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Will bread made from revived 4500-year-old yeast become the next big food trend?

>> No.12745866

>>12745863

I hope not if it turns people into soyboys like that

>> No.12745867

>>12745866
How the fuck is he a soyboy?

>> No.12745868

>>12745863
>im emotional

soy level 1001

>> No.12745870

>>12745867
Because he got so emotional while eating bread that he made a social media post for attention.

>> No.12745872

>>12745867
because its just bread

who TF cries over bread
its probably "amazing" to a baker but come the fuck on its just bread, not divine manna from heaven

>> No.12745881

>>12745870
>>12745872
>>12745868
He's literally the first person to use that yeast to bake bread in thousands of years. It was extracted from Ancient Egyptian vessels with the help of archaeologists and microbiologists. He kept a small sample of the revived yeast as the rest was sent to the lab to be tested, so he made some bread with it.

>> No.12745895

>>12745868
>>12745870
>>12745872
Aloofness is about as stale as 4500 year old bread.

>> No.12745896
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12745896

>eating shitty Millenia-old bread
>I’m literally shaking
Piss off and eat some proper modern bread that won’t kill you

>> No.12745898

>>12745881
So? Attention whoring is lame

>> No.12745899

>>12745881
yea and...?

i can see someone getting excited or amazed by it, but "getting emotional" is too soy for me

you can literally buy small fossils that are millions of years old and grind them into powder and ingest it if you want to

and if you buy rock salt, the salt is highly likely to be thousands, millions of years old already. Himalayan salt (pink salt) is 500 million years old
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himalayan_salt

its only the yeast that is ancient, i highly doubt it made that much of an actual difference

>> No.12745907

>>12745866
maybe you're the soyboy?

>> No.12745918

>>12745867
having passion is something that insecure depressed losers like to hate on, don't worry about it

>> No.12745921

>>12745918
having passion = / = crying over it

you can be passionate without tearing up like a girl over something as mundane as bread

>> No.12745932

>>12745863
Literally vomiting into my Nintendo Switch right now. Eww.

>> No.12745956

>>12745870
I guess you’ve never made good bread and tasted it fresh from the oven. Feels good man.

>> No.12745960

>>12745867
Read the text under the picture.

>> No.12745964

>>12745870
>>12745872
This. You can almost hear his I'm With Her sticker clanking softly as he weeps. Fag

>> No.12745970

>>12745870
Better than the fag bitching about it on social media if you ask me.

>> No.12745972

>>12745898
This. The biggest faux pas was posting about him getting emotional on social media. That is contrived bullshit. That is him watching too movies and wanting to emulate them. He's literally virtue signaling his vulnerability and passion and gullible retards ITT gobbled it up.

>> No.12745976

>>12745868
>not emotional about food
>on /ck/
leave

>> No.12745981

>>12745976
There's a difference between being emotional about food and telling everyone about it on social media to craft your internet persona. You played right into his hands, bud.

>> No.12745986

>>12745976
You have to be above that to be cool. Casually deliberate.

>> No.12745992

guy in op's experiment is definitely interesting.
AND
he also talks like a fag
don't see what everybody's fighting about. surely nobody thinks using 4500 year old yeast isn't interesting. and surely nobody thinks guy in op doesn't talk like a fag

>> No.12746005

>>12745867
He makes a big deal about calling the inside of the bread "the crumb".

>> No.12746009

>>12745899
It's still interesting that the yeast could be revived.

>> No.12746067

https://twitter.com/jessicas0226/status/1152700321468166145

what the fuck this woman is on his feed. She's like the star wars cuck.

>> No.12746131

>>12745863
Why isn’t this quarantined? This is going to spread like wildfire and turn everyone into soibois like the rage virus

>> No.12746140 [DELETED] 

>>12745881
dilate

>> No.12746160

>>12745881
>i made a bread and i cry
yeah he's a little sissy bitch

>> No.12746268
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12746268

>I'm emotional.

>> No.12746281

Shitpostery aside, this is super neat. Did he keep a starter going or did he use it all up?

>> No.12746431

>>12745863
>itt: incel neets literally getting as emotional as a teenage girl with pms over a guy who gets emotional about making bread with ancient yeast
Oh the ironing!

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>> No.12746466

>>12745863
>Umami!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!

>> No.12746480

>>12745863
you guys are incredibly jaded if you don't think that's some cool ass shit, take a break from 4chen

>> No.12746495

>>12746480
i agree, this site should be 100% wholesome and we should ban all the meanies :) i tip my hat to you, fellow bread nerd

>> No.12746577

>>12746495
ur cool man

>> No.12746580

>>12745863
Seamus (that’s the dog)

>> No.12746745

>>12745918
Hey when my wife's son was born I didn't shed a tear and my voice pitch didn't raise but this nigga getting weepy because his bread taste off? Nah fuck that dude he a cuck.

>> No.12746770

>>12745863
brb starting a kefir culture with the Shroud of Turin

>> No.12746812

>>12746268
>men having emotions is against my /pol/religion
You guys are huge fags

>> No.12746825

>>12746812
emotions are fine

but

getting emotional and teary over bread and yeast of all things isnt

>> No.12747484

>>12746825
Why?

>> No.12747489

>>12747484
because its a really small and mundane thing....?

its bread. not your best friend dying

>> No.12747588

>>12745895
8/10

>> No.12747640

>>12747489
this nigga never made his own bread

>> No.12747646

>>12745863
I don't see how the yeast farts of yesteryear could be that different from the yeast farts of today. Gas is gas, and will affect the dough the same way. I'd still try it just to be able to say I had.

>> No.12747672

>>12747646
Bro, please tell me you're not that retarded

>> No.12747677

Should the cereal subspecies be more important than the type of yeast? I am extremely ignorant about bread making. However, that is some cool shit, although it also seems dangerous as fuck (they could be reviving some virus that came associated with the yeast).

>> No.12747685

>>12747640
This nigga made his own bread & cried over it lol

>> No.12747696
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12747696

>>12745872
desu, food is as intrinsic to the human condition as it gets, on a par with sex and sleep
I pity you if you've never had a transcendent experience as a result of it

>> No.12747697

>>12746005
First time you've ever heard someone describe bread, huh? Maybe you should stick to your Wonderbread sugar loafs.

>> No.12747761

>>12745863
>implying that most differences in taste aren't due to placebo

>> No.12747771

>>12747696
The fact is that the bread wasn't that different from bread you can already get. He was reading into the experience from the knowledge of how the yeast was sourced. His response had nothing to do with the quality of the bread itself. I know it, you know it, he might not be self-aware enough to admit it to himself.

>> No.12747772

>>12747489
That's not how emotions work.

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>>12747588
Cry about it, bitchass

>> No.12747803

>>12746580

Was outside

>> No.12747899

>>12747696
>getting emotional over a piece of bread that is literally 99.5% the same as regular bread

nigga you gay

>> No.12747920

>>12746480
It is cool, but him saying how emotional he got over it is complete reddit

>> No.12747926

Did he keep any of the yeast?

>> No.12747933

>>12747926
If he's not an absolute retard, preserving the yeast and generating more is very easily done. Hopefully he didn't use it all

>> No.12747985

>>12746812
>>12747484
Your blood-soy concentration is too high for this place. It's time for you to immigrate back to rebbit.

>> No.12748021
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>>12747933
he's 95% getting worked up over something fake lol

>> No.12748306

>>12747697
t. seamus blackley
tell us more about how you cried from the crumb you insufferable faggot

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12749029

>>12747672
not that anon, but whenever people say "BRO TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING, R U THAT RETARDED" with no substance to why they think that, they're usually the retarded ones.
tl;dr you're retarded

>> No.12749041

>>12745863
>eating bread made from 4500 year old yeast
i don't care if it's a fad. i'd love to try that shit.

>> No.12749053 [DELETED] 

>>12745964
How does a sticker clang?

>> No.12749069

>eating bread that ancient egyptian niggas made
>Fistbumping ancient brethren as you munch on some tastey bread
Yeah, seems based

>> No.12749091

>>12749029
I suspect you use this dismissal a fair amount

>> No.12749113

>>12749091
actually I don't

>> No.12749474

>>12745896
BASED ZOOMER

>> No.12749501

>>12745899
Being excited and being emotional are the same thing

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12749526

>>12745863
>bread nerd

>> No.12749546

>>12746580
>>12747803
Worst song on the album. What were they thinking? Ugh

>> No.12749551

We were talking about this at work (I'm a baker), and I really dont think it makes much of a difference. It's novel, I guess, but literally who gives a fuck. This shit is the same to me as people who make a big deal about bringing home a starter from such-and-such bakery. Its fucking hollow hype.

>> No.12749556

>>12746770
Wtf lol

>> No.12749561

>>12749029
Ck is the smartest and most emotionally smart board of summer 2019

>> No.12749566

>>12749551
Yes. hollow hype.
ck is the most eloquent board so far. it is on the path.

>> No.12750244

>>12745863
Lel as if. You cannot recreate it with modern grains anyway. Also fuck bread, make beer.

>> No.12751091

>>12745898
>telling people about something amazing that happened is attention whoring
Maybe to your low self-esteem depression riddled brain, anon.

>> No.12751109

>>12749551
For some reason I read that as biker at first and was just imagining a bunch of grey bearded fat dudes in shades and leather talking about their favorite bread starters