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egg

>> No.12644390

bump

>> No.12644398

>>12644385
The King has arrived

>> No.12644955

>the video is ruined for me because I noticed the fat fuck on the edge of the screen who gulps down like 8-10 deviled eggs over the course of the 60 second video

I'd be giving that guy the side eye too. What a disgusting glutton.

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>>12644398
Ahem

>> No.12645437

>>12645385
With that shiny shirt and larger set up, he seems like the villain in an Indian Egg Stand movie.

>> No.12645446

>>12644955
he's definitely giving the side eye to the guy recording.

BTW how did he get out without breaking any eggs?

>> No.12645464

>>12645437
Id watch it

>> No.12645512

>>12645385
Nah, it just looks like he's showing off, its a performance for him while the king does it just because, just because he's the king
Like those faggot japanese bartenders with their look at my efficient movement I am a robot what is your order domo arrigato shit
He's a pretender

>> No.12645526

>>12645385
>Ruining it with grated cheese

>> No.12645553

>>12645385
blocks your path

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>>12645437
So basically this movie. Except it takes place entirely in India and it mainly focuses on eggs.

>> No.12645637

>>12645385
This man clearly doesn't understand or respect the egg like the eggman does

>> No.12645655

>>12645385
>While you worked out at the gym i studied the egg

>> No.12645846

>>12645385
>only surrounded by a couple dozen eggs
ROOKIE NUMBERS

>> No.12645864

>>12645526
thought it looked cool how effortlessly he grated it though

>> No.12646608

bump

>> No.12646618

Jesus Christ Egg Fort King it’s just an egg sandwich

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>>12644385
>>12645385
filthy conditions, greasy pajeets

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>> No.12646786

>>12644385
My Liege.

>> No.12646889

>>12645385
no, he is not the true king!
with that face and gate up he looks like a faggot of the egg fort.

>> No.12646891

>>12644385
>filename
the fuck do you think you're doing? Delete your shit thread, and then do it right.

>> No.12646896

>>12646685
tell me how i know you wash your hands after taking a shit

>> No.12646911

Will I ever make it to the egg fort or has my whole life been a lie.

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>>12645512
Those JP bartenders are trained. I work in an Agricultural school and about a sixth of the students here are in food service training. They are crazy practiced at pouring tea properly and serving cakes the "right" way. It's intense.

>> No.12646957

>>12645385
>Cooking in a silk shirt
Why do poos do this?

>> No.12646960

>>12645385
>Filename
#not my king

>> No.12646968

>>12645385
The dark emperor of eggs

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>>12646957
Wife beater total chad look

>> No.12647199

>>12646630
I'm only 20 seconds in.
Does he not know the process of making charcoal?

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>>12644385
egg

>> No.12647497

>>12647246
fucking gimmick. people who fall for this shouldn't be allowed to vote.

>> No.12647502

>>12646957
I think that's satin

>> No.12647509

>>12644385
Why do they put those pots of eggs on the heat?

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>>12644385
>>12645385
*blocks your egg*

>> No.12647570

>>12647555

My man

>> No.12647571

>>12646691
QUIT EXPOSING THE BUSINESS

>> No.12647587

>>12647562
Never noticed that radio says "Jesus is my Leader".

>> No.12647596

>>12645385
>the dirtiness of the stand
>the constant quick useless movements
>using the bread as a mop for the leftover pieces of food
>no gloves
>unnecessary touching of the food
oh fuck I'm cringing

>> No.12647602

>>12647587
thats a helmet not a radio

>> No.12647611

>>12647555
>tfw you will never be humiliated and dominated by dairy qt

>> No.12647612

>>12646660
lmao

>> No.12647624

>>12646633
wtf is that.

>> No.12647629

>>12647624
meat

>> No.12647887

>>12647629
Wtf is wrong with it? Is this botulism?

>> No.12647906

>>12646660
Jack 2.0

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>>12647555
>ywn have this chick smiling at you while giving you a handjob then stop to wave at you

>> No.12648150

>>12645385
This usurper will never have the love of the people.

>> No.12649009

>>12647887
Big pylori bacteria trying to escape.

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>>12647887

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>>12648119
After seeing that pic over and over I got curious and decided to test how many penne I could load into a standard 5.56 STANAG magazine.
I expected them to get crushed but they actually held up really well. The shape made them hop out out of the mag after the first 20, though.

>> No.12649121

>>12649016
Disgusting.
I hate it when a girl has tattoos.

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>>12649121

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>> No.12649393

>>12644385
I like how he tries to scoop up that piece of egg that broke off and it falls of. Then he doesn't even try to get it again

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>>12645385
>when you're not as good as the egg king so you have to try to be flashy to make up for it

>> No.12649398

>>12647624
Something about salt causes muscle spasms

>> No.12649402

>>12646660
Could he not afford two of those shitty grates?

>> No.12649406

>>12645385
>cleans the pan with your food.

>> No.12649409

>>12647497
It's an omelette
You're being triggered of an omelette

>> No.12649426

>>12647497
What's wrong with it?

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>>12646665
gib milkies now!!!

>> No.12649605

>>12649106
Now point it at your head and summon a persona

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>>12649605
Maybe I'll point my dick at your mum

>> No.12649815

>>12649804
I like how they looked around and checked for people nearby but didn't check for cameras.

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>>12649815
It's almost as if they are unintelligent apes, isn't it?

>> No.12649881

>>12646665
protecc

>> No.12649894

>>12647555
god i wish that were me

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why do I have so many webms of people cooking eggs saved to my computer

>> No.12649989

>>12649852

Kid never had a chance with that for a role model

>> No.12649995

>>12646665
shes trying her best

>> No.12650038

>>12646665
>no physically autistic gf to complement my mental autism
why even live

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>> No.12650061

>>12649852
>>12649804

Racism exists for a reason.

>> No.12650100

>>12646691
aren't all of these blossom videos horse shit?

>> No.12650165

>>12650100
Yes they are.

>> No.12650243

>>12650100
>>12650165
Why?

>> No.12650255

>>12648119
Who the hell keeps posting this without the "pasta la vista" caption?

>> No.12650303

>>12644385

>wonder if it would be nice to try
>eggs probably shit quality
>veggies probably laden with flies and their eggs
>probably some cheap shitty gutter oil used to cook the egg
>salt probably laced with some cheap alternative like asbestos
>have to smell pajeets/sweat/poop while eating food

>> No.12650313

>>12650243
it's not based on that video, but this bitch calls out a bunch of their horseshit in another one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0

>> No.12650318

>>12649804
This is something that has always confused me about the USA.

On the one hand, they're a country where everyone distrusts each other, they all have to be armed and ready to kill at all times, just in case someone randomly tries to murder them. They put cameras into their kids' schools because they assume that strangers might enter the schools and molest their kids, or that the 12 year olds might start dealing drugs. They have so many nanny laws like not allowing people under the age of 21 to drink.

But then at the same time, they just leave money laying around in the open and assume it's perfectly safe.

>> No.12650458

>>12650243
All those hyper-viral videos are turbo bullshit, because they are nothing but the evolution of the tabloid. Never trust anything they say. They are on the same tier of retardation than those indians and their fucking charlies and baby sharks.

>> No.12650491

>>12650318
imagine they let russians into your country how long would it take to go to shit? thats what its like living in america

>> No.12650507

>>12650458
>>12650243
I'm fairly certain they make the videos dumb on purpose. Because being wrong generates controversy, and people proving it wrong generates word of mouth and curiosity.
These people absolutely know what they're doing. The videos are carefully constructed to make people angry at them.

>> No.12650521

>>12650507
>Because being wrong
Nobody checks them. They make it wrong because it is "interesting", so the average smoothbrain internet user can watch it on the social media dozens of times and share it to their friends.

>> No.12650544

>>12650521
>average smoothbrain internet user
To be fair, most of it is literal children who are younger than adblock.

>> No.12650545

>>12644385
this webm was made 30 years ago, do you think he still works in an egg stand

>> No.12650550

>>12650491
At least Slavs have a weird inclination towards math and science

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>>12649106
Based anon putting the /k/ into /ck/

>> No.12650571

>>12650521
People DO check them - and they make public videos of them disproving them, and these public videos get massive amounts of traction and popularity.
See >>12650313
The video debunking it has 3,000,000 views, which it wouldn't have if there was nothing dumb to debunk.

>> No.12650635

>>12645385
He's too aggressive, no respect for the egg

>> No.12650641

>>12650635
also i dont like his shirt

>> No.12650769

>>12649852
>>12649989
>kid takes one piece, steps back
>mom starts loading up bags
he's fucked

>> No.12651171

>>12647624
Just some meatworms is safe just cook medium rare its fine.

>> No.12651491

>>12649319
Brazil is the future of America if you keep voting Democrat.

>> No.12651839

>>12650491
The irony of this statement is that natural born and "white" Americans are just as bad if not worse than the stuff you burgoids complain about with people of colour. It's hilarious to see American racism. You're all so stupid.

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>>12645385
ahem

>> No.12651891

>>12646665
SHE'S DOING JUST FINE, DAMMIT. I HALEN TO LIKE MY PANCAKES MEDIUM RARE

>> No.12651907

>>12647509
It's to make sure that the germs on the egg shells are killed.

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>> No.12652181

>>12649925
this is retarded

>> No.12652265

>>12651839
thanks for sharing your opinion. here's your upvote +1

>> No.12652313

>>12649959
Be cause its eggciting ;)

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>>12650635
Eggresive!

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>> No.12652444

>>12650318
trust was very high in the past and there's lots of cultural relics from that time that haven't yet faded out

>> No.12652449

>>12652422
>outside charred to hell
>inside raw

>> No.12652491

>>12649852
I live in a nice area of chicago next to a shitty black area and when we first moved here our neighbors told us if we were going to be around for Halloween then we needed to buy 10 pounds of candy because all the black people come by from the next town over and really take advantage of the generosity. I thought they were joking but they were dead serious. My favorite guy so far had on a durag and a wife beater with a lit cigarette in his mouth, a pillowcase in one hand and a literal infant in the other. Nobody was dressed up

I was just shaking my head

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>> No.12652763

>>12652746
Urgh, arm hair is so disgusting. You just know he's going to ruin that meal by having his disgusting arm hair fall into the plate. That's why I always shave my arms. It also makes you faster and look younger. A win-win-win. I don't understand why most men like having arm hair.

>> No.12652859

>>12652763
I shaved my arms once and I felt like a fucking skeleton, it was pretty cool

>> No.12652885

>>12652859
I think you need to press less hard when you shave anon.

>> No.12652895

>>12646691
i dont believe the beer one, shit always make so much foam

>> No.12652899

>>12644385
Hang on, how does he get out?

>> No.12652911

>>12649919
Why are slavs so based?

>> No.12652932

>>12647555
she looks related to him, same eyes, chin

>> No.12652967

>>12650318
Whites build high trust societies that are not equipped to handle non whites unless they are oppressed by law and custom to keep them docile.

>> No.12652979

>>12652422
>All that work and effort, just to get something that looks like the prime rib at Crwcker Barrel

>> No.12653025

>>12650318
America is not one country in a sense. Each state has more or less its own government, history, and culture. Metropolitan life is where everyone distrusts eachother. People dont arm themselves because they fear they could be killed at any moment, they arm themselves because responsibility and self-defense are important to them. Cameras in schools has been common in most of the population dense areas of the west for years now, that's not a distinctly American thing. I grew up in a school that had none, for example. The alcohol laws are vestiges of a past that are rapidly being overturned, but in America teenagers are also more likely to be driving or operating other machinery than Europeans so itd at least make sense that our drinking age be slightly higher than Europe. There are open campaigns to drop the age in most states anyway. Hope this helps!

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>>12646630

looks delish

>> No.12653107

>>12653025
>America is not one country in a sense.
It is.
>Each state has more or less its own government, history, and culture.
Yeah just like any other federal republic, or really most countries.
>People dont arm themselves because they fear they could be killed at any moment, they arm themselves because responsibility and self-defense are important to them.
Okay lol, so they care about self-defense even though they don't think they'll be attacked or anything.
>Cameras in schools has been common in most of the population dense areas of the west for years now, that's not a distinctly American thing.
Citation needed.
>in America teenagers are also more likely to be driving or operating other machinery than Europeans so itd at least make sense that our drinking age be slightly higher than Europe.
Not really. 15 year olds can drive tractors and motor scooters here, 10 year olds ride bicycles by themselves without their parents, etc.
Though drinking is legal from age 14 in the presence of the parents, meaning the teenagers learn responsible drinking from the beginning.

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>> No.12653252

>>12651861
It's the dainty way she hoiks out the tortilla chips with the tongs that really kills me.

>> No.12653288

>>12653025
America is a shithole populated by delusional retards.

>> No.12653632

>>12650318
Cultural lag time. People and attitudes have changed but (tipping) culture has stayed the same and will stay the same for a few decades imo.

>> No.12653657

>>12653112
I would.

>> No.12653677

>>12653657
the tongue out every 5 seconds thing turns me off in a big way but I could probably get over it eventually

>> No.12653690

>>12653112
does anyone have the webm similar to this with a narcissistic bitch eating a beyond burger i think it was?

>> No.12653695

>>12652885
kek
>>12652859
a lot of swimmers do that because it makes it feel like they are going faster, which it doesn't, but gives them a psychological edge and they do end up getting better times as a result

>> No.12653716

>>12652449
That's how a roast is supposed to look, you inbred dindu.

>> No.12653738

>>12652746
my mouth is watering

>> No.12653768

>>12644385
>leave 4chan and /ck/ for a year
>came back 5 minutes ago
>still the same fucking egg king webm

>> No.12653882

>>12653768
Egg is eternal

>> No.12654173
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>>12653768
>leave 4chan
LARP harder fagget, no one leaves 4chan alive. NO ONE

>> No.12654201

>>12652746

I wouldn't hesitate to request they stop mixing and splattering food inches away from my clothes, that is horrible tableside service.

>> No.12654210

>>12654173
You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.12655604

>>12653112
isn't this that "vegan" youtuber who got caught eating meat on some persons live stream?

>> No.12655677

>>12647497
>Someone is proficient at his craft
>cry like an autistic bitch
just end it

>> No.12655682

>>12650318
nice b8 heres a (you)

>> No.12655695

>>12652979
that took like 10 mins to prepare

>> No.12655741

>>12647497
I bet you sperg the fuck out every time you see something being served on anything that isn't a porcelain plate

>> No.12655805

>>12649106
do they fire though

>> No.12655844

>>12651491
Ok I will vote Democrat

>> No.12655897

>>12645385
This webm gave me the runs.

>> No.12655927

>>12655844
fag and queerpilled

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>>12652746
look at this faggot just sitting there with his arms crossed waiting for someone to make his food in front of him. not in a good way either like benihana. but in a bad way just to be like "look how much of a foodie i am guys!" anyone that dines in a restaurant that offers this service should be gassed.

>> No.12656026

>>12646630
Is that chicken okay?

>> No.12656061

>>12654173
>posts redit: the pic
really makin a strong argument

>> No.12656085

>>12653107
haha, oh wow

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>> No.12656453

>>12646691
fake as fuck
why would they coat pancakes in motor oil, u cant eat motor oil or dish soap or shaving cream or none of that

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>>12655927
>>12651491

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>>12650562
>animeshitter is also a weaponfag
imagine my shock

>> No.12656550

>>12646665
>>12650038
Pretty sure it's cerebral palsy. Went to special school and got to giggle at people calling it CP

>> No.12656559

>>12652895
The soapy beer would be illegal if beer is the product being advertised.

>> No.12656567

>>12656487
It's nice to know many will evnetually shoot themselves. It's a statistical inevitability and makes me very happy.

>> No.12656630

>>12656559
Why do you think that?

>> No.12656634

>>12656453
This is bait

>> No.12656640

>>12656630
Because you can't substitute the product you're advertising. I remember a couple of years ago the milk industry got in trouble for using Elmer's glue in ads because it was so brilliantly white. They were told to stop it

>> No.12656679

>>12656640
But we know photos of food are faked for advertisements. As long as it's actual beer in the glass, the dish soap shouldn't be disqualifying.
At least, that's what this article seems to be saying.
http://www.insider.com/food-photo-tricks-2017-9

>> No.12656699

>>12652313
Is this some kind of fucking yolk to you?

>> No.12656915

>>12644385
He doesn't brown the eggs long enough and no pepper. Poverty shit

>> No.12656956

>>12656915
BLASPHEMY

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Tonight, at ~9pmUTC our divegrass team takes on /toy/ in our first match of the 4chan summerc Up!

>implyingridded.info for more info and stream

>> No.12657552
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>>12657285
based and redcardpilled
>>>/vg/259642363
watch it today bros

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>>12652153
>using olive oil for the mushrooms, when there is butter/bacon fat available

>> No.12657639

>>12651861
This is just food you'd make when you're high

>> No.12657658

>>12645385
Ummm sweetie, I think you're trying to hard. Next time, try to actually impress me. Okay? Okay.

>> No.12657664

>>12645385
how does he get out

>> No.12657678

>>12657285
Oh shit, that came up fast. Thanks for the heads up boss.

>> No.12657718

test post please ignore

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test post please ignore

>> No.12657860

>>12649852
>Kid wants to be a good power ranger and takes one piece and gets ready to leave
>Obese mother steals it all

>> No.12657871

asd

>> No.12657879

>>12657749
>jordans
No that's a home supply box for some shit like a slow cooker or whatever. He's carrying what looks like sleeping bags or a blow up mattress

>> No.12657886

>>12657879
t. nigger

>> No.12657918

>>12657886
t. retard polcuck who failed at life

>> No.12657984

>>12646665
Best sex I had was with a cerebral palsy girl. Fuck, those were the times.

>> No.12657998

>>12653112
Why does she drink out of a jar?

>> No.12658084

>>12647502
ACK-CHUALLY satin can be made of a variety of substances; you can have silk satin & polyester satin. But yes I agree he's obviously wearing a polyester shirt

>> No.12658105

Is this a weggbm thread now?

>> No.12658134

>>12657749
>daddy, you’re back! did you find us any food or drinking water?
>no, but i found two scared stray cats

>> No.12658265

>>12656466
>A party that keeps moving towards high unemployment, social welfare, economic despair, and a subservient brown mud race to keep labor costs low
>"Nah, nothing like Brazil!"

>> No.12658272

>>12655805
Are you retarded?

>> No.12658303

>>12657998
Because omg I am SOOOOOO rustic and country *insert painfully large student debt and whore sounds*

>> No.12658453

>>12649925
yeah i'd like something other than blue rare so you're gonna probably have to carbonize the outside

>> No.12658594

>>12657998
You don't? I keep all my pickle jars around for drinking out of or for holding food for lunch.

>> No.12658704

>>12657998
They're cheap and it triggers autists.

>> No.12658754

>>12658594
This. I do a lot of canning so we always have canning jars around. That's all we use to drink out of except for beer and wine glasses and I'll often use a quart canning jar for beer too.

>> No.12658996

>>12653768
there is no eggscape

>> No.12659045

>>12644385
The guy kinda looks like George W Bush

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>> No.12659460

>>12655949

He might have just been keeping his arms to himself so he doesn't bump elbows with the server

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>>12657552
>>12657678
reminder to all chefs:

in about 45 minutes our 4cc team will take the pitch against /toy/ to open our summer cup campaign.
sadly we have lost about all of our great aesthetics with the move to PES18 but let us at least keep our good string of runs going!

We still have open business with /toy/, as last time we faced them a cruel owngoal lost us the game and cost us promotion.

where to watch:
>implyingrigged.info follow to cytube and voila iit's right there for you

wtf even is this:
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ

(almost) all the info you ever need about our team:
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/

COME ON YOU CHEFS IN WHITE

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we have enterd pregame setup
kickoff very soon

>> No.12659891

>>12645385
This is some seriously nasty shit.

>> No.12659899

>>12653112
If you looked up thot in the dictionary her face would be shown.

>> No.12659904

>>12659802
>>12659613
RIP

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>>12659613
Better luck on Sunday

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Fug.

>> No.12659931

>>12654210
Yeah, my best friend didnt listen to me and he ended up dead

>> No.12659934

well shit

now it's on to /u/ (again) on sunday, trying to keep out hotstreak against them going

>> No.12659976

>>12646685
Why they are so dirty? They literally look covered in dirt

>> No.12660024

>>12659414
interedasting

>> No.12660059

>>12646691
>Live in Canuckland
>Take college course in food marketing
>All advertisement images have to be made entirely from the edible product and only the product
Learning to make good whipped cream that didn't drip on the pie took an entire day. Also almost every food shot is 45 degrees up.

>> No.12660078

>>12660059
>Learning to make good whipped cream that didn't drip on the pie took an entire day.
How do you do it?

>> No.12660097

>>12653252
God yeah I hate this. It's like she's trying to act all professional

>> No.12660155

>>12659899
Dubs of truth.

>> No.12660164

>>12644385
soul
>>12645385
soulless
really tho, the second video looks sloppy as fuck. I would be more worried catching something there.

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>>12646665
She so hot! girlfriend matterial

>> No.12660210

>>12660078
I'm not sure, was two person groups, I made the pie.

>> No.12660274

>>12647596
>oh fuck I'm cringing
The funny part is that 90% of restos in the USA are no cleaner, they just do it behind closed doors so patrons get to think everything is perfect.

>> No.12660306

>>12650061
>Racism exists for a reason.
Cowardice, mostly.

>> No.12660307

>>12647246
>salmonella tapping
no,thanks

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>>12649925

>> No.12660331

>>12653716
Americans can't handle beef that's well done.

>> No.12660339

>>12646633
what the heck is going on here

>> No.12660357

>>12649852
thats sheboons for you

>> No.12660366

>>12658265
>A party that keeps moving towards high unemployment, social welfare, economic despair, and a subservient brown mud race to keep labor costs low
You mean the Republicans?

>> No.12660407

>>12659414
YOU SOLVED THE BOX
WE CAME

>> No.12660414

>>12658265
and as you can see, bolsonaro has completely fixed it, just like trump

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>> No.12660567

>>12653112
women were a mistake

>> No.12660618

>>12660522
You got me. I need someone to tell me what the fuck that is.

>> No.12660624

>>12660618
cheese

>> No.12660629

>>12660366
Yes.

>> No.12660636

>>12660618
cheese wrapped in some sort of animal hide.

>> No.12660637

>>12660624
In a skin, what kind?

>> No.12660656

>>12652153
>no beans
>no black/white pudding
>olive oil
Not "full" by any measure.

>> No.12660664

>>12645385
High energy egging

>> No.12660753

>>12652932
of course. They are british

>> No.12660766

>>12652932
his actual daughter looks like she got 95% of his DNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIXixc2qQ8

>> No.12660829

>>12646685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydwaz2oPWY0

>> No.12660871

>>12655949
I think tableside prep is kinda neat and would like to see it return to fine dining restaurants in a greater capacity. Dishes like steak Diane are kinda dated, but I can imagine more modern shit getting flipped and flambeed and whatnot at the table being popular.

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>>12660522
gib aged milkies

>> No.12661042

>>12660522
Maybe the vegans were right

>> No.12661068

>>12660522
Can't believe that used to be a seal. Fucking chinks

>> No.12661128

>>12646665
She would have been an excellent mother. Protecc

>> No.12661146

>>12655805
Now why the fuck would they do that

>> No.12661164

>>12660306
lol fuck off nigger

>> No.12661185

>>12661128
I dont wanna breed with a broken woman

>> No.12661189

>>12661185
>Would have been

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>>12659414
We Have Such Sights to Show You

>> No.12661211

>>12653768
>over a year since egg king introduced to /ck/

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>>12661211
>see egg king posted in other boards every so often

>> No.12661402

>>12652746
>thanks! Id like it well done please!

>> No.12661465

>>12659414
Based rubik's sausage

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>>12661257
Hail to the King baby.

>> No.12661877

>>12645385
Any one have the link?

>> No.12661905

>>12659921

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DmjX5sy8QM

>> No.12661945

>>12645385
>>12661877
Found it KING of EGG OMELETTE | CRAZY CHEESE BUTTER RICH EGG DISHES | Egg Ghotala | Indian Street Food https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpeMHnQxKKk

>> No.12661960

>>12661945
How DARE he call himself the king so brazenly?

>> No.12662001

>>12656487
>having shit taste in entertainment and willingly being defenseless
imagine

>> No.12662012

>>12660366
lowest unemployment in nearly 50 years, can't stump

>> No.12662029

>>12660306
yes, the cowardice of niggers and their violence are truly disgusting to behold

>> No.12662034

>>12646665
She's trying her best, I can't really fault her for that.

>> No.12662063

>>12661945
That's the thing Sam the Cooking Guy cooks on. He calls it an Evo and he is a partner in the company, and they sell it for $4300.

>> No.12662180

>>12655604
Yes, "Rawvana"

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>>12660871
Weird shit tasting menu places seem to do a fair bit of tableside prep, or at least finishing.

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>> No.12662282

>>12662251
perfect

>> No.12662284

>>12648150
he added cheese. the war is over. he has won the throne by the iron price.

>> No.12662293

>>12660414
>If we stop trying to stop it, things will just work out.
Thankfully the Senate is stopping retarded shit from passing. You can tell when smoothbrains (you) are out of their depth, because they pretend like Trump holds the power, and leave out Congress... because all of your failings are from orange man.

>> No.12662363

>>12657984
Describe it pls
Why was it so good?

>> No.12662427

>>12657749
virgin catfag vs chad forager

>> No.12662697

>>12660522
Is that cheese or a fucking giant ginger root?

>> No.12662897

>>12652449
>charred

it was smoked ya dangus

>> No.12662923

>>12660766
all his kids look like miniature versions of him.
The seed is strong

>> No.12663091

>>12660407
>>12661206
Lol

>> No.12663174

>>12645446
Emergency Eggxit

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>> No.12664875

>>12662012
you must be retarded or a teenager if you think that's even remotely related to trump's term.

>> No.12664876

>>12661185
she isn't 'broken', as in, cerebral palsy isn't genetic, she would give birth to perfectly healthy children.

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>>12645385
>grates cheese so close to his fingers that he skins himself
>that dorky Hindu nod
no thanks

>> No.12665025

How can I make sandwiches like the king bros?

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>>12652153
>BBC
>Fucking up a full English breakfast

I am john's total lack of surprise.

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I hope this is food and not porn.

>> No.12665141

>>12659899
Damn boomers. Update your quips.

If you Googled thot her image would be the first hit.

>> No.12665197

>>12651861
Not many food webms physically irk me like this one. Its just so much fucking sauce, and that last splashing of hot water at the end WTF

>> No.12665218

>>12660339
Rigor mortis. The cells don't know if they should still be working so they're going stupid and crazy

>> No.12665246

>>12647497
You must be fun in parties you never get invited to.

>> No.12666866

>>12652153
How could you taste anything with all that fat coating your mouth.

>> No.12666928

>>12652422

they left all the fat on it. gross

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>> No.12667043

>>12666866

you taste the fat

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>>12658996

>> No.12667216

>>12666978
I keep waving my hand over the white chocolate but it isn't melting. What am I doing wrong?

>> No.12667409

>>12661945
He's very egg-o-tisical

>> No.12667754

>>12649959
Because they are eggcellent

>> No.12667775

>>12666996
god i wish that were me

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>>12667099
>>12667409
>>12667754
cringe

>> No.12667859

>>12646633
They just kill the thing, or is this poltergeist?

>> No.12667898

>>12649852
Fucking...

>> No.12667944

>>12656391
Is this guy retarded or what

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>> No.12668546

>>12667944
He's almost as bad as joeys world tour

>> No.12668593

>>12650635
no respegg
no esteam either

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>>12666970
>tfw you can tell just from the esthetic that it's Chef John

>> No.12668631

>>12668407
What's the clay-looking stuff he puts on after wrapping it in the leaf?

>> No.12668676

>>12668631
clay

>> No.12668735

>>12645385
not my king

>> No.12668740

why don't they use nonstick cookware and save on the oil?

>> No.12668908

>>12652746
What's the best cut of beef to prepare a tartare?

>> No.12668997

>>12666996
>salmonella with rice
no , thanks.
weebos gtfo incel orbiters

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>>12668607
Cute, how all girls eat when alone

>> No.12669542
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30-40 minutes until out 4cc team kicks off in our 2nd groupstage match against /u/
we really need a result today to have a chance to qualify for the knockouts.

stream via cytube button on
>implyingrigged.info

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>>12653107
>>12653288
Cope.

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>>12669542
\o/

>> No.12669763

wew lads

we gotta win on final day and maybe pray for the other match to go our way

madokami keeps having stellarperformances against us

final match:
same time, next saturday

>> No.12670008

>>12650313
she looks like an australian dani daniels

>> No.12670119

>>12653107
>I'm not providing a citation for my original claim
>You need to provide one if you disagree with it though

>> No.12670597

>>12660307
>salmonella tapping
the fuck are you talking about anon?

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>>12656487

>> No.12670654

>>12670597
>undercooked eggs

>> No.12670682

>>12646691
>how to spot a europoor
>they don't eat pancakes covered with motor oil

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