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fish smoothie

>> No.12987910
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>> No.12987915

This is my greatest fear.

>> No.12987988

do americans really?

>> No.12987995

>Let's fuck with him!

>> No.12988025

>animal planet
They got that right

>> No.12988075


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i know it was a joke but i can't stop thinking about how incredible that fish smoothie would be if you rolled it in some flour and cornmeal then deep fried it

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>> No.12989026

why do modern fish love eating plastic so much?

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>> No.12989051

it looks like food

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>> No.12989272

>A Sound of Thunder 2: 7up boogaloo.

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>> No.12989404

Kek, these are pretty elaborate for just a 7up commercial.

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>> No.12989416

Imagine how much hell little Ngubu would catch if she dared serve mud cookies to her family with no side of mud eggs? They'd necklace her for sure.

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>> No.12989456

Fish smoke, don't breathe this.

>> No.12989466

Why focus so much on the sponge if you're not going to show it being used to wipe off the cutting board?
This has got me seething, not my proudest moment.

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Me Too

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>> No.12989479

they're retarded

>> No.12989486

Stupid fish, fuck 'em.

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>> No.12989491


Fuckers took the exact recipe from Maangchi, it has the chunks of cheddar cheese in the middle, the peppers at the bottom, they even copied how she tucked the omelette underneath the rice and drizzled the ketchup on top

>> No.12989492

the fuck is wrong with these dogs?

>> No.12989494


What, you've never seen a dog Roll Over?

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>> No.12989559

Egg fort royal line

>> No.12989568

Collectively the worst thread on this board each time.

>> No.12989574

Even small children can cook better than half of /ck/

>> No.12989582

retarded asshole

>> No.12989597
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No! This is bullying!

>> No.12989599

birdo wants a snack

>> No.12990391

can someone post a link to that weird lady who makes spaghetti sauce with an inordinate amount of canola oil pls i need it for school

>> No.12990437

I might be able to get behind some sort of fish croquette. Maybe some remoulade and lemon with it.

>> No.12990461

People like that should be shot.

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>> No.12990487

what the fuck is wrong with boomers

>> No.12990496

Not so smart now are ya

>> No.12990894

This is why I need a quality wok. They make cooking so simple.

>> No.12990899

He's just sampling the soup

>> No.12990918

This is really fucking depressing, man

>> No.12990922

Copying someone else's recipe is hardly a crime dude. Did you steal the recipe for that microwaved canned chicken you made last night?

>> No.12990998

is that Mariano's?

>> No.12991054

your little rocks can't help you now idiot

>> No.12991070

Cod croquettes have existed forever

>> No.12991080

Children are so pure

>> No.12991238

the guy talking about the sandwich looks like the crazy pedo guy from Waterworld

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>> No.12991291

I don't get it. Is this like a vegan thing where they want to replace the hamburger?

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>> No.12991352

dont most place put almost all the money away when the store is closed? he probably only got like 50bucks max

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burd ded

>> No.12991427

literally how new

>> No.12991452

Stupid libtards think this is a problem! LOL MAGA praise kek

>> No.12991457

why do you culture warrior types try to make every thread be about your bullshit

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>> No.12991651


basest thing I've seen all week

>> No.12991728

Is that Jeffrey Epstein?

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>> No.12992557

Chinamin are fucked in the head.

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>> No.12992590

Now, I'm no expert--and maybe this guy is--but I think it would be much improved if the following steps were taken:

1. Sear the chicken in the pan. Build up fond.
2. Remove chicken and set aside. Saute the onions until they become fragrant and translucent.
3. Add the tomatoes and when they become soft, crush them.
4. Add the peas and allow them to release some of their flavor.
5. Return the chicken alongside any collected juices to the pan and braise in a 375f oven until the meat registers 165f internally.
6. Salt to test. Paprika optional.
7. Serve with a side of dumplings, Farfalle or rice.

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i waited the whole webm for him to turn the wipers on

now i feel a deep dissatisfaction

>> No.12992618

The window he smashed mustve cost more than what he stole

>> No.12992626

Is this how beer is made?

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>almost 100 posts and the best webm hasnt been posted yet

>> No.12992850

what the fuck? is there pipes underneath that can connect to the bottom?

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>> No.12993135

I literally wouldn't be surprised

>> No.12993145

Why did the fish eat plastic? What a dunce

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>> No.12993238

That is one deep squat at the beginning

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Vielen Dank

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>> No.12993505

Its not like they have pots hanging on their hut behind. Fucking tv

>> No.12993526
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That's great bass

>> No.12993527

Yup. You got it, bud.

>> No.12993530


>> No.12993532

Fuck, I guessed where this was going when he brought the fries and it was so infuriating to watch.
It's a britbong thing, they call it a chip butty. British """cuisine""".

>> No.12993540

is this how gays make sandwiches?

>> No.12993541

I fucking love this

>> No.12993585

This. This is some bullshit. Look at their jewelry and shit. Everything they're wearing looks superclean or brand new. Yeah I'm sure these guys that can make tiny, multi-colored bead stuff to put everywhere don't have pretty damned good tools.

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>> No.12993756

It's a shitty Omurice, anyways.

>> No.12993790

Well if no one else is going to ask.


>> No.12993798

As far as I know after close all places put the cash in drop-safes.

>> No.12993986

if this was a ylyl, i fuckin lost it

>> No.12993998

Do you think they ever have all the sound crew and cameramen get naked too, to make everybody more comfortable?

>> No.12994080

>leaves cart SIDEWAYS in the middle of the isle
what a bitch

>> No.12994097

was hoping for a monster energy drink desu

>> No.12994147

Ajahhahah, get it off my screen, get it off my screen!!

>> No.12994151

would you expect anything else from a thot?

>> No.12994255

Uh, isn't this a blue board? Don't get me wrong, saved though

>> No.12994268

wait...whats the fucking point of pouring egg on the sand when they've got a perfectly good egg shell to cook it in? I mean poke a hole in it so it don't explode. my brain is full of fuck, but I guess niggers would be niggers.

>> No.12994345

a shred of common sense

>> No.12994354

>puts top back on
the whole deal about bratkartoffeln is that they loose as much water as possible so oil can replace it

>> No.12994377

I hate birds so fucking much I would drown this stupid thing in the toilet.

>> No.12994380

That image of the aliens screaming blood for blood is irreplaceable

>> No.12994384

Wait a minute.... Am I supposed to parboil my fries then double fry them? Is this why my fries suck?

>> No.12994387

Holy shit they are so lucky

>> No.12994393

>tomatoes contain vitamin C potassium vitamin K

>> No.12994418

Why do they have such depressing commercials?

>> No.12994451

>I Prep My Wife, NOT The BULL.webm

>> No.12994475

Same here.

>> No.12994616

dudes spreading his germs

>> No.12994667

This looks like they put their tills in the register to save time for the morning. Each till has like 200-150$, so he stole around 300-400$.


>> No.12994669

Haliburton nipples.

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>> No.12994795

Looks like a typical end-of-week soup to me.
>bought all these veggies
>on the verge of going bad
>wat do?

>> No.12994933

he was showing the the steak "acts like a sponge" and soaks up all the juices and seasoning

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>> No.12994997

fucking kek

>> No.12995056

I like that it's trying to get under the glass and not through it.

>> No.12995061

8 hours and it's still up? Jannies the fuck are you doing

>> No.12995062

Wow how fucked up, food delivery guy checks his phone before leaving an elevator. This is the best news site around

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>> No.12995408

this never gets old

>> No.12995410

oh come on

>> No.12995421

What was it? The dead webm doesnt work

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>> No.12995495

what kind of snakes have spikes?

>> No.12995511

Some roastie naked jumping towards a camera

>> No.12995515

They copied Heston Blumenthal's chip recipe.

>> No.12995562

I disapprove.

>> No.12995578

what a whore.

>> No.12995591

too much bread!
too much tomato!!
too much unused seasoning!!!
too much chocolate!!!!
too much topping!!!!!

>> No.12995618

Too much faggotry

>> No.12995909

he went wee wee with his willy anon

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>> No.12996518

So are they still gonna eat the fish or were they catching the fish to score some easy plastic?

>> No.12996524

Is this the fish version of pink wojak?

>> No.12996535

Based as fuck

>> No.12996549

it's a good way to make fries, yes, but usually double fry does the trick

>> No.12996558

>literally a potato sandwich

>> No.12996559

>He hands some to his brother
My hearth melted

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>I hate birds so fucking much I would drown this stupid thing in the toilet.

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where my brap brehs @?

>> No.12996690

Free advertising if they go viral

>> No.12996697

From a thot?!

>> No.12997338
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>> No.12997347

Common sense leads to the realization that it is the only way to get a good camera angle. She even puts it at a diagonal every time as a compromise to courtesy.

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>> No.12997381

that fucker must catch salmonella once a week

>> No.12997601

The sand is hot. By pushing the pot deeper into it, sand piles up and heats the metal. The deeper the pot, the more heat.

>> No.12997698

Nah, they usually put some sausages between the buns if you receive my meaning.

>> No.12997743

Flammable gas is dangerous

>> No.12997759

nah, he's immune to it by now.

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This thread needs more ja/ck/
webm unrelated

>> No.12997932
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you're wish is my command

>> No.12997976

My hero

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>> No.12998092

lrn2 reverse search mang

>> No.12998102

can't say im not impressed

>> No.12998200

>and I even WASH MY PLATE
who cares?

>> No.12998248

ja/ck/ threads were lit

>> No.12998308

god i fucking love gaki no tsukai

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>> No.12998882

i want to hug yamazaki and endo

>> No.12999042

This shit made me tear up
Am I gay?

>> No.12999052

He was warming the plate, dumb fuck

>> No.12999067

The little babies watching look so hungry. I wish everyone had enough food in the world. It's so sad that kids go hungry in 2019.

>> No.12999089

I want to be a kid again

>> No.12999118

what is his mouth made out of, jesus christ. what a chad

>> No.12999160

Nice try but your shitty voodoo explanation doesn't make sense.

>> No.12999166

lays, cheetos and funnyuns are the best crisps to put in your sandwhich

>> No.12999457

>he's taking the time to steal each individual coin

>> No.12999489

they are hard to maintain and can easily break. also good luck finding room for one in your cabinet

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>> No.12999717
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>let's waste what little food we have to make ourselves look even dumber than we are. It'll be funny.

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They made us do that at Aldi too. Not on the floor, though.
I don't really have a problem with it. It's not any dirtier than having loose tomatoes and removing the bad ones from the pile, and cuts down on food waste.

>> No.12999741

Probably saving the shell for water storage.

>> No.12999794

Looks like they switched the gas on inside the oven but didn't ignite it, so it built up inside the oven until they hit the switch without dissipating the gas first, causing the explosion. My girlfriend did it once. Not that bad, but it did blow the oven door open.

>> No.12999817

This is really beautiful

>> No.13000084

Needs sound for best effect.

>> No.13000332

>tilapia loins

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"The room is magnificent: red marble floors, oversize chairs with gold inlay on the mahogany arms, immaculately clean. There are three well-dressed goons, the type who like to punch you in the stomach, and they stand behind us. In front of us is a large table, where the fat man with the artificial hair is eating a meal.
“Sit down, boys.” He invites us to the table with his meaty paw.
“We don’t want to disturb your meal.”
“Would you care to join me? It’s tilapia. I caught it only an hour ago.”
“But the bartender said that the fish were all dead. He said the salt ate them.”
“He spoke the truth. The salt ate every type of fish but one.” The fat man with the artificial hair picks up a piece of his fish with a fork. “Only the tilapia survived. It takes much more than salt to kill a creature like the tilapia fish,” and the fat man with the artificial hair takes a salt shaker, twists off its top, and pours half of it in his mouth. I can hear the salt crunching like glass between his teeth. I look around and notice that there aren’t any drinks on the table."

>> No.13000521

too many opinions

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>> No.13000994

Based brazillian pizza master

>> No.13000999

i picture this style of fishmongery being invented by bored edo-period samurai

>> No.13001032

obviously planted

>> No.13001041

>Mama, why do the Whiteboi eat the sand?
>He's retarded, sweetie. Don't looo at him.

>> No.13001228

explosive crack

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>> No.13001667

imagine the smell

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>> No.13002007

>black guy is late
at least it's accurate

>> No.13002127

Blue boards really need to be given sound webm
Fucking cumbrains.

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You don't need sound to appreciate Jack, anon.

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>> No.13002182

>expecting the yellow jew do anything that costs him even one cent more

>> No.13002556

holy fuck lol

>> No.13002781

>Our son will be your valentine
Just like my japanese anime!

>> No.13002822

>lime juice
yuck. no thanks

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>phone in the meat tray
this drives me up the fucking wall every time.

>> No.13002887

>virgin "traditional" italian pizza vs the chad brazilian corn and mayo feast

>> No.13002906

Ironically he probably would've profited more in pure dollar value if he just grabbed as many bags of chicken as he could lmao.

>> No.13003281

im amazed how he can fuck up something to simple, its like the laws conspired against him

>> No.13003293

so is that person selling giant turds?

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>ywn eat girl spit salad

>> No.13003394

Sweet potatoes.

>> No.13003410

Why are they washing potatoes before peeling them?

>> No.13003472

Roastie detected

>> No.13003494

Fuck birds. We should have just killed them off with dht while we had the chance

>> No.13003516

How the fuck did he DO that?!
Weird Al is a goddamn wizard, none of you can tell me otherwise.

>> No.13003656

I wont lie, if this isnt scripted I'd do the same exact thing

>> No.13003788

Seagulls are for strangling.

>> No.13003802

It's an annual tradition for Valetine's Day.

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>> No.13004072

For those not aware, people in Africa eat mud cookies not because they don't know how to farm but because a lot of the soil is not very nutrient-dense and is difficult for anything to grow on. However, clay is very nutrient dense but not much of anything can be grown on it so they will make cookies out of the clay to get their nutrients they need--in times of need. Not sure why she isn't cooking the egg but to each their own I guess.

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looks a cat to me

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>> No.13004210

>there at all

>> No.13004338

thanks HowToBasic

>> No.13004478

furries even try to ruin food now too....

>> No.13004489

who the fuck is that?

>> No.13004656

As an American, could I shoot this person in self defense? This is obviously premeditated murder

>> No.13004666

>thinking just because they lack technology means they are starving and arent capable of having excess food

>> No.13004674

At least she knows people just want to see her ass.

>> No.13004695

good chinese cooks can make better food with a nonstick pan than youll ever be able to make with a well seasoned wok

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>> No.13005142

>"Hey Abobo remember that time when we convice a stupid cracka to eat egg with sand? The moron actualy ate that shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

>> No.13005295

Did they fuck each other after that or what?

>> No.13005429

Thats not mayo just "Catupiry" (a more dense kind of cream cheese). It's a very popular pizza around here, we call it Caipira

>> No.13005693

Are you fucking stupid for real, or just pretending?

>> No.13005722

And crows are supposed to be the smartest animal lamo fuck off retards.

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>> No.13006293

>this is what leftists actually believe
you can't get nutrition from eating dirt

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Are those things even real?

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>> No.13006593

Nigga dem some gators

>> No.13006611

>this is our culture
>this is what other nations think of when they imagine America
>hamburgers and coke
God Bless America

>> No.13006613

>he somehow fucks up eating out at a restuarant
Oh jack...

>> No.13006656

Wbat is this? Sounds almost kafkaeque

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You just know.
>tfw bf bakes bread then bakes a baby inside my bussy

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>poor african has excess supply of food
>simply chooses to eat so little that you can see his entire skeleton through his skin

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>> No.13007640

Tell me why people watch this retarded faggot again? Is it similar to why people watch Jack?

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thank god we're finally making a progress, but we need to build a giant wall around East Asian waters to stop all the pollution from India and China

>> No.13008516

There's only one cup of coffee in the pot anon, submerging the pot in the hot sand makes it boil up from the bottom. There isn't a pipe anywhere.

>> No.13008554

Buy one from an asian market and youtube how the chinese chefs season it. Cooking pasta with a wok is amazing easy.

>> No.13008620

Terry is alive!

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It's from "Based on a True Story" by Norm MacDonald.
You have to read it. Or get the audiobook which is read by Norm himself.

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What a gorgeous creature

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>> No.13008771

if only we could understand it

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>> No.13009128

As a juror I wouldn't convict you.

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>people this this scam will work

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quality stuff there anon

>> No.13010589

>Chinese "humor"

>> No.13010595

old people like their soup somewhere between the temperature where lead turns to vapor, and the surface of the sun. I wish I could tell you how or why, I just know it to be a fact.

>> No.13010611

fucking jej

>> No.13010729

The king of mayo, lol, I wonder how he isn't sick with salmonella all the time
>inb4 he doesnt eat salmon.

>> No.13010749

It's more common now that he has a gimp arm and leg

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>the first scoop
ok that was too much
pic related

>> No.13011088

I really hate this guy's stupid face that he makes.

>> No.13011115

fucking newfags, lurk moar before you post

>> No.13011134

someone please bring this to American tv

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>> No.13011168

and completely botch the job like they did with silent library

>> No.13011424

That head to neck ratio is tragic.

>> No.13011457

cant stop grinding my teeth

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>> No.13012892

anyone have that webm of a fish jumping inside the oven?

>> No.13012931

Maybe just don't eat plastic next time? It's like those videos of those fucking stupid polar bears swimming in the middle of the ocean as if all the ice just disappeared from underneath them hahahahahaha, like nigga why'd you swim so far out hahahaha

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>> No.13013287

>That shrug at the end
Says all you really need to know about nuking eggs.

>> No.13013322

If they actually followed retailer protocol there wouldn't be any money at all in the registers after the store was closed for the night. Chalk this up to lazy management.
Also means the thief has never held down a job before because if he did he'd assume there wouldn't be any money out there.

>> No.13013326

>cook your steak
>take it off the stove / grill
>have to let it cool first in order to cut and toss your meat with your bare hands
>even then, the flavors aren't soaked into the meat and are just on the surface
So then you have a cold, disappointing steak. AND you look like a faggot.

>> No.13013354

>Papanomaly goes fishing.webm

>> No.13013368

What pokemon is this?

>> No.13013417

I worked in a walmart warehouse. this happens way more than you think. the second you drop a case of those all of them split open

>> No.13013653

i mean it's probably good but i cant imagine anyone on this earth ever again making their own bread and fries for the sole purpose of a home made chip sandwich

>> No.13013754

Dear lord... what did that do to those poor blades?

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>tfw ching chong 3 year olds are more capable than the average ameican highscooler

>> No.13013954

They learn quick once their parents kill themselves in the sweatshops.

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