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>order a pizza from domino's
>ask for pepperoni on right side of pizza
>cheese on left
>pizzaboy arrives 30 minutes later
>"That will be $10.95 not including my tip sir"
>demand he opens the box to show me the pizza
>cheese on the RIGHT side of pizza
>pepperoni on LEFT
>didn't bring my soda either
>refuse to pay tips
>pizza boy tells me to go fuck myself

why are wagecucks SUCH jews

>> No.12656058

>>12656043
Why do you lie anon?

>> No.12656063

Why didn't you just turn the pizza around, so the pepperoni was on the right side, and the cheese was on the left?

>> No.12656079
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>>12656043
>ask for a mighty kids meal with a girl toy (they didn't have the new bionicles for the boys yet)
>we're all out of girl toys sir
>fine, order anyway
>5 nuggets instead of 6
>milk tastes like chalk
>go back to the counter, wait for the same girl to come to the register
>order a mcchicken, ask to pay in cash
>wait for her to open the register
>dump the rest of the milk into it then spit on her chest

mcwagies are the worst. only eating at chicken-fil-a from now on... and it'll be MY PLEASURE

>> No.12656084

>>12656063
what? the toppings are on the wrong side dumbass

>> No.12656101

>woman
>no

>> No.12656114

>>12656084
If you turned the pizza inside out the toppings would have been placed normally

>> No.12656126

>>12656063
retard

>> No.12656132

>>12656043
>>12656114
why don't you just fold the pizza lengthwise and then eat it like a taco?

>> No.12656156

>>12656063
if i turned the pizza box around i can't see the pizza because the lid's in the way
>using hands to pick up your food
cringe

>> No.12656160

>>12656043
pick each pepperoni off with a fork and place it on the cheese side

>> No.12656195

>>12656160
what did he mean by this

>> No.12656201

>>12656156
But he didn't say turn the pizza box around you illiterate fuck. He said to turn the pizza around.

>> No.12656215

>>12656201
how else do you turn around a pizza you fucking retard? i don't get why putting two ingredients on a pizza is so hard

>> No.12656221 [DELETED] 

I really, really wish I had a bf to comfort me right now. I'm not doing too well.

>> No.12656229

>>12656215
>two ingredieants
pepperoni and... ???

>> No.12656239

>>12656221
t. faggot

>> No.12656262

>>12656101
>not a pizza woman
man when is hooters gonna deliver me some good fucking pizza

>> No.12656288

>>12656229
cheese IS a topping. So is sauce. Pizza is dough

>> No.12657512

>>12656288
so you admit youre wrong and i will now cum on your post.

>> No.12657550

>>12656043
>pepperoni
It's called salami, retard.

>> No.12657569

>>12656063
You want the dough on the bottom of the pizza, not the top dumbass

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>>12656043
>>12656079
>>12656084
>>12656156
>>12656201

>> No.12657667

>>12657569
Do you want the dough on the bottom more than pepperoni on the left though?

>> No.12657760

>>12657577
Lol, troled.

>> No.12657796

what's the matter, weren't you going to fold it like a taco to eat it anyway?

>> No.12659424

>>12657760
ebin

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>>12657569
based doughposter

>> No.12659910
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12659910

Turn it upside down

>> No.12659926

>>12656043
I now understand that NEETs are the way they are because of crippling autism.

>> No.12659941

>>12659910
Why do bongs shitpost about other countries when they are this disgusting?

>> No.12659965

>>12659926
Now you understand why we deserve disability checks

>> No.12659981

>>12659965
You don't deserve shit, faggot.

>> No.12659985

>>12659981
Cry more wagie

>> No.12659990

>>12659985
Cry more autist

>> No.12660007

>>12659990
No u

>> No.12660012

>>12659965
I'm fine with that as long as you stay in your caves.

>> No.12660031

This is VIPPER QUALITY THREAD!

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>>12656063
>eating upside down pizza