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>relatives try to make me eat a cinnabon
>refuse
>get called mentally ill and "obsessed" with my diet
>look up the calories of what they tried to have me eat
>1080
That's over a DOZEN FUCKING EGGS

>> No.12659482

>>12659472
It's not like they're imposing a regular eating habit on you
If you can't make an occasional indulgence I think you probably are obsessed with something alright.

>> No.12659499

>>12659482
>>>12659472 (OP)
>It's not like they're imposing a regular eating habit on you
>If you can't make an occasional indulgence I think you probably are obsessed with something alright.
This.
You could have had a few bites and then "saved the rest for later when you have a hot coffee in the morning" or whatever. Pic is not cinnabon looking, by the way. Look at those raw uncooked pecans thrown on top of an undercooked roll *just shakes head*

>> No.12659517

>>12659472
wow your family are fucking assholes man kill them

>> No.12659545

>>12659499
>wasting my calories on a a stale cinnamon roll
They aren't that great hot, and they're not good at all the next day.
Your caloric intake is a budget- and like any budget you should spend it on shit that you need and will help you along your way.
You spend over a half of your budget on a cinnamon roll you'll end up feeling shitty and hungry all day.

>> No.12659566

>ITT
all /fit/ and no joy

I'm straight up autistic about my calories in, calories out, I measure food to the gram and log it, but sometimes I just want some fucking cookies or something, so I eat some cookies or something

just eat like 1/4 of the fucking cinnamon roll, faggot

>> No.12659580

>>12659566
I already had plans for a lunch of yogurt, oats, and berries, then a dinner of slowcooker pulled pork and a cucumber salad!

>> No.12659585

>>12659472
why do you let family members bully you for not eating bread drenched in sugar? why don't you grow a spine and tell them to suckle your nutsack and stop being fat fucks? they only bully you because they don't respect you.

>> No.12659588

stop being a baby either eat it or tell them they can split it

>> No.12659599

>>12659472
“Sorry I don’t really sweet stuff” I usually go with that, but in my case it’s actually true. I wouldn’t be able to finish a whole roll without getting sugared out. Anyway, this whole situation is pretty weird. I don’t have any friends or family who would get offended at me refusing food

>> No.12659618

I love bread but hate cakey bread. Bread is, by itself, a rich food, almost pure calories. Cake is flour stuffed with sugar and fat.
I also consider biscuits, muffins, cornbread, pancakes, waffles, and similar items as cake, and won't eat them either.

>> No.12659670

>>12659472
>get called mentally ill and "obsessed" with my diet
I feel there is more that you're not telling. They wouldn't call you mentally ill and obsessed unless you are an insufferable faggot with your diet.

>> No.12659743

>>12659472
That gave me a good laugh thanks OP

>> No.12659755

>>12659472
My friend's family does this to me often too, anon. Unfortunately, since I'm a guest at someone else's home I have to be a bit more subtle about it. Usually I'll have a few bites (to be polite) then say I ate before and I'm full. If they keep pressing, just repeat the "Sorry, I'm stuffed!" line until they accept it.

At most you'd only consume 200 kcals of an unhealthy snack. If you're still quibbling about that, then you should probably relax. Life is meant to be savored a little after all, no need to live your life like a spreadsheet.

>> No.12659843

>>12659472
I wouldn't eat anything from a cinnabon, their food gives me the violent shits.

>> No.12660055

>>12659580
>!
post feet

>> No.12660105

>>12659472
How fat are these relatives? It's usually fat people who try to pressure everyone around them to eat unnecessary junk food to make themselves feel better about their own poor diets.

>> No.12660305

>>12660055
My meals plans aren't THAT feminine.
Right?

>> No.12660318

>>12659545
>t. obsessed

My diet right now is literally "eat whatever the fuck I want whenever Im at a party, eating out with friends etc" and just not eat more than one meal on normal week days.. Works out well and means you dont come off as an obsessed sperg when you are in a social gathering.

>> No.12660326

>>12660318
>just not eat more than one meal on normal week days
how do you maintain this kinda shit without feeling faint and shitty?

>> No.12660350
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12660350

>>12660326
not him but you can snack on stuff throughout the day. Nuts, yogurt, chips, candy whatever. Just don't overdo it. One meal a day works like a motherfucker.

>> No.12660371

>>12659482
>>12659499
>>12659566
>just have a few hits man dont be a square

>> No.12660386

>>12660371
>drugs and cinnamon rolls are the same
You are one dumb nigger if i do say so myself.

>> No.12660394

>>12660386
Man!

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12660409

>>12659566
Dude make your own cookies. If you want cookies. Make them. Thats my rule, if I want a certain type of junk food I make it. If I want a cinnamon roll I make it. Half the time I'll just not make it and eat it because its too much work. I made my own shitty pizza the other day because I wanted pizza hut.

>> No.12660411

>>12660409
That looks better than pizza hut.

>> No.12660438

>>12660409
>can't be bothered to make a proper tomato sauce and dice the veggies which go on top
pathetic

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12660474

>>12659499

You don't have to quote an entire post just to agree with it, you mongoloid.

>> No.12660495

>>12659482
You are a fatso beliver. Die, hamplanet.

>> No.12660498

>>12659566
Fuck you, asshole

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12660513

>>12660438
>burger detected

learn to pizza, 56%er

>> No.12660559

>Eating a big fucking Cinnabon yourself
Big mistake faggot. Those are meant to be shared between you, your wife, and your concubine.

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12660665

>>12659482
>Eat this anon
>No thanks

OBSESSED

>> No.12660674

>>12659472
Hold up, you measure your calories in eggs? How many """eggs""" in a big mac, eggbert?

>> No.12660765

>>12660371
There is literally nothing wrong with marijuana.

>> No.12660932

>>12659618
I know this is an effort for you to troll this thread :
but haven't you noticed that no one cares ?
no matter how much you diet and watch your weight it still doesn't attract the attention you so desperately crave ?
you might be physically slim or in shape,
but your personality is absolute crap, and people avoid you , don't you wonder why ?

>> No.12660937

>>12660765
Correct. But there is something wrong with the people that use it, they're idiots.

>> No.12660961

>>12660765
yes there is ,
the fact that you have to smoke it , is what is harmful not the actual plant , or if you eat it the nasty effect it has on your liver if you over do it
and vaping has been discovered to alter and harm the cells of the brain stem, " surprise! "
so ya need to be really careful how you ingest it and how much.

>> No.12660968

Trust me man if you cant eat something indulgent with your family then yeah you are sort of a prick, and drank the internets kool aid. The biggest tell is you ran back to 4chan where you could get your backpats and maybe you even posted it on reddit too.

Get a grip. Stop posting.

>> No.12661387

>>12659566
i think most /fit/ always have trouble balancing out physical gainz and social gainz

>> No.12661541

>>12660409
I can assure you a Cinnabon tm is going to taste better than your fucking roll you fucking girl

>> No.12662666

>>12660932
>don't you wonder why ?
well obesity is spiraling out of control and women are fatter than ever, if even one of them follows my advice I'd say it's worth posting stuff like that.
cake is disgusting garbage food for pigs, the ice cream of the bread world.
Women eat a muffin here, a cupcake there, before they know it they're 200 pounds and miserable.

>> No.12662673

>>12659472
>>get called mentally ill and "obsessed" with my diet
Based family.

>> No.12662679

>>12659482
When habituated to the heartiness of unrefined foods, junk isn't even enjoyable, but an unpleasantness to endure.

>> No.12662687

>>12660674
Lmao

>> No.12662891

>tfw no calorie counter bf to cook extremely fattening foods for and feed and feed and feed until he puts on every pound he's lost
>ywn emotionally abuse him for being so lazy and not sticking to his diet and threaten to leave him if he doesn't get his act together
>ywn cause an emotional breakdown and feed him 30000 calories a day to nurse him through it

>> No.12662943

>>12662891
God i wish that was me.

>> No.12663567

>>12660674
It's just useful visually and I can eat an egg for my breakfast and be satisfied.

>> No.12663576

>>12660932
>if you aren't an obeast missing a leg from the beetus you have a horrible personality
hmmm

>> No.12663578

>>12660765
sure, but there are things wrong with you

>> No.12663632
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12663632

>>12659472
Cool blog post brah@ Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.