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You wake up in the ghetto. [Arab accent] Whatchu wann order? Crrredit carrrd machine no worrking right now. [Arab accent]

>> No.12896987

>>12896967
what place is this?

>> No.12897002
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>>12896987
Any generic chicken place in the Northeast or Mid-Atlantic.

>> No.12897057

>>12896967
>>12897002
Are places like these just fronts for the mob? How does anything survive with a menu that bland in huge cities oversaturated with restaurants?

>> No.12897068
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>>12896967
Gimme 5 pork chops
Two orders of fishsticks And some kosher rice

>> No.12897089

>>12897002
>collard greens
Do y*nkees even eat those? I'm betting that menu is from somewhere in the South.

>> No.12897106

>>12896967
Catfish fillets with garlic bread.

>> No.12897111

>>12897089
Yeah we do, mustard greens are even better.

>> No.12897122

>>12896967
What I hate about contracts/menus like that are "prices are subject to change without notice" but that only works for their side. If I want to change everything to one penny per item that's not allowed. I hate hypocracy like that.

>> No.12897123

>>12897057
Arabs just moved into the hood and they made a quick imitation of KFC.

>>12897089
I'll let you in on a secret: black people everywhere in America eat the same thing as white people in the south.

>> No.12897125

>>12897123
It's likely unregulated cat and dog meat.

>> No.12897127

>>12897057
Foot traffic offsets the higher competition.

>> No.12897131
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12897131

>>12897068
>tfw you will never have a cute big titty Asian gf

>> No.12897133

>>12897111
>my face when hipsters started making kale smoothies when Southerners were eating it with all their meals since the beginning of America.

I don't have any faces.

>> No.12897136

>>12897057
Some are, you can tell easily when they're easy come easy go. They're money laundering fronts and places to get in people illegally. It's pretty damn obvious. One way and not the only way is to just look at the storefront and whether or not it changes every few months yet is owned by the same people or family or consortium. They just change the company name between themselves, it gets retarded level.

>> No.12897138

>>12897133
What's your point?
Please don't be snarky with me, you're not capable of winning.

>> No.12897146

>>12896967
You give us dock and bulls and we give you food

>> No.12897181

>>12897138
It's 3:40 in the morning. I'm not trying to make a point. I just wanna talk food. Besides, I'm not in it to win it.

>> No.12897187

>>12897181
OK, you win.

>> No.12897230

>>12896967
Yeah I'mma get 2 breasts, 3 thighs, small fries and finish with a cheese cake.

>> No.12897499

>>12896967
Why do Indians and Arabs hate debit? Don't become a franchisee owner if you don't want to accept cards.

>> No.12897574

I'll take 10 pieces for $11 please.
I fucking wish the brown people that come here would sell me a bunch of fried chicken for around €10 but all they do is kebabs and pizzas topped with dogfood tier meat.

>> No.12897750

>>12896967
lemme git a two piece special with all the chips u can give a brotha

>> No.12897766

Are Arabs considered more black or more white in 'murica?

>> No.12897777

>>12897766
Arabs are considered white, and black depending on when they want the gibs, or when they want to even out statistics.
>Obesity, intelligence, and crime statistics = white
public views them as closer to being black though.

>> No.12897860

>>12897002
>cream-burgers

Do new yorkers really eat this?

>> No.12897864

>>12896967
>Arab accent
>Bacon cheeseburger on the menu

Nice try

>> No.12897872

Little known fact, arabs make better black style fried chicken than black people do. Plus I would reckon black people eat chinese food fried chicken, which is just as good, more than from a black joint.

>> No.12897875
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12897875

>>12897131
>big tity
Ok

>cute
No

>> No.12897883

>>12897499
>Why do Indians and Arabs hate debit?

Too much of a papertrail so they can't hide it to avoid tax/launder money. Also the terminals etc. cost money to rent.

>> No.12897911

>>12896967
Let me get some deep fried racism with a dash of dumbass. I'll pay cash, it's one (You), right ?

>> No.12897937

>>12896967
Chicken cheese steak hold the onions

>> No.12897940

>>12897068
And one blowjob

>> No.12898143

>>12897068
great tits mate

>> No.12898875

>>12896967
3 piece whiting meal with coleslaw and potato salad.

>> No.12898903

May I please have the two piece catfish combo with collard greens and corn on the cob as a side?

I'd also like to try a chicken thigh just to see how their fried bird is.

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>>12896967
Why of course I'll be having the 15 piece chicken tenders, how could you tell?

>> No.12899433

>>12897766
That whole 9/11 thing didn't do them any favors. Nobody here gave a flying fuck about arabs or islam before then.