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Pinoy Edition...

>> No.12890073
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Me On The Right.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890078
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Chinese Crispy Pork Belly.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890084
File: 2.76 MB, 1274x620, Spam Fried Rice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890092
File: 2.84 MB, 746x360, Prawn Thermidor.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890100
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Stuffed Grape Leaves Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890105
File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Steamed Tilapia.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890109
File: 2.48 MB, 530x540, King.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890112
File: 2.81 MB, 738x360, Stuffed Grilled Squid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890122
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Pinakbet Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890129
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, How To Truss Meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890230

>>12890073
The hell are they eating?

>> No.12890297
File: 2.90 MB, 468x640, 球和阴茎.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12890230

>> No.12890313
File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, Chicken Menudo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890319
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Kalderetang Manok.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890323
File: 2.90 MB, 672x360, River Rat Whats For Dinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890333

>>12890109
Nothing wrong with this webm

>> No.12890344
File: 2.79 MB, 640x360, Collapsible Folding Coffee Cup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890356
File: 2.79 MB, 640x360, Crispy Kangkong.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890370
File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, Bananas in Caramel Sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890375
File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Tortang Talong.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890396
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Ощипывание домашней птицы.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890397

>>12890356
Crispy king kong?

>> No.12890422

>>12890397
Wakanda forever!!!!

>> No.12890436
File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, Crispy Kale Seaweed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12890397

>> No.12890450
File: 2.96 MB, 394x720, @19, Dairy Aisle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12890422

>> No.12890458

>>12890061
Good thing they made a video for that. Never would have figured that one out.

>> No.12890477
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>> No.12890488
File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, Jollibee Valentine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12890458

>> No.12890530
File: 2.86 MB, 400x716, Pushy Pug.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890751

>>12890078
Going to try this method with roast pork

>> No.12890768
File: 2.78 MB, 734x360, Crispy Pork Belly.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12890751

>> No.12890782

>>12890109
HAHA EGG KING LMAO
SO FUNNY HAHAHA
xDDD

>> No.12890785

>>12890333
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT MY FELLOW CHANNER xDD
OUR JOKES ARENT OLD
OUR JOKES ARENT OVERUSED
THEY'RE STILL FUNNY LMAO
AHAHAHAHA IT'S JUST SO FUNNY xDDD

>> No.12890790
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Recycled Landfill Meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12890782
>>12890785
INB4, post..

>> No.12890796

>>12890488
This fills me with rage

>> No.12890799
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Restaurant waste served up as food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890802

>>12890530
What is wrong with white people

>> No.12890822 [DELETED] 
File: 2.81 MB, 800x450, Niger cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12890802
that dogs mouth is probably cleaner than your kitchen sink nigger

>> No.12890841
File: 2.78 MB, 644x360, Just A Bite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12890822

>> No.12890847
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, Jollibee ... Date.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12890802

>> No.12890868

>>12890477
god i wish that were me

>> No.12890890

>>12890799
I see a jollibee bucket

>> No.12890892
File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, China's first Costco.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12890847
Meant for
>>12890796

>> No.12890917

>>12890785
Yikes

>> No.12890975
File: 2.25 MB, 720x480, My Live Is A Potato.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890984
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Shredded Chicken Made Easy..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890989
File: 2.63 MB, 720x480, Chips And Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12890993
File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, ไก่อบฟาง Grilled Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891015

>>12890356
what is point of batter when virtually none of it is left on after frying?

>> No.12891028
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Crispy Seaweed (Made With Cabbage & Sugar).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12891015

>> No.12891041
File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, Pork Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891046
File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, Pork Giniling Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891054
File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, Crunchy Tofu Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891057

>>12890344
seems like a solution looking for a problem

>> No.12891059

>>12890796
Yeah whatever incel lol

>> No.12891061
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Sweet Labuyo Chili Sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891064
File: 2.83 MB, 736x360, Tofu Steak Tagalog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891067
File: 2.80 MB, 736x360, Arroz Valenciana.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891070
File: 2.79 MB, 742x360, Adobong Sitaw.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891074
File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, Pork Meundo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891076
File: 2.82 MB, 736x360, Vegetable Kare Kare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891080
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Kare-Kare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891083 [DELETED] 
File: 2.89 MB, 398x640, Two Women Catched For Stealing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891085
File: 2.83 MB, 736x360, Rice Cooker Chili con Carne.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891093
File: 2.77 MB, 736x360, Pork Hamonado.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891100
File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, Crispy BBQ Corned Beef Pasta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891106
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Igado Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891114
File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, Glazed Pork Chops.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891123
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Fish Escabeche.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891165
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Baked Macaroni.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891172
File: 2.80 MB, 740x360, Homemade Pork Tocino.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891180
File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, Homemade Suman.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891258
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Tortang Giniling Na Baboy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891262
File: 2.79 MB, 640x360, Dinakdakan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891266
File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, Chili-Garlic Shrimp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891278

>>12890092
What the everloving fuck. Why would you waste prawns like that

>> No.12891307
File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Sweet Potato 4 Ways.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891308

>>12890989
the precision and art is amazing

>> No.12891311

>>12890989
She just seems like such a genuinely nice and happy person that I can't dislike this.

>> No.12891312
File: 2.96 MB, 328x590, WELCOME TO SPEEDYMART.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12891278

>> No.12891326
File: 1.79 MB, 400x369, 1512318387_503cb53cafa96f6c00001768.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12890297
Chinks be like

>> No.12891336

>>12890344
I can only imagine somebody blowing coffee all over their kitchen trying to put the press fit lid onto the collapsible cup.

>> No.12891351

>>12890061
woah is that a meatloaf?

i love meatloaf because its like bread except without the yucky yucky carbs
YUCK

>> No.12891359

>>12890109
*blushes*
the king is looking kinda hot right now
...
i need to uh, scramble my eggs real quick if you know what i mean

>> No.12891361
File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, A Crisp Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12891351
Filename Retard.

>> No.12891368
File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Almond Harvesting.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12891359

>> No.12891943
File: 2.46 MB, 340x190, steven_sushi_001.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12891970

>>12890073
Iunno what it was, but the thinnest guy there was first to finish.

>> No.12891988

>>12891361
how fucking fat can one

>> No.12891993

>>12890488
FUCK THAT

>> No.12892065 [DELETED] 

>>12890530
Im guessing the reason why its usually white people doing gross shit like this with dogs is the same reason why so many whites try so hard to not be "racist" and talk shit about how much they hate white people while every other race hates them. its pathological altruism. the reason why the west is failing and why the welfare state exists.
generations of subversive propaganda that makes them feel responsible for other peoples problems. only generations of counter propaganda can fix this to get the "old" white people back. the ones that dont assosiate with niggers, dont tax each other for food stamps or section 8 housing, dont treat animals like people, etc. You know, like non whites.

>> No.12892088

i won't reply to all the philipino ( i think they are phillipino, I am not sure) recipes as there are far too many, but a lot of these look pretty gud so thanks for posting them.

>> No.12892138

>>12890488
theres a part two to this cuckening

>> No.12892311
File: 2.96 MB, 408x720, corn on sale.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12891057
Eh, it might be OK for hiking and camping, but there are already better ones on the market for that.

>>12890356
>crispy Kang Kong
>not Winnie Mandela's recipe

>> No.12892400

>>12892065
You're why we need red flag laws ;)

>> No.12892410

>>12892400
Kill yourself.

>> No.12892475

>>12890488
post part 2

>> No.12892506

>>12890488
What the fuck?

>> No.12892515

>tfw no pinoy twink bf

;_;

>> No.12892529

>>12891361
explain this shit americans

>> No.12892559

>>12890061
Does this even work? I've seen a lot of videos like these where they're just straight up lies.
I am kind of interested to see something like this used on something that isn't spam.

>> No.12892570

>>12891041
This one looks like something us lazy /ck/unts could manage

>> No.12892645

>>12890323
using a waterwheel to turn the spit is actually pretty smart. 8/10 on the cooking setup.

>> No.12892708

>>12890375
maggots inside them and we dont care enough to take them out, it you eat these in PH you will eat a maggot

>> No.12892715

>>12890488
im banging your women left and right

>> No.12892771

>>12892529
You moron walkers is a britbong brand

>> No.12892780

>>12890078
>served with radish, tomatoes, cucumber and some sort of mustard
wat, rage

>> No.12892818

>>12890450
Intolerance. Lactose intolerance.

>> No.12892849

>>12891312
nucking figgers

>> No.12892851

>>12890751
fun fact: dont give a fuck about the boiling.
just pat the cut dry and salt it generously before chucking it into the oven at high heat (250c) until golden brown.
this method is easier for you, if you have eyes to watch it because it can blacken really fast
t. chink

>> No.12892937

>>12891100
wack

>> No.12892969
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>>12890892

>> No.12892991

>>12890822
Looks like the kids are having fun at least

>> No.12893003

>>12890847
Incest end?

>> No.12894277

>>12890802
Sorry that they'd rather invite a dog into their house than you, Jamal :P

>> No.12894314
File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, Jollibee Valentine2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12894353
File: 2.89 MB, 398x640, Two Women Caught Stealing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12894417

>>12892849
figgas gonna fig

>> No.12894465
File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, Ginisang Talong.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12894469
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Egg Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12894479

>>12891041
>>12892570
looks like shit and they didn't even show a cut
zero confidence

>> No.12894480

>>12890092
>mozzarella cheese

>> No.12894500
File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Palabok.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12894536 [DELETED] 
File: 277 KB, 1280x982, JOLLIBEE®.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12894500

>> No.12894560
File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Calamares.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12894566

>>12890785
Sometimes certain things are so good that they are repeated until they become cliche and make you roll your eyes. The goodness is still there though.

>> No.12894569
File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Burger Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12894536

>> No.12894577
File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, Mojo Potatoes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12894581
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Chicken Skin Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12894585
File: 259 KB, 900x900, flan-patissier-8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12894469
>egg pie
It's just a shitty flan pâtissier.

>> No.12894624
File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, Creme Caramel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12894624

>>12894585
>flan pâtissier.
It's just a shitty crème
caramel.

>> No.12894630
File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, Kapampangan Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12894707
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Rocky Mountain Oysters.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12891970
>>12890230

Raw, Bull Testicles.

>> No.12894761

>>12890847
I...are these commercials? Why would cucking and dead husbands make me want to buy your food?

>> No.12894769

>>12894761
I guess filipinos are suckers for sad drama stuff

>> No.12894771

>>12890313
chicken liver is for fishing i think

>> No.12894790

>>12890396
looks a bit messy pal

>> No.12894821

>>12891057
Well said. This is a comment i would put on my shelf next to "the lady doth protest too much methinks"

>> No.12894828

>>12891054
I would consume my own semen for sustenance before eating tofu again.

>> No.12894849

>>12894566
You're a fucking joke.

>> No.12894854
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Roaster Pork - Street food in hat yai.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12894858

>le artsy overhead instructional weebum
pls

>> No.12894859
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, Lleftover McDonalds Is Recooked.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12894871

>>12890084
>fried rice
>no egg
wowie

>> No.12894888
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Egg Lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12894888

>>12894871
Spam fried rice..., Not Egg fried rice?

>> No.12894891
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 14 Seconds Whizbang Chicken Plucker.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12894891

>>12894790
That's the Russian model,

>> No.12894894

>>12890488
This is my fantasy scenario. I want to love someone like that but never have to put the work into maintaining a real relationship.

>> No.12894901

>>12892311
IT'S TIME FOR CORN TIMES

>> No.12894938

>>12894888
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you're just trolling and are not retarded.

>> No.12894970
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Deep-Fried Marijuana.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12894970

>>12894938

Fried rice is a dish of cooked rice that has been stir-fried in a wok or a frying pan and is usually mixed with other ingredients....?

>> No.12894984

>>12894970
DUDE

>> No.12894996
File: 3.16 MB, 2560x1600, azcv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12890323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMGiNe8lDSY

>> No.12895023
File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, Chicken Relleno.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895031
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Meaty Lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895037
File: 2.79 MB, 640x360, Style Pancit Palabok.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895060
File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, Tofu Sisig.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895067
File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, Chicken Pastel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895074
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Lumpiang Gulay.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895089
File: 2.79 MB, 640x360, Siomai Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895097
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Chicken Popcorn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895106
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Pork Embotido.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895113
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Cheesy Kaldereta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895116
File: 2.79 MB, 640x360, Chicken Lollipops.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895125
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Marikina-Style Meatloaf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895128
File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, Pancit Lomi Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895133
File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, Pancit Malabon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895136
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Pancit Sotanghon Guisado.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12895150

>>12894871
Just add a egg then you fukken retard

>> No.12895158

>>12891100
Dubs wasted. Make your own sauces if youre going to instruct others on how to cook.

>> No.12895180
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this is a good webm thread there's actually recipes here i want to try

>> No.12895196

>>12891015
Texture

>> No.12895203

>>12890782
why are you on this weird crusade against egg man? I know you're the same person who's been sperging out over that webm recently

>> No.12895220

>>12890100
>american sarmi
fucking vomitted

>> No.12895247
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>>12895158
Pinoy's LOVE Palm Corned Beef, that's all that matters, in that WebM.

>> No.12895400
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>> No.12895422
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>>12895180
Vielen Dank

>> No.12895449

>>12895400
Christ, hot af!

>> No.12895482
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>> No.12895731

>>12895628
mouth watering

>> No.12895853

>>12890092
They have access to some of the freshest seafood in the world and they treat it like it’s potatoes...

>> No.12896140
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>> No.12896174

>>12894769
Yeah they have insurance commercials like that too.

>> No.12896187

>>12892559
I would think that the sugar would burn before it had a chance to caramelize when fried in oil. You'd be better off if you followed a recipe for candied bacon, but substituted the bacon for SPAM.

>> No.12896199

>>12890790
It's a shithole country so eating trash doesn't scare me. That queen selling the garlic and onions though? Terrifying.

>> No.12896203

>>12890344
>-58*F (50*C)

Am I retarded? Is that right?

>> No.12896247

>>12892529
>walkers crisps
We have lays in the US. Seethe harder

>> No.12896255

>>12894790
yeah, but it gets results

>> No.12896301

>>12892311
>chinoids

>> No.12896319

>>12890989
do muslims really eat this?

>> No.12896408

>>12894970
dumb potheads. the leaves don't have anything in them.

>> No.12896558
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>>12890396
>loose clothes and an uncovered drive belt

>> No.12896610

>>12894707
>>12890297
Testicles are actually pretty tasty, very tender and don't have that offal flavor other organ meats tend to have.
Penis is horrible tho. Very tough, do not recommend.

>> No.12896614
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>>12896187

>> No.12896633
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>> No.12896638

>>12894761
Wild guess, but I think they want to associate their food with love and family. Even if it's sad, their product is what brings the family/couple/bestfriends/etc together.

And yeah, they are suckers for drama. >>12894769

Had a flip room mate who used to watch all the sad filipino soap operas

>> No.12896683

>>12891041
>>12892570
>>12894479
It's delicious, but don't use a pork chop. It turns out dry with that length of time cooking.

Use fattier, more tender cuts like pork belly. Some groceries sell cuts that they literally call "pork steak" and works wonders too

>> No.12896702

>>12896683
Seconding this.
Pork shoulder works great. Actually, I can't remember the last time I ate an actual chop instead of cutting one from a shoulder.

>> No.12896771

>>12894888
This is retarded. It can't be a lasagna if it doesn't have layers

>> No.12896848

>the one gook posting all the vids from the same channel
fuck off chan

>> No.12896861

>>12890078
what's the point of saying "subs available" IN the subtitles baka

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>> No.12896881

>>12890078
All that 5 spice ruins it.

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>> No.12896931

>>12890975
he certainly has the face of someone who has relied more than he should on potatoes for nutrition

>> No.12896936
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>>12890975

>> No.12896957

>>12890078
what do they do with all that salt after?

>> No.12897394

>>12892780
What's the fucking problem?

>> No.12897586
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is this the JOLLIBEE thread

>> No.12897764

>>12890984
does this method hurt the chicken?

>> No.12897792

>>12896915
This is so fucking fake. God damn I hate the chinese

>> No.12898075

>>12896873
>>12896878
Why are the eggs exploding?

>> No.12898085

>>12898075
Muslim Chickens

>> No.12898119

>>12890105
>those hands

>> No.12898122

>>12897764
no i assure you that those chicken feel no pain

>> No.12898136

>>12896203
No. 32°F is 0°C

>> No.12898139

>>12898085
Kek

>> No.12898154

>>12896957
usually pitch it, rock salt isnt used in cooking very much, it's more of a tool to cook food

>> No.12898168
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>>12895203
It's this guy

>> No.12898246

>>12891336
i was thinking the same thing, it looks like it almost happens in the video too, the person is extra careful when putting the lid on

>> No.12898529

>>12894707
Is it wrong to think that's kind of hot

>> No.12898540

>>12894849
At least I'm white.

>> No.12898550

>>12894707
Why is it ok to eat those raw, but not standard meat?

>> No.12898627
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>> No.12898632

>>12890061
Hawaiians are fucking degenerate

>> No.12898640

>>12890105
The freaky slow movement of those fat disgusting hands is very unsettling.

>> No.12898681

>>12894353
Arabs
Liddl
Laughing cow and babibel
Yep this is either france or germany

>> No.12898686
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>>12890061
I made this today and I fucken burnt it, I think I found out what depression tastes like

>> No.12898719

>>12890109
How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.12898735

>>12897394
>>12892780 its a fatso. thats the problem

>> No.12898784

>>12898681
Could be the UK

>> No.12898932

>>12890344
>dies in the cold
>fiddly
>130 fucking SI grams
I'll stick to my indestructible 60g stainless cup

>> No.12898975

>>12890847
Jollibee® Doujins when?

>> No.12899018
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>>12890109
Almost did recognized him with those fabulous shades!

>> No.12899035

>>12896187
Dude, how is sugar going to burn BEFORE it caramelizes?

>> No.12899043

>>12890297
This is gore!

>> No.12899527

>>12898681
Wether its Germany or UK they wont be Arabs nor muslim.
Its a common scam among gypsies to aid their theiving tactics. Big robes to conceal shoplifted goods and headscarves to hide their identity. True scum

>> No.12899838

>>12899035
By being at a higher temperature than is necessary to melt and caramelize the sugar for too long. Sugar burns quickly when subjected to temperatures higher than 350F.

>> No.12899880

>>12894353
what would Allah think?

>> No.12899947

>>12899880
Allah would think it's OK because you're not stealing from other Muslims

>> No.12899967

>>12898075
They have angered the sheep

>> No.12899974

>>12895422
These cutting board sauces are supposed to be made on a board with a fucking reservoir God damn it.

>> No.12900119

>>12890297
Emmy no!

>> No.12900880
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>>12890822

>> No.12900894

>>12900880
I stopped believing in Santa Clause because of this you fucking cunt

>> No.12900930

>>12894771
You can catch some mighty catfish with it.

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>>12892311

The Asian insectoids are like a fucking locust plague on this planet...

How do we cleanse the Earth of this disease?

>> No.12901012

>>12896558
there's no decent way to cover the drive belt and this is some nigga-rigged shit from the eastern bloc in the first place

>> No.12901013
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https://food-hacks.wonderhowto.com/how-to/make-easy-imitation-caviar-home-0164801/

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>>12894828
it literally tastes like whatever you cook it with

if you don't like tofu then you fucked up somewhere :)

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>> No.12901220
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>> No.12901252

>>12890396
No its ok, he is just giving that chicken a haircut

>> No.12901260

>>12890109
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.12901267

>>12890488
Jollicuck

>> No.12901319
File: 2.87 MB, 674x360, Fake Plastic Red Caviar Factory.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12901341

>>12901260
Regardless of the thought or intention behind it, somebody actually took the time to write this out and I think it's important that we acknowledge that.

>> No.12901468

>>12900957
fucking animals

>> No.12901564

>>12900880
Its ok, he/she washed the wings first to avoid cross contamination

>> No.12901573

>>12901220
Are they putting pork on halal food? HA

>> No.12901577

>>12901319
Heres your caviar bro

>> No.12901691
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>>12900880
Based Fee.
You know your family have class when they livestream your funeral on Facebook.

>> No.12901759

>>12894500
I like meat. I like seafood. Every single time I tried something that mixed both, it was fucking bad.

>> No.12901779

>>12894624
Which is just a shitty crème brûlée.

>> No.12901895

>>12890488
>even Flipiots know that it is "very much", not "so much"
Why are native English speakers who teach English in Japan borderline mentally retarded?

>> No.12901907

>>12894314
>random scenes with completely different color textures
>"so much"
Cringe

>> No.12901920

>>12901013
They really are bugmen, what the fuck.

>> No.12901924

>>12899527
>true scum
The funny thing is they're stealing fucking chocolate and cheese

Probably doesn't even make a dent in the shops bottom line

>> No.12901931

>>12890477
This kills the crab.

>> No.12901957

>>12890313
I'd rather the mexican menudo.

>> No.12901964

>>12890323
love thehydro powered spit.

>> No.12901994

>>12894970
>a fucking leaf

>> No.12902128
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>> No.12902133

>>12902128
That's cute. She's missing an arm so I assume they met in physical rehab or something.
I can't fucking believe she chose to wear those shoes, though. I'd want something a little more comfortable if I were her.

>> No.12902136
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>>12901779

>> No.12902158

>>12894891
Honestly, that's really amazing

>> No.12902170

>>12896174
I thought that Insurance with the random gunman ad and selfless dude was Thai

>> No.12902174

>>12902133
>being disabled is no excuse to not look pretty
That's what a cripple coworker told me once. Women gotta women I guess

>> No.12902185

>>12901924
>It's okay to steal food as long as it doesn't impact profits
You must be a shoplifter. The fact of the matter is that no such product actually exists. The closest thing to an expected loss for grocery stores is fresh food items like produce and the meat department (not shelf stable goods like chocolate). If a bushel of apples or vegetables gets stolen it's not as big a deal because they planned to a significant amount to spoilage or damage. That said, theft influences "the bottom line" no matter what. Kill yourself, thief.

>> No.12902270

>>12891054
its either a tofu or a steak, never call anything a tofu steak.... its disgusting

>> No.12902324

>>12890061
Isn't spam just scraps?

>> No.12902493

>>12891028
>when you're tripping balls watching cooking videos

>> No.12902529
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>>12898168

>> No.12902553
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>>12901083

>> No.12902559

>>12900880
If you clean and rinse the sink, it's not the worst idea...

>> No.12902561

>>12900957
Hang the Japanese

>> No.12902571

>>12902270
its either tuna or steak, never call anything a tuna steak.... its disgusting

>> No.12902596

>>12898932
>dies in the cold
You spend a lot of time in extreme subzero (-50F) temperatures, bro?

>> No.12902662

>>12902553
>here's how it works
>dump the food you want into our mysterious sphere maker
>that's how it works
yikes but also cringe

>> No.12902678

>>12900957
my dad taught me to fillet fish alive
not really sure why, but once I realized what I was doing I made sure to always kill them first
fucking horrifying desu m8

he also taught me to dismember the live lobster before boiling it

>> No.12902703

Great thread. I noticed that filipino food doesn't use all that many spices. Are there any traditional sauces or seasonings that I could add to some of these recipes to make them a little more flavorful?

>> No.12902757
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>>12902703
>>12891061
1. Vinegar Onion Sauce 1/3 cup white vinegar pinch salt and pepper 1 tablespoon sugar 1 medium red onion 2. Mayo-Ketchup Sauce 1/4 cup mayonnaise 1/4 cup ketchup 3. ToyoMansi Sauce 5-7 peices calamansi pinch pepper 1/3 cup toyo 1 1/2 tablespoon sugar 4. Classic Sweet Sauce ala Manong 2 cups water 1 piece chicken cube 2 tablespoon cornstarch 2 tablespoon toyo 1/2 teaspoon pepper 5 to 6 tablespoon sugar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl0NNnP2a5k

>> No.12902763
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>> No.12902811

>>12902757
Perfect, just what I was looking for! Thank you.

>> No.12902815

>>12902763
Did Michael J. Fox film this?

>> No.12902824
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>>12902128
a match made in heaven

>> No.12902886

>>12902128
How does a person with no bottom half work? He would be technically missing some vital organs and maybe his genitals

>> No.12902897

>>12902886
He's probably just missing the bottom half from ass down

>> No.12902903

>>12902174
Carrying a person on your back is a pretty good excuse to wear sensible shoes if you ask me.

>> No.12903058

>>12902886
You might not *want* to live without them, but your genitals aren't a necessary organ.

>> No.12903060

>>12895853
Theres only so many times you can eat something with just salt/pepper you know.

>> No.12903143

>>12899880
He would have their hands chopped off.

>> No.12903168

>>12901468
>>12902561
>hurr durr why do people in extremely humid and hot places want to ensure the fish is fresh instead of suffering through severe food poisoning, literal animals XDD insects XDD kill all the jews XDD

>> No.12903367

>>12903168
You fucking COOK IT

>> No.12903478

>>12902559
but you just know she didn't. And even if she did, all that nasty stuff in the sink... She behaves like a dumb animal

>> No.12903625

>>12901907
>>12901895
What are you talking about?

>> No.12903850

>>12890092
Those yolk are dark AF.

>> No.12903889

>>12896884
>jiggly cheesecakes

>> No.12904288

>>12890477
dystopian

>> No.12904510

>>12890109

I bet he fucks like a fighter jet