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J O L L I B E E

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>>12918133
pagpag thread detected.

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>>12918133
Hey there everyone. What make you most excited about Jollibee in the US and Canada!?

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>>12918133
P A G P A G

Pigs of the Pacific.

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>>12918133

>> No.12918145
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Gonna go for a car ride with Emmy and have her treat me to Jollibees

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>>12918144
Sage advice, friendo.

>> No.12918183

Why are Filipinos on the internet so protective of their shitty fast food place?

>> No.12918242

MADE IN JAPAN

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MANG INASAL

>> No.12919000

>>12918980
Mang inasal is actually pretty good.

>> No.12919310

redpill me on Palabok Fiesta

>> No.12919363

>>12918183
It's all that they have.

>> No.12919483

>>12919363
They have the hottest women on the planet though.

>> No.12919502

>>12919483
it's an acquired taste. Flip women are really hot in a weird way. everyone is going to hate your opinion.

>> No.12919626

>>12918133
I’m thoroughly convinced this sheweeb lurks here daily and latches onto whatever is being meme’d. Does she have a secret aardvark video?

>> No.12919632 [DELETED] 

>>12918139
Gives me a safe space to hide from nigger scum

>> No.12919647

>>12919483
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.12919670

I went to Jollibee in London a few weeks ago. My wife is Filipino and we love about 80 miles from London, so she’s been bugging me to take her since it opened last year. We took our seven year old daughter and for the entire drive my wife was telling me how it’s the best fast food ever and she was so excited. Went there after going to the science museum which isn’t too far away. It was pretty disappointing. Firstly it was tiny, like really small maybe 50 people could fit in it. I went at lunch so it took forever for us to find somewhere to sit down. I effectively had to body shove some gooks out the way in order to find us a seat. Tried a little of everything, I had some spaghetti which was ok, I used to it being sweet as I have the del Monte Phillipines style spaghetti sauce at home when she craves Filipino food. The chicken joy was absolutely trash. The crispy coating tasted horrible and the chicken just tasted wrong. Rice is rice and just boring. The hot dog was the best thing on the menu but even that was average and while I was eating I was very cramped and could only hear a bunch of gooks chattering away in Tagalog. Our daughter didn’t really eat anything except the rice. My wife had a great time and said it was delicious so we agreed and said it was great just because she was so excited but really it was like 3/10.

>> No.12919694

>>12918133
i'd rather ejaculate inside her

>> No.12919710

>>12919502
>everyone is going to hate your opinion
The implication that you are too above the crowd to be involved in your strawman is a very Reddit sentiment. Stop thinking that way.

>> No.12919731

>>12919670
>has pinoy wife and hapa daughter
>uses the word ‘gook’ twice in his story
I fucking hate white people

>> No.12919737

>>12919731
>I fucking hate white people
Jealousy is a hell of a drug

>> No.12919752

>>12919731
We hate you too Naruto

>> No.12920494

>>12918139
There isn’t one near me but I want to try their banana keptchup. It sounds disgusting with spaghetti but can you request it on the side for the chicken or burgers?

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Remember when Jollibee threads were banned? I wish we hadn't stopped that.

>> No.12920572

>>12919737
>>12919752
imagine marrying someone you secretly hate
haha

>> No.12920573

>>12919670
You married an aswang
Enjoy getting your blood sucked

>> No.12920671 [DELETED] 

>>12919731
Fuck off gook

The Philippino people are literally the worst type of chinks, truly the scum of all scum

>> No.12920831

>>12919670
She probably just wanted to eat there for some nostalgia and to be around other filipinos. I imagine being surrounded by white people all the time and always being the odd person out gets tiring for her, since it sounds like you live in some rural shithole

>> No.12920855

>>12920572
get their asses chad

>> No.12921710

>Found out today that they're building a Jolibee location near where i live
> https://photos.cltampa.com/the-most-anticipated-restaurants-coming-to-tampa-bay-this-fall/?slide=3&jollibee_fb

The sickness is spreading.

>> No.12921723

>>12919483
They're fucking crazy and half of them are dudes with surgery
>Hottest
Very debatable

Incredibly vapid and materialistic as well sometimes worse than the chinese

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>>12920563
speak for yourself dirty plebeian

>> No.12922603

>>12918133
Best Japanese foodtuber

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>>12920563
fuck off mcdon*lds shill

>> No.12922637

>>12920671
They're actually more normal than most Asians. Not the least bit insect, quite compatible with caucasian notions.

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>>12922637

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>>12918133

>> No.12922769

>>12919483
>women
There are no Filipino women. Only ladybois. Men in drag.

>> No.12922774

>>12919694
Fair

>> No.12922806

>>12918133
No way thats Emmy. She is not that ugly

>> No.12922812

>>12922806
>she

>> No.12922865

>>12922806
The mole is right there, tho. It's her

>> No.12922866

>>12922637
flips really are the asian versions of mexicans and I probably mean that differently from what the meme means. yeah they have their own culture and way of doing things but they can really be "Americanized" and pick up on american colloquiisms and manners very easily

>> No.12922938 [DELETED] 

>>12919670
Your son is a dirty gook too lmao

>> No.12922944

>>12919670
Your wife and daughter are dirty gooks too lmao

>> No.12922955

>>12922806
She's a subhuman chinamin. Being that ugly is second nature for them.

>> No.12922956

>>12919731
>I fucking hate white people
Do do I my boi, so do I. cumskins are not your friends

>> No.12922961

>>12922956
>Do do I
>t. doodoo eye shitskin

>> No.12922963

>>12922956
>boi
isnt that gay chink talk for trannys?

>> No.12922965

>>12922961
STFU CRACKER

>> No.12923538

>>12919670
Are you one of those ugly, loser white men that had to a marry a Philippine woman, because you were only ticket out of her country?

>> No.12923544

>>12919483
Disgusting

>> No.12923561
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>moving to hawaii in a month
>there's 4 or 5 jollibees there
>never had it
should I be excited bros?

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>>12923561
Yes!

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>> No.12924350

>>12918133
i dont think ive ever been in a mood for spaghetti, rice, and hot dogs

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>>12924309
thanks jollibee promo department

>> No.12924438

that might be the ugliest face ive ever seen

>> No.12924444

>>12918133
My Japanese waifu!

>> No.12924560

>>12919483
Yellow fever man is that you ?

>> No.12924676

The grocery store in my affluent mostly-white neighbourhood just introduced a filipino freezer section. This neighbourhood is going to shit.

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>>12924410
You are welcome. We look forward to serving you!

>> No.12924703

>>12919483
Do people unironically believe this? I've never, ever heard this in my 30 years on this planet earth

>> No.12924712

Nagpunta ako sa Jollibee sa London ilang linggo na ang nakalilipas. Ang aking asawa ay Pilipino at mahal namin ang tungkol sa 80 milya mula sa London, kaya pinagtaguan niya ako na kunin siya mula nang mabuksan ito noong nakaraang taon. Kinuha namin ang aming pitong taong gulang na anak na babae at para sa buong pagmamaneho ay sinabi sa akin ng aking asawa kung paano ito ang pinakamahusay na mabilis na pagkain at tuwang-tuwa siya. Pumunta doon pagkatapos ng pagpunta sa museo ng agham na hindi masyadong malayo. Ito ay medyo nabigo. Una ito ay maliit, tulad ng talagang maliit siguro 50 mga tao ang maaaring magkasya dito. Nagpunta ako sa tanghalian kaya't nagtagal para sa amin upang makahanap ng isang lugar upang maupo. Epektibo kong kinaiinisan ang katawan ng ilang mga gooks upang makahanap kami ng isang upuan. Sinubukan ang kaunti sa lahat, nagkaroon ako ng ilang spaghetti na kung saan ay ok, nauna kong naging matamis dahil mayroon akong sarsa na spaghetti na del Monte Phillipines sa bahay kapag gusto niya ang pagkain ng Pilipino. Ang kasiyahan ng manok ay ganap na basurahan. Ang crispy coating ay nakatikim ng kakila-kilabot at ang manok ay nakatikim lamang ng mali. Ang bigas ay may bigas at boring lang. Ang mainit na aso ay ang pinakamahusay na bagay sa menu ngunit kahit na iyon ay average at habang kumakain ako ay napaka-masikip at makakarinig lamang ako ng isang bungkos ng gooks na nag-chat na malayo sa Tagalog. Hindi talaga kumakain ang aming anak na babae maliban sa bigas. Ang aking asawa ay may isang mahusay na oras at sinabi na ito ay masarap kaya pumayag kami at sinabi na ito ay mahusay dahil lamang sa kanyang nasasabik ngunit talagang ito ay tulad ng 3/10.

>> No.12924784

>>12919483
no way retard, that title is owned by japan

>> No.12924803

>>12919731
I say gook often and asians tend to be the most friendly people I meet
I trust them more than I trust whites. I just like saying gook

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>>12924712
salamat sa pagod mo sa pagsalin ng copypasta

>> No.12926170

ANONG SINABI MO GAGOOOOO?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFzErenwCwc

>> No.12926229

>>12918980
>dat vein on her forehead
Mang Inasal confirmed for high-IQ choice

>> No.12926516

>>12926170
>le loud sound maymay xp
yikes and r*dditpilled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGMTuCBO0YA

>> No.12926529

>>12918140
Their women are fun

>> No.12927563
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Flip women when mixed with White is hot.

You don't want pure 100 percent bagoong.

>> No.12927575

>>12927563
Pic not related obviously

>> No.12927624

>>12919483
LMFAAAO

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>>12926516
great video!

>> No.12927686

>>12919670
>racist towards his own wife and daughter's race
prime example of a beta male

>> No.12927699

>>12927686
Gooks aren't flips you dumb fucking chink. You act like Asians don't call each other racist shit and pretend that their slice of Bugland is superior.

>> No.12927705

>>12922866
That's a rough comparison. The Philippines were colonized by the Spanish hundreds of years ago, as well as America around the time of WW1-WW2. Before then it was like asian/polynesian islands with separate tribes.

>> No.12927722 [DELETED] 

Gas all SEAniggers

>> No.12927726

>>12927699
>literally says gooks chattering away in tagalog
doesn't matter, I find asians beneath me anyways

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>>12922965

>> No.12927766

>>12927563
So fucking cute

>> No.12927807 [DELETED] 

>>12919670
Gooks SEETHING

>> No.12927864

>>12927758

You will only ever win arguments against strawmen.

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>>12927758
>He really thinks he looks like that
This might be closer to reality

>> No.12928481

Based

>> No.12928502

>>12928078
Shut up, leftist.

>> No.12929005

>>12928502
Fat inbred detected

>> No.12929016

>>12928078
I'm too lazy to open PS and remove the T in Trump.
Just imagine I did

>> No.12929022

>>12929005
>1991 meme
>huur ur inbred
nice argument, tranny. just hurry up and kill yourself already.

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>> No.12929039

>>12929026
Can I grab one?

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>>12927563
>You don't want pure 100 percent bagoong.
"no"

>> No.12929088

>>12918183
Well they have to either defend that or the hundreds of thousands of trannies that suck white dick for a living.

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>>12929039
Of course! Please (chick)enjoy!

>> No.12929120

>>12919731
I've dated plenty of nonwhite girls who don't mind that I use racial slurs. It's not that big of a deal. They all knew that I'm not actually hateful, I just like racial slurs. You fucking gook.

>> No.12929133

>>12919502
Spot on comment, in other words based

>> No.12929423

>Jollibee opens 2nd store in Toronto
>two weeks later there's still an hour long lineup that wraps around the entire building as they pump out some shitty corporate jingle like it's a fuckin nightclub
>line up has covered scaffolding, Filipinos are all dressed up like they're going to a fancy restaurant

It's fucking pathetic. It's objectively fast food. The chicken is pretty good but no better than Popeyes, and everything else is fucking trash. Yet these Flips go fuckin NUTS and drive for an hour to wait outside for an hour to eat shitty fast food.

Embarrassing tbqh

>> No.12929903

>>12929423
>no better than popeyes
you take that back popeyes is a million times better than seanigger fried chicken

>> No.12929927

>going to jolibee when mang inasal, chowking and potato corner exist
Imagine being this much of a cuck

>> No.12929938

>>12929423
What do you expect? Flips are VERY nationalistic, I bet they've never even eaten Canadian food in their lives.

>> No.12930021

>>12927563
who here /bagoong+karekare/

>> No.12931230

tfw closest jollibee is all the way in Tacoma

FUUUAAARK

>> No.12931237

>>12918133
i love emmy, the best mommy!

>> No.12931270

>>12924700
I can't believe this is a real language.

>> No.12931604

Why are Flip w*men so short?

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>>12931230
if theres a will, theres a way

>> No.12932815

>>12931604
Short is an anagram for Sr. Hot

>> No.12932819

ive been to a jollibee in Vegas
shits cash

>> No.12932834

Where's the cute Jollibee girl? Post her right now. Jollibee thread is imperfect without her.

>> No.12932837

>>12918133
I want to have sex with this woman

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>>12932834
how may i assist yu, ser?

>> No.12932852

>>12932851
Incredible. My erection encircles the planet.

>> No.12932858 [DELETED] 

>halal
I'm out.

>> No.12932861

>>12932851
Thank you for posting this qt. This thread is now a perfect Jollibee thread.

>> No.12932899

>>12932851
is this thing a trap or 100% natural girl (no plastic)

>> No.12932902

>>12931270
Wait til you hear it in person. They sound like Chinese people with downs syndrome.

>> No.12933436

>>12919710
The implication that you are too above being raped by me which is happening now tb h is a very Reddit sentiment. Stop thinking that way.

>> No.12933440

>>12929120
you date ladyboys huh

>> No.12933442

>>12918133
Is she pretending to be Filipino now?

>> No.12933444

>>12932902
putang ina ka HA sasapakin kita tangina mo jhepoy DiZON

>> No.12933543

>>12933442
EmmyMadeInPhilippines

>> No.12934171

>>12932851
Who is this semen deamon?

>> No.12934294

>>12924784
he's wrong, but you're also wrong weeb. having visited Japan, that is not true at all.

>> No.12934296

>tfw Joliibee's main NA HQ is going to open near you and still have no desire to try it

>> No.12934332

I hate you flips.
I hate you Mexicans of Asia so fucking much it's not even funny. All you're good for is being fuck dolls for old white men. I hate you and your shitty fast food.
I hate you flips so fucking much.

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>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT POST PAGPAG IT'S GROSS IT'S TOO SWEET AND SPICY FOR ME PLEASE POST AUTHENTIC ITALIAN FOOD THAT IS JUST TOMATOES AND SOGGY NOODLES

>> No.12934365

>>12934332
based racist coomer

>> No.12934725

>>12934332
>Mexicans of Asia
Based I like my Mexican bros/sis. Better than being compared to cumskins that is for sure

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>>12934342
based and 'BEEpilled

>> No.12934861

>>12922769
>ladybois
I thought that was Thailand...

>> No.12934868

>>12922602
>breakfast only available until 11am
Press F lads.

>> No.12934958

>>12924444
>Japanese
Anon, I...
Good digits though

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>>12919483
>They have the hottest women on the planet

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>>12934961
click clack bada bing bada boom

>> No.12935049

>>12919483
>liking literal jungle niggers
consider suicide faggot. the world doesnt need more white guys importing nasty jungle gook women into their countries

>> No.12935080

>>12934961
Those armpits are very lewd

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>>12918139
>JB couldn't even afford to be in metro Canada had to settle for Winterpeg with the drunk natives or Mississauga with the whites on meth
>top kek the bug gets sprayed again

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>>12934961
thats a boy in a wig,
i fuck women with hips to bear my 12lb baby burden.
>my kin would snap this woman in half
pic related my gramps in the middle

>> No.12935257

>>12919731
As a gook myself I prefer the term slope.

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12936158

Would you like to upgrade to pineapple juice?

>> No.12936256

>>12932806
a cute girl next to piles of food.. all i can imagine is her taking massive diarrhea dumps that follow and it turns me right off.

>> No.12936329

Its been too long, welcome home jollibee threads.

>> No.12936385

>>12919483
You mean worst. Plain to ugly as fuck looking, horrible accents, personality of a peasant.

>> No.12936390

>>12919483
Yikes.

>> No.12936435

>>12918133

God. Emmy looks like she'd give great submissive bj's.

>> No.12936567

>>12919731

Most racist groups:
1. Jews
2. East Asians
3. Blacks
4. Whites

>> No.12936678

>>12936435
She has very full lips

>> No.12936693

>>12920572
seethe

>> No.12937406

>>12932851
>upgrade to pineapple juice intensifies

>> No.12937417

>>12929423
As somebody who tried it I can honestly say it edges out Popeyes by a slim margin. Plus I love their taro pies. Those are good, yo.

>> No.12938153

>>12936158
I would like to suck on your pusy juice