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/ck/ humor

>> No.12784817
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>> No.12784821

>>12784809
more like
>when your idea of eating healthy doesn't go past "eat a bunch of lettuce every day"

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>> No.12784828

Oh great, another thread of facebook humor for retards to sperg at.

>> No.12784833

>>12784828
The average age of /ck/ according to the 4chan survey is 34. This is the oldest population on the site.

>> No.12784834

>>12784817
peanut butter pudding time?

>> No.12784836
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>When you start living minimally

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>>12784836
>I gave up on life but won't become an hero

>> No.12784904

>>12784809
lettuce has almost no nutritional content. i guess it's healthy compared to a diet of Twinkies and McDonald's but that's not really saying much. salad made with lettuce and a fatty dressing is a net negative for your health considering most dressing is terrible for you and i doubt anyone is eating a plain lettuce salad. fuck lettuce and fuck lettuceniggers, spinach gang 4 lyfe bitch

>> No.12784908

>>12784809
>eating water paper
>healthy
humor indeed

>> No.12784913

>>12784817
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

>> No.12784916

>>12784817
Ah yes I love the Nut Butter Bundt Hour

>> No.12784948

>>12784913
Wow that's an old meme.

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My rescue mouse passed away last night. Join me in a sleep tight, mouser.

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>>12784961
sleep tight, mouser

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>>12784961
rip. sleep tight mouser.

>> No.12784979 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
You could totally fry that thing. It'd make a decent nugget

>> No.12785008

>>12784817
>jelly
>jello mold
Peter Griffin would be this stupid

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>>12784961
sleep tight, mouser

:(

>> No.12785140 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
>sleep tight, mouser.

>> No.12785153 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
sleep tight, mouser

>> No.12785157

>>12784822
Haha I get it it's because my parents physically abused me

>> No.12785162 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
I’m sorry for your loss, anon.
Sleep tight, mouser.

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>>12784961
Sleep tight, mouser

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>>12784961
Sleep tight, mouser

>> No.12785237

>>12785157
haha

>> No.12785325

>>12784817
Goober Pea Margarine Gelatin Clock?

>> No.12785335

>>12785157
>getting hwhapp'd with a spoon for talking back is abuse
Generation of pussies, I tell ya.

>> No.12785338

>>12785335
Shut the fuck up Peepums or i'm gonna make the girl scouts stop visiting you

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>>12784961
sleep tight mouser

>> No.12785380

>>12785338
dont talk back to me like that or i'll feed you some of my nasty gum

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>>12784961
sleep tight, mouser

>> No.12785434

>>12784809
>Eating healthy makes you a happier person
I ate so healthy, my organs started to commit suicide

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>>12784961
:(

>> No.12785475

lettuce definitely rots in your intestine
store it in a warm dark enclosed space
it will get rotten very very very quickly lol
human body is 36 degrees always consider

>>12784904
yes

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>>12785380
I am delighted about the reference you made

>> No.12785582 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
Sleep tight my nigga

>> No.12785602 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
Sleep tight mousser

>> No.12785609

>>12784904
Fat fuck. Who said I use dressing? I put lettuce in my beans

>> No.12785720

>>12784836
its seem you chilling in the middle east senpai

>> No.12785749 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
Sleep tight, mouser

>> No.12785753 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
Sleep tight, mouser.

>> No.12785848

>>12785157
They should have hit you harder

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>>12784961
Sleep tight, mouser.

>> No.12785869

>>12784836
What a shit-tier taste in characters.

>> No.12785877

>>12785858
I find this racist, imagine if this was a black guy or an arab and a woman in a sand storm dress there would be an uproar.

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>>12784961
Sleep tight, mouser

>> No.12785889 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
Sleep tight mouser

>> No.12785891 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
rip
sleep tight, mouser

>> No.12785898

>>12784817
IT'S PEANUTS BUTTER JELLO CLOCK

PEANUTS BUTTER JELLO CLOCK

PEANUTS BUTTER JELLO CLOCK

>> No.12785901

>>12784836
>minimally
>buying alcohol
Get your priorities in order.

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>>12784961
sleep tight little dood

>> No.12785930

>>12785877
So it’s racist because if it was different then... what?

>> No.12785946 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
Thanks anons. He was a good little guy. He liked goldfish and shitting.

>> No.12785956

>>12785930
depict reality.

>> No.12785972

>>12785355
What? Does he mean crackers?

>> No.12786000 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
sleep tight, mouser.

>> No.12786012

>>12784873
>won't become an hero
>15 pack of natty daddies
pick one

>> No.12786024

>>12785157
Should have used a fuckhuge wooden spatula instead.

>> No.12786038

>>12784836
ASUKA A SHIT

>> No.12786040

>>12786024
any y'all know what a switch is? you'd be begging for a wooden spatula

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>>12784809

>> No.12786064

>>12785424
>reddit frog
*cringe*

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>>12785858
based chad beating the roastie up

>> No.12786088 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
sleep tight, mouser

>> No.12786095

>>12786043
I hate niggers so goddamn much

>> No.12786099

>>12786074
see>>12786064

>> No.12786106 [DELETED] 

>>12784961
Anyone have a recipe for mouse? I’m asking for reasons...

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>>12784809

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>>12784961
rip to a real nigga
he's eating cheese in heaven

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>>12786119
Suddenly i felt the urge to smoke and drink again.

>> No.12786148

What does a carnivore and a meat eater have in common?
Both are too stupid to realize a plant based diet is better.

>> No.12786157

>>12784817
Nut butter jello time

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>>12784809
Let me correct that grammar for you.

>> No.12786162

>>12786137
do that and please die

>> No.12786172

>>12784833
Can’t decide which is worse: being outnumbered by summerfag 14-year-olds on zoomer-dominated boards or this.

I can obviously understand 30-somethings (and maybe early 40’s depending on the person) but in general middle aged people do not belong on 4chan, period. If I wanted to talk to boomers I’d just hang out with my grandma’s friends.

>> No.12786175

>>12786172
nice meem

>> No.12786179

>>12786172
I don't think you belong on the internet at all. You clearly need the assistance of facial expressions to discern the intent behind communicated messages.

>> No.12786181

>>12786162
You'll die faster by drinking coke an eating deep fried tendies.

>> No.12786182

>>12786179
I don't think you clearly understand what's going on right now

>> No.12786186

>>12784836
>asuka

just rope urself my dude

>> No.12786188

>>12786182
Do you wanna make out?

>> No.12786194

>>12786175
>>12786179
I smell o l d

>> No.12786201

>>12785956
rednecks beat on women all the time, wifebeaters were named after them, foh

>> No.12786208

>>12786188
kiss>>12786188

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>>12786148
Hey toothless blllooooorpppppftttttt blllaaaaaappppffrrrrtttttt bbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp

>> No.12786230

>>12786201
But anon i'm pure anglo, we had them over to you to beat them for us.

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>> No.12786237

>>12786172
I'm 39 and i will never stop shit posting, NEVER.

>> No.12786285

>>12786225
I said plant based, not vegan you club swinging lunkhead.