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original post isn't very good

>> No.12950144

just imagine cupping her tiddy in your palm as you spoon her

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Thank god you showed up to post an ancient fucking Jack webm that's been reposted 10,000 times. Really elevates the quality of the thread.

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well people love jack webms. that's why webm threads also known as Ja/ck/ threads

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>> No.12950161

Is this Reddit humor?

>> No.12950217

Yeah. Reddit/numale "humor."

>> No.12950646

woh seod eh teg tuo fo ereht?

>> No.12950650

What a useless piece of shit lol. That meat looks fucking nasty to boot.

>> No.12950670

hold up, how the fuck does he get out of there?

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>> No.12950700

kek did jack make a new video? how did I miss this

>> No.12950758

>that anemic as fuck sear
What pathetic saps are they trying to sell this shit to?

>> No.12950774

It's from the latest Babish vid

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>> No.12950805

I didnt even know about this asshole before learning about him here. that whole thing was just rage inducing and he acts like its great and brags about everything.

>> No.12950867

Wow. Pure retardation.

>> No.12951209

Egg how egg eggs? Get egg how out he egg get? Eggs.

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>> No.12951733

By the back

>> No.12951771

She can work on my pestle if you know what I mean

>> No.12951796

gordon ramsay dies not APPROVES!

>> No.12951863

Were those flies or locusts?

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>> No.12951924

buncha tryhards

>> No.12951941

What is it they think people are going to think when they post this?

>> No.12952026

But how does he lay the eggs?

>> No.12952041

Flies I think. Locusts are giant.

>> No.12952090

>love jack webms.
Entirely untrue
>that's why webm threads also known as Ja/ck/ threads
Jack threads got that name from quality threads being hijacked by shit tier gif posting
Likely the worst thing on the board just after the shilling season with shit like energy drinks and shitpotle burritos
Either way the board disapproves and hides most webm threads flooded with Jack crap same goes for fits need for a stick here too alongside shithole shilling

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>> No.12952372

Those are all wildly inaccurate.

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some epic cringe for you guys

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>> No.12952994

guess how many of these people go to /ck/

>> No.12952999

lol this guy got on TV after this one.

>> No.12953020

Do Americans really?

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>> No.12953041

How low on IQ do you need to be to find this amusing?

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>> No.12953083

Tbf, you have to have a high IQ to appreciate the post-post-modernism unironic irony of that bit of performance art. Grow up.

>> No.12953089

While we're at it, can someone tell me what is in the glass/bottle for each of these subhumans?
Some people say it's oil, but it's just not plausible since you can't keep oil at frying temperature in a glass for a significant amount of time, and the liquid's power doesn't seem to decrease even when they "fry" multiple insects (while it should significantly cool down every time if it was oil).
Plus, some of them do it in bottles instead and drink it afterwards, which would be impossible if it was oil (since they'd be drinking scalding oil).

Just WHAT THE FUCK is in those glasses?

>> No.12953094

The target audience is other nasty bugmen

>> No.12953105

Man, white people are animals.

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its some kind of high proof grain alcohol, although idk why it reacts so violently like that, cant find videos that show that particular reaction, although there are plenty of prep videos.


they do the same thing for venomous snakes and scorpions as well. The belief is that it increases virility after consumption.

>> No.12953193

I wonder what she was mad about

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BASED dominoes

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>the team is dying

>> No.12953305

Why all yong male look like a faggot nowaday?
I'm serious, almost all have something feminine

>> No.12953320

yeah no shit

>> No.12953323

The thing that made me mad is he didn't make it in that smaller pot to begin with. If only he had even mentioned it

>> No.12953326

>Why all yong male look like a faggot
At least they know english, you fag.

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Apparently it's only cringey bullshit when reddit repeats a meme ad nauseum, amirite fellas?

>> No.12953346

some people suck, we get it

>> No.12953354

ngl I'd probably eat that. Seems like good munchies food.

>> No.12953357

how does he get out?

>> No.12953404

Fuck whoever came up with this. Actually, if someone's dumb enough to buy this they deserve the boiled steak.

>> No.12953577

>gay faggot of the faggot fort.webm
Probably through the back door like every other sodomite.

>> No.12953624

If I remember correctly I read that they wouldn't let her use the bathroom.

>> No.12953631

I guess it's less funny now that I know her response is directly related to the argument.

>> No.12953737

Weedbrainers are cringe

>> No.12953831

Theres like a 1 in 4 chance of an american being in prison so probably yeah

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>> No.12953869

So it's an american thing? Thanks god

>> No.12953873

Those are gypsies.

>> No.12953961


You can only see that footage on his Patreon

>> No.12953967

>english === american
At least they can logic, you fag.

>> No.12953976

So It's england and usa? thanks god, again

>> No.12953989

>only countries that speak english on english websites

you're just dumb, that's really all there is to it.

>> No.12954014

> you're just dumb
But I don't look a feminine faggot at least. That's what I care.

Thank you for letting me know it's common in english speaking country

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yeah dude, congrats

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>> No.12954198

I was with him until he started squirting the lemon juice and pouring the cranberry juice in

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>> No.12954402


Testosterone levels in western males has been critically falling for the last 60 years. They had to lower the healthy average because if they didnt over 50% of western males would be testosterone deficient

Chances are it's the plastics

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>> No.12954548

>Testosterone levels in western males has been critically falling for the last 60 years
High testosterone can be attributed to a lot of fucking weird things--heart problems, personality/mood shifting, tumors
>they lowered the healthy average
Because we know now that too much testosterone is a bad thing
Testosterone is good, don't get me wrong, but it being lower than it used to be is a good thing.

The idea that men have to be fuckhuge and good at lifting things is dying, which makes sense because the mark of a great man isn't how hard he can punch but his intelligence and wisdom
That's why the most famous men throughout history are quoted more so than they are measured or recorded for how much they can bench

>> No.12954576

I bet he blamed the knife

>> No.12954587


wtf is wrong with wh*te people?

>> No.12954607

i remember seeing this when i was like 8 and thinking it was hilarious

>> No.12955023

>the board does what I myself do
I hope they find a cure for autism like today

>> No.12955032

>flashback to 2008 "To do list video"

>> No.12955065

This is the gayest millennial shit I have ever seen.
Not funny, just infuriating.

>> No.12955155

that chin filter gets me every time

>> No.12955168

you need to go back

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fuck you

>> No.12955224


see this kids, this is how you know your sear is bad because if it's gray, you're technically just boiled the meat

the board must have been pretty cold

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>> No.12955764

ben shapiro got fat

>> No.12955777

>saute your food using metal utensils only

... how do you saute with a giant block of salt?

>> No.12955781

>hop in dude

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>> No.12955821

This is the sort of thing I secretly find amusing, but also want to hate because I think that will make me cooler. It's silly and well executed. The impassive straight man is what makes it shine, although he messes up for the kangaroo one. They should have reshot that or left it out altogether.

>> No.12955822

Have you not been posting here long enough to know that is quite literally all they did after they accepted all the refugees from Digg?

>> No.12955824

im now reminded of the facehugger from the Alien movies

>> No.12955825

oh look we found one in the wild

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>hope they find a cure for autism like today
Speaking for yourself it seems

>> No.12955847

That's true. Too low is bad, but it's not a case of the higher the better. The highest possible level (chads) are basically low IQ cumbrains. You have to hit a nice middle ground.

>> No.12955855

>You Died

>> No.12955877

This needs to be taken out back and shot.

>> No.12955892

Imagine the smell.

>> No.12955899

I have been lmao

>> No.12955914

What could be the secret? I'm guessing twice as much egg whites and beaten separately from the yokes. Baked on low for some time.

>> No.12955921

yeah something along those lines

>> No.12955929

Seems like she would have hurt herself just after the cut.

>> No.12956048

did she just spit in that?

>> No.12956075

It looks good to me

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>> No.12956171

I really hate eggs that have a foamy texture

>> No.12956189

Jailfood sucks. This is freedom incarnate in its most barbaric form.

>> No.12956193

lets hope so. If not, it'd ask her to.

>> No.12956194

Yes. Only to add moisture. It's a common cooking technique.

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>> No.12956334

secret asian ingredient

>> No.12956351


this is a porn thing isnt it

>> No.12956461

>performance art
>posting this reddit tier shit for youtube views or tiktok


>> No.12956487

this is the nastiest shit ive ever seen

>> No.12956700

Henry VIII, probably the most famous English king, was a complete turbochad who was very good at lifting things and punching hard.

>> No.12956856

no it's just a guy that did a delivery pizza video review and recorded her like an autistic faggot

>> No.12956916

Absolute lad. He also wrote a song about how cool it is to hang out with your bros.

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if you want to help the team and prevent it from dying maybe you could help me out with managing it?

>> No.12957043

Wormelette du fromage

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he doesn't need to, he just takes his fort with him

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>> No.12957070

I keep trying to guess what the ingredients are, but I get about 3 in and lose.

>> No.12957080

>leave out a bucket of candy
>they don't know that every piece has touched my sweaty hairy anus

>> No.12957105

Separate the whites, whisk them then it in to the batter

>> No.12957118

Restaurant shitters

>> No.12957152

Can somebody tell me what ingredients did he add in this dough? How did he made the dough?

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It's unlikely sadly, I'm on an old as shit mac that can't run anything recent. I appreciate the amount of work it is though, I was posting in the hopes it would attract the attention of someone who could actually be helpful.

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>personality/mood shifting
I disagree, this isn’t about your hormones but about how you vote

>> No.12957193

Then add it in*

>> No.12957204

Liberals don’t like to have their views challenged. I never block anyone due to political views because I like to debate them

>> No.12957221

to bad.
here i was getting hopeful
if you are interested in updates regarding the team:

It seems likely we will regain some of our aesthetics/blenders for this cup, but not to the extend that we usedto have.

regarding the squad i am desperatly searching for inspiration to alter the team but you and i and everyone knows that a new /ck/ meme comes around once every 2 years at best nowadays.
hmu if you have any ideas for the team though

>> No.12957334

I believe this guy just got out of jail...?

>> No.12957343

no he just got out of staging some retarded shit for youtube views

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It's a fucker, if I get some work and finally fix my pc I could help with aesthetics, are some of them stuck because of the vertex limits?
I feel like the impossible burger, eating insects, and robot fast food workers are shitposted about a fair bit at the moment, and I could swear there's almost always a thread complaining about rice being bland, but I know what you mean about any actual memes.

Oh hey, just saw you've signed up. Thanks again manager ;_;7

>> No.12957627

i don't know shit about the technicalities of aesthtics,i just have a toplad making them and we talk regularly about what is possible and what would look based.

if you get your toaster repaired help me test la

>> No.12957641

Underage detected

>> No.12957745

Does anyone have that webm where a girl eat a sea creature(?) that look like a penis?

>> No.12957755

there are many webms of korean girls getting seacreature bukkake
the creature you are looking for is a geoduck.
i do not have any saved though

>> No.12957806

I want to see those webm

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Sure thing, I hope I can. Could I suggest this as a chant? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPtMHSYtPc4

>> No.12957816

is that boxxy?

>> No.12957831

Looks like a hotter version of Sarah Silverman

>> No.12957849

i want to make a scremaing gordon ramsey chant for autumn.
this seems a bit to weak as a chant to me imho

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Fair enough. That one constantly used sound effect from the Ramsay shows might be funny, but again probably not the right feel.

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>its bigger than yours

>> No.12958135

cute :3

>> No.12958156

How about a knorr stock pot as a player?

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>> No.12958933

what the heck?

>> No.12958966

How much effort does it really take? /pol/ is ranked #2 and I don't think they've been managed dutifully in 3 years

>> No.12958970

this is quite hot

>> No.12958992

it actually is
think of how his farts would smell

>> No.12959084

this is what happens when you wash the meat you cook

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>> No.12959470

that retard has a nice bulge

>> No.12959550

>shaped to resemble a flaccid penis
but those penises are erect?

>> No.12959558

He doesn't. He breaks all the eggs, all of them, and when he's done breaking them, then he leaves. And in the meantime, people buy the eggs he breaks.

>> No.12959579

its burning hot oil in a wine glass

>> No.12959586

You have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.12959669

I can't figure out whether this person is a prostitute or a clown.

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>> No.12960450

My nigga you are w r o n g

>> No.12960501

>this kills the crab

>> No.12960555

god i wish that were me

>> No.12960584

Reminder that this is staged

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>> No.12960590

That is the gayest thing I ever saw. And I have watched some gay porn.

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My only real issue with grubs and worms and bugs etc. is that you're eating a whole animal. That just doesn't sit right with me.
I mean, even shrimp get deveined. Nobody's gutting a worm.

>> No.12960606

Pretty sure alligators bite and twist

>> No.12960612

My ancestors are smiling upon me can you say the same?

>> No.12960615

Yup. There's a picture of the crew that filmed it at the same restaurant with him.

>> No.12960651

Are the crabs gonna be okay?

>> No.12961011

I'm going to think twice the next time I want to order crab legs at the movie theatre...

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>> No.12961421

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


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That has to be on purpose to get more views.
Even Jack isn't that retarded.
I still want to beat him over the head with both those pots, though.

>> No.12961517

They are midges.

>> No.12961535

The containment board you belong in is literally the Reddit tourist containment board. Go back.

>> No.12961536

>even the cat is loaded
>my sides are one with the cosmos

>> No.12961538

While you're pissing in her asshole.

>> No.12961540

has to be a joke, right?

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>> No.12961561

I want to be that hedgehog

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he is such a faggot. i hate his face and his shit tier food.

>> No.12961602
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Nigger, you are a F A G G O T.

>> No.12961611

>Jack threads got that name from quality threads being hijacked by shit tier gif posting
huh??? Incorrect

>> No.12961622

she'd still get more tinder hits than any of us here.

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>> No.12961630

i really hate videos that show captions with colored emphasis on words. I am not a babby, i know how to read you fucking fucks. I can't get myself to finish any video that has colored captions. fuck this zoomer shit.

>> No.12961631

is this in San Francisco? This has to be in San Francisco

>> No.12961644

Americans confuse 'frying' and 'sautéing' on the regular.
Checkin' those trips.

>> No.12961646

why the meat is still moving even after they cut the head?
also fuck these chink subhumans for not even having the decency to kill the fish before skinning them alive.

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Them crack rocks was too strong.

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>> No.12961664

thats a terrible medium for hot oil

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>> No.12961716
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>la creatura

>> No.12961757

anyone else find this video disturbing??

>> No.12961835

What if you just added a fuck ton of baking powder?

>> No.12961841

the king has arrived

>> No.12961850

those worms were boiled alive. how unhumane :(

>> No.12961864

>recipe is a secret
im gonna beat this dude up

>> No.12961906

I had this while I was in Tokyo. It's not great, IMO. Airy, has more of a dessert texture.
Definitely steamed.

>> No.12961915

>Drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.12961989

this looks like some drunk broad catching the last lirr train of the night, ive seen stuff like this all too many times

t. jew york fag

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>> No.12961996

fish cant feel pain retard

>> No.12962094
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they have a quite large and dedicated manager team.
i am going at it alone, as good as i can with a lot of stuff going on aswell.
admittedly i am no tactical PES genious either, but even i can sometimes strike gold.
sadly with PES18 in summer i seem to have missed the mark.

if you really want to be good you need to test quite a bit

>> No.12962342

Based and kinda subtle.

>> No.12962350

Protein farming.

>> No.12962375

Not to go all pol, but that guy is not white. Probably Hispanic, possibly Asian, more than anything probably a mix of all three.

>> No.12962388

They look ok. Okay enough to run away, at least. Thank god.

>> No.12962512

i would guzzle her spit and other fluids

>> No.12962519

do u think anyone has ever put that in their
you know

private parts?

>> No.12962525

No. That's extra

>> No.12962535

Jesus I couldn't even imagine living like that.
Eating unseasoned fly paste
Imagine if someone air dropped hot pockets to them.
They'd have tasted the msg filled hot pockets and their fly patties would forever be ruined for them

>> No.12962540

If I was a billionaire. I'd buy 4chan and make jack posting a permanently bannable offense

>> No.12962543

Do those salt blocks explode if you heat them too quickly?

>> No.12962550

>it's not cringey when 4chan does it
Fuck off, your super secret 4chan club is the lowest common denominator on the internet

>> No.12962558

Doubt it. He wouldn't be wearing a tie out of jail.
From what I heard, he finalized his divorce

>> No.12962569

what? i thought the story was that he needed to go potty but wanted to eat, then potty, then leave instead of eat, potty, eat again, and leave

>> No.12962583

Am I the only one who eats this in two bites?

>> No.12962596

Possibly the oven was filling with gas then when they turned on the burner, it caused the gas to ignite.

>> No.12962606

>i'm so beautiful

>> No.12962678

You're not supposed to. Same with sushi, atleast don't do it when dining out.

>> No.12962688

>crab legs at the movie theatre
What? Where do you live that that's a thing?

>> No.12962698

Lurk moar, newfag.
(Kudos for not visiting /tv/ though, those guys are morons).

>> No.12962755

>you're not supposed to
it's food, if you don't want to eat it all in one massive awkward bite then you don't have to.

>> No.12962774

definitely an erect grower penis, but a shower penis could be like that flaccid. Just depends on the type of penis

>> No.12962788

might have been very loud though, that's what I always think about whenever I see explosions ever since someone shot a pistol next to me when I didn't have any hearing protection. Now I have tinnitus in one ear.

>> No.12962829

>she should be shot and left to bleed out in a ditch

>> No.12962949

Fuck I hated these missions as a kid. Great game though, even if the graphics kinda sucked.

>> No.12962966

the same movie theatres where you can take a shower in

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How about a classic?

>> No.12963281

Idk mate probably bad taste or you get sick.

>> No.12963413

Fuck this was cringe

>> No.12963782

*brown* people suck. This stuff is fine with white people.

>> No.12963935

where the fuck can I find more of these webms?

>> No.12964412

Touhou is fucking gay.

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if you could sell your tears you might just make it someday

>> No.12964496

yeah like the pilot light went out and they used a lighter to do it? meanwhile it's full of the gas the pilot would have burned

>> No.12964504

go to /4ccg/ on /vg/ you'll see plenty

>> No.12964511

I would love to help but I suck at footie and don't have a playstation

>> No.12964978

>drizzled with semen (resembling dipping sauce)

>> No.12965171

I like to think I'm an adventurous eater but this is it. This is where I draw the line.

Aren't those things filled fucking disease too? And those poor kids have to grow up eating that.

>> No.12965244

i can guarantee that they hate being around you

>> No.12965319

Look just cause I also put hot sauce on everything we each together doesn't mean they secretly hate me. It just means we have busy lives which is why they keep forgetting to invite me to hangouts.

>> No.12965552

They crack... violently, but not explode

>> No.12965587

In Japan? Yes. Anywhere else? No.

>> No.12965647

Ill be devils advocate here and say the pot was too heavy for him to hold by both handles and pour towards/away from him, so he just tipped the pot to the side using one handle which made the meat pour out of the other.
the real test to see if he is a retard is if he uses that shitty meme pot again.

>> No.12965685

you don't say

>> No.12965699

You looked there too, huh? Funny because as far as I could tell there was no bulge to speak of. They're still kinda cute though in a dumb sort of way.

>> No.12965730

The kang is back y'all.

>> No.12965799

It's simply bad manners for japanese people.

>> No.12965808

What is it with the Japanese and doing this foamy shit? There was some stupid "Insider" zoomer video like this about retarded-fluffy pancakes too. That's totally what I want to stick in my mouth, foamy eggs. Awful texture.

>> No.12965820

that fat guy is shirtless

>> No.12965857

You can't trick me, I know he's a trap

>> No.12965971

I just did, and what's more you replied. You know fully well that I did say.

>> No.12966217

>semen resembling dipping sauce

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>> No.12966355

Chad Sonny beats virgin Wiens any time of the day

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>> No.12966433

Japanese love foods with a foamy/slimy texture. It's why they put raw eggs on everything, too.

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This is incredibly gay and faggy. These homos should be strung up.

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>> No.12966645

>Here you are, sir, anything else?
I'll take the lot.

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>> No.12966655

it's funny because both are fake

>> No.12966760

I would help you anon

>> No.12966794

this is the most cringe shit I've ever seen, and of course they had to be vegans

>> No.12966795

give source please

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>> No.12966874

>how alligators eat
>slap with hands

>> No.12966915

>semen resembling dipping sauce
eternal esl-kun strikes again

>> No.12966934

dubs don't lie

>> No.12966991

she's a little too comfortable shitting and pissing in front of people... it takes me at least 30 seconds to get it going when I'm in a private bathroom

>> No.12967014

>without fat
you dun goofed brainlet

>> No.12967022

why did it get delet
what was it?

>> No.12967034

>no dick poking through the pizza box
hard pass

>> No.12967072

just goes along with the no singles policy
I get around that by bringing my falcon though

>> No.12967078

so this is the power of autism

>> No.12967090

it was proof the food you're eating was fresh
asians live in an honor/shame culture, so as long as you're not caught cheating someone it's not "immoral"
the west is much more of a guilt culture where even if you're not caught cheating someone you're supposed to feel bad about it

>> No.12967114

>the graphics kinda sucked
fuck you the graphics were awesome

>> No.12967121

>just eating raw flour like that
why, jack?

>> No.12967131

>that dead look in his eyes

>> No.12967205

imagine using javascript unironically you fucking mong

>> No.12967358

she is not even hot, also fuck foot fetishists

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>> No.12967516

God damn i fucking hate this guy.
He tries so god damn hard to be "next viral man"

>> No.12967528

mmm soggy salty spicy carbs

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