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>closest friend just got off the phone telling m e about his new $12.99 salt grinder

>> No.12856164

>>12856158
>He doesn't grind a little bath salts onto his buttered toast at the start of a busy day
Never gonna make it

>> No.12856168

for me it's cooking appliances from goodwill sold for pennies on the dollar

>> No.12856171

>>12856158
and now you've gone and bored us about it too faggot

>> No.12856188

>>12856158
People still talk on the phone?

>> No.12856229

>>12856158
Well tell us about it then

>> No.12856233

if you get a matching salt and pepper grinder it's cute

but yes rock salt is overpriced compared to kosher salt

>> No.12856240

>>12856158
And you're such a fucking boring sack of shit that you make a thread about it

>> No.12856248

>>12856229
Probably something like this
>yep grindin’ my own salt now
>you know, that sea salt flavor really comes through
>they say sea salt has hundreds of trace minerals you need to survive
>using it on everything
>gonna try some of that black Hawaiian salt one of these days, building a collection
>lovin’ not having all that nasty iodine
>yep just 12.99 on Amazon, sale price
>got it next day shipping for free
>you should totally get one
>really you should
>do you want the link?

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12856249

>on a date with a girl
>I don't tip the waitress
>my date says I should tip the waitress
>I ask her if she tips the people at macdonalds
>No, they don't do anything worth getting a tip for
>exactly

>> No.12856254

>>12856249
Powerful.

>> No.12856255

>>12856248
I wish I had a friend to talk to

>> No.12856276

>>12856249
>how was your date?
>he was great! He loves anime and he doesn’t tip!
>wow sounds like a keeper

>> No.12856278

>>12856276
I wish I had a boyfriend

>> No.12856285

>>12856276
>he was great! He loves anime and he doesn’t tip!
unexpectedly based

>> No.12856318

>>12856158
Grab your peppermill and you guys can have some black on white action

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>>12856276

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>>12856249
>post the same story on reddit
>Instant reeeeeeees

god it's so painfully easy to rile them up

>> No.12856354

>>12856188
Yes, but instead of holding the phone up to their ear like a normal person they hold it at waist height with speaker on so everybody on the bus has to listen to the conversation.

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>>12856345
>Tip generously. It’s a good thing.

>> No.12856374

>>12856354
is this a non white thing, what do they talk about

>Ugh bruh na
>Na what bruh
>*Snacks lips* maaan
>Wut nigga lmao
>Done missed my damn stop boy
>Sheeeeeeit!

>> No.12856410

>>12856255
My friend raped my little sister for a year. Be careful what you wish for.

>> No.12856412

>>12856410
Quick rundown?

>> No.12856432

>>12856412
Um. She was 11 and he was 20. She thought it was so cool. He used to bang her after I fell asleep.

>> No.12856435

>>12856354
This is actually pretty decent of them. I'm used to people shouting at their phone, so I'd only hear half of the conversation.
If they're going to annoy me with their lives, at least they could give me the full story.

>> No.12856449

>>12856435
this but ironically

>> No.12856471

>>12856432
>She thought it was so cool
did you guys talk about this or is this from court documents?

>> No.12856475

>>12856432
Did he have any teeth left after you beat the shit out of him? I hope not.

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>>12856432

>> No.12856487

>>12856168
Ever since goodwill started listing online the only thing I see in stores is actual garbage. Anything with any value gets put n shopgoodwill and when you’re bidding against the rest of the country it drives the price up. The days of treasure hunting and finding killer deals is gone in my experience.

>> No.12856490

>>12856487
Church thrift stores, salvation army, Savers etc are ok but lots of competition. Goodwill is totally dead >>12856487

>> No.12856502

>>12856490
True. However In my city the good thrift shops to go to were always goodwills since those were ones that were adjacent to nice parts of town. The alternatives are all in shittier areas and the quality of the donations go down. Such is life I guess.

>> No.12856503

>>12856432
Sorry to hear that
Hope you fucked him up

>> No.12856631

>>12856432
Did they find the body, or is he getting asspounded by Bubba right now?

>> No.12856662

>>12856435
There's apparently been some research done on this that found that hearing only one half of the conversation really is more annoying.
But I'd really like to hear neither part of it.

>> No.12856740

>>12856432
based

>> No.12856749

>>12856158
The difference between fresh cracked pepper and that crap powder in a tin is huge. The difference between using a salt shaker and having a salt mill is about 6 inches.

>> No.12856750

>>12856249
I'd agree with you but waiters don't make shit without tips

>> No.12856759

>>12856432
>>12856412
That escalated quickly.

>> No.12856767

>>12856750
So they should find a job that pays them. That's how capitalism works. If you don't pay for a service provided to your business, you don't get that service.

>> No.12856941

>>12856767
I bet you're one of those guys who think a full time minimum wage job is a livable wage

>> No.12856949

>>12856432
how was it rape if she liked it?

>> No.12856955

>>12856949
Found the libertarian

>> No.12856997

>>12856487
Sad but true. It all began when most Goodwill chains stopped taking CRTs and other bulky electronics. I live near what they used to call a "Computer Works" which all the local Goodwills would send their functional computers and gaming stuff to but they even ruined that by making it into a shitty Gamestop with eBay prices on everything and very few "junk" pieces.

>> No.12857105

>>12856750
That's between them and their employers.

>> No.12858129

>>12856949
Really dude?

>> No.12858234

>>12856487
Wow that makes sense. I had no idea they were doing that. Also their prices have become too high for me to bother with them. My local Christian thrift store is incredible though. I stopped donating stuff to the Goodwill completely after finding my new place. They actually sell stuff at prices that benefit people in need.

>> No.12858248

>>12856941
It unironically is in most of the country

>> No.12858498

>>12856188
Do you actually talk to people or do you spend all your time on the internet like a shut in?

>> No.12859370

>>12858498
Fuck you

>> No.12859378

>>12856345
>YTA
You twatty arsehole?

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>>12856158
>wife's boyfriend just got off the phone telling m e about his new $299.99 kitchenaid mixer

>> No.12859409

>>12856345
What is YTA? Is this some new fagspeak?

>> No.12859443

>>12859409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yu_FXlv2U4

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>>12856345
>Going on Reddit
You have to go.

>> No.12859634

>>12856158
>I grind my salt because it's important that it's FRESH
t. some guy I know

>> No.12860075

>>12859409
It's a subreddit asking "am I the asshole?" and people respond "you're the asshole" or "you're not the asshole".

>> No.12860085

>>12858129
jeeze retard, go back to twitter, was babbies first edgy joke too much for you?

>> No.12860334

>>12860075
>Knowing this