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fish smoothie

>> No.12987910
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>> No.12987915

>>12987904
This is my greatest fear.

>> No.12987988

>>12987910
do americans really?

>> No.12987995

>>12987910
>Let's fuck with him!

>> No.12988025

>>12987910
>animal planet
They got that right

>> No.12988075

>>12988025
lol

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>>12987904
i know it was a joke but i can't stop thinking about how incredible that fish smoothie would be if you rolled it in some flour and cornmeal then deep fried it

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>>12987904

>> No.12989026

>>12989021
why do modern fish love eating plastic so much?

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>> No.12989051

>>12989026
it looks like food

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>> No.12989272

>>12989034
>A Sound of Thunder 2: 7up boogaloo.

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>> No.12989404

>>12989054
>>12989068
Kek, these are pretty elaborate for just a 7up commercial.

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>>12989404
Danke

>> No.12989416

>>12987910
Imagine how much hell little Ngubu would catch if she dared serve mud cookies to her family with no side of mud eggs? They'd necklace her for sure.

>> No.12989427

>>12989054
>>12989061
>>12989068

Nice

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>>12989427
Thanks

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>> No.12989456

>>12987904
Fish smoke, don't breathe this.

>> No.12989466

>>12989447
Why focus so much on the sponge if you're not going to show it being used to wipe off the cutting board?
This has got me seething, not my proudest moment.

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>>12989466
Me Too

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>> No.12989479

>>12989026
they're retarded

>> No.12989486

>>12989479
Stupid fish, fuck 'em.

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>> No.12989491

>>12989474

Fuckers took the exact recipe from Maangchi, it has the chunks of cheddar cheese in the middle, the peppers at the bottom, they even copied how she tucked the omelette underneath the rice and drizzled the ketchup on top

>> No.12989492

>>12989488
the fuck is wrong with these dogs?

>> No.12989494

>>12989492

What, you've never seen a dog Roll Over?

>> No.12989495

>>12987904

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>>12989494
eyyyyyyy

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>> No.12989559

>>12989434
Egg fort royal line

>> No.12989568

>>12987904
Collectively the worst thread on this board each time.

>> No.12989574

>>12989434
Even small children can cook better than half of /ck/

>> No.12989582

>>12989522
retarded asshole

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>>12989522
No! This is bullying!

>> No.12989599

>>12989522
birdo wants a snack

>> No.12990391

can someone post a link to that weird lady who makes spaghetti sauce with an inordinate amount of canola oil pls i need it for school

>> No.12990437

>>12988358
I might be able to get behind some sort of fish croquette. Maybe some remoulade and lemon with it.

>> No.12990461

>>12989285
People like that should be shot.

>> No.12990478

>>12989068
kek

>> No.12990487

>>12989285
what the fuck is wrong with boomers

>> No.12990496

>>12989522
Not so smart now are ya

>> No.12990894

>>12989434
This is why I need a quality wok. They make cooking so simple.

>> No.12990899

>>12990487
>>12990461
He's just sampling the soup

>> No.12990918

>>12989021
This is really fucking depressing, man

>> No.12990922

>>12989491
Copying someone else's recipe is hardly a crime dude. Did you steal the recipe for that microwaved canned chicken you made last night?

>> No.12990998

>>12989285
is that Mariano's?

>> No.12991054

>>12989522
your little rocks can't help you now idiot

>> No.12991070

>>12990437
Cod croquettes have existed forever

>> No.12991080

>>12989434
Children are so pure

>> No.12991238

>>12989049
the guy talking about the sandwich looks like the crazy pedo guy from Waterworld

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>> No.12991291

>>12991257
I don't get it. Is this like a vegan thing where they want to replace the hamburger?

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>>12990894

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>> No.12991352

>>12989477
dont most place put almost all the money away when the store is closed? he probably only got like 50bucks max

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>>12989597
burd ded

>> No.12991427

>>12991291
literally how new

>> No.12991452

>>12989021
Stupid libtards think this is a problem! LOL MAGA praise kek

>> No.12991457

>>12991452
why do you culture warrior types try to make every thread be about your bullshit

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>>12991452

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>> No.12991651

>>12991511
crap

basest thing I've seen all week

>> No.12991728

>>12989285
Is that Jeffrey Epstein?

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>> No.12992557

Chinamin are fucked in the head.

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>> No.12992590

>>12991861
Now, I'm no expert--and maybe this guy is--but I think it would be much improved if the following steps were taken:

1. Sear the chicken in the pan. Build up fond.
2. Remove chicken and set aside. Saute the onions until they become fragrant and translucent.
3. Add the tomatoes and when they become soft, crush them.
4. Add the peas and allow them to release some of their flavor.
5. Return the chicken alongside any collected juices to the pan and braise in a 375f oven until the meat registers 165f internally.
6. Salt to test. Paprika optional.
7. Serve with a side of dumplings, Farfalle or rice.

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>>12989522
i waited the whole webm for him to turn the wipers on

now i feel a deep dissatisfaction

>> No.12992618

>>12989477
The window he smashed mustve cost more than what he stole

>> No.12992626

>>12991511
Is this how beer is made?

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>>12989285

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>almost 100 posts and the best webm hasnt been posted yet

>> No.12992850

>>12992678
what the fuck? is there pipes underneath that can connect to the bottom?

>> No.12992854

>>12992850
yes

>> No.12993135

>>12987995
I literally wouldn't be surprised

>> No.12993145

>>12989021
Why did the fish eat plastic? What a dunce

>> No.12993217

>>12989034
>>12989042
amazing

>> No.12993238

>>12987910
That is one deep squat at the beginning

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>>12993217
Vielen Dank

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>>12987904

>> No.12993505

>>12987910
Its not like they have pots hanging on their hut behind. Fucking tv

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>>12987904
That's great bass

>> No.12993527

>>12992850
Yup. You got it, bud.

>> No.12993530

>>12992847
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12993532

>>12991257
Fuck, I guessed where this was going when he brought the fries and it was so infuriating to watch.
>>12991291
It's a britbong thing, they call it a chip butty. British """cuisine""".

>> No.12993540

>>12991257
is this how gays make sandwiches?

>> No.12993541

>>12989034
>>12989042
I fucking love this

>> No.12993585

>>12993505
This. This is some bullshit. Look at their jewelry and shit. Everything they're wearing looks superclean or brand new. Yeah I'm sure these guys that can make tiny, multi-colored bead stuff to put everywhere don't have pretty damned good tools.

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>> No.12993756

>>12989474
>>12989491
It's a shitty Omurice, anyways.

>> No.12993790

>>12993738
Well if no one else is going to ask.

Source?

>> No.12993798

>>12991352
As far as I know after close all places put the cash in drop-safes.

>> No.12993986

>>12993738
if this was a ylyl, i fuckin lost it

>> No.12993998

>>12993738
Do you think they ever have all the sound crew and cameramen get naked too, to make everybody more comfortable?

>> No.12994080

>>12993362
>leaves cart SIDEWAYS in the middle of the isle
what a bitch

>> No.12994097

>>12991511
was hoping for a monster energy drink desu

>> No.12994147

>>12993738
Ajahhahah, get it off my screen, get it off my screen!!

>> No.12994151

>>12994080
would you expect anything else from a thot?

>> No.12994255

>>12993738
Uh, isn't this a blue board? Don't get me wrong, saved though

>> No.12994268

>>12987910
wait...whats the fucking point of pouring egg on the sand when they've got a perfectly good egg shell to cook it in? I mean poke a hole in it so it don't explode. my brain is full of fuck, but I guess niggers would be niggers.

>> No.12994345

>>12994151
a shred of common sense

>> No.12994354

>>12991345
>puts top back on
the whole deal about bratkartoffeln is that they loose as much water as possible so oil can replace it

>> No.12994377

>>12989597
I hate birds so fucking much I would drown this stupid thing in the toilet.

>> No.12994380

>>12989034
That image of the aliens screaming blood for blood is irreplaceable

>> No.12994384

>>12991257
Wait a minute.... Am I supposed to parboil my fries then double fry them? Is this why my fries suck?

>> No.12994387

>>12991337
Holy shit they are so lucky

>> No.12994393

>>12991491
>tomatoes contain vitamin C potassium vitamin K
>CHOP 3CARROT

>> No.12994418

>>12989498
Why do they have such depressing commercials?

>> No.12994451

>>12989447
>I Prep My Wife, NOT The BULL.webm

>> No.12994475

>>12992605
Same here.

>> No.12994616

>>12990899
dudes spreading his germs

>> No.12994667

>>12991352
This looks like they put their tills in the register to save time for the morning. Each till has like 200-150$, so he stole around 300-400$.

t.wagecuck

>> No.12994669

Haliburton nipples.

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>>12989494

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>>12992783

>> No.12994795

>>12991491
Looks like a typical end-of-week soup to me.
>bought all these veggies
>on the verge of going bad
>wat do?
>SOUP

>> No.12994933

>>12989466
he was showing the the steak "acts like a sponge" and soaks up all the juices and seasoning

>> No.12994965

>>12991337
story?

>> No.12994997

>>12993738
fucking kek

>> No.12995056

>>12989522
I like that it's trying to get under the glass and not through it.

>> No.12995061

>>12993738
8 hours and it's still up? Jannies the fuck are you doing

>> No.12995062

>>12991259
Wow how fucked up, food delivery guy checks his phone before leaving an elevator. This is the best news site around

>> No.12995078

>>12991632
>manlytears_working_at_sardine_canning_factory.webm

>> No.12995408

>>12995078
this never gets old

>> No.12995410

>>12992550
oh come on

>> No.12995421

>>12994255
What was it? The dead webm doesnt work

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>>12992550

>> No.12995495

>>12989488
>>12989488
what kind of snakes have spikes?

>> No.12995511

>>12995421
Some roastie naked jumping towards a camera

>> No.12995515

>>12991257
They copied Heston Blumenthal's chip recipe.

>> No.12995562

>>12992567
I disapprove.

>> No.12995578

>>12993362
what a whore.

>> No.12995591

>>12989049
too much bread!
>>12989434
too much tomato!!
>>12989447
too much unused seasoning!!!
>>12992550
too much chocolate!!!!
>>12992567
too much topping!!!!!
>>12992847
TOO MUCH EGG!!!!!!

>> No.12995618

>>12995591
Too much faggotry

>> No.12995909

>>12995062
he went wee wee with his willy anon

>> No.12996472

>>12995078
>>12995408
>>>/r/gaming

>> No.12996509

>>12996472
>>>/g/et
>>>/t/he
>>>/f/uck
>>>/out/

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>>12995078

>> No.12996518

>>12989021
So are they still gonna eat the fish or were they catching the fish to score some easy plastic?

>> No.12996524

>>12989021
Is this the fish version of pink wojak?

>> No.12996535

>>12989285
Based as fuck

>> No.12996549

>>12994384
it's a good way to make fries, yes, but usually double fry does the trick

>> No.12996558

>>12991257
>literally a potato sandwich
Lmao

>> No.12996559

>>12989434
>He hands some to his brother
My hearth melted

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>>12994377
>I hate birds so fucking much I would drown this stupid thing in the toilet.
>t.Gay

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>>12993362
>BRAPPPPffffffffffffffffftttt
where my brap brehs @?

>> No.12996690

>>12994418
Free advertising if they go viral

>> No.12996697

>>12994345
From a thot?!

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>> No.12997347

>>12994345
Common sense leads to the realization that it is the only way to get a good camera angle. She even puts it at a diagonal every time as a compromise to courtesy.

>> No.12997348

>>12989434
cute

>> No.12997381

>>12997338
that fucker must catch salmonella once a week

>> No.12997601

>>12992850
The sand is hot. By pushing the pot deeper into it, sand piles up and heats the metal. The deeper the pot, the more heat.

>> No.12997698

>>12993540
Nah, they usually put some sausages between the buns if you receive my meaning.

>> No.12997743

>>12994965
Flammable gas is dangerous

>> No.12997759

>>12997381
nah, he's immune to it by now.

>> No.12997816

>>12991335
ice

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This thread needs more ja/ck/
webm unrelated

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>>12997915
you're wish is my command

>> No.12997976

>>12997932
My hero

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>>12987904

>> No.12998092

>>12993790
lrn2 reverse search mang
https://twitter(.)com/fabulousmodelss/status/1138913290816503809

>> No.12998102

>>12997982
can't say im not impressed

>> No.12998200

>>12989447
>and I even WASH MY PLATE
who cares?

>> No.12998248

ja/ck/ threads were lit

>> No.12998308

>>12997915
god i fucking love gaki no tsukai

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>>12998308

>> No.12998882

>>12997915
i want to hug yamazaki and endo

>> No.12999042

>>12989434
This shit made me tear up
Am I gay?

>> No.12999052

>>12998200
He was warming the plate, dumb fuck

>> No.12999067

>>12987910
The little babies watching look so hungry. I wish everyone had enough food in the world. It's so sad that kids go hungry in 2019.

>> No.12999089

>>12989434
I want to be a kid again

>> No.12999118

>>12989285
what is his mouth made out of, jesus christ. what a chad

>> No.12999160

>>12997601
Nice try but your shitty voodoo explanation doesn't make sense.

>> No.12999166

>>12989049
lays, cheetos and funnyuns are the best crisps to put in your sandwhich

>> No.12999457

>>12989477
>he's taking the time to steal each individual coin

>> No.12999489

>>12990894
they are hard to maintain and can easily break. also good luck finding room for one in your cabinet

>> No.12999708

>>12997915
CHIKI CHIKI

>> No.12999717
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>>12987995
>let's waste what little food we have to make ourselves look even dumber than we are. It'll be funny.

>> No.12999719
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>>12989413

>> No.12999732
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>>12992794
They made us do that at Aldi too. Not on the floor, though.
I don't really have a problem with it. It's not any dirtier than having loose tomatoes and removing the bad ones from the pile, and cuts down on food waste.

>> No.12999741

>>12994268
Probably saving the shell for water storage.

>> No.12999794

>>12994965
Looks like they switched the gas on inside the oven but didn't ignite it, so it built up inside the oven until they hit the switch without dissipating the gas first, causing the explosion. My girlfriend did it once. Not that bad, but it did blow the oven door open.

>> No.12999817

>>12989434
This is really beautiful

>> No.13000084

>>12999719
Needs sound for best effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib2Vl7JEjfc

>> No.13000332

>>12993362
>tilapia loins
wut

>> No.13000348
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>>12987904
>>12993362

"The room is magnificent: red marble floors, oversize chairs with gold inlay on the mahogany arms, immaculately clean. There are three well-dressed goons, the type who like to punch you in the stomach, and they stand behind us. In front of us is a large table, where the fat man with the artificial hair is eating a meal.
“Sit down, boys.” He invites us to the table with his meaty paw.
“We don’t want to disturb your meal.”
“Would you care to join me? It’s tilapia. I caught it only an hour ago.”
“But the bartender said that the fish were all dead. He said the salt ate them.”
“He spoke the truth. The salt ate every type of fish but one.” The fat man with the artificial hair picks up a piece of his fish with a fork. “Only the tilapia survived. It takes much more than salt to kill a creature like the tilapia fish,” and the fat man with the artificial hair takes a salt shaker, twists off its top, and pours half of it in his mouth. I can hear the salt crunching like glass between his teeth. I look around and notice that there aren’t any drinks on the table."

>> No.13000521

>>12995591
too many opinions

>> No.13000530
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>> No.13000994

>>13000530
Based brazillian pizza master

>> No.13000999

>>12991632
i picture this style of fishmongery being invented by bored edo-period samurai

>> No.13001032

>>12991511
obviously planted

>> No.13001041

>>12987910
>Mama, why do the Whiteboi eat the sand?
>He's retarded, sweetie. Don't looo at him.

>> No.13001228

>>12994965
explosive crack

>> No.13001464
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>> No.13001474

>>13000348
>cuddlefish

>> No.13001667

>>12991418
imagine the smell

>> No.13001982
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>>13001464
pathetic

>> No.13002007

>>13001464
>black guy is late
at least it's accurate

>> No.13002127

Blue boards really need to be given sound webm
Fucking cumbrains.

>> No.13002163
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>>13002127
You don't need sound to appreciate Jack, anon.

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>> No.13002182

>>13002127
>expecting the yellow jew do anything that costs him even one cent more

>> No.13002556

>>12991054
holy fuck lol

>> No.13002781

>>12989498
>Our son will be your valentine
Just like my japanese anime!

>> No.13002822

>>13002176
>lime juice
yuck. no thanks

>> No.13002864
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>>12997338
>phone in the meat tray
this drives me up the fucking wall every time.

>> No.13002887

>>13000530
>virgin "traditional" italian pizza vs the chad brazilian corn and mayo feast

>> No.13002906

>>12989477
Ironically he probably would've profited more in pure dollar value if he just grabbed as many bags of chicken as he could lmao.

>> No.13003281

>>13002163
im amazed how he can fuck up something to simple, its like the laws conspired against him

>> No.13003293

>>12999732
so is that person selling giant turds?

>> No.13003355
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>>13002176
>ywn eat girl spit salad
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13003394

>>13003293
Sweet potatoes.

>> No.13003410

>>12991257
Why are they washing potatoes before peeling them?

>> No.13003472

>>12999067
Roastie detected

>> No.13003494

>>12996601
Fuck birds. We should have just killed them off with dht while we had the chance

>> No.13003516

>>12999719
How the fuck did he DO that?!
Weird Al is a goddamn wizard, none of you can tell me otherwise.

>> No.13003656

>>12991511
I wont lie, if this isnt scripted I'd do the same exact thing

>> No.13003788

>>12994377
Seagulls are for strangling.

>> No.13003802

>>12994418
It's an annual tradition for Valetine's Day.

>> No.13003805

>>12991511
DUDE! BEER!

>> No.13003856

>>12991297
WEENGALDIUM REVIOSA

>> No.13004072

>>12987910
For those not aware, people in Africa eat mud cookies not because they don't know how to farm but because a lot of the soil is not very nutrient-dense and is difficult for anything to grow on. However, clay is very nutrient dense but not much of anything can be grown on it so they will make cookies out of the clay to get their nutrients they need--in times of need. Not sure why she isn't cooking the egg but to each their own I guess.

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>>12993362

>> No.13004106

>>12992626

kek

>> No.13004181

>>13003293

looks a cat to me

>> No.13004188

>>13000530

>pizzaria

>> No.13004210

>>13002007
>there at all
miracle.

>> No.13004338

>>12992550
thanks HowToBasic

>> No.13004478

>>12999732
furries even try to ruin food now too....

>> No.13004489

>>12997338
who the fuck is that?

>> No.13004656

>>12992550
As an American, could I shoot this person in self defense? This is obviously premeditated murder

>> No.13004666

>>12999717
>thinking just because they lack technology means they are starving and arent capable of having excess food

>> No.13004674

>>12993362
At least she knows people just want to see her ass.

>> No.13004695

>>12990894
good chinese cooks can make better food with a nonstick pan than youll ever be able to make with a well seasoned wok

>> No.13004743

>>12990998
Yes

>> No.13005142

>>12987910
>"Hey Abobo remember that time when we convice a stupid cracka to eat egg with sand? The moron actualy ate that shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

>> No.13005295

>>12991257
Did they fuck each other after that or what?

>> No.13005429

>>13002887
Thats not mayo just "Catupiry" (a more dense kind of cream cheese). It's a very popular pizza around here, we call it Caipira

>> No.13005693

>>12995056
Are you fucking stupid for real, or just pretending?

>> No.13005722

>>12989522
And crows are supposed to be the smartest animal lamo fuck off retards.

>> No.13005957

>>12992847
YO EGG KING, HOW DOES HE GET OUT?

>> No.13006293

>>13004072
>this is what leftists actually believe
you can't get nutrition from eating dirt

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>>12989021
Are those things even real?

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>>12998316

>> No.13006593

>>12989488
Nigga dem some gators

>> No.13006611

>>12997915
>this is our culture
>this is what other nations think of when they imagine America
>hamburgers and coke
God Bless America
*claps*

>> No.13006613

>>12997932
>he somehow fucks up eating out at a restuarant
Oh jack...

>> No.13006656

>>13000348
Wbat is this? Sounds almost kafkaeque

>> No.13006882 [DELETED] 
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>>12991257
You just know.
>tfw bf bakes bread then bakes a baby inside my bussy

>> No.13007046

>>13006882
Tranny

>> No.13007232

>>13004666
>poor african has excess supply of food
>simply chooses to eat so little that you can see his entire skeleton through his skin

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>>12994451

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>>13000530
>ting

>> No.13007640

>>12989447
Tell me why people watch this retarded faggot again? Is it similar to why people watch Jack?

>> No.13007857

>>12989021
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYXGHivsMPVU-h-M_wd9m3Q

thank god we're finally making a progress, but we need to build a giant wall around East Asian waters to stop all the pollution from India and China

>> No.13008516

>>12999160
There's only one cup of coffee in the pot anon, submerging the pot in the hot sand makes it boil up from the bottom. There isn't a pipe anywhere.

>> No.13008554

>>12990894
Buy one from an asian market and youtube how the chinese chefs season it. Cooking pasta with a wok is amazing easy.

>> No.13008620

>>12989285
Terry is alive!

>> No.13008665
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>>13006656
It's from "Based on a True Story" by Norm MacDonald.
You have to read it. Or get the audiobook which is read by Norm himself.

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>>13008665
What a gorgeous creature

>> No.13008736

>>13008665
IT DOESN'T WANT THE FREAKING FISH

>> No.13008771

>>13008665
if only we could understand it

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>>13008665
cute!

>> No.13009128

>>13004656
As a juror I wouldn't convict you.

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>> No.13009406

>>13007857
>oceancleanup
>people this this scam will work
Lol

>> No.13009972

>>13004489
ja/ck/

>> No.13010125

>>13009972
Who?

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>>13009972

>> No.13010558

>>12989034
>>12989042
quality stuff there anon

>> No.13010589

>>12989034
>Chinese "humor"

>> No.13010595

>>12999118
old people like their soup somewhere between the temperature where lead turns to vapor, and the surface of the sun. I wish I could tell you how or why, I just know it to be a fact.

>> No.13010611

>>12989559
fucking jej

>> No.13010729

>>13010135
The king of mayo, lol, I wonder how he isn't sick with salmonella all the time
>inb4 he doesnt eat salmon.

>> No.13010749

>>13006613
It's more common now that he has a gimp arm and leg

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>>12992550
>the first scoop
ok that was too much
>THE FUCKING 8TH SCOOP
pic related

>> No.13011088

>>12992783
I really hate this guy's stupid face that he makes.

>> No.13011115

>>13004489
fucking newfags, lurk moar before you post

>> No.13011134

>>12998316
someone please bring this to American tv

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>>13002163

>> No.13011168

>>13011134
and completely botch the job like they did with silent library

>> No.13011424

>>12992783
That head to neck ratio is tragic.

>> No.13011457

>>12992550
cant stop grinding my teeth

>> No.13011845
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Fresh

>> No.13012892

>>13011845
anyone have that webm of a fish jumping inside the oven?

>> No.13012931

>>12989021
Maybe just don't eat plastic next time? It's like those videos of those fucking stupid polar bears swimming in the middle of the ocean as if all the ice just disappeared from underneath them hahahahahaha, like nigga why'd you swim so far out hahahaha

>> No.13013159

>>13004072
Oof

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>> No.13013287

>>13013263
>That shrug at the end
Says all you really need to know about nuking eggs.

>> No.13013322

>>12991352
If they actually followed retailer protocol there wouldn't be any money at all in the registers after the store was closed for the night. Chalk this up to lazy management.
Also means the thief has never held down a job before because if he did he'd assume there wouldn't be any money out there.

>> No.13013326

>>12989447
>cook your steak
>take it off the stove / grill
>have to let it cool first in order to cut and toss your meat with your bare hands
>even then, the flavors aren't soaked into the meat and are just on the surface
So then you have a cold, disappointing steak. AND you look like a faggot.

>> No.13013354

>>12991511
>Papanomaly goes fishing.webm

>> No.13013368

>>13008665
What pokemon is this?

>> No.13013417

>>12992794
I worked in a walmart warehouse. this happens way more than you think. the second you drop a case of those all of them split open

>> No.13013653

>>12991257
i mean it's probably good but i cant imagine anyone on this earth ever again making their own bread and fries for the sole purpose of a home made chip sandwich

>> No.13013754

>>12997982
Dear lord... what did that do to those poor blades?

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>>12989434

>tfw ching chong 3 year olds are more capable than the average ameican highscooler

>> No.13013954

>>13013923
They learn quick once their parents kill themselves in the sweatshops.

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