post the most calorie dense cuisine you know of

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Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:33:39 2019 No.12961774 [Reply] [Original]

post the most calorie dense cuisine you know of

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:36:54 2019 No.12961786 File: 2.93 MB, 640x640, how to overstep caloric limit burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:40:20 2019 No.12961794 File: 25 KB, 799x533, fat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12961774

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:17:21 2019 No.12961902

>>12961774
Gonna say it every thread, but according to my research I don't think this drink was actually this bad. The nutritional facts on the actual shake wasn't great (I mean, it IS a shake blended with cookies) but it wasn't quite as terrible as this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:25:45 2019 No.12961919 >>12961774 could you live on one of these a day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:27:45 2019 No.12961926 >>12961919 Try it and let us know how that works out for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:46:37 2019 No.12961985 >>12961902 >according to my research shut the fuck up, D.A.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:54:10 2019 No.12962003 >>12961985 Why are you so upset? ...Did you fake the pic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:59:25 2019 No.12962014 >>12961774 I wonder why americans get so fat. Its a mystery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:03:17 2019 No.12962018 It's actually pretty great. It provides all the calories you need for $3. It's like soylent but less expensive, and actually tastes good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:04:35 2019 No.12962021 >>12961786 And how the fuck are you supposed to eat it? Fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:06:32 2019 No.12962026 >>12962018 No way is a 32oz milkshake only $3.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:07:03 2019 No.12962028 File: 2.94 MB, 528x422, american cuisine caloric intake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:14:05 2019 No.12962048 >>12961774 Looks fake. Real nutrition facts here say 1730 calories for a large: https://www.nutrition-charts.com/baskin-robbins-nutrition-facts-calorie-information/#shakes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:14:43 2019 No.12962050 File: 305 KB, 1080x1350, american burger217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12962048 >just 1730 calories

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:17:47 2019 No.12962060 >>12962028 This makes no fucking sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:18:32 2019 No.12962063 >>12962050 Nobody said "just."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:21:56 2019 No.12962077 >>12962021 Seriously, I hate this shit. Dumb fuckers don't know how big their own mouths are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:22:55 2019 No.12962079 >>12961774 Chocolate Oreo Shake >Contains shellfish What even?

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:24:23 2019 No.12962083
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>>12962048
1730 calories for 32oz makes a lot more sense. That'd be 432.5 calories in 8oz making it lower calorie than Boost Very High Calorirle nutritional drinks which are 530 calories per 8oz.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:25:59 2019 No.12962092 >>12962028 American here. wtf is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:30:17 2019 No.12962107 File: 2.93 MB, 394x398, videoplayback.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12962028 Nice try you forgot the other half of the video

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:30:48 2019 No.12962109 >>12962079 Probably just has oil produced by a fryer that also processes shellfish. That sort of information is for food allergies, not really a deliberate ingredients thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:31:22 2019 No.12962113 File: 2.98 MB, 720x480, 1525194938642.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:33:42 2019 No.12962119 >>12962113 birds are bad people

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:39:12 2019 No.12962135 >>12962119 Agree

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:46:02 2019 No.12962153 >>12962113 Is he eating those birds' brains?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:49:08 2019 No.12962160 >>12962153 Yes while it is alive very calorie dense

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:49:20 2019 No.12962163 >>12961794 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:50:12 2019 No.12962168 File: 2.75 MB, 500x280, Heart Attack Grill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:50:22 2019 No.12962169 >>12961774 >Contains Crustaceans WHAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:51:15 2019 No.12962172 File: 2.17 MB, 640x640, scrambled egg nog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:52:01 2019 No.12962176 >>12962169 What do you think Oreo cream is made out of?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:52:19 2019 No.12962178 File: 2.87 MB, 640x636, 1520914944969.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:52:22 2019 No.12962179 >>12962109 But BA only serves icecream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:53:09 2019 No.12962181 >>12962092 I'm assuming it's Brazil or some similar third world shithole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:53:24 2019 No.12962184 >>12962179 BR*

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:56:01 2019 No.12962188 File: 2.81 MB, 480x480, 1526244126820.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:57:10 2019 No.12962190 >>12962178 Just get it over with and do porn already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:59:14 2019 No.12962196 File: 29 KB, 726x900, tristanass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:00:14 2019 No.12962199 >>12962179 Do they make all of their ingredients at the store themselves? I don't think that's true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:03:04 2019 No.12962206 >>12962181 >mashed potato on hotdog You'd be right, retards from Sao Paulo love that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:04:27 2019 No.12962211 >>12962181 >or some similar third world shithole. Like america?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:04:28 2019 No.12962212 >>12962178 >muh healthy oils >dancing and convulsing after every bite like an autist >IT'S NOT A FAD I don't get gimmick restaurants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:05:41 2019 No.12962216 >contains crustaceans Nani

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:07:16 2019 No.12962221 Do you dense cunts know what the word cuisine means. Judging by the replies I somehow doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:10:53 2019 No.12962227 >>12962221 do tell what it means

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:11:38 2019 No.12962231 >>12962221 >word meanings have never changed over the course of history to match colloquial usage gb2 >>>/lit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:32:25 2019 No.12962306 >>12961786 Ruined Based Based Based Ruined Ruined Extra ruined

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:37:25 2019 No.12962322 >>12962172 Can somebody post /ck/ related "if you only knew how bad things really are" ? I only have /fit/ ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:37:47 2019 No.12962323 File: 83 KB, 597x572, 93BA225F-9E34-4A08-9D67-017B4C08E36B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12962231 Not in this case, no it hasn’t. Nice damage control though, retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:39:30 2019 No.12962329 >>12962196 RITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE GAME NEEDS MORE YOOPI DOOOOOOOOPS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:40:22 2019 No.12962331 >>12962323 >literally everybody in this thread has understood what OP meant, despite his choice of word I mean, nobody's saying you're not allowed to be autistic, we're just pointing out that you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:41:59 2019 No.12962336 >>12962168 I unironically love America.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:53:37 2019 No.12962371 >>12962188 if you're gonna use almond flour with coconut oil at least use some sort of non carb pasta substitute this is so half-assed it's not even funny also >that teflon pan full of scratches

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:54:17 2019 No.12962372 >>12962196 oh god I'm cooming

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:00:37 2019 No.12962390 >>12961786 Restaurants who do shit like this should be burned to the ground as a warning to others

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:02:17 2019 No.12962396 >>12962028 Doesn't look american, more like mestizo half breed subhuman slop

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:03:10 2019 No.12962401 >>12962396 So, american.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:05:07 2019 No.12962407 >>12962178 God I fucking hate that journo cunt, her fucking giant mouth is vomit inducing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:05:53 2019 No.12962409 >>12962396 It isn't >>12962107

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:06:12 2019 No.12962410 File: 98 KB, 673x892, 1527911284521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12962188 >Avocadoes are a healthy substitute to cheese In what fucking bozo world

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:07:26 2019 No.12962415 File: 204 KB, 640x550, La_luz_extinguido.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12962401 Good point

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:08:04 2019 No.12962417 >>12962178 Gas all libtards

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:24:46 2019 No.12962484

>>12962410
I somewhat of understand where anon's coming from. There are some food items where cheese and avocado can be substituted for each other, but i don't see it working for 95% of either domain lol

- nacho cheese dip vs guac (tortilla chips/doritos/etc)
- sliced avocado vs cheese (chicken/turkey sandwiches)
- melted cheese vs mashed avocado (on toast)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:42:34 2019 No.12962552 >>12962484 It's not really the substitute I was griping about, (although that casserole must be awful) it's more the "healthy" part. Eating that many avocadoes would not be more healthy than cheese, avocadoes are fatty as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:46:28 2019 No.12962574 >>12962552 bUt ItS gOoD fAt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:56:40 2019 No.12962621 >>12962552 ya true although i think it's passable in my examples

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 13:59:36 2019 No.12962633 >>12961786 and yet it all just tastes like ketchup what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:01:56 2019 No.12962645 >>12962113 u were searching for any reason to post that video

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:04:08 2019 No.12962655 >>12962178 i like avacados but that horse faced bitch is ruining the whole video

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:33:54 2019 No.12962780 >>12961919 you may not lose weight but you’ll lack sufficient vitamins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:54:11 2019 No.12962863 >>12961774 The farm house king meal. I believe this is the calorie count of just the burger https://wwjavascript:;w.fatsecret.com/calories-nutrition/burger-king/farmhouse-king

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 14:59:55 2019 No.12962889
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>>12962863
oops i fucked up here...anyway here's the calories. I've actually had this burger before. It made no sense. I couldn't taste the egg it was tasty but no point. Just calories for calories sake.

If i remember correctly if you get this with the meal. Its like 2300 calories. I couldn't believe it when i saw it.

https://www.fatsecret.com/calories-nutrition/burger-king/farmhouse-king

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 15:02:04 2019 No.12962903

>>12962889
>It made no sense. I couldn't taste the egg it was tasty but no point. Just calories for calories sake.
Gains are a point, although I get that skinny people are almost extinct now and the default assumption is that everyone's trying to avoid calories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 15:06:20 2019 No.12962915 >>12961919 You would get non alcoholic fatty liver disease.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 15:08:43 2019 No.12962926 >>12962903 oh right can't forget those body building bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 20:03:27 2019 No.12964189 >>12962889 Meals assume that you get a full calorie soda and sodas are basically HFCS in carbonated water so that's not surprising.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 20:09:25 2019 No.12964214 File: 22 KB, 217x352, 1568071998674.jpgs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Step aside plebs. Real nigga calories coming through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 20:14:35 2019 No.12964233 >>12962196 mmm yes i would eat that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 20:17:26 2019 No.12964245 >>12964214 Thicccvcc

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 20:32:32 2019 No.12964298 File: 271 KB, 1200x675, 1_HvRF_vzoRfZjPy-o-l4Hig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12961774 >calorie density if you throw a mooncake at someone they might get a concussion

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 20:54:50 2019 No.12964413 >>12964214 >contains over fifty pounds of sodium N-nani?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 20:55:52 2019 No.12964418 >>12961774 Why does it contain crustaceans??

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 20:58:00 2019 No.12964433 >>12962113 Woodpeckers and blue Jays are massive cock suckers in the animal world

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 21:30:05 2019 No.12964576 >>12964433 >Woodpeckers They wont stop pecking my house I hate them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 02:27:12 2019 No.12965727 >>12964576 just shoot em and eat em

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 05:15:22 2019 No.12966100 >>12962153 This nigga eatin BRAINS

Anonymous Tue Sep 24 05:21:01 2019 No.12966116

>>12962014
Humans can't handle, "freedom". If given their chance with ample resources, they'll simply horde and gorge into self destructive behavior. That is why they ultimately must be controlled by the government, but alas, the Americans said that was tyrannical....

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 05:30:13 2019 No.12966132 >>12966116 Ok, retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 05:38:58 2019 No.12966148 >>12961774 I just wanna know what the fuck are crustaceans doing in that Oreo monstrosity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 06:19:03 2019 No.12966218 >>12961774 I bet this tastes like heaven

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 15:23:09 2019 No.12967719 >>12966148 american cuisine

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 15:29:28 2019 No.12967735 File: 87 KB, 834x849, 1555985183407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12961774 >contains crustaceans

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 15:30:34 2019 No.12967737 >>12962552 eating a loaf of pus is healthier than a fruit? kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 15:34:05 2019 No.12967752 >>12962028 Mexicans make some of the best food in the world then turn around and do shit like this when we're not looking

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 15:36:45 2019 No.12967759 >>12962113 Fucking nature man

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 15:40:28 2019 No.12967769 >>12962188 >Avocado is a great healthier replacement for cheese >Next frame adds goat cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 15:41:23 2019 No.12967772 >>12967735 It's fake

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 15:41:30 2019 No.12967773 >>12967769 >then covers with Parmesan

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 15:48:03 2019 No.12967795 >>12964214 Is that even legal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 17:25:22 2019 No.12968148 >>12962168 Is this the "why am I fat i have fast metabollism" guy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 17:28:33 2019 No.12968154 >>12961786 >trying to eat this God fucking damn it why do people make these dumbass impossible to eat burgers? Fucking stupid, and fuck the ketchup too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 17:30:47 2019 No.12968170 >>12962188 >avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 17:41:46 2019 No.12968219 >>12962178 She's like a human zit popping video, she grosses me the fuck off but I can't stop looking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 03:30:18 2019 No.12970355 >>12961774 >started counting my calories again >rarely ever hit my 1800 limit how the fuck do you manage to pack so many fucking calories into some of these items ITT. Past a certain point it's just malicious

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 03:34:31 2019 No.12970362 >>12961774 Was this ever proven to be real?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 03:36:31 2019 No.12970363 File: 2.29 MB, 3200x2560, HEUraniumC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12961774

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 03:36:33 2019 No.12970364 >>12961919 D I A B E E T U S

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 03:58:10 2019 No.12970412 >>12962028 >Mexicans_overdoing_it_as_usual.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 04:03:14 2019 No.12970428 >>12962322 >he doesn't have /pol/ ones Why live the bluepilled life?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 04:07:14 2019 No.12970434 >>12962371 >that teflon pan full of scratches so what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 04:08:26 2019 No.12970436 >>12962206 >t. Murrilard

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 04:24:15 2019 No.12970471 >>12966218 You're probably a Coomer, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 04:27:29 2019 No.12970475 >>12970363 A peppermint patty fit for Superman

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 04:33:43 2019 No.12970485 >>12962107 RJW?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 04:41:20 2019 No.12970502 >>12962407 she belongs in porn the way she fakes and spasms and has no talents

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 04:56:38 2019 No.12970543 >>12962107 What a colossal waste of food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 25 05:09:31 2019 No.12970579 >>12962178 The cartels thank you for your patronage

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