Picky eating

[Anonymous No.12840661]

My boyfriend is a picky eater. He strongly prefers to eat foods that are fast food, frozen, canned, packaged, processed, etc. He also hates cooking and almost always refuses to help me cook. However he wants to lose weight so he's asked me to start cooking healthier foods for us to eat. What do?

[Anonymous No.12840668]

>>12840661
Tell him not to be a fag

[Anonymous No.12840680]

>>12840661
Tell him to grow up and stop being such a child about the way he eats. If he refuses then cut is deadweight ass loose and let him fail on his own. You don't want to end up like the spouse of that "cheesey potato" fat cunt and if you continue to enable him that's where you'll end up.

[Anonymous No.12840683]

>>12840661
drop that worthless fat fuck

[Anonymous No.12840690]

>>12840668
I've tried but then he starts sulking
>>12840680
He's not overweight he has just gained a few extra pounds he wants to get rid of

[Anonymous No.12840696]

>>12840661
How could you even make somebody your partner if they have such a fundamental difference in taste?

[Anonymous No.12840708]

>>12840683
He's not fat, and in our relationship I am probably the more worthless one since I am a neet
>>12840696
I still love him for other reasons

[Anonymous No.12840710]

>>12840661
My GF is the same way. She's a gd pasta whore too. I've started getting protein pasta. It has a lot more fiber and it's reasonably priced at Walmart and Aldi. I'll make that with a sauce and serve with a lean meat and she'll usually eat it. She never gets tired of it either. Picky eaters love pasta.

[Anonymous No.12840712]

>>12840696
This. It's a deal breaker for long term compatibility.

[Anonymous No.12840728]

>>12840712
Because tastes can change. We all started out as picky eaters. Some just weren't pushed by their parents and need it from an SO

[Anonymous No.12840737]

>>12840661
>my gay lover is a gay loser
>best ask a bunch of gay losers what to do
You need to go back

[Anonymous No.12840745]

>>12840712
He is actually less of a picky eater now, for example I introduced him to sushi which he had never tried. He likes it now but only orders the American style sushi, for example tempura fried rolls with cream cheese inside and mayo/teriyaki sauce on top. And he is learning to use chopsticks

[Anonymous No.12840758]

>>12840745
I had a lunch meeting with a potential client and he picked a sushi place. He ordered deep fried, cream cheese and imitation crab sushi and ate it by fisting a fork into the top of each bite. I tried not to gawk.

[Anonymous No.12840761]

>>12840728
>deluding yourself into thinking you can change a person

[Anonymous No.12840775]

>>12840661
>fast food, frozen, canned, packaged, processed
A lot of this stuff has high salt content. You might want to try over salting his plate. As he gets used to healthier foods you can reduce the amount of extra salt he gets.

[Anonymous No.12840778]

>>12840661
>What do?
Ummmm....tell him to eat less?

[Anonymous No.12840784]

I think this thread is some LARP joke. Hidden.

[Anonymous No.12840789]

>>12840784
Then just hide it, you dumb faggot. No need to announce it for attention.

[Anonymous No.12840800]

>>12840661
If he cops an attitude shove your junk in his face till he shuts up. 3/10 times means it works every time it doesn't fail.

[Anonymous No.12840806]

I used to be similar but I found my palette expanding once I actually learned about cooking and the finer details of food, I never used to like fresh tomatoes but the more I cook with them the more I can appreciate their taste. I think you're less wary of a new food when you're able to put your hands in it and be involved in the cooking process.

[Anonymous No.12840811]

>>12840661

Don't make your partner cook with you, accept that he doesn't like cooking. It's not healthy to try and force your partner to have the same hobbies as you if they don't, that shit will kill a relationship fast.

Find out what ingredients he likes and experiment with it. My girlfriend didn't like any of the foods I ate but is more open now just because I ate them a lot around her and she broadened of her own free will.

Also drop the misconception that frozen foods are inherently unhealthy. You can argue taste and quality but fruits and veges that are frozen are perfectly healthy and you can incorporate that shit into the diet for his sake.

[Anonymous No.12840813]

>ITT: a gay thread

This is a Christian board.

Get crossed faggot OP

[Anonymous No.12840814]

>>12840737
Women do use 4chan yknow

[Anonymous No.12840822]

>>12840710

Everybody loves pasta, pasta is fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.12840826]

>>12840728
I've always enjoyed all foods I've tried so fuck off with your "We all started our at picky eaters." rationalization

[Anonymous No.12840832]

>>12840826
>i've always enjoyed all foods

keeeeeeeeeeeeekys

[Anonymous No.12840836]

>>12840661
Tell him to quit being a fucking child and start eating some real god damn food or you're gonna start fucking other people.

[Anonymous No.12840852]

>>12840814
but biologically they a males.

[Anonymous No.12840864]

>>12840661
>picky eater
>canned

[Anonymous No.12840863]

>>12840728
No. My baby eats everything and loves trying new foods. He’s the best. I love him so much.

[Anonymous No.12840865]

>>12840852
Hard day at work and 10 Stella's.
*they're Males

[Anonymous No.12840871]

>>12840661
Make him eat raw meat and do it yourself. He hates cooking because he knows that burning meat doesn't make it better, but quite the opposite, destroys the nutrients.
Also it's the vegans who are insulting you because of your sexuality because they hate humans.

[Anonymous No.12840874]

>>12840806
This. Also eat less sugars and salts, they are extreme tastes that cover your palette and then you can't appreciate more subtle flavors.

[Anonymous No.12840887]

>>12840814
tits or gtfo if you want your female privileges

[Anonymous No.12840898]

>>12840826
that's not something to be proud of, it means your genes are specialized for times of famine making your taste buds weak so you can stuff yourself with maggots and tree bark.

[Anonymous No.12840903]

>>12840898
>t. Mac and cheese eater

[Anonymous No.12840934]

>>12840898
>taste buds weak
I can enjoy all varieties of food instead of being a picky taste-let

[Anonymous No.12840949]

remind him that your homosexual anus and your throat gravy are not canned or packaged
actually nevermind hahaha i bet they are fast food

[Anonymous No.12840950]

>>12840903
mac and cheese is the quintessential nontaster food so I don't know what you're getting at there.

[Anonymous No.12841005]

>>12840811
Its just frustrating to me as someone who loves cooking to spend hours preparing a meal and have his reaction basically be "meh, it's okay" vs. if I spend 10 minutes slopping together prepackaged processed crap and have him praise that and say "you're such a good cook!" when I didn't even actually do any cooking

>Also drop the misconception that frozen foods are inherently unhealthy

I have nothing wrong with frozen foods themselves but he's not eating frozen vegetables e.g. he's eating hungry man dinners and frozen corn dogs

[Anonymous No.12841250]

>>12840690
>sulking
Just dump him. No one that immature could possibly be a good partner.

[Anonymous No.12841263]

>>12840661
Stop being such a shit cook. Seriously. I’ve had vegans and vegetarians take seconds of meat at my house because of how good it was. If you stop sucking at cooking your bf will eat your food.

[Anonymous No.12841270]

>>12841250
would if I could afford to but I'm just trying to make it work for now

Not looking for relationship advice right now, just cooking advice thanks

[Anonymous No.12841282]

>>12840661
Dump him, move on to someone better

[Anonymous No.12841328]

>>12841263
Obviously they are not actual vegan an vegetarians.

[Anonymous No.12841433]

>>12841270
Bost feet and I'll give you some advice, ok?

[Anonymous No.12841467]

And remember, people who refuse to eat fast food are picky eaters too.

[Anonymous No.12841483]

>>12840661
stop being a pedophile and get a bf that's older than 8

[Anonymous No.12841501]

With a little hard work, you can make him into your perfect man! Men are basically big dogs that need positive reinforcement training. Praise and reward him ;) every time he tries a new food.

[Anonymous No.12841574]

>>12840661
>However he wants to lose weight so he's asked me to start cooking healthier foods for us to eat. What do?

I cook all my own food and I'm a guy. I really enjoy it. I eat basically the same thing every day. Bean tomato stew and bread and home made yogurt for breakfast with a daily vitamin. For dinner I eat pasta and veggie tomato stew with chopped carrots and frozen peas and green peas with spices and a sweetener, like aspartame and some salt. spices like chili powder, ginger, black pepper, cumin, garlic powder are good. avoid cayenne.
hot wet low fat starches are the way to go for weight loss. don't snack, no lunch, and I eat dinner at 2 pm.

[Anonymous No.12841588]

>>12840661
listen OP, what you should do is pretty simple: just tell me how to run in to your bf.
I'll find an excuse to introduce myself, get to know him, show interest in his hobbies and build a relationship. I'll butter him up in all the right ways - tell him how intelligent his opinions are, how much I respect his taste in anime, etc. Then when he mentions me to you, float the idea of inviting me over for dinner, maybe along with whatever mutual hobby we have between us. At dinner (which you will cook) we will be very friendly and happy go lucky - I bring a midrange wine from california, he brings his gacha collection up from the basement - until the food comes out. Before he has a chance to be picky about it, I will start loudly complimenting the food, and your cooking by extension. Going on, I will express wonder at the idea that a man like him ever managed to land a hot catch like you. Feel free to giggle, blush and smile as much as you want during this part, the more the better. At this point he should be fuming, and I'll drop a kicker like "if you were my g(?)f I'd have you cook like this every night" right before dessert. At the end of the night I'll give each of you a big hug goodbye.
If he was a man, he would take this as a warning sign, but since he isn't he'll just continue to sulk. At this point there should be some serious friction between the two of you. I will exacerbate this by inviting you both to come over for dinner at my house in exchange. He will refuse until you threaten to go without him, at which point he will angrily agree. My dinner will be delicious, and you should feel free to enjoy it with as much gusto as I did yours. After dinner I will invite you both to stay and make baklava. He will not want to, you will want to - the two of you will have a fight, and he will go home without you. We will spend the night together in gooey pastry heaven. A year later we will be married and we will cook together every night for the rest of our lives

[Anonymous No.12841602]

>>12841588
This is beautiful. We all should have men like you.

[Anonymous No.12841609]

>>12840758
i wonder how many people who do shit like that realize that sushi technically does qualify as finger food and it is acceptable to eat with your hands

[Anonymous No.12841611]

>>12840710
My girlfriend absolutely refuses to eat anything other than the same like 3 things over and over. Straight up absolutely refuses EVERYTIME. It drives me nuts, like what the hell is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.12841627]

>>12840661
Tell him he was failed by his parents who never taught him how to eat properly or have a decent palate. Tell him also to stop being a bitch.

[Anonymous No.12841635]

>>12841611
Just beat her then you fucking Omega, cunt having Twat.

[Anonymous No.12841636]

>>12841611
If you had a big dick, she would realize that new things can completely revolutionize her standards of living.
Must suck to be a dicklet

[Anonymous No.12841637]

>>12841588
This could actually work, he is kind of a jealous type

[Anonymous No.12841674]

>>12841609
>sushi
is for savages
don't eat raw food, especially sea food. how stupid can people be?

[Anonymous No.12841751]

>>12841588
Lol that'd probably work.
>family get together
>cousin and I always banter
>he makes a comment about how I'm leaning out as an insult(/fit/fag)
>beg your pardon, mate?
>shoulder flex
>touch it, mate
>he tells me to fuck off
>I motion to his gf that's standing next to him
>touch it anonette....g'head
>she touches my lat for a second
>she blushes and brings her hand up to her mouth to try and cover her smile
>cousin just standing there like a cuck watching this
>...I think anonette likes it, anon
>grandma starts tearing into me for like 20 mins straight
>she asks me what do I have to say for myself?
>what did I do?
>you know what you did
>well I'm not the one that groped somebody....
>dad and uncle both sensiblechuckle.gif the whole time
>inb4 things that never happened. Get fit, faggots

[Anonymous No.12841759]

>>12841636
Look at the cope on this virgin

[Anonymous No.12841803]

>>12841636
LOL,
>virgin
had some fit ass bitch touch my penis during a frisk at the airport a month back, sucks to be you and you loner dick, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12841811]

>>12841803
meant 4
>>12841759

[Anonymous No.12841816]

>>12841270
>not looking for relationship advice
cook the food he wants and fuck off then

[Anonymous No.12842116]

>>12841751
>anonette

[Anonymous No.12842171]

>>12840898
>specialized for times of famine is not a good thing

Uhhh, do you even prepper, sweaty?

[Anonymous No.12842174]

>>12842116
You want me to post her name here or something?

[Anonymous No.12842202]

>>12842174
Anonette is the dumbest word you could have thought of. You say "anon's gf" and then refer to her as gf through the rest of the story. Try not to be so new

[Anonymous No.12842206]

>>12842174
you could simply structure the sentence in such a way that you don't have to use a name, or you could think of a name that doesn't sound like an extrapolation of the mind-numbing reddit practice of calling people in stories "derp" and "derpette."
Fucking reddit simpletons.

[Anonymous No.12842270]

>>12842202
>>12842206
I'm so sorry. I'll try not to be such a pleb in the future. I will try my best to conform to the 4channel.com rules. Pls no bully

[Anonymous No.12842406]

>Make him eat raw meat and do it yourself. He hates cooking because he knows that burning meat doesn't make it better, but quite the opposite, destroys the nutrients.
>Also it's the vegans who are insulting you because of your sexuality because they hate humans.

[Anonymous No.12842444]

Have you tried making homemade versions of the junk that he likes?

[Anonymous No.12842495]

>>12840852
Anon, you are aware that you and everyone else was originally female?
Starting out all babies have XX chromosomes, it changes to XY later on for boys. Or just stays the same for girls.
(This is scientifically proven btw.)

[Anonymous No.12842645]

>>12842495
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.12842687]

>>12842645
Here’s two.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/4470128/
https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19516412/3-signs-you-started-as-a-girl/

[chemistryDude No.12842699]

>>12840661
>He strongly prefers to eat foods that are fast food, frozen, canned, packaged, processed, etc. He also hates cooking
Im sure he´s reading your thread

[Anonymous No.12842713]

>>12842202
Holy fuckin newfag

We got a live one

[Anonymous No.12842720]

>anonette
heh

[Anonymous No.12842729]

>>12842687
Neither of those say anything about your chromosomes changing

[Anonymous No.12842740]

>>12840737

there needs to be a 60 minute ban for any post that says "reddit" or "you need to go back"

fucking circlejerk idiots

[Anonymous No.12842747]

>>12842740
You can just go back, friend. No one is forcing you to stay here

[Anonymous No.12842757]

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting

[Anonymous No.12842763]

>>12842729
They do change once birth happens.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222286/

[Anonymous No.12842792]

>>12840745
>>12841005
Anon. Love yourself.
There's no use trying to mother a man so unfit to live alone, he'd likely choke on a pork rind and die without you.
Unless you're into that I suppose. Safe sane consensual.

[Anonymous No.12842802]

>>12840887
I also remember being 13.

[Anonymous No.12842809]

>>12840661
Sounds like he just wants a mommy. Do you enjoy playing mommy for a big retarded manbaby?

[Anonymous No.12842813]

>>12842202
He's clearly from a writefag general like /mlp/ where that's used all the time.

[Anonymous No.12842817]

>>12840661
squats n oats

[Anonymous No.12842853]

>>12840661
Dump his ass or go full 24/7 lifestyle dom mommy desu. If you don't teach kids early in life to try new things they'll never try them.

The must adventurous eaters I've met (including myself) were that way because when they were kids their parents forced them to eat whatever was put in front of them.

[Anonymous No.12842882]

>>12842853
>tfw no dommy mommy
:^(

[Anonymous No.12843733]

>>12840661
My ex-wife was like this. You know why?
Autism.
Unironic Asperger's.
I would go out of my way to cook a nice meal I found she liked that wasn't fried food, but if one thing was wrong like I used to "wrong type of noodles" or something she wouldn't eat it and we'd have to figure out something at short notice which was usually an unhealthier option or something basic. Sometimes she was flexible and made do with something easy but sometimes it would cause tension.
Is your boyfriend Autistic?

[Anonymous No.12843737]

>>12842699
10/10

[Anonymous No.12844204]

>>12842270
Just shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.12845144]

>>12840661
That man needs to go to jail

[Anonymous No.12845192]

>>12840661
>What do?
Kick him to the curb, he sounds like an insufferable little whiner and manchild.

[Anonymous No.12845296]

>>12842495
>Anon, you are aware that you and everyone else was originally female?
Right oh tranny fuck, i was a XY from sperm.

[Anonymous No.12845996]

>>12841270
>together because you would lose money otherwise
i hope you die

[Anonymous No.12846457]

>>12845296
That's the reason why men have nipples tho.

[Anonymous No.12846503]

>>12840811
>It's not healthy to try and force your partner to have the same hobbies
>cooking is a hobby
Cooking is a necessary life skill that every functioning adult should be able to do
I'm not saying they have to enjoy it or make complicated dishes
But Its like saying you shouldn't try to get your SO to do laundry or vacuum because they don't enjoy doing it

[Anonymous No.12846514]

>>12841270
>would if I could afford to

[Anonymous No.12846528]

>>12840814

[Anonymous No.12846551]

>>12846528
I sometimes wonder whether that bitter little shutin has gotten outdoors yet.

[Anonymous No.12846566]

>>12840690
>hes not overweight
>he just gained a few extra pounds
That is literally the definition of overweight, you fuckin idiot

[Anonymous No.12846753]

>>12846528
I'm going to keep posting here and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.12846759]

Dump him. You don't want to be dating a man-child. You don't want to get PREGNANT by a man-child. You gonna end up raising TWO kids.

Dump him. Let chicken-tendie boy go. The dick ain't that good and we both know it.

[Anonymous No.12846777]

>>12846753
Reading comprehension not your strong suit? That's okay, take your time.

[Anonymous No.12846788]

> he's asked me to start cooking healthier foods for us to eat. What do?


Ask him if his god damn hands are broken and if there's any reason on this planet why he can't get his fat lazy childish ass up and make his own mother fucking salad. Ask him this and tell us what he said back. You're not his god damn mother. Read that again. YOU ARE NOT HIS MOTHER. Make that fat slob cook YOU something healthy for dinner. Do not let this man command you around like some 1950's housewife in high heels.

[Anonymous No.12846845]

>>12846759

OP here, this thread has gotten way off topic so I stopped following it

But for the record I am in fact a man

[Anonymous No.12846884]

>>12846777
I've never taken a picture of my titties, let alone would I post them on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.12848609]

>>12840661
Dump him and get a real man.

[Anonymous No.12848619]

>>12846845
The advice is still solid OP. Dump him. Get another faggot who isn't a man-child.

[Anonymous No.12848905]

>>12840680
Out of all the episodes of freaky eaters, that one is by far the most disgusting. That woman actually looks like a pig, truly one of the ugliest "people" I've ever seen in my life. Her husband is such a cuck.

[Anonymous No.12849313]

>>12846884
Titlet confirmed

[Anonymous No.12849822]

>>12840708
Big dick?

[Anonymous No.12849836]

>>12844204
Say that to me irl faggot and see what happens

[Anonymous No.12849842]

>>12849836
This is real life. Every moment away from this board is nothing but a strange dream. So just shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.12849844]

>>12840661
>frozen, fast food, canned, processed
This isn't being picky, it's being a fat fuck.
>source: was a fat fuck kid who grew up and now I'm just picky

[Anonymous No.12849850]

>boyfriend
Lol, ur gay

[Anonymous No.12849864]

Make him foods similar to what he likes, but homemade for starters.

Fried fast food tendies = oven baked breaded tendies. All frozen foods have an at home equivalent so just make those.
Start making salad and keeping some on hand for yourself and serve him some with dinner to get him use to greens. No spinach, use romaine or green leaf, butter leaf

You should be the one plating meals and bringing them to the table, so give him enough food for a man his size, and put the leftovers away before he eats to deter the thought of getting seconds.

He probably wont eat leftovers so dont bother meal prepping, just make fresh dinners nightly mimicking some of his favorite foods, with something different & green on the side and insist he tries it.

You could make something for yourself and ask him to taste it to see if it needs more seasoning too

[Anonymous No.12849885]

>>12840661
>However he wants to lose weight so he's asked me to start cooking healthier foods for us to eat.
He seems like he has psychiatric problems or low IQ, no offense. He can't expect to eat healthy and lose weight when he freaks out about eating food that he considers bland. He has to realize himself that he can't have what he currently considers good-tasting and eat healthy at the same time. I say this as an ex-picky eater who now eats minimally processed plants as like 95% of my diet.

[Anonymous No.12849903]

>>12840708
Homosexual begone.

[Anonymous No.12849921]

>>12842495
>It's normal for trannies to chop off their cocks and inject themselves with mutagens in a vain attemptv to Saturday their mental illness because at one moment during the development of your fetus you were "female"
Fuck off, tranny enabler Jew. Stop poisoning the white race.

[Anonymous No.12849959]

>>12846884
why not?

[Anonymous No.12850234]

>>12840661
how about you stop dating 8 year olds?

[Anonymous No.12850375]

>>12849959
strong erection

[Anonymous No.12850467]

>>12840728
>We all started out as picky eaters
NO!

[Anonymous No.12850479]

>>12841263
This was the best answer and it went completely ignored. This thread is garbage. Saged.

[Anonymous No.12850837]

>>12842802
Newfag the post

[Anonymous No.12850853]

>>12840690
>I've tried but then he starts sulking
keep on telling him until he stops