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Post pics of good looking kebabs

>> No.12711191

>>12711183
dixie here

kebabs are basically the same thing as gyros right

>> No.12711218
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Based thread

>> No.12711225

>>12711218
Why would you ejaculate in your own kebab, given it is yours.

>> No.12711233

>tfw all the kebabs taste like shit here
DO NOT WANT

>> No.12711363

why aren't they in tortias?

>> No.12711582
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>>12711225
>>12711225
flavor? do you not always eat your own cum and if not then what do you do with it?

>> No.12711602

>>12711582
based pajeet btfoing thots

>> No.12711835

>>12711183
God fucking damn I want a tray of kebab meat now.
My local chippy has the tastiest chicken kebab meat, but you've gotta have mixed.
Definitely getting myself a tray of that shit tomorrow considering I've not eaten for 3 days.

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>> No.12712383

How come americans don’t have kebab? They’re the most common food across europe.

>> No.12712392

>have to start a new diet per my doctor
>gyros and kebab are on the list
Not so bad. I could live like this.

>> No.12712398

>>12712383
How come Europeans don't have freedom? It's the most common thing across America

>> No.12712414

>>12712392
pretty shit doctor, i prescribe you get a new one

>> No.12712431

>>12712414
A shit doctor puts me on a diet where I'm allowed to enjoy these? I guess there are people who think diets are only for weight loss.

>> No.12712438
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>>12712383
we do have them its just Americans prefer meat that is not full of grizzly and unchewable fat

>> No.12712457

>>12711183
The only good thing to come from that shithole part of the world.

>> No.12712458

>>12712431
diet implies eating restriction and kebab is the antithesis of everything healthy. High carb, high fat, high salt etc.

>> No.12712460

>>12712383
Inherent mistrust of the Mediterranean, mostly, and they don't over-salt their food but use other flavors instead. We do have them, there's actually two Mediterranean shops in my local mall due to a high Somali population, but I'm not going to tell you they're common either.

>> No.12712464

>>12712458
>i-i-i-i needed more information so i could argue with you!!
Go back to /v/, I'm not wasting my whole life story on you.

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>>12711218
>>12711183
>on a bread roll
yeah, right, FUCK OFF.

>> No.12712506

>>12712383
Gyro places are commonplace here in Tennessee.

>> No.12712552
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>>12712383
They're common street food at least here in NYC. We call them gyros not kebabs though. Most amerilards think of picrel when you say kebab

>> No.12712636

>>12712552
>typical lack of cultural knowledge, American, the post

>> No.12713952
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mustafa's in berlin is transcendental

>> No.12714049

>>12713952
I had the best Döner I've ever had in Berlin, but I don't remember what the place I went to is called. Was this one you went to next to an Asian store?

>> No.12714058
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There was an awesome Döner kebab place in Würzburg, Germany along the river just thirty seconds away from the historical bridge. Me and the other exchange students would go there all the time because hostel food sucked

>> No.12714065

Pork Döner > Beef Döner

>> No.12714074

It's the sosse, boys. The sosse makes the whole difference.

>> No.12714175
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That's from the kebab joint near my place. It's run by bunch of friendly Turks and it's imo the best kebab in Wrocław. Flaws: their stuff costs 2 slavaridos more than usual and portions' size is average. And said Turks must be little bit lazy, their shop is often closed for no reason (they never open it at sundays, for example). Still, the taste makes up for all that.

>> No.12714189

>>12711191
Yes, just like hamburgers and hotdogs are interchangeable

>> No.12714190

Why does this thread make me fear a rented moving truck plowing through crowds of pedestrians at high speeds?
Is my fear justified? Please help me

>> No.12714194

>>12711191
Meat is cut differently and often doesn't even use the same animal.

>> No.12714196

>>12713952
NEED
GERMAN
KEBAB
NOW

>> No.12714198

I'm more of a gyro guy personally. But more importantly /ck/, kebabs with yogurt sauce or hot sauce?

>> No.12714231

>>12714198
Most definitely yoghurt sauce

>> No.12714245

>>12714198
garlic sauce (based on mayo+sour cream or mayo+yoghurt) mixed with red hot sauce. Proportions 2:1.

>> No.12714257

>>12711225
I ejaculate into my kebab precisely because it is mine

>> No.12714271

>>12711602
he didn't btfo nobody incel

>> No.12714276

>>12712552
>we call them gyros
Everyone calls it "halal"
Back to Williamsburg, faggot.

>> No.12714331

>>12714190
Burger ones make me afraid of going to food festivals, theatres to watch the latest edgy capeshit, to school, to a country concert, to the still functioning malls, or my workplace.

>> No.12714389

>>12711191
gyros is greek with pork
kebab is (((halal))) and usually veal

>> No.12714407

>>12712438
It's not that bad, chicken kebab is rather legit. On the other hand beef/lamb kebab is grinded af random meat plus fat, no one knows what's inside it. Still pretty tasty, tho.

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>>12711183
>tfw kebab has been completely removed from my city
>tfw no kebab

>> No.12714423

>>12714414
are you from Belgrad?

>> No.12714471
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Most of the pictures in this thread are not real doner kebab meat. Its minced meat (cheaper).

Anyway, belgium has by far the best doners, and with the godly beer combos its perfection. But again, you have the know the places that use the real stuff.

>> No.12714481

>>12714175
>>12712481
>>12712214
not real

>>12714058
>>12713952
>>12711183
looks like chicken

>>12712219
not sure

>>12711218
not even sure wtf this is

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>> No.12715040

>>12714471
objection, switzerland has the best by far. food standards alone make it better already, but there are also many actual turks there.

>> No.12715073

>>12715040
Yeah but you guys probably pay 25 euros for a small kebab bro. Im a turkroach living in belgium. Im a big critic. If the place uses minced meat as their base it immediately goes into the trash (the main reason why vast majority of german doner is shit and why its cheap). For every good spot here there are 2 bad ones, the ratio is much worse in germany. Dunno about your place. Not that its a unique issue to europe, some places in turkey also use that.

Anyway, tons of us in lelgium and we made our shit really good to appease wh*te men. I assume the same happened there. Lelgians like their sauce and have tons of them so that also gets added to the idea here. Together with a good Belgian yellow beer its a good meal, if you go to the right spot. For example i dont understand why someone would put those big white cheese blocks on their kebab, it doesnt flow. Vital elements are shredded ice lettuce mixed with shredded pickled red caggabe. Without these 2 its garbage. The rest can be up to personal choice. Cucumber doesnt flow well imo, a couple pieces of tomato are welcome yadda yadda

>>12714058
here this picture, look at those big ass slices of onion propped into one side, and some red shit i cant see on the other, all the sauce on one side, nothing on the other side, no cabbage, fucking disgusting piece of trash, i wouldnt eat it if it contained eternal youth

>> No.12715599

>>12714389
Couldn't be more wrong.

Both gyro and kebab are traditionally made with beef or lamb.

Kebab has peppers and onions and a creamy garlic sauce whereas gyro is a cucumber and dill based sauce with lettuce and tomato.

Gyros are superior in every way, btw.

>> No.12715614

>>12715073
>Yeah but you guys probably pay 25 euros for a small kebab bro. Im a turkroach living in belgium. Im a big critic. If the place uses minced meat as their base it immediately goes into the trash (the main reason why vast majority of german doner is shit and why its cheap).
yeah this is the number one thing i look for when i decide whether or not to eat at a kebab place.
if there's actual slabs of meat on the spit then it's alright. if it's just a giant loaf of minced mystery meat then it's inedible.

>> No.12715669

What do they make Gyro out of? It tastes great but I always get the shit's after. Lol

>> No.12715774

>>12712398
>>12712438
>>12712460
>>12712552
So i guess the answer is because you don’t have large arab immigrant populations.

>> No.12716040

Why does the kebab seem like the dominant sandwich in europe but not in the US? Is the US just behind the curve or does europe lack deli options?

>> No.12716060

>>12714471
This one here is minced meat without sauce.

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>>12712398

>> No.12716092

>>12713952
fuck I miss Berlin now

>> No.12717372

>>12711183
We call them shawarma in canada

>> No.12717384

>>12716061
Oh no! How will I ever recover?

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going to stick to al pastor
thanks

>> No.12719141

>>12718867
El Fogon in Playa Del Carmen has good al pastor.

>> No.12719173

>>12715599
No gyros is from pork

>> No.12719229

Pork gyros with shitloads of tzatziki, freshly fried chips, a good shake of oregano and cumin, and an ice cold half litre of Fix is roughly €8 in the small Cretan village I visit every summer and nothing I've had here in the UK will ever compare.

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>>12712438
Enjoy your kebab.

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delicious

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>>12711183

Out of the way europoors

Based paki english cuisine...lamb tikka on chapati..get rekt

>> No.12720532

>>12713952
you should kill yourself mohammad

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>>12714667
based
>>12720514
>europoors
>paki english cuisine
>pakistanis are the largest recipients of benefits in the united kingdom

koran, Pakistan is the best country in the world bruv!