Congrats to you idiots who are too lazy to just go pick up your food. Your delivery guy is eating your food hahahahaha!!!

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Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:53:34 2019 No.12712400 [Reply] [Original]

Congrats to you idiots who are too lazy to just go pick up your food. Your delivery guy is eating your food hahahahaha!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:55:11 2019 No.12712408 my food I get doordash always has a seal on the bag that gets broken if tampered with

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:57:11 2019 No.12712419 The places I order from always staple the bag shut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:57:23 2019 No.12712426 What's wrong with that? They go through all the effort to deliver my food to me so why shouldn't we get some too? Just order extra food if you're that worried about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:59:51 2019 No.12712441 >>12712426 >we

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:01:11 2019 No.12712446 I always get shit myself. Fuck paying strangers to bring me my shit. Get your ass up for once lazy fucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:01:45 2019 No.12712452 >>12712426 Put it back, Jamal. That's not your food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:02:09 2019 No.12712455 >>12712419 Yes because staplers no one has stapler technology other than restaurants you fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:04:59 2019 No.12712470 Taking a fry or two should be expected. A pepperoni is ok, as well. It’s only a problem if we’re talking about full pizza slices or larger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:06:00 2019 No.12712479 >>12712446 But im drunk and shouldnt drive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:08:49 2019 No.12712486 how would they even acquire this statistic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:10:18 2019 No.12712492 >>12712455 I can tell when a bag has been re-stapled even though you can't

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:11:40 2019 No.12712497 >>12712479 Serves you right not getting the food while buzzed and hungry

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:12:17 2019 No.12712501 >>12712455 fuckin dunce

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:12:29 2019 No.12712502 File: 451 KB, 1200x793, 2kmq8t1on4jz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12712479 That's a loser's attitude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:12:39 2019 No.12712503 >>12712486 surveys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:14:33 2019 No.12712509 >>12712486 Gut feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:14:54 2019 No.12712510 >>12712492 I just ask the restaurant for more bags, open your food bag eat my fill, place in new bag and staple. easy peasy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:17:35 2019 No.12712517 File: 3 KB, 125x114, 1479274386652s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12712400 i'm too cheap to pay someone to get me my food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:18:31 2019 No.12712521 >>12712479 >But im drunk and shouldnt drive. LOL look at this square

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:18:35 2019 No.12712522 >>12712510 The restaurant isn't going to give the delivery boy extra bags with the restaurants name on it. What grade are you in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:19:09 2019 No.12712526 >>12712486 an informal anonymous poll. they might as well ask on THIS board lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:19:57 2019 No.12712527 >>12712400 50% are probably niggers. Damn what a surprise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:20:13 2019 No.12712529 >>12712400 >ABC I'm assuming this is an American broadcaster. Do Americans really steal food and eat it whilst driving? What the fuck is wrong with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:20:24 2019 No.12712531 >>12712522 >What grade are you in? says the guy taking a joke seriously

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 19:11:41 2019 No.12712759 >>12712527 What do if your delivery driver was a nig?

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 19:17:35 2019 No.12712781

>delivered big fucking philly cheesesteak hoagies for a half a year
>place gave me like 10$ free credit for food a day I worked
>seeing the people who ordered big fucking hoagies made me never want one
>seeing the people who ordered big fucking hoagies made me feel like murderous drug dealing scum
>delivered big fucking hoagies to a 600+ pound couple trapped in hospice for being so fucking fat with tubes up their noses and shit
>cried on my drive home and quit because I couldn't handle doing this to human beings anymore

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 19:21:01 2019 No.12712789

Pick up your take out. It's a good way to burn some of those calories you're about to load into your fat face and it makes sure you don't get your food stolen. And you can swing by the liquor store on the way home to pick up something that goes with your meal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 19:21:10 2019 No.12712791 >>12712747 you might be autistic if you couldn't see that post for a joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 19:25:00 2019 No.12712810 >>12712759 Tip three fifths the usual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 19:51:13 2019 No.12712919 >>12712781 Jesus Christ

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 19:53:12 2019 No.12712925

>>12712919
There was one guy who was too fat to answer my door and he made me shove the bag into his bedroom window.
A bunch of dudes were sitting out side his apartment complex drinking and when they saw me pull up with a sack full of three hoagies they told me I must be "looking for Artie".

>>	Taco Pal Tue Jul 30 19:55:31 2019 No.12712937 >>12712400 People being lazy. Why someone will use those apps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 19:58:40 2019 No.12712944 >>12712789 >complains about calorie intake >"and you should drink some alcohol with it"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 20:01:15 2019 No.12712955 >>12712400 I do this >t. Delivery driver

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 20:01:25 2019 No.12712956 >>12712944 A small amount of regular alcohol consumption can inspire people to move around more, dance, go on a drunken walk, have sex, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 20:02:38 2019 No.12712965 Why is anyone surprised people who can’t do anything other than deliver food are degenerate disgusting thieves?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 20:04:23 2019 No.12712970 >>12712965 It's a decent part-time job if you''re juggling a lot of shit like elder care and school. Should definitely fit in with life's transitional phases rather than being somebody's permanent gig.

>>	Taco Pal Tue Jul 30 20:04:59 2019 No.12712974 >>12712479 What is restaurant delivery?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:19:08 2019 No.12713312 >>12712452 It is now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:20:08 2019 No.12713313 >>12712400 It'd be pretty easy to tell if the pizza guy took a bite of my pie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:21:00 2019 No.12713315 I do it if it's something I like that won't be missed. What they don't know won't hurt them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:33:10 2019 No.12713349 >>12712400 thought the guy was pulling up his shirt from the thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:35:47 2019 No.12713361 >>12712400 I only ever order pizza and there has literally never been a slice missing, so I doubt it. Anything other than pizza I collect because fuck biking with pizzas.

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:45:02 2019 No.12713401
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>>12712781
I doordashed this past winter break from college. One day I delivered to a house where an old man answered the door and then called up his grand daughter. Shortly after a a little girl with cerebral palsy came up to the door with a walker just happy as fucking ever to see me with her chick fil a. One of the cutest/saddest things I’ve ever seen. I shut off the app and cried as I drove home.

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:46:28 2019 No.12713405
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>>12713361
Pizza boys will actually cut a small slice off of your pizza and then spread out the remaining slices to make up for it. If you've ever had a slice that didn't have a matching one you've been small sliced
t. Papa John's for 6 months

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:49:54 2019 No.12713420 >>12713405 What? How would this even be possible after the pizza is cooked?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:51:32 2019 No.12713425 >>12713420 You do it immediately out of the oven so that the cheese sticks back together

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:52:54 2019 No.12713428 >>12712400 Just order pizza, you can tell if they took a pepperoni or something. You can easily get them fired

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:53:17 2019 No.12713429 >>12712419 I bring new bags and a stapler with me on deliveries because everyone started doing this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:54:52 2019 No.12713435 File: 236 KB, 750x750, 703a1409cee3d1f9cf02ec185a1f6e564299062f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] About to pick up a pizza, I like being early so it's as hot as possible. >>12713405 You may have your small slice, thank you for pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 22:08:58 2019 No.12713482 >>12713405 Who the fuck do you think you are. Chuck e cheese?

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 22:15:26 2019 No.12713513
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Honestly the only risk is to serves like chips (fries) where you can easily take one without anyone noticing, but they give you too many fries for the bag most of the time anyway so I don't really give a shit if Sanjay takes a couple.

For burgers there's no possible way to take any, the bite would be there. This goes for subs and sandwiches as well obviously.

For small quantity entrees like dumplings they list the number you get on the order, there's no way to swipe one without people noticing.
For pizza, a missing slice would be extremely apparent too.

Bowls of noodles and curries are full of sauce, they would be extremely hard to open eat from and close without getting it every where and making a mess.

Oh and milkshakes have those plastic lids you push the straws through, super apparent if those have been used. They also get wrapped in plastic wrap.

So basically it's effects nothing but potato chips, and even then you're losing like a handful that falls into the outer bag.
It's fucking nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 22:27:17 2019 No.12713560 >>12713513 I bet those titties look like a tube sock with an oatmeal cookie on the end

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 22:30:47 2019 No.12713581 >>12713513 Gyro meat is easy to take off the top. Meat off a sub sandwich too. Chinese food is easy for someone to grab a few pieces of something like general tso's chicken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 22:34:49 2019 No.12713594 >>12713513 her face doesn't match her breasts

8472 Tue Jul 30 22:41:25 2019 No.12713625
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>>12712781

I once let a door-to-door salescritter die because it had race carded me. You just need to harden the fuck up and realize that >80% of the population is useless garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 22:52:33 2019 No.12713669 File: 53 KB, 500x567, 1502563107203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12713405 D E V I L I S H

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 22:55:14 2019 No.12713681 >>12713560 based tittie appraiser

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 22:57:30 2019 No.12713692

>>12712400
Yeah sometimes when i do a double order i find a 1.5 order. Real sus.

One time i walked out to meet my driver and saw two black women in the front seat and their children in the back. They hand me my food and I ask what about the drink, they give me a sort of half smile and say thats all they got.

This really made me think since I wanted to jump to conclusions and decide these women were yanking my fucking chain. But then I realized perhaps the awkwardness felt by the delivery woman was that it looked pretty bad on her as a black woman if the restaraunt really did forget to put out my drink for them to pick up. Maybe she even thought "damn i know what this boys thinking."

So i dropped it and said whatever its fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:13:32 2019 No.12713744 >>12713560 they're honestly not that bad if you look her up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:14:23 2019 No.12713747 >>12713513 that looks like angel wicky

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:15:52 2019 No.12713751 >>12713747 it is. they made her look gross and sweaty because it was for this weird texas-chainsaw-esque incestual family porno.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:15:56 2019 No.12713752 >>12712419 Who staples it? The fast food place doesn't. they could easily eat then staple it. Same for >>12712408 who seals it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:22:29 2019 No.12713778 >>12713401 >chick fil a causes cerebral palsy Oh shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:24:20 2019 No.12713786 >>12713513 If someone named Sanjay took one of your fries and you are ok with that then it means you are ok with eating the shot he undoubtedly deposited on your food from not wiping his hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:24:48 2019 No.12713787 >>12713513 If a driver can’t get his fill he will spit or cum in the food and mix it in so it’s unnoticeable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:24:57 2019 No.12713789 >>12712944 Only beer makes you fat. Switch to vodka and watch the weight melt off!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:26:05 2019 No.12713796 >>12713787 honestly if I have to eat cum to get my dinner without going out I think that's fair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:29:47 2019 No.12713812 >>12713789 based misinformation spreading vodka shill

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:35:30 2019 No.12713838 >>12713812 What, does that only work on slavs or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:36:52 2019 No.12713846 >>12713812 When I drank tons of vodka I was really skinny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:37:56 2019 No.12713852 >>12712486 2 out of the seven people they asked said yes >>12713789 I did the math once and light beer comes out similar in calories per alcohol to vodka

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 23:40:04 2019 No.12713856 >>12713852 People who drink "light beer" drink entire 12-24 packs at once and have a beer gut. There's only so much vodka you can drink before you pass out, puke, and die

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 00:08:16 2019 No.12713974 >>12713812 Beer has tons of carbs. If you have 4 beers a night vs the equivalent alcohol in vodka, you’ll get fatter in the beer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 00:14:53 2019 No.12714003 >>12713513 >This goes for subs and sandwiches as well obviously. If it's cut in half you could slice from the cut to steal sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 00:16:41 2019 No.12714008 File: 705 KB, 600x450, 1562346011749.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12712479 lol what a nerd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 01:15:19 2019 No.12714176 >>12712759 call the police

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 01:34:06 2019 No.12714232 >>12713692 Hahaha, you let them steal from you? You also wheel out the apologetics when your gf fucks niggers right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 03:29:23 2019 No.12714469 >>12713692 >pitying her because she's black ok, racist

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 03:52:56 2019 No.12714536 >>12712400 Wouldn't that cause trouble for the restaurant or service itself? If you see your food is missing items and call for reimbursement, and multiple customers do it, they'll probably pinpoint who did it easily

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 05:02:58 2019 No.12714711

I used to work at a place with doordash and such as a delivery service. It's not just "one or two fries" because there's no way to tell. I'd get a call or a notification on our app saying they're missing an item or two. Sometimes the driver just cancels the order and takes the food for themselves, leaving me with the angry lazy retard that used the service. And a lot of these apps don't even keep the record of drivers like contact info, license plate, or photo of their face, just a name. So if one would want to report them for suspected theft it's near impossible. Also a lot of the drivers were either arab/semetic or black, I wouldn't trust them with my food. And when these companies started out they could see the tip on the orders they carry. The ones with large tips would be picked up instantly. While the low tip/tipless orders would stay up to an hour or two max before someone came to pick it up.
Moral of the post, don't be a lazy or dumb and pick up your own food if you can't be fucked to make it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 05:26:35 2019 No.12714766 >>12712441 Idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 05:29:00 2019 No.12714771 >>12714711 holy fuck sum it up https://youtu.be/VTP15uTE8aA?t=42 https://youtu.be/VTP15uTE8aA?t=41

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 05:29:17 2019 No.12714773

>>12714536
I'm in China, when you use Meituan to order food, you rate both the restaurant and the delivery guy.
Share the blame around, one of them will get a bunch more than the other.

>>12714711
>Sometimes the driver just cancels the order and takes the food for themselves
How can the driver cancel the customer's order?
If they took it for themselves, the app can see that the driver picked it up and marked it delivered but the customer will click the thing that says "I didn't get it" and then it's going to get obvious pretty quickly if a driver does it more than once.
The driver would probably need to actually go to the customer's home too or the app is going to know from GPS that they didn't even pretend to deliver it.

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 05:31:55 2019 No.12714779

>>12713401
>Shortly after a a little girl with cerebral palsy came up to the door with a walker just happy as fucking ever to see me with her chick fil a.

To think liberals would want to ban CFA for exercising their freedom of religion and deny disabled kids like her basic pleasures

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 05:32:57 2019 No.12714781 >>12713405 Thank you for your service

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 05:35:38 2019 No.12714787

>>12714771
Learn to read something longer than a sentence, you ADHD faggot.
>>12714773
On most apps we and I assume also the driver have options to cancel the order for whatever reason. Usually the reason they would cancel it is "food is damaged/ruined" implying they dropped it or it fell down and so not fit for consumption.
The driver doesn't need to go to their home either, they could have just never delivered it making the customer wait. But yes it's obvious when they do it. However there's like 6 of these services when one got fired I'd see him delivering for another service.

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 05:50:03 2019 No.12714827

>>12714787
>Usually the reason they would cancel it is "food is damaged/ruined" implying they dropped it or it fell down and so not fit for consumption
Oh right, the restaurant would have to send another item then, right?
And I assume the restaurant can review drivers too, or complain about them or something.

>they could have just never delivered it making the customer wait
This is the problem one because then the customer has to file a dispute and it probably takes a bit for them to get money back and re-order. Last Mother's Day, I ordered some flowers, it took four hours for the florist to turn around and say they couldn't do it so the flowers I ordered and re-ordered for the MiL ended up arriving at like 4pm instead of 9am.

>However there's like 6 of these services when one got fired I'd see him delivering for another
That's still "only" 6, I'm sure they don't share records but those aren't many bridges to burn and then he's back to trying to find a pizza shop that wants an exclusive driver and they must be running out too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 06:38:03 2019 No.12714971 >>12712400 I'm a doordash driver. Only time I've ever done this was when someone ordered like $100 worth of bdubs. I still feel guilty of it btw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 08:46:39 2019 No.12715258 >>12714971 >I’m a DoorDash Where’s my jalapeño poppers asshole?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 14:48:17 2019 No.12716327 >>12713786 >eating the shot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:39:45 2019 No.12717210 >>12712441 >wuz

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 19:46:21 2019 No.12717464 >>12712531 You're either backpedalling or that's the worst joke ever told by a human.

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 19:49:55 2019 No.12717483

>>12712400
>anonymous survey
It's meaningless bullshit.
Also it's really not hard to tell if you're missing food. Not sure what crazy shit you all get, but I know how many pieces of sushi or how many hot dogs or how many slices of pizza I ordered and I don't do waste of time sides like french fries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 19:57:30 2019 No.12717523 Its because they get paid less than minimum wage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 20:01:23 2019 No.12717538 >>12713405 I mean, as long as you cut a piece off and at least attempt to hide it i don't mind

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 20:07:58 2019 No.12717566

>>12712446
This. I've only had food delivered a handful of times in my life, and only pizza, and only when I was too drunk to drive or cook something myself.
Frankly , I have no sympathy for these people who order delivery from these services. The people working them are technically "independent contractors", and are responsible to NO ONE, so they could eat or fuck with your food, and al, that will happen is their contracted company will "ban" them. And then they move on to another. They have no real consequences or oversight. Same with drive services. At least cabs are liscenced and bonded. Fuck all that stranger danger bullshit.

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>people order pizza or chinese takeout for delivery for ages
>this is fine and normal
>if the driver fucks with the food everyone gives the driver shit

>people now order delivery from anywhere, like fast food
>this is somehow a bad thing now
>if the driver fucks with the food it serves you right for being lazy

You're all hypocrites anyway, I can call you faggots just as much lazy fucks for eating out and not cooking something yourself. You're not any better for going to pick up your mcchickens and greasy fries than the guy having them delivered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 20:48:01 2019 No.12717733 >>12714971 You should go to the person's place with some replacement food like something out of My Name is Earl if you really feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:17:28 2019 No.12717835 It's no big deal. I snag some fries here and there, the rubes don't fuckin know

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:30:42 2019 No.12717879 >>12714779 I wish I could give a disabled kid basic pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:11:10 2019 No.12718173 >>12714232 Keep your interracial cuck fetish to yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:48:24 2019 No.12718471 >>12712509 Kek that sounds like an Onion article headline

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:27:16 2019 No.12718601 >>12717835 >calling people you childishly steal fries from rubes as if you're skilfully ripping them or something Embarassing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:41:10 2019 No.12718776 >>12712400 >DISTURBING Internet news articles have got to the point where they feel the need to tell you what emotion to feel when reading an article

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 03:56:39 2019 No.12718931 >>12718776 This has been going on for a few years very overtly

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 06:06:09 2019 No.12719225

>>12714827
>Oh right, the restaurant would have to send another item then, right? And I assume the restaurant can review drivers too, or complain about them or something.
From my experience the order would just be canceled and the customer would get a refund and could choose to place it again. And we have no real way to complain or screen drivers because they choose the order to pick up rather than have us choose a driver. As for complaining about them there's no real way because again they don't have license plates or phone numbers basically only a name at times, some have pictures but those go away once the order is canceled or completed.
>This is the problem one because then the customer has to file a dispute and it probably takes a bit for them to get money back and re-order. Last Mother's Day, I ordered some flowers, it took four hours for the florist to turn around and say they couldn't do it so the flowers I ordered and re-ordered for the MiL ended up arriving at like 4pm instead of 9am.
Basically yeah, I've never had to deal with the refund stuff because any refund is payed for by the company, not the business. And then uniformed mouth breathers would yell at me over the phone that I basically can't do nothing for them like give credit/refund/ or deliver for them and that they have to talk to delivery app rep about the problem.
>That's still "only" 6, I'm sure they don't share records but those aren't many bridges to burn and then he's back to trying to find a pizza shop that wants an exclusive driver and they must be running out too.
These people are sneaky in how they do it in a way. One person could hypothetically burn through their steal a meal tokens on all apps and won't be hired again, but does the app know their girlfriend/relative? They'll sign up someone else and then do it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 06:10:25 2019 No.12719239 >>12718776 >>12718931 They're reporting the news, conspiratards. It is pretty "disturbing."

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 06:12:29 2019 No.12719243 >>12712400 do americans really get food delivered to their door

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 06:14:57 2019 No.12719249 >>12713349 >I kept it warm for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 06:15:56 2019 No.12719253 >>12712531 What's it like being not only a pathological liar but likely covering up miles of self-doubt with irony and insincerity?

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 07:39:44 2019 No.12719410

>>12713692
Sorry, that's just not okay. These people should do the minimum of order checking. I don't expect them to dig around inside my bag with their unwashed hands to make sure it's all there, but the can at the very least look at the receipt and notice if a fucking drink is missing. That's completely unacceptable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 07:51:10 2019 No.12719426 >>12718601 They are rubes, I'm running game on them AND getting tips. I don't care what you think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:11:11 2019 No.12719455 >>12719426 And I don't care that you take fries like a dog when its master isn't looking but at least acknowledge that what you're doing isn't some cunning caper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:48:57 2019 No.12719539 >>12712426 Food cuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:55:19 2019 No.12719552 File: 1001 KB, 640x480, 1537653611494.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12719455 OOoooOOoOoOooooOoooo burrrrrrrn. You angry little faggot. Yeah you really sound like you don't care that you're getting punked

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:05:39 2019 No.12719582 >>12712408 >>12712419 kek where do you guys live?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:15:33 2019 No.12719612 >>12719552 seething

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:55:26 2019 No.12719725 >>12719612 We already established that you are the one who's seething. You really want to go down this road?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:58:13 2019 No.12719734 >>12719455 It’s a pretty clever con, actually. Try snagging someone’s fries while serving food at a restaurant; you’ll get caught. I think you’re just upset because you didn’t think of it first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:08:11 2019 No.12719767 >>12712400 >his bags come without no tamper seals

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:24:22 2019 No.12719797 >>12719725 Bro you make sub minimum wage and are proud of stealing pennies worth of food. Pretty hard to call anyone else a rube in that situation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:25:23 2019 No.12719800 >>12713752 >Who staples it? The fast food place doesn't. Yeah they do

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:41:08 2019 No.12719844 >>12719797 I do it with style and finesse. No one has detected it yet. I’m like a master cat burglar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:50:00 2019 No.12719869 >>12719797 I'm just the grub plug as a side gig. That's my thinking time, homeboy. I got enough stacks to burn the cash in front of you. >>12719844 Not me, but you seem like a cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:52:20 2019 No.12719878 >>12718776 >Internet news articles have got to the point where they feel the need to tell you what emotion to feel when reading an article (And that's a good thing)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:10:02 2019 No.12720097 >>12719869 Haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:12:35 2019 No.12720109 >>12712400 I make it a point to tell the delivery people that I will not tip unless the girl who sends the food eats some of the food before. That way I can pretend we ate together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:31:04 2019 No.12720168 >Order wings on Uber Eats >Order goes through >Bastard calls me and says he can’t make it to my friend’s, tell him to drop off at my place >Get home, order seems light as fuck It all makes sense now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:19:57 2019 No.12720325 >>12712400 Hahaha, fucking millennials. They can't cook and can't even go pick up food. They are truly the worst generation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:23:14 2019 No.12720339 door dash requires you to sticker boxes shot and staple bags. it's very easy to tell if your stuff has been fucked with or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:31:02 2019 No.12720607 >>12720325 You try buying food and cooking it all for several people when it’s midnight and you’re drunk off your ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:25:43 2019 No.12720814 >>12712400 Cool I'll simply report them to the feds because that's a felony that can result in 20+ years of imprisonment. Hope the $2 of rice chicken wings you ate was worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:29:20 2019 No.12720833 >>12712497 BUZZED DRIVING IS DRUNK DRIVING

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:30:07 2019 No.12720838 >>12720325 They also can’t deliver without tampering with the food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:32:44 2019 No.12720849 im a former doordash driver with over 1500 deliveries and only one time did a fry fall ouy of a bag and I ate it. i'm aware shittier people than me exist and ruin it for the rest of us, and for them, I apologize.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:50:47 2019 No.12721124 >>12720849 You’ve done nothing wrong, you need not apologize, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:00:51 2019 No.12721156 >>12712400 They're doing society a favor. Fatties need to eat less.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:02:18 2019 No.12721160 >>12720849 You need to make amends with the victim and delivery a single fry with an apology note. Your karma is at stake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:35:21 2019 No.12721743 >>12720607 >Can't cook, can't go pickup food, has roommates Holy fuck. How's that student debt treating ya?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:44:27 2019 No.12722234 >>12721743 No student debt to speak of, my friend. Thing is, when I am with my working she friends and we decide on ordering food that doesn’t have its own delivery service, our options are limited.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:08:58 2019 No.12722331 >>12712470 Youre a fucking nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:11:12 2019 No.12722339 >>12720849 Fuck you. You NEVER steal with a customer's food. Next time a fry falls out you put it back in the bag where it belongs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:04:06 2019 No.12722494 >>12712502 TODD PLEASE I PROMISE I'LL BUY ANOTHER 20 COPIES OF SKYRIM JUST STOP THE CAR! TODD! TOOOOOOOOODD!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:18:36 2019 No.12722549 File: 25 KB, 535x439, proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12720607 >people starved before ubereats. you're all doomed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:39:59 2019 No.12722629 >>12712400 only thing I could hear when reading this thread https://youtu.be/U1mlCPMYtPk

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:34:35 2019 No.12722851 There are people who pay $25+ to eat mediocre 30 minute old soggy food every single night. Haha.

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:36:09 2019 No.12722859

I wasn't aware anyone actually used those services, shit's insanely expensive. Almost $10 or $15 on top of the cost of food for delivery? Fuck that. It literally costs me less to drive my car there, even if i'm in the drive through for a fucking half hour waiting. Being poor is a blessing sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:49:58 2019 No.12722917 >>12722549 Are you sure you replied to the right post, retard?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:55:34 2019 No.12722937 >>12712400 >see a black guy is delivering my food >know he will try to eat it so don't tip him

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:57:15 2019 No.12722943 >>12712400 >only food I order is pizza >can easily tell if it's been tampered with Pizza is truly the best super food

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:02:53 2019 No.12722963 >>12722943 I'm sure someone could take some toppings without it being noticed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:38:00 2019 No.12723422 Driving for Uber eats. Just imagine the smell. When I pick up an order of pizza whenever I'm too lazy to cook there's the smell of pizza for a day or two. I can't imagine these people cars.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:39:05 2019 No.12723427 Do you retards seriously not cook all of your own food? Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:14:55 2019 No.12723510 >>12723422 That’s because the grease from the cardboard box soaks into your seat cushions. Pizza delivery guys usually have a bag to put the pizza in to keep it warm and off the seat cushion

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:28:54 2019 No.12723546

>>12719225
>And we have no real way to complain or screen drivers
I guess you need to tell the customer to give a bad review to the driver so that they'll get fired/b& eventually.

>One person could hypothetically burn through their steal a meal tokens on all apps and won't be hired again, but does the app know their girlfriend/relative? They'll sign up someone else and then do it again.
I guess one of the good things to come out of the outrage that taxi companies are hyping about Uber etc is that those companies are getting stricter with ID requirements for drivers. There's going to come a point where drivers will have to send selfies to log in or something.

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:40:55 2019 No.12723583

>>12723427
This. If you're feeling lazy make a fuckhuge pot of stew over the course of a few hours stirring every 20 minutes while doing important shit like cleaning the house. You can section parts of it off and keep it in the freezer and it won't taste like shit when reheated 2 weeks later. After the inital cooking it's 5 minutes at most in the microwave you have to wait. Never gets old if you can make a good stew either.

I don't get how people think waiting up to a hour for their food to get cold on the way over and paying up the ass for it seems more convinient.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:48:34 2019 No.12723598 I'm too afraid of being poisoned by an uber eats/door dash driver. But i order pizza from pizza chains and I don't think they will poison me for some reason. I always tip them well though

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:50:03 2019 No.12723600 >>12713405 Every pizza place I've ever worked at just allowed the employees to eat as much pizza as they wanted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 05:06:23 2019 No.12723639 At our pizza place the delivery driver is allowed to spend 2 minutes alone with the pizza if the customer is a known troublemaker or bad tipper. Not gonna say where.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 06:37:56 2019 No.12723812 >>12723600 I always heard from fast food employees that they can't stand the food from where they worked at. As a teen I worked at carls jr and I still like it. Is it just a meme

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 06:41:27 2019 No.12723816

>>12723583
When I'm at home I spend all my time sitting down and reading 4chan while podcasts or YouTube videos play on my computer. I don't want to do anything else. I never clean. What a waste of time. Things never get that dirty really. So when I'm hungry I order some food to be delivered. Obviously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 06:55:50 2019 No.12723836 File: 7 KB, 250x250, 1564353349283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12713513 >and even then you're losing like a handful that falls into the outer bag. What do you mean by "losing"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:01:51 2019 No.12723844 >>12712400 I imagine half of those were just pizza bros that took a pepperoni or sausage here and there, and the other half snagged a fry or two. No one is stealing whole sandwiches or some shit. At least, no one smart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:08:08 2019 No.12723856 All they could get away with is a couple fries and a sip of soda (kinda gnarly.) It's not like they're lifting entire burgers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:09:16 2019 No.12723861 >>12723856 >>12723844 hm it appears we came to the same conclusion. cheers bru ta ta

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:13:25 2019 No.12723871 I would get a Tupperware and get a pinch of meat and fries from every order and microwave that shit when I get home lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:24:13 2019 No.12723899 >>12712400 Bullshit, im just about to take my cbt anf buy a ped to go some deliveroo shit. Dont fuck it up for me ya cu ts. Most motivation ive had to work in years

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:25:32 2019 No.12723901 >>12717566 No, if so eone was to find that had happened and report it. They'd be able to do something

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:27:15 2019 No.12723905 >>12717210 >kangz

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