It also makes you faster and look younger. A win-win-win. I don't understand why most men like having arm hair.

>> No.12652859

I shaved my arms once and I felt like a fucking skeleton, it was pretty cool

>> No.12652885

I think you need to press less hard when you shave anon.

>> No.12652895

i dont believe the beer one, shit always make so much foam

>> No.12652899

Hang on, how does he get out?

>> No.12652911

Why are slavs so based?

>> No.12652932

she looks related to him, same eyes, chin

>> No.12652967

Whites build high trust societies that are not equipped to handle non whites unless they are oppressed by law and custom to keep them docile.

>> No.12652979

>All that work and effort, just to get something that looks like the prime rib at Crwcker Barrel

>> No.12653025

America is not one country in a sense. Each state has more or less its own government, history, and culture. Metropolitan life is where everyone distrusts eachother. People dont arm themselves because they fear they could be killed at any moment, they arm themselves because responsibility and self-defense are important to them. Cameras in schools has been common in most of the population dense areas of the west for years now, that's not a distinctly American thing. I grew up in a school that had none, for example. The alcohol laws are vestiges of a past that are rapidly being overturned, but in America teenagers are also more likely to be driving or operating other machinery than Europeans so itd at least make sense that our drinking age be slightly higher than Europe. There are open campaigns to drop the age in most states anyway. Hope this helps!

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looks delish

>> No.12653107

>America is not one country in a sense.
It is.
>Each state has more or less its own government, history, and culture.
Yeah just like any other federal republic, or really most countries.
>People dont arm themselves because they fear they could be killed at any moment, they arm themselves because responsibility and self-defense are important to them.
Okay lol, so they care about self-defense even though they don't think they'll be attacked or anything.
>Cameras in schools has been common in most of the population dense areas of the west for years now, that's not a distinctly American thing.
Citation needed.
>in America teenagers are also more likely to be driving or operating other machinery than Europeans so itd at least make sense that our drinking age be slightly higher than Europe.
Not really. 15 year olds can drive tractors and motor scooters here, 10 year olds ride bicycles by themselves without their parents, etc.
Though drinking is legal from age 14 in the presence of the parents, meaning the teenagers learn responsible drinking from the beginning.

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>> No.12653252

It's the dainty way she hoiks out the tortilla chips with the tongs that really kills me.

>> No.12653288

America is a shithole populated by delusional retards.

>> No.12653632

Cultural lag time. People and attitudes have changed but (tipping) culture has stayed the same and will stay the same for a few decades imo.

>> No.12653657

I would.

>> No.12653677

the tongue out every 5 seconds thing turns me off in a big way but I could probably get over it eventually

>> No.12653690

does anyone have the webm similar to this with a narcissistic bitch eating a beyond burger i think it was?

>> No.12653695

a lot of swimmers do that because it makes it feel like they are going faster, which it doesn't, but gives them a psychological edge and they do end up getting better times as a result

>> No.12653716

That's how a roast is supposed to look, you inbred dindu.

>> No.12653738

my mouth is watering

>> No.12653768

>leave 4chan and /ck/ for a year
>came back 5 minutes ago
>still the same fucking egg king webm

>> No.12653882

Egg is eternal

>> No.12654173
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>leave 4chan
LARP harder fagget, no one leaves 4chan alive. NO ONE

>> No.12654201


I wouldn't hesitate to request they stop mixing and splattering food inches away from my clothes, that is horrible tableside service.

>> No.12654210

You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.12655604

isn't this that "vegan" youtuber who got caught eating meat on some persons live stream?

>> No.12655677

>Someone is proficient at his craft
>cry like an autistic bitch
just end it

>> No.12655682

nice b8 heres a (you)

>> No.12655695

that took like 10 mins to prepare

>> No.12655741

I bet you sperg the fuck out every time you see something being served on anything that isn't a porcelain plate

>> No.12655805

do they fire though

>> No.12655844

Ok I will vote Democrat

>> No.12655897

This webm gave me the runs.

>> No.12655927

fag and queerpilled

>> No.12655949
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look at this faggot just sitting there with his arms crossed waiting for someone to make his food in front of him. not in a good way either like benihana. but in a bad way just to be like "look how much of a foodie i am guys!" anyone that dines in a restaurant that offers this service should be gassed.

>> No.12656026

Is that chicken okay?

>> No.12656061

>posts redit: the pic
really makin a strong argument

>> No.12656085

haha, oh wow

>> No.12656391
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>> No.12656453

fake as fuck
why would they coat pancakes in motor oil, u cant eat motor oil or dish soap or shaving cream or none of that

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>animeshitter is also a weaponfag
imagine my shock

>> No.12656550

Pretty sure it's cerebral palsy. Went to special school and got to giggle at people calling it CP

>> No.12656559

The soapy beer would be illegal if beer is the product being advertised.

>> No.12656567

It's nice to know many will evnetually shoot themselves. It's a statistical inevitability and makes me very happy.

>> No.12656630

Why do you think that?

>> No.12656634

This is bait

>> No.12656640

Because you can't substitute the product you're advertising. I remember a couple of years ago the milk industry got in trouble for using Elmer's glue in ads because it was so brilliantly white. They were told to stop it

>> No.12656679

But we know photos of food are faked for advertisements. As long as it's actual beer in the glass, the dish soap shouldn't be disqualifying.
At least, that's what this article seems to be saying.

>> No.12656699

Is this some kind of fucking yolk to you?

>> No.12656915

He doesn't brown the eggs long enough and no pepper. Poverty shit

>> No.12656956


>> No.12657285
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Tonight, at ~9pmUTC our divegrass team takes on /toy/ in our first match of the 4chan summerc Up!

>implyingridded.info for more info and stream

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based and redcardpilled
watch it today bros

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>using olive oil for the mushrooms, when there is butter/bacon fat available

>> No.12657639

This is just food you'd make when you're high

>> No.12657658

Ummm sweetie, I think you're trying to hard. Next time, try to actually impress me. Okay? Okay.

>> No.12657664

how does he get out

>> No.12657678

Oh shit, that came up fast. Thanks for the heads up boss.

>> No.12657718

test post please ignore

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test post please ignore

>> No.12657860

>Kid wants to be a good power ranger and takes one piece and gets ready to leave
>Obese mother steals it all

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>> No.12657879

No that's a home supply box for some shit like a slow cooker or whatever. He's carrying what looks like sleeping bags or a blow up mattress

>> No.12657886

t. nigger

>> No.12657918

t. retard polcuck who failed at life

>> No.12657984

Best sex I had was with a cerebral palsy girl. Fuck, those were the times.

>> No.12657998

Why does she drink out of a jar?

>> No.12658084

ACK-CHUALLY satin can be made of a variety of substances; you can have silk satin & polyester satin. But yes I agree he's obviously wearing a polyester shirt

>> No.12658105

Is this a weggbm thread now?

>> No.12658134

>daddy, you’re back! did you find us any food or drinking water?
>no, but i found two scared stray cats

>> No.12658265

>A party that keeps moving towards high unemployment, social welfare, economic despair, and a subservient brown mud race to keep labor costs low
>"Nah, nothing like Brazil!"

>> No.12658272

Are you retarded?

>> No.12658303

Because omg I am SOOOOOO rustic and country *insert painfully large student debt and whore sounds*

>> No.12658453

yeah i'd like something other than blue rare so you're gonna probably have to carbonize the outside

>> No.12658594

You don't? I keep all my pickle jars around for drinking out of or for holding food for lunch.

>> No.12658704

They're cheap and it triggers autists.

>> No.12658754

This. I do a lot of canning so we always have canning jars around. That's all we use to drink out of except for beer and wine glasses and I'll often use a quart canning jar for beer too.

>> No.12658996

there is no eggscape

>> No.12659045

The guy kinda looks like George W Bush

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>> No.12659460


He might have just been keeping his arms to himself so he doesn't bump elbows with the server

>> No.12659613
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reminder to all chefs:

in about 45 minutes our 4cc team will take the pitch against /toy/ to open our summer cup campaign.
sadly we have lost about all of our great aesthetics with the move to PES18 but let us at least keep our good string of runs going!

We still have open business with /toy/, as last time we faced them a cruel owngoal lost us the game and cost us promotion.

where to watch:
>implyingrigged.info follow to cytube and voila iit's right there for you

wtf even is this:

(almost) all the info you ever need about our team:


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we have enterd pregame setup
kickoff very soon

>> No.12659891

This is some seriously nasty shit.

>> No.12659899

If you looked up thot in the dictionary her face would be shown.

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Better luck on Sunday

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>> No.12659931

Yeah, my best friend didnt listen to me and he ended up dead

>> No.12659934

well shit

now it's on to /u/ (again) on sunday, trying to keep out hotstreak against them going

>> No.12659976

Why they are so dirty? They literally look covered in dirt

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>> No.12660059

>Live in Canuckland
>Take college course in food marketing
>All advertisement images have to be made entirely from the edible product and only the product
Learning to make good whipped cream that didn't drip on the pie took an entire day. Also almost every food shot is 45 degrees up.

>> No.12660078

>Learning to make good whipped cream that didn't drip on the pie took an entire day.
How do you do it?

>> No.12660097

God yeah I hate this. It's like she's trying to act all professional

>> No.12660155

Dubs of truth.

>> No.12660164

really tho, the second video looks sloppy as fuck. I would be more worried catching something there.

>> No.12660170
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She so hot! girlfriend matterial

>> No.12660210

I'm not sure, was two person groups, I made the pie.

>> No.12660274

>oh fuck I'm cringing
The funny part is that 90% of restos in the USA are no cleaner, they just do it behind closed doors so patrons get to think everything is perfect.

>> No.12660306

>Racism exists for a reason.
Cowardice, mostly.

>> No.12660307

>salmonella tapping

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>> No.12660331

Americans can't handle beef that's well done.

>> No.12660339

what the heck is going on here

>> No.12660357

thats sheboons for you

>> No.12660366

>A party that keeps moving towards high unemployment, social welfare, economic despair, and a subservient brown mud race to keep labor costs low
You mean the Republicans?

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>> No.12660414

and as you can see, bolsonaro has completely fixed it, just like trump

>> No.12660522
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>> No.12660567

women were a mistake

>> No.12660618

You got me. I need someone to tell me what the fuck that is.

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>> No.12660636

cheese wrapped in some sort of animal hide.

>> No.12660637

In a skin, what kind?

>> No.12660656

>no beans
>no black/white pudding
>olive oil
Not "full" by any measure.

>> No.12660664

High energy egging

>> No.12660753

of course. They are british

>> No.12660766

his actual daughter looks like she got 95% of his DNA

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>> No.12660871

I think tableside prep is kinda neat and would like to see it return to fine dining restaurants in a greater capacity. Dishes like steak Diane are kinda dated, but I can imagine more modern shit getting flipped and flambeed and whatnot at the table being popular.

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gib aged milkies

>> No.12661042

Maybe the vegans were right

>> No.12661068

Can't believe that used to be a seal. Fucking chinks

>> No.12661128

She would have been an excellent mother. Protecc

>> No.12661146

Now why the fuck would they do that

>> No.12661164

lol fuck off nigger

>> No.12661185

I dont wanna breed with a broken woman

>> No.12661189

>Would have been

>> No.12661206
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We Have Such Sights to Show You

>> No.12661211

>over a year since egg king introduced to /ck/

>> No.12661257
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>see egg king posted in other boards every so often

>> No.12661402

>thanks! Id like it well done please!

>> No.12661465

Based rubik's sausage

>> No.12661657
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Hail to the King baby.

>> No.12661877

Any one have the link?

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>> No.12661945

Found it KING of EGG OMELETTE | CRAZY CHEESE BUTTER RICH EGG DISHES | Egg Ghotala | Indian Street Food https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpeMHnQxKKk

>> No.12661960

How DARE he call himself the king so brazenly?

>> No.12662001

>having shit taste in entertainment and willingly being defenseless

>> No.12662012

lowest unemployment in nearly 50 years, can't stump

>> No.12662029

yes, the cowardice of niggers and their violence are truly disgusting to behold

>> No.12662034

She's trying her best, I can't really fault her for that.

>> No.12662063

That's the thing Sam the Cooking Guy cooks on. He calls it an Evo and he is a partner in the company, and they sell it for $4300.

>> No.12662180

Yes, "Rawvana"

>> No.12662226
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Weird shit tasting menu places seem to do a fair bit of tableside prep, or at least finishing.

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>> No.12662284

he added cheese. the war is over. he has won the throne by the iron price.

>> No.12662293

>If we stop trying to stop it, things will just work out.
Thankfully the Senate is stopping retarded shit from passing. You can tell when smoothbrains (you) are out of their depth, because they pretend like Trump holds the power, and leave out Congress... because all of your failings are from orange man.

>> No.12662363

Describe it pls
Why was it so good?

>> No.12662427

virgin catfag vs chad forager

>> No.12662697

Is that cheese or a fucking giant ginger root?

>> No.12662897


it was smoked ya dangus

>> No.12662923

all his kids look like miniature versions of him.
The seed is strong

>> No.12663091


>> No.12663174

Emergency Eggxit

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>> No.12664875

you must be retarded or a teenager if you think that's even remotely related to trump's term.

>> No.12664876

she isn't 'broken', as in, cerebral palsy isn't genetic, she would give birth to perfectly healthy children.

>> No.12664913
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>grates cheese so close to his fingers that he skins himself
>that dorky Hindu nod
no thanks

>> No.12665025

How can I make sandwiches like the king bros?

>> No.12665032
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>Fucking up a full English breakfast

I am john's total lack of surprise.

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I hope this is food and not porn.

>> No.12665141

Damn boomers. Update your quips.

If you Googled thot her image would be the first hit.

>> No.12665197

Not many food webms physically irk me like this one. Its just so much fucking sauce, and that last splashing of hot water at the end WTF

>> No.12665218

Rigor mortis. The cells don't know if they should still be working so they're going stupid and crazy

>> No.12665246

You must be fun in parties you never get invited to.

>> No.12666866

How could you taste anything with all that fat coating your mouth.

>> No.12666928


they left all the fat on it. gross

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>> No.12667043


you taste the fat

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>> No.12667216

I keep waving my hand over the white chocolate but it isn't melting. What am I doing wrong?

>> No.12667409

He's very egg-o-tisical

>> No.12667754

Because they are eggcellent

>> No.12667775

god i wish that were me

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>> No.12667859

They just kill the thing, or is this poltergeist?

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>> No.12667944

Is this guy retarded or what

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>> No.12668546

He's almost as bad as joeys world tour

>> No.12668593

no respegg
no esteam either

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>tfw you can tell just from the esthetic that it's Chef John

>> No.12668631

What's the clay-looking stuff he puts on after wrapping it in the leaf?

>> No.12668676


>> No.12668735

not my king

>> No.12668740

why don't they use nonstick cookware and save on the oil?

>> No.12668908

What's the best cut of beef to prepare a tartare?

>> No.12668997

>salmonella with rice
no , thanks.
weebos gtfo incel orbiters

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Cute, how all girls eat when alone

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30-40 minutes until out 4cc team kicks off in our 2nd groupstage match against /u/
we really need a result today to have a chance to qualify for the knockouts.

stream via cytube button on

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>> No.12669763

wew lads

we gotta win on final day and maybe pray for the other match to go our way

madokami keeps having stellarperformances against us

final match:
same time, next saturday

>> No.12670008

she looks like an australian dani daniels

>> No.12670119

>I'm not providing a citation for my original claim
>You need to provide one if you disagree with it though

>> No.12670597

>salmonella tapping
the fuck are you talking about anon?

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>> No.12670654

>undercooked eggs

>> No.12670682

>how to spot a europoor
>they don't eat pancakes covered with motor oil

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