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I started chewing my food lads

Like really chewing, not 50 times per bite like the internet says, but considerably more than before when I was just mashing it twice and sending it down my gullet.

Ive noticed a couple of things I thought you all would be interested in, or at least have one more person confirming

>Chew more, get more tired with jaw, so naturally eat less. Not a little bit less, quite a lot less, but you also dont feel hungrier despite eating less
>My gas issues are just gone. Nausea is a thing of the past now. I stay energized. Probably because of the combination of less bloating + easier digestion
>Become naturally selective of what you eat. Makes sense because if youre going to be chewing it for a while, youre going to want to chew on something with some fiber, some substance. Not your typical junk that destroys your teeth, or slop o shit that can be swallowed whole anyways.

Thats about it. Pretty cool huh? I feel kind of silly for correcting this bad habit at 26. But better late than never.

>> No.12794394

something wrong with my internals, I have to i'll mcfuckin choke to death. kek

>> No.12794481

>>12794382
Chewing is for the birds. Most of the good flavor and texture is in the first few chews, after that it’s mushy, so go on the next bite.

>> No.12794519

>>12794481
Chewing is good. Youre the birdbrain. Actually, birds dont even chew... Wtf...

>> No.12795383

>>12794519
Chewing wears out your teeth and jaw, good luck being old and toothless

>> No.12796223

>>12794481
>>12795383
Not chewing your food well enough causes gas and can create obstructions and pained digestion.
Not chewing is for literal fucking animals.
Are your teeth really so close to the verge of rotting that a few extra chomps are going to knock them out? Heard of a toothbrush?

>> No.12796285

>>12794382
>not 50 times per bite
Then you are no lady and shall never find a husband of means.

>> No.12796294

>>12794382
that's pretty cool op. a little goes a long way!

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12796295

>>12794382
Great!
Now go and chew on a delicious McChicken, which is, for me, the best fast food sandwich.

>> No.12796303

>>12795383
Only on 4chan would someone say chewing your food is bad

>> No.12797194

OP will become superhuman soon

>> No.12797238

>>12794481
Chewing. Birds. Animals who literally don't have teeth and need a special pouch in their throat to grind up the food with little rocks.

[spoiler]Any good recipes for gizzard?[spoiler]

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>>12795383
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>> No.12797675

>>12795383
How fucking hard are you chomping down where it damages your teeth?

>> No.12797723

>>12795383
sounds like someone in the nofap cult. someone who will judge you for fapping (touching your own body)

>> No.12797923

>>12794382
Congratulations OP, welcome to the enlightened chewers' club.